15 Minutes of Standup About Divorce & Breakups

15 Minutes of Standup About Divorce & Breakups | Netflix is a Joke

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8 ай бұрын

Comedians John Mulaney, Chelsea Handler, Iliza Shlesinger, Jo Koy, Fortune Feimster, Tom Papa, and more joke about divorce and breakups.
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@denisemcdougal6445 6 ай бұрын

Great line “ he could see the instability in my eyes “ Perfection

@Moose92411 6 ай бұрын

I’ve got to say, the women CRUSHED it on this topic. The men on this compilation were good, but man were those women on POINT!

@roadlesstraveled34 7 ай бұрын

My divorce got finalized on Valentine's Day 2020!! Best Valentine's Day I've ever had!

@wiscogirl81 7 ай бұрын

Mine was Valentines Day 2013! Cheers 🍻

@annak6537 7 ай бұрын

Is it really that bad? I’ve avoided it like the plague because I grew up with two dysfunctional adult children and none of it seemed good enough for me to repeat. I am even more taken aback by how many unhappily married people there are. I wonder what the happily married ones know that the rest do not..?

@altsam9 7 ай бұрын

@@annak6537I know a lot couples who have been married for +20 years and don't plan on divorcing but they're not happy AT ALL. The secret for these couples that never divorce is that one of them (in most cases the woman) has a very low self-esteem and 0 self respect and ends up forgetting multiple times the cheating, the emotional abuse and sometimes even physical abuse.

@longlivedemocracy756 6 ай бұрын

My ex asked me for a divorce on Valentine’s Day and then later married on Valentine’s Day. I always wonder if they are still married…😏

@akrobatik7154 6 ай бұрын

@@annak6537 that's easy! Never stop having sex regularly.

@edithmr21o 7 ай бұрын

That April chick was hilarious, "when he noticed the instability in my eyes" 😂

@annjohnson8437 6 ай бұрын

OMG ... the set about lowering your expectations was hilarious! 😂

@Rin-ig3ci 5 ай бұрын

ohhh, boy, I love that last line! "You want someone who can pick up the other end of the couch!" I think that is the perfect example of what you should look for in a marriage. You don't want someone who's going to sit there and look pretty all day, you don't want someone who's going to make someone else do everything for them (which would end up leaving you to deal with everything in the end), but you don't necessarily want someone who's exactly like you either (two people on the same end of the couch is going to be more of a drag than a success). Sometimes you'll find someone who picks up the other end of the couch but then holds you back, and other times they might push you too far and make you feel guilty about dropping the couch after you can't take it anymore. It ain't easy find the right partner. There are so many romance stories out there that show us the happily ever after, the perfect dream relationship, but they rarely ever show us what it actually means to find your match. Not the perfect person, but the person you find the greatest harmony with. Not true love, but honest love. The person who wants to see you succeed and be happy even if it doesn't necessarily include them.

@JD-dh7bk 5 ай бұрын

The young adults today want and expect too much. They think they are special. Everybody thinks they're special. And the right person for them will know how special they are and fill all the voids in their lives.. But the problem is NO ONE IS SPECIAL. And everyone needs to climb down from their high horse. And be realistic. We are all flawed. No one will 100% perfect be for anyone. And people need to willing to work on their marriage rather than running to divorce the second it gets hard. Marriage ebbs and flows. People today overthink over analyze relationships. It's ridiculous. I knew the second I saw my husband he was it for me. 2 weeks of dating we got engaged. 3 months later we got married. In March we will celebrate 28years of marriage. No our marriage isn't perfect. But he is the RIGHT person for me. *We met at a friend's house. dating apps weren't a thing. They shouldn't be a thing now.

@user-qn8hk7yx1z 5 ай бұрын

its working together and building each other up not going behinde someone and saying it to everyone and they lie and u lie and screw other people

@blutygergaming8789 5 ай бұрын

@JD-dh7bk Watch out, the Alphabet Soup Group will be burning your house down if they can figure out how to use a lighter

@JD-dh7bk 4 ай бұрын

@@blutygergaming8789 I don't know who the alphabet soup group is but I'm not worried. Lol

@blutygergaming8789 4 ай бұрын

@JD-dh7bk It's LGBTQ- whatever other letters they come up with

@annmarieknapp 7 ай бұрын

Divorced here and will NEVER get married again. Next month will be 20 years since my personal Independence Day!!

