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My CHEAP E39 M5 was WAY worse than I thought! Can we fix it?

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100PercentJake

100PercentJake

Күн бұрын

Listing for the M5: / 1577587453188580
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I'm just a guy in Kansas playing around in his garage. Come along in my adventures riding, racing, modifying and repairing my small fleet of unusual misfits.

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@mattcross1526
@mattcross1526 Ай бұрын
Nice to see Hoovie and the Wizard let you guys out for a playdate.
@confestpete
@confestpete Ай бұрын
Grimes is a great mechanic. You're lucky to have him as a friend.
@FlatSix981
@FlatSix981 Ай бұрын
Glad “Grimes” gets to be Tyler again. Also, great music choice. Sounds like montage music from a great 80’s film such as “Real Genius.” 🤭
@DaveBenson
@DaveBenson Ай бұрын
Every E39 owner is thinking... You only had to replace 18 things to get it running well?! You're winning.
@BBPissed
@BBPissed Ай бұрын
Posting a video 2 day in a row?! Yes, please!
@darrelhandgraaf7708
@darrelhandgraaf7708 Ай бұрын
Great to see you and Tyler working on cars again.
@GrimesGarage
@GrimesGarage Ай бұрын
Plenty more to come 😊
@lirr408
@lirr408 Ай бұрын
I like seeing the change of seasons ,because tthe reality is that it takes a while to work on a project because life will get in the way. Glad to see the 2 videos out. Best of luck to Tyler on his new job and I am looking forward to vkogs on his 79 F150.
@Tig-Wan
@Tig-Wan Ай бұрын
Wow. Someone waited an entire season to post this video. You filmed in winter and posted in summer. Lmao!
@matta1899
@matta1899 Ай бұрын
Guess the Wizard posting that Grimes doesn't work at Omega anymore expedited the need to get this video out.
@GrimesGarage
@GrimesGarage Ай бұрын
@@matta1899more the need to sell the m5 for other things
@TheTulerie
@TheTulerie Ай бұрын
Hey, BMW parts are expensive. Even more so if it's a real M car
@MoeLarrycurly1
@MoeLarrycurly1 Ай бұрын
😂😂
@streettosky5983
@streettosky5983 Ай бұрын
Give him a break, his day job is editing and uploading all of Tyler’s videos. I know for me, I work on aircraft and the last thing I want to do when I get home is work on my airplanes. I just wanna fly 😢
@DuggleBogey
@DuggleBogey Ай бұрын
Those are some heavy coats for a July video during a heat wave.
@mikem5922
@mikem5922 Ай бұрын
Yes!!! Been waiting for an update on this project!
@mclarenjohnf1
@mclarenjohnf1 Ай бұрын
Congratulations to Tyler on his new job. My god that engine oil was disgusting I have seen 4 year old 50,000 oil looking better than that. Brake fluid screwing the front brakes unreal, I had the same thing a broken bleed nipple corroded and the extractor snapped.
@TwoDollarGararge
@TwoDollarGararge Ай бұрын
that's how the cheapest example of desirable german car usually are but if you can't afford a nice one and spread the repairs out over time it's a way in to owning one
@villejussila1599
@villejussila1599 Ай бұрын
Your videos are some of the better ones on KZfaq. Thanks for making them... ps. I noticed you were silent for a while.
@warderjack
@warderjack Ай бұрын
7:07 a year doesn’t sound like a short time to me if they are worn a fair amount or get a lot of miles on them. I do a decent amount of walking, running, and working out and my running shoes seemed only last maybe six months.
@rockforehead3022
@rockforehead3022 Ай бұрын
You can clean suede with a bronze/brass metal brush, FYI.
@horsemonkeybusiness
@horsemonkeybusiness Ай бұрын
If you were going for 80's movie montage music, you NAILED it sir
@allworldmusic8270
@allworldmusic8270 24 күн бұрын
Geez great to see the Ducati is still going
@Zazu2You
@Zazu2You Ай бұрын
Jake and Tyler are back in the garage working on BMWs. How cool is that. Cheers!! 😎
@olebloom1641
@olebloom1641 Ай бұрын
Fun video. Like the fact it has been mad, mostly, mechanically right, and still looks beat on the outside. Good sleeper.
@bjorn83
@bjorn83 Ай бұрын
The car struggles. I know how it feels unfortunately. My 2010 Camaro needs all the love all the time. Great video!
