19 Things Apple Users Never Say

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10 күн бұрын

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@wizmanballin8498 8 күн бұрын

"You know? They're right! 8GB's of RAM is not enough. It's "more" than enough!"🤣

@JimAllen-Persona 8 күн бұрын

8GB of ram is easily consumed by about 30 open chrome tabs. That’s why I just replaced my MBP with an MBA w/24 GB of ram. You can always add external storage.. there is no external RAM.

@Hardcore_Remixer 8 күн бұрын

@@JimAllen-Persona You know there are tab sleeper extensions to help with that, right? And serious plug and play browsers like Brave come with a built in one. 50 open tabs out of which only 7 active ones. 700 MB of RAM on Windows.

@wizmanballin8498 8 күн бұрын

@@Hardcore_Remixer I use Brave exclusively now.

@FindecanorNotGmail 8 күн бұрын

Am I the only one who think that the world of computing is in a sad state when people feel they have to upgrade to a whole new computer to run a web browser? ...

@Rajala1404-dp9ps 8 күн бұрын

@@JimAllen-PersonaFor "Professional" wirk 8GB Ram is nothing

@Psycandy 8 күн бұрын

"that was cheap" "what a bargain" "value for money" "can be fixed" "never struggles, ever"

@deanchur 8 күн бұрын

"Touchscreens on a laptop is so stupid" *Apple puts a touchscreen on their laptop* "You know I'm so glad Apple came up with the idea to put a touchscreen on a laptop, it makes scrolling through documents so much easier"

@pretty_bored 4 күн бұрын

Touch screen on laptops is just useless You know there’s a trackpad/touchpad or whatever the fuck you call it for scrolling It’s an ergonomic nightmare to reach up and shit

@Ninnjette- 3 күн бұрын

@@pretty_boredWhat? lol It’s simple, and it’s faster just to touch the screen lol

@MadScienTEST 17 сағат бұрын

@@pretty_bored Those trackpads are a carpel tunnel nightmare. I can run circles around co workers when I use my surface with touch and they are over there trying to fiddle with that stupid trackpad. Apple is so dumb for not putting touch on laptops. In fact they are going the opposite.....The settings screen on a mac now resembles the setting screen on an iphone/ipad yet you cant scroll with your finger. WTF? Apple is way past due to put a full MacOS on an ipad and bring touch to a laptop.

@mattb9664 7 күн бұрын

"I'll just install a new SSD!- should be simple enough...."😂😂😂😂😂😂

@FoxBlocksHere 8 күн бұрын

"They aren't poor, they're just stupid" and the repair mishap clip got me. lol

@Blazing_Ninja 8 күн бұрын

“Our phones have been folding LONG before theirs, it’s just the on purpose part that we have a little trouble with” 😂😂

@SaitamaLite 8 күн бұрын

I'll never buy an apple product again, I’ll pre-order 😂🤣

@JimAllen-Persona 8 күн бұрын

I had to. Only way to get 24 GB ram on an MBA 😂

@cjeelde 8 күн бұрын

This is why we have Pay Apple and Pay Bill 😂😂

@markh.6687 8 күн бұрын

"user-replaceable batteries?!" (picture of people laughing hysterically)

@FrotLopOfficial 8 күн бұрын

Things Apple users never say: iPad calculator? Who the hell needs that when you can just download an ad infested calculator app

@Zomboy4313 8 күн бұрын

iOS 18 has calc

@FrotLopOfficial 8 күн бұрын

@@Zomboy4313 I know, I watched the event

@Zomboy4313 8 күн бұрын

@@FrotLopOfficial Ok

@savagepro9060 8 күн бұрын

calculator is now there, can solve math problems from your handwritten inputs

@Layput 8 күн бұрын

apple apps do not have ads.

@ElDood-hq1mw 7 күн бұрын

"When they say 'One more thing' at the event, my dongle gets stiffer" this got me going 😂😂

@robertkerr4199 7 күн бұрын

Tim Cook won't stop until you're consuming an Apple a day.

