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@calvinraynes1283
@calvinraynes1283 5 жыл бұрын
" I came home drunk, and felt bad , it must have been the music, couldn't possibly be the alcohol.
@buckfiden6227
@buckfiden6227 4 жыл бұрын
Calvin Raynes And He preyed on a stack of BEER!!!! LOL
@ArkaeaFCL3
@ArkaeaFCL3 4 жыл бұрын
Lol ikr? What a dumbass.
@brandoncobb4646
@brandoncobb4646 4 жыл бұрын
But he prayed on a stack of beer
@badanimecoverscorporation3949
@badanimecoverscorporation3949 4 жыл бұрын
Yo, we're in 2019, ItS ViDeOgAmEs
@kentduggan8626
@kentduggan8626 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@garethbird4259
@garethbird4259 4 жыл бұрын
I've listened to metal for 40 years and still haven't killed anyone
@jerm131333
@jerm131333 4 жыл бұрын
Well, except for that one guy, but he was a dick.
@thornthornthorne4531
@thornthornthorne4531 4 жыл бұрын
DAMN. You’re a boss, lad.
@spongebobexistentialpants2747
@spongebobexistentialpants2747 4 жыл бұрын
So they haven't found the bodies yet, well done dear sir, well done.
@saraw6446
@saraw6446 4 жыл бұрын
Obviously not listening enough
@rayjohnson2387
@rayjohnson2387 4 жыл бұрын
I've never hurt anyone in my life... except those 3 guys I killed last year
@anomolouscow3761
@anomolouscow3761 4 жыл бұрын
"The upside down cross, a sign of mockery of Jesus." St. Peter: "Am I a joke to you?"
@veiserexab1428
@veiserexab1428 3 жыл бұрын
And a sign of a cross that symbolizes Christianity was not even in the Bible
@Ahem_its_rose
@Ahem_its_rose 3 жыл бұрын
The day of death, the satan burn down, and the day of Judas 🤣 that’s scary asf
@chairylyme
@chairylyme 3 жыл бұрын
I thought about that, when St Peter got crucified he asked to be put upside down as a way to respect Jesus. These Christians don't know their stuff
@DefinitelyNotBender
@DefinitelyNotBender 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly lol
@jeorgeramirezgonzolezsanti3178
@jeorgeramirezgonzolezsanti3178 3 жыл бұрын
@@chairylyme yes 100% true, he felt he was not worthy to die as Jesus did
@matts436
@matts436 3 жыл бұрын
Parents in the 80s "metal promotes satan" "you need jesus" Their parents in the 60s: "l think Elvis's hips are the sign of Satan and sex" Their grandparents: "music has words?"
@kissarococo2459
@kissarococo2459 3 жыл бұрын
christians in the byzantian times: Polyhymnic harmony is from Satan!
@bman6065
@bman6065 3 жыл бұрын
I get the joke but you definitely don't know music history.
@unappreciatedtreehouse821
@unappreciatedtreehouse821 2 жыл бұрын
Has music has always had lyrics?
@matts436
@matts436 2 жыл бұрын
@@unappreciatedtreehouse821 no.
@matts436
@matts436 2 жыл бұрын
@@bman6065 I actually do. It's a joke.
@humantacos9800
@humantacos9800 5 жыл бұрын
I forgot Iron Maiden was satanic death metal.
@zutejudd7603
@zutejudd7603 5 жыл бұрын
Well, the did write a song about satan. Great song btw
@albenmurcia4716
@albenmurcia4716 5 жыл бұрын
I forgot KISS was satanic death metal
@BoonTobias80
@BoonTobias80 5 жыл бұрын
I have sacrificed 18 babies for iron maiden!
@stbone6274
@stbone6274 5 жыл бұрын
Zute Judd I think actually a dream steve Harris had and then he wrote it on the dream he had
@ohguy1991
@ohguy1991 4 жыл бұрын
Easy to do with songs like, The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner, Wasted Years, Wasting Love, Alexander the Great, Ect....
@solusmusic80
@solusmusic80 4 жыл бұрын
“Heavy metal bands like Kiss” Well if that’s not a knee slapper I don’t know what is
@NeutralDice
@NeutralDice 4 жыл бұрын
Some KISS songs could be described as metals. Listen to Creatures of the Night
@ComaAlpha
@ComaAlpha 4 жыл бұрын
What's funny is the majority of their songs have NO minor chords. Kiss is actually some of the happier music I've heard in my life.
@NeutralDice
@NeutralDice 4 жыл бұрын
@@ComaAlpha LICK IT UP, LICK IT UP OOH YEAH IT'S ONLY RIGHT NOW
@aloysiuswhiteboat2934
@aloysiuswhiteboat2934 4 жыл бұрын
KISS sucks and has always sucked.
@abookwas9170
@abookwas9170 4 жыл бұрын
@@tanukiZoot at least I can fit my whole inch in her whole mouth , which feels so much better than only half of it being able to fit because its so big
@lenap319
@lenap319 3 жыл бұрын
"satan is in rock" Meanwhile KISS in the background: 🎶i was made for ❤️ loving you🎶
@ASMRyouVEGANyet
@ASMRyouVEGANyet 3 жыл бұрын
But that's a disco song...not exactly metal...
@AtomicZn
@AtomicZn 3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Black Sabbath is over here singing about how the kids of the cold war generation need to use love and hope to make the world a better place or else risk dieing to the bomb. Yup. Seek world peace through love. Sounds like communism to me. Very satanic.
@randylahey5456
@randylahey5456 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, the 1980s...where high schoolers looked like they were 30 years old with an ex-wife and two kids.
@DarrenWaters75
@DarrenWaters75 3 жыл бұрын
See what Boomers did to their own kids
@billgreenly5522
@billgreenly5522 3 жыл бұрын
@@DarrenWaters75 ?
@wickedchivo1399
@wickedchivo1399 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤘
@shaneskeffington998
@shaneskeffington998 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@walther_von_der_vogelweide936
@walther_von_der_vogelweide936 Жыл бұрын
yo I thought that too😂😂
@paused_tv
@paused_tv 8 жыл бұрын
"like black sabbath and kiss" KISS? KISS?!?!? DID THEY JUST CALL KISS A METAL BAND?!?!? HELLO?!?!
@lepkember6913
@lepkember6913 8 жыл бұрын
They have no idea, they just see the eeevil makup and costume.
@gb7995
@gb7995 8 жыл бұрын
+TheSaintOG Graphic Designer I know the clip in the video was the 80's.... But if you consider the time and the mindset of 1974, KISS were considered "Heavy Metal". Just listen to Parasite or Watching' You. This was before the generalization of Heavy Metal became what we know today.
@Jakromha
@Jakromha 8 жыл бұрын
+TheSaintOG Graphic Designer They're kinda glammetal if you compare them with other glam rock artists. However, if you compare them with actual metal, they're more rock.