@MrEGOMACHINE
@MrEGOMACHINE Ай бұрын
The 80's/90's background music is slapping during this video.
@audiosmackdown
@audiosmackdown Ай бұрын
This only reinforces my good decision making in every bmw project I have walked away from
@allworldmusic8270
@allworldmusic8270 24 күн бұрын
Really love to see Jake and Grimes together, much better than the Wizard and Hoovie, although I love them too.
@shofan70
@shofan70 Ай бұрын
Loving the 80's style montage.
@tomfurie2996
@tomfurie2996 Ай бұрын
Red Wing Shoes. Best work shoes that FIT. Not just “comfy”.
@jclark4708
@jclark4708 Ай бұрын
Hope you sell it. Had a manual E39 528 in 2005 and it was one of the best cars I’ve ever driven!
@boredom.victim
@boredom.victim Ай бұрын
the power steering pump on that Ranger sounds like it's Ford - you should swap it out with the one out of an F150 because they're louder 😂
@andymair7992
@andymair7992 Ай бұрын
I really hope Grimes's new place let's him do after hours repairs on your cars. A lift is a luxury you don't want to loose! Otherwise, it's back to back stands and rolling around on your back! 😂
@mcfrisbie
@mcfrisbie Ай бұрын
y'all could totally take over for Freiburger and Dulcich/Finnegan on RoadKill on MotorTrend
@300DBenz
@300DBenz Ай бұрын
When extracting a broken brake bleeder screw, drill the hole out as much as possible without getting into the threads and use the largest extractor bit you can, AFTER using a torch to heat the screw red hot.
@mikaeljonsson4686
@mikaeljonsson4686 Ай бұрын
Did the EXACT same thing on my right front brake caliper... regretted afterwards that I didn't drill bigger... 😖 First time it went fine airing it through the loosened hose but next time it just didnt work so I had to replace the caliper.
@mikaeljonsson4686
@mikaeljonsson4686 Ай бұрын
If this would have been in Sweden I'd gladly taken it of your hands for $10k... Love the classic E39 M5!
@Vhicken
@Vhicken Ай бұрын
FINALLY been waiting for this one
@brandonmorris2513
@brandonmorris2513 Ай бұрын
Gotta watch Jake's videos to get our fill of Grimes these days.
@GrimesGarage
@GrimesGarage Ай бұрын
There’s some things cooking. 😏
@brandonmorris2513
@brandonmorris2513 Ай бұрын
@@GrimesGarage Might be the best news I've heard since ... well... I don't know when!! You're always fun to watch , between your skills and your personality. Home run formula.
@brandonmorris2513
@brandonmorris2513 Ай бұрын
@@GrimesGarage I'm number 82 on your subscriber list. When you hit it big, I'll cash on my chips. Like a stock, I'm going to hope for big dividends. :)
@mds2465
@mds2465 Ай бұрын
Sreten from M539 Restorations would definitely be having a field day right now if he saw a Meyle box in that parts layout. lol he does not like those at all.
@spencermaiers8322
@spencermaiers8322 Ай бұрын
He likes made in Malaysia Lemforder.
@mds2465
@mds2465 Ай бұрын
@@spencermaiers8322 hahaha yeah that’s right.
@ChrisParsons-zh5xw
@ChrisParsons-zh5xw Ай бұрын
So, BMW doesn't have the builder sign their M engines like AMG used to? It would be nice because then you'd be able to send a stern e-mail to 'Gunther'. Also - digging the '80s soundtrack on this video.
@garymartin9806
@garymartin9806 Ай бұрын
Wow another great VIDEO Thanks Jake
@jennyloughry896
@jennyloughry896 Ай бұрын
Omg 98percent Jake two days In a row I can’t contain myself ❤
@Czechbound
@Czechbound Ай бұрын
*Failing Shoes* ... Here in Europe we have a 24 month statutory warranty on nearly everything. If your shoes for example fell apart here, you'd get a repair, replacement, or your money back. Everybody knows about it and uses it.
@Hellcat71782
@Hellcat71782 Ай бұрын
Should I tell him? Or should I have let him go on thinking we don’t have return policies on shoes too?
@makecorollagreatagain1876
@makecorollagreatagain1876 Ай бұрын
It always amazes me the temperature difference between north and south Kansas it's 100 here yet they got ice? 🤯
@admranger
@admranger Ай бұрын
I told my Aunt near Belleville that she can burn more wood since it's so cold.
