#178

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4 жыл бұрын

Reach out to Tim if you were in Skull and Bones or any secret society. On this episode, Tim and Ray discuss whether the human era is over, performing for Skull and Bones, and real Hollywood activism like Lizzo being a truther.
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@danielmccabe9899 4 жыл бұрын

“Why’d you order these zucchini fries? ...I’m not made of money.” 😂

@JeremyRKus 4 жыл бұрын

I feel super sorry for the gail

@sealevelbear 4 жыл бұрын

😆😅

@nonamenoidea9792 2 жыл бұрын

@@JeremyRKus Agreed

@thepro08 2 жыл бұрын

@@JeremyRKus because he didnt pay for .... it....? he lays good pipe ;) his a legend and he his better now anyway....

@satanwasframed5083 2 жыл бұрын

@@JeremyRKus She sounded like a wasteful freeloading lunatic

@CentralGreens 4 жыл бұрын

God Damn...I could listen to Tim doing the Ray voice for an entire episode. Ray needs to be on the podcast as much as possible.

@tarico4436 4 жыл бұрын

Agreed, mostly. However, Ray needs to slow down when he's "searching" for his next gem. Often, his next intelligible thought is interesting/funny, but. While he's hemming and hawing for the right words to express himself, it's really quite irritating. "Um, ah, ee, erm, uh," for two and three seconds is just too much. Less caffeine?

@sealevelbear 4 жыл бұрын

elemeno Ray is like a fine fungus, you learn to love it as you live with it.

@zachhoward9099 2 жыл бұрын

There’s a few compilations of him impersonating Ray and they’re hilarious

@readywerx 2 жыл бұрын

@@tarico4436 These two are soo fuckin funny together!

@MikeOcksmallClips 2 жыл бұрын

Yes! It’s not just the voice it’s what he says that’s funny. He always says some wild shit when he’s imitating Kump

@swickens930 2 жыл бұрын

After watching Tim and Ben for so long, watching these older clips with Raymond, is like watching Tim and his alter ego having a conversation with himself. It's fucking great. He even voice impersonates his own alter ego.

@bradleykyle6493 4 жыл бұрын

I imagine there's just a pool of saliva and sweat underneath Ray.

@couchman-sw6jy 4 жыл бұрын

Tim is good at creating perspective around stories other people are telling

@KingcoleIIV 3 жыл бұрын

Tim is masterful at this.

@STE41k 3 жыл бұрын

Rays rapid chuckle is probably the most endearing male laugh I have ever heard.

@AfterthoughtTV 2 жыл бұрын

I'd argue Lee Syatt but great laugh nonetheless

@ONEBALLINMYBUTT 4 жыл бұрын

Man, what a smile I get when I hear the gurgling voice of Raymond and the energy he puts into holding back his burps mid-sentence. You two are the best together. 💞

@nonamenoidea9792 2 жыл бұрын

Signs of a gold digger : 1) orders crepes at IHop 2) orders zucchini fries at Greek restaurant

@paulfroelich1024 2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the yogurt based dressing.

@leviburrell799 Жыл бұрын

@@paulfroelich1024 L

@ashleymooney Жыл бұрын

He was fonged!! She was Gary’s mistress for sure, out here Fonging the Kump

@whitecandaceowens Жыл бұрын

@@paulfroelich1024 bruh 💀

@kristopherpoulsen653 9 ай бұрын

I'll order crepes at Outback Steakhouse, BUDDY

@Scott-hh1dg 4 жыл бұрын

Life in the BIG city

@uzielbert3557 4 жыл бұрын

CHER BUM

@camiloalonso3709 3 жыл бұрын

And you ain't no where near a fucking city

@bluedragonrob1 3 ай бұрын

Ray needs a Burger King cup filled with wine.

@Nuck-Fo0bZz 2 жыл бұрын

Lol, I still crack up every time Tim uses his Ray Kump voice.

@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын

lol great comment

@paulfroelich1024 Жыл бұрын

Lishun!

