the loth of buthurt locksmiths: pricless!

Yo, I timed it too.... got a good chuckle out of that

Someone call the package opening lawyer.

A good lock for normal people. Against LPL, use duct tape, it's more secure.

Ducy tape win

Caught me off guard as well, but I get it lol.

I thought he was bleeding, so yeah I totally get the feeling. "oh it's the ink... that does suck"

instead of getting catty why not have the foresight to wear rubber gloves ? Even permanent markers can bleed with skin oils

What about any other object that touches? If it comes off on his hands then it would come off on other things as well. Check your extreme sensitivity at the door of KZfaq... it will not serve you well here. And rubber gloves? Seriously? To open a package? Your commentary only makes sense in a world ravaged by a pandemic, not in any normal world where people formed their habits (like opening packages with your bare hands). If that's an acceptable form of packaging marking to you I feel great pity for anyone you mail things to.

@@TheActionBastard comments getting deleted I see. Its pretty obvious the marker was permanent as any other would have smudged in the previous handling and would negate the function as security scribble. The intelligent thing to do is NOT make assumptions as to the quality of the ink and to allow for the fact skin oils will make any type of marker bleed to some degree.

This comment is underrate lol, nice one!

Package Opening Court Stenographer. :D

@@kevinschwart2772 indeed

package opening lawyer actually caught me by surprise, nice move there.

Imagine him getting a package locked and then he fumbles on picking the lock

came here to make basically this post. :)

It was closer to 55 seconds from inserting the turning tool

Lock them up and wrap the lock!

wrap your house?

The greatest security you're gonna get for anything valuable is basic secrecy. Just make a fake book or install a hidden compartment somewhere.

Ahahahahaha dude I'm on the fucking floor laughing

"nice click out of 5"

lol "nice click out of 4 "

This comment actually made me laugh out loud

🤣

dang it, I came here to make that joke! great minds...

Dude that seriously works just carry scissors. Takes some time but shit it's worth it

duck tape the cable and lock so they don't know what tools they need. ;D

It took ~61 seconds to open the lock and around ~60 seconds to open the package, but he also talked about his fingers getting red, so you were wrong.

@@RRJOfficial I counted 55 seconds to open the lock from the start of picking

That is an incredibly specific skill tree.

underrated comment

lockpick 100 one-handed 11

Not to mention it’s a duct tape package. That’s a level 75 challenge.

kudos, that is the perfect comment

I think he likes it "I got a nice lock out of it".

Love that comment! OK anonymous UK, what’s the next move that you can’t stomach without challenging? Oh. You mean you tried to do this yourself and….? I’m from this side of the pond also, so not siding! I just laugh and laugh…..

It took him longer to take the lock out of the packaging than it did to open the lock.

It's because he didn't use a permanent marker lol

lmao na bro the guy sent it too him to see how fast the lock could be picked and how so he could do it himself

W-was the thumbnail not obvious enough? Or are there locks that actually look like that??

@@ainultasneem7536 Could be a new package-shaped lock. Like a "Pack-lock."

top comment right there

“Locksmith challenge” in the title...

The packaging was the hardest thing to defeat in the video...

No lock is secure when the lawyer gets his hands close

I laugh everytime I read the comments before watching the vids, thank you supertrb0 lol

It’s the security Scribble that gets him every time man

Thought the exact same thing. LOL!

Came here to say the exact same thing

He locks his true feelings inside. :3

@To ti mrs. LPL probably.

@@Dragosmom. Mrs. LPL has a different strategy for opening locks if the ice cream video is any indication. Which given the context of this comment is concerning.

That was probably the point. That way if someone does pick your lock you can literally catch them red handed.

@@sethgsf4120 only of the lock is in s package lol

true

guy really wanted to be sure that these locks werent pre-solved.

