#299 - Family Recipe | The Tim Dillon Show

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The Tim Dillon Show

2 жыл бұрын

Tim Dillon breaks down how to cook for your family on a budget, South African band "Die Antwoord" and their horrifying string of scandals, and how to get around the baby formula shortage.
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@ExcitingBob
@ExcitingBob 2 жыл бұрын
Very humble of Tim to say he's not a fitness guru.
@irabernstein
@irabernstein 2 жыл бұрын
chee over tos guy
@jobobtargaryen1258
@jobobtargaryen1258 2 жыл бұрын
I've been putting him down as my primary fake physician.
@garrettjohnson907
@garrettjohnson907 2 жыл бұрын
@@irabernstein respect for your knees and cheesy hands
@naylik2562
@naylik2562 2 жыл бұрын
After I took the course of Mr. Dillon, progress ensued before my eyes so quickly it's difficult not to see it as some kind of miracle. I'm now fat and happy.
@nsh1980gmail
@nsh1980gmail 2 жыл бұрын
You don’t get a swimmer’s body like that without fairly advanced fitness knowledge, he is being modest
@DennisMoore664
@DennisMoore664 2 жыл бұрын
Elon Musk needs to also buy Airbnb so Tim can get a room again.
@chrishan9122
@chrishan9122 2 жыл бұрын
Ben screaming "nooo... It's dog food" after Tim gave his aunt's rice 🍚 recipe 😂😂😂
@err1c991
@err1c991 2 жыл бұрын
A poverty cooking show where Tim is the abusive 1930s husband and Ben is the cute table-piece housewife
@Kylielifts6379
@Kylielifts6379 2 жыл бұрын
The first openly Trans couple
@LeetTrance
@LeetTrance 2 жыл бұрын
i might actually pay for the pateron and stop pirating it from indian kids if he releases that as a video for free might
@juicerversion1236
@juicerversion1236 2 жыл бұрын
1930's??
@Chris-ro7mn
@Chris-ro7mn 2 жыл бұрын
Does Ben not abuse him enough?
@matthewjamison
@matthewjamison 2 жыл бұрын
@@juicerversion1236 💯
@Nahbruhsheesh
@Nahbruhsheesh 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of this show is catching the moments ben sits in silence and has his life flash before his eyes
@julianbluefeather8491
@julianbluefeather8491 2 жыл бұрын
Why does his life flash before his eyes.
@Damaraja
@Damaraja 2 жыл бұрын
I like when Tim sings impromptu ditties. More of those, please 🤙
@jboylanvt
@jboylanvt 2 жыл бұрын
If he doesn't shape up, Tim is going to sell him to Die Antwoord.
@TheDansonT
@TheDansonT 2 жыл бұрын
He just sits there, completely clueless of just how lucky he is
@Nahbruhsheesh
@Nahbruhsheesh 2 жыл бұрын
@@julianbluefeather8491 disappointment, cognitive dissonance revelations, mild autism, maybe some latent lead poisoning. Ya know… the usuals 😂
@jonathanadams1714
@jonathanadams1714 2 жыл бұрын
Perfect time to take my nerve pills and slowly lose consciousness while listening to Tim’s soothing voice.
@giordanofranchetti8143
@giordanofranchetti8143 2 жыл бұрын
Could not agree more
@giordanofranchetti8143
@giordanofranchetti8143 2 жыл бұрын
Here its 3 am
@tech1238
@tech1238 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the reminder. I just pressed the loop video button
@mikebell87
@mikebell87 2 жыл бұрын
I remember them days I kinda miss them
@rickybobby2789
@rickybobby2789 2 жыл бұрын
If you seek a coma like sleep. Put on some golf on the TV while listening to Alex Jones. Yes or yes!!!
@AwokenEntertainment
@AwokenEntertainment 2 жыл бұрын
I rely on Tim for my current world news updates..
@thefairyshaenna6620
@thefairyshaenna6620 Жыл бұрын
Same
@neo69121
@neo69121 Жыл бұрын
absolutely
@pearleycunningham
@pearleycunningham 2 жыл бұрын
Tim is being paid too well now… he actually does the ad-reads the way the companies want them lol
@GE0attack
@GE0attack 2 жыл бұрын
he needs money for 2nd house in austin
@CashanovaXTREME
@CashanovaXTREME 2 жыл бұрын
Did you see the Bentley him and Ben were in? He’s a big time baller now
@yrocsemaj5832
@yrocsemaj5832 2 жыл бұрын
I like the good old days where everyone was started as a war criminal...
