Hello this is Ben. I had to edit out the first segment from Bill and Hill's Last Kill because it got flagged for copyright over that Fleetwood Mac song. If you want to hear it, you're in luck, because it's still on Apple, Spotify etc. Here's the order of the episodes I pulled and links: Bonus #001 - Bill and Hill's Last Kill www.patreon.com/posts/29241441 Bonus #006 - Put It On The Ham www.patreon.com/posts/30227128 Bonus #007 - Beverly Hill's Cop www.patreon.com/posts/30418876 Bonus #026 - Steyer Stan www.patreon.com/posts/33958510 Bonus #027 - Live From Toronto www.patreon.com/posts/34149072 Bonus #008 - It's A Vibe - www.patreon.com/posts/30608806

"Ben grew up in Texas, in a bag of Fritos." I died laughing at that 🤣

Thanks Ben. I'm poor and need this.

Tim flexin‘ on that beat in the end is better than every Netflix special.

In this episode, I began to realize Tim is just the grown up version of Eric Cartman who is probably on zoloft and Seroquel to reign him in just a lil, just enough.

Ray always sounds like he burnt his tongue before the show

I fell out of my chair laughing at that rap at the end😂😂😂

Spent all day with fam..now I'm alone I get to deny 9/11 as much as I'd like

Any one else having a Tim Dillon Podcast marathon?

That flow at the end is lowkey fire🔥

Tim has to freestyle again. at least once every 6 months we need a rap from him

Freestyle after every show! I cry laughing at least once during every episode.

1:20:20 *This is what you came for*

When you listen to tim rapping/singing at the end. Its actually not to bad 😂😂 Funny how he actually flows pretty well at some points 😮

At first I doubted the clip show being worth it. But this had me as soon as the Jamaican guys said "put it on the ham! Put it on the ham!" And then closing with the rap was amazing

The part that had to be cut out is the best comedy in this decade. I was chopping timber today and nearly cut my foot off laughing. It should be a warning before every episode "Do not operate heavy machinery under the influence of this podcast, or do so only after consulting your doctor."

“I wasn’t in good mood. I had fallen a bunch times that day in dance.” Can we stop and dissect that for a moment? 😂

That rap was super fireee tho. Like a Kendrick Lamar and Immortal Technique combo.. Lol

The Callen shoutout ~35:00 is my favorite moment. Love you guys.

“I wish I was just fuckin crazy rich... but instead I’m a creative genius, FUCK! Now we’re in a cul-de-sac and it’s a dead end. There are several Mexicans and they are all looking at me and Ben because they know we are not the type of white that belongs here”. LMAOO 😂💀 Hey Tim you actually do have your own stunning estate and a Range Rover now. I know you’ve been at this awhile and working hard, but look what you did in just the past 2 years, it’s incredible how much growth/popularity you made. Keep on moving up, you’re one of my Top 5 favorite comedians. I can’t wait until the day until you hit that 1 million subscribers, because you’re someone that actually deserves it instead of these dumb ass prank and lifestyle channels that get millions of views for garbage content. Meanwhile you can talk and riff off of pretty much any topic and have me cracking up the whole time, all while giving me some news and good information! 👍🏼

Tim and joey diaz tour bus i need tickets

Call the cops, I'm pretty sure I heard a beat get murdered at the end of this lmfao

Honestly, Tim Dillon's take on revamping the healthcare industry is actually really on-point. It has a lot more foresight than most people's.

Ben is the shit, the magic behind the show

Ben seems like a genuinely nice guy

This the exit row , of patreon episodes. We get to pretend we’re not filth! I appreciate that

That's how they get ya. Can't get ahead.

Tim is a goddamn comedic genius. The Meghan McCain & Greta Thornburg stuff was so funny. Keep it up Tim, you do great work.

34:50 "Sorry Bryan Callen" Get 'em Timmy!

I WANT MY ICE CREAM TO TASTE LIKE GRAVEL

ITS A VIBE FAVORITE SONG OF 2020 SO FAR

In relation 'America's Diner' segment: The source of America's sugar is its close neighbor and preferred trading partner who also happens to be the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere - Haiti. Turns out Cane does not hack itself down in the stifling tropical heat there or in the Dominican, so the indentured do it for dollars a day, many eating dried mud pies to fill their stomachs so gluttons just to the north can have cheap 2000 calorie breakfasts. God Bless America.

That freestyle at the end though

Tigerbelly stopped doing patreons last year. Through Joe Rogan and Tin Foil hat I found this podcast and the great Tim Dillion. If Bobby Lee doesn't want my money, I have no choice but to give it to Tim.

“She used to drink clam chowder & stare at the rain, she was a cat like woman very pensive” I love the way he shits on people

fwiw the patreon is very worth the $5, some of the achieved episodes with Ray are incredible

Tim Dillon, most knowledgable comic?

that healthcare bid nearly killed me

Tim I have 5 people lined up ready to buy Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon, WHERE ARE THEY?

I farted and it scared me but this is kind of making me feel safe again in a funny way. Thabks

bro that fuckin rap murdered me

Dude, Tim's take and explanation on American healthcare is hauntingly hilarious. You are the funniest human bro, we love u.

It saddens me to know I'm already 2 years late to the party.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “SEE ME @ A SUNSET “

Timmy D. was really spittin...

Wow I’ve never patreon’d before but I looked at Tim’s page and he’s got 13,000 people giving him 70grand+ a month. Amazing, good for him, much respect. This is the future. Find a way to bring value to people and you can be successful without a big corporation backing you. 1000 true fans is all you need. The 21st century will be the century of the individual.

Ben is the GOAT for posting this. Thanks you constant, silent co-star!

I am poor and therefore feel bullied dy this.