Sometimes the simple deterrents are the best ;D

@@DavidKirwanirl Well, if you want something to move, you use WD-40. if you want them to stop moving, you use Duct tape. Doesn't get more simple than that... And if it doesn't work, you're not using enough

Definitely think it took longer to open the package and mark a guy red handed then it did to unlock

@@blackthrone6976 if duct tape didn't fix it, you didn't use enough duct tape

@@timwaeyaert8339 even with the key :D

I was going to comment that

It took ~61 seconds to open the lock and around ~60 seconds to open the package, but he also talked about his fingers getting red, so you were wrong.

I knew someone would comment this before I did lol

Not really, the lock requires special skills and knowledge of the lock. You have to know that the lock has a magnetic pin and have a tiny magnet for it.

Vlad the Locksmith Impaler!

Yes he did.

He ended that man’s whole career.

That's what you get when you challenge a master ;-)

On the original video about this core:. "To put it differently, this is a lock I would consider using myself"

good one dad

Hilarious 😆

@@michaelclough8218 im your daddy

This is probably one of the best dad joke I've see in yt

It was probably to stop him from trying to find out which lock it was by trying to feel the package (that sounded sexual , but you get the point)

"This is the lockpicking lawyer and what I have for you today is this welded shut door, and im going to open it using this ramset."

This is the lockpicking Lawyer and today im going to review this welding door, it's not a conventional lock but I was able to beat it using a simple plasma welder, thank you Chris for the challenge.

@@kerittheone5160 hey at least it would buy me about sixty seconds more than a normal lock would

@@MartiniMouse "this is the lock picking lawyer and today I have a new toy, a wrecking ball"

This is the Lockpicking Lawyer and today I'm going to be smashing a window and committing a murder.

Where is this world, please, where 30´´ is considered short, but 300´´ is considered long (???), cause on my planet, both is simply considered "under 5minutes"... ;-) My Windows-PC always takes 30´´ to boot when new, and 300´´ after being in use some months, and I barely notice a difference... ;-)

Is there any video where LPL takes near 300 seconds to open a lock?!

@@klausbrinck2137 ???

@@klausbrinck2137lol idk why you are being so aggressive about it. You are entitled to think that those times are not very different certainly, but I would like to point out that the difference here isn’t about how long you have to wait for something, it’s how long a thief has to spend exposed picking your front door or the padlock on your storage unit where someone can try to stop them from getting in or raise the alarm. If it takes just 30 seconds it might also even be perceived as someone who is meant to be there fumbling with their keys.

@@harryf9885 Not aggressive, just pointing out that for average people, both 30 and 300 is short, we all know that from our everyday lives. I admit, that for a lockpicking-contest, there´s worlds in betwwen, but even among burglars, I bet, it makes no difference... ;-)

I mean, your right. Any lock exists as a deterrent, and there are far more secure ways to ensure something never opens again, if that's what you want. A lock tells any would-be thief: "Hey, this isn't worth it if you don't have the key." Considering most thieves want to get something quickly and quietly (some important exceptions apply), you can simply add enough time sinks to prevent most theft. Mummifying something in packaging means you (the owner) don't have an easy bypass, but you also know everyone will have to spend the time to cut through your valuable's deterrent. It becomes a question of how valuable is the item or location versus how much time and resources are you willing to spend on making sure others can't get it?

@@tsnap4 Dude, it was just a joke. Making fun of the fact it takes him longer to unwrap the locks that it does to pick them.

No lie!!

@@heathwasson7811 Hey, even if it's a joke - doesn't mean it cannot be the most accurate truth on the market. Jokes are funny like that...

Lets be honest, sending a Hand Channel creator a package that dirties up their hands is kind of a dick move.

@@hplogsdon293 true

@@hplogsdon293 I doubt the sender thought about that, pretty sure they were just trying their best to prevent LPL from cheating

Except that it was permanent marker and he was just picking the ink off the new ducktape lock. 👌

It’s just some red marker... relax guys

Malice Aforepick, you might say

And even then, this did look like permanent marker. Ductape is just so slippy the permanent marker rubs off easily.

