[2013] CK2: The Three Conquistadors - Arumba, Mathas, Northernlion

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What can possibly go wrong when three brothers try to reconquer Spain?
A montage of the full Crusader Kings 2 campaign that took place in 2013. Watch the original:
Arumba: • The Three Conquistador...
Northernlion: • The Three Conquistador...
Mathas: • The Three Conquistador...
The moment NL pressed the button: • The Three Conquistador...
Which also was animated by Dracula Fetus: • The Northernlion Story...
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@bndawg2000 6 жыл бұрын

"Why would you take part of Ireland!" "In case anything goes wrong!" *Dies, and loses almost his entire kingdom except Ireland* :|

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 3 жыл бұрын

Smart play

@MrMeddyman 6 жыл бұрын

I REMEMBER NL SURRENDERING VIVIDLY.

@aleksa13579 6 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic works so well with that comment.

@mattbenz99 5 жыл бұрын

I was watching Arumba's perspective and thought it was a joke at first. I couldn't believe anyone could be that stupid.

@ladyd.705 6 жыл бұрын

„Yehea surrender“... *clicks on wrong button*

@TheNaturalnuke 6 жыл бұрын

Saenger Fuge I mean, he clicked what he said to click.

@jackmartin4010 6 жыл бұрын

"Think about it, if we kill his army, then he'll have no army"

@user-ug9kv9fm4w 4 жыл бұрын

Hmm, I see. The floor is made out of floor

@vextronx 4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure this was in The Art of War by Sun Tzu.

@ShahjahanMasood 3 жыл бұрын

Jab ziyada baarish hoti hai to ziyada pani aata hai

@Cooli167 6 жыл бұрын

"Go bury your sorrows in a 15 year old girl" #JustCK2things

@RedbadofFrisia 6 жыл бұрын

It physically hurt to watch northernlion surrender after that war.

@dukedase7 6 жыл бұрын

I stopped watching the video. I can't deal with someone doing something so fucking stupid.

@Choppytehbear1337 6 жыл бұрын

Invictus That's pretty much NorthernLion in a nutshell. Making idiotic mistakes. Thrown in some juvenile humor, and not caring about your fans, and you have the whole package.

@dylanb2990 6 жыл бұрын

Choppytehbear1337 not caring about his fans? What are you even talking about, NLs one of the best KZfaqrs around.

@et3747 6 жыл бұрын

"Can we focus here, I need to kill my wife" ~ Mathas 2013

@pixelatedbishop 6 жыл бұрын

"You need to bury your sorrows.... in a 16-year-old."

@Isvoor 6 жыл бұрын

5:26 "Oh my god! I did not do that..." - The kid's guardian

@ElectrifiedBacon 6 жыл бұрын

People laughed at him for fabricating in Ireland in case anything went wrong... Look who's laughing now.

@superguy911 6 жыл бұрын

still us? :p

@murygordyH Жыл бұрын

Still us

@mattbenz99 6 жыл бұрын

I love how Arumba didn't even need to raise a single sword to get Northernlion's land. Northernlion basically just fucked up to the point where Arumba got it by accident.

@ILikePi31415926535 6 жыл бұрын

Hard to believe that 4 years later CKII is still just as enthralling to watch and play.

@devilsshield 6 жыл бұрын

It will be for quite a while. It's just a role play game that is well made.

@vextronx 4 жыл бұрын

6 years, still the same. I wonder if CK3 will be this successful and enjoyable as well.

@imperialfish454 3 жыл бұрын

hello 7 years still great

@Gandalfthefabulous Жыл бұрын

@@vextronx My conclusion: it isn't

@vextronx Жыл бұрын

@@Gandalfthefabulous It's getting better. Paradox games are always like this. CK2 took quite some time and DLCs to be that enjoyable as well.

@SleeperJauffre 6 жыл бұрын

We finally beat them back. We should probably surrender

@bosserman444 6 жыл бұрын

10:55 was the greatest moment in all their serieses

@maxmach4361 6 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/grSVfNVzmrm0goU.html&ab_channel=DraculaFetus&ab_channel=DraculaFetus Not in their series, in all CKII series ever made.

@RahmpageChicken 6 жыл бұрын

I was expecting something awesome, like for Arumba to somehow inherit Rome and Northernlion to blitz Ireland or something. INSTEAD I GET LITERALLY THE WORST THING I COULD HAVE EVER FUCKING INAGINED. Thanks Northernlion. I hate you. You've given me nightmares _and i dont even play CKII_

@Random_Commoner 6 жыл бұрын

The names in the upper left corner is a really good addition, thank you !

@simon8242 6 жыл бұрын

Nothernlion: "I have an heir, I named him Notherlion!" Arumba: "You named him Notherlion?! He's an imbecile!" This is great haha

@CZEFrank 6 жыл бұрын

"I almost clicked on surrender"

@delinard3401 6 жыл бұрын

Your edits are getting better and better

@hydra5758 6 жыл бұрын

"You owe me [...] 2,000 warm corpses!"

