There are 3 rules in football: 1. Dont give messi space. 2. Dont let ronaldo shoot. 3. Dont play against zlatan.

Zlatan and time once had a race. Time is still running

*When Zlatan visits your country you're the foreigner*

When Zlatan’s phone rings in the theater they pause the movie

Whenever I am in the mood to laugh my heart out I visit the comment section of Zlatan's videos 😂😂😂

When Zlatan was a litte kid, he left the house and said to his Father:“Now you are the man in this house.“

When i set my password "Zlatan" i can't proceed, it's said the password is too strong

Once Zlatan was singing in the park and it became the national anthem of Sweden😁

When zlatan gets injured, he doesn't feel pain The pain feels zlatan

Zlatlan kicked earth once and still it rotates and revolves.

When Zlatan got covid, covid got quarantined from Zlatan

When Zlatan goes to term and conditions, Terms and conditions accepted Zlatan

When zlatan washes hands, the water is cleaned

Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born

End of the golden era . LEGEND ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC 🥺❤️

Ronaldinho: "God gifted me a chance to be the football legend." Zlatan: I don't remember gifting anyone.

Zlatan is not lucky to score goals... goals are lucky to be scored by Zlatan

Zlatan didn't injure his knee, his knee injured itself in order to have Zlatan's attention

When John Wick goes to bed he checks under his bed for Zlatan

Here after hearing about his retirement. To the man that made me fall in love with the sport. You’ll never be forgotten. What a fucking LEGEND he is. Hate him, or love him, you cared about what he did and what he said. They don’t make ‘em like this anymore

When Zlatan was a child,his parents use to sleep in his bed when they are scared

This is the most creative comment section that i have ever read

Zlatan drove his mum home from hospital after giving birth to him

When zlatan born, the word 'CONFIDENCE' made its place in the English dictionary.

Zlatan took a lie detector once The detector confessed everything.

1:45 legends say the commentator is still making that sound 😂

When Newton was sitting under the apple tree Zlatan threw apple on his head...

Zlatan is phenomenal. Amazing goals, superb ball control. His accuracy is insane. His ball control is magisterial. Love this guy, genuine, confident, direct. Thank you brotha!!!

When Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook,he already had a friend request waiting from Zlatan.

Zlatan has a bear carpet in his room, it is not dead. It is afraid to move.

Legends say everytime one scores a backheel goal, they have to pay him due to copyright reasons.

Zlatan never move from his position since birth, the earth it self move for him.

This comment section is epic 😂😂😂😂😂

Zlatan is chasing two guys. One guy goes left second guy goes right Zlatan keep chasing them both

When Zlatan visits a foreign country, he welcomes people of that country

What an extraordinary player and character 😎🤣

True fact is that, the average life span of zlatan's haters is 1,2 years, after that time they automatically became a fan of him...dont know why

When Zlatan sees corona virus, corona virus washes its hand.

When Zlatan wakes up, the Sun rises 🌞

Both a great scorer and a scorer of great goals. I mean this guy has the best football control and precision ever. GOAT.

Noone has made more beautiful goals in the modern international football era than Zlatan. He's forever an absolute legend in the sport!

I'm English but the goal he scored against us is honestly one of the best goals I've ever seen.

4:09 zlatan walked on pool in just two weeks after his injury. after 3 weeks he walked on water just like jesus

When sun wakes up Zaltan rises

'Lions do not recover like humans' love that line

Zlatan : I want to go to New York New York: I'm coming

He’s the greatest thing to happen in sports. Not just his play but his sense of humor.

Please don't retire from this football World 🙏🙏🙏😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥 please still like a 🦁 king 👑🔥❤️

Best Messi goals comment section: wow he’s good Best Ronaldo goals comment section: wow he’s good Best Zlatan goals comment section: “Zlatan is not lucky to score goals, goals are lucky to be scored by Zlatan”

Zlatan once called 911 because 911 needed help

He makes football beautiful and magic...what a talent....

When Zlatan goes out in the noon at summer,sun creams itself so it won't burn

Only three words to say: A TRUE LEGEND! Inside and outside the stadium/soccerfield/footballfield.......

Zlatan didn't cry after he was born, all the people around him did.

Once Zlatan counted till infinity , He did it twice 🙂

Whenever I feel low I come to Zlatan comment section and it change my mood...it's like I get a laugh kick from Zlatan.... 😂😂

When zlatan feels cold, wind wears sweater

1:43 legend says that commentator is still 'ooooooo' ing

When Zlatan excersices With push ups, he moves the world.

When Zlatan takes an international flight home, he flys the plane.

The title should be: Top 10 Zlatan things that impossible could do

Ronaldo and Messi may be great players, but Zlatan is the most fun.

