"Jeez your mouth is much faster than your internet" WAS THE BEST LINEE

"Twinkle, twinkle little star." "Hit the flexer with a car."

✨ *Story time!* ✨ I was simply trading a common mouse because, well, I didn’t have much. However, no one would genuinely offer. (I mean, I suppose that’s what I expected because, after all, it’s a common pet.) Instead, people would trade me just to put in all of their best pets and instantly decline. They were being jerks! - Why do people feel the need to do that? I’m already aware that I’m poor and you’re way better at this game than me. Stop flexing! I said (to the third guy who flexed on me): “There’s no need to flex. Like, who asked?” Of course, he ignored me. Overall, I was sick of being flexed on, so I changed my ‘copy and paste’ to: “Trading mouse! Please stop flexing on me! I’m already aware that I’m not as good as you!” Some girl saw this and traded me. She put in an alicorn! I said, “I’m sorry, but I don’t have an offer!” A few moments later, she replied: “No, it’s yours!” She accepted the trade! :D It’s annoying how there can be so many rude flexers. But, hey, there are some REALLY nice people out there, too! 😊💕

"DO U NEED MENTAL HELP?" WAS THE BEST LINE

“Jeez your mouth is faster than your internet” -Faded 2021

“My mom is a therapist” Dude you are too funny 4:35 the grammarly add though 😂 Edit: Ty for all the likes!

I LAUGHED SO MUCH AT “Jeez your mouth is faster than your internet 😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you for showing me good ways to get rid of those flexing people

1:52 even rat is sick of that flexer 💀

Faded: Do You Need Mental Help? Flexer: BRUH Faded: *_My Mom Is A Therapist_*

I used one of these tips and they actually helped me thank you so much FadedPlayz 😃⭐️

" i only get close to NEON pets " WAS the best part and " Jeez your mouth is faster than your internet " made me laughing so hard on the floor 🤣🤣 if your not a scammer 👇

If u say “Are you okay?" They will feel like they don't know value and there pet is trash infront of your pet

The car method was just so spot on. Here is another way to resond to flexers: Talk trash about their pets :)

2:53 when he ate his toes ✨perfection✨

“Hey I told you to stay away from trash!.” -Faded 2021

grammarly: *WRITINGS NOT THAT EASY, BUT GRAMMARLY CAN HELP. *

I did another method, it is similar to the "hit them will a car method" I spawned an entire train on their head XD Edit : this is 5 months ago and people are still replying, this is probably the most likes I got in the comments

Jeez your mouth is much faster than your internet was hilarious 😂! I watched this 20 times

The *yOu BeTtEr StOp* was just 😂

Fun fact: If you say /mute (Their full username, not display name) it mutes the person in the game and you can only hear them if you unmute them! I am genuinely surprised not a lot of people know you can do this, since you can do it in any game and when you join a game and look in the chat, it shows the /help commands and it's there. This only works if you type their username out exactly how it's spelled too.

Honestly , what I do is roast them and make them rage quit lol :P

But my favorite one was “Jeez your mouth is much faster than your internet” it was so funny ima use one of these next time!

“Should I call your dad instead?” That part got me LOL😂

Faded: “jeez your mouth faster than your internet” Internet: “so this is how it’s gonna be huh?”

I just imagine the fun they had while filming XDDDD

I don't hit only Flexers with a car, I HIT ✨EVERYONE✨ WITH A CAR😂

Come on guys let’s get Faded to 1M subscribers

The 3 ways: "Twinkle twinkle little star, hit the hackers with a car" "Twinkle twinkle litte star, hit the scammers with a car" "Twinkle twinkle little star, hit the flexers with a car"

I could't stop laughing when he said "my fish deserves better"😂😂

I loved the my moms a therapist line

😂😂 so funny is that your friend? Wow you guys get along well

"hit them with a car" me who hits everyone with my car because im a bad driver

I like when he says (Jeez your mouth is faster than your internet LOL

I know right the bit where he said “jeez you mouth is faster than your internet” was the best part and I always do number ten😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

☆Twinkle twinkle little star, hit the flexer with a car!☆

This really comes in handy. Many people flex and make you feel kinda bad. But now we can strike back with commentary 😂

If you say "Did I ask?" They would straight up get angry and probably leave the game.

“Do you need mental help” “My moms a therapist” Was the best line everrrr

Great job with the vids faded!

I have done like 3 of these. - Flex back - Hit them with a car - Ignore them P. S My most pet pet to flex back is neon fr brown bear

"I told you to stay away from trash" I WAS LITTERLY LAUGHING SOOO HARD !!!!!