@kezyka6775 3 күн бұрын

What, you can't even afford TWO apples a day?! smh my head

@stormglass2882 6 күн бұрын

2:25 Was smiling all the time, but Chonky Yves broke me. 🤣

@savagepro9060 8 күн бұрын

THREE things Apple Users Never Say -----> Backspace Key, FM Radio, and BIOS

@NCHLTII 8 күн бұрын

I don't get this one EDIT: I do now, but I still call it backspace

@mzr9710 8 күн бұрын

i have one, its in the scandinavian layout. but i’ve heard delete works the same way

@NCHLTII 8 күн бұрын

@@mzr9710 My apple magic keyboard simply has an icon on the backspace/delete key. I am English, probably a thing on older apple keyboards since my 2011 laptop has "delete"

@savagepro9060 8 күн бұрын

@@mzr9710 delete with fn

@earthling_parth 8 күн бұрын

What in tarnation??!! 5001th reason not to buy a macbook

@GadgetsArise 8 күн бұрын

If you're rich enough to buy an Apple product, then you must be rich enough to pay extra for more RAM or storage 😂

@incremental_failure 8 күн бұрын

"Money doesn't mean much to me" said the iPhone user struggling to make his next rent payment.

@fidelisitor8953 8 күн бұрын

Ironically, that's something they actually say to justify Apple's ridiculous scandal.

@TheWayabo 8 күн бұрын

I don't use apple products to fill a void in my life

@donaldduck5731 8 күн бұрын

8GB of RAM on my Raspberry PI is totally perfect, can't see why MAC users are grumbling about needing more.

@coffeehound4935 4 күн бұрын

0:03 As a technician that works on a lot of Apple devices, the amount of people that actually think they can add more RAM to a MacBook is... sad

@randomdudeface 8 күн бұрын

This sounds like things Apple useres _do_ say.

@ghotyolocanisyn2880 8 күн бұрын

But the title says they don’t say them 😁

@UnixPerdunix 8 күн бұрын

That's how basically Fapple works 🤣

@fredrickbambino 8 күн бұрын

Another thing, l love playing games on this!

@Dann.y 8 күн бұрын

I miss the series. Thanks for bringing this back

@henrysam333 5 күн бұрын

😂 “I will never buy an Apple product again…I will pre order”🤣

@hyattonwyattboys 7 күн бұрын

My favorite Apple cope is "It doesn't matter that (insert product here) had them first, Apple waits to smooth it out and perfect it." seriously never seen such delirium from a single group of people SonyPony's: *Hold my beer*

@FritzVanZyl 8 күн бұрын

Yes, I would like to do the update right in the middle of what I was doing 😂

@user-ow1fw3tv2w 8 күн бұрын

I laughed so hard on this

@FritzVanZyl 8 күн бұрын

@@user-ow1fw3tv2w me tooo

@Pyrazahn 6 күн бұрын

At least that popup gives you the choice. What's even worse is: Oh I see you decided against reboot/shutdown but instead put your pc in hibernate. So let me automatically boot your pc while you're sleeping, install windows updates and then force a reboot. Because clearly the reason why you picked hibernate cannot be that you had important files open that you wanted to continue working on the next day.

@TheThreatenedSwan 8 күн бұрын

The iPhone cult is too strong

@aungthuhein007 7 күн бұрын

0:53 Couldn't keep watching the video after you said, "I'm always jealous of the Windows machines and how they're all in a state of some sort of turning off or something." 🤣🤣🤣

@jessemarooplaysofficial 8 күн бұрын

“[insert upgrade here] should be simple” got me laughing😂

@cheesium238 8 күн бұрын

Jony Ive went full Big Chungus

@einsteinalbert8372 8 күн бұрын

Last time I was this early Sam tucker was interviewing for Apple and Microsoft and million other companies at the same time.

@VasilisZi 8 күн бұрын

My M1 MacBook Air has all the ports I need!

@GoogleUser-en9dh 8 күн бұрын

8 GB is not enough now even for windows. But window sell 16 GB for half the price.

@robertsteel3563 7 күн бұрын

2:27 Petition to rename the "Mac Studio", to the "Mac Chonk!"

@bigalonBitstrips 6 күн бұрын

"I'll never buy another Apple product again!" ... "I'll preorder it!" 😂

@einsteinalbert8372 8 күн бұрын

Love your work sir!

@GameBacardi 8 күн бұрын

Windows 8 was windows great :D

@Spoonfed78 8 күн бұрын

*I don't have A.S.S (Apple Stockholm Syndrome), I choose to be locked in the basement and know my deranged partner cares about me and my privacy "

@Prizm44 8 күн бұрын

"My storage is filling up... I won't uninstall unused apps, or delete gigs of redundant photos and videos I took but was too lazy to remove afterwards... I'll just buy a new device with twice the storage!"

@carterstach6034 7 күн бұрын

2:40 This had me dying laughing 😂😂

@borekminer 7 күн бұрын

i always find it funny how theres tutorials on how to get into the apple ecosystem its like someone being trapped in a pit yelling at those above them to come down too

@ketanvaghela7001 4 күн бұрын

the touchscreens part got me good 😂

@iSTEFIXi 8 күн бұрын

Im really glad Sam got yt algorithm going for him ❤

@nicksrandomness8116 7 күн бұрын

Lmao half the PCs at the store are almost always broken. Thats hilarious.