I guess lpl got caught red handed

Super glue the lock lol 😆

It might be on purpose tho. Unless I'm just dumb and didnt get it, it could rub off so that they can tell if it has been touched before the video.

He’s got so many videos doing just that my dude

@@wuixxxxeee And he's got 1,400 videos of him picking locks my dude Kinda hard to stumble by chance on that specific kinda video

I think it was like a billion locks ago. I mean, a billion picked locks is what it takes to become a legend

I mean, if he is doing a new lock for a video, he could just look up the lock and see what the inner workings of it are, id assume. It would probably have to be like, if he was on the job and stumbled across something new. That I do agree would be cool though, albeit harder to accomplosh hahah.

There are only so many cores out there, way more locks than cores.....

lmao

Don't forget: Guard: *draws lines all over the duct tape with a red marker* LockPickingLawyer: Curses

@@trillium.3.24 next time pls use permanent marker

You would need some serious disc detainer scissors for that

While this isn’t something I would use to secure my favorite scissors it does have its benefits. In any case if you do have any question or comment............

Using the scissors Bill and I bought....

This is the TapeCuttingLawyer...

Not sure what’s holding us up here... Maybe layer 2 is not snipped... Yup, that was it, we got it open

Yeah. Though the anonymous locksmith probably did use permanent marker, it's just not going to adhere very well to the shiney surface of that tape. On the flip side, probably verified the package had not been tampered with effectively.

I could really hear the disdain in that comment too.

@@x--. Yes, it's a feature. LPL caught red-handed.

There is lock picking on this channel? I thought it was a meditation channel.

Have you watched his April Fool's videos? They describe some very aggressive entries and back doors.

It took longer to open the package than to pick the lock. maybe we should use duct tape to secure things rather than the lock.

@@Vepar90 i mean if you have the world's greatest lock securing a box made of cheeto dust, you should probably start reevaluating your strategies on how you protect your stuff

@@Vepar90 really though a big mess of sticky tape would be a good deterrent, even sometimes a knife struggles with a big mess of tape

True😆😆😆

@@Vepar90 😂😂😂😂

Ill be dammed if i dont leave the house with a roll of white duck tape and a red marker.

@@jackinghamcook just make sure it’s permanent marker

@@TheRockIsCooking then how will you catch the crook red handed? 🤔

@@Bulletcore okay... wait...

@@Bulletcore you are correct

Somehow I think hes videos make a decent net profit. I doubt a lock purchase will be a loss here.

@@bigdog4173 I think it's more modesty than anything, which certainly makes the videos far more likeable than someone who brags out skills

@@jonhansson5199 its like $1 to 1000 views and his vids tend to range from 1.2 million ($1200) to 200k views ($200) so yeah hes doing pretty good for himself

@@abcdeabcde5036 Really depends on who advertises on your channel. I've heard people say $0.07 per 1000 views isn't uncommon.

@@KentHambrock its more common actually to see rates as low as 1 cent per 1000 views and 3 cents per a number of clicks Edit left out the 1000

Ave he opens boxes with a plethora of tools including a mini chain saw

That comment made me laugh out loud

yeah, I already seen that scissors sticking in his hand. You know, that pinching feel in your down region: This has got to go wrong

Top comment

"second layer of duct tape is binding..."

Yeah, it took him longer to cut the packing than to pick the lock.

dont forget the security scribble

And non-permanent marker as a psychological deterrent.

A sign with a knock-knock joke on it will take LPL longer to read than to pick most of the locks seen here.

Yea the red dry erase really got to him. 🤣

Re #2: LPL will go to a varied array of destructive attacks if you use those scribbles - he has his whole basement and his whole armory at hand, after all - so I'd rather lose only that valuable thing, than my entire house, thank you very much!

Better yet cover it in wax cuz it would melt all over his hands once he touches the lock.

Lmao!

I'm almost certain he's picked locks in less than 30 seconds

Any lock on the planet? There are locks that LPL has not been able to pick yet (he has said it himself). They are not unpickable but very hard to pick.

