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P.M. Seymour

P.M. Seymour

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Пікірлер: 854
@yami_k5405
@yami_k5405 4 жыл бұрын
You know a things fucked up when even Pukicho is baffled by its existence
@AverageEldritchEntity
@AverageEldritchEntity 4 жыл бұрын
Didnt Gaud get broken last time???
@toschiworlds7212
@toschiworlds7212 4 жыл бұрын
@@AverageEldritchEntity Wait… Puki is baffled, Gaud is broken… Dear Lord, the endtimes are near!
@siriusPuwu
@siriusPuwu 4 жыл бұрын
@@toschiworlds7212 Whats next? Will they become sane?
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
@@siriusPuwu hopefully not, so that there's ironically a sense of stability
@marshallf8678
@marshallf8678 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna eat a milk burger now
@Hawkens4k
@Hawkens4k 4 жыл бұрын
They had us in the first half with that joe story. not gonna lie...
@cillianstewart9441
@cillianstewart9441 4 жыл бұрын
I swear, the moment I realised, I left the room to smash my face in a wall.... Is this how past generations felt about the rickroll?
@Lemonnitenite
@Lemonnitenite 4 жыл бұрын
I love the fact this always appears to me at 12:00 am
@theinquisitionsparrot6749
@theinquisitionsparrot6749 4 жыл бұрын
OH MAH GAWD
@meganthefencer694
@meganthefencer694 4 жыл бұрын
12:00 pm in the states
@royalcomputer3780
@royalcomputer3780 4 жыл бұрын
Almost noon in texas
@Asinglegrainofsand
@Asinglegrainofsand 4 жыл бұрын
12:07 in NY timezone
@xxlolkirby64xx22
@xxlolkirby64xx22 4 жыл бұрын
I'm almost an hour late saying this but it 9:57 am where I am
@thego-dev
@thego-dev 4 жыл бұрын
i read joseph, cotton & eye and was like "no. no. no. no. no. no." until the last 2 sentences, which i sang along
@littlegremlin8783
@littlegremlin8783 4 жыл бұрын
When I read the last two sentences, I clenched my fists and started speaking in tongues.
@rosegaster9826
@rosegaster9826 3 жыл бұрын
@@littlegremlin8783 oh,, so you are the one who summoned the demon outside.
@FrizellaTheBee
@FrizellaTheBee 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it
@lilylunapotter3781
@lilylunapotter3781 3 жыл бұрын
@@FrizellaTheBee It's the lyrics of a song
@goldturtleking3967
@goldturtleking3967 4 жыл бұрын
First we made Gaud question himself with him predicting the Yellowstone stuff, now we broke Pukicho with milk burgers. We're coming for you P.M.
@demonfoxfilms3570
@demonfoxfilms3570 4 жыл бұрын
*We're coming*
@neonblade8591
@neonblade8591 4 жыл бұрын
he was also broken by the fnaf games
@MegaGaming11
@MegaGaming11 4 жыл бұрын
NO! No. Leave tired coffee man alone. Please.
@lunaisbestpony4217
@lunaisbestpony4217 4 жыл бұрын
@@neonblade8591 you'd think he would be fine with child stuffed murderbots.
@lessevilnyarlathotep1595
@lessevilnyarlathotep1595 4 жыл бұрын
them*
@GermanKinsmen
@GermanKinsmen 4 жыл бұрын
My mans out here saying "prepare for stepping" like people haven't been begging for it.
@vexations_on_discount
@vexations_on_discount 4 жыл бұрын
oh...
@EstebanW-zu8xb
@EstebanW-zu8xb 3 жыл бұрын
@@vexations_on_discount oh no.....
@dummazzmusic
@dummazzmusic 3 жыл бұрын
I'm trying my literal best to enjoy Seymour without becoming a simp for his OCs, please don't harm my off (constitution)
@curlamus4452
@curlamus4452 4 жыл бұрын
I despised that last one. True pain runs through my veins. It’s amazing how much emotions can change in a single sentence. Went from a sad story about a dude’s plans being totally ruined to a goddamn joke and my life is ruined.
