2024 Dave Chappelle Best stand-up comedy funny jokes...

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@journiescott8684 14 күн бұрын

'you have too be wise enough to know when you are living in your dreams and you should be humble enough to accept that you are in someone else's dream" that's wise bro

@kibito8339 15 күн бұрын

This guy's first gift is story telling...you could listen for hours ....and in the middle..he hits you with a joke!!!

@JulieJozwiak-gm6rm 13 күн бұрын

Long live Chappelle!

@dennisawuah7328 12 күн бұрын

I’m not surprised your comment is first here cos you described exactly wtf this legend this! Long life Dave!

@dianahascsa1201 7 күн бұрын

You damn right! Cause he’s a Virgo 😎

@venomdogxyz7685 16 күн бұрын

Dave will tell you allthese serious stories then kill you with his punchline 😂😂😂

@nutella458 16 күн бұрын

I will touch you.

@Dr.Octogon 15 күн бұрын

And then kick er in the p.

@mistamycall 14 күн бұрын

That`s why he walked off that 30 million dollar comedy show back in the days. They tried to make him one dimensional, and his soul was uncomfortable with it.

@dougwalker4700 17 күн бұрын

Dave Chappelle does not tell Knock-Knock jokes. You know how much of a genius you have to be, to make people think, and laugh at the same time??

@nutella458 16 күн бұрын

I will touch you.

@deniseadams3981 14 күн бұрын

Sooooo many things were soooooo well said!!!!

@topendrunner 14 күн бұрын

You're using genius very liberally

@user-kd8xk6zy6k 14 күн бұрын

The guy expertised comedy is so sophisticated & articulated fine tuned to the highest level. We're always waiting for the next peak Dave takes us to. Dave , you makes a great contribution to intellectual growth.

@hughrodgers6552 14 күн бұрын

This statement right here is so deep

@ayobamipopoola382 16 күн бұрын

This Is Dave Chappelle. This is art. He’s art. 🫡

@nutella458 16 күн бұрын

I will touch you.

@aaabbb-py5xd 4 күн бұрын

Lol. Chappelle just lied about everyone having a champion in American comedy. I won't spill any open secrets, but this American exceptionalism, as told by a DEI black guy, is quite easily debunked

@joneschilufya867 4 күн бұрын

@@aaabbb-py5xdhow did he lie that each one of us has a champion in the room?

@aaabbb-py5xd 4 күн бұрын

@@joneschilufya867 How slimy. With your vanity as thick as it is, with a resulting woke as cheap as it is, answering your question would do nothing except shore up your propaganda. Exactly why would anyone do that? You are right where you need to be, blind and dumb, or playing blind and playing dumb. Either is good enough for me

@tonir99 Күн бұрын

@@aaabbb-py5xdyou closed minded. There are so many comedians out there not just the ones the YT algorithm throws at you.

@slydoggish 17 күн бұрын

He gets it from his mom !!! She is the foundation of his gift !!!

@Tno901 14 күн бұрын

"LOOK AT ME SMOKING 🚬 INDOORS!!" 😂😂 Mannn I was out lol

@Unclebooboos5000 4 күн бұрын

Outside more fresh air

@CelesteRAdams 7 күн бұрын

1 of A KIND. I LOVE DAVE Chappelle and the TRUTH he brings. Dave's Mother is amazing

@deewask1656 16 күн бұрын

The greatest comedians to me are the story tellers! 💯👍

@nutella458 16 күн бұрын

I will touch you.

@buggyboogle9 13 күн бұрын

Richard Pryor

@deewask1656 12 күн бұрын

@@buggyboogle9 GOAT! 💯

@ciyaalkiihore570 15 күн бұрын

Dave is right not only everyone in America has some comedian that represents their ideas but there are levels to it and he's at the top of the chain , the undisputed Goat

@elijahmartinez3325 14 күн бұрын

Nah Norm got him beat and he knows it

@terryfreeman1018 18 күн бұрын

I have bragged about your comedy, saying that you are the G.O.A.T. After hearing you really talk, I truly believe that you buddy are the THE G.O.A.T.

@imokstinker 8 күн бұрын

Made me tear up hearing him speak about his Mom with so much genuine gratitude and earnest love, indeed we all have opinions and things to say. We all have the same reality and nature though. I often tell myself to not outshine others as they are your masters in any area in life.. He did an amazing job showing us what we seem to forget. Wish I could hear hours of his stories with his Ma, makes me so happy to hear others connected through time reflecting with love.

@BenjiClips614 15 күн бұрын

It’s like listening to an audiobook.. Dave is that good 🔥

@Kanitokun 19 күн бұрын

What a freaking genius.