@OneEyedDrummerTDHE 4 жыл бұрын

Ray calling a women out for running a 50 dollar tab is truly amazing.

@liamsmith2601 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@OneEyedDrummerTDHE 3 жыл бұрын

Unforgivable

@FirstnameLastname-tw6yt 2 жыл бұрын

3:20 Tim predicting rise of only fans.

@blakepratt5175 2 жыл бұрын

'Women' is plural, bud.

@OneEyedDrummerTDHE 2 жыл бұрын

@@blakepratt5175 word

@lukelmaooooo Жыл бұрын

nothing brings me more joy than hearing tim ranting and ray choking on his own tongue

@siddharthavicious108 3 жыл бұрын

It's nice that Cartman and Scott Malkinson got into podcasting as adults.

@pookiethepringlelord8304 2 жыл бұрын

Nailed it

@0x_Owen 9 ай бұрын

lmfaooooooo

@watermelonmanied 7 ай бұрын

Savage.

@hrtdinasaurette3020 4 ай бұрын

🎯😂😂😂

@masterprattu 2 ай бұрын

I am scott 😛👅 malkinson 👅😛 I have diabetes 👅😛

@jordanjohnson5784 3 жыл бұрын

'Id rather not get laid, than be used' --Ray. Very insightful words spoken by a genius. More men should be like this. I feel the same way! 👍🏻

@jZamora87 2 жыл бұрын

But if you're trying to just get laid aren't you using the other person?

@ivywoodxrecords Жыл бұрын

Whether you are buying her some burger king or a diamond ring, its the same trade. Pussy for goods and services. Explicit or not.

@xorealslowmd Жыл бұрын

@@jZamora87 not if sex is an equal exchange

@jZamora87 Жыл бұрын

@@xorealslowmd so you're using each other?

@xorealslowmd Жыл бұрын

@@jZamora87 if that’s the language you want to use to describe that interaction, sure.

@VicAtNyte 4 жыл бұрын

"Its not me- its you...and its ok" Greatest breakup line ever.

@daltonbradford6335 4 жыл бұрын

I think the only one funnier than Ray is Tim impression of ray .

@dp9362 4 жыл бұрын

This is chemistry right here

@michaeljohnson8329 4 жыл бұрын

Tim, I'm a farmer. I'd like to offer my services as Agricultural Advisor in your postapocalyptic administration

@elpusegato 3 жыл бұрын

Tim is the most important broadcaster of our generation

@TonsMoreCowbell 4 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite episode ever. Lizzo thanking larry Silverstein for saying "pull it" audibly is god level

@georgimihalkov4781 4 жыл бұрын

Ray: I want to be a cam girl. Tim: I want you to be a cam girl!

@Noisa 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Ray just sounds big

@maeveb6951 3 жыл бұрын

Tim: This is like the circus when you could hit the animals. When things ran efficiently. Ray: You wanna stick things in us!?!

@dubtechnosessions3161 4 жыл бұрын

"Ya Gaddafi thought he was smart to!" Ray is a true american treasure lol

@brianjones4245 4 жыл бұрын

too. He is a legend!

@sealevelbear 4 жыл бұрын

TEN INCH TAINT Speech impediment, he mentions it occasionally.

@podespault 11 ай бұрын

3 years later we see how successful keto was for Tim & Ray

@neithersidenews2820 4 жыл бұрын

Love your podcast! I love hearing your unique perspective on everything under the sun. Ray's a great guest, i always enjoy you guys discussing topics.

@riglodawnstar41 3 жыл бұрын

These two are a beautiful team. You can tell they are really close so it makes it better.

@amcdavey 4 жыл бұрын

Ray gives me even more motivation to work out. I don’t want to end up like him!