@mysticflower7795
@mysticflower7795 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I said “fuck you, man” and genuinely meant it, that post wrecked me
@creepy_artist
@creepy_artist 2 жыл бұрын
That is one I didn't understood... What's the joke about?
@curlamus4452
@curlamus4452 2 жыл бұрын
@@creepy_artist song called cotton eye joe
@sedefozengi4760
@sedefozengi4760 2 жыл бұрын
That's what you call a brilliant joke lol
@thebaku818
@thebaku818 4 жыл бұрын
4:16 : untitled goose fairy tale
@darthcrater5007
@darthcrater5007 4 жыл бұрын
Untitled swan tale
@tesswinker2482
@tesswinker2482 4 жыл бұрын
When Disney buys Untitled Goose Game.
@mirandaleigh4360
@mirandaleigh4360 4 жыл бұрын
Sean Taggart Ok what your talking about but it was such a long time ago that I can’t remember the name and only remember the swan swimming
@chaihill1837
@chaihill1837 3 жыл бұрын
I need this as a Pixar animated movie. NOW.
@andygreenwood3327
@andygreenwood3327 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly in this series I gotta say pukicho is my favourite character, his character development may be slim but his purpose of filling dread into my soul with every post he makes is always completed so he is definitely my favourite
@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 жыл бұрын
I don't want to ruin the 23 likes, but I love this.
@dai42
@dai42 4 жыл бұрын
4:58 as someone who is 16 i can confirm we have no in between we're like that meme with the metronome that we just violently swing back and forth between philosophical bullshit and "haha green ogre man shreksy uwu"
@meking1808
@meking1808 4 жыл бұрын
Us Gen Z are the physical embodiment of chaotic neutral
@dai42
@dai42 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly yeah
@systemoverrider4270
@systemoverrider4270 4 жыл бұрын
it's all about the ongoing crisis
@lagle8
@lagle8 4 жыл бұрын
Acknowledging how fucked the world is while desperately trying to keep yourself sane
@threegoblinsinatrenchcoat748
@threegoblinsinatrenchcoat748 4 жыл бұрын
This is true, one time I explained to my friend what herd immunity was, and like five minutes later she got my screenshot of the plague inc. Disease that I named "inhale dong"
@pesky1233
@pesky1233 4 жыл бұрын
How does the Onceler fandom keep coming up in things I have seen ever since my brother mentioned it to me? Am I just cursed to forever have a constant reminder that it exists?
@richardgibson8403
@richardgibson8403 4 жыл бұрын
Evan Schrimp oncerler fandom
@spectralumbra1568
@spectralumbra1568 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like I've heard the word a couple of times now so I just looked it up and all I can find is the character from the Lorax? Is that right? I feel more confused than I was before.
@janabrkic426
@janabrkic426 4 жыл бұрын
@@spectralumbra1568 there's a great video on it on yt. That's where I found out about it it after seeing the word a couple of times and I aswell have been cursed since x_x
@noelhann5262
@noelhann5262 4 жыл бұрын
I saw something about the onceler fandom and I was confused, but not too concerned, because I thought it must have been a small thing. Apparently no, it was massive, and I can’t stop running into references too it, and now I’m well and truly concerned.
@janabrkic426
@janabrkic426 4 жыл бұрын
The video was by Sarah Z if anyone's interested
@randomhooman8402
@randomhooman8402 4 жыл бұрын
That comment about a Polish friend being called Milk got me good...I could literally hear people in my head saying Mleko as this person walks by 😂
@klairgreystone4655
@klairgreystone4655 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if we straight up had people called, like, Mleko or, idk, Sok Jabłkowy?
@crowickedone4037
@crowickedone4037 4 жыл бұрын
@@klairgreystone4655 Albo Denaturat
@randomhooman8402
@randomhooman8402 4 жыл бұрын
@@klairgreystone4655 oh my god 😂
@orange1304
@orange1304 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds amazing. Gotta remember this one, just in case.
@systemoverrider4270
@systemoverrider4270 4 жыл бұрын
my cousin, born last year, was terrifyingly close to being named "Mleko", until my aunt decided "Nicholas" worked fine too I guess they just thought it sounded cool....