@lisaahmari7199 7 ай бұрын

35 years, here. I look around at couples and think "why?" Such an awful lot of compromise and drama for so little return." I can see why men want to marry. Even in 2023 they still get the whole deal: cook, maid, therapist, mommy. But women? No way.....we get the crap end of the deal almost every time. It's a TRAP that women are conditioned to want to fall into. The way you phrased it was perfect: Independence Day. 🎉😅

@wiscogirl81 7 ай бұрын

My 10 year divorceaversary is coming up!!! Cheers 🍻

@stinew358 6 ай бұрын

I'm glad you're happy and got out of a situation that was causing pain

@jamaljames3910 5 ай бұрын

Yall trippinl.. if you ever meet a good man. You'll see what I mean... women are Bad pickers.

@kdbee6086 5 ай бұрын

Last thing in the world I want is another old goat to take care of!

@amyjeanbelk7561 5 ай бұрын

$1000 to groom😂 that wouldn't even cover half of it😂

@shikshakshokwithjuliana4382 6 ай бұрын

I am sooooo happy it is over, 8 years of getting there, almost finished with the papers 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 it was the hardest and most painful things I ever done

@Im_who_made_you_life 7 ай бұрын

Dude was dead and farted so hard came back to life 🧬😂

@roadlesstraveled34 7 ай бұрын

My ex husband did that on a bus in Philly, it woke him up and the girl next to him goes 'DAMN WHITE BOY!' 😂

@marycline4802 4 ай бұрын

I swore after I got divorced that I would NEVER get married again….been in a relationship and living with the same man for over 2 years and both agreed we’re happy the way things are for now lol but he made me promise that the possibility is not off the table.

@robinkrieger8003 2 ай бұрын

The Hooters lady…..awesome ….

@dumaskhan 7 ай бұрын

Oh my god, "bless your heart" got a netflix special? That is awesome!

@cindyhill4864 7 ай бұрын

She has a few, love her

@dumaskhan 7 ай бұрын

@@cindyhill4864 I first saw her on Dry bar, she is a hoot!

@steamboatbill4 2 ай бұрын

lol got divorced recently. I have literally done that. Realized something lonely and depressing BUT ALSO HILARIOUS about my current situation. I also wrote down jokes while crying 😅

@kendallstark4302 7 ай бұрын

Well, if picking up the other end of couch is all it takes....😅

@igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039 7 ай бұрын

I want Chelsea Handler to be my kid's step father 😆

@laquitasmith6774 7 ай бұрын

😂

@edsmith2562 7 ай бұрын

I uesd Tom Papa's joke at the last wedding I attended. Luck would have it that I never get invited to weddings any more

@mekdesabebe5457 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@user-ph6ft8dy9g 7 ай бұрын

Chelsea and Jo Koy on the thumbnail picture tho

@alicegreene7059 7 ай бұрын

😢

@joannajung9279 7 ай бұрын

I have a iron-clad solution for all men afraid to have to talk in their 40ies to a 25 year old woman - date someone your age. No need to thank me 😊

@jccaine7522 4 ай бұрын

But then how could they start a new family and completely forget about their current children? /s

@alexlondynn4440 4 ай бұрын

@@jccaine7522this is an underrated comment

@HemantKumar-id3jg 2 ай бұрын

They just aren't attractive. Weird somebody has to point that out. Sexual attraction doesn't work that way. Your iron clad solution might as well be a date other guys. Both make just as much sense.

@brandonlantier Ай бұрын

You should tell the cougars out here the same thing, Ive seen some creepy ass old men but when women do it its just downright degrading lol.

@molefeII 7 ай бұрын

So true. Reminds me of a "Three Day Grace" song "Last To Know"

@thepinkBra1 6 ай бұрын

When a southern momma puts a period after every word... don't contradict what she's saying. Lol.

@mokneek82 7 ай бұрын

Chelsea fucking nailed it.

@zizinnnn 7 ай бұрын

tom papa & daniel sloss ❤❤❤

@denisemcdougal6445 6 ай бұрын

Tom Pappa absolutely true.

@trudy285 7 ай бұрын

I decided to watch this because this is my "golden anniversary year"! 🤭Twenty two years since my divorce after a twenty two year marriage! 🥳 .... Secretly l hope something is going to change about that.... l think ...maybe! 😁✌️❤️🦋🙏

@prakritisardana118 7 ай бұрын

Change how?

@trudy285 7 ай бұрын

@@prakritisardana118 Brightest Blessings to you. ☺️✌️

@adeho789 7 ай бұрын

Congratulations! 22 years after 22 years... Awesome you discovered this special occasion in time! May you be blessed with love! ❤

@trudy285 5 ай бұрын

@@adeho789 Thanks! 👍

@starwolf99 3 ай бұрын

I've had the strange luck of dating multiple people going through a divorce. The spectrum is very real (from amicable to acrimonious).

