Jedi confirmed

Chad lawyer vs virgin key card

It was afraid of him.

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At my age, most jars are harder than that!

ALL peanut butter jars are more secure. Simple fact.

it'll still have a rat hair though

Peanut butter can be quite filling.

Next video: Gun Safe opened with a peanut butter jar

Underrated comment.

Or a Stack-On model PC1702, RFID Gun Safe.

That's LPL's equivalent of cussing something out.

He's so past the point of honest disappointment that that's the most a lethal design flaw can get out of him. How do these companies even stay in business? 🤦🏻‍♂️

That's the lawyer in him coming out.

It's a gun safe, and he's an attorney who may have litigated cases where people have died because of bad designs like this.

it was inexcusable because his picking skills was not required

Id pay to see that

@@NorthernS0utherer *lol*

I managed to open a bank safe with a gun.

@@Feuerteufel99 *lol*

Somone used a potato once, pressed into someone's back, they just assumed it was.

🤣

Haha golden

Codric Griswald lmao

that was a " fluke "

Lmao

In video [820] he had a lock that he said could be opened with a stale Dorito, but shamefully failed to demonstrate it. (It was the unicorn lock that anything could open due to having only zero-lift chambers and short-stack chambers)

Guys....I found a LPL groupie.

Certain stale Cheetos are rumored to contain gallium cheesdex, the smell-good lock melting atom...

😂😂😂💀

Hahaha

I used to hate when they open doors with a credit card in movies. Now it seems legit

@@Boss_Tanaka In all honesty my mother used to open my bedroom door after I locked it using a credit card by sliding it under the metal part that goes into the door frame (the end part of a pair of wireframe glasses also worked on the door locks themselves). It’s kind of funny how most locks within a house are completely useless if someone actually wanted to open them (I guess they are mainly there for “hey it is locked please go away”, but besides that completely useless).

@@cameronmyron5776 Reminds me of something I read on a horror type mini comic. In it, our main character says how he doesn't believe in locking his door because if someone really wanted to get in then they probably could find a way anyways.. but then changed his mind because a serial killer on tv admitted that he only targeted unlocked doors because he sees it as an invitation from the owners to let himself in and do whatever.

@@Boss_Tanaka credit carding doors is absurdly easy. Go to your bedroom door for 2 minutes and you'll see. It works better if you cut part of a worthless card out and leave a hook in one corner to wrap around the part that goes into the hole in the doorway

Reminds me of the time my brother opened a car door with a spoon and then started the car with the same spoon, he didn't do any fancy stuff to do it, he literally just put the spoon in the keyhole and turned it.

Safe should be labeled "push to open"

The Fonz of locks.

SOLD!

LOL

Hi I'm safe but I'm not very secure.... I have depression

I mean, with some rough paper you could have a decent shim there

There was a video where he defeated a gun lock by using a Lego astronaut's radio so that's pretty close

@@TweenkPL please reply with the link

@@liquid_oxygen here you go: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p55xg5iJvtmcmps.html

@@FrederikNJS thank you

That line was delivered with perfection!

Lmao

This was what I was thinking lol

Damn that's an old memory. Alan Rickman delivers lines so perfectly.

@@kyleguajardo delivered. RIP 2016

Underrated comment! ❤️🤣🤣

It basically is. I remember when he opened a gun lock with a twig.

I think he should use improvised tools (including common household hand tools like screwdrivers) whenever practical, especially when reviewing gun safes. Younger children are unlikely to have easy access to impressioning tools, lockpicks, jigglers, or rakes (unless you're the LPL). They could get a fork or screwdriver, however, or even an improvised plastic shim.

The LEGO minifig comes to mind!

next challenge should be... opening a lock with paper!

Condom.

After what his wife did to the Ice Cream Lock do you think he would chance it using her Ice Cream Spoon????

LPL and BB sharing a sundae with the same spoon is my headcanon now. Possibly a spoon they meticulously designed for optimal sundae eating.

This is legit my favourite running joke on the channel XD

Yes he indeed said that

I laughed really way too hard at this one!

The new macguyver lock picking series lol

@unsub press it's actually video 420

"today we are opening this bike lock with a wet paper towel me and bosnianbill prepared. Now that the lock is nice and wet, we'll just wait a few months until the rust do their job"

You mean you haven't seen that episode kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mrenZ9pqvM28k4U.html

He could open this lock with a wet paper towel. Wad it in the seem, place in freezer...

It is especially convenient for children who may need to gain access but are not yet old enough for steak knives

i did. now we wait

BenDover 04me i saw your answer lol

@@BladeKi11a same XD

They should just add it to the product description: This gun safe can be opened with a key, a code, an RFID tag, or a spoon.