@weathersys
@weathersys 4 жыл бұрын
biggest gaudiest patronuses needs a nap
@softichill5737
@softichill5737 4 жыл бұрын
They refuse to take one because bringing ominous discomfort to others and themselves (to a level; they aren't about to let triggers fall to the side) gives them a joy unlike any other
@wileywere
@wileywere 4 жыл бұрын
Softichill, can you not take a joke? Bro, your name says chill in it but you don’t seem very chill. Sorry to sound rude, but if you see something you wanna be snarky about, just don’t. Please.
@olorinmagus4479
@olorinmagus4479 4 жыл бұрын
The WereGamer from the looks of it they were playing into the joke.... also snark is the lifeblood of humanity, do not deny us the nectar of life
@softichill5737
@softichill5737 4 жыл бұрын
@@wileywere Sorry if I came off as rude! I was playing into the joke, but I probably did seem snarky, haha. Sorry for the misunderstanding, I hope you have a lovely day!
@wileywere
@wileywere 4 жыл бұрын
Softichill, oh sorry my bad! I have adhd and am on the autism spectrum, so I have a hard time understanding tone. I take things very very litterally lol. 😅 But Anyways, you have a good day as well!
@RM_EXE
@RM_EXE 4 жыл бұрын
The baguette should still be identified as a deadly weapon
@dfquartzidn6151
@dfquartzidn6151 4 жыл бұрын
Considering how long, heavy, and rough it is? Yeah.
@AnimeboyIanpower
@AnimeboyIanpower 4 жыл бұрын
I know, right? I mean, it's the physical manifestation of pain! And the French eat it for *BREAKFAST!!!*
@RM_EXE
@RM_EXE 4 жыл бұрын
The bread is hard as rocks
@systemoverrider4270
@systemoverrider4270 4 жыл бұрын
If you leave it sitting for too long it gets harder and can break bones, guys. Just saying.
@dfquartzidn6151
@dfquartzidn6151 4 жыл бұрын
SystemOverrider 42 Wonder if it’s ever been used for a crime?
@theinquisitionsparrot6749
@theinquisitionsparrot6749 4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t the trifecta be called the Bermuda Triangle?
@intangerbline3683
@intangerbline3683 4 жыл бұрын
The Bermuda triangle only takes planes and boats that contain members of the rainbow triforce.
@necroarcanistxiii
@necroarcanistxiii 3 жыл бұрын
@@intangerbline3683 Implying the Bermuda Triangle is an Eldritch Horror that prefers LGBTQ+ pilots and sailors as its favourite food.
@gammarayneutrino8413
@gammarayneutrino8413 3 жыл бұрын
@@necroarcanistxiii Implying that it isn't
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 4 жыл бұрын
4:30 I LOVE THIS ONE Untitled Goose Fairy Tale
@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 жыл бұрын
*Swan
@chaihill1837
@chaihill1837 3 жыл бұрын
I NEED THIS AS MOVIE.
@kuckag5710
@kuckag5710 4 жыл бұрын
5:48 tree: *Oh~, ligthning-senpai , what are you doing?~*
@peterpallas1804
@peterpallas1804 4 жыл бұрын
"soon we'll be able to illegally download food" 3:53 YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A FOOD
@georgemcduck1061
@georgemcduck1061 4 жыл бұрын
You must be careful and check for viruses in your illegally downloaded food, they can make you shit out your ears nowadays.
@azureaqua_1177
@azureaqua_1177 3 жыл бұрын
George McDuck lmao stop i’m in the floor crying
@Motishay
@Motishay 3 жыл бұрын
I agree. You could get a stomach virus
@RamblesOfTheScribe
@RamblesOfTheScribe 4 жыл бұрын
3:32 it seems like reverse Wonka vision. Instead of a candy going from reality to a screen, it’s the opposite. I want it now.
