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I fall asleep listening to tim the way he fell asleep to alex jones. You made it kid.

Finally, a mild mannered American.

I was fired as a Zoom Kindergarten teacher when the parents complained about my insistence on having the children take a closer look at the numbers 9 and 11.

I called a realtor the other day to conduct some fake business and finally, FINALLY found the opportunity to slip in, " but hey man, it's a real knife fight out here, but that's life in the big city." He laughed and agreed and we continued to discuss my fake credit.

I'm here for a fake business class

Our Social Credit Score lowers every time we watch this podcast. I think it's worth it.

This show is the only thing I look forward to at this point

The "House Party" analogy rant , is one of the greatest things ever... Tim is a stone cold killer...

I love when Tim matches the background and is a floating head pontificating off the cuff for an hour.

Its crazy how thin and agile tim is

Many people would thank nurses and doctors for their service. But what about the man who has kept us sane through it all. Thank you Tim. You are the true hero of covid-19

Tim needs to do a November 3rd podcast with Alex Jones on JRE for an election special.

That rant that started around 45:00 about the parents and the party may have been the best metaphorical bit I've ever witnessed with my senses in my entire life

Tim Dillon is not gay, he just transcended heterosexuality.

Ben just called a hangun a p90. Life in the big city

This is the only show that I don't even think about skipping the ad's.

I am so honored to be this early to a podcast MASSIVELY larger than Rogans

"Get a pumpkin muffin, sit on the porch and watch the bloodshed, its autumn" lool

“Should a baby be able to transition in the womb?”

It's my dad's last night before going to a home. He wanted me to sleep next to him. Thank God for this podcast.

Bens is somewhere in-between realizing there is no hope, and hoping things end up okay.

The rant about the American Party coming to an end was honestly so incredibly said. It had me dying. Nobody rants like Tim.

I look forward to Tim Dillon episodes much more than I do a vaccine for covid

I work at white memorial in East LA and the hospital is a ghost town. Doctors and nurses are just kicking it in the back it’s awesome. pandemics are awesome

Nice, not tonight handgun I have a reason to go on.

I'm going to be a Hip-Hop for Halloween. 💵💵👑🎤😎💎💵💵

The rant about getting caught throwing a party is one of the best yet

"Get a pumpkin spice latte and throw it at a cop!"

“I burned one of those redbox video rentals...then I threw a McGriddle at a McDonald’s employee....slapped her right across the face with a McGriddle and said ‘no justice no peace’” Hardest I have laughed in a long time. This episode is awesome too. Talent.

One of the only people I don't skip sponsor readouts for. "How else are you gonna watch Cuties?" pmsl

We need a skit of a Thanksgiving family dinner with 1 son being a Antifa member and another son being a Proud Boy. Make it happen pls Tim.

This studio destroys Joe Rogans ...

These shows are so f****** cathartic. Tim is my favorite comedian right now. The madder he gets the more eloquent and directly on point he becomes.

Tim is the goat!! Yes or Yes!!!

In Bens world he has the best job in the world where his expectations are limited by his laugh . I’m so jealous

"This is a school play for billionaires." Subtly one of the smartest things he's said.

I look forward to this every single wknd

“How ya gonna watch cuties?!?” 😳imagine the board room at express vpn 🤣🤣

"It's autumn. The season of picking apples, pumpkins, covid and civil war." 😂

Since I heard u on Theo Von a few months back, youve become my fav comedy podcast, also my fav person to hear comment on current events. appreciate the content from you man.

Can’t wait for fake business to come to Austin

"This is how you make a marriage work." - Marriage Counseling by Podcaster Tim Dillon

The Ralph Lauren Disciple

I live and breathe for this podcast.

"Mariah Carey" + "an octave or two" = Tim's speaking range.

Joe Rogan wishes his money was long like Tim's. He's mad 'cause he ain't got no paper!

Tim Dillon: "Imagine caring." LOL That might make a great shirt actually.

It’s that time again, the “Fall” of civilization.

Life in the big city baby.

Ben is the best!! Show would not be the same without him

Starbucks should sponsor the upcoming Civil War, one pumpkin latte for every 10 broken windshields, yes or yes.

The cackling and guffawing I do during this podcast. My belly hurts.

Do a sketch of Antifa and proud boys members who are relatives forced to come together by their parents on thanksgiving

Yes or yes

My most favorite thing to do on Sunday is listen to this wise, clever, and funny dude! Keep telling the truthy man! 💞

It only hurts if you care - Tim Dillion

Tim dillon is the cookie monster of comedy, gobaldigook!

The st. Louis couple were in a private neighborhood and the protestors broke through the gate! Important info, technically they’re in their rights

Fcuking hell I literally have never seen someone sit down and just riff and be this consistently funny with relatively deep and layered improv

That house party analogy rant was one for the books, fucking hilarious

Just got home from a “socially distant” drag show and now I get a new episode of Tim? Best pre -apocalyptic fall Saturday ever!

Tim is the best gay in history. Yes or Yes?

22:25 the prelude to a legendary rant about his aunt 4 months later

Here's how I had fun this pandemic: I went out to the fucking forest, some chickadees started following me. I stopped, reached up, and one landed on my hand. A handful more joined the crowd. I spent about 10 minutes chilling with wild birds. I'm happier now. Some god damn straightforward shit.