When God is shocked he exclaims " oh my zlatan"

I usually don't even watch soccer/football. Here I am, 20 videos later watching Zlatan goals. :)

Once Zlatan Had to pee during a match so the ref stoped the game We now call it Halt time

When Zlatan left his house He told his dad Your the man of the house now

bold of you to say Zlatan has a weak foot. both feet are strong

A gifted, intelligent, kind hearted man with a great sense of humour. Unfortunately misunderstood. Gods don't age they mature like good wine. Love Ibra ♥️❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

When the Sun shines on Zlatan, the Sun smiles

LA galaxy didnt sign Zlatan; Zlatan signed LA galaxy.

Freaking Legend!!! I was at the Galaxy game, when he scored oof the whole stadium erupted!! It was crazy!!

Ibra does not have a weak foot. The weak foot has Ibra and that makes it invincible.

When zlatan does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up , he's pushing the earth down .

For me the best foward of all times. I just simple love his personality.

He's an amazing player, and his goals are even more impressive when you consider he's a really tall guy for football. I was shocked when I learned he was almost 6'5"!

Never liked all the traits of Zlatan's personality, but he has good sense of humor, which makes it very bearable ^^ Also like the fact that he deared to go his own way and fulfill what he set out to accomplish despite not following the norms. He is very brave. And he is of course formed by his childhood and past. He didn't grow up in an easy environment! He had to fight for his place in society and in football.

Why Zlatan never won a Ballon D'or? Because Ballon D'or is for players, not GOD.

I dont want the video,i am here for zlatan comments😂

Zlatan never retire from football PLEASE!!! your skills are simply magical!!!

I find him the most entertaining soccer player ever!!!! He's confident, competitive, "arrogant", skillfull, strong and the funny part that many of his goals werent boring....its was always something crazy about them. ❤❤❤❤❤

Once Zlatan was late for training , the rest of the team was punished for coming early ! Great video Djamel as always! we missed your videos man (please upload every week)

Damn, I get emotional watching this. Lets all hope he will continue playing at the highest levels for many more years. Forza Milan!

You have to love this guy. What a BEAST! I will miss you man :)))

Each player in football deserves an applaude but few of them leave impression on the viewers for a long long time. Their skills wakes you up from the bed and demands you to work hard for what you love. Zlatan is one of them!

Because lions don't recover like humans.... Salute

when zlatan're born the doctor said "congrats it's a man"

When zlatan gets anasthesia ,anasthesia falls a sleep

İbrahimoviç❤️❤️❤️

Zlatan Facts : 1 - When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house. 2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents. 3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything. 4 - When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. 5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest. Manchester United - The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior. 7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police. 8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born. 9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong. Chelsea - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan. 11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive. 12 - It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan. 13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan. 14 - One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday. 15 - One day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early 16 - It's not Zlatan that doesn't deserve to win the Golden Ball. It's the Golden Ball that doesn't deserve to win Zlatan. 17- One day Zlatan taught a child to run. Nowadays this child is called Usain Bolt. 18- Zlatan can kill two stones with one bird. 19- Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. 20- Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears a Zlatan pyjama. 21- Zlatan does not get wet, it is water that Zlatans. 22 - Zlatan makes onions cry. 23- When Mark Zukerberg created Facebook he already had a friend request from Zlatan. 24- Zlatan doesn’t scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion. 25- Zlatan beat Mona Lisa in a staring competition. 26- Zlatan gmail account is gmail @zlatan. com

Oxygen needs zlatan to survive

Zlatan when asked about the Norwegian striker John Carew: "What he can do with a football, I can do with an orange."

Again and again... A LEGEND!

We shoulda changed the eiffel tower for a Zlatan statue. Smartest player ever seen

No one does it like he does, no one !! And the goal against England, look at his face when he is laying in the air, he never takes his eyes of that ball because he knows its good ! Signed , sealed , and delivered !! Unique move by a magician !! And the world-cup want be the same without him...... Zlatan Ibrahimovic, a living legend.......Cheers....

He has it all. When the world is being obsessed with messi and Ronaldo I find him to be the complete player. His dribbling, precision, strength, freak goals. Best player of this generation for me

Magic Zlatan! The best ever and forever!

Ronaldo: "God sent me to this world to so I can grace you all with my gift of football." Zlatan: "I don't remember sending anybody."

When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, Zlatan already stuck the Sweden flag up there

Everybody: "Ronaldo and Messi are the best ever!!!" Zlatan: "Hold my beer!"

I know absolutely NOTHING about soccer but this dude Messi & CR7 are fun to watch highlights of.