@gb7995
@gb7995 8 жыл бұрын
+Jakromha That's a good way to put it, I completely agree. Although, KISS has certainly had their periods of being Metal. Songs like Under the Gun, Hate, and Rain.
@dylaneschedor1726
@dylaneschedor1726 8 жыл бұрын
I know i just about threw my phone across the room
@speakingforcrows5227
@speakingforcrows5227 4 жыл бұрын
"I prayed right there on a stack of beer" - quote of the year.
@Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence
@Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence 4 жыл бұрын
That year being like 1992.
@JERZFR3SH
@JERZFR3SH 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many retard hillbillies have said the exact same thing as that guy
@memyself898
@memyself898 4 жыл бұрын
I've prayed into a toilet after drinking a stack of beer. Can't say I've ever prayed on one though. Life goals.
@annt.christ5590
@annt.christ5590 4 жыл бұрын
@@Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence earlier than that. N.W.A was all the rage with them by 88-89
@TipeONegatyve
@TipeONegatyve 4 жыл бұрын
Quote of 1987
@michaelwoodward7647
@michaelwoodward7647 4 жыл бұрын
"It was meant to be a rocking evening with fans swaying to Metallica's beat" laughed so hard I choked, now my neighbors think I have covid 19
@carterkiser5225
@carterkiser5225 3 жыл бұрын
For real it’s cringey when people who don’t listen to this music and then they try and talk about it like they know everything about it. Ugh
@rissotonerogiovanna7199
@rissotonerogiovanna7199 3 жыл бұрын
When i heard “Fans Swinging to Metallica’s Beat” i imagined a DJ version of James going all ham on a EDM type concert and the fans making raves and stuff LMAO
@davidtuccaro7510
@davidtuccaro7510 3 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂
@savemepunk3191
@savemepunk3191 3 жыл бұрын
Cramping up with tears in my eyes.... so funny!!
@chriswilkinson7636
@chriswilkinson7636 3 жыл бұрын
Swaying along to Fight fire with fire😂😂😂😂😂
@Junior13113
@Junior13113 3 жыл бұрын
"I want to see Black Metal burned" Damn, that's pretty Metal
@gitguddoyourjob5460
@gitguddoyourjob5460 3 ай бұрын
Ironic right
@devak45167
@devak45167 Ай бұрын
😂
@BarbellThor
@BarbellThor 5 жыл бұрын
News: *calls Iron Maiden Black metal* Me: *laughs in new wave of British heavy metal*
@happymonkeyfish
@happymonkeyfish 5 жыл бұрын
chuckles in Varg
@alekseylamanov
@alekseylamanov 4 жыл бұрын
@@happymonkeyfish smiles in funeral blackened war post-doom metal
@brunogarcia6506
@brunogarcia6506 4 жыл бұрын
Ha Haa Haa HAAAAAAAA! Ha Haa Haa HAAA HAAA!
@reneebear3641
@reneebear3641 4 жыл бұрын
Laughs in Xavleg.
@hardcoreheaven6553
@hardcoreheaven6553 4 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@ryansanada8073
@ryansanada8073 4 жыл бұрын
“The upside down cross is a symbol of Satan and a mockery of Jesus” HAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAH. The upside down cross is the symbol of Saint Peter, who requested to be crucified UPSIDE DOWN because he didn’t see himself worthy of the same death as Jesus
@str8edgerockstar956
@str8edgerockstar956 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly... but tell that to them and they'll accuse you of sacrilege. there people are so ignorant.
@RYx222
@RYx222 4 жыл бұрын
@@str8edgerockstar956 Its started to be commonly used as a representation of the Anti Christ now though
@xafbxmoto269
@xafbxmoto269 4 жыл бұрын
We all know the history like you all know that Ozzy and avenged sevenfold aren’t obsessed with St. Peter either.
@ryansanada8073
@ryansanada8073 4 жыл бұрын
@@xafbxmoto269 their usage of the symbol is based on misunderstanding
@somemedic
@somemedic 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, but my upside down Peter is soooo worthy
@shawarmageddonit
@shawarmageddonit 4 жыл бұрын
6:04: "Dr. Keaton sees images of sex and death in all kinds of things" Yeah, right there's your problem.
@supertramp6011
@supertramp6011 3 жыл бұрын
Might wanna have him see a shrink about that....🤣
@Mr.cladmaniac
@Mr.cladmaniac 3 жыл бұрын
Dude has the name of Beach Boys' Leader
@Holden_McGroyn
@Holden_McGroyn 3 жыл бұрын
That's like the racism agenda today.
@chriswilkinson7636
@chriswilkinson7636 3 жыл бұрын
Dr Keaton is a nutcase.
@shaneskeffington998
@shaneskeffington998 2 жыл бұрын
@@supertramp6011 😂
@doodoobonejones
@doodoobonejones 3 жыл бұрын
4:25 "Like those idiots over there" Cuts to two people throwing a Frisbee 😂😂
@rinrei8082
@rinrei8082 4 жыл бұрын
"Heavy metal bands" Uhuh "like Kiss" *WHEEZE*
@yandereboyenthusiast8149
@yandereboyenthusiast8149 4 жыл бұрын
"Oi, Josuke! I started worshiping Satan because I listen to heavy metal now!"
@Error763
@Error763 4 жыл бұрын
r/unexpectedjojo
@mrm2542
@mrm2542 3 жыл бұрын
Don't get me wrong, Kiss is one of my favorite bands, but they're not metal. They're metal the same way that Steel Panther, Guns n Roses and Whitesnake are metal. I love all those bands but they're not metal lol
@rinrei8082
@rinrei8082 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrm2542 Absolutely. While they have one or two individual tracks that you could call metal inspired, they are a rock band through and through.
@SlipknotFan47
@SlipknotFan47 3 жыл бұрын
My grape juice came out of my nose!!
@yako0000
@yako0000 4 жыл бұрын
this is hilarious. i've seen Black Sabbath twice and each time Ozzy left the stage by saying 'God Bless You'.
@Ori0987
@Ori0987 4 жыл бұрын
And Ozzy prays before every show, and says god bless you to everyone he meets when he’s saying goodbye. Not to mention that all the guys in Sabbath are Christians.
@knowwudimean1064
@knowwudimean1064 4 жыл бұрын
Helena Bednarski I don’t think they are all Christian but They all said they were raised in religious families and believe in God.
@knowwudimean1064
@knowwudimean1064 4 жыл бұрын
Helena Bednarski Other than that War Pigs is more Christian than half of what’s on Christian radio stations
@BayouMaccabee
@BayouMaccabee 4 жыл бұрын
He also always says "I love you all!"
@stevespyder
@stevespyder 3 жыл бұрын
and half of their songs are actually more of a Christian message. Considering Tony Iommi was their primary composer. The ''I am the devil' Shtick was just Ozzy's stage persona, until too many years of drugs addled his brain...