@drdiabeetus3061
@drdiabeetus3061 Ай бұрын
Amazing audio track selection. So refreshing to se YT car focused channels that don’t pump the ghetto rap.
@Hellcat71782
@Hellcat71782 Ай бұрын
You don’t like to hear ear piercing mumbling? Lol
@Hellcat71782
@Hellcat71782 Ай бұрын
The same 3 songs over and over and over
@drdiabeetus3061
@drdiabeetus3061 Ай бұрын
@@Hellcat71782 no sir, I do not. I find it distracting and start thinking “street take over crowd here.”
@Hellcat71782
@Hellcat71782 Ай бұрын
@@drdiabeetus3061 you don’t like some Sexxy Red? Lol
@kevinkyser1274
@kevinkyser1274 Ай бұрын
I love your videos!
@Medge2sc
@Medge2sc 15 күн бұрын
Iv been waiting for this
@tony_25or6to4
@tony_25or6to4 Ай бұрын
With all of the generic 80s music, I feel like I watched a 80s teen movie where Jake has to get his car ready for a race against the popular, rich bully to win the attention of the hot girl in school. Where's John Cusack?
@risinbison1106
@risinbison1106 Ай бұрын
And I thought my garage was a mess.
@WarShrike
@WarShrike Ай бұрын
@19:30 is why I just do the oil change from the top w/ the siphon. Set it and forget it haha. So many parallels between my touring and yours, but I didn't get to document a lot of it because of the timeframe.
@emansuela_real
@emansuela_real Ай бұрын
Do you still have access to wizard's shop now that Tyler is gone?
@GrimesGarage
@GrimesGarage Ай бұрын
I’ve still got shop access. 😊
@devintiebout
@devintiebout Ай бұрын
Jaguar Xj cars up to the X350 (~2003 i think...) used ball valve a/c ports. I found out when I attempted to charge the a/c and R134a shot out the high side service port! Fun!
@PlymitBoy
@PlymitBoy Ай бұрын
Dude, my M62 in my 00 740 also sounds like a damn tractor. I think these engines are just noisy af. And yes I resealed the VANOS, check valves etc.
@kerrylewis2581
@kerrylewis2581 Ай бұрын
The big question is, will Jake be getting a kitten?
@GrimesGarage
@GrimesGarage Ай бұрын
I did tho 😂
@lirr408
@lirr408 Ай бұрын
Awesome! ​@@GrimesGarage
@titogreggy
@titogreggy Ай бұрын
Car ninja would be proud
@ckm-mkc
@ckm-mkc Ай бұрын
Re: work shoes, get a set of Redbacks. Not cheap, not made in China, great if you are on your feet all day on hard surfaces.
@brianandrews7099
@brianandrews7099 Ай бұрын
If you think that old BMW was bad, try buying a new newer one … with even more electronics that would not survive and engine bearings that fail under 100k miles! My 1995 325i will be my last, and newest, BMW.
@kevbecker672
@kevbecker672 Ай бұрын
Dude what's the commercial break for tennis shoes ? Are you lactating ? And how did you get Grimes ? He is like the Top Gun mechanic ?
@GrimesGarage
@GrimesGarage Ай бұрын
I’ve been here a while
@chiluco2000
@chiluco2000 Ай бұрын
The leather seats look super comfortable
@admranger
@admranger Ай бұрын
Need i3 content now! GL on the house repairs. Maybe you can borrow some money from Hoovie...oh wait.
@repetey
@repetey Ай бұрын
All black Nike Air Monarch IV ftw. Kind of speedy but last pretty good.
@michaeltutty1540
@michaeltutty1540 Ай бұрын
Neat to see the two of you wrenching again. You have been missed. Suggestion for shoes. Reebok makes a very comfortable leather shoe in black. I have a pair. Sketchers also makes black leather with the safety sole certified for restaurant use. The Sketchers are about $90CDN, the Reebok about $125CDN. Both are under $100 in American money. $2,000 for single piston calipers? Who's kidding whom? On my old Volvo 240 I had a shop do both front calipers (4 piston Gerling), both rear calipers (2 piston Gerling), all 4 discs, semiceramic pads all the way around, new parking brake shoes and hardware, and flush the brake lines (17 quarts of brake fluid). Parts, labour, and taxes in the total came to $1,700CDN. Im waiting on shoulder replacement surgery so doing work on a car is impossible for me.