@BlammoGer
@BlammoGer 2 жыл бұрын
This episode sucked
@GE0attack
@GE0attack 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlammoGer it wasn't bad man
@pastrie42
@pastrie42 2 жыл бұрын
Ben uses the same bruise kit amber does to hide the beatings.
@benjaminkell3726
@benjaminkell3726 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@howiegruwitz3173
@howiegruwitz3173 2 жыл бұрын
He's a tester for Milani
@mrodriguez5079
@mrodriguez5079 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@imemberberry
@imemberberry 2 жыл бұрын
If he was beaten he wouldn't be 100 days late on rothschild eps and then still not upload the video properly.
@vsslsmchlks
@vsslsmchlks 2 жыл бұрын
Ben not doing his job properly is what keeps this show alive.
@namelesswalaby
@namelesswalaby 2 жыл бұрын
Ben coughing when Tim talks about Covid is great sound design, love how you keep upping the production value.
@rickybobby2789
@rickybobby2789 2 жыл бұрын
Ben is a mainstream maestro.
@13true63
@13true63 2 жыл бұрын
You’re thinking to much
@darellteague3845
@darellteague3845 Жыл бұрын
@@13true63 these dumb fucks don’t ever think at all.
@nebsampson8991
@nebsampson8991 2 жыл бұрын
"My aunt used to make it for her children, and one of them's a mover - he's doing fine." All-timer
@MemoROFL
@MemoROFL 2 жыл бұрын
Hearing Ben break down laughing and say "it's dog food" made my day
@joshhrst
@joshhrst 2 жыл бұрын
I really like it when its just you and Ben.
@vsslsmchlks
@vsslsmchlks 2 жыл бұрын
@RealmEnchanted The blend of mild anger and subtle disgust when Ben interrupts is just sheer beauty.
@autumnlover12358
@autumnlover12358 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon needs to play the role of Angela Merkel if they ever make a biopic about her. There is no other option.
@DopeBox666
@DopeBox666 2 жыл бұрын
He's expensive compared to what?
@GonzoGolf
@GonzoGolf 2 жыл бұрын
Not possible considering that Angela Merkel is actually funny
@caladr9367
@caladr9367 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon as Merkel selling out Germany to the Russians in exchange for prime real estate
@katainz
@katainz 2 жыл бұрын
@@GonzoGolf say whaaaaa? lol
@olliefoxx7165
@olliefoxx7165 2 жыл бұрын
@@GonzoGolf Funny? That word doesn't mean what you think it does.
@det.caribou7405
@det.caribou7405 2 жыл бұрын
Ben looks more and more like a little wooden puppet that was made in Tim’s workshop.
@KP71810
@KP71810 2 жыл бұрын
Loooool
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr 2 жыл бұрын
Remember folks, Arby's isn't a restaurant. It's a facility.
@Dan0TheMano
@Dan0TheMano 2 жыл бұрын
I have one across the street from me. It manufactures diarrhea.
@howiegruwitz3173
@howiegruwitz3173 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dan0TheMano I've been twice and rrhea'd both times.
@nickysantoro9194
@nickysantoro9194 2 жыл бұрын
Obviously you've never had the meal with au jue sauce.
@JerseyfreshXx
@JerseyfreshXx 2 жыл бұрын
Well it’s certainly not a corporate steakhouse 😂
@MoreBud-Angel
@MoreBud-Angel 2 жыл бұрын
That's trool. Combo of True and Cool.
@mcnally211
@mcnally211 2 жыл бұрын
Looks like Ben is responding & adjusting well to the last few rounds of beatings. At least hes now releasing podcasts on time.😒
@tastas8554
@tastas8554 2 жыл бұрын
Still an ungrateful so and so
@Sprite_525
@Sprite_525 2 жыл бұрын
Sam Hyde trained Ben, so it’s even
@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13
@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13 2 жыл бұрын
It's nice of Tim to keep the bruises where Ben's wife can cover them up... He's got it good there.