@kasaideasia1 16 күн бұрын

I can just listen to this man talk for hours

@nutella458 16 күн бұрын

I will touch you.

@bowwatson1983 11 күн бұрын

This kind of Wisdom comes with Maturing Time. ❤ I'M 41 in 2024 & I UNDERSTAND MORE NOW THAN EVER. ❤

@fananxele8293 16 күн бұрын

Good story teller, I can listen to him all day every day 👌🏽👏🏽

@Kingjohn11111 12 күн бұрын

I don’t want to write these jokes, but I just can’t stop😂😂😂

@baronvondominoes 5 күн бұрын

😅😅😅😅

@user-rx8no1zt4c 15 күн бұрын

With his mother and the other people in his life, you can easily see why he’s the GOAT.

@s.damienhammeren417 19 күн бұрын

G O A T ! Dave Chappelle is a modern day hero! My absolute favorite comedian . Funny jokes and important lessons all packed in to one very special man! Thank you for this video.

@nutella458 16 күн бұрын

I will touch you.

@archrk2502 16 күн бұрын

Last month i had a présentation and i told myself tonight you will be like dave chapelle on stage. I killed it

@nutella458 16 күн бұрын

I will touch you.

@shaggy6005 15 күн бұрын

Beautiful 🔥

@RashawnEvans-me8eq 15 күн бұрын

After watching some of the greats like Eddie Murphy Richard Pryor red fox,am convinced you have to be a great story teller and impeccable timing to make a great comic.

@katehack1677 14 күн бұрын

Charlie Murphy was a great story teller too like his brother. Hilarious.

@stevem-eu8lu 14 күн бұрын

@@katehack1677has he made any stand up videos? I recently watched delirious again, since I was about 8 years old. 😂 brilliant stand up.

@buggyboogle9 13 күн бұрын

Also allow yourself to be vulnerable.

@kevinreed6 18 күн бұрын

Great comedian and story teller #GOAT

@nutella458 16 күн бұрын

I will touch you.

@DADDYLJ 13 күн бұрын

GOOD EVENING EVERYBODY MAY THE LORD BLESS US ALL. MR CHAPPELLE YOU'RE ONE OF THE GREATS. FROM DADDYLJ 🙌 FROM NEWARK NJ ✊ OUTLAWZ

@csmith2484 18 күн бұрын

Dave Chapelle's mom is a professor. She autographed a copy of her memoirs. She's a sweet woman and extremely intelligent!🎉

@teresawhite4913 15 күн бұрын

Dave Chappelle, is the funniest 🤣 man in the world 🌎 🤣 😂 😆!

@y.williams 14 күн бұрын

Next to Eddie Murphy 🙃

@kevinragland6307 16 күн бұрын

Dave is a pro 💯

@motomllc9275 13 күн бұрын

Masteratcraft

@user-fl9ti9ej8g 18 күн бұрын

His mother is a gangster !

@nutella458 16 күн бұрын

I will touch you.

@ramonaleona4119 15 күн бұрын

I’m reduced to laugh crying 🤣

@shondapannell3593 16 күн бұрын

The best comedian to do it. The greatest

@PucciNYC 15 күн бұрын

We Love you Dave Chappell!!! You Rock!!!❤❤❤

@robertlauderman2226 21 күн бұрын

I love Dave. He could have been bigger than Kevin Hart. Chris Rock all of them but. Didn't go against his morals and values and isn't with. Bowing Down to hollywood one of the most Gangster Analogies that he gave was how Bush people find Water.Definitely one of the baddest motherfuckers to ever touch a 🎤. I love. Dave one of the greatest to ever do it

@bl1429 21 күн бұрын

Amen to that Bruh............👍👍.

@robertlauderman2226 20 күн бұрын

@@bl1429 Yeah that analogy to how bush people find water is the perfect Analogy to why he walked away from the show. And I don't think anyone else could have went and made a speech and got Comedy Central to pay him the millions that he was owed. It just how fucking great dave is Me myself I think he's the baddest comedin Living today and I think even Richard Pryor said that right before he passed.

@robertlauderman2226 20 күн бұрын

@@bl1429 And he could have been the biggest comedian as far as pay goes to but doesn't believe in that Hollywood lifestyle In all that Straight out of ohio

@DarthCSL 20 күн бұрын

He is bigger than Kevin and Chris ... He considered in the top 5 greatest comedians ever... Williams, Mooney, Hicks, Carlin ... He's among that list ...

