Lol

Underrated comment 😂

Ikr

I actually love when there's no gooey stuff

fr

If a pan, food processor, and cutting board takes you 45 minutes to clean then you have problems.

​@@JJBigBass Bruh it's sarcasm, chill.

@@reiwakura i dont think it is actually 😂 everyone complains that his 15 minute recipies dont take 15 minutes but they do its just a skill issue

**1 minute after all was done** dang we need to cook again for dinner

@@JJBigBass no thats sarcasm (for the cleaning and eat time)

😂😂😂

I swear 15 minute recipes take me 45 minutes 😂

​@@YeaNo.Oh at least!! I'm thinking fifteen minutes to pull all the stuff out and start to cook the chicken then another fifteen to whip up/put together/make uh idk or whatever you wanna call it to what you need to do to the sauce plus the time to cut up the tomato and then another fifteen to finish up & cut chicken, then toast the wrap/tortilla too!? Because I'm like going to clean up after myself as I go along the way & there's no way I'm doing all that cooking like that in less than 45 minutes, heck I'm thinking probably at least an hour Because I'm sure I'll need to stop what will feel like 5 minutes to pause for the cause (420) but that's really probably going to take at least 15 minutes too!?!? 😅 So between probably being a bit baked, definitely having severe ADHD, and if I'm really unlucky my 11 year old asking & telling, me 8,130 things while I'm trying to do all that, so yeah flat out there's little to no way I'm getting that done in less than an hour! And besides I still think this dudes time keeping seems sus af 🤔😂🤪 15 minutes? Only if he's leaving an absolute mess idk maybe I think he seems so sus because poking smot (smoking p*t) can cause paranoid thoughts, or so they say 😅 so maybe I'm being paranoid? 😂 but I actually don't think it's me tbh! 😮😅 FYI if anyone's wondering why I'm choosing my words so carefully it's because I've had KZfaq remove my ability to comment for A FULL 24 hours before and it was torture since I don't watch any other app or use any other social media 😅 every time I went to comment it would let me type it all out then gIve me a pop-up message saying how long I had left to wait it was horrible... especially if it was something I'd typed a lot up about 😂 ugh I wouldn't wish upon many people maybe just people to torture them 😳😭

​@@danysanerd2383 bro wrote a whole paragraph

That's why mise en place is so helpful

that's how natural (not genetically modified) tomatoes look like

​@@SK-gm9ucno the fuck it isn't bro

@@brrrkicit’s just based on the type of tomato you grow or buy. If you look around, you’ll find that tons of tomatoes are ‘rippled’ like this. I think this one might be a Santorini

It's like the Simpsons episode where they said "More tomato?" "Yes please!"

Those are normal tomatoes

Days.

Weeks.

Months

Years.

Decades.

underrated comment

And when she says he lasts “15 mins”, she’s not talking about the hours of prep, or the clean-up (much like this guy).

i dont get it

@@oppenlobster a lot bigger than you thought

@@TPRM1 ohhhh makes sense now thank you

*him makes a child*

@@Eunjichoi05 even better

@@twstudios8538 🫠

@@twstudios8538 don't forget the seasoning. Raw child don't taste that good

@@Eunjichoi05 LOL

Так, и у него не получилось, всё сжёг 😄

I wanna say maybe in about 45mins to an hour😅 maybe??

He didnt do it either in 15 mins, cozz there is cleaning too

All the hand washing and the cutting board!

You don’t cook

lool

Git gud kid

skill issue

I could make that in 15 minutes.

@@lgninjalo make a vid or lie

It's a normal tomato? How tf is it a bell pepper?

it’s a buffalo tomato so it looks different (correct me if i’m wrong)

@@lhsvai youre right

@@clon1122 How the fuck is that a normal tomato? It’s a buffalo tomato

I've only seen a tomato that big once in person and someone thought it'd be funny to throw it on the ground. Not going to lie still mad about that.

Chicken and Chikan 😂

I expected a sause and sayouise lol

@@captcardwell3398 bruh same- i literally said that expecting it but he didnt

@@hi-wf9ql it's like "don't make 'em know your next move"

*toMEYtow* is American Accent *toMAto* is British

Legend

Thank you so so much!'

Don't put the pepper in beginning cause black pepper gets burnt easily.

Just fyi - he also added tahini (& parsley, although you listed it under the List of Ingredients, it isn’t listed under Sauce at the bottom) to the sauce. No biggie, just tryin to help. It was very nice of you to type it all out for everyone! ✌🏼♥️

@@gustukas glad to help 💪 having made this recipe myself I can confirm it is delicious! I recommend!

Spice II

Minecraft

Deliciousness III

Hell yeah I'd love Sweetness 100 on my food

They look scary what are farmers doing over there

@@Jimmyconway77 they just add the souls of the damned for taste and size, but its no biggie

@@combdude 😂

@@Jimmyconway77 Bro's so used to factory farm tomatoes from the grocery store he doesn't even know what a naturally grown tomato looks like

I think it's called raspberry tomato

A tomato giant

It’s a f*cking bell pepper that’s what it is

@@notljl it’s not a bell pepper. It’s a red juicy alien from outer space.