@andrewthomason3857
@andrewthomason3857 Ай бұрын
You can get Adidas Stan Smiths in all black, but if you go out in public in them, there’s a chance that people will spontaneously begin chanting “REF, YOU SUCK! REF, YOU SUCK!”
@awh3399
@awh3399 Ай бұрын
Let’s go 100 % Jake 🎉🎉🎉
@kevinknotts6337
@kevinknotts6337 Ай бұрын
Very nice!
@WarShrike
@WarShrike Ай бұрын
@22:22, Mein Gott. That's the swamp monster from Stephen King's "The Raft."
@yanni6556
@yanni6556 Ай бұрын
That roof would be better on the shop if it was higher none the less good space to work in the cold
@Potatofarmer1898
@Potatofarmer1898 Ай бұрын
Could m539restorations turn it into “Project Wichita”?
@JZ-tg1cm
@JZ-tg1cm Ай бұрын
Dude! why didn't you clean the matting surface for that bolt before installing it? It'll just fail again now...
@stickaman
@stickaman Ай бұрын
that would be a great project car..only problem with OE parts, if not made in Germany or Europe, is that they will need to be replaced again in a short amount of time. Especially the electronic parts and suspension parts. I wish I could get it.
@moomae1
@moomae1 Ай бұрын
You guys have a different car standard. I need some cosmetic work.
@scottyboy60098
@scottyboy60098 5 күн бұрын
new balance screed!
@johnmoruzzi7236
@johnmoruzzi7236 Ай бұрын
Good to see that BMW were testing and perfecting crappy crumbly plastics on places like the underside of the car before introducing them in production to critical engine peripherals….. gotta love those Germans…..
@edkalsbeek1765
@edkalsbeek1765 Ай бұрын
Enjoyed the video
@Hellcat71782
@Hellcat71782 Ай бұрын
5:37 OSHA REGULATIONS do not pertain to homeowners or people working on private property just a FYI
@ScottJ175
@ScottJ175 Ай бұрын
While you were playing vehicle Tetris I was having sads for the Miata. Wish I had money so I could attempt to talk you out of it to help with your house repairs.
@Dave-in-MD
@Dave-in-MD Ай бұрын
Passenger side cabin filter elbow doesnt look like it is clipped in on the bottom.
@toontech
@toontech Ай бұрын
"100 Percent Jake is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you'll get" - Forrest Gump......😁 Bolt in the oil pan. Go figure....
@RyanGalt
@RyanGalt Ай бұрын
Oh. I was going to say the old white BMW looked like your best vehicle, get rid of the others...but it makes sense that I would be attracted the "garbage pile" 🤙
@zachkenny4489
@zachkenny4489 6 сағат бұрын
FYI you should be replacing you shoes every 6 months if you on your feet a lot. Your back and knees will appreciate it in your 40"S
@kowalski5599
@kowalski5599 Ай бұрын
Great music. Great content. Keep the adventure alive but return to BMWs when cash is more plentiful. Snag a Corolla XRS or an Intrigue with the LX5 - content + cheap parts + quirky. Cheers from Canada.
@jesusmercado6947
@jesusmercado6947 Ай бұрын
What part of the world is that? Looks very cold with those heavy jackets.
@Ginokhu
@Ginokhu 9 күн бұрын
Hey awesome vid! But what die you use in the ultra soon to clean the calipers?! And for how long? And what temp? Wanna do mine but i am scared to throw them in
@kerrylewis2581
@kerrylewis2581 Ай бұрын
No leaves on the trees. I'm guessing this is not July.
@pjm204
@pjm204 Ай бұрын
Is that an Aprilia Pegaso in the background??
@GrimesGarage
@GrimesGarage Ай бұрын
Good eye. That was mine
@pjm204
@pjm204 Ай бұрын
@GrimesGarage nice. It's a cool bike. A bit annoying to work on from what I remember though.
@kevinkyser1274
@kevinkyser1274 Ай бұрын
Shoe issue…buy some crocs….they are comfortable and the clean up easily!
@guywade4017
@guywade4017 Ай бұрын
Black steel toe sneakers from Temu or Amazon. 😅
@originalflavor
@originalflavor Ай бұрын
Go go Power Ranger
@gar24407
@gar24407 Ай бұрын
Leave it with open ITBs and a foam filter😂😂😂
@GrimesGarage
@GrimesGarage Ай бұрын
We did run it with the lid off the plenum and it sounded heavenly
@jacobhosler1982
@jacobhosler1982 Ай бұрын
Do you have some dead leds in the dash?