@robertlauderman2226 20 күн бұрын

@@DarthCSL That is. True, he is bigger than those guys.I just meant Like he could've blown their careers out of the water and surpassed them majorly, but he didn't want that and all the strings that come with it. But yeah, he definitely is bigger than those guys. I mean, anyone that can go make a speech and get Comedy Central to make good on something that they tried to screw him over. Just shows you how big they actually are and how big dave actually could be if he wanted to conform to that Hollywood machine. But they didn't want that and I respect that. Definitely the Greatest comedian Alive today and one of the baddest to ever touch a 🎤

@jamesjones18042 15 күн бұрын

His daughter looks exactly like him lol

@BsalMonts-ms7tv 17 күн бұрын

140 am and im here crying wit a pillow over my head

@nutella458 16 күн бұрын

I will touch you.

@TipsGameNation 17 күн бұрын

@DaveChapelle you seem to always have a great chemistry and connection with the audience. Seems to just come natural for you.

@nutella458 16 күн бұрын

I will touch you.

@a.ielimba78 17 сағат бұрын

I was feeling bored, so I searched for Dave Chappelle.

@marklarizzle 16 күн бұрын

Thundercat absolutely rocks.

@nutella458 16 күн бұрын

I will touch you.

@byronco4917 15 күн бұрын

Legendary, the greatest comedian.

@jakegirouard3275 7 күн бұрын

Sometimes you have to be the lion to be the lamb you really are ❤ those are words of wisdom from his mama. I felt that ❤

@mintefresh251 15 күн бұрын

One of the GRANDEST to ever do it!! 🔥

@johnwallen1101 13 күн бұрын

So Right Thanks Dave. Thanks for making us laugh.

@chippandenga6722 14 күн бұрын

In the middle of a serious story, "That's why gay people are so mean", 😂😅😂 I didnt see that coming😂 Genius❤

@michellearroyo816 16 күн бұрын

The best to ever do we love ur Dave ❤

@boopy12g 14 күн бұрын

It’s insane how cold Dave Chappelle is. I hang on every word, especially the Dreamer story. Very beautiful site to see

@micahwright460 14 күн бұрын

one of the greatest to ever do it you can never get bored trying to watch his comedy show he’s a genius in the world and industry of comedy

@jennifervanes6715 13 күн бұрын

Dave is funny and so intelligent. I love listening to him.

@user-fo2yr1jz5q 19 күн бұрын

Absolute genius

@johncolliflower3010 15 күн бұрын

Love me some Dave

@Jynmobiledetail 14 күн бұрын

Art indeed. Work deserves to be in a museum eventually.

@quentinhood5827 16 күн бұрын

That's some straight Dave 🔥 💯

@nutella458 16 күн бұрын

I will touch you.

@blackuhuru2223 13 күн бұрын

Dave and Katt are my favorites. Love them to death.

@brittneyrose1175 15 күн бұрын

Super funny joke.. wish o could listen to it 0ver and over

@ARKANSAS_MIKE 15 күн бұрын

Dave Chappelles' mom quoted this to him. I don't know if she made it or was quoting someone else But, that's one of the most awesome sayings I've ever heard " sometimes you have to be a lion just to be the lamb that you really are " WOW that is that should be put in in the house of Congress it should be put over every church that has ever been it should be put on every church that has ever been that saying right there that's one of the most awesome sayings I've ever heard I love it and it's true. AND "LOVE REJOICES IN THE TRUTH AND NOT IN INIQUITY " That's why people get confused about the almighty God manifesting himself in the Old testament and then coming as the Lamb of God the Lord Jesus Christ because God does not rejoice in judgment and wrath and anger and vengeance and destruction. God does not rejoice in the death of the wicked He does not take pleasure in that. God rejoices in healing and forgiving and showing mercy and restoring people who are lost The Lamb of God God is love Almighty God of Abraham Isaac and Jacob and John the baptizer and the precious Virgin Mary EL-O-HIM is merciful EL-O-HIM is gracious and kind long suffering gentle sometimes he has to show himself as the lion of the tribe of Judah just to be the Lamb of God ,(LOVE), that he really is The Lamb of God is the revelation of the true ETERNAL EVER ABIDING nature of God and His original STATE of being and his Holy desire and what he really wants to be known for All the other stuff HE REALLY IS TOO, BUT , he doesn't rejoice in that. Like there was a time when wrath and anger and judgment was not even active BUT when rebellion came it activated that part of his nature and after he crushes all of the things that offend him and bring sickness and harm to his creation after he crushes THAT all that wrath and vengeance and judgment and destruction will go away forever AND he will forever be the very love and life of, in, and around HIS people and HIS holy creation FOREVER AND FOREVER AND FOREVER WITHOUT END😊😔🕊️📖🙏🏻❤️🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

@user-jv1ri8wf2q 12 күн бұрын

You rock my world my brother and I love you. Keep it coming ❤

@Greatestvoicesever 5 күн бұрын

So very true ! The best all do it phenomenally!