@nonamenoidea9792 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao!! Best of luck on your journey man

@chickennuggetscoon6900 2 жыл бұрын

Ray sounds like a water fountain. Or if a walrus could talk it would be ray

@ai24980 3 жыл бұрын

"I don't want to make this my whole identity because then I'm in a position where I'm forced to cosign all these other things I don't agree with" - wow, I've been looking for these words, thank you Tim

@jakeoutrider7644 2 жыл бұрын

amen!

@benjamingentile1660 4 жыл бұрын

I think Ray is dumb 90% of the time but then he’ll drop an incredible idea like “what can art do in a world with no taboos” DAMN

@benjamingentile1660 4 жыл бұрын

Joe Stanley dumb may have been too strong of a word, I meant more silly or over-opinionated to the point where he loses the thread of the bigger issues he’s talking about.

@bendoever9353 3 жыл бұрын

He’s a woke princess

@nickleon58 2 жыл бұрын

1:15:00 time stamping this so I can hear truther Lizzo whenever I want

@ChrisG-sn2ru 4 жыл бұрын

We got a picture of stallin on the wall. "you got a friend in me" lol

@mastersenseiplatinum 2 жыл бұрын

wow glad i came across this episode this is a topic ive been highly interested in myself! good chat ray and tiny timy

@kmahal711 4 жыл бұрын

The only podcast I’d consider pausing ufc for

@SunMetal666 4 жыл бұрын

Kyle Mahalchik watching it right now too, 👍🏻

@bgillett72 4 жыл бұрын

Dude hahah just muted ufc

@brianjones4245 4 жыл бұрын

Tough choice right there. Tim and Ray are a great combination.

@BeastieRaj 3 жыл бұрын

Greatest Duo in podcast history

@jflanagan9696 Жыл бұрын

Rays voice is the only impression that Tim can reliably do every time.

@BrooklynTalent 3 жыл бұрын

@33:40 Tim turns into Nostradamus and predicts 2020. It’s Dec’2020 and he’s spot on

@DREWSLENS 4 жыл бұрын

Im unsubscribing if you dont buy Ray a camgirl show.... 😤😤

@DREWSLENS 4 жыл бұрын

Ignore this I think I died by the time I got to zucchini fries....

@matthewrillera224 3 жыл бұрын

Raymond just wants to be glamorous

@Lsardanelli 4 жыл бұрын

I love when Ray is on!

@beazy2667 4 жыл бұрын

Dude i havent laughed this hard all year! This the pod cast of the year! I love you Tim, after all year of watching everything u post. im finally gonna sub. I love you.

@Jjjjjaykayyy Жыл бұрын

Hey Tim, great episode and great manscaped advertisement, loved the advice about whipping it out at my job! Much love from prison

@sealevelbear 4 жыл бұрын

When the conversation got serious, I was with Ray 100%

@cointelpromusic6375 3 жыл бұрын

always love tim and ray together

@shotgunweddinghq 4 жыл бұрын

You should add a new tier to the Patreon, $5 will get you the Paddock experience

@gabrielsilvas692 3 жыл бұрын

This was a badass podcast one of the old ones i never got too hellyeah good shit

@marcwhite3087 2 жыл бұрын

I listen to Tim in headphones as I fall asleep! Perfect!

@gracejenson 4 жыл бұрын

This shall be good.

@Fabian080690 3 жыл бұрын

"So she was trying to figure out what type of man you were...in the IHOP"

@chanic4621 4 жыл бұрын

Let me in the cult Tim. I can dig wells... also holes

@PonchoNOS 2 жыл бұрын

8:10 lmao best ray story with tim dillon addition

@ezaleasvlogs 4 жыл бұрын

I need your podcast every week

@thomasnowak7891 2 жыл бұрын

tim dillon as ray kump is some of the best comedy out there

@cloudartbykristen7935 3 жыл бұрын

Ray's voice is the looney toons rooster 🐓

@conceptflow 4 жыл бұрын

43:00+ is HILARIOUS

@Mrkevi123 3 жыл бұрын

Ray Kump impersonating Ray Kump @42:25

@timotea7501 3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahha

@user-ho8br1cw8c 3 жыл бұрын

This was a very entertaining episode.