@phyllissowhat 21 күн бұрын

Don’t EVER date someone going through a divorce. Why would you do THAT?

@starwolf99 21 күн бұрын

@@phyllissowhat it worked. One of them became my wife of now 17 years.

@phyllissowhat 20 күн бұрын

@@starwolf99 awww. I’m sorry I sounded cynical. I’m happy for you. Here’s to many more years…

@starwolf99 20 күн бұрын

@@phyllissowhat thank you. It's cool. I will say this: you learn what NOT to do in a relationship by dating divorcees.

@starwolf99 20 күн бұрын

@phyllissowhat also, I get to have this little inside joke: "Let the record show she didn't marry an idiot...the second time around."

@hillary1161 7 ай бұрын

Jo koy nailed it

@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 2 ай бұрын

12:31 I friggin LOVE April Macie ❤

@maenad1231 7 ай бұрын

8:10 if they were the stats for the casino jackpot we’d all risk it. Finding out all the things you thought only existed in storybooks in regards to consummate love are actually true is better than hitting the jackpot ❤️

@samanthaswade7053 6 ай бұрын

This is very much an individual opinion. Everyone is different. BTW, I would never gamble

@DanaC-ne7bc 4 ай бұрын

Just hilarious

@aaronburratwood.6957 7 ай бұрын

I’ve seen Nate Bargetzi and Tom Papa live. We just saw Kathleen Madigan three weeks ago too.

@lisaahmari7199 7 ай бұрын

Lucky! Especially Nate and Kathleen.

@aaronburratwood.6957 5 ай бұрын

@@lisaahmari7199 Two weeks ago we saw Jim Gaffigan and I was kinda let down by him. The opener was actually better. A comedian by the name of Ted Alexandro, very funny guy.

@artparty222murphy9 7 ай бұрын

Lateral move . 😢😂

@torrisali2082 7 ай бұрын

it looks like it's about "who you know" to get a Netflix special. I watch career comedians who have me in tears laughing while I'm sober and wondered why they never had a Neflix special. It took Netflix forever to get Earthquake.

@janematthews9087 7 ай бұрын

Welcome to the secret of why people want to go to colleges: That piece of paper you spent 4 years studying doesn't matter so much as your drinking buddy you spent your weekends with in the frat house. The paper is a nice decoration for your parent's house, though.

@Amythstwish 7 ай бұрын

Do you have recommendations?

@lcatherineb5396 6 ай бұрын

@torrisali2082 is ur pic Thundercats???

@torrisali2082 6 ай бұрын

@@lcatherineb5396 @lcatherineb5396 Yes it is. Thanks for noticing. LAVELLE CRAWFORD (side eye @Amythstwish), One of the comedians I saw as a kid and followed joked about it.

@dilciaenid57 7 ай бұрын

On like Donkey Kong

@MervilleJr 6 ай бұрын

Funny stuff.

@107uptown 3 ай бұрын

Yeah buddy, Tom Papa’s set hits hard.

@nice2173 5 ай бұрын

Nice ❤

@hillary1161 7 ай бұрын

Seeing lots of women scarred so badly on here they were married once and never again. Lots of marriages end because men get us then act like yhey don't gaf about us🎉TRUTH

@en2336 7 ай бұрын

see I NEVER understood why men say that women initiate divorce 70% of the time like it's a knock on women...when it's just common sense that those women were treating their men right which is why the men didn't want to divorce, but the MEN weren't treating their wives right so the wives became unhappy...if women weren't treating the men right then more men would want divorces instead...

@metsfanal 7 ай бұрын

@@en2336 Lesbians get divorced at twice the rate as male-female marriages. And they give the same reasons that they blame men for: cheating, one person doing all the work, the other not paying attention to them. Seems to me women very much want to get married, they just don't want to be married.

@hillary1161 7 ай бұрын

@@en2336 ahhhh. Thank you for the nice reply. I'm sure I came off a bit blunt and angst. If you are being sarcastic, then cool, do you.

@tarsschley5771 4 ай бұрын

Or they D.V. us.

@HemantKumar-id3jg 2 ай бұрын

@@en2336 Treating them right 😂😂. No, it's because there isn't any incentive for men to divorce unlike women. Most Women globally (regardless of their income level) marry guys who earn more than them (That's a verifiable stat). A divorce would be a financial suicide for many guys so despite being miserable their incentive is to stay married. It's that simple. Your conclusion is as stupid as saying that women were happier in marriages a century ago because the divorce rates were lower. If they weren't being treated right, they would've initiated divorce more. That 70% stat just proves that women are much much more likely to end a marriage, which is true.