@pastrie42
@pastrie42 2 жыл бұрын
Ben uses the same bruise kit Amber does to hide the beatings.
@rickybobby2789
@rickybobby2789 2 жыл бұрын
Amber Turd is his makeup artist
@fredpennerfringe
@fredpennerfringe 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry, by June we’ll be in the middle of the monkey pox run of the pandemic series, your special will be topical again before you know it.
@VoiceOfReason919
@VoiceOfReason919 2 жыл бұрын
Banks are inciting a market crash again, this will lead to more printing and finally that future currency everyone is excited about
@bobbywhitaker8872
@bobbywhitaker8872 2 жыл бұрын
I have the same feeling. If you're right. Which I'm sure you will be. I'm gonna be pissed.
@mindzeye270
@mindzeye270 2 жыл бұрын
There's a video out there of Bill Gates talking about this happening because he is behind it. They already fact checked that and said it wasn't true, which means it is. There was a semi accident carrying infected monkeys in the states maybe 6 months ago. They want everything to shut down again untill everyone is broke and dependent on the government. Check out 2000 mules
@MrLextune
@MrLextune 2 жыл бұрын
Is it almost monkey pox season already? I still have my Ukraine decorations up.
@dakotadad8835
@dakotadad8835 2 жыл бұрын
Now this one is a glass half full kinda guy
@poopstainhotdog1
@poopstainhotdog1 2 жыл бұрын
Love Tim and this community. It makes me believe there’s actually some hope left for humanity
@fuckyoutube2326
@fuckyoutube2326 2 жыл бұрын
We wish you well.
@datboiisforreal
@datboiisforreal 2 жыл бұрын
There isn't
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 2 жыл бұрын
We love you too you animal , and there's no hope , only laughter ( jk😁❤)
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 2 жыл бұрын
@@fuckyoutube2326 you have the greatest KZfaq channel name 👏👏👏👏
@OutOfNamesToChoose
@OutOfNamesToChoose 2 жыл бұрын
Don't put your hope in me. You'll only be disappointed.
@olslap85
@olslap85 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Tim works Ben; looking directly at him as he delivers punchlines.
@Riomojo
@Riomojo 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a real knife fight out here for baby formula
@krikeydial3430
@krikeydial3430 2 жыл бұрын
You have to live near Mexicans. There is plenty of food and formula on the shelves anywhere Spanish is spoken.
@benjaminkell3726
@benjaminkell3726 2 жыл бұрын
Its not that bad yet they said it was still just a shoving match on the business channel
@brianeno608
@brianeno608 2 жыл бұрын
Takki will stab you in the Riehbs.
@M_M_U_S_A
@M_M_U_S_A 2 жыл бұрын
I spent all my money on an NFT of Schaub and Bobby Lee fighting
@rickybobby2789
@rickybobby2789 2 жыл бұрын
A dollar spent is a dollar wasted
@donhutchinsiv4193
@donhutchinsiv4193 2 жыл бұрын
You can get the real thing for free on KZfaq.
@Skegfromcraigslist
@Skegfromcraigslist 2 жыл бұрын
Talmbout cryptic-courtesy bapa?
@jakemuck275
@jakemuck275 2 жыл бұрын
Tim gives me the strength and courage too leave my family and sell jewelry on the road
@vsslsmchlks
@vsslsmchlks 2 жыл бұрын
That's a nice circumscription for Bitcoin.
@beejereeno2
@beejereeno2 2 жыл бұрын
You lucky son of a.... some of us are still waiting for our Tim Dillon Jewelry to start our businesses!
@leroygonzales7003
@leroygonzales7003 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Tim can do this with a straight face is TOP tier comedy lmao!!
@vsslsmchlks
@vsslsmchlks 2 жыл бұрын
Bro when he loses his shit at 22:05 I am BUGGIN 😂
@bobbywhitaker8872
@bobbywhitaker8872 2 жыл бұрын
Ben choking like a jackass at the beginning...this is the pinnacle of perfection.
@MikeB128
@MikeB128 2 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong about stretching that food.
@fillmorehillmore8239
@fillmorehillmore8239 2 жыл бұрын
Ragu and Rice sounds great. I just downed 8 Kraft singles and a sleeve of saltines and called it a night.
