Indeed.

lmfao

tell them bums to get an IDC code

Want a refund. Iris was bent, when gate connected to a black hole system.

@@FlashFoxBox I'm sorry, we only accept returns of unmodified undamaged unused still-in-the-unopened-packaging stargates. That your stargate has an iris means that it was taking out of the packaging, modified, used and then was damaged due to the nature of the modifications, thereby your warranty is invalid. additionally, our warranties run out after two thousand years, and we went out of business prior to the goa'uld empire's taking of human hosts, which occured several thousand years ago. In fact, I don't know how you got in contact with us the Stargate Sales Team, as we had ascended to a higher plane of existence, and as you are neither Daniel Jackson nor from abydos, I don't know how it is you are communicating here... And what is this, mepipe thing? 🤣

I agree on all counts. Been to long since I’ve heard Orion

As someone who plays brawlhalla Orion is a character that's not fun to play against

Yes.

Wow, I was literally going to comment what a cool video this is, but also I was thinking "good gods this sounds like some royalty free, horribly produced/mixed, generic ass KZfaq bg rock music".. and THEN just now see that it's Metallica 🤣 that checks out

and of course, read in the voices of walter and hammond.

General Hammond aproves this message

Damn it you beat me to it! have you ever noticed on the show some times they would get the IDC before the wormhole is established and some how the unstable vortex made by the gate doesn't affect the IRIS.

@@phalanx3803 It's deliberate disinformation to thow us off and avoid revealing the REAL technology they use

I read this in they’re voices and I’m happy to see that I’m not alone

Man... I was headbanging to this the moment I clicked on the vid and Orion came on.... now I'm glued watching this lmao.

I just hope that they can avoid the copyright strike from using commercial music.

I love this song! And I want this star gate portal as well!

what i was thinking

Me: *turns Stargate 180 degrees. Incoming invaders: *Fall to their deaths. Colonel: You were right, putting the stargate at the edge of the Grand Canyon was a brilliant idea.

@@michaelbujaki2462 yeah or over a volcano lmao never thought about it

"FOMP!"

ten million deaths are not enough for master rahool

Indeed

I like the fact this video has been posted for 2 years and the SG teams have now invaded.

@@CatHerderCam hey, when your coming in hot gotta make sure you have a working iris

I love the sound of Jafa slamming into trinium in the morning !!

All we had to see was iris. Who else here just finished another watch of sg1?

It is, he put it in a door. :P

exactly

Don't have to imagine. People use this design in skylights.

or a scaled up version for a door

@@Reverend_Salem Would be totally useless as a door. Those blades =have to be so thin too work. The more blades the thinner that have to be. And in order to actually close all the way they have to overlap. 7:05. Not to mention it would take up way too much room. Door threshold would have to be some sort of moving platform.

Hes going to replace hubble

Sure it isn't for a stargate? HAHAHA

@@dosmastrify Or what the hubble is a copy of. I can think of only one or two applications for this.

i think there are actually 9... but, Stargate was also my first thought....

@@endarus6053 eh it could be a "homemade prototype" making this video by a de-scended ancient that had fallen in love with Sam!

@@endarus6053 the whole thing about the movie was funding the 7th chevron

@@firelasto yes but a stargate has 9 chevrons

@@firelasto normally, the 8th and 9th cheverons are the "legs" that keep the gate upright and not rolling down a hill. But the TV shows established that the 8th cheveron was used for.. "long distance calls", and SGU said there's one 9 cheveron address, to a specific gate doing plot things.

Traveller reasons.

Stargate dnd campaign?

@@trailblazer632 It could work with any campaing, just show an interactive map or event happening. The ideas are endless

I thought it was just a timelapse

I was thinking of buttsex.

@@ViolentKisses87 for a second I couldn’t figure out what you were talking about. But now I get it. I can’t see it any way else anymore.

So... It's normal that I'm the only one who thought of a high tech guillotine?

I want it as my front door window

@@ViolentKisses87 do me

... when your Ha'tak is bombing a planet into submission and a Bilskirnir appears

Yeah, kinda like the 11' 8" bridge videos but with less cleanup...on this world anyway...

Or a puddle jumper…

3

Why is it that wormhole "splash" destroys everything but the iris?

@@Keinapappa it’s strange, but after watching the Stargate shows for years I never thought of this same thing until after I watched this video.

@@Keinapappa from my understanding it was the close proximity. It prevented the "splash" from building when a wormhole activated.

You should watch stargate

* cries * M- My companion cube * sob *

Forces? Man, that thing talked so much I was glad to be rid of it.

@@imperator8125 When you make an original comment but everyone tells you to make a stargate reference

Didn't GLaDOS also drop you into the emergency intelligence incinerator during her boot up in portal2?

Did you watch it?