@sgt.wolfenstein0818
@sgt.wolfenstein0818 4 жыл бұрын
First off, Praying on a stack of beer is metal. Micheal Chaloub "Age 17" looks 36 years old
@multitudeofidols
@multitudeofidols 3 жыл бұрын
I bet he was the school narc.
@melissacooper8724
@melissacooper8724 7 күн бұрын
If you think that's mental, wait until you hear this. He then got his entire collection of his heavy metal records and burned them!
@yatziryderas2198
@yatziryderas2198 4 жыл бұрын
these people remind of when i dated my ex. he HATED that i loved metal and bc of that, i left him. he didn’t accept me for who i was and what i liked. to this day, i still love metal🤘🏻
@melissacooper8724
@melissacooper8724 7 күн бұрын
That reminds me of an episode of The Simpsons where Otto was engaged to his girlfriend Becky. Right before the ceremony, Becky confided in Marge that she hates heavy metal music but never tells Otto because she doesn't want to hurt his feelings. He ended up leaving her after giving him the ultimatum on choosing his music or her.
@Austin-ri3zk
@Austin-ri3zk 8 жыл бұрын
Before I listened to metal I was a happy, nice, and polite young man. After listening to metal however, I turned into a happy, nice, and polite young man......oh wait..
@yaboi2500
@yaboi2500 8 жыл бұрын
Before I listened to metal, I was an asshole who treated people like complete crap. After I listened to metal, I became a friendly guy who put his anger into headbanging to Finntroll and Children Of Bodom.
@DonTwanX
@DonTwanX 8 жыл бұрын
I found kindred spirit in the bruises and cuts earned from courage, gifts from other misfits in the pits of frustration! Thank you brothers. You taught me not to fear pain and that MY BODY IS NOT MADE OF GLASS. It will heal, but the fear will be destroyed if I face it. You taught me not to blindly accept someone else's explanation of the universe and to find my own understanding in this INFINITE MYSTERY. With this Freedom, I found my INFINITE CREATOR and I'm blessed with peace and acceptance. And full of RAGE for injustice.
@carterwilliams596
@carterwilliams596 7 жыл бұрын
Before listening to metal I was a complete asshole. After I am still a complete asshole. Hmm maybe that's why I don't have friends?
@MorbidMindedManiac
@MorbidMindedManiac 7 жыл бұрын
Same here
@nietzsche688
@nietzsche688 7 жыл бұрын
Well, I guess it didn't turn out well for you and your family, right? Are you happy now you satanic-nice-and-polite-man?! ;)
@thegreaterg8r148
@thegreaterg8r148 5 жыл бұрын
Parents: "It's just meaningless screaming" Also Parents: "Its people singing about satan"
@carstarsarstenstesenn
@carstarsarstenstesenn 4 жыл бұрын
It does make sense. Why did you ruin this comment with that messy edit
@thegreaterg8r148
@thegreaterg8r148 4 жыл бұрын
@@carstarsarstenstesenn because it's true. It makes no sense
@thegreaterg8r148
@thegreaterg8r148 4 жыл бұрын
@@carstarsarstenstesenn that better?
@NathanTAK
@NathanTAK 4 жыл бұрын
Meaningless screaming about satan!
@edgyswordsmanmusic6769
@edgyswordsmanmusic6769 4 жыл бұрын
This is stupid as hell. The same mental gymnastics applies to Christian metal too. “Its satanic, its evil and i cant understand what theyre saying” well, if you read the lyrics-“ “the lyrics dont matter! It still has an evil sound!” >”lyrics are evil” >”but I cant understand/hear the lyrics” >”the lyrics dont matter, it’s still evil”
@mybraineatseverything7404
@mybraineatseverything7404 3 жыл бұрын
This is freakin hilarious! I remember this time period well. The only thing Tipper Gore did was let us know which records we wanted to buy. LOL
@ramblinoutlaw
@ramblinoutlaw 3 жыл бұрын
I remember Manson causing a huge stir. My parents freaking out. I am from RURAL Louisiana. But I found that metal is the truest way to express what a lot of our youth is exactly feeling, not necessarily with violence. Go to a concert, get in the pit, old school and just let it out. Metal heads are some of the nicest people anyone could ever meet. Old school bikers are the exact same way.
@DarkRattlehead
@DarkRattlehead 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the "horn" symbol that Dio made popular is an old italian sign that means something like: "I repel the evil eye that's upon you"
@najeaishere8816
@najeaishere8816 4 жыл бұрын
Unrelated but thanks
@Leo-st6yi
@Leo-st6yi 4 жыл бұрын
@@najeaishere8816 it isn't unrelated. Sign appears in this video couple o times and it's a really popular sign.
@Mizmoon2020
@Mizmoon2020 4 жыл бұрын
Malokio
@najeaishere8816
@najeaishere8816 4 жыл бұрын
@@Leo-st6yi oh. I see. Thanks.
@karldyke5029
@karldyke5029 4 жыл бұрын
His nan used to do it a lot
@otavio048
@otavio048 5 жыл бұрын
>Heavy Metal bands >Kiss *What*
@Trx-ep7rg
@Trx-ep7rg 5 жыл бұрын
For those parents in the 80's everything with power chords was heavy metal
@IrateWizrd
@IrateWizrd 5 жыл бұрын
Bon jovi too early in their career
@fredderf551
@fredderf551 5 жыл бұрын
Knights In Satan's Service.
@boogienights77
@boogienights77 4 жыл бұрын
My mom won't let me listen to them, they're not even metal
@ohguy1991
@ohguy1991 4 жыл бұрын
I always heard it was "Kids In Satan's Service"
@Tomball-oi8no
@Tomball-oi8no 3 жыл бұрын
Kid who likes metal: I learned about the battle for Britain from aces high and how we managed to save the country from the nazis His mum: where’s the exorcist I have the devil in my house
@jasoneves140
@jasoneves140 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve read more violent passages in their Fairy Tale book than I’ve ever heard in my 40 years of metal.
@derperderp9036
@derperderp9036 4 жыл бұрын
I'm still mad about Elvis swinging his hips.
@michaelalguire419
@michaelalguire419 4 жыл бұрын
Well, who wouldn't be ? Shocking !!!!!!
@DSDaly
@DSDaly 4 жыл бұрын
Looool
@primithrokk8336
@primithrokk8336 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@TheChloe1331
@TheChloe1331 4 жыл бұрын
And don't forget about those disgusting boys from England with all that long hair...the Beatles😂
@Godric_71
@Godric_71 4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍😎🏍💨
@Z_TPI
@Z_TPI 4 жыл бұрын
"Like those idiots over there. They go and play frisbee in the middle of the field.." baaahahahah
@bezoticallyyours83
@bezoticallyyours83 4 жыл бұрын
Noob! Frisbee is the most metal of all pastimes! 😉
@j_freed
@j_freed 4 жыл бұрын
Frisbee is like the gateway activity to burning churches, I've seen it too many times.
