Facebook ruined my marriage. Ex wife met an “old school friend” who had a wife and 2 kids himself. She chose to ruin 2 families to make herself feel ok

The wife asking how many women he slept with... "Just you babe.... All the others kept me up all night" lmfao

"Name the most unattractive feature from the person sitting across from you." She: "I don't like the mustache." He: "Damn, that was my answer!"

😂😂😂😂😂 “okay, I’m a minor” 😂😂😂😂😂 best line of 2024

Shit I'm 45 years old, only had sex with one woman. We have 4 boys ,and been married for 28 years strong.

"Some women are distractions... and some are men"😂😂😂

He’s not wrong about the cooking tip for men. My husband was a chef before he was in the Army and he can cook the most amazing and mouth-wateringingly delicious meals. I had a bone fusion surgery on my foot last week and am on bed rest for the next 6 weeks and I am NOT sad because this means that, once again my husband is in charge of the cooking for a very long time😂❤. The first time he cooked for me, he served up an amazing dinner of shrimp fettuccine Alfredo with steamed broccoli and a beautiful chocolate cake for dessert. I was already head over heels in love with the guy and this just made his attractiveness skyrocket off the charts. He can also bake, especially breads. He’s taught me many of his recipes over the years but I’ll never be as good as him. 😅

I went on a blind date with a cute girl ten minutes into dinner her phone rang she excused her self said it's my ex boyfriend. I got up left the restaurant, I paid for my dinner and walked out! Two things about me if we go out don't show up wearing holyass jeans, and forget about your ex boyfriend!

5:53 based on her logic, if she leaves him she should get nothing since she thinks if he leaves her she gets half of everything. They want everything set to their advantage.

Gentlemen…..sign a prenup. For gods sake sign a prenup. Don’t get married if your partner won’t sign

I'm just gonna slip the prenup into the stack of forms we have to sign before the wedding. Best man will file everything.

I love the guy telling his wife what helps him feel better and other things, but his wife is so cute just laughing, i bet they have a great relationship

Guys should ask for a prenup,it’s the best way to weed out the gold diggers. I’d sign one without a second thought

11:54 that guy on the phone rising above her bullshit was legendary, inspirational stuff

Imagine if all those young grasshoppers picked up a book and educated themselves or produced anything of value, instead of constantly rating their own value without ever producing anything. Yeah its crazy

It’s hard for her to be super, affectionate because she’s been ran through.

DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR...... "F.B.I ...OPEN UP!!!" at 8:40 !???...OMG!!...I WAS DYING!!!!!!

If drama is all you look for, then stop being surprised when you keep finding it.social media has destroyed dating.

I vibe with the nerdcore girl. She's not unattractive and she knows the struggle.

Back in the 1990’s my brother in law’s wife was hanging out with a guy who was “just a friend” and it obviously bothered my brother in law. The topic came up while we were having a few drinks and I told my sister in law to call her friend up to come and hang out and enjoy a few drinks with us. She said that it wouldn’t be a good idea but my brother in law caught on to what I was doing and chimed in that it would be a great idea; call him up and tell him to come on over. She flat out refused to call her “just a friend” over. This made it pretty much obvious what was really going on. The truth came out about a month later that she had been banging this other guy for almost a year. Insult to injury….. My brother in law had started chemotherapy for stomach cancer a couple weeks before she moved out. The day she moved out, my brother in law got pretty drunk (understandable) and her boyfriend was helping her move. My brother in law said a few nasty things to both of them and her boyfriend challenged my brother in law to a fight; even though he was completely wasted. I walked around the corner and told him that he could fight me instead since I was sober and not going through chemo; he wasn’t feeling so tough anymore. My wife and I tried to stay out of it as much as possible but it REALLY bugged me when this guy challenged a drunk guy with cancer to a fist fight. For the remainder of time it took them to pack her stuff out of the house, I stood there and berated the two of them every time they walked by. It was awesome because my brother in law who was sick, depressed, and heartbroken was able to have a good laugh at the horrible stuff I was saying to the two of them. So this makes a bit more sense… My brother and sister in law rented the top floor of a house and my wife and I rented the basement suite of the same house.

Throat spray killed me!

