"Can't quite hear you over the noise in the background" as he yelled in to the receiver

it sound like they stuff ain't working out right.

It played over my work's sound system, but not my phone. Weird.

all my “twitter friends” convinced each other to watch this

nice

Oh well… I didn’t even know that was a thing… I mean that we were supposed to have a nationwide emergency alert system test I did not get a text message or any other sort of alert and my phone did not start up making that terrible noise (that old emergency broadcast system alert sound that sounds like a text speech robot burning to death in a fire… That ear piercing one that goes on and on and on And on and on and on and on…) A couple of weeks ago in the middle of the night my phone started up with that frantic vibrating and long loud irritating ass noise… I love fell out of the bed I wasn’t even expecting it and then there goes roar Looks like I’m not the only One to have missed out I’m assuming this means that they failed their test… I am glad it wasn’t something to serious going on otherwise we might all be dead

I didn’t get one on straight talk

I'm surprised that this wasn't an actual emergency that took place.

I never got one either

I didn’t get the alert for my phone

I also didn't get one.