@thisisnotmyrealname6990
@thisisnotmyrealname6990 4 жыл бұрын
Zanac Prime the most masculine attributes we even have anymore is anger
@shuruff904
@shuruff904 4 жыл бұрын
Frisbee IS for pussies tho. Prove me wrong.
@yobench
@yobench 4 жыл бұрын
@@shuruff904 You need opposable thumbs to thow it
@Foresterscene
@Foresterscene 3 жыл бұрын
Metal: Lyrics about historical events and feelings Society: ITS SATAN
@HunterForsberg
@HunterForsberg 3 жыл бұрын
On a side note: Ritual's frontman wanted me to join as their bassist back in 2014. My dumbass said no. :')
@auz2430
@auz2430 8 жыл бұрын
I hate being that anti-religious guy, but the logic of some religious people is just laughable.
@johncaraway288
@johncaraway288 8 жыл бұрын
+Austin Novodvorsky you're right. most people don't ever read the Bible for themselves and they let their own personal preferences of music influence their opinions. and I'm a proud Christian and I LOVE Metal music
@gorillas213
@gorillas213 8 жыл бұрын
+John C you're going to hell lmfao
@alexnegri921
@alexnegri921 8 жыл бұрын
+John C. I agree. i always try to explain to people that the really crazy "christians" arent following what God tells us to.
@mr.bonez3150
@mr.bonez3150 8 жыл бұрын
+John C yes
@brickerdrums1326
@brickerdrums1326 8 жыл бұрын
Look, Jesus was a hipster. Me as a metal fan , I still believe he would've liked metal.
@CaptainCocaine
@CaptainCocaine 4 жыл бұрын
"I prayed right there on a stack of beer" And that my friends is how you become a country fan.
@Dark_Harmony
@Dark_Harmony 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!!
@lunahetfield
@lunahetfield 3 жыл бұрын
He even sounds like a country fan
@ele7864
@ele7864 3 жыл бұрын
That accent tells it all
@devilsoffspring5519
@devilsoffspring5519 3 жыл бұрын
Put that line in a Country song, perform it in the USA, and you'll make enough money to persuade BMW to build you a big, fast, all-black pickup truck :)
@TheBananaMan-tm8gy
@TheBananaMan-tm8gy 3 жыл бұрын
you forgot yer blue jeenz and yer plead jackets partner. OH NO, ITS SPREADING
@keanuismyfather7477
@keanuismyfather7477 3 жыл бұрын
3:20 *“You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them!”*
@cristiaolson7327
@cristiaolson7327 4 жыл бұрын
Aaaand news stories like this are why my mom took 20 years to come to grips with my taste in music. Thankfully, after 20 years of me simultaneously being a decent, responsible human, she finally came around and realized I hadn't turned into a monster. Helped that my dad also likes classic rock, and plays guitar himself, so he can appreciate the talent and effort it takes to play good metal. Now my 15-year-old plays metal guitar, and my parents are actually proud of how hard he has worked to learn. Keep being cool, keep rocking; people can get over it eventually. \m/
@dannytheman1313
@dannytheman1313 4 жыл бұрын
In the 50's the scapegoat was comic books In the 60's it was hippies and weed In the 70's it was violent television and movies In the 80's it was death metal In the 90's it was Rap Music In the 2000's it was video games In the 2010's it was the internet its self Unfortunately these people will blame anything to hide the fact that they are the problem. Their kids killed themselves not because of some backwards message found in the music, it was because they were in pain and you weren't paying attention. If your kid is wearing all black and dying their hair its because they want to escape the norms you thrust upon them. If your family is broken because your kid is into something you aren't it means your family was never that strong to begin with. Stop blaming the music and realize that you are the problem.
@overlordinquisitor6565
@overlordinquisitor6565 4 жыл бұрын
Dungeons and Dragons.
@dannytheman1313
@dannytheman1313 4 жыл бұрын
@@overlordinquisitor6565 I forgot about D&D I'm a nerd too I should know my history. That whole Satanic Panic with people like Billy Grahm and Jerry Falwell saying that death metal and star wars and yes D&D were all part of the devils plot to corrupt the children.
@overlordinquisitor6565
@overlordinquisitor6565 4 жыл бұрын
Well I’m a Christian who likes Star Wars, Dungeons and Dragons, Death Metal, and Warhammer 40,000 so imagine what people think lol
@dannytheman1313
@dannytheman1313 4 жыл бұрын
@@overlordinquisitor6565 I try not to if you like those things and it doesn't hurt anyone else if it doesn't personally interfere with the lives of others then it shouldn't matter what someone else thinks. Thats why I always hated the whole satanic panic period of the 80's and even into the 90's. For most death metal never personally affected their lives but they wanted to take it away which would have affected the lives of others. The whole thing was stupid and pointless.
@overlordinquisitor6565
@overlordinquisitor6565 4 жыл бұрын
I’m just jesting, most people I’m around are OK with it. The ones who aren’t I don’t associate with.
@Mimi-cq4bg
@Mimi-cq4bg 4 жыл бұрын
Black sabbath and kiss. Two bands that should never be in the same sentence.
@lorraineskinner1949
@lorraineskinner1949 4 жыл бұрын
ASMR touch so true
@adrianshephard378
@adrianshephard378 4 жыл бұрын
Why?
@cxlxmbvs4535
@cxlxmbvs4535 4 жыл бұрын
Why? They both rock and actually toured together back in the 70's.
@cxlxmbvs4535
@cxlxmbvs4535 4 жыл бұрын
@@samc3241 I agree, what's your point?
@qua-z5357
@qua-z5357 4 жыл бұрын
That was like when kiss and mötley crüe were put under the same category just cause they did one tour together
@lucasp.calheiros2755
@lucasp.calheiros2755 3 жыл бұрын
I would like to know were this people whose the family were “damaged” are today and what they think about the things they said
@jwanbesande2734
@jwanbesande2734 2 жыл бұрын
I swear to God, the sentence "It was supposed to be a rocking musical event with fans swaying to Metallica's beat" will never leave my mind. It is burrowed in there like a brain-eating parasite and it is not leaving soon.
@deathmetaldouglas69
@deathmetaldouglas69 5 жыл бұрын
"I prayed on a stack of beer". Priceless.
@christopherconard2831
@christopherconard2831 4 жыл бұрын
I've knelt before a toilet and prayed to die after a stack of beer. Does that count?
@jeffjackson9679
@jeffjackson9679 4 жыл бұрын
Later that night when he went to puke his guts out and "prayed to the porcelin god", his old man whipped him with a belt and labeled him a heretic.