@@notljl are you American by any chance

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that's just a big buffalo tomato

@@davidc750 facts 100

A 5min walk to your next store to get the food and 15 mins to cook it. Idk how you think this takes 2h.

@@j.b422 You must be a professional/seasoned cook if you can make this dish in time... cuz i am new to cooking and it would take me way longer than 15 mins 😄

nah cuz i have only like a couple of those ingredients 😭 i don’t even have some of the seasonings he has

@@delsol__ ikr

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Bro same

I do it in 2 minutes 99 seconds

@@SK_Solomon so it takes you longer? Cause that would be 3 mins and 39 seconds 💀

@@SK_Solomon that's pretty long for a 3 minute ramen

Bro I want tomatoes like that, I had one once when I was on vacation to a different area, but they don't have anything remotely like them where I live, I have looked like everywhere

These*

We have these in Italy

@@howdoichangemyprofilepictu9839 those are called rose tomatoes. They are typical for eastern Europe during the summertime.

we usually call them 'cœur de bœuf' if it helps

When you cook for yourself, you tend to go slower since it's for you.

Similar problem for me. I consider myself pretty good at cooking. I can do medium recipes from heart and can follow advanced recipes easily. But I've got as much speed as a koala has brains.

Agh me too!!! And 2 hours to clean up afterwards 🤷🏼‍♀️

Same here

SAME

Hello fellow ruby and cat enjoyer

@@ehetenandayo2742 Mobile Legends?

@@ihide6414 yes, I'm a ruby main

This looks delicious, but there's no way it only took 15 mins

Yea 15 minutes like, do you have everything ready to go? Is your pan already hot? Do you like your chicken medium?

I expected him to say "sauce" like Harley from Epic Meal Time after that

Chican't

😂😂😂

i tried it, it's delicious.

So greek

BIIIG TOMATO

That's called 'Coeur de boeuf', it's called beef Tomatoes because they contain more meat than moisture on the inside.

Bro it's so big lmao that's too much tomato

It also caught my attention - no because of size, but rather because of absence of juice. 🤔

@@Forseti2 in N

I don't think that's dust...

You did it right. That's how dry that chicken looks.

🤣 Seems like you don’t read books that often 😂

@@oshadhiwitharana9638 I don’t even open my college books lol 😂

🤣🤣

Why? Do you think what he did here takes longer than 15 minutes? I could probably do it in 12 lol

@@nisnast cry

I wouldn't be able to gather a cutting board, knife, chicken and several seasonings in 40 secs, nevermind getting the chicken in a (miraculously already hot) pan in that time.

@@momentos2723 🤓

Same look at the stuff he does in the first minute it'd take that long just to get the ingredients out

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*_S A U C E_*

@@M0rinkashi no ketchup

Loll

It made me go heheheha in slow motion

Fring, Gus?

Haha so funny 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

Didnt even sound like it but alright 😐😐

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Baked Potato 😐

imma be studying every day if thats the book🤣

I should call her

@@georgetrevor8167 don't do it, stay strong king and don't let other chickens distract you on your way! 👑

Nah dawg ain't no way you tellin' me meat don't look like a book sheeeysh!

“When theres a hole, theres a goal 😏” -Sun Tzu

Preheat.

Induction heats extremely quickly compared to gas

Ever heard of pre-heating? You can do other things while waiting for the pan to heat up... Literally that's what you're supposed to do lol, if not you lose A LOT of time... While you wait for one thing to get done you prep others, that's basic for cooking (unless you're living off of your parents money and have all the free time in the world, that's the only way it would make sense, to have a 100% free schedule)

@@Jesus_136Yes! I have an induction and it heats up insanely fast, like 30 seconds

​@@avaf02 who hurt you as a child 💀💀

@AJ Bro... this was a wholesome comment before you commented

This is wholesome

I love this comment

Broooo you a cook? Cause i would order Your stuff righ away

Cilantro tastes like soap to me 😭

Istg 😭😂

wut

so real

Fr same in Pakistan

@@noone-literallynoone brothers. 🇮🇳🤝🇵🇰

great tips!

What kinda cheese do you use? I would have no idea

@@LachsFloete pepper jack on it was delish

You can alos use the lime juice on the chicken instead.

You legend!!! Thanks

Not my fault you can’t cook

@@Goldenroses930 💀

​@@Goldenroses930 I'm not eating any chicken that takes them 6 minutes to cook. Nah bro.

@@lorireed8046 you can literally see the chicken, its fully cooked. The whole reason he butterfly'd it was so that it would cook faster.

@@duubiousdisc You do you. I wouldn't touch it .

i swear I must be seeing things I read your comment as "the most chilli friend ever" 😂🤣😆

Dirty.

@@kardoxfabricanus7590 😂

yaeh, with tons of salt

Congratulations! Keep learning. It's so much more tastier when we add our favorite stuff in. Or or not add in.

Yeah, pretty fruit is never tasty. Tasty fruit is never pretty. Anything that's bred to look delicious or huge is generally gross. Like, Red Delicious apples USED to be tasty, but now they taste like chalk.