Too many of the ladies with the high body counts would probably be in need of a procedure that car mechanics would call a “rebore”, or have a new liner fitted just like a diesel engine with too many miles on the clock. It’s really sad and not hard to understand why so many marriages end in divorce in a year or two.

Loving those videos from 60's....just to see how low did we fall as a society

He said "i see that cross on that necklace so im gonna say....26." 😂😂😂

All of them were pretty cool, but at 55:00 I died laughing. So true😂

This is why i dont have a woman in my life

30K calories is crazy. Sound like her heart has trouble pumping out vital oxygen smh.

Nerdcore goes hard

Remember, kings don't be a fool wrap your finances and assets in the warm embrace of a prenuptial agreement

I used too be a fat whale then i started too loose weight

13:40 damn... this woman ate in 1 day, what would've taken me atleast 3-5 weeks to eat lol like geez you got an endless stomach or something?

8:44 and if this was a man doing this to a woman this would be creepy and the cops be called...

The one's where the chick just steps in between or grabs your man's hand... It would depend what day she caught me on, am I feeling my normal funny sarcastic sense of humor or am I having a bad day and don't realize a joke has just occurred, so either my man would see me laughing, or just a blur out of the corner of his eye as I take that B down linebacker style!!! 🤣😂🤣

woman at 3:00 was definitely a lot lighter when they got together and let herself go at the first guy who treated her well... it's sad but it happens all the time. It DOES mean she is comfortable, which is beautiful in itself, but being healthy is so important. It's not about attraction, it's about both of you being there if you have kids and setting an example of maintaining good health to them.

trebek is an absolute savage😂

Damn Trebek had no chill.

Keep these coming bro. Pure absolute gold and truth in every single video

0:41 ngl was actually wholesome, they def love each other

Martin Luther King as president I'm Dead!!🤣🤣⚰️⚰️

10:08 😂Love this, one of the many things everyone needs in a relationship is to be able to have a proper good laugh with each other

That woman eats more in one day than I eat in a week OMG.

To the men out there,have you ever noticed the parallel in the personality of a cat to a women.For instance a cat will come around you with there tail up ,rubbing you and puring for food or attention and when they get it,they could care less if you are alive or dead.So similar in there nature.

Exactly why a prenup needs to be signed

Cavernous Vag energy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you know my ex. 😂😂

"...some women are distractions and some are men..." 🤣

I'm having fun😂😂😂😂 that one always gets me.

Damn that big girl eats more than I do in a mounth and I'm not even joking even a little bit

1:09:34 Was hilarious. I was laughing so hard, I struggled to breathe. It really tickled my funny bone. "Why is there a fat acceptance movement for women, but there's no broke acceptance movement for men?" LMAO!!! 😆🤣

half of everything hes worked his entire life for... The reason a judge splits your posseisions is under the assumption you've both contributed approximately half to the relationship. Its already bullshit that judges can throw prenups out. @34:34 single mom incoming

Nahhh dudes homies were absolutely killing her 😩😩😩 “bro you downgraded man…” “bro don’t even worry about it man she’s like a 7 bro”💀🤣🤣🤣 16:09

i loved the throat spray part

Love these real life documentaries

The video at 21:10 is honestly pretty admirable, she knew that she couldn’t give him what he wanted, and told him to find someone that could. She was also mature enough to know how good he was

1:05:05, I remember this Gold Digger. Her man was in the Hospital and she went on a Dating Show to replace him WHILE he is fighting for his life.

6.16 Brutal. Whew, poor men in the west who have to meet ladies like this monster. That dude who asked her to marry just got a blessing from god when she rejected him.

To the chic who lost her job during the pandemic and subsequently left her relationship because she said she wasn't 'growing.' Yo Chica, was there a mirror nearby when you said that? Cuz you DEFINITELY need to take a second look.

2:57 - Dude knows he lost that argument. No way the whale is leavin' the ocean.

that squidward meme was crazy

4:39 this will never not be funny 😭

"Im a child of god" lol😂☠️💀 MORE like child of FRAUD!!

A mans value increases with time, like a fine wine. Women age like a grape.