@BlazRa 2 жыл бұрын

I relisten all the time

@SavageAudits 4 жыл бұрын

New subscriber, here. This was cool.

@sealevelbear 4 жыл бұрын

It is all gold.

@Goofmaxxin 3 жыл бұрын

Your late, get out

@daisygonzalez2020 4 жыл бұрын

I imagine Ray's girl is Dee Reynolds xD

@danielmccabe9899 4 жыл бұрын

Dale Carnegie??? I think Ray means Andrew Carnegie. Lol. 😂

@JamesSmith-cn8dh 4 жыл бұрын

Dale Carnegie is an author of a range of books on how to be a leader

@sealevelbear 4 жыл бұрын

😅 He got 50% of the name right 😆

@beowulfCG 4 жыл бұрын

nope...he meant Dale

@HollerLogs 3 жыл бұрын

winfluencer

@grimly105 4 жыл бұрын

No sex and paying for everything she eats...? Sounds like a normal marriage to me.

@MrMAgoo-cb4wz 4 жыл бұрын

grimly105 hell yeah brother

@tarico4436 4 жыл бұрын

36 years old, skinny, blonde. Clearly, she knows she's hit "the wall," and she's cashing in left and right, any way she can, dating men just for the free meals, all the while she's thinking that just a few years earlier, these loosers would have been two and three points beneath her on the SMV scale. She's mad that she can no longer date wealthy men, and so she takes out her anger on average men who can afford fast food.

@grimly105 4 жыл бұрын

@@tarico4436 yeah like I said, a normal marriage.

@BalotelliFan713 4 жыл бұрын

Ugh. The "typical" marriage nonsense. Some of us are doing it right and f**king every night. Sorry for you schlups

@grimly105 4 жыл бұрын

@@BalotelliFan713 lol damn bro, just a joke chill.

@iamshaman 4 жыл бұрын

Oh thank you! So happy this was posted

@brianjones4245 4 жыл бұрын

Me too! Tim and Ray are hilarious.

@halfwaydead7087 4 жыл бұрын

Pee on my face

@unownnnn 3 жыл бұрын

One of my favourite episodes

@mrsneed420 4 жыл бұрын

If there’s all these mock sacrifices.... who’s doing the real sacrifices?

@Aiur 4 жыл бұрын

*Where success starts and continues*

@kylesanders8276 2 жыл бұрын

1:14 Tim, you know us too well. I was doing this very thing as you said that. It's completely unrelated and it's nothing personal. I'm listening, please continue...

@businessbuilder92 4 жыл бұрын

Not super city as in the jetsons! Lmaoooooo

@jupiterheals1462 3 жыл бұрын

“Are they hoping diseases spread” at 1:40 talking about why the mass public is useless and maybe they want to kill us all - right before Tim basically talks about the ushering in the age of Aquarius - in a general discussion of the cyclical mythological nature of human existence wtf how can this be so great and so funny at the same time

@Shikhar_ 2 жыл бұрын

I was so looking for this comment as soon as I heard it (1:42:20) from Ray K.

@cid3384 4 жыл бұрын

Dillon and Mullen should do a pod

@joben315 3 жыл бұрын

We need more tim and ray episodes

@HollerLogs 4 жыл бұрын

Love Ray.. love Tim

@bgillett72 4 жыл бұрын

But Hey That’s life in the BIG CITY!!

@GG_11_11 4 жыл бұрын

The video would be good even filming it on your couch or a kitchen table!

@ivywoodxrecords 8 ай бұрын

God this is so classic man I remember listening to this when I was working a HELL job cleaning the Minnesota Twins stadium after baseball games, the shift was like 10:30pm to 4am and it was a bunch of felons working with me, the "manager" was some loser yelling at us, Had to pick up garbage from the stands all night old hot dogs, milkshakes, pop corn that stuff. But I remember listening to this episode in my earbuds and looking up at the stars in the night sky and just yeah man. It was late august there was like allmost a chill in the air but not really. Ya man. I just remember that and this episode. Weird times.

