Good grief!! It's a 3 ft. water snake, harmless as a kitten and Alfred thinks it's a 12 ft. python LOL. 🐉🤣

The only Chit Show today was in Alfred's shorts when he saw the snake 🤣

Where's Fred when ya need him... 🎶When a hero comes along🎶

Fred must be spreading the word that Alfred is fun to hangout with. You have your pet baby cuda and now it looks like a cute little python whats to get to know you. The Chit show is fun for all living creatures.

So, I finally looked up Luxury Rib Tenders. I always thought, "What makes Alfred's ribs taste so good that he calls them luxury?" Oops! 🤣😂 Who knew? I laughed so hard. If I ever need my ribs fixed or restored I know where to go now. 👍

I live in the keys and you just scared me to death. We live on a sailboat and that's amazing. Really love your videos

Pablo the Python is a great edition to the Chit Show goin' on in those mangroves..sweet little guy Pablo

Alfred, snake in the water reminds me of the time in the seventies when my brother and I and a friend were going through the longest canal in Winter Haven on the chain O'Lakes and a 6ft rattlesnake was swimming in the canal trying to get in our boat and we were beating it with an oar.

“Oh my goodness” I wish I had a dollar every time you said it! 😂😂😂 it’s only a water moccasin😮😮😮

My goodness the DRAMA ran high in this video. Damn !!! *8-2-2023 * but still a thumbs up Alfred. Have a great day.

Alfred you gotta come north, we got light until 10pm up here. And we got rattle snakes that swim!

Need a new hat with Fred chomping the snake.

Hey Alfred, we will all be in our graves, and Fred will still be feeding his face at the filet table!!!!

Alfred, that snake heard how you make critters famous. Now you can add a snake too your critter crew.

Love your videos. You have a great voice also. TY

I think you're on to something Alfred, the snakes have joined forces against you.

“There’s definitely some chittery goin’ on”. I snorted! Lol

Hialeah is known nationwide for the manufacture of firearms. Many were considered 'economical' but there are a few legends, Universal carbines for example.

Alfred, Fred's relative, "CrocZilla" lives in Everglades national park and is HUGE ! At least 15 feet. Love the video.

Fred is now the animal whisperer. 🎺🎺

OK I looked it up, and Florida crocodiles apparently do exist, but are extremely rare, 99.99%are alligators

Love the new logo bro congrats! 🎉

I think I'd like a Fred decal for the Dodge.

Good morning Alfie! We love your crocodile style up here in Naples. 🐊

Dude you are hilarious!!! 👍😄🤣💕

That's FRED at 23:33 he's ALIVE! Snout surfaces by Bow of boat on left.

As long as little Alfred isn't in the water you'll be ok, love the videos 👍👍😎

I found a 4' black snake living in my garage, I had to serve him an eviction notice. I would have bailed too Alfred, not fond of Snakes at all 👊

You know what would blow Alfred's mind? If, as a joke, someone pulled up to the dock during the Chit Chow and threw a row of tires over the edge of their boat a la tug boat style. rofl

I thought you were talking about a boat not a snake, I cannot blame you.

Hey Alfred, you should go on tour,I know you would pack them in at Michigan LOL.

Chill bro , it's only a water snake .. Water snakes are harmless, nonvenomous native snakes that typically inhabit wet areas. There are several species of water snake common to Florida. They always swim on top of the water. Burmese pythons swim and stay underwater for up to 30 minutes. By the Alfred, love the new logo.

How many ducklings are left? Maybe Fred’s had his fill and will get that snake next.

Omg ! That would scare me ! We don’t have pythons in Nova Scotia. Where was Fred ?

Hey Alfred! It’s Tim from New Jersey. How’s everything? I went to go see you but you were busy and your partner was working the camera but I spoke to you on his phone when you gave me a few great restaurants to go eat at. Thank you again! It was a few months ago.

Would the baby cuda attack the snake? Sorry to see your space invaded by the Anaconda!!! Be safe. Hey, maybe Bathtub Barbie will come to your aid!!!!

You should train Picua-Boo to protect you from those shnakes 🥰

It's time to educate the credit card capt's to not use the bow line to dock the boat. Set up a side line to pull the boat straight along the dock. It only take a little control of the approach.

Alfred IS the new: "Chicken of the Sea". Just get your machete and take care of biz. Skin him out and onto the BBQ, then get "Little" to make you a hatband from the hide. It's all good Alfred. BTW, like the new avatar.

Morning chit show !

Dang he got a treble….Fred in the background, el serpentico, and howie cuda chillin waiting to nibble his pinkey toe…lol

To funny, I noticed the Denver nuggets were playing against the "heat" last night for the championship. And Denver won. Where I live is in Pueblo, CO about 100 miles south of Denver and all the car drivers were honking car horns for about a half an hour. yup at bedtime. Sorry but I don't follow basketball at all. I just don't. Now you can't stop watching the snake. He's coming watch it, watch it. I FEEL YOUR FEAR!

the Hialeah stuff had me laughing...if you know haha

Alfred, YOU MISSED It!!! At 23:10 seconds there is something FAR BIGGER THAN that snake that surfaces!!! ITS up against the boat far left in the background….Take a look!