Maybe next time he'll open it with a pencil

@@TheDigiOwl "He once opened 3 locks on a safe, with a PENCIL. A FUCKING *PENCIL.* Who does that?!"

Who does that!

He's the fucking Baba Yaga. ;-)

"he is just one man." "he is the lockpicking lawyer"

As he's standing next to the lock that he just opened with said fork...

Now let's see him open one with a twig. Or a set of chopsticks.

@@haloslayer255 see video 782

and no fork was given that day.

@@haloslayer255 He did a .380 or 9mm barrel plug lock with a twig, vid 782 I think.

Imagine how easy it must be for this guy to seal the deal on a date.

But not in touch with reality. If you say : this is the Lock Picking Lawyer, from all around you, you will hear CLICK. And a small puddle will be under each lock.

I wanta mash up of his quickest picks from picking up the tool to open. It would be all of 20 seconds for 10 locks

"I'm very disappointed in all of you. Especially you, Brandon."

Cats: "All your base are belong to us..." LPL: "Standard spoon from Target in 85 thousandths, click out of one, nothing on...whoa! and we've got Cats' lair opened - for great justice!"

I d like to know what did LPL childhood look like. His parents probably never slept well

@@Boss_Tanaka HaHaHaHaHa!!! You are probably SPOT ON with that!

But there is no point because it is a spoon, spoons are known to be very very dull.

@@the_undead *Badum, tss*

@@Boss_Tanaka he tried to learn to pick locks in middle school but gave up after he got nowhere with it. he didn't take it up again till he was 32

“heres the unoriginal joke that other people and I made”

@@cpg7088 It's not unoriginal, its classy.

CPG ive yet to see people make this joke

Cool Pineapple people make this joke on almost every video, for example, in video [1040] people made the joke “I have this paper clip that bosnianbill and I made.”

@joseph crosby mecham I mean working as copyright Hunter for KZfaq pays really well actually so...

"Alexa, Open the stupid safe."

@@davidanderson9103 Don't give Masterlock ideas.

Probably he could even do that against a lock that operates with voice ID, using another mind boggling tool....So I wouldn’t challenge him...

*Vicious mockery at its finest.*

wait until they put AI in these bad safe....

One year later... I'm in this comment and I don't like it

@IamMe every american ive met with guns has a massive safe, not a puny crappy lockbox.

Noswad 9 the idea would be for A) people who couldn’t afford that, or only have the one gun anyway B) people who wanted a portable lockbox C) people who wanted an easily concealable lockbox for, say, under the desk in their office or something. Obviously, though, this one is crap.

Given US gun policy, it's probably for the toddler's gun.

Hey, if that toddler is smart enough to get through the lock, it deserves to shoot whoever it wants

This guy's channel has really helped my used bicycle business and improved my gun collection. Thank you LPL!

That hasn't stopped MasterLock... 😈

@@mittfh nothing can stop Masterlock, they are the Sirius Cybernetics Corp of the security world

@@mulgerbill no there is something that could stop them. Educated consumers.

@@ussessexcv-9189 educated everyone could stop a lot of issues, that's why education is a human right. but also why the education system is absolute garbage.

@@aymuhspunj and people like you are part of the reason why I've lost faith in humanity. Granted I have fallen into that same boat now but that's for entirely unrelated reasons, you don't see a way that this problem could be solved and you don't think it will ever be solved so you just accept it as what it is and that it will always be this way, maybe if some of us actually tried to solve the problem then it wouldn't be a problem anymore.

He's done that.

@@briant7265 OMG, can you link that video?

@@NoodleKeeper It's 682. Search "lpl 682".

@@briant7265 Thanks man, that was hilarious.

He probably read those comments and thought there is no way, there is no effing way. And then he's reviewing the next gun safe he's like oh wait no please no God no why, Isaac crossed his mind right after he opened it with the wedge that it was actually possible to open it with a spoon.

@@the_undead I can imagine he had a good laugh when he opened it with a spoon.

@@DarkLordDiablos in my head you either spent like 5 minutes laughing at this a lock or he spent about 5 minutes trying to figure out how a company that makes a gun safe could make that bad of a mistake,

I'd say more on the company though I can imagine the laugh was the kind you have to take a deep breath afterwards.

Yep, that's the concept of the video.

not just the case, the whole kitten caboodle

@@6or7breadsticks I think you meant "whole kit and caboodle"

@@6or7breadsticks Hahaha! That's the best variant I've heard! Now I'm not gonna say it any other way.

@@fortisprocer966 my favorite so far has been "the whole kitten and poodle

All they make its junk so no surprise

And half of that time is just showing how you're supposed to open the lock.

More like 2.55 seconds, and that includes the time taken to pick up the spoon!