@SuperAdam1313 4 жыл бұрын

Ray needs to get the part of Sargent Shultz in the remake of Hogan's Heros

@rustygoldentv4049 2 жыл бұрын

I'm now a Patreon member. Kump and Dillon episodes rule!

@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын

yep. totally true

@hellworld3000 4 жыл бұрын

yessssss ray ep

@P.Aether 4 жыл бұрын

These ads are like comedy specials

@emstacks1499 4 жыл бұрын

ALL HAIL THE KUMP!!

@codytuggle1636 2 жыл бұрын

"Robert kerusaki" absolutely nailed it Ray.

@JeremyRKus 4 жыл бұрын

Ray is good for me dilllon to bounce insults off of

@Wyzd_95 4 жыл бұрын

Ray to Tim is like Bobby Kelly to Colin Quinn

@andersengreen6081 4 жыл бұрын

Ray’s body is good to bounce anything off of

@GiffysChannel 4 жыл бұрын

1:17:37 I need to know what interview you're talking about where Doja Cat talks about the Annunaki xD

@sealevelbear 4 жыл бұрын

Let me know if you find out as well!

@GiffysChannel 4 жыл бұрын

@@sealevelbear 😁👍

@larrydigby1818 3 жыл бұрын

Please please we need Tim and Ray pod back

@kidsister316 4 жыл бұрын

"Aawwll the information iz therr!" tim dillon i hope you know that you are gold! never give up u are bound to something great similar to what happened to Stanhope. so appreciating your xmas pods thx for keeping it real and spreading the truth happy yuletime

@trfrecs6597 3 жыл бұрын

The death of irony- heady stuff, good talk

@a1tony170 2 жыл бұрын

Scary how relevant many of these topics are today. Lack of maintenance of services has really taken a toll.

@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын

agreed. 1000% true dude

@TheRealChrisTravis 2 жыл бұрын

This episode is so underrated

@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын

indeed. 1000% accurate

@holden3 2 жыл бұрын

All of us Tim fans should shoot over to Kumps podcast And subscribe give him the "Rogan effect "

@erikbrowning5997 4 жыл бұрын

Lots of foreshadowing and predictions came true in this episode

@Vincentl2189 4 жыл бұрын

Cant wait for that studio in Florida

@MrMAgoo-cb4wz 4 жыл бұрын

Florida has no state income tax

@sealevelbear 4 жыл бұрын

Mid-to-North, West coast Florida is perfect for Tim. Not super costly, warm most of the year, and like Texas, no State income tax.

@jlea 3 жыл бұрын

31:50 Lol funny hearing this

@Mark_Ocain 2 жыл бұрын

Zucchini fries?... He didn't go into how she was discovered sometime later in a shallow grave somewhere LOL

@joben315 3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit this aged well

@William2Firearms 2 ай бұрын

Holy aged this shit well

@babyfactory587 2 жыл бұрын

tim dillion admitting he read harry potter, glimpse at his age. ooo vonnegut as well

@oscarvelasquez3308 3 жыл бұрын

Listening in May 2021. And now people from California and New York are swarming Montana.

@a.puente7831 3 жыл бұрын

If Bobcat Goldthwait and Opie from family guy gave speaking lessons Ray Lump would be the valedictorian.

@camsherr5590 4 жыл бұрын

Haha awe this is awesome!!

@benjamingentile1660 4 жыл бұрын

...LISTNE TO ME

@tylerhoffman570 2 жыл бұрын

My God man this literally has had me dying laughing harder than that time I saw Steve-O on MTV cribs and for no reason he put tobasco sauce in his eye and then proceeded to suffer through the rest of his like 10 minute spot with his eye looking like he borrowed it from Sammy Davis Jr. So in short bravo good sir bra fucking vo.