54:51 min 😂 😂 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣 Exactly, and I feel with you because of the scratch brother! 🤙🏻 Did the cops find your car Bro? 😁 And 15 minutes is way to short for two girls, come on!

5:40 lol 😂😅

The guy at 13:00 did an amazing job with that. I never knew where the term "toxic masculinity" came from but now i do. However, i do understand what people mean when they say it.

6:22 This lady was extremely serious, no sarcasm!!!!!

Girl on the beach: "I was having problems at work" (that WAS her story, hence why she used the verb 'to be' in the past tense, despite it being the same day that she needed 'comforting')

Lots of this was already shown

50:39 "the complete opposite", not the opposite! 😂

13:26 I don't even eat a fraction of that entire list in a WEEK

The ginger couple is the best thing in those videos

46:15 Bruh, I can name more US President's and I'm not even American nor have I ever lived/been there xD

"Babe, how many girls have you slept with?" - "Just you." "Don't lie, how many?" - "Just you, the other ones kept me up all night." 💀

bro even shaggy would feel defeated with that one.

25:38 I miss the old days

At first I wasn't going to comment because I find this whole video entertaining. But when dude said he didn't want to fall in her "poom poom* (and we all know what that means),and wind up in Narnia I lost my shit. Never laughed so hard in my life.

@2:55 - "But are you attracted to me no matter what?" Proper response: What kind of question is that? No. That's a wild question to ask me. This chick is clocking out from a failing company at 4:59 hahahahahaha

HEEY! YOU haven't STOPPED simping!!!🤣🤣🤣

6:31 had to look up a nerdcore hip hop and found a song called “nerds for life” it has me in tears😂

😂 😂 😂 The first coupe of that clip is cool! And you see that they have a time! Even him being a Gentleman but still showing her who is the man!

WAIT....SHE SAID MLK was a president....WTF

Great content!

The guy I am not having fun! then says "I would rather be back home with my wife..." goes to. I am having fun :). LMAO.

He said 26 she aint deny it either! I believe that number was higher than u wanna make it 27!😂

For the girl at 5:52, Cats and Bags.🎉😂

"Ballet? ... maybe..." I like that he hesitate with the only profession he suggested. Priceless..

If a man wants you to go gym with him instead of cheating on your ass and lying to you LOVE that man, he cares and wants to make the relationship better...

When the fat wife said are you attracted to me no matter what the husband needed to say not visually which is what I said to mine. That healthy response is BS and she knows it so just tell her the truth.

I would actually argue that women having expensive designer bags like that is actually a red flag

the naaah got me 😆😆

Harlot: What's your body count? Me: Body count? I dropped like 1000 Titans, 1500 Hunters, and 2500 Warlocks...... oh wait thats not what you meant, was it?

59:07, Tresspassing, Breaking and Entering, Harassment, Assault... and those are just the charges I could make stick Looking at these two Nimrods. And thanks for Posting this Online so I can use it in Court!

5:39 This was a joke used on married with children, back in the late 80s early 90s. Still hilarious just the same !

14:25 *me and the homies after we smoke our selves out😂😂😂*

The girl with the "upside down" cross was wearing the cross of Saint Peter! That's pretty cool.

300k a year for that scank

I too need that beach girls unbothered😂😂😂

what panel is this...the guy with the beard... I enjoy his take on things. He is very down to earth and he is logical and although he says women expect this or tht he does it without sounding judgementa;;; just factual

Being a man is having control over your mind and emotions I was 16 when I saw the fire I got played she cheated the guy was there but before I punched locker it actually dented the door but my hand was bleeding she wanted him to fight me I didn’t say a lot but he looked at me I was taller bigger and ran I said fuck you too her as she stared at her phone and left I tested love after figured it out saw how real and fake love can co-inside the best option is stay single make a lot of money then marry a girl later in life after she’s kinda seen how life goes just stay calm and the world is yours

A lot of these are fakes... For example the guy at 59:00 is the same guy at 38:02 Girls know a lot of dudes want to see them get rejected so they give them content one way or another and make a bag for it. Stop caring about others and spend time and energy on yourself. And yeah this advice is for me too. Can't believe I spent 1 hour watching this...

He should have said I'll shave mine if you'll shave yours