@NaturalHealingAlchemist 3 ай бұрын

🪩4:47😂 Me🙋🏻‍♀️I can dance but, I can’t do math 🧮 to save my life!🤣

@whoaskedforthisbs 7 ай бұрын

7:16 For the mf WIN 🏆

@cehaver 7 ай бұрын

These people sound so angry and bitter, for the most part. Mo was cute. I’m a therapist and also happily single I’m in my middle age. You don’t have to hate your spouse, jeez also fortune is just so cute.

@LillyAntiLolita-vj5zy 6 ай бұрын

Kind of terrifying that you’re a therapist but felt the need to Karen underneath a comedy compilation.

@jc3m 4 ай бұрын

@@LillyAntiLolita-vj5zydude, does Karen mean anything anymore? They’re literally just sharing a benign opinion.

@celeste3735 7 ай бұрын

I was distracted by the pants

@thinkersanonymous9106 6 ай бұрын

@annmarieknapp - did you just jinx yourself? 😮😂 just playing and for you're Independence day

@JD-dh7bk 7 ай бұрын

Im 48 if my husband left or something.. id just be alone. Dating scares me and no one wants to see me naked.

@CS-pi5oc 7 ай бұрын

Dating. Tried it. I was a buff woman. I started a Meetup singles gp. I lifted weights, blonde, smiley. Men u get…recovering alcoholics, power men who retired but still wants the power, man ruled by his adult kids, and on. The power guy met me at loc only to chg loc to where the staff knew him by name. He cried by the end of the night aft two beers. I gave up. I did set get two couples finding each other. One broke up.

@roadlesstraveled34 7 ай бұрын

My husband left after 7yrs when I was 27. We had 3 boys. Then I met someone else at 34 and had a 4th boy but after we got engaged he killed himself. I'm a figure model and finding a good guy like my fiance was is NOT POSSIBLE. Dating is for the frickin birds. I wish you many more happy years together!

@barbaramason3145 7 ай бұрын

Too funny 😂

@barbaramason3145 7 ай бұрын

@@roadlesstraveled34bless your heart 😢

@cehaver 7 ай бұрын

Someone will always want to see you naked, beautiful bodies come in all shapes and sizes❤. However dating is dumb at our age. I honestly just date casually after my 17 year relationship ended over wanting kids. It was amicable. I don’t really want another man being central in my life.

@JJK-he1xn 2 ай бұрын

You know what? Staying single for life is not a bad idea.

@zanebarrett3728 7 ай бұрын

Go Andrew Orolfo! Hell yeah dude

@shushymcsecret993 3 ай бұрын

The older country woman was surprisingly funny

@user-bv7cc4eh3o 3 ай бұрын

I agree, Leanne Morgan is one of my favorite clean comedians. Her delivery and lines are hilarious 🤣🤣

@maryd253 2 күн бұрын

April is great

@achingaster1199 18 күн бұрын

I’m either going to laugh or cry in 15 minutes

@tarsschley5771 4 ай бұрын

I saw 0 best friends sitting at their adult friends death bed in the hospital and at home if they were at home. The people there were the children, grandchildren, exes, current spouses. Just an fyi if you are putting your best friend or friends before your wife and children.

@matharobinsonsalami6364 6 ай бұрын

😂😂

@samkerr117 3 ай бұрын

Aw the first guy tho

@jaimeheard9202 7 ай бұрын

Jello

@DJ-sv7xf 3 ай бұрын

Fortune's mom and my sis are 2 of a kind. How she thinks telling me repeatedly on every phone call that she was a good girl (her husband listens on the other line - ik cringe) I mean he definitely should cop a clue by now! I just play Sgt. Schultz (I know nothing).

@jugsteve 7 ай бұрын

John Mulaney clickbait. Thumbs down

@TerroYoung 7 ай бұрын

😢❤

@jacktequila1148 7 ай бұрын

WHO'S THE BLOND LADY AT 02:41? SHE'S FUNNY AF!

@800pgm 7 ай бұрын

It's Leanne Morgan! We love her!

@francobenevento7598 Ай бұрын

The only non funny person of the group.

@minirth.maggie 19 күн бұрын

@@800pgmthank you!

@z50king29 3 ай бұрын

What does the double tap mean?

@AttilatheThrilla 7 ай бұрын

Nobody will ever have a better take on divorce than Louis CK

@K-10-limitless 7 ай бұрын

Homegirl would do great in the clubs now if she accepted her jiggle. Its IN. The jiggle has actually been in for a couple of decades now.

