"Don't marry early" **me waiting outside Penny's trailer at 7am every day**

"Don't get married in your first year" Me stocking up on Cauliflower for Maru: No habla Ingles

"Don't marry in the first year!" Literally every commenter: We can, and we WILL!

"dont marry early" *me waiting outside abigails room at 9 am everyday with an amethyst*

“do not marry early” *me, shoving quartz into sebastian’s face:* i can’t read suddenly, i dont know

Literally EVERY beginning tip ever: Build the silo first Me, with two chickens and no silo at the end of summer: •__________•

IMO, being a noob in your first year and making mistakes is actually the immersive way to play Stardew. You were a city boy and you suddenly decided to tend a farm, a deserted one in fact with no known internet. So, I guess fumbling on early days and possibly having an unexpected deficit in your budget are part of learning.

“Don’t marry early” -me meeting Shane on his path to jojomart with hot peppers everyday-

>Most profitable seeds >Buys melons Blueberries are weeping in the distance

"marriage is not important" came here for stardew valley tips, also got real life tips

“Do not marry early.” *laughs in forcefully feeding Elliot pomegranates*

"Dont Marry early" Me waiting at Alex's door to give him complete breakfast, now cheating on him with sebastian

*do not marry early* Me, wooing Elliot on the beach ever morning, “I can hear you.... But I won’t.”

Watching right after I cut all my grass

“Don’t marry in your first year” Me: heehoo chicken man go brrr-

"Don't marry early" *Me aggressivly shoving salads in Leah's face every morning*

me, on year three: sh-should I watch this

"don't marry in your first year" me, spending all of my money on a mermaid pendant for my himbo boyfriend: yall hear summ?

“Don’t marry early” me: buying coffee daily for the doctor “yeah we don’t do that here”

"Do NOT marry in your first year" Me, hugging Harvey like he's my life support: *INCONCEIVABLE!!!!*

I literally sold a cave carrot that I got from the mines and the next day Penny asked for one...

“dont get married early!” me, stuck between leah, abigail, sam, sebastian and shane : uhm

I’ve put over 500 hours into this game and pick the fruit bats every time. It can be super helpful in a 1 year community center challenge.

I’m still in winter year one in my first play through, but I’ve reached the bottom of the mine. Here’s a tip; you can put chests in the entrance to the mines so every time you reach a checkpoint/elevator thing you can go back up and put any valuables or things you don’t wanna lose or to make inventory space

‼️NOOB RULE NUMBER 21‼️ Ignore where he says don’t buy parsnips!!!! you need them to complete 2 BUNDLES IN THE COMMUNITY CENTER!!! Don’t make that mistake!!!

*do not marry early* me aggressively marrying shane: this sign wont stop me because i cant read ! EDIT: i am now sam stan i’m sorry to disappoint you all

"Do not craft sprinklers" Me with most of my sprinklers installed by mid-fall: Y'all hear something? Seriously though. I MUCH prefer spending the time and resources on early sprinklers than on upgrading a watering can I'll soon retire to the chests.

"marriage is not important" me who married Shane, haves a complete family and is billonarie: ಠ_ಠ

I married sam in my first year, he helps me sometimes water the crops, feed the chickens and give the dog water. He also gives me pancakes three times a week, i did not regret marrying him. Edit: Oh my god guys it’s been almost a year since I’ve posted this comment and I havent checked on it until now thanks for the likes 😄😄

"Do Not Marry Early" Married Penny in the first year and I have NO regret, Penny helps water the plants and feed the animals. She is the definition of a perfect waifu...

“dont marry early” *me stalking alex while he lifts weights*

“Don’t marry early” Me who is fishing everyday to cook sashimi for Sebastian *surprised pikachu face*

"And only use the fertilizers on multiple harvest crops like green beans." NO NO NO. Don't use them on multiple harvest crops. They only work on the first harvest anyway so it's not worth it. High value single harvest crops should be what you fertilize. Also a lot of these are play style. If someone wants to play for money and a cool looking farm, Joja and selling lots of things might be how they play. If someone is really into the relationships with Npc's they might want marriage and kids as soon as possible. It's a game you can do whatever you want with, there isn't a specific goal that everyone has.

