I need a gif of geodudes being shot like rockets

Honestly, it seems to me like the Pokedex entries in Sun and Moon have a general theme of really likening wild Pokemon to wild animals and how dangerous they can be

3:06 I guess you could call Sensu Oricorio... A Necrodancer!

2017: using a pokemon as a weapon?! 2019: hehehe... dragapult

Yeah....the RotomDex writes its own entries. That's a keen theory I could go with...

Sneasel's Moon dex has a line that states "Breeders consider it a scourge and will try to drive it away or eradicate it." Yeesh.

Gengar: "It apparently wishes for a traveling companion. Since it was once a human itself, it tries to create one by taking the lives of other humans."

I love how "left this world" could be seen as a way of avoiding the use of the word die (like that DBZ dub that involved people being sent to the "next dimension"). But when it's in an installment that freely USES the word die, "left this world" ends up as the DARKER phrase.

No bones about it, that sand castle entry is pretty rock hard

I'm surprised you didn't mention Golbat's pokedex entry in moon version. It sometimes drinks so much blood that it can't fly anymore and falls to the ground becoming food for other pokemon.

Seaking has a really random one in Moon: "Trainers who are crazy for Seaking are divided into horn enthusiasts and fin enthusiasts. The two groups do not get along well." How is that important information I need to know?

“I’m out of anmo! Come here son!” “Dad no!”

You missed one J Lilligant in Moon As soon as it finds a male to be its partner, the beautiful flower on its head darkens, droops, and withers away. You could say...She was just deflowered

1:12 "thats the equivalent of an adult firing a baby from a cannon" Me: *Has nom flashbacks to dragapult*

Gen 8 Pokedex: Pikachu Entry Version 1: They sneak into buildings to eat their electricity. Sometimes they drain all power from vital buildings like hospitals. Pikachu Entry Version 2: They cause so many power outages that they are considered as vermins and are hunted by exterminators as a result.

Yeah, i'm with him. It's gotta be the result of putting a ghost into a Pokedex.

How many people called their Solgaleo/Lunala Nebby?

Jwittz... you do realize that Black Holes are some of the densest things in the known universe, right? If anything, Guzzlord having one in its body would make it heavier.

I just think Rotom is messing with us. He's trolling us by giving creepy dex entries

Wow the comments are back. One I found creepy in Moon was Golbat: "Sometimes they drink so much blood, they can't fly anymore. Then they fall to the ground and become food for other Pokémon." They mentioned Golbat gorging so much it can't fly before, but now it paints it almost in a karmic sense that when one gets too greedy it will fall down defenselessly and be torn apart by other Pokemon.

If only Golem's animations for rock moves included throwing Geodude's at the target. And Drifblim needs to scream when it faints. I want to hear the scream!

Necromancer? No. Necrodancer!

keep a blowtorch on hand in case of a breeze for your pet turtle 😂

Have you ever done a cute pokedex entry series?

Of coarse it's more dark! It's the moon! *Seinfield theme plays*

DO YOU FEEL ENGAGED JWITTZ?!?!

Pokedex: Oh yeah these guys are cool but watch out for some of them, they can be dangerous Rotom-Dex: you have a good likelihood in dying in horrific ways, most of them very slowly. Sometimes you may even suffer a fate worse than death. Oh well. Good luck

“Using another Pokémon as a weapon” cough cough, Dragapult, cough cough

"A little too REEL!?!?" XD

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1:12 JWittz predicted the Dragapult line, lmao.

What happens when Kirby swallows Guzzlord? Does the world implode and cease to exist?

Oh I got one that I love, So in Ten Carat Hill you can find Carbink early on if it calls for help a Sableye can appear, capturing the Sableye in Sun will give this entry: "It's a fiend for gemstones, so it stalks Carbink. Unfortunately, Gabite almost always grabs them first." The only reason it came to help is to keep the Carbink to eat! It heard its cry for help and thought it would get a cheap meal.

You don't like skeletons? Buddy, you're gonna have a bad time!

Kukui shouldn't have let Rotom in the Pokedex.

according to my sister, Guzzlord eats its own poop, and that's why its droppings have never been found.

Doot me up, doot me up inside, can't doot up, doot me up inside DOOT ME!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!

Am I the only one who really hopes the sun/moon pokedex entries for Rotom are written in first person?

If Mega Glailie isn't number 1 on the creepy Mega Pokemon entires I'll be a bit upset. Sure, there's a lot of competition for the worst one, especially from Mega Kangaskhan, but I can't really get over BREAKING ITS OWN JAW TO THE POINT WERE IT CAN NO LONGER EAT.

Pokemon capable of Mega Evolution have Pokedex entries specifically for their Mega Evolutions. Here's some you missed: *Mega Scizor*: "Due to the effects of Mega Evolution, its pincers have taken on a more diabolical form, ripping anything they pinch to shreds." *Creepy Factor*: straight-forward *Mega Salamence*: "Mega Evolution fuels its brutality, and it may even turn on the Trainer who raised it. It's been dubbed "the blood-soaked crescent." *Creepy Factor*: the fact its entry uses the words "blood-soaked." Scary stuff.

I wonder if gen8's dex will be even more morbid

"How is it still so heavy?" Black holes are heavy...that's how they work. And you showed Gengar, but didn't mention its own disturbing dex entry...how it kills humans to make friends. It's a fun one because they literally did that in the very first season of the anime.

MINOR spoilers? Why not MINIOR spoilers? >:3

Who hurt you GameFreak?!