@DeutschPorsche 6 жыл бұрын

Sweet! Thank you for making these

@warspite1995 6 жыл бұрын

bury your sorrows in a 15 or 16 year old.... yep hes on a list..

@roathrobin 6 жыл бұрын

After 5 years, I still remember how NL basically ruined the entire playthrough by surrendering.

@notalampshade6739 6 жыл бұрын

This series introduced me to Ck2 and Paradox in general. Thank you for making this!

@GamesNosh 6 жыл бұрын

These are incredible and make those series' actually watchable for normal people who don't have time.

@Fl3r4nk 6 жыл бұрын

Best CK2 video I have ever seen, editing had me in stitches following that surrender and the succession change

@simon6495 4 жыл бұрын

This channel is some prime quarantine binge watching👌

@NukeWarz101 6 жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah. I've actually watched this whole series, but these best bits are great.

@SuperCompany007 6 жыл бұрын

"I just want semen" -Egglord 2013

@urbancohort4142 4 жыл бұрын

arumba: *plotting murder* nl: *getting another haircut*

@stavenid 6 жыл бұрын

Such a classic! Thank you so much for all the work you do with these vids!

@dylans8198 4 жыл бұрын

these multiplayer campaigns were the best LPs I have ever seen, bar none. So much fun and so funny. They kept me so entertained for so many years. It would be so cool if they ever redid them.

@Koniomis2002 6 жыл бұрын

Man, there is just so much effort put into this. Thank you so much

@legionare117 6 жыл бұрын

Always awesome to see another of your videos, thanks for all you do man!

@pheeraphongjampee4996 Жыл бұрын

This got me start playing CK2 and now CK3 back in 2017

@aleksa13579 6 жыл бұрын

10:50 insert curb your enthusiasm theme song here

@MayorOfDuck 6 жыл бұрын

Just what I was waiting for! Thank you so much!

@chronovac 5 жыл бұрын

In some roundabout way, Northernlion giving up all of his land saved him from being buttfucked by Arumba like Mathas

@TheGahta 6 жыл бұрын

10:50 Surrender Yeah! ... wait...

@Stephen.L 6 жыл бұрын

Oh NL what have you done :p

@murygordyH Жыл бұрын

I keep returning to this video. The NL foreshadowing is hilarious

@arcanus5120 Жыл бұрын

My god, you're right

@mizukage_josh9125 6 жыл бұрын

"Beat My Son" -MathasGames, 2013

@Android_ELITE 6 жыл бұрын

When your like ratio is at 472 to 0 you know you're doing good work. We all very much appreciate the time and effort you put into these. ^_^

@JBrander 6 жыл бұрын

"I'm just waiting for this fruit to ripen"

@bugen2835 6 жыл бұрын

Thanks for making these!

@ave789 6 жыл бұрын

I NEED MORE MEN

@calistoyew1313 4 жыл бұрын

shododdydoddy you can tell that to the Emperor when he arrives here himself.

@RedGreekWolf 6 жыл бұрын

I love your videos, really great editing

@waasar 6 жыл бұрын

This is the first video I watch of you guys but holy shit, mistakes beyond belief were already made.

@DCdabest 6 жыл бұрын

I mean; if my real life values were like my CK2 values I'd be a terrible human being. Aaaand that's without being a demon worshiper....

@josiahfresnel9217 3 жыл бұрын

First JOKAIR moment by NL

@avp1175 6 жыл бұрын

Your videos are a godsend.

@kaelamjohnson-wilson7597 6 жыл бұрын

i miss the old sound when the episode was supposed to end

@MlokLik 6 жыл бұрын

no one expected the spanish inquisition..

@SA-rb5xq 6 жыл бұрын

"It could have been worse."

@greatpowerful423 6 жыл бұрын

Автор молодец! Времени нет все их серии смотреть. Так на МНОГО лучше. Продолжай !

@nicholasking2804 6 жыл бұрын

we could take it from my possessed homosexual cousin... -Arumba 2013

@jacobgarrison1510 6 жыл бұрын

Holy shit NL OMG

@samlund8543 6 жыл бұрын

Please do the Wealth of Nations series next, that'll give you at least 3 or 4 videos to make!

@Tehownilator Жыл бұрын

this has to be one of the funniest games.. Just infinitely hilarious quotes.

@aa-nc6sd 6 жыл бұрын

burry your sorrows in a 16 year old mıght be the best quote ı have seen

@42Chewbacca 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@alfonzom6 6 жыл бұрын

2nd video, and really enjoying this

@TastyBaldEagle 6 жыл бұрын

This series got me into this game lmaoo

@DeadmanNC1 6 жыл бұрын

Id like to think that Northern lion just randomly cant read.

@MasterEwd 6 жыл бұрын

First minute in and I hear 'I need to kill my wife'. I just love this game ans the sick shit you can do in it. And I love you for doing those things

@dinocadet77 6 жыл бұрын

I had watched all your videos but have not subbed... what... wh-... well I am now :D

@Sverige1658 6 жыл бұрын

#BlameNL

@AlbertBasedman 6 жыл бұрын

6:32 wow, one of the guys sounded like Wilson from House M.D. God i love that show

@SigurdKristvik 6 жыл бұрын

This one is a classic!