*me, watching this video:* this is great! I’ve been doing everything right- *video:* oh yeah and don’t get married in your first year :) *me, in spring:* oh *shane, holding mermaid pendant:* oh

some nitpicks from my experience: 3:17 “dont craft sprinklers yet” it all depends on how u want to play but it is definitely worth it to get sprinklers early game. energy will be ur biggest limiter during this time, and having to manually water crops will leave u without any energy at the end of the day and will also limit how many crops u can grow. you can actually get (normal quality) sprinklers by the first egg festival if you rush the mines. with this you will have more energy and can therefor make more profits 4:33 “don’t go mining on a bad luck day” unless u are trying to clear 15+ floors a day, if you have bad luck that day you can still clear floors easily. its not ideal but it’s def still possible 5:29 “don’t choose the fruit bat cave” both the mushrooms and fruit bats have pros and cons, but both serve a purpose. mushrooms are best for early day mining trips where you can eat them for energy. fruit bats are best for the community center (specifically getting the greenhouse before winter). neither will make u much money late game so it’s useless to compare the profits 6:48 “don’t join joja” everybody has a different preferred playstyle so saying that it will “ruin the experience” is just wrong. joja is a more straight forward route where you can unlock the perks of the community center quicker and with little to no effort 7:07 “don’t marry early” it’s up to the player when they want to marry, unless you are spending ridiculous amounts of gold getting gifts for them there’s literally no harm in it

"Don't marry early" *me throwing pizza at Sam until he loves me*

"Do not marry early" Me, vibin in Sam's house on his birthday with a pizza: That sign won't stop me because I can't read!

shark: **do not marry early** me wasting all my money on beer for shane: *waddup, i'm jared, 19, and i never learnt how to read*

"Don't marry early!" Every damn comment in this comment section.

“Don’t marry early” me waiting outside Shane´s house with hot peppers

*Don't get married your first year* Me literally stalking Sebastian: and i oop-

Actually marriage has some benefits like free stuff, feed livestock, and water crops.

“Don’t marry early” Me, year 1 summer, outside in the rain picking hot peppers and about to go buy the mermaids pendant for Shane: (shouting over the sound of rain) hUH??

*Don’t marry in your first year* Me: Literally memorizing Sebastian’s schedule and will even wait hours for him to come out of his room to talk to him and give him a gift and see how quick it’ll take me to marry him. Usually stocking up on quarts and sashimi.

Number 1: Don`t get an anime resource pack.

‘Don’t marry early’ Me falling violently for Harvey: huh?

“Don’t go for the fruit bat cave. It always has nothing” *shows the mushroom cave*. It is completely the opposite. I chose the fruit cave and am getting 1 or more fruit a day. My husband chose the mushroom cave and maybe gets one every week.

don't marry early me: waiting at 8 pm ouside Haley's house to give her pink cakes

-focus on the community center -do not grow parsnips Conflicting advice

I would definitely pick fruit cave because it means you can complete the greenhouse bundle without needing to lots of money on fruit trees and have them only produce in one season. No-one makes their main income from the cave anyway

"Don't marry early" Me, who's already bought 20 salads for Leah on Spring 18: oh

"Do Not Marry Early" he says, as I bring Abigail all the quartz and amethysts she can eat. "Do Not Marry Early," he says, as I bring my whole stock of melons to Penny's doorstep each morning. "Do Not Marry Early," he says, as I bring driftwood and foraged foods to Leah as she wanders the woods.

The Bat Cave is amazing if you want to fix the community center as soon as possible. The fruit from trees are hard to acquire your first year since they are so expensive and take 28 days to grow.