Lmfao

I was low-key expecting it to be a troll package of paper bound in duct tape when I saw how deep the paper was.

OMG stop it now, I'm dying with laughter here!

and then do it again to show us it wasn’t a fluke

@@JoeyClover hahahaha

LoL best comment here 😂👌

lol

I got the 1,000th like.

@@harmstrongg irrelevant

@@duckmeat4674 Irony

Not really. If the guy that sent it truly thought the first video was fake, he wouldn't send it because he would know that he's wasting his time and money because LPL wouldn't make this video or mention he got the package.

- LockPickingLawyer is Eminem - The anonymous UK lock picker is MGK... after this vid, he'll soon change to a different career. 😂😂😂

Nah the Rea diss track video is the cut bike lock that he picks in under 20 seconds when the other locksmith said it couldn't be done

@@Yamezzzz That logic is..Wow Nope He would still send it, People can be primal and predictable that way He would send it to confirm HIS OWN suspiciouns, He just "has to" know, So he knows that if he sends it, He can sleep knowing if LPL rejects it, he can say, SEE I TOLD YOU. Have you never seen a twitter rant with the tagline "I sent ____ and they have refused to respond" I have.

My dude you deserve SO much more attention on this comment! It is EXACTLY like a lock picking diss track ahha

it is admittedly strange to see that LPL's audience includes German porn channels

Not porn, german educational sex channel lol I assume since I speak zero German

@@SICresinwrks i saw a porn thumbnail in his channel so he mixes both

@@noahprentice751 It's like saying LPL is a channel for burglars... - arousal is key to porn movies, education is the focus of mine. Do you see a difference?

Also subscribed to Jim Browning? Now thats a man of culture.

Also a sign saying "please don't open" for good measure

I feel like the amount of tape it would take to secure my shed would cost more than a thick deadbolt and a good lock...

Remember to use a permanent marker

that and weld a titanium shell over where the shackle shuts

@@raptorhuman1645 but would it cost more than just not locking the shed and replacing what's inside instead of re-taping it each time you have to go in?

He's not always very safety-focussed..

genuinely thought he cut himself when he showed his red finger

NO kidding! I was impressed with how sharp those snips looked... and then he cut towards his hand! Only I'm that stupid!

Check out any video from the garage! No gloves, holding tings his sawing with an angle grinder with his hand, anything... I just can't believe that he is not more careful with his hands!

I get even more nervous when he uses box cutter blade. Honestly, seeing he was using scissors this time relieved me a little.

Commenter: quote from video Comment reader: **like**

@@thewolfin yup

@@thewolfin Replies: *now playing the meta game*

The lesson that I am taking from this is that Duck tape slows a master locksmith down more than a lock.

@@asdfdfggfd Well, bounding and gagging them also helps.

Lmao

I think he meant this more towards locks he's unfamiliar with. He has seen an ERA lock and key before, so he knows he needs to use a magnet, how many pins to set, and what tools to use. If you would make your own locks that you wouldn't sell anywhere then that would also make them harder to pick (also much more expensive).

The other thing that would be neat when he does these "blind challenges"....if he'd also pull a "Chris Ramsay" and set a kitchen timer....

@@artstrutzenberg7197 I feel like he used to around 300, but I've watched so much of both I could be mixing it up

@@Dzeno2010 but you can just take the paint and engravings off. And redo it. Tada

You mean right AFTER „The _____ Bosnian Bill and I made.....“

@@SmilingDevil " got a click out of 2 "

@@rogatogovedo „3 is set.... nothing on 4....“

"My hands are turning red." Thankfully not from slipping with those very pointy-looking scissors.