@Steynberg. 6 жыл бұрын

good old times

@simon6495 3 жыл бұрын

30:50 I don’t think sports references do well in this type of video but that mutombo reference had me dead. “Prince dikembe mutombo wants my province” “just tell him no”

@gandalfplayer9092 6 жыл бұрын

i miss this

@jakibob 6 жыл бұрын

The Three Conquistadors!

@skeptic781 6 жыл бұрын

Yea, that's the title

@countdown4725 6 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@chickensforthechickengod9337 6 жыл бұрын

1:45 YOU ARE WEAK?! *activating innerleonidas*

@butcaruhristu4561 6 жыл бұрын

How do you change the name of the kingdom, or what expansion do you need to do that?

@zoidsfan12 6 жыл бұрын

I'm glad there is someone else who says bfe. A lot of people ask me what it means because they say butt fuck nowhere instead of Egypt.

@ethanruigrok7946 6 жыл бұрын

do Holy Warfare next

@LongGameShort 6 жыл бұрын

I want to do Ireland Succession series next, it seems it would be a good fit for a montage. And you know, add some variety.

@coleloeblich8087 6 жыл бұрын

Long Game Short AND YOU KNOW!

@coleloeblich8087 6 жыл бұрын

Long Game Short srsly though, Holy Warfare was a nice one, and I would love to see it on this channel at some point

@LongGameShort 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Holy Warfare is on the to-do list, after Doge of the Hill. There was a poll sometime ago www.strawpoll.me/13398247

@hailblazer3242 5 жыл бұрын

"NO DAKIMBAE!"-NL 2013

@maximiliangoessele6263 6 жыл бұрын

I almost klicked on surrender Me: You`re so lucky 2 Minutes later Warscore 100% I SURRENDER

@xyzzyx7812 6 жыл бұрын

Good old times

@romandrawsstuff 5 жыл бұрын

"We could take some land from our possed homosexual cousin". CKII summarized.

@ssgoko88 6 жыл бұрын

Not even a minute into the video "I'm just waiting for this fruit to ripen ;)" jfc

@flaviusbelisarius7517 6 жыл бұрын

I had an accidental conquistador game today. I spent 30 years working my way up to owning the duchy of Athens only to realize it would take another 100 year before I could take all of Byzantium without ruining my reputation. I took the obvious step and converted to Catholicism openly, jump onto a Spanish crusade and got rewarded with all of the land the Aftasid's had. after another 20 years I controlled more than half of Spain and only Catholics were left. I re swore fealty to the Byzantines converted to orthodox and got my son married to the basileus who had no heir.

@Antonin1738 5 жыл бұрын

Brothers!

@Massigangster 6 жыл бұрын

oooh how can one play with three people at the same time.. lan party?!

@rateeightx 6 жыл бұрын

How Do You Change Your Nations Name?

@korenn9381 6 жыл бұрын

"Now you are your butt"

@glorvalmacglorvas171 6 жыл бұрын

'I love killing people its fun' Remembers game where in the span of 10 years I consolidated my realm by imprisoning and executing over 500 nobles and losing over 30,000 men in rebellions.

@vextronx 4 жыл бұрын

How were they changing the names of their countries? Did ck2 allow that in 2013?

@LongGameShort 4 жыл бұрын

it's the Customization Pack. Which really should be part of the game, imo

@vextronx 4 жыл бұрын

@@LongGameShort Oh, I see. Thank you for the answer!

@gutovahrron2898 4 жыл бұрын

I have to like this video on principal

@adrianziecik6280 4 жыл бұрын

15:23 that went dark

@johnsd3341 6 жыл бұрын

Do 3 mountains

@jadencarruthers3928 6 жыл бұрын

three musketeers are french

@noodlesausage4233 5 жыл бұрын

PP SAUCE eww a commie

@jerryk843 6 жыл бұрын

Arumba 2:38 9:51 18:38 23:19 Northernlion 15:23 16:09 19:56 Mathas 16:17

@Spalato 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like half of the views are from me

@mateowelles3400 6 жыл бұрын

Should be "Conquistadores"

@Samueliscoolcool 6 жыл бұрын

With which dlcs are they playing

@mattbenz99 5 жыл бұрын

This was super early days of CK2. I think The Sword of Islam was the only DLC for the game at the time.

@ChrisLambertLambo 6 жыл бұрын

11 thumbs up!

@JohnDouille 5 жыл бұрын

The 3 musketeers are french

@apostolosgoulas2009 6 жыл бұрын

How djd they change their kingdoms names?

@rexx23ify79 6 жыл бұрын

Can't remember the DLC you need, but you can click on the country flag/banner and then beside it's name (for example, Empire of Russia), there should ba an "ABC" button

@apostolosgoulas2009 6 жыл бұрын

Ok thanks. I'll look it up. :D