@Madmatt18
@Madmatt18 4 жыл бұрын
@@jeffjackson9679 im prayed to the porcelin god numerous times never got whipped for it but my dad lefts for cigarettes and lotto tickets before i was born.. i guess he won cause he hasnt come back
@averagebritishguy7082
@averagebritishguy7082 4 жыл бұрын
Is there any other way?
@nekad2000
@nekad2000 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder where this guy is now. Was he able to overcome his crippling heavy metal addiction or is he in a gutter turning tricks for Metallica singles? We may never know.
@suenteuspo9483
@suenteuspo9483 5 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing at "A heroin addict needs his fix ...I needed to rock"
@markwildt5728
@markwildt5728 5 жыл бұрын
...I prayed right there on a stack of beer.
@whitebloodism
@whitebloodism 5 жыл бұрын
I" like my Rock with a bit of roll"
@theelectrodefunhouse4651
@theelectrodefunhouse4651 5 жыл бұрын
Needs a different barber
@dustinlamb7941
@dustinlamb7941 5 жыл бұрын
Dude sounds like the guy that Don’t Freebase anymore...can’t remember the name of the video.
@darjeelingst.gloriana3084
@darjeelingst.gloriana3084 5 жыл бұрын
This needs to be a t-shirt
@alfredoalejandro87
@alfredoalejandro87 6 ай бұрын
I love all metal, all kinds of metal. I have loved metal since my dad introduced me to it as a 4 year old. As a 36 year old man with three children, I will be passing this beautiful music on to them. In fact my 4 year old daughter loves death metal already.
@TheDerpyMummy
@TheDerpyMummy 4 жыл бұрын
2:51 Kevin was a paid actor and everyone knows it. Haha
@guicyfruitguy88
@guicyfruitguy88 4 жыл бұрын
My addiction to heavy metal has caused such harm to my family I over dosed on megadeth twice and blacked out on morbid angel many times my addiction has caused so much hurt
@jasonaldenhaley1
@jasonaldenhaley1 4 жыл бұрын
Can't forget the 17 D riving W hile I insanely fokin bangin & air guitar/drumming's You've gotten....I'm on #32...used to be a pillar of the community, now I'm a....Miserable Failure
@claemayor1650
@claemayor1650 4 жыл бұрын
You need to go to to an rr meeting rock and roll
@lilbummp7343
@lilbummp7343 4 жыл бұрын
Johnny cash hurt or nin hurt?
@11037_kuwata
@11037_kuwata 4 жыл бұрын
xD
@stupidthefish4981
@stupidthefish4981 4 жыл бұрын
Dude if listening to metal is wrong I don’t wanna be right.
@BudLightBeerOfStarCommand
@BudLightBeerOfStarCommand 8 жыл бұрын
"those idiots playing frisbee in the field over there"
@tziirkq
@tziirkq 8 жыл бұрын
Frisbee isn't metal. Murder-frisbee is pretty metal, but regular frisbee? Frisbee golf is metal, too.
@gamjam1581
@gamjam1581 8 жыл бұрын
+tziirkq this made my day
@yop9694
@yop9694 8 жыл бұрын
the disdain he had in his voice for the act of playing Frisbee in the middle of a field was the most metal thing ever!
@escoa13
@escoa13 7 жыл бұрын
All I could think of is "that guy is cool."
@seanwilkinson3975
@seanwilkinson3975 7 жыл бұрын
That guy, sad to say, looks like his only two brain cells were rubbing frantically against each other to spark a coherent thought. Or, earlier on, he'd blazed through enough blonde hash to stun a Clydesdale. I feel that if you gave him a Frisbee, he'd take a bite and say, "This taco fuckin' sucks! It's all stale an' shit. And where's the meat an' cheese and that cut-up red an' green shit? Fuck, gimme some hot sauce an' I'll try it again." I was a metalhead in the Eighties, but I truly hope I didn't resemble him in any way, since I was mildly dismissive of "preps/preppies" as well...mostly the wealthy ones who showed off their nice cars or fashionable outfits.
@chrishopkins209
@chrishopkins209 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin has a cracking mullet....”I prayed right on a stack of beer” I nearly spat my drink out
@ClanOfTheCrucified
@ClanOfTheCrucified 4 жыл бұрын
I lived through those days. Some of the best music ever made and the panic over it just made us love it more and go even harder just to piss those people off!
@krustydaklown7398
@krustydaklown7398 5 жыл бұрын
Funny I was listening to Judas Priest while studying one late night.... I was tired and heard those subliminal messages "do it,Do it, DO IT,!" So I went and DID IT! And scored an A on that test...
@mindtraveller100
@mindtraveller100 5 жыл бұрын
Also, that man believes that "Do It" is a satanic message. So, he tried to ban Judas Priest, didn´t work. Now, he´s trying to ban Nike...
@lordryan-o8932
@lordryan-o8932 5 жыл бұрын
You only did it because of your Nike tee shirt! Had it been New Balance, an F would have been in your future...
@rogerauger7766
@rogerauger7766 5 жыл бұрын
A High School Diploma? It's a gateway to a College or University Degree! For Shame! Tsk, Tsk Tsk!
@metalgod2642
@metalgod2642 4 жыл бұрын
Even if it did actually say do it, what the fuck does that mean...dumb asses!
@gonzal2001
@gonzal2001 4 жыл бұрын
Palpatine in the background " do it"
@eastexxxan
@eastexxxan 8 жыл бұрын
"a rocking musical evening, with fans swaying to metallica's beat" lmao
@makaska5
@makaska5 8 жыл бұрын
Swaying to the symphony huehue
@SacredReach0
@SacredReach0 8 жыл бұрын
+makaska5 of destruction
@JulianEmdon
@JulianEmdon 7 жыл бұрын
Lets cover up all the visuals with titles :p
@malavparmar7694
@malavparmar7694 7 жыл бұрын
same
@jaitlyfamily1484
@jaitlyfamily1484 7 жыл бұрын
Actually that's understandable.... I live in India and I'm actually happy they're not talking about shit shows
@eveninglyric687
@eveninglyric687 3 жыл бұрын
0:58 love that we're listening to Motley Crue while we look at the Black Sabbath logo 👌
@austinbradley8551
@austinbradley8551 9 ай бұрын
i love how in the middle school one neither drugs or alchol where not a probablem but music was
@spacealienjesus709
@spacealienjesus709 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin is more metal then any of us. He got saved on a stack of beer.
@chptrk75
@chptrk75 4 жыл бұрын
🥳😂🤘🏻
@theakudzuwitchqueen
@theakudzuwitchqueen 4 жыл бұрын
It is indeed very thrash of him
@Robocline
@Robocline 4 жыл бұрын
He just wanted the free tickets to stryper they promised him. Kevin I would bet is still a metal head.