@dancingcarapace
@dancingcarapace 4 жыл бұрын
As a member of Gen Z, can confirm. I'll rant at my mom about the depravity of Systemic Racism, then at dinner I'm just like "... ... ...REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
@mme.veronica735
@mme.veronica735 4 жыл бұрын
Yesterday I got really sad about how even She-ra critically acclaimed as one of the best LGBT+ shows doesn't really have a trans character so it's really only LGB+. I pointed out how since we don't know the child raising practices on Etheria Double Trouble could be a cis nonbinary person, so they can't really count as trans representation. And then about how while there are very easy trans headcannons, such as Bow, headcannoning isn't actual representation. Then I just listened to lofi and whispered beep-boop to myself
@dancingcarapace
@dancingcarapace 4 жыл бұрын
@@mme.veronica735 the pinnacle of Gen Z are we
@mme.veronica735
@mme.veronica735 4 жыл бұрын
@@dancingcarapace yoodle-bee-scoop
@JubileeBloom
@JubileeBloom 4 жыл бұрын
I sent my friends a few screenshots from the video and now they're talking about how the one guy's argument that 9/11 is only valued to push imperialism is flawed because it also did highlight important safety concerns and knowing how the vibes work I'm just casually waiting for it to switch back to nonsense chaos.
@meking1808
@meking1808 4 жыл бұрын
Goes from having a deep conversation with my friends to laughing hysterically over a picture of a blue tit with buff arms as wings. Yep, peak Gen Z
@cloudieskay3674
@cloudieskay3674 4 жыл бұрын
1:39 okay random bit that I hope gets a chortle out of someone but the way my debate president essentially becomes a gaygent is by putting up what he likes to call "his straight presenting voice" which if you've never heard his normal speaking voice would probably sound pretty normal. But because we have only heard his straight presenting voice once, it just sounds like him trying to lower his voice while keeping it monotone
@AverageEldritchEntity
@AverageEldritchEntity 4 жыл бұрын
As a straight hooman, this gives me more chortles than GOD DAMN FAWFUL.
@ethanb8056
@ethanb8056 4 жыл бұрын
this just sounds like me, local trans man, trying to order food at a restaurant and hoping the waiter will call me sir
@systemoverrider4270
@systemoverrider4270 4 жыл бұрын
it do be like that sonetimes
@scientificviking
@scientificviking 4 жыл бұрын
4:15 this whole post is basically the "Untitled Goose Game"
@batuhancolaklar5575
@batuhancolaklar5575 4 жыл бұрын
I am not kidding, I have literally just finished a 'milk burger'(these things are popular in Turkey) and started watching this video. LIKE WTF AMERICA U HAVE XXXXXL TRIPLE BURGER SANDWICH BUT A FREACKING TASTY DESSERT SPOOKS U?!?
@corvidaeisaneatfamily2841
@corvidaeisaneatfamily2841 4 жыл бұрын
Batuhan Çolaklar i know, but what are the milk burgers filled with
@g.s.651
@g.s.651 4 жыл бұрын
Its the concept of that XXXXXL triple burger sandwich being made of milk that spooks us. Because, in truth, we already fear that which we have created, and consume it as a means of asserting dominance.
@batuhancolaklar5575
@batuhancolaklar5575 4 жыл бұрын
@@corvidaeisaneatfamily2841 M i l k Also blood of fallen Greeks and Armenians etc but I'm vegan so
@snz530
@snz530 4 жыл бұрын
there. there are burgers that big??
@amethyst_cat9532
@amethyst_cat9532 4 жыл бұрын
WE ARE AMERICA, WE FEAR NOTHING except everything that isn't us or has not been here for so long we THINK it is a part of us. But WE DO NOT FEAR THE MEAT!
@icybeverage9276
@icybeverage9276 4 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about why the sentence "Bob the builder owns my uwus :3" even exists.
@a-s-greig
@a-s-greig 4 жыл бұрын
_Can We Meme It?_
@brandoncamacho5532
@brandoncamacho5532 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew S. Greig Yes we can!
@xavis7617
@xavis7617 4 жыл бұрын
Madness seeps from the pores of the cursed.
@systemoverrider4270
@systemoverrider4270 4 жыл бұрын
In a conversation I muttered out "the paw patrol gang made me a furry uwu :3" and didn't process it until now, dude there's WAY worse
@krambir753
@krambir753 4 жыл бұрын
I have great power here. Can I: yes. Should I: no. ...first.