@RyuShinkuuHadoken 8 күн бұрын

"Should be simple" 😂😂😂

@timothyvandyke9511 7 күн бұрын

RIP Wife’s laptop 🪦

@sohanthkumar6170 8 күн бұрын

One thing they never ever say is they are trapped by Apple because they don't know that they are trapped

@prilliant4939 8 күн бұрын

You are ssssoooo smaaart!

@JimAllen-Persona 8 күн бұрын

Not true… I know I’m trapped. Well, not really but the cost in time to get out > the time I’m willing to put into it at this moment.

@ToPa627 8 күн бұрын

I feel like that could only be true if it came from someone who are unbiased, like AI. Edit: You are kind of right, heres what ChatGPT said, "No, it's not universally true. Some Apple users might feel trapped, while others enjoy the ecosystem and don't feel restricted."

@iseptimus 8 күн бұрын

Oh f**k off enlightened main character.

@rocketpigrecords3719 7 күн бұрын

The Windows store bit hit home. Pick your poison, and try not to think of the halcyon days of Windows XP Pro & Snow Leopard.

@sirteabag8652 8 күн бұрын

I'm not sure if apple users even know what ram is.

@rumatadestora 8 күн бұрын

Dear sir, you are amazing! Keep up the good work!

@mikechiu9767 7 күн бұрын

1:19 "My Android friends are not Paul. They're just stupid" What?

@MelloWatermello 8 күн бұрын

Sam, unlike Apple, you do get better with every update.

@TK_1529 8 күн бұрын

We need a Twitter users never say

@kelly_software 8 күн бұрын

The last part got me 😂😂

@AtlasBit 8 күн бұрын

Love your videos reminding consumers that some companies are just abusers

@imakethesites3048 8 күн бұрын

"Wow, so glad I can play Diablo 4 and all these other games on my new MacBook natively."

@2009raindrop 8 күн бұрын

Thanks for reminder of that hilarious repair attempt

@philochristos 8 күн бұрын

I think every day about escaping Apple, but here I am.

@AlexanderShepherd-cs8vp 5 күн бұрын

Got the jerryrogeverything bend test in there lol

@waitaminutepause 7 күн бұрын

I'm going with "that was cheap" for #1

@axelprino 7 күн бұрын

Haven't watched this channel in a while and now Sam is graying already? How long has it been?

@yellowked 7 күн бұрын

"Not me though" xD

@TheRealMafoo 7 күн бұрын

#1 thing Apple users never say "I am so glad Apple puts the customer first"

@AOEAIAEGIS 8 күн бұрын

i didn't plan to watch, but said 1 minute ago

@wizmanballin8498 8 күн бұрын

1:19 I was on that street today Sam! 😂👍

@justahugenerd1278 8 күн бұрын

What city is that?

@wizmanballin8498 8 күн бұрын

@@justahugenerd1278 You don't know? And you're a huge nerd eh?🤔

@justahugenerd1278 8 күн бұрын

@@wizmanballin8498 I'm a nerd, just not in the area of geography lol

@Darknight_smaw 7 күн бұрын

the perfect sequel

@Gemmo08 7 күн бұрын

1:01 at my local tech store the macbooks doesnt have an os installed 💀

@zaz6463 8 күн бұрын

0:18 Steam Deck Owners huffing the exhaust vent be like:

@theEDMdragon 8 күн бұрын

Okay but the MacBook chonk is objectively more practical than Ive’s USB-C only design

@mueffe1357 8 күн бұрын

You've been Stockholm-ed!

@murder.simulator 7 күн бұрын

"Hurry up with that speeding ticket officer! I'm in a hurry!"

@postbus1748 8 күн бұрын

I think the internet is not so scary as it looks 😂

@sillysausage72 8 күн бұрын

Remember when all the apple heads said, who makes a square watch, I'd never get caught wearing something like that. Smh. Lol!

@miboxcmpinto4977 8 күн бұрын

Good one, 1B-SAMTÁKA !

@kellymoses8566 8 күн бұрын

There is justification for having RAM integrated into the CPU but there is no reason at all to have the SSD soldered to the mobo.

@matt5721 7 күн бұрын

Lpcamm2 should solve this but some is soldering ram to their 'desktops'

@justalucard 7 күн бұрын

you see when the hard drive dies they sell a new lap top this is grate.... for apple i mean for you its trash that no one should ever buy

@threadripper979 8 күн бұрын

Apple = crapple

@donniethesportsguy893 8 күн бұрын

😂 this guy deserves millions of subs. He's hilarious

@NCBR7 8 күн бұрын

Google? Whats that again?