@kindsey1
@kindsey1 4 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@nickshane9314
@nickshane9314 4 жыл бұрын
That story if true is kinda awesome but I feel like its a fabricated story to get on tv I could be wrong though I've been wrong before
@industrialsizedcirclejerk
@industrialsizedcirclejerk 4 жыл бұрын
“heavy metal bands like kiss” i have no words.
@BuzzKillingtonable
@BuzzKillingtonable 4 жыл бұрын
Um, I think "Strutter" would prove you wrong. That's the heaviest metallics you can sway hips to.
@stevespyder
@stevespyder 3 жыл бұрын
my favorite scooby doo movie is the one with KISS kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d5lljKV53ZbTpKc.html
@DirkaDirkazoid
@DirkaDirkazoid 3 жыл бұрын
Kiss is Crap..
@Facusblues
@Facusblues 3 жыл бұрын
@@DirkaDirkazoid you are crap
@arturo22ize
@arturo22ize 3 жыл бұрын
@@DirkaDirkazoid out of all ways of telling us that you personally don't like KISS you have chosen the rudest one
@juguy2110
@juguy2110 3 жыл бұрын
"If the band name doesn't say it all, the guttural lyrics do" Few seconds later: "Two guys dancing while holding hands"
@fillinthevoid9149
@fillinthevoid9149 3 жыл бұрын
I spilled my coffee all over the mattress. It's God punishing me for laughing at such serious reports.
@DonVigaDeFierro
@DonVigaDeFierro 4 жыл бұрын
1950s: "Comic books bad!!" 1970s: "Television bad!!" 1980-90s: "Metal music bad!!" 2000s: "Video games bad!!" When will people discover that is actually "Parents bad!!"?
@MuzikBike
@MuzikBike 4 жыл бұрын
2010s: "Edgy comedy bad!!!"
@sleepmanual3718
@sleepmanual3718 4 жыл бұрын
@@MuzikBike Id like to offer you a job
@bezoticallyyours83
@bezoticallyyours83 4 жыл бұрын
Its not that parents are bad, its just ignorant blowhards who try to control everyone except themselves through fear-mongering and misinformation that are bad. And some of them do happen to be parents too.
@O.M.E.G.A.
@O.M.E.G.A. 4 жыл бұрын
2020s: "Meat bad!!"
@MrLump
@MrLump 4 жыл бұрын
*Steel Beam* bad parents and school are the problem
@meci6625
@meci6625 5 жыл бұрын
That frisbee-hating bit was the most brutal thing ever recorded
@ShredAtlas
@ShredAtlas 4 жыл бұрын
those idiots playin frisbee in the middle of the field😭😭
@michaelmurray3800
@michaelmurray3800 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@jonathanryan2915
@jonathanryan2915 4 жыл бұрын
That report was the most accurate
@Podcastforthewin
@Podcastforthewin 4 жыл бұрын
With the million color shirts. The 80’s were the mother fuckin time
@Madmatt18
@Madmatt18 4 жыл бұрын
@@Podcastforthewin dont forget the coke, the 80s where a magical time
@kleinechaosqueen4114
@kleinechaosqueen4114 3 жыл бұрын
I love it, listening to my evil metal songs while hugging my kids and take care of my granny... Yes, I'm a really evil person 😂😂😂😂😘
@thegipper6535
@thegipper6535 3 жыл бұрын
My Wonderful Childhood years. Thank you all those great artists: Dio, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Led Zep, Judas Priest, etc
@williamsmith666
@williamsmith666 4 жыл бұрын
"Michael Chaloub Age: 17" The goomba looks like he's pushing 30, please...
@sarephbtmistari8909
@sarephbtmistari8909 4 жыл бұрын
First thing I thought as well. I'm 33 and he looks older than me
@_sayten_
@_sayten_ 4 жыл бұрын
Testosterone my dude
@sibco96
@sibco96 4 жыл бұрын
What the hell were they feeding these 17 year olds?
@BuzzKillingtonable
@BuzzKillingtonable 4 жыл бұрын
Gaining the trust of the ingroup...now where can I make a score of some grass?
@101Volts
@101Volts 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know what his age was but I can say this: Cigarettes were still common, leaded gasoline was still sold (although it was being phased out)) and cars of the time gave more emissions while using more fuel. People born from the 1920s - 1960s generally looked older than they were, I don't think we realize just how common alcohol and cigarettes were from the 40s - 60s.
@Glizzy_Shaman
@Glizzy_Shaman 8 жыл бұрын
If metal is Satanic, then Satan has great taste.
@rachelrose83
@rachelrose83 5 жыл бұрын
Man I LOVE your comment!
@ihavenoname5800
@ihavenoname5800 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@rakayasserra
@rakayasserra 5 жыл бұрын
Nice dude 😂
@tylercooper3727
@tylercooper3727 5 жыл бұрын
zacharyporter96 bro I couldn’t agree more
@BlackCroft666
@BlackCroft666 5 жыл бұрын
Well lunatics say everything fun is satanic. So automatically Satan has great taste. Even though in german metal forums a lot of memes are created with Jesus saying "I don't listen to prayers. I listen to metal!", too. But who says both aren't actually buddies behind the scenes?
@dwilli777ams
@dwilli777ams 3 жыл бұрын
That news report certainly takes me back to summer 1990. Great show.
@gdawwg1125
@gdawwg1125 3 жыл бұрын
I heard the words ‘do it’ over and over So eventually I did it , I clipped my toenails
@aham2903
@aham2903 4 жыл бұрын
"A heroin addict needs his fix; I needed to rock!" So true, my dude. So true.
@jdcreep5394
@jdcreep5394 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like jack black stuff to say
@sirspookybones1118
@sirspookybones1118 3 жыл бұрын
@@jdcreep5394 probably change a little bit to have "A heroin addict needed his fix; but I needed the metal"
@hpjk772
@hpjk772 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but then he went full hillbilly.
@angrylesbianoffensive8153
@angrylesbianoffensive8153 5 жыл бұрын
“A heroin addict needs his fix, I needed to rock” Wow, my bro.
@christopherbost5387
@christopherbost5387 4 жыл бұрын
And he wasn't even in a band.
@MelinWisconsin
@MelinWisconsin 4 жыл бұрын
That’s when shit had got serious.
@jacobhagy7773
@jacobhagy7773 4 жыл бұрын
That guy sounds like an alcoholic than “rock addict”. Like how can you not see it was the booze my dude.
@shadowpersonoftheunknown6245
@shadowpersonoftheunknown6245 4 жыл бұрын
He was an actor
@cylersala5234
@cylersala5234 4 жыл бұрын
Says the NSA.
@stnes0228
@stnes0228 3 жыл бұрын
I like metal because it is an escape from the harsh reality and you realise our not the only one living with this shit, but no one says this about rap music like cardi b talking singing about sex and pop music talking about things that are too good to be true. It is just saying “hey, you’re not the only one going through hell”. It just expresses the truth that everyone lives.