@quintonthedude8663
@quintonthedude8663 4 жыл бұрын
No
@AverageEldritchEntity
@AverageEldritchEntity 4 жыл бұрын
NO.
@missingindy
@missingindy 4 жыл бұрын
Congrats my friend!
@Dragon-hu5ev
@Dragon-hu5ev 4 жыл бұрын
Quinton Guernsey *_NO_*
@Dragon-hu5ev
@Dragon-hu5ev 4 жыл бұрын
Sean Taggart *_I TOO REFUSE_*
@angstyboodle9555
@angstyboodle9555 4 жыл бұрын
The cotton eye joe one felt as if someone was gently, lovingly, creasing my face, and then punched me.
@themostbritishpersonalive868
@themostbritishpersonalive868 4 жыл бұрын
Pukicho is some kind of elder god Source:I'm part elder god on my mother's side and i know elder god's when i see them
@AverageEldritchEntity
@AverageEldritchEntity 4 жыл бұрын
Oh! I know a few. Perhaps we know each other?
@themostbritishpersonalive868
@themostbritishpersonalive868 4 жыл бұрын
@@AverageEldritchEntity maybe you ever heard of the gods council a group formed by humans of elder god descent (im one of two founding members still in the council),
@TallboyDave
@TallboyDave 4 жыл бұрын
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 How often do you have to defend Earthrealm in bouts of "MORTAL KOMBATTTTT!!!" ?
@themostbritishpersonalive868
@themostbritishpersonalive868 4 жыл бұрын
@@TallboyDave I'm like 15 and this is not an anime where the gods think a 15 year old is the only hope so only once
@brandoncamacho5532
@brandoncamacho5532 4 жыл бұрын
hypnochonk Part elder god... Is your name Wilbur Whately by any chance?
@leavoda3791
@leavoda3791 4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THE LAST ONE! I'M STILL LAUGHING!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MegaGaming11
@MegaGaming11 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sitting here an hour after this was initially posted trying to tie my shoes -you don't need to know why- and this was making me laugh every other post. Beautiful as always, Mr. Seymour.
@crystalocelot1641
@crystalocelot1641 4 жыл бұрын
Really wish I was Jared 19 rn
@vexations_on_discount
@vexations_on_discount 4 жыл бұрын
Space Man the vine
@McBehrer
@McBehrer 4 жыл бұрын
2:15 Shout out to Demisexuals for being so nonexistent that even the fictitious clique doesn't acknowledge us
@iDKVibe
@iDKVibe 4 жыл бұрын
Demis are a-spec, and therefore, ace gang.
@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764
@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 4 жыл бұрын
@@iDKVibe ^ ace is used as an umbrella term for all aspecs
@iDKVibe
@iDKVibe 4 жыл бұрын
@@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 that's basically what I meant when I said ace gang-
@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764
@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 4 жыл бұрын
@@iDKVibe Just further elaborating
@a-s-greig
@a-s-greig 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but isn't "aspec" another name for a gelatin dessert?
@lichtheimer
@lichtheimer 4 жыл бұрын
2:39 When pukicho's cursed comments become real life.
@claytonjackson1809
@claytonjackson1809 4 жыл бұрын
3:02 Deadpool as a yoga instructor.
@Doctor4077
@Doctor4077 4 жыл бұрын
2:49 when reality is more cursed than your troll account will ever be
@em0145
@em0145 4 жыл бұрын
1:54 I WILL JOIN AS A PAN PERSON!!! WHOS WITH ME??
@gleefulpebble
@gleefulpebble 4 жыл бұрын
Aroace, lets be nonexistent together!
@bashful_vixen2020
@bashful_vixen2020 4 жыл бұрын
Asex Panro! Let Us Become M Y T H S !
@cottoneyejoe8285
@cottoneyejoe8285 4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately I am not any of the groups in the tri force, but I still think it is cool
@festethephule7553
@festethephule7553 4 жыл бұрын
I'm biromantic. Do I count?