"Jeez your mouth is faster then your internet" And "When.." "WHEN DID I ASK" WERE THE BEST LINESSSSSS

Their all so good but here’s a come back when someone you dont like is talking to their friend talks to them and then you talk to them back and they say I wasn’t talking to you and then you say you just did or who said i was talking you

“Writings not that easy. But, grammerly can help!” THAT HAD ME *ROLLING* ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING (timestamp: 4:32)

Faded: “THATS IT! *zoooooooom” Neon Penguin Girllll : “AHHHHHHH”

Me when someone flexes: Spam my whole train and let them stuck underneath the map Who can relate?👇

I’ve done the car and flex back and lock doors. Your ideas are super creative I might use them :)

“Rat drinker” “Sorry I was drinking my cow” Those two got me rollin on the floor

RIP the girl who got hit by a car😂

Whenever I'm in a public server and I take out a legendary, ultra rare or rare people would say "flexer!! " when I'm just dressing up my pet-

Usually, I flex back or I hit them with a carriagie (but not in the standard way). Basically, I fly on a pet, I positionate myself up their head in the air, and then I spawn the carriagie (Idk why it looks so funny, you have to try it 😂). Anyways, ty for your funny videos and tips, you should have many more subscribers ❤️

I am always flexing back to flexers, it's very rude to my to show off so others should be sad that they don't have any pets, also, "your mouth is faster then your internet" is the coolest comeback lol!

“Twinkle twinkle little star.” “Just ignore them and walk away!”

“Hey I told you to stay away from trash🙄” I laugh so hard.

I've been dealing with a lot of rude flexers in adopt me and these ways to respond back to them are great ideas!

"do you need help" was spot on ✋👁👄👁✋

Here’s a video idea, types of people when a new egg gets released

I love that he says *jeez you’re moth is faster then you’re internet* XD😂🤣😜🤪

I love when he pulled out the neon shadow dragon and said “LOL turtle”

I wish i had that house on the ”lock them out one” or atleast enough robux for the ”a vary vary inportant persons house”

I love how he said "Jeez your mouth is faster that your internet"

What I do is just blab out scp theories until they are utterly confused lol

I’ve been needing this! I always get flexed on 🙄

My fav part was the “hit them with a car” 😂😂

"Rock a bye baby" "Throw a rock at himmmmmmmm"

Me: *Says The Ultimate word…..The “Ok” Word* Flexed trying to flex: *Turns to Noob*

I love it how he says seven ways you can respond back to flexers but there are 10 ways.

Bro got good roasts Slayyyy

Story time!! One time I was playing adopt me, I’m kinda rich now but this is the time when I was pretty poor, I was trading my neon ride nee and this girl traded me. I had just being looking at her profile, and it was rlly impressive; mega cows, neon frost, the whole shebang- and she ended up trading me! I was excited cause I was like ooh maybe I’ll get a good pet for this! But she said to me hahaha I was so confused like “why is she laughing?!” So I said “is smth funny” She said again hahaha but she put poor at the end this time and I was just like 😮😮😮 excuse me?! My friend is super rich, she has mega toucans, mega uni, shadow dragons, neon cows- she is soo rich. I said to the girl “idrc what u think tbh and my friend is richer anyways.” She said ok well what does she have then 😂 With the laughing emoji. My friend joined, and traded her. She put in a bad pet and then the girl started calling her poor, like she did to me. Then my friend said- “oh sry wrong pet” and put in EVERY SINGLE MEGA SHE OWNED- and couldn’t even fit them all in!! The girl who was picking on me then just went silent, declined the trade and left the game 😂 My friend was so sweet and gave me a mega leg for my mega uncommon! I’m actually pretty rich now lol

"Hit the flexers with a car" thats my thing 😎

I am a new fan and I couldn't stop laughing the part when he said "do you need mental help"

The gurl : well my pet deserves better Me: well my life deserves better LOL

I did the lagging hack on a flexxer in 5:33 it worked! Thank you so much Faded😊

"your whole family is poor" "Yes, that's something I have which you don't"

"WELL MY FISH DESERVES BETTER" lol yeah tell 'em!🤣 slayinbHie

Omggg grammar can help when he messed up i was laughing so hard😂😂😂

For the lag one I just need to do the "______" and not walk because I'm already laggy:D

Random guy: time to pay! Me: I don’t have enough money for that

THATS WHaT I DO I PULL OUT MY neon shadow dragon 4:26

Turtle guy got roasted too

That one strategy that makes every single flexer cry😭 hahaha

what i do to flexers i just rap badly about their pets until they just rage

Me: finds out its the last day to enter the givaway Me: *screams Also me: *I dont like kangaroos anyway* (This is all a joke dont worry) YTAsteroidSpaceKidYT Also thank you for the heck mount of likes

This was so funny even my brother how like 6 laughed my fav part was the huh? Part 😂 great job

“My moms a therapist” Me after hearing that sentence: 😂🤣💀

sick, epix, i hope you make more of these.

I'll definitely try those! Stay safe 😁

Story time happened to me ! So there was this girl that was trading a frost dragon for a mega persian cat So I obviously traded my kangaroo and adopt me girl scooter for that mega persian cat And then as soon as i confirmed the frost dragon girl left and i was crying because it was my Best pet

3:54 you could say “if math if mathematical. And quizzes are quizzical. Let’s even say physics are physical. Then what are tests?”

7:47 twinkle twinkle lil star hit the flexers with a car

Lol this made me laugh so hard thank you

0:18 times tbh

We just love how the neon emu is named ‘peach’

finally i can stand my self with this holy defense

When I saw him run offer the flexer I just started laughing so hard!

"10 ways you can respond back to flexers" "Today I'll be showing five ways you can respond back to flexers" 💀💀💀💀💀💀

What editing app do u use faded

Carefully, he’s a hero

I would probably be the one to not care, or talk back, and roast them, and since I’m rich in Club Roblox, I could just flex on them back, with my rainbows QvQ