@johnnydrunkagain3817
@johnnydrunkagain3817 3 жыл бұрын
"Da preps...like dey're in friggin' Hawaii or somethin, dey wear doze 10,000 multi-colored sherts and, y'know... like doze idiots ova'der, dey go play frisby indamiddleovda field!" Further testimony that apparently ya cant like metal/punk and not be outraged by sports. Shit had me rolling for a good 20 minutes. "whatsamattayouz, ah? JOYZEE."
@baddriversoffortworthtexas4557
@baddriversoffortworthtexas4557 7 жыл бұрын
"Came home drunk".... But heavy metal is his problem.. Ok, then. Guitar = bad, frisbee = good HAHAHAHA
@ericagilvin1859
@ericagilvin1859 6 жыл бұрын
Bad Drivers of Fort Worth, Texas Go forth and sing it in Heavy Metal! THrowwww the Frissssbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@josuastangl7140
@josuastangl7140 6 жыл бұрын
Definetly would not have prayed sober!
@Wildsyde1
@Wildsyde1 6 жыл бұрын
Threw open the door on a beer truck 😂😂
@groovynipple7092
@groovynipple7092 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin had an alcohol problem. Not a Heavy Metal problem. Hilarious 🤣
@GeddyRC
@GeddyRC 4 жыл бұрын
GroovyNipple Classic Kevin
@CrAck-MoNey
@CrAck-MoNey 3 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic!
@melissacooper8724
@melissacooper8724 7 күн бұрын
6:07 I couldn't help but lol at her comments about Dr. Keaton! He must be a piece of work! 😂
@BleedTheWineUnholy
@BleedTheWineUnholy 7 жыл бұрын
"A heroin addict needs his fix, I needed to rock" that one's killing me omg 😂😂😂
@TheWarizon
@TheWarizon 7 жыл бұрын
you know where to find the full clip of that??
@BleedTheWineUnholy
@BleedTheWineUnholy 7 жыл бұрын
Fernando Ferreira if I find it I'll let you know, as I'm looking for it myself now. Oh man, you can't script comedy that good lol
@TheWarizon
@TheWarizon 7 жыл бұрын
True =D
@TheWarizon
@TheWarizon 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks, will do the same =)
@andypurvis5453
@andypurvis5453 7 жыл бұрын
There's a link to it. Top comment.
@LannersTV
@LannersTV 8 жыл бұрын
I've listened to Heavy Metal since I was 8 and I'm fine, people are ridiculous
@liamfenerty135
@liamfenerty135 8 жыл бұрын
+Lanners you r right
@kaineobrien970
@kaineobrien970 8 жыл бұрын
+Lanners exactly, a normal stable person wouldn't do things like this, but dumbasses seem to think that it's causing u to be a devil worshipper. 99% of those reporters probably don't even listen to metal, they don't understand that some ppl use it for stress relief and other things. I just listen to it bc I like the aggressive sound and it actually takes talent to make. I cant add a computer generated beat and then auto tune my voice in metal.
@patto505
@patto505 8 жыл бұрын
+Lanners Just like Violent movies and games, they don't breed killers. It has been proven time and time again that there is no connection. But people keep spouting their bullshit, that if you listen to metal and play COD you will grow up a psycho.
@Werewolf914
@Werewolf914 8 жыл бұрын
I listen to Heavy Metal, Death Metal, that type of stuff, I play lots of violent video games like Grand Theft Auto, I also watch lots of slasher movies like Saw, and gory stuff and I'm not some lunatic who wants to go murder people, and I don't worship Satan I'm Atheist! People just need something to blame and those are easiest, can't blame shitty parenting, bullying, mental health or anything like that its got to be that new Marilyn Manson song, or that evil Ozzy Osbourne, it's annoying as hell!
@kaineobrien970
@kaineobrien970 8 жыл бұрын
werewolf914 people always gotta have a scapegoat instead of just admitting the hard facts.
@gl9248
@gl9248 4 жыл бұрын
I listened to Metal in my youth...and it destroyed my life! I ended up being a Teamster truck driver!! I'm so ashamed...
@RoRo-vr6wx
@RoRo-vr6wx 3 жыл бұрын
Wh? U trolling right?😂
@dancarrington7100
@dancarrington7100 4 жыл бұрын
These never get old for me. People are so dumb and don't understand that it's all an act to help others feel better.
@cassandralyris4918
@cassandralyris4918 4 жыл бұрын
"The Satanic Smell Of Success" would make a great album title, just sayin'.
@purexhoney
@purexhoney 3 жыл бұрын
I’m stealing that one
@ellnine66
@ellnine66 3 жыл бұрын
Especially since satanists believe in having successful and educated lives.
@duncan3998
@duncan3998 3 жыл бұрын
More like cursed album
@ianbeale2527
@ianbeale2527 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it would be a Spinal Tap album.
@dragroch5536
@dragroch5536 3 жыл бұрын
Satanic Smell would be Spicy tomato crisps. Yummy.
@ghengiskhan9308
@ghengiskhan9308 8 жыл бұрын
Saying the killer listened to metal is like saying the killer was wearing socks
@memorizingmemorias3653
@memorizingmemorias3653 8 жыл бұрын
Those goddamn socks! Turning people violent because we assume they're affiliated with Satan.
@theali8oras274
@theali8oras274 6 жыл бұрын
patryk kowlski QUICK!!LETS SENSOR THE WORD "$¤€K"!!
@brodycates8472
@brodycates8472 6 жыл бұрын
Every killer wears socks. Ban them!!
@ramenfox8680
@ramenfox8680 5 жыл бұрын
100% of killers drank water at some point in their life
@user-me8hy8ew4o
@user-me8hy8ew4o 5 жыл бұрын
Guys! You are so dumb! Socks are not evil, like wtf! Of course the evil are the shoes around the socks, that prevent that the good from the socks can come out! Thats common known, Smh!
@matthewreese7710
@matthewreese7710 3 жыл бұрын
5:51 when Palpatine creates a metal song
@Incuensuocha
@Incuensuocha 3 жыл бұрын
Every time I listen to “Better by you Better than Me” I have this overpowering desire to do “it”.
@chrisplaxe6088
@chrisplaxe6088 8 жыл бұрын
''it was meant to be a rocking musical evening with fans swinging to metallica's beat''
@Phant0mGetsuga993
@Phant0mGetsuga993 6 жыл бұрын
I freaking lost it when he said that. Ignorance at its finest.
@kagethedemonslayer
@kagethedemonslayer 6 жыл бұрын
Yo, Kevin my man, sounds like your problem's alcohol, not heavy metal
@CurtisAlfeld
@CurtisAlfeld 5 жыл бұрын
It's easier to blame art than yourself.
@search895
@search895 5 жыл бұрын
The same for the mother worried about "what this music has made to this family". Most probably her family just sucked. Music does not change a good family.