I was about to ask that.

yes. yes you do

Every two years I use to rewatch the whole production. A masterpiece. Did you appreciated it?

Indeed

could still be bigger.

I would rather like to have ISO infinity with zero noise.

@@BadGuyDennis well, iso infinity will just always give you a white picture, no matter the light level

That bokeh tho.....

They actually also use giant apertures for space arms since its harder to lose satellites with a contracting circle but the person who came up with it got the idea from a camera so...

I think his was a little bigger maybe, I bet this guy didn't need a new toaster after building it though. Maybe if you go bigger you need a toaster?

Its called orion by metallica

@@henriquemontalvao8492 I know man

almost like he measured the table before hand and made the iris that size

@@jaysonsk according the level for me he build the table only for this product

@@TFlorian but then what table did he use to build that table?

@@jonomoth2581 the floor is the biggest table.

@@AmeshaSpentaArmaiti but what the floor built on? The ground. But what was the ground built on??

You should never give up. Alot of my early attempts failed.

@@MrSemorsewould you be selling the design?

I thought I recognised it

Leeloo Dallas?

Those pesky xenos can get into any ducts

THANK YOU FINALLY

They used shields on their updated versions in the Pegasus Galaxy. 👍

@@33DavePaton33 Ancient shields seemed to fail whenever they were actually needed. Bad guys always announce their attack by taking out power. Moving parts might be more prone to failure but sometimes low tech is the best way to go. And the iris just looks cool.

@@pwnmeisterage That's true. The SG-1 iris did have a manual override if power was cut.

If you were to cut those pieces perfectly, there would be no existing overlap.

@@FlashDrive356 wow! U wrong!

@@FlashDrive356 problem is you can't cut the blades off, the wider the aperture is opened, the more of the actual length of them is needed to keep the round look. if you cut them, you'd get steps.

Well, overlaps exists, becouse they was in TV Show. I bet overlaps could be smaller, but why? I guess it adds to the strength

@@SidneyKenson do round look actually needed?

lemme guess you finished university at 14 years old and now work at NASA r/iamverysmart

@@lemmiix So are you just mad that you aren't/weren't smart enough to do anything like that.

@@lemmiix bruh "youngster" could be like any age, stop being so salty

oh god you got me humming that song XD

Don't trust the cake!!

For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying Over every mistake.

@@anthonymoses3697 The Cake is a Lie

@@Nichodo dang, I knew I got it wrong, but wasn't sure how it went exactly. Thanks!

And chop off the knob....lol

...that's what she said.

It's just goes to show you how amazing the real Jesus Christ really was for engineering humans to have iris even more complex than this!

... especially the double sided sticky tape ))

Should of played. Spit out the Bone. For the theme

Orion is so underrated

@@Sweeny_de Orion is a Masterpiece of Artwork!!!

@@Sweeny_de Orion is one of the least underrated Metallica songs. Especially off of MOP

How did you get permission from Metallica to use their song? So many youtubers have had copyright strikes against them for using commercial music. Kudos to you!

I would love to know too!

To keep the Jaffas from coming through of course!

Nobody knows, and don't be afraid that anybody dare to ask ;-)

I'd use it for a skylight or whatever you call a window in the ceiling.

Hubble? Nope ... go look at his channel, it's all for windows... I think.

and can either produce a spotlight or softlight illumination of an entire room.

Mate, cool idea

No wonder professional camera lens cost like $5000 the mechanism is insane

Oh, and a microwave

It's from the future. Everyone has one!

Heh heh ... ass trampoline

And for lens with so many iris blades

@@jeffsaffron5647 Meyer-Görlitz lenses come to mind.

...Aperature... on a lens this would still likely only get a 1-1.2 f-stop

Nah, overengineered.

This video deserves a like just for the soundtrack.

You mean the barrel rifling in the opening credits?

@@robertt9342 Yeah.

More like in the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube Dropper

In his basement, using spare parts from a microwave? (Among other things)

More like Hobbit-sized, if this iris is going to fit on it.

@@KingdaToro nah, it's just the Stargate that that one ancient built (I can't remember the name) in sam's basement

and the eerie sound as they open into darkness...brrr

Should i go in? No But it's the fastest way to the objective But its not safe The alien is nowhere to be seen But that just makes things harder _vent noises_ Hes nearby I have to wait until he gets out _vent noises_ Hes getting far away Guess ill go in *_thud thud thud thud_* Oh

I think more of the original alien instead of the game.

@@ncgrave4586 I really only played the game lol, I should prob watch the movies. I know some people are about to be like “Watch them they are good”, and to that I say, I know

@@toastman3955 Well the first two are great. The first a horror movie. The seconds an action adventure with horror elements . All the rest are garbage including the Prometheus movies imo.