"don't get marry and have childs" wait, that was a life lesson or a hint for the game

"dont marry early" me: *sitting in the saloon at 5 until shane gets there so i can give him beer*

"don't make sprinklers, they are expensive" Me in my first fall with 8 gold bars and already 10 sprinklers: excuse me what?

Also, marriage is cool. If you keep your spouse happy, they give you a food item almost daily in the morning. Also, your spouse sometimes repairs a few fences, waters crops AND feeds all the animals. Marriage varies in everyone's opinion. This is mine.

Disagree on the sprinklers. It costs a ridiculous amount of energy to water your plants just starting out, and if you don't want to spend so much energy watering your plants, you have to ante up quite a lot of gold and resources to upgrade your watering can. Sprinklers offer permanent benefit. Every day you can use the energy lost from watering on fishing or mining to earn a profit. It probably takes less than a week for sprinklers to pay for themselves if you're doing your best to use your energy efficiently.

Don't get married early. Me, showing up every morning to Alex's house to give him eggs and salmon dinners: Huh? Ya'll hear something? Must've been the wind...

"don't marry early." *me already married to emily*

you can pry my precious bats from my cold dead hands lol

I never liked Joja because your character hated working there so I instantly boycotted them

When I first clicked this I was curious as to why it has so many dislikes. After watching, I know now. Most of these tips are great, like getting a silo before cutting all your grass and getting a coop or barn, save trees for tappers instead of cutting them all down, save the seeds for field snacks, go to bed before 1am, wait until you can craft the quality sprinklers, wait until rain or winter to upgrade the watering can, don't walk around with a tool selected, avoid the mine on a bad luck day, keep gold quality stuff for the fair, avoid the trashcans around NPCs, don't sell the ancient seed artifact. But the other tips are... well terrible. Don't speed run Spring? What does that even mean? Collect everything you can in spring, year one or you have to wait until year two! Don't buy parsnips or other low cost crops? You need these things for the community center. You can't get five gold parsnips if you don't buy and plant them. Don't fertilize your crops? Are you insane? You can make basic fertilizer with the sap you collect from chopping down trees. It costs nothing and gives you better quality crops for more money and the gold quality bundle. Don't carry valuables into the mine? Yo, if you fuck up just save scum. Quit the game and reload, especially if you lose 140 iridium ore! Good lord, man. Don't choose fruit bats? That depends on how quickly want to finish the Community Center. If you want to do it quickly you will need those fruits which can be turned into wine or used for energy or gifts. Most of the towns people don't like mushrooms but they do like fruit! Don't join Joja? Maybe not for your very first play through, but if you want that achievement you'll need to pick one time to go with them. Just know it's expensive and you will lose out on those friendship points. DON'T GET MARRIED? What's wrong with you, Sharky? You married Leah, that's why she appears useless. She's moody! Honestly, you should get married as soon as you possibly can. Your spouse will provide you with gifts a couple times a week (which often you can give right back to them and they'll enjoy it!) and once you get to 13 hearts you get a stardrop! Plus the achievement for getting married and there's another one for having kids!

"Don't marry in your first year" ...just bought the 6000g pomegranate tree for Elliott

don't talk to npc's with trash in your hands..

Me: *throws away one maple seed that got in my way* Thumbnail: “NOOB!!”

Thanks to the bat cave I was able to complete the artisan bundle due to all the rare fruit (the one that only come from planted trees like apple) Also, you should try to buy a sweet gem berry during summer so you have the extra energy in Winter

Shark: Dont get cheap crops! *Me who earned 600 coins off of 10 parsnips* Me again: Oh was i not supposed to do that?

20: Don't get married early. Wrong. By getting married, you can get an easy stardrop that wilm help you out a bunch in early game. The sooner you get married, the better.