@TobiasRieperGER 8 күн бұрын

LMAO I NEVER would buy an apple product. I don't want one for free. You can put it, where the sun never shines. My Androids usually reach an age about 6 years before i replace it with a new one. And i pay less than half the price, get better specs, sd card slot, headphone jack, a bigger battery and so many more benefits. The only good thing are the apple Air Tags. These are better than the ones for Android.

@JohnGaltAustria 7 күн бұрын

I'm on a 2018 Mac mini with "only" 8 gigs and still doing just fine.

@cjeelde 8 күн бұрын

We need a "Tesla owners" video!

@TheAndreasMustola 8 күн бұрын

I can stop whenever I want

@Sojib50hasan 7 күн бұрын

It's not the size, It's how you manage it...☺👍

@tobyevans78 7 күн бұрын

Here's a concept that Apple people would never understand. Micro SD cards and expandable memory.

@theshadowman1398 8 күн бұрын

I was able to upgrade my mac to 16GB two decades ego. How the hell do they even slightly think that 8GB is acceptable in 2024 ?

@siyzerix 8 күн бұрын

People defend it. And so they can charge you $200 for a $20 upgrade. Oh and what sam was doing in the video, making fun of chonkiness, except whereas he's joking, people genuinely have trouble with the extra chonkiness, so apple just uses the thin and light excuse once again to solder ram.

@newbleppmore7855 8 күн бұрын

My computer has 4gb and uses windows 7 never had any issues yet

@siyzerix 8 күн бұрын

@@newbleppmore7855 Because it uses win 7. Win 10 will die on 4gb of ram because I had to use it with 4gb of ram. Infact, most phones have 6gb of ram now, and 8gb is slowly becoming the minimum there.

@alexturnbackthearmy1907 8 күн бұрын

@@newbleppmore7855 Try 10 and few chrome tabs. Observe your computer suffering.

@berlannerepoyo8380 7 күн бұрын

It's acceptable for techie and pro wannabes

@danispringer 6 күн бұрын

Lots of truth here. Just one thing I want to mention: as an iOS developer using multiple devices at work, I have found switching back-and-forth between touchscreens and physical keyboards to be *extremely uncomfortable.* I would never get a touchscreen laptop or iPad+keyboard. It's either touch OR keyboard. Not both.

@steveblease 8 күн бұрын

That was cheap. That was a bargain. It was cheap in the sale. I just got it repaired down the road. I love all their products. Everything pairs together.

@BGRUBBIN 8 күн бұрын

This after the LR video bashing Apple repair. 😂😂😂

@bphater31 6 күн бұрын

Subscribed

@cjeelde 8 күн бұрын

Mac Pro owners: 1,5 TB RAM is NOT enough!

@Sharp931 8 күн бұрын

8GB was enough to watch this video. 😂

@Mo-zb2dy 8 күн бұрын

20. You're holding it right

@markkumanninen6524 7 күн бұрын

I'm watching this one with my 2015 MAC with seven ports, one for the earphones. When this one fails, I'll go the Apple Store to buy another one!

@adredy 7 күн бұрын

Johny Ive is realy good designer!

@Worthless. 8 күн бұрын

8 = 16 logic

@Pepsolenel 8 күн бұрын

hey sam

@robertgwatts1858 8 күн бұрын

I'm a lifelong Linux user. But I use Apple as well because the commercial music software I use is not available for the Linux platform. But the new Apple silicon rocks, amazing performance! The Mac OS is also pretty friendly, being a Unix variant. The terminal prompt is still my best friend. 😁

@jjflash2611 8 күн бұрын

I have an older MacBook, HP PC and a used Dell Laptop that I installed Linux on. After the initial learning curve, I use my Linux PC 80% of the time for my everyday personal use.

@TheBorealis. 2 күн бұрын

I use both and idk why everyone assumes apple people are stuck it’s simply preference lol. I just love technology. It’s also simple to switch payments and notes because you can just go to google and sign into your apple account.

@chrisbalcombe 8 күн бұрын

Hey Sam, Love your videos, been watching since 2018 from melborne, hope your wife good, and kiti cleans himself. (could I get on the end credits?)

@mcb187 8 күн бұрын

Would you rather: 1k laptop that you literally can’t fix and will probably die in 3 years no matter what, or 1k PC that you can upgrade individual parts in for years and will probably last 10 years if you take care of it?