@armandopatane5343
@armandopatane5343 Ай бұрын
Not big on bmw = but cool video
@nickayivor8432
@nickayivor8432 Ай бұрын
👍 PERCEPTIVE,100PercentJake SHREWD,TYLER >>>>Thank you From Nick Ayivor from London England UK 🇬🇧 ⏰️ 23:37PM Good Evening
@MoeLarrycurly1
@MoeLarrycurly1 Ай бұрын
Redwing ..shoes ...last
@billermanthegreat
@billermanthegreat Ай бұрын
Is this Grimes new jerb?
@GrimesGarage
@GrimesGarage Ай бұрын
Jake’s broken stuff has always been my part time gig. 😂
@billermanthegreat
@billermanthegreat Ай бұрын
@@GrimesGarage looks like you guys have a good time hanging out!
@MapOfEurasia
@MapOfEurasia Ай бұрын
Offer your M5 to Sreten, maybe he would buy it
@rel124c41a
@rel124c41a Ай бұрын
Paid $4000. Dumped $8000 into repairs. Still broken. Still worth less then $4000. The only value these cheap old BMWs have is KZfaq content.
@alanprather8399
@alanprather8399 Ай бұрын
um that is was you get when you buy a BMW, the finest German engineering that breaks constantly.
@jac48334
@jac48334 Ай бұрын
Rockport shoes.
@installwebercarburetorsona6159
@installwebercarburetorsona6159 Ай бұрын
Great project-sell something else :)
@ten132
@ten132 Ай бұрын
Ye sab kabadi hain.
@mmmlinux
@mmmlinux Ай бұрын
i can go $5k and a r53 for the m5.
@GrimesGarage
@GrimesGarage Ай бұрын
@100percentjake yo
@ChunkSquad
@ChunkSquad Ай бұрын
Why do you say " it needs moved" instead of it needs to be moved? Just trying to be cool? You said it's generally good for high amperage stuff (TO BE) wet, right? Seems like you, Jr, Tyler and wizard needs teached English. 😂😂😂😂 Stop trying to be cool.....
@joedunn1109
@joedunn1109 Ай бұрын
While I don't like it either, they aren't "trying to be cool". It's a regional thing. It's very common around Pittsburg and KS. Apparently it originates in Scottish English. It does bug me every time I hear someone use it. The other grammatical problem that's common in automotive KZfaq circles is the use of "ran" where one should use "run" (e.g. "The wires were ran" or "it hasn't ran for a year"). In both examples, "run" is the correct word to use, not "ran".
@ChunkSquad
@ChunkSquad Ай бұрын
@joedunn1109 it seems like a KZfaq thing that's catching on ...... TRYING TO BE HIP. 🤣🤣🤣 While it may be a Scottish thing, wizards wife is a teacher. Ya think she'd correct them .
@ChunkSquad
@ChunkSquad Ай бұрын
It's funny that the car ninja speaks English well, while all the rest of these NERDZ are trying to be trendy. CAR NINJA IS THE BEST.
@ChunkSquad
@ChunkSquad Ай бұрын
PERHAPS this channel needs UNSUBSCRIBED 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CIA-Hole
@CIA-Hole Ай бұрын
Ha ha ha ha ha ha your right
@yt4415
@yt4415 Ай бұрын
Regarding the comment you made on Threads after Joe Biden dropped out: first it was unexpectedly ignorant coming from a smart guy, such as yourself. Second, you do realize you’re well on your way to be coming an old person yourself, don’t you?
@j.f.l.7649
@j.f.l.7649 Ай бұрын
how long ago was this video made? You are wearing jackets and can see your breath and talking about everything has ice on it
@smith6ar
@smith6ar Ай бұрын
It's been super cold in Oklahoma this summer, literally breaking records almost every day this month.
@kraignadjkovic5494
@kraignadjkovic5494 Ай бұрын
New Balance rant?!? Okay, boomer.
@kevbecker672
@kevbecker672 Ай бұрын
Dude Tyler has bad cars but you raised the bar to a new level.....Sell everything....You will never fix any of it up....At this point you are a hoarder........
We FIXED this BROKEN TURBO Dodge for FREE! ($1300 Dodge Dart)
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