@earningattorney9887
@earningattorney9887 2 жыл бұрын
Tim roasting his own special is best
@OutlierConcepts
@OutlierConcepts 2 жыл бұрын
"You're laughing but I'm not wrong" is a great description of this podcast
@Kallakin
@Kallakin 2 жыл бұрын
This podcast brings me so much joy. Idk what that says about my mental state
@sondre113
@sondre113 Жыл бұрын
"hehe"
@majdiawad1282
@majdiawad1282 2 жыл бұрын
TIM, YOU SAVED MY LIFE this past 4 months. I have severe PTSD, and your podcast has kept me from relapsing on Percadoodledos. Instead, I am in a graduate program for global policy in conjunction with the UN, (learning how to criticize global leaders). Additionally, I am now a duel degree UNMA (United Nations & Global Affairs), and just got a 75% scholarship to Law school. Thank you for keeping my alive when my nightmares got bad last year. I seriously appreciate you, and I know you appreciate what the show has done for you ever more lol. Sending LOVE AND POSITIVE ENERGY!
@feanor7080
@feanor7080 2 жыл бұрын
Tim: 'People need to live.' Ben: *laughs hysterically*
@cameronthompson1296
@cameronthompson1296 2 жыл бұрын
Tim doesn't have to identify as a man or woman, he can identify as a legend
@VoiceOfReason919
@VoiceOfReason919 2 жыл бұрын
ISDA Swaps are being used to take your money you pawn
@connorburrus6069
@connorburrus6069 2 жыл бұрын
Word
@slickpick555
@slickpick555 2 жыл бұрын
Don't
@jb1996BLOP
@jb1996BLOP 2 жыл бұрын
Tim identifies as non-plebiary
@eldar6267
@eldar6267 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't this joke kinda played out now
@rufioswitch2132
@rufioswitch2132 2 жыл бұрын
Tokkie is actually Brendan Schaub and De Antwoord is Joe Rogan
@chelsealee6349
@chelsealee6349 2 жыл бұрын
Of course Tim’s cardio advice would be “have night terrors” 😂😂
@JohnDoe-_-
@JohnDoe-_- 2 жыл бұрын
My parents used to take us out to eat all the time. We would drive around to mcdonalds, walmart, the local grocery store, dominos, and check the dumpsters behind the stores for expired produce and shit, then plug our electric griddle into the outlet at the car wash and whip up a nice meal. For dessert, we'd go to dunkin donuts and wait at their dumpster around closing time until they brought out the day old donuts to throw away, and we'd intercept them. They even had a TV inside that kinda faced the parking lot so we'd sit in the car and watch their TV through the window. After a week the employees stopped calling the cops on us and even gave us the days left over coffee. Good times. 😏
@Nawalta
@Nawalta 2 жыл бұрын
The American dream! Joke aside, thanks for sharing your story homie ;)
@ChiggidyChuck
@ChiggidyChuck 2 жыл бұрын
2/3 out of 5 days in the work week I go to a particular Dunkins in Central Massachusetts. There is a vibrant fentanyl/homeless community/camp right behind the lot. They pull out all of the tricks. All of the stops. They have their entire lives set up ready to go all based on the traffic/volume of this particular Dunkins/gas station. It's simultaneously hilarious/disgusting. There is a legitimate homeless encampment based on this one particularlocation. It is horrific and glorious
@Charlieboy2680
@Charlieboy2680 2 жыл бұрын
Been there, good times!!
@laptoptweakingtips
@laptoptweakingtips 2 жыл бұрын
As a South African hearing you say 'talk about a terrible accent' had me rolling on the floor!! Best podcast in the world!!! #justsaying
@steyndewet1191
@steyndewet1191 2 жыл бұрын
But I do feel we have to defend Dee Untvord. How dare they think they may even speak about our gods? Was probably Ben's idea...
@laptoptweakingtips
@laptoptweakingtips 2 жыл бұрын
@@steyndewet1191 Ben and his bright ideas, it's like he is actively trying to undermine Tim every step of the way
@steyndewet1191
@steyndewet1191 2 жыл бұрын
@@laptoptweakingtips and an entire culture along with that😡😡😡. Ben must be cancelled
@laptoptweakingtips
@laptoptweakingtips 2 жыл бұрын
@@steyndewet1191 maybe, but where would he go? Rogans show? I think Tim must stick with him for the time being... Yes or yes?