@em0145
@em0145 4 жыл бұрын
Feste the Phule HECK YEAH YOU DO!
@5192aaron
@5192aaron 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Gaud and Puki can make shit up and it somehow ends up being a real thing
@pixelpixel499
@pixelpixel499 4 жыл бұрын
Okay but like in Germany we have "Milk burgers" and they are *delicious* .
@Brievel
@Brievel 4 жыл бұрын
Oreos. 🤷
@gokbay3057
@gokbay3057 4 жыл бұрын
You are welcome -Turkey (Eti is a Turkish company)
@systemoverrider4270
@systemoverrider4270 4 жыл бұрын
do they taste like death?
@beeftastesliketoenails94
@beeftastesliketoenails94 4 жыл бұрын
@@systemoverrider4270 likely
@schvinncenzarhyulmnir5653
@schvinncenzarhyulmnir5653 4 жыл бұрын
I've been listening to Something Rotten so the first one I read in my head with the voice of rock star Shakespeare.
@nikkospelledlikethat8140
@nikkospelledlikethat8140 4 жыл бұрын
Scarlett Queens I’m halfway through it, honestly that’s something he would say.
@imthetrashman8620
@imthetrashman8620 4 жыл бұрын
oh my god so did i
@glowstickspinalfluid
@glowstickspinalfluid 4 жыл бұрын
The last one is like,,,,, a more modern version of the actual story of cotton joe
@yllwtoast
@yllwtoast 4 жыл бұрын
I'm *extremely happy* that he read the onceler post and milk post that I submitted.
@Orlando_Furioso
@Orlando_Furioso 4 жыл бұрын
If PM says "UwU cuppy cake" and then Elf says "no cuppy",I will strip bark.
@TheMuseLuci
@TheMuseLuci 3 жыл бұрын
the cotton eyed joe one never gets old for me. the pacing of the joke is so perfect
@0XBlondie96X0
@0XBlondie96X0 4 жыл бұрын
7:15 It was at this moment exactly that I knew just where this story was going. And all I have to say is WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@chonacastillo4777
@chonacastillo4777 4 жыл бұрын
Cotton Eye Joe is now the new Rick Astley!
@kaycee1076
@kaycee1076 3 жыл бұрын
3:02 YES PLEASE! I would happily do workouts to videos like that! With an actual PERSON leading it who actually acknowledges how it feels!
@CarlosMejia-jz6km
@CarlosMejia-jz6km 4 жыл бұрын
The sounds of battle are heard into the valley below raging on with ferocity and destruction that non have ever seen but out of nowhere a honk is heard and the fighting stops " no it can't be * one of the soldiers say panic coursing through him *honk* " it's her the swan princess the destroyer of men and woman alike she has come to reap our souls!!! " Another screams in fear as a swan flies over head dropping live tnt
@randolphrosenberg2994
@randolphrosenberg2994 4 жыл бұрын
4:10 idk how to tell you this dude but thats nearly exactly an actual irish myth. The Childen of Lir is literally about an evil stepmother who has magic and turned her four stepkids (who were royalty) into swans, but then realised how messed up that was decides to give them voices to talk and sing with. And because the myth (If i remember correctly) had a few mini-side stories of their adventures (since they were cursed to live like 900 years) I'm willing to bet that ''causes problems" part ACTUALLY EXISTS
@themageegamer6474
@themageegamer6474 3 жыл бұрын
0:22 . . . that is one of the best puns that no one has figured out yet pun, "if you catch my drift" while talking about driving.
@tidalshores
@tidalshores 4 жыл бұрын
“No witnesses if you’re bad enough at parallel parking, if you catch my drift” I know the nearby pedestrians definitely “caught their drift.”
@ragg232
@ragg232 4 жыл бұрын
I had a gut feeling that last post was a joke. And I was totally, frickin right.