@Jizzlewobbwtfcus
@Jizzlewobbwtfcus 5 жыл бұрын
@@search895 well said
@TruckerMurph
@TruckerMurph 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@mothorsen
@mothorsen 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I think Kevin needs his fix, be it drinking, metal or Jesus.
@Hoppy83NZ
@Hoppy83NZ 3 жыл бұрын
“Look at these morons playing frisbee.” That right there is a real metal head.
@doodoobonejones
@doodoobonejones 3 жыл бұрын
That 32 year old man pretending to be 17 was the best part of this lmao
@2learneasy
@2learneasy 4 жыл бұрын
Best quote ever! "a rocking musical evening". Fuck that sounds like heavy metal to me
@arztverach8608
@arztverach8608 8 жыл бұрын
"Fans swaying to Metalica's beat" I like that. That's nice.
@loveMyFreakinLife
@loveMyFreakinLife 4 жыл бұрын
"I just prayed right there on the stack of beers." The basis of every 'murica meme!
@thelastwildcolonialboy3667
@thelastwildcolonialboy3667 3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@TheAnimalKing
@TheAnimalKing 3 жыл бұрын
I bet he takes 50 hamburgers to a funeral
@klakkinkittykat
@klakkinkittykat 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@PerfectMask1
@PerfectMask1 3 жыл бұрын
If a stack of beers was there in front if me for free, I would thank God too😁
@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195
@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin is SO a hired actor
@wm9482
@wm9482 2 жыл бұрын
2:48 imagine noticing and commenting on the ways teens are expressing their frustrations and concluding that you need to pay closer attention to the music they listen to rather than listening more closely to why they're frustrated
@lalakuma9
@lalakuma9 6 жыл бұрын
Basically metalheads have been trolling Christians since the 80s
@jakobsedmak844
@jakobsedmak844 6 жыл бұрын
lalakuma9 but im a metalhead christian! i dont really listen to black or death metal but i really like power, heavy....
@Phant0mGetsuga993
@Phant0mGetsuga993 6 жыл бұрын
And it's super fun as well!!
@MachineGunAustin
@MachineGunAustin 6 жыл бұрын
lol
@suro2545
@suro2545 5 жыл бұрын
Hey, metal! Christian here. Love metal and think of it as art. Praise satan I don't care, but the music is good soo....
@jakobsedmak844
@jakobsedmak844 5 жыл бұрын
Max Campo u seem like a nice guy... why dont you go fuck yourself
@Chris-yd1qy
@Chris-yd1qy 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin's problem was not knowing where to find an AA meeting.
@saltymcpepper5777
@saltymcpepper5777 4 жыл бұрын
He should have just googled it.
@sailor1566
@sailor1566 4 жыл бұрын
If he was even a metal head at all and not a plant for the tv spot
@xeaon26cz
@xeaon26cz 4 жыл бұрын
Oh hey, captain Spaulding!
@KenMabie
@KenMabie 4 жыл бұрын
AA is a Christian organization
@richorichards4655
@richorichards4655 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin's problem is he's a turncoat bitch
@SnailSlugSlut
@SnailSlugSlut 3 жыл бұрын
3:00 Kevin is a pastor. He never listened to any metal. He listened to CCR
@charleslaine
@charleslaine 3 жыл бұрын
2:50 “A heroin addict needs his fix, I needed to ROCK!”. I expected to see Dee Snyder to smash through the wall screaming "I WANNA ROCK!"
@gorkaaustin5306
@gorkaaustin5306 7 жыл бұрын
"There is an upside down corss, depicting the mockery of Jesus Christ" Or you know, it could be St. Peter.
@thekydman01
@thekydman01 7 жыл бұрын
Tommy Salami THANK YOU HOLY SHIT
@snowh1te208
@snowh1te208 6 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for someone to mention that
@hellknightmordred7655
@hellknightmordred7655 6 жыл бұрын
I've already read a ton of comments that said this already so i don't know where your getting the idea that no one knows this. But yeah the symbol has changed. For me and many others its a sign of mockery against the cross and the christians know it too.
@herculesbrofister265
@herculesbrofister265 5 жыл бұрын
Dont feign ignorance. Everyone knows what metalers are using it for.
@gabrielcabello9227
@gabrielcabello9227 5 жыл бұрын
Hercules Brofister Depends which bands are doing it and why they’re doing it. Sometimes they’re not even trying to mock Christianity, they’re just depicting the theme of their music with imagery.
@thegamedudeguy
@thegamedudeguy 4 жыл бұрын
04:15 Michael Age 17 looks like he's 43 years old
@michaelalguire419
@michaelalguire419 4 жыл бұрын
That's because the only guys you see who look like that today are 43.
@ezekiel1832
@ezekiel1832 4 жыл бұрын
and he's got that Adolf thing happenin
@anubisvegeta89
@anubisvegeta89 3 жыл бұрын
That life after death shirt though
@coreyhardwick4660
@coreyhardwick4660 3 жыл бұрын
If New Jersey was a person.
@jaronimo1976
@jaronimo1976 3 жыл бұрын
@@ezekiel1832 His name's Arab tho...
@lucasp.calheiros2755
@lucasp.calheiros2755 3 жыл бұрын
“Do it! Do it! DO IT!!!!!” 😂😂😊
@mannymarquez3823
@mannymarquez3823 3 жыл бұрын
"like those idiots over there playing frisbee in the field" when the camera paned I fucking rolled💀😂😂
@bigsmoke9228
@bigsmoke9228 8 жыл бұрын
Tfw people constantly mix up Death Metal and Black metal
@SatEight
@SatEight 7 жыл бұрын
Because most of these videos are from early 90-s and back then people didn't have wikipedia to learn differences between extreme metal subgenres. And there wasn't actually a definition of what black metal is back then. For example Darkthrone was a regular death metal band until Euronymous tought them that more shitty you sound - cooler you are, and they suddenly became true norwegian black metal
@mattframe9210
@mattframe9210 7 жыл бұрын
SatEight I wish darkthrone stayed death metal there black metal stuff is shit
@cavemansgamingcave9270
@cavemansgamingcave9270 7 жыл бұрын
because they don't know wtf they're talking about
@septicturtle0465
@septicturtle0465 7 жыл бұрын
what's the difference
@Akard517hell
@Akard517hell 7 жыл бұрын
Big Smoke you picked the wrong genre fool! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh!
@punkybruster1084
@punkybruster1084 4 жыл бұрын
"I prayed while sitting on a stack of beer." Oh boy metal music caused all of my problems.
@sirjazzmaster2756
@sirjazzmaster2756 4 жыл бұрын
“The heroin addict needs his fix, I needed to rock” hahaha
@stelsue1958
@stelsue1958 3 жыл бұрын
I saw Ozzy decend to the stage in a sled, wearing a black unitard with an inverted gold sequin cross, that was horrifying.
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