@MarianneHMiettinen 13 күн бұрын

The constant beeping XD

@massvfunk 17 күн бұрын

Those Lil nas x jokes tho....😂

@earlebiddle6100 13 күн бұрын

HILARIOUS!!!! FACTS ARE FUNNY!!! Erel Bidel Valiant Warrior!!!

@Bahahustle 12 күн бұрын

This was when he was awarded the Mark Twain award. After he thanked his mother he thanked the mother of his children his wife thank god for you.❤

@Noticeonly 14 күн бұрын

3 months later we need chapel now lol it’s only July 19 2024 and diddy is gone wild

@punjungpun 13 күн бұрын

One of the best who ever did it.

@suzannekelly2826 18 күн бұрын

His daughter is beautiful looks just like him

@dimejiabidoye 15 күн бұрын

This man is laying down bylaws 🤣

@glennhowell815 16 күн бұрын

Mom mom mom 💯

@biggiesmall1212 14 күн бұрын

Greatest story teller

@samstrzelczyk8661 9 күн бұрын

I met Dave he's just like that, fucking awesome god bless the comedy story. Thank You P shore

@starcityproductions3043 13 күн бұрын

Dave is smart and very intelligent. Fantastic Comedian

@kingkang185 12 күн бұрын

In your life at any given moment, the strongest dream in that moment, wins that moment.

@user-wt7rh2rw8g 17 күн бұрын

You do not know what love is JAMES!!!😮

@nutella458 16 күн бұрын

I will touch you.

@nicoracien1924 13 күн бұрын

Watching Chappelle with censor beeps is like ...

@JoeJ-jg9wx 17 күн бұрын

Epic breakdown of the Will Smith Chris Rock situation.

@keithmoran5695 17 күн бұрын

Very Well Said Dave

@ralft 17 күн бұрын

Chris would be feeling a whole lot better suing him for $25 mil instead of having Smith mock the slap in Bad Boys 3. No fucking remorse no respect. Would not have done that $25 mil lighter in the pocket.

@nutella458 16 күн бұрын

I will touch you.

@hughrodgers6552 14 күн бұрын

I couldn’t get to the end of this video,because I kept stopping it so many times and going back to the start

@BobbyLopez-xg8fh 18 күн бұрын

Awesome!!

@nutella458 16 күн бұрын

I will touch you.

@Rigdawg 3 күн бұрын

Funny shit as hell!!!!

@georgemorgan6119 13 күн бұрын

Dave is Carlin level. Carlin was Dave level. 2 GOATS

@SlyJennings 13 күн бұрын

He is official.

@mohamedali-qx2gc 13 күн бұрын

Let’s give a shoutout to the creator for always delivering amazing content!

@firsttolast563 14 күн бұрын

I was waiting for the comedy the whole time. It's like listening to a Ted talk

@moneygang6135 14 күн бұрын

Dave is goat❤

@iwapelemovement 13 күн бұрын

Dave is hilarious. He says some far out ish though 😆

@CassandraExtravaganza 12 күн бұрын

Dave should do a Ted Talk!

@Cmrmusic734 2 күн бұрын

👀ma dukes lookin like Rosa parks bless em funny guy there😂

@El_Wache 14 күн бұрын

“I wanna be the gayest 🥷 that ever lived”💀

@buggyboogle9 13 күн бұрын

The Brits also produce a great many comedians. Some excellent comedians.

@KachadaHopi-h8h 16 күн бұрын

Very good content

@ItsAllLove4Real 14 күн бұрын

Seeing Mos Def hits deep🤎

@SayCheeseAndDie01 16 күн бұрын

Chapelle is genius lvl comedian

@nutella458 16 күн бұрын

I will touch you.

@rachelhopebryntesen-engelh112 4 күн бұрын

7:06 I love this

@jeanbennett9389 16 күн бұрын

When do we as people finally understand there are to many of us to take one persons opinion and have a right to be mad. America is built on we the people. It’s everybody

@jeanbennett9389 16 күн бұрын

Which is sad as a species we should understand. Just to know there are idiots in the crowd and natural selection is coming. I love this man

@digitalelectronswebsolutio6524 16 күн бұрын

3:39 😂

@outtaspace-the-martian7155 18 күн бұрын

Can someone help me find the name of the full video of the first first part? I'd like to watch it.

@ramonontiveroz4202 17 күн бұрын

In 2019, Chappelle was selected to receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, which is presented by the Kennedy Center as America's highest comedy honor

@outtaspace-the-martian7155 17 күн бұрын

@@ramonontiveroz4202 no wayy. That is amazing. Thank you. He deserves it my friend.