@fuck google pretty sure that's why the "anonymous benefactor" didn't use permanent marker. So that if the package was tampered with in transit, LPL would know because of smears on the package.

less close contact to highly magnetic (steel) things. core mosty copper alloy

Honestly I was shocked he never made it stick to anything other then what he intended I didn't think anyone else noticed how tiny and hard that would have been to do. I hate trying to work with magnets for that very reason because they always stick to something you dont intended even when being careful...

holding and positioning that magnet alone would've taken me 30 min

he clearly does a lot of work with neodymium magnets, he does a lot of interesting stuff with them in his videos that people who understand the power of Neo magnets would not dare to replicate. DO NOT underestimate the power of neodymium magnets

@@ussessexcv-9189 I think his tweezers are also magnetic not sure just assuming based on how they seem to grab things. Not saying it makes it easy but it would help a lot I think I also have no idea what that magnet you are talking about is but assume it's a high powered mini magnet of some sort.

He picks them off camera beforehand. He just does a video once he has the right tools and knows how to pick that style of lock. I'm not saying he has the pins memorized but he is confident in that make of lock before he makes the videos.

+ *T Rev* 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

A just wish a wasn't here pre-covid, atleast a would have an excuse to not be a sado. :(

Yeah i thought the same thing but i just hit rock bottom and found A channel called drain addict .. some of them are 2hr long.. and I'm excited to see him succeed with poooooooop...lol...

Lmao I love you cause you said the next lock looks a fucker to open lmao

I know right!

That's true!

I get it though, locksmiths having been in the field for maybe 10+ years and suddenly everyone around them is showing them this guy. And suddenly they go from feeling like an proffesional veteran in their field to second rate.

Eh free content :^)

Ego will be the end of humanity.

Doesn't he say the lock looks familiar? Of course it isn't that difficult to open a lock as a trained lockpicker when you already know how the lock is designed.

Interesting...it took him 30-40 seconds longer to open the lock in video 1184.

"...using a custom duct tape-opening scissors that Bosnian Bill and I made..."

@@Ben4149 - I never comment on comments and I'm sitting here with coffee covering my whole screen and keyboard after I've spit it out. This was hilarious. Many people make the same joke, but this one was unique and hit perfectly. Well done Sir. I donate to you 5 full internets.

I was thinking this as he opened the package, lol.

Same

Me too

same fr

same but it was funnier

Same

Okay im sorry but I read “knowing it was about to come” instead of “knowing what was about to come” and I was like WHAT

Not sweating but bleeding 😊

@@blakecook9266 lmao, I read the same thing, we're so fucked up XD

"Please be gentle, LPL-san!"

@@blakecook9266 dammit I had to reread it too

Okay, this is a lock constructed of human bone, sinew, and hair... looks like infant bone. As you can see, it's attached to a chain wound around this musty tome. The book does appear to be making a muffled shriek, but that shouldn't pose too much of a problem. Let's see how this goes. ... Little click out of one...

@@CharlesCrawfordIV Oh eldrith horror screeching out of two..... let me get my necronomicon.

Looks like im going to have to use this special saint's bone that BosnianBill and i dug.

how do you know? Probably happened at the end of 2019

You forget one thing. He is a laywer. So those edlrich horrors give their cultists strict instructions not to do that. They would try to close all doors between them self and him and then hear Nice click out of one, nothing on two...

And his answer was "anywhere from 30 seconds to ten times that", so any lock in under 5 minutes. That's not impossible to answer, it's a very narrow timeframe, bloody lawyers. ;)

Lol

Incorrect, he has seen every lock in the whole universe.

@@necro3678 Even those which have not been invented yet.

@@DarcyCowan there is that Bowley (?) lock that he's unable to pick, even after making custom tools for that

Is that so they know if someone's gotten into the package and tried to seal it back up, or???

@@jonathan_herr Most likely.

I started giggling when he said that.

I laughed for 10 seconds straight on that one haha.

@@jonathan_herr That anonymous benefactor certainly is paranoid. "I better put some red security scribbles on the duct tape to make sure LPL does not open it up, figure out how to pick it, then seal it back up before making a video pretending like he just opened it!"