I was with you all the way until the last tip. Common guys, it really isn't that hard to keep your spouse happy. Get into a habit of talking to them, kissing them, and giving them a like or love gift every day. When you get to the point of marriage, you are likely not short on supplies so you can easily give them daily gifts, and it literally takes 5 (in game) minutes out of your day to do this. Seriously, you have no excuse to ignore your spouse. If you keep them at at least 10 hearts or higher, they will do things around the farm for you, namely watering your crops, feeding the animals, and giving you breakfast, including coffee. As for kids, I can completely agree with you on that. Kids are completely useless, and that is one of the huge gripes I have with this game. They are just for show. I'm still waiting for a mod that makes it so your kids do chores for you.

"Pam's attitude is more exiting" Me who likes enabling Pam

I chose the fruit bats, and didn't need the fruit trees for the community center!

"do not marry early" me gifting emily all the amethysts I find cause she is baby: yall hear sumn?

"Do not chose Bat cave" Bats get you fruit that can help finish the Community Center before you get the item yourself like pomegranates, cherries, apples and oranges even while not in season just to name a few.

"dont marry early" Me "collecting quartz and frozen tears to give to sebastian and i never sell them bcuz THEY ARE CHEAP" I-i wha-?

“do not marry early” me buying 828482 salads to woo leah: *that sign can’t stop me because i can’t read*

“Do not chop down all of your trees” Me: **aggressively chopping down every tree in sight** “Do not purchase the cheapest seeds” Me: **only purchasing the cheapest seeds** “Do not choose the bat cave” Me: **silently sobbing because I picked it even thought I was gonna pick the mushrooms but changed my mind at the last minute** “Do not marry or have kids” Me: **marrying Alex in my first year**

Getting married as soon as possible is preferred because of the bonuses. Free food, watered crops, random chores done. Way better.

Ok I know this is an old video but please buy the fruit bat cave and make the berries into jam and wine. The mushroom cave is pointless because you get another mushroom cave later in the game.

“Dont marry early” Me an Intelectual: Starts calling Alex daddy

"Don't marry early!" Me: But Elliot is soooo gorgeous! I can't help it sorry..

“don’t marry early” me, speedrunning marrying harvey because he reminds me of spencer reid: that sign can’t stop me because i’m jared,19

"don't marry early" me: waiting in front of elliott's cabin every day at 11 am to give him his weekly lobster

“Don’t marry early” *aggressively gay marries Leah* YOU CAN’T STOP MY LOVE FOR HER 😭

*don't marry early* me, stalking alex everywhere he goes; i can't hear suddenly, i don't know

I kinda beg to differ with the bat cave thing. When I sell the crops dropped by the bats it's always purple stars and those are worth a lot. Plus it kinda helps with small quests, various gifts, and the community center collections.

"Don't marry early" *me mining everyday to find amethyst for Abigail*

The last one is totally false, get married as fast as possible, your spouse will water your crops, repair the fences, feed the animals, gave you free items, and even a stardrop saving you TONS of energy in the process

3:21 Actually, it's only standard 'Sprinklers' that you need to avoid like the plague. 'Quality Sprinkler' on the other hand, is worth the payoff. 5:55 Fruit Cave, on the other hand, has the argument that it CAN pull up 'Artisan' fulfilling Community Centre fruits.

"Don't get married in your first year" me waiting for the complete breakfast for Alex: *suddenly i'm blind*

Something I'm always surprised that people don't know is that if you're unsure whether or not you've donated something read the description. It will say that Gunther can tell you more if you haven't donated it yet.

You know, since it's better to dedicate a full day to mining, if you die in the mines just close the game and reboot, game doesn't save until you go to sleep, your loss wont be saved until you sleep.

"dont marry early" me peeking over sebastians door at 2:50 waiting for him to get out the damn room: hm?

"Do not marry early" Me waiting outside Leah's house everyday: No speak English

Don't get marry? I thought this is Stardew Valley Guide not a life lesson.

getting someone's 12 heart event actually gives you a stardrop you can only get a 12 heart after marrying so it's not to bad of an idea

The bat cave has always been a good thing on my saves.

Lots of "Do not marry early" comments while I'm just freaking out on how to water and harvest crops without spending 6 hours in-game... ( '-')

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