Omg it's DJ Baby Kump

The segment on national healthcare and restaurant menu items reminds me of a dumb gross out game a friend and I used to play. Who could out-gross who by completing the phrase, "I know what would hit the spot..." We'd each take turns offering disgusting food combinations like, "...a nice cold Big Red soda with some pink Hostess SnoBalls" or "...an Enchurrito with the pool of red grease glistening on top with a hot French Vanilla cream coffee." Those menu items don't sound so different.

I can't wait for Tim's first rap album. I'm going to cover it in that steak sauce we're all waiting for...

I’m addicted to tim like Denny’s

That song at the end was the icing on the cake 😂

Love that it ends with It's A Vibe. 🤘🏽

39:54 is an amazing bit

Is this missing 20 mins,as a patreon this makes me feel robbed, but hey I guess that's just life in the big city

The last clip was easily the best

Omfg Tim make more tracks please holy shit that was funny

eatin' a baby; it's a vibe

Absolute flamez

You actual hero, all they folks who paid cant be happy. As a relatively poor fan I'm happy.

The 1,000 calorie meal is their diet offering. 😂

Listening to Ray Kump makes my feet hurt from early onset stage 2 diabetes!

31:31 Anil Agarwal 1:20:30 Tim becomes J. Cole

Freestyle was Fire tho 🔥 You need to add some Funk Flex Bombs 💣 over that lol

Thank You.

Once I started reading food labels and found out how commercial hamburger patties were made I changed my eating habits. I rarely eat out.

Ray and Tim have such good synergy.

this comp sounds like a Tim Dillon remembrance...

EVERYTHING Tim says is correct. In fact, they are leaps and bounds ahead of us. Become familiar with the Memetic Warfare that is going to try to shape the Zeitgeist through social engineering. 'Hegelian Problem Dialectic'.

Tim, you remind me of my aunt Lola Barba a lesbian Madam that owned a brothel in Guadalajara Mexico in the 80s she was a natural comedian every time she spoke.

Right on about food and health! I lost 75 pounds over a 2 year period by first quitting alcohol( 2-3 glasses red wine every night), then gluten, then sugar and since the beginning of this year, meat. I eat lots of fruits, veggies, fish, oats, nuts, dates, brown rice, potatoes,beans,salads, feta cheese, rice noodles, fresh juices and smoothies etc. I've had health issues in the past. I went to many doctors who could do little other than prescribe medication or suggest surgery. I decided to see if there were any other options. I had acid reflux and a horrible stomach pain. My doctor prescribed Prevacid and it worked for awhile and then did not. The pain was so bad that I ended up in the Emergency Room. They took out my gallbladder. After the pain meds wore off the pain came back. Turns out the pain was coming from something else. This was at the dawn of the internet and I found an obscure article about cabbage juice curing ulcers.I thought that's just crazy. So crazy that it just might work! I did a 7 day cabbage juice fast( 1/4 cabbage juiced 4 times a day for one week). On day 2 the pain stopped, never to return. It tastes horrible, I will not lie. I have heard that green apple and aloe vera juice also can help. A few years later I started having horrible hives (Uticaria) where 3 to 4 times a week I broke out in red hives all over my body after eating and felt like I was on fire. My doctor said "there is no cure, you just have to live with it." Benadryl helped but it would put me to sleep. I got sick of that and remembered that juice had cured me once and I believed it could do it again. I cured this by another juice fast (apple/celery/carrot 3 times a day for 7 days) My News Years Resolution was to quit meat. After quitting meat, my blood pressure went from 160/100 to 120/74. I had no idea quitting meat would lower it! I am sure it is the meat because that is the only thing I changed. I cheat about once a week and have wine or beer on special occasions. So in summary, changes in my diet resulted in no more ulcer, no more acid refulx, no more hives, normal blood pressure and a 75 pound weight loss. A great resource for all kinds of natural cures is Earth Clinic online, with real people telling about their own experiences ( spoiler alert ! Apple Cider Vinegar cures everything!)

i already payed for this you malaka there better be another episode being published this week

Tim Dillon and Gordan Ramsey needs to happen.

PUT IT ON THE HAM

I want the bedcast back

I was thinking about how rare it is for someone to be really good at improv & the same for political comedy. This dude is doing political improv and killing it like a man possessed. He is a force of nature. Give him a mic and get out of the way.

I laughed so fuckin hard at the rap segment

Its a Vibe

Put it on the ham - Tim J. Dillon

PUT IT ON THE HAMM

Holy sh_t ur killing me tim. u went triple platinum on that rhyme.

I miss ya tim

I'll eat whatever you put on the table Daddy. Where are my jewels Tim?

LOL @ Ending freestyle

That freestyle tho

Around 28:00 everything he says rings true about One Hyde Park.

omfg that rap song at the end AHHAHAHAHAHHA

Get Ready for the Godly lyrics of "Tim Dillion" starting @1:19:49 ❤‍🔥👏🎶

All of us who don’t live in front of a camera or in the public eye live who we are!

I feel what Tim was saying about the eating because that's all you have, in the last few years of my dads life my parents + my brother who still lived at home, would eat a desert after every dinner, my mum later said it was because it was the only thing good goin on.

Tim, thank you. You will be a superstar. Funniest dude I've heard in a long time. And its natural for you.

“Put it on the Ham!”

Only $5 a month, good deal. Thanks. Is that Ghislaine behind you?

Dude the fucking fire freestyle at 1:20:00 that was hilarious

Please post the song at the end stand alone, i needs it

I need an album release immediately

put it on the ham

it's a vibe

i was following along on the carls jr website lol. youre right, couldnt get some of the calories to show or get the item to add to the nutrition calculator. definite conspiracy