Or just use one of those deadbolt on your door without an external keyhole. He can't pick a lock he can't access. Or just hide the thing really well, or use extravagant laser traps, or really friendly dogs with machetes strapped to their heads, etc. the usual.

Or just wrap up your items in duct tape, paper, and red gue that will get on your hands.

Never seen criminals bother to pick locks anyway. Usually just use boot cutters. And if the lock is too strong for those then odds are the thing its locked around isn't nearly as strong.

Yep, @@dash4800, cut the cables.

Or hide your valuables in a Campbell’s soup can and let the safe be a really crappy decoy.

This needs more like

Or talking.

And when it is over 50 minutes, there is likely talk of his wife's beaver and how he thought of another use for a hole. I found his keynote address to be entertaining and informative. He also explains why his videos are so short.

it was duct tape and security scribbles iirc

@@rioghander2te well, you gotta change sth to avoid copyright issues amirite?

@@rioghander2te you could make security duct tape by making a two layer tape, with VERY non-permanent and VERY copious quantities of scribbling in between the layers... ...if one of 3M's failures was a fastening compound too weak to permanently secure paper to other material (winding up as the secret of Post-It Notes ®), a bleeding Scotch ® duct tape failure otherwise would be a huge security success here.

Truth right here

Have you seen masterlock packaging? Theyre ahead if the curve on this one

In a lock box of course..

please do this

Everybody, give this comment a thumbs up. If it gets to the top, maybe LPL will see it.

See episode 182

OutBack Operator locked with a MasterLock #3 of course

It was all a ruse to reveal LPL's secret identity.

This comment is underrated.

im reading this at 03:08 and laughing my ass my gf thinks im insane watching lockpickinglayer, you know what vilija - you are wrong. this guys is insane

🤣🤣🤣🤣/5 excellent take on an otherwise recycled joke.

Just because it's good looking doesn't mean it's good locking

Come to think of it, he does seem to need a specialized tool for opening all these duct taped locks doubters keep sending him.

Yeah, guga should try dry age padlock steak

I thought it was icecream you get from the manapua man

I was definitely thinking ice cream. Can he pick the lock before the soft serve melts?!

Wa kind of steak have you being eating lol

I thought it looked more like a turkey

No spoilers! He could start making videos of various length closing music included to extend the video where the length of it is less of a "spoiler" if someone sees those numbers before viewing the clip. perhaps banjo pickin' after the lock pickin' is done.

Once again proving that just duct taping the living s*** out of something is way more effective security than locking it.

@@streetsareforpeople723 This is an *actual* feature on electronic locks and passwords. Random time delay and power consumption on each character so no conclusions can be drawn on whether that character is handled by a different part of the program code.

I thought exactly the same, that's always so funny when the lock-picking doesn't start until more than Halfway because either the video is really long, or the lock is really bad

That's not fair to this lock. Picking the pins presents enough of a challenge; a lock like this isn't gonna go cheap on the pins. And then there is the magnet pin, PLUS he had to pick out of a false set. This is a hell of a lock and I wish I could find a way to buy one in the US

@@jasong4460 plus he's already familiar with the core. I'm no picker, but I'd guess using a tiny magnet isn't the first thing you try when you fall into a false set and aren't familiar with the type of lock

👍🏻

And he is already done at 3:55

For this man, I'd call that accurate.

It was a subtle flex

The only videos of LPL taking five minutes usually involved him tearing the lock apart and examining its insides. Edit: and when he shoots the locks apart with bangsticks.

@@DH-xw6jp or when he fails to open a simple package because tape...

@@DH-xw6jp "shoots the locks apart with bangsticks" what does this mean? has he shot locks open with guns before? sticks of dynamite or other explosive?

That's the real takeaway to be honest, I mean sure some average lockpickers might have some of the tools on them, who's gonna show up to a door or gate or whatever, and bust out their tiny magnet and finagle it in there while making sure nobody is looking, etc. As someone who knows nothing about locks, that alone seems like it would make this kind of lock much safer.