The reason the Crocks hang over at the Nuclear Plant, the Outgoing water from the Cooling Towers is Warmer Water…it helps cools off the hot turbines..and the flows back into the Lake or River..and Crocks love the warmer flow of water…along with other fishes, WHICH supply Freddie’s Friends with a food supply.

What popped out of the water by the boat at 23:41 ? was that Fred?

You have to catch that snake Alfred because how do you know where it is tomorrow ? Maybe hiding in the bush waiting for it ????? Saludas de un snake free The Netherlands !!!

Good morning Alfred

Is it a no wake zone where you are filming? Some of those boats are going to fast for the high traffic area.

It only wants a hug and a little kiss it’s a fan of yours

So… many years ago I was at my grandmas on Marco island we were taking the boat to Stan’s in goodland ( which you need to do a video on😂) …. In the Marco river we saw a 14ish foot gator is what I was told but now that I know more I can only assume it was a croc but it was super cool being in a 17 foot boat seeing an animal almost the size of the boat 😂

👍👍👍👍Another great video Bro. That kinda looked like a the green water snake. But PYTHONS are really bad and so is Iguanas. They eating up all the local animals. And they are spreading out… We go on python hunts every year in and around the Everglades last year we caught (alive) a little over 200 pythons from 6’ - 18’1 was the longest in a 4 day hunt . But the meat is good and the skin makes good belts , wallets, and other stuff . But there was some that still had baby gators in their stomach. They will eat a whole gator nest if they get a chance . Keep videos coming. Be safe

Fred was in somebody's pool the other day, maybe

I think there's a lot of boat owners who could use some docking lessons

Good morning Brother

Alfred do you use UPS or USPS for your shipping?

How long does shrimp season last

Have you been to Mayaka state park in Sarasota? There are some huge 15 foot gators in that water

Thats a common Florida water snake, nothing to worry about.

Alfred and 🐍😂😂😂😂

Mr.Alfred,don't laugh but I'm afraid of frogs!! I can't see them in pics!! Its very hard for me cause I have a garden.its real hot here San Antonio so they get in my pots!! I already all most had a heart attack Saturday!! There was a big fat one in one of my flower pots.😱😱😱😱🤣

Shout out to SE Hialeah! I grew up on SE 9th Av. but I got out in 73.

Alfred, your animal porn hub? What would be the first one you released about crocodiles, the "Crock Cock"? Back in the 70s, my youngest sister had to do a report on something to do with animals. Growing up in Winter Haven and living on a lake, I used to raise Muscovy ducks and she did a report on penis paralysis with Muscovy ducks. The funny part of the story is that she was attending a Lutheran School. Needless to say, the teacher was quite taken back with her report. However, she did get an A on it.

There have been a couple of crocodiles seen in Melbourne this week.

Chill, it’s a banded water snake.

2:55 what model Mako is that?

So where's Fred when you need him?

Can you name the snake & do some hat's?!?! Lmfao

I just call them all crockagators. Lmao

Baby cuda!!!!❤️

Alfred - run my friend!!!! Get out while you still can!!! I guess the Chit Show is done forever now. LMAO dude.

We have alligators in the Tennessee river in Alabama. South of Huntsville

Come spend some time on the bayous in Louisiana and you'll have snakes falling out of the trees onto your boat.

How can I buy your merchandise? I’m in the uk

Alfred, did you ever find out what kind of snake it was?

Can a dude from Las Vegas come hang out with Alfred for one day

They say Los Angeles is crazy apparently they haven’t been to Black point Marina😂

Alfred I for get the fishing show but they would go in back waters of the upper keys and tons of large salt water crocs

The Chit Show Aquarium!

Did you know, crocodiles fart ! Now you know !

ME TOO!! I'd be on the run!! Back to RI no snakes here😎

Fifteen footer? Alfred that wasn't even a 3 footer! Lol.

Jesus,my nightmare as well....i hate snakes and yeah i wouldn't even try it bruh

No man that was a 30 footer😂🎉

@23:43 - while you are talking about the snake, something breaks the surface in the background towards the front of the left boat.

bro my wife gets snakes out of our chicken house by hand

We have big Rattlesnakes here in Texas

15 foot 🤣😂😅🤣😂😅 Now we know what lies he tells Mrs Montaner

You know those snakes hang out in same area

LOL! That snake would not hurt you!

Ok I expected to see at least a 4' snake of some kind, or maybe a stick that big poking out of the water somewhere nearby.

Tell us a small water snake. What are you talking about a 15 foot python Jesus Christ

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE HEAD ON THAT MONSTER!!! Looked closer to 18,5 feet. Your eyes must be bad.. LOL

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Water moccasin

You can’t consider PSN as Hialeah bro your killing me man

lol 🤣

I see the snake, at least it sure looks like a snake.

Snake hat coming soon 🐍 🐍 🐍

Run