Do they taste the same like normal tomato 🍅?

@studyhard-tl4bx That depends on where you live, if you are used to tomatoes tasting sweet and tomato-y they taste the same except you replace the sweet taste with a mostly watery slightly sour taste and you reduce the tomato-y flavor by about 80% ^^'

@@onlyboygroups Sorry for disturbing again but what are tomato-y?? Searched in Google but found nothing

@studyhard-tl4bx I meant "tomato-like" or "the kind of flavor a tomato has"

In his channel description you can read that “he’s not a chef” 🤔

@@izulopezr yes I am informed about that,but still he is a professional

@@izulopezr 😂😂😂😂

Used to be an assistant area chef and I can tell he is highly skilled at preparing meals in a fast pace.

​@@aksharafromaksharaandaruif hes not a chef, hes not a professionel. Thats reserved for actual professionel chefs. Hes a very, very skilled cook but neither chef nor professionel

-Chicken (Black pepper is the only seasoning named) -Tomato (salt them) -Tortilla -Spicey cheese (unspecified) (Sauce) Greek yogurt Fresh Cilantro Fresh parsley Fresh garlic Tahini Lime Juice Salt Pepper

@@pickledjellybean5016 You missed a lot of seasonings...

Chicken seasonings: Salt Garlic powder Smoked paprika Black pepper Sauce: Greek yogurt Cilantro Parsley Tahini Garlic Lime juice Salt On the tortilla: Tomato Chicken The sauce Spicy cheese

@@inlandish I only heard him say black pepper, I was using the sound not sure if it said it on the screen. Thank for the corrections though ♥️

Thanks a lot you two

When he said “sauce” I genuinely expected “sus”

Jesus Loves you so much! You may not think it but there is a reason you’re seeing this. He wants you to know Him so you Two can have a Relationship.

@@supremefreshimations3477 Jesus Loves you so much! You may not think it but there is a reason you’re seeing this. He wants you to know Him so you Two can have a Relationship.

it's even worse if you know what chikan is

​@@Jesus_Loves_you2499Just out of curiosity. Where was Jesus when I lost my faith? Where was he when I spent days of my life crying out to him, begging him to give me a sign? He wasn't there. He was never there. Stop trying to pull people into a cult.

It's a KZfaq shorts video, not a freaking 10+ minutes video.

The clock follows the video even when it get cut

Yall it was a joke

I think

@@joshualanderos4732 can't be too sure out here in these comments, but probably

This actually made me chuckle 😂

That looks like a sincronizada

lmfaooo

Facts

Cierto.

Wait y'all aren't? I've been stuck there since april.

@@pissgaming420 nah I've been there for a month dude but I'd still like a tour of the freezer section

kinda feels like joshua weissman

This is what she said

Hahahahaahahha so funny “open it like a book” wow hilarious

​@@matanmor9320 bro wtf did she open

chimken

It’s the best and saddest experiences because best is the most delicious u have tasted and saddest because u may never eat it again. 💀idk why explained but yes I can relate

@@bibsbeezASMR I don't think that was that deep lol

No, I think it was😂

😏😏😏

Well there don't need to be two lies

No one cares, Pedro

​@@borisbalkan707 No, you don't care. Don't flatter yourself by thinking you can speak for the rest of us.

Thanks, I wanna try it! I can't stand cilantro so I was looking for a version without one.

How does it take you that long to cook a chicken breast?

​@@Waylander132 the sauce alone would take up most of the time

@@Gorbag01 throw some stuff in a processor and press the button for a min

jamie oliver did this thing years ago but i’m pretty sure he cleaned as he went

Take 15 mins just to get all that crap out of the pantry then put it away 😂

Zero hygiene.

@@pbond9405 I hope you dont eat outside you woud puke as soon as you saw how they make their food if you think this guy has zero hygiene

@@pbond9405 why? How? Is it because he doesn’t wear gloves?? Usually gloves are more disgusting because it’s easier to wash hands between steps than changing the gloves, it’s dangerous to use the same gloves that touched the chicken breast through the entire recipe

“Chef”

Just be sure to take a lot of prilosec or pepcid before you eat this, and have a lot of tums on hand after. Or rolaids or imodium. Overspiced foods are responsible for the obesity epidemic, and both the acid reflux epidemic, the hernia epidemic. People continue eating after they're full. All spices work like drugs on your brain, having a stronger effect than even food does. It's a nifty little brain hack. I'm not saying don't eat spices. What I am saying is don't overdo them. They cause other big problems, nkt just obesity, but obesity is a huge problem as well.

Masochist 😊

@@regionalreeferdriver10 pretty sure that has a completely different meaning

@@RottingCorpseBehindMcDonalds Nah, the base meaning is someone who enjoys or finds gratification in pain and suffering. Which fits both cases; the torture of fasting, and watching food videos while you do it. combined with the "real fun" comment. Doesn't always have a sexual meaning. Check the general definitions if you're not sure. I was just being playful btw not being insulting.

I'm literally fasting for a medical appointment today how did you KNOW