@notcarameldonuts6912
@notcarameldonuts6912 4 жыл бұрын
You’ve heard of Untitled Goose Game Now get ready for Titled Swan Princess
@notcarameldonuts6912
@notcarameldonuts6912 4 жыл бұрын
Same game you’re just a swan princess
@lex_cat11
@lex_cat11 4 жыл бұрын
4:50 finally someone gets us
@TonTonTheBard
@TonTonTheBard 4 жыл бұрын
My gf said "may i compare thee to a summers day?" and i responded "Are you tellin me that I'm hot and nobody likes me?"
@amackey21703
@amackey21703 3 жыл бұрын
4:23 this person literally gave a backstory to the untitled goose game
@meganthefencer694
@meganthefencer694 4 жыл бұрын
This series... I like it! Also, the whole of 2020 is just one giant crit fail
@LuminantLion
@LuminantLion 4 жыл бұрын
Hi hello "Milk Burger" is a Turkish thing and I am proud--
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 4 жыл бұрын
1:27 HIHI... I got a comment in... 1:37 AND THERE IT IS
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 4 жыл бұрын
3:33 Star Trek is becoming REAL!
@somegoodsoup7008
@somegoodsoup7008 4 жыл бұрын
THE LAST ONE FILLS ME WITH SO MUCH F*CKING ANGER IM RAGE HYPERVENTILATING!!!!
@comradewindowsill4253
@comradewindowsill4253 3 жыл бұрын
ok but i swear ive *read* ‘I would introduce your visage to the fundament’ in a book
@Most0riginalUsername
@Most0riginalUsername 2 жыл бұрын
I still haven't fully recovered from the first time i read that last one
@dionadair8195
@dionadair8195 4 жыл бұрын
The last time I was this early, Nerva was still screaming.
@solillman2350
@solillman2350 4 жыл бұрын
Joe read the last one with his one eye and burst into laughter.
@QuantumChord
@QuantumChord 4 жыл бұрын
GOD DANG THE LAST ONE! I knew it was gonna be something of a meme, but I wasn't expecting it AT ALL.
@chaihill1837
@chaihill1837 3 жыл бұрын
I cannot stress enough how much I NEED to see the untitled goose fairy tale come onto the big screen.
@nah4437
@nah4437 4 жыл бұрын
IS THIS THE ORIGIN STORY OF COTTON EYE JOE
@uljk5699
@uljk5699 4 жыл бұрын
1:10 the expression is rather common in the world since the guy's death through laughter in ancient greece.
@TheSilverOne878
@TheSilverOne878 4 жыл бұрын
6:39 "NO STEP ON CYANA" IS THE NEWEST GADSDEN-ESQUE FLAG
@ADoodGuy
@ADoodGuy 4 жыл бұрын
5:48 This little factoid gave me some new appreciation for Monster Hunter's Namielle (It's a dragon that creates puddles of water and superheats them in the same way with electricity, which is neat, but I didn't think it happened IRL)
@Red-410
@Red-410 4 жыл бұрын
If Kobe is for accuracy and precision and Yeet is for power and distance the Kobyeet is for total annihilation of your enemies
@iSheep-pd9bz
@iSheep-pd9bz 4 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one watching these videos, liking earlier on and then seeing more stuff that made me laugh, and then going to like the video again. I have almost unliked PMs videos more times than I can count.
@explolsivecake2045
@explolsivecake2045 4 жыл бұрын
It’s just so nice seeing d&d stuff everywhere. I know it’s a quite popular thing, but it just feels good when I see it somewhere
@theprototype8375
@theprototype8375 4 жыл бұрын
2:10 Last time that happened I think it was called "The Third Impact"
@wowwhataname2950
@wowwhataname2950 4 жыл бұрын
I legitimately paused the video, put down my phone, and let out an ungodly scream at the end
@rand0mguy755
@rand0mguy755 3 жыл бұрын
3:38 "You wouldn't download a Pizza" I Absolutely Would Download a Pizza
@ece9108
@ece9108 3 жыл бұрын
2:50 for anyone wondering, that thing is just basically small pancakes with cream in the middle. It’s actually really tasty.
@gabrielamaldonado3950
@gabrielamaldonado3950 4 жыл бұрын
The 2020 DND was so good it rolled a nat 20 and blew my wig away
@imabagel7382
@imabagel7382 4 жыл бұрын
4:02 Sequel to Untitled Goose Game
@chaihill1837
@chaihill1837 4 жыл бұрын
I would pay to see that Swan fairy tale turn into a full-length movie.