Why shame the company, they made their millions? Shame the idiots who buy all this crap to protect other crap which they have to protect even more crap, lots of billionairs is the result of this chain of idiotism, welcome to the monetary system.

actually "how to shame a company in 2 minutes and 55 second TWICE. With full explanation" lol

someone who has trained for years to open any type of lock on the planet will not be after yours or my paultry possessions

Relax, Not so many LPLs out there even if it looks easy you need years of training to do what he does

Or just subscribe to his KZfaq channel🤔

Most thieves are of the opportunistic quick snatch & grab type. A purse left in an unlocked car, package on a doorstep, unsecured bicycle etc... A lock's main purpose is to add that extra step of inconvenience that turns off most thieves. You can have faith in the locks that require LPL to use specialized lock-picking tools to open.

Better to be educated. No security will ever be perfect; the objective of security is to provide enough of a deterrent to the would-be thief that they will go and steal someone else's stuff instead. This is what good locks accomplish. After watching this video, you now know one lock NOT to buy.

I'll have you know that I do not imagine a catgirl in the slightest when I think of a thief but thanks to you that's probably gonna change so i hope someone pours water on your cheerios

@@galot9415 Yeah sorry about that, point was it's not sophisticated a lot of the time.

wishful?

@@Chamdar17 You mean I wish it was a cat girl stealing my stuff? I mean it's better than the alternative I guess but I'd rather just not have my stuff stolen if I am honest.

@@matthewtalbot-paine7977 my apologies, you didn't specify that the thief was stealing your stuff, just that 'thief' engenders images of gymnastic-performing catgirls for you. It isn't so unpleasant an image, just funny 🙂 I am a Batman-fan myself, DC icons carry weight

Yeah, the fact it could be pried open so easily is absurd.....talk about a terrible device.

To be fair because he has access to the internals it makes it easier to find flaws. But yes it's still a bad lock.

But the title tho

@@SToNeOwNz but in this case, the open-in-seconds method was discovered by accident while looking for a different exploit. It's literally such loose tolerances that wedging the lid is enough to pop it open.

@@SToNeOwNz Like jsquared said, LPL found out the problem after he pried it open, did you not watch the video? He wasn't attempting to pry it open, he was using the lifter to give him some space to use something to hit the reset switch when it just popped open.

This deserves more upvotes.

Lol this needs more like

what are you, a cereal killer?

@@DeeSnow97 i was waiting for this joke

@@jiralishu I want so badly to get the joke. What is it??

Yeah! Next time somebody comes up with a Lego-figure challenge... 😂 Oh, wait a minute... Really? 😱

And not even only repeating the "press a button" attack but another attack that uses the form of a spoon perfectly :D

Cereal killers... You mean children?

Nailed it

Well done!

Whomp whomp

@@iare19 No Matthew Lillard obviously.

Bad gun safe products arnt US exclusive, same with locks in general.

Oooohhhhh

Whoa, whoa, whoa, too soon!

DAMN, BOI, I can smell that burn all the way over here. Well played.

@@chemusvandergeek1209 Not too spoon?

He didn't technically *pick* it...

@@reformCopyright True

Senate hearings and local ordinances will keep us safe from these dangers

Haha!

Well spooning leads to forking...

@@TWX1138 Aaiiee!

That's when the manufacturer re-evaluates their life options.

"DAVE GET IN HERE! YOU GOTTA SEE THIS SHIT!" And they all just crowd around, wondering if they should say anything -

Not even. He accidentaly opened it when he was thinking about opening it with an effing spoon. He didn't even have to try.

like the boss sees the thumbnail of his company’s lock and a spoon and flips his desk in anger

And the outro to those videos can be "in any safe..."

he’s the lockpicking *lawyer*, and he’s opening *cases* ahaha

Not a new channel maybe a series

Netflix original.... LPL vs Master Lock HQ. Season 1

@@stars_4_j3ann3 ​ @Bay T Damn. I was seriously wondering why he picked that name. Good on you. That was impressive both ways. Love a great pun! I accidentally put a teeny tiny pun in this reply.

Did you know that some prison breaks have been perpetrated with just a 🥄 spoon?

"I'll be using the spoon Bosnianbill and I made..."

@@sanmeiwolf heres the amazon link to pick up your own

Same

ditto

New way of thinking, weakness has a weakness!

James Randolph i would so use this extension and i dont use ANY browser extensions

Holy shit that's *ACTUALLY* a good idea

maybe an easier project would be a list of all the locks LPL actually approves of, sorted by type (bike lock, padlock, gun safe, etc)

That Blacklists would get too large. Better to have a whitelist of "I would use this in [situation/application] - says LPL" (and everything else is, by default "Noooooooooooooop".)