@LeadrynMcKrotch 7 ай бұрын

I wouldn't say a couple of decades wasn't popular in the early 2000's. I was still getting made fun of for having a big butt back then. And it was definitely thought of as a bad thing.

@Eereenah 7 ай бұрын

What is her name?

@lisaahmari7199 7 ай бұрын

❤😅

@roadlesstraveled34 7 ай бұрын

I thought the same thing!

@PoArquero 9 күн бұрын

Fuckin love ya ɓabe

@jacobhertan2680 7 ай бұрын

Fuckin koy man 😢needed that tho

@denisemcdougal6445 6 ай бұрын

Agreed

@SeeingSebastian 7 ай бұрын

😅

@user-ip6oq2ee1v 7 ай бұрын

Who is the last guy?

@natalie9884 7 ай бұрын

"Like" for others who went through *divorce* during those initial COVID days (2020 onwards). No negative comments please and thank you.

@jessicaphillips763 7 ай бұрын

On like donkey Kong 🤣 she stole that joke from me. Only I was talking about seriously hurting a very particular old man. It's not personal wade it's just business.

@GregFiore 5 ай бұрын

Who’s the woman with the accent?

@ksy4747 7 ай бұрын

Ugh. The last 2 were the worst.

@MaryBethTeaches 7 ай бұрын

I agree. Tom Papa sucks. I can’t even stand to hear his voice: if he is on WWDTM, I will turn it off.

@reginahuber 7 ай бұрын

Which pandemic?

@ankahbello1327 7 ай бұрын

Those are not the stats about marriage. Actually only about 48% end in divorce and about 30% of the people that divorce get back together. This narrative that marriages doesn't work is bs. When relationships don't work it's because the people in the relationship are messing things up. Let's just be honest about that. Marriage in itself doesn't make you break up.

@shannonclark3148 7 ай бұрын

And how many of the divorce statistics are repeat offenders?

@jenniferpatterson4964 7 ай бұрын

Hey. Just wanted to remind you…this is a comedy compilation, not a TedTalk on divorce/marriage. Not necessary to take it quite so seriously. It’s purely anecdotal, you know?

@melissasaint3283 7 ай бұрын

@@shannonclark3148this. I have a relative who is on marriage number five. No judgement on that person, they finally found a good fit! I just mean, that absolutely skews the statistics. That relative has two siblings who have each been married to their first spouses for decades.

@melissasaint3283 7 ай бұрын

@@jenniferpatterson4964But currently, there's a big cultural push to encourage young people to think both marriage and parenting are horrible to the point of being an impossible hell. They're not for everyone, and they both require work, But done right, both are some of the most joyful things in life.

@kevintinzy7335 7 ай бұрын

@@jenniferpatterson4964you already said what I was about to say. Right On. Some people don't know when to laugh.

@RicardoSkeete-xo6uw Ай бұрын

We were not together.

@echognomecal6742 7 ай бұрын

~5:10, etc. Could have done without the one who seems to like the "my pants are falling down" look. The rest was great. Tom Papa...can't go wrong

@Nowthatswhaticallsedona 7 ай бұрын

Lolol why you care so much how someone wears there pants Lmfao 🤣 just listen to the jokes

@echognomecal6742 7 ай бұрын

@@Nowthatswhaticallsedona Lolol Why do you care so much about a random person's comment? Lmfao 🤣 just listen to the jokes

@Nowthatswhaticallsedona 6 ай бұрын

@@echognomecal6742 I definitely don’t care about anybody’s choice of fashion. You posted the original comment I actually didn’t even notice it until I read your comment. It’s called a response, it’s what you do to public comments on KZfaq videos. Starting a dialogue ya know it’s what we do on the internet

@ericvidiella7497 6 ай бұрын

Depressing

@artparty222murphy9 7 ай бұрын

Go out dating in your sixties ! Get a full wax first (Brazilian ) or forget it

@rilenaveen5695 7 ай бұрын

Wow. These were painfully unfunny

@tbwatch88 7 ай бұрын

total o-fer. not ONE funny joke. punt.

@franimal86 7 ай бұрын

Have you tried anti-depressants?

@beanseason6515 7 ай бұрын

I decry your unethical practices and hereby demand that you pay your actors. And each one gets their own espresso machine and a leopard with a diamond-studded collar. You owe them that much.

@user-go2uz6jv5q 7 ай бұрын

And there money back 😢

@shushymcsecret993 3 ай бұрын

The redhead wasn't funny and taking digs at his ex is pick me behavior.