@kirstenchidrome2131
@kirstenchidrome2131 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like i should've seen the cotton eyed joe from a mile away, but also, i feel justified by the offense yet sheer awe of how i fell right into that chaotic yet poetic piece.
@sachiel197
@sachiel197 4 жыл бұрын
I really just started loudly singing cotton eye joe at 3:50 am
@AssassinoJake
@AssassinoJake 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you pat for posting this on my birthday, its been a little rough, but it helped
@KittyMax97
@KittyMax97 4 жыл бұрын
That last one was too good 😂
@Ribbons0121R121
@Ribbons0121R121 3 жыл бұрын
"no witnesses if youre bad enough at parralel parking" username checks out
@majickman
@majickman 4 жыл бұрын
I knew something was up when Joe became blind in one eye...
@jacobmutti1528
@jacobmutti1528 4 жыл бұрын
5:20 ...ohhhhhh...i see it now. WHEELJACK! BRING THE CATAPULT!
@whoeverseeksthetruthandfac2324
@whoeverseeksthetruthandfac2324 4 жыл бұрын
im now using the 2020 dnd stats from now on, it's even better because we got a session in three days
@britneycumberbatch4634
@britneycumberbatch4634 4 жыл бұрын
The last one left me baffled,angry and yet.....I was proud that this person literally rick roled me into a song that I actually thought was a story.....to whoever that person is,I thank you for your existence. "where did you come from,where did you go, where did you come from.....cotton eyed Joe"
@dr.z820
@dr.z820 3 ай бұрын
2:54 THAT, my friend, is Polish Nightmare And Dream in one. You hate it but still can't get enough of it. I would know...
@Quinn-bq9sv
@Quinn-bq9sv 4 жыл бұрын
In all seriousness, Gen Z is going to start a revolution. I mean, we are all collectively feral. We are afraid to ask for mayo on a burger but will body slam a cop, and that my friends, is the Gen Z experience.
@sassytorchic47
@sassytorchic47 4 жыл бұрын
Last one was gonna make me sad until the rhyme and how dare you! X'D i just died! X'D
@UnfaithfulFangirl
@UnfaithfulFangirl 4 жыл бұрын
That last one is beautiful 😂😂😂
@frog6706
@frog6706 4 жыл бұрын
I... I really needed this. Thanks. :)
@OnyxLink
@OnyxLink 4 жыл бұрын
GOD DAMNIT I SAW THE LAST ONE COMING A MILE AWAY
@dittocat9390
@dittocat9390 4 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest buisness stories with a frustrated customer goes as so: The side walk had been closed off with the exception of one spot, for repaving. The open spot was for customers coming to the shop. This woman took down the tape and trudged through the wet concrete. She came into the store and started complaining about how the walk there was difficult. The manager of the construction crew had just sent his workers home, so he had to call another guy to come help. We in the shop had to clean up the concrete, since the shop doorway has floor mats from different sponsors.
@aresduvamp204
@aresduvamp204 4 жыл бұрын
No you need an animator to make Cyana marching in a graveyard to spongebob's "stepping on da beach". Lmao
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 4 жыл бұрын
5:30 I will start writing classes now!
@SuperHGB
@SuperHGB 9 ай бұрын
Please give it to us
@catoticneutral
@catoticneutral 3 жыл бұрын
I had seen the Joe post before, I'm not familiar enough with it to have noticed it immediately but I recognized it halfway in, so I experienced a unique mixture of anticipation mixed with deja vu and dread that I sincerely hope I never experience again in a scenario that's more consequential than a post compilation
@altarudragonspirit4016
@altarudragonspirit4016 4 жыл бұрын
*That's* the reason why it's dangerous to stand under trees in a thunder storm? I had no idea, I actually learned something today!!
@RealMelodyHope
@RealMelodyHope 3 жыл бұрын
2:41 In all technicalities, yes. For example, when you dip an Oreo in milk, the milk is the condiment.
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