That Drifloon one was just unsettling. I mean jeez!

Geodudes are a weapon to surpass Metal Gear

Guzlord reminds me of Full Metal Alchemist's Gluttony. Only crazier.

The Mega Evolution entries made me not want to use the mechanic anymore because I felt so bad

You are actually one of the only quality youtubers

Bewear's moon entry made me realize something: Why doesn't it learn crush grip?

With the release of gen 8, the first entry is REALLY funny in hindsight.

I really love your videos and especially the Weird/Creepy Pokedex entries series. You are my role model and you showed me that you can do what you care for no matter how old you are.

The Umbreon part just reminded me of the Sylveon PokéDex entry from Pokémon Sun. Sylveon: It's ribbonlike feelers give off an aura that weakens hostility in its prey, causing them to let down their guard. Then it attacks.

Doesn't Rhyperior do the exact same thing with Geodude

Im so glad youre still releasing quality content. You get to the point, and you are easy going. Which makes you easy to listen to! Thank you jwittz! We love and appreciate you.

1:06 Continuing the tradition, we now have Dragapult. "When it isn't battling, it keeps Dreepy in the holes on its horns. Once a fight starts, it launches the Dreepy like supersonic missiles." This is why my Dragapult is nicknamed Yeet-mama.

One pokemon tries to protect small pokemon in one version and kills them in the other one.

Are we not going to talk about Toxapex's entry.

I still love this series. Thanks for continuing it.

Speaking of droppings, Turtonator has EXPLOSIVE droppings. 😂

I guess you could say Oricorio is a ... Necro-dancer!

before Aolan Golem, Rhyperior was the one shooting Geodudes! From it's arm cannons since D/P!

I always love these creepy pokedex entries.

always some of my favorite videos from you, and this one is no different. keep up the good work!

isn't there official art of a Pikachu being pulled in by a Palacent?, that sand castle Pokémon,

Actually, Geodude have been used as projectiles for quite a while. Rhyperior is also known to sometimes shoot them from it's hands

I'm so glad you're gonna do Mega Evolution dex entries! They're dark as heckie and def deserve their own video. Also, I'm pretty sure this gen's entries are dark because the dex has been possessed by a mischievous poltergeist.

havent been on this channel since i saw the ultimate EV and IV guide. your vids are awesome man

That moment when you favorite Pokémon is a trained killer...

RATTLE ME *B O O O O N E S S S S S*

Nice one as always JWittz, this will always be my favourite series from you!

This will always be my favorite Pokemon series out there. The Dex is so entertaining.

Wait.. Comment's are back?! How long have I been under a rock??

5:09 - 5:36 JWittz channeling his inner JonTron.

awesome stuff! loved the sun episode and man these are freaky!

Thanks for another great video, I really like this series.

Lmao golem just tosses geodude

That wording in Umbreon's entry is confusing. It only eats its prey's throats? That doesn't seem like it would contain much meat...

Alolan Golem: *fires its children out of its cannon* Dragapult: i'm about to copy this man's whole career

Looking good man! Love these creepy videos. Maybe try to make some more for this generation? If it's so hard to make 10, do them all!

Oh my gosh, I love the pokedex XD

"I don't like bones" so you don't like bones huh? May I introduce you to the great papyrus?

"using another pokemon as a weapon. and not just any pokemon, but the first form in it's own line!" I can't wait until you mention Dragapult in future videos.

Honestly, you are one of the best pokemon channels on youtube. Pokemon was my childhood. Now, thanks to you, it will be my present and future.😊😊 Thanks man, wish you all the best!

I think the best nickname for an Alolan Exeggutor is Lesser Tree

so those small white circles around the bottom of palossand aren't pebbles, they're bones....

I love your channel JWittz!

Really good video! i love this "creepy entries" thing!

If Guzzlord has a black hole in it's stomach, I am a Guzzlord

Something I've been wondering for a while now is: how come there isn't a "Light" type for Pokemon? I mean we have Dark type, so why not Light to be opposite it? I mean we have pretty much all the other basic elements so why not? There's Bug, Grass, Rock, Steel, and Ground types which pretty much covers the whole Earth Element. Then there's Flying, and Electric types which covers the Air element. There's Fire types which cover the Fire Element (duh). There's Water and Ice types which cover the Element of Water. There's Dark for the Darkness Element (again duh). There's the Fighting and Poison types for physical Combat. There's Ghost, Dragon, Psychic and Fairy types for the Mystically inclined. Finally, there is the Normal type which is pretty much neutral.

Theory. Okay, so I think I've figured out why these entries are so well, disturbing. I believe it relates towards Lusamine. It is likely that the rotom rex is developed by the aether foundation for research, as Rotom isn't even in the Alola region. Since Lusamine's claim that she loves all Pokemon is a sham, and she really only loves UBs, it could be in how she is trying to somehow convince herself that only the UBs matter. Idk, theory.

Always like you weird/creepy pokedex eateries keep it up man!!

CONSPIRACY THEORY: None of the des entries in Sun/ Moon are actually true, it's just Rotom trying to scare you.

Charlizard is my favorite Pikachu.

I lost it at Driftloom and burst out laughing. "Who hurt you, Game Freak?"

Great video! Can't wait to see the next one.

Dang, looks like Nintendo's taking some stuff from real life for there games. Certain species of sharks are actually endangered because of overfishing.

Nanu wrote the whole pokedex.

Chills. Straight up chills.