Or better yet, an app!

Mamiya645 word play appreciated 👍🏻

That is not exactly the case it is only the case with the poorly designed locks and safes

@@ussessexcv-9189 And well-designed, solid locks are about as hard to come by in all the chaff as a good politician.

@@xXponyinthestarsXx not really if you know what you're looking for paclocks is a good enough brand to buy from if you're just looking for half decent locks or if you're going for a high-end high security assa abloy, some of the high-end Abus locks, bowley lock is really good one for your door, couple of the viro's are pretty decent, some of the squires are good especially the stronghold series,

Welcome to lock picking lawyer

@@_to_dream_or_not_to_dream plus it was their fault amyways to create something that flawed

@@_to_dream_or_not_to_dream He wouldn't even need a lawyer to defend himself against such an idiotic lawsuit. It's unwinnable for a company to sue someone for this type of video. He could even bring the unopened lock from any store into court and demonstrate the exact thing he does here in this video to prove that there are no shenanigans.

@@blackieblack because a perfect defense doesn't exist. The rightful owner has to get in somehow and people are clever enough to find ways to exploit whatever mechanism you come up with. Even if it's something very clever like the bowley system, there are quick ways around it. But tbh none of that matters since most people will get in with methods that bypass the opening entirely. Why pick a lock when you can have someone think you're a repair technician that will just give you the keys and lead you to a server room?

@@_to_dream_or_not_to_dream Because he's no doubt a well-versed attorney, he'd countersue with an Anti-SLAPP suit. This type of suit protects the exact activity he's taking part in, that is, protected free speech. His suit would win, and the plaintiff would owe him all fees and damages. And he'd get to embarrass them with the extra publicity they'd bring upon themselves and their crap products.

"why a spoon cousin?"

"Because its dull you twit it'll hurt more"

You don't need to be King of Thieves to open this. His cook does it just as nicely.

Doesn't hurt as much as using a wooden spoon. (See historical penal codes that included cruel and unusual punishments).

Thank god this safe didnt have any food in it, otherwise Friar Tuck would have opened it 600 years ago!

That actually is it. Their smaller gun cabinets are designed to Stack On their larger ones. Of course, theyre the cheapest ones, so you get what you pay for. I had to drill new holes because theyre designed for fudd long rifles, not carbines

@@HellsYeah8, I was actually referring to the locking mechanism.

Or it means that you have to stack miscellaneous items on top of the case to keep the gun actually safe?

Yeah, but what are we going to top this with?

No one ever thinks about what happens when they get what they desire... shit, we should have thought about this.

Idk. A spork?

@@yoshikw269 I feel like that's too easy at this point.

The spoon that bosnianbill and i made

Kizmo Jr Opening an AmazonBasics Small Desk Drawer Safe With a Spork

I would watch that!

So he has moved into iris scan locks.

Go watch 1036 for that debauchery

And here is next challenge for LockPickingLawyer!

I think breathing at that lock would've opened it.

@assassinlexx Done already in 1031 (a different safe though): kzfaq.info/get/bejne/epuJarVokpqqnnU.html

Next video: Eating a three-course meal using lock picks

@@thimiraamaratunga7794 Steak is binding, nice click out of cake, counterrotation at potato mash...

Love this one lol

Within the next 300 videos.

Probably a couple of videos after unlocking one with uncooked spaghetti. It's only a matter of time at this point.

He'll be picking locks with fusilli soon.

On April Fool's day

Wasabi!

Rotted lutefisk would be more of a challenge (no, wait, it's worse than gallium on Titalium!)

Eh, they tested the prototype, it worked fine, then beancounters began finding ways to make savings...

They ship aspirin and paracetamol in little plastic bottles which require algebra and quantum mechanical knowledge to unlock, yet things designed to keep things secure ie gun safes can be opened much more easily.... da fuq lol

@Jordan Rodrigues I hope they have candy in the packaging during Child test

Hey, LPL is at least 4

Yes. If you are happy hitting them together. Several locks open without permeant damage with s good solid whack. Master lock 1500 series comes to mind. Used to use a hokey stick on mine in school, when I forgot my key.

video [682] it's not exactly to open a lock with a lock but whatever

We most go deeper

Old master lock would open if you yelled at it enough so probably yeah Just place a bigger lock next to it so it gets scared and pops open

Might be able to use one of those locks that stood up to .50 cal fire to smash a lock to bits, but something more elegant would be cool.

Huh, they really did pile on.

Stack-On:"Hold my lid!"

"No, really, hold my lid, that's the only way it'll stay closed"

"Hold my beer" is supposed to be for drunk idiots who screw up. You're doing it wrong.

@@Freakazoid12345 hold my disc detainer pick that Bosnian bill and i made.