Chelsea Handler is going "your white, your white" lol

Tim...we are the least 'ladies and gentlemen' of the ladies and gentlemen. Yes or yes.

yesterday was my birthday... dank a few beers and played a game so it was lame solo. this episode was the gift i needed

So glad your doing this podcast brother! Love from Wichita Kansas

I worked in the ER of the, "worst-hit hospital in NYC", from the beginning of the pandemic and I can tell you first hand, it was never 1/100th as bad as they portrayed it to be. Towards the summer it was so dead and they were so overstaffed that most of the staff were actually able to not do a thing for 8 hours straight.

hilarious when he's on fire like this. jeziz!

Bloody brilliant, best summation of the world I've ever heard

I'm going to have to come back & finish this later. Listening w/headphones while going to sleep, but I keep laughing out loud in the dark next to my husband. How am I supposed to sleep when something's so funny? Ugh!

We need 2 a week bro. What are we doing here?! Yes or yes?

the tim dillon show is the best show

"That's the move... that's the move" I die laughing whenever I rewatch this episode and unaware of what's coming I listen to this glorious rant at the end again xD One of his best.

Words can not express how much joy this show brings me sometimes

I'm so early it's still apple picking COVID civil war season.

I just started it and i can already tell this is gonna be a real knife fight

I always forget when these shows are posted, but I'm always happily surprised on Sunday morning to find a new episode.

I used to have to do a rage rant myself which is hard on the friends and family now I have Tim to do it for me! What a service! What a guy! 😂🤣🔥

Best Podcast on the planet !!!

my dream is a podcast with Tim and Bill Burr

This is pure gold! Thank you sir 🌸🍃

That house party rant is epic. Loving this podcast!

This war you're all fighting isn't real. It's on your computers. It's not an actual war. Yes or yes?

That was amazing. Thank you Tim. I could listen to hours of your rants every day. Why that is, I don't know!

Love this pod and you so much!! So smart, so funny, and some very good advice to boot!

I give Tim the Thumbs up in the first 5 seconds of the video every time. He never disappoints.

"Coming at you from the fall, we're in the fall. Apple picking season" are you referring to the Fall of Man cause Yea we sure are lol

I'm listening to this for the second time today. I can't listen to a full episode anymore of what I thought were my favorite podcasts, JRE and Dark Horse, and now I've just got these podcasts going on repeat! 😃

We love you Timmy Dillon. You do good stuff

This really reminds me of Ken Kesey's 1965 "Fuck It" speech at Berkley. The organizers asked him to give a speech at an anti-Vietnam War rally. He shows up, but instead of joining the political movement he shuns it. He basically gave a speech to a bunch of activists who were prepared for him to say something profound about how they should organize, protest, resist etc - instead Ken whipped out his harmonica and gave the following speech interjected with him singing "Home on the Range" to mock the other speakers and to punctuate their absurdity: "You know, you're not going to stop this war with this rally, by marching... That's what THEY do... They hold rallies and they march... They've been having wars for ten thousand years and you're not gonna stop it this way... Ten thousand years, and this is the game they play to do it... holding rallies and having marches... and that's the same game you're playing... THEIR game... (singing with harmonica) Home, home on the range... Home... home... on the ra-a-a-a-ange... I was just looking at the speaker who was up here before me... and I couldn't hear what he was saying... but I could hear the sound of it... and I could hear YOUR sound coming back at him... and I could see the gestures... and I could see his jaw sticking out like this... silhouetted against the sky... and you know who I saw... and who I heard?... Mussolini... I saw and I heard Mussolini here just a few minutes ago... Yep... you're playing their game... Home... home on the range... We've all heard all this before, but we keep on doing it... I went to see the Beatles last month... And I heard 20,000 girls screaming together at the Beatles... and I couldn't hear what they were screaming, either... But you don't have to... They're screaming Me! Me! Me! Me!... Me!... I'm Me!... That's the cry of the ego, and that's the cry of this rally!... Me! Me! Me! Me!... And that's why wars get fought... ego... because enough people want to scream Pay attention to Me... Yep, you're playing their game... There's only one thing to do... there's only one thing's gonna do any good at all... And that's everybody just look at it, look at the war, and turn your backs and say... Fuck it... Home... home on the range... Just look at it and turn away and say... Fuck it." Basically, no one can end a war, racism, corruption or poverty by fighting an equal-but-opposite war against them (online or otherwise). We can only truly "win" by turning our back to these ideologies and saying "fuck it". That's apathy.

43:17 Enjoy it folks. This is a absolutely beautifully eloquent rant that made me cry it's so amazingly put. The threat of coronavirus is real! 👏 Tim, Timmy, Timothy. You're our generations Carlin, a true living legend. Yes or yes? 👍🙌

Thanks Tim. I love cereal reviews but I love your podcast even more!

Much Love Tim Thanks bud

I got an “I Voted” tattoo on my Taint! Hurt Butt Worth!

You know, I’ve gone back to watch Rogan twice since his move - and since my finding Tim’s podcast - and I cant do it anymore. It’s not the Klingon set either. After mainlining the black abyss with Tim, listening in to Rogan is like hanging with someone’s stoner pseudo-philosophizing uncle who is WAY to mellow! Can’t stand it.

My Sunday workouts have gotten better since I started listening to the weekly episode

God that part about the party with the different rooms is so brilliant I can not believe he just spouts this stuff off the top