@steyndewet1191
@steyndewet1191 2 жыл бұрын
@@laptoptweakingtips who's this Rogan fellow you're referring to?
@randallb.7180
@randallb.7180 2 жыл бұрын
A Tim Dillon cooking show could be fun.
@Emidretrauqe
@Emidretrauqe 2 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed watching him make an omelette that one time.
@mikebrennan7045
@mikebrennan7045 2 жыл бұрын
Tim: "for $11.47 a week you can feed your family" Me: this sounds like a commercial for feeding African children...
@TheGuitar777
@TheGuitar777 2 жыл бұрын
I was gonna kill myself. Now that this is out I will wait at least another hour and a half. Thanks Tim ❤️
@yourdumbeyes
@yourdumbeyes 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen Tim’s set three times in the last calendar year and still can’t wait for this special.
@DeflatingAtheism
@DeflatingAtheism 2 жыл бұрын
“What about these murder hornets? You heard about these?"
@thebesteverica13
@thebesteverica13 2 жыл бұрын
You know it’s gonna be a doozy when Timmy is in the polo sport
@nickypoundtown9568
@nickypoundtown9568 2 жыл бұрын
That studio smells like double black
@apmac6723
@apmac6723 2 жыл бұрын
Ralph Lauren's finest
@neyhole8562
@neyhole8562 2 жыл бұрын
Ben clearly has NEVER had a STRUGGLE in his life!!
@ivanamicimici
@ivanamicimici 2 жыл бұрын
I hope Tim reads the comment section so he can see how much he is loved by his fans who can't attend his show.
@stevemygoodman7809
@stevemygoodman7809 2 жыл бұрын
He might read his Patreon comments. Ben would talk and respond some
@adampurcellrrt
@adampurcellrrt 2 жыл бұрын
You could just go see his show
@LimorG
@LimorG 2 жыл бұрын
@@adampurcellrrt you know he has fans all over the WORLD right?
@ivanamicimici
@ivanamicimici 2 жыл бұрын
@@adampurcellrrt besides being a single parent and having major knee surgery last week, I also live in Germany so that's a firm no for me going to his show 🙂
@AngelRivera-fp9md
@AngelRivera-fp9md 2 жыл бұрын
@@adampurcellrrt there is a 1,000 reasons why some people cant go out often or go out at all. I guess you are like 16 years old or living on your parents basement...or both
@CurtisJBergerJr
@CurtisJBergerJr 2 жыл бұрын
Tim not even caring about his comedy special is the reason he is so popular!
@slimeprivilege
@slimeprivilege 2 жыл бұрын
couldn't fucking breathe while Tim talked about his Aunt's rice recipe near the end. nearly died laughing god i hope it makes it during an episode one day
@HaddyD
@HaddyD 2 жыл бұрын
“She tried to give it to me one time, I almost threw the plate at her head!” Hahaha fucking amazing
@godlymajins
@godlymajins 2 жыл бұрын
Was there at the taping of the special! Was amazing, thank you!
@soupornaut42
@soupornaut42 2 жыл бұрын
This podcast is such a good companion as I drive from fast food place to fast food place eating my feelings and hangover away. God bless you Tim.
@vsslsmchlks
@vsslsmchlks 2 жыл бұрын
May the Lord redeem Your Soul.
@ThaDentMan
@ThaDentMan 2 жыл бұрын
Eggs are not only up 11% but more like 210% in Jersey.
@HindianYT
@HindianYT 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when this channel barely had 100k subs. Now you're almost at half a mill. Keep up the grind!
@Audiofatuation
@Audiofatuation 2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@AM2K2
@AM2K2 2 жыл бұрын
alright hipster calm down
@heatherg2504
@heatherg2504 2 жыл бұрын
Bravo!!!! I can actually hear this episode! WooHoo the audio is finally at the correct level please keep in there. Thanks love the show listen to every single episode but usually it is recorded and uploaded with the volume too low. This one is Perfect!!!!!!!
@ImChief
@ImChief 2 жыл бұрын
Ben literally shaking around the 18 minute mark because he's trying not to lose it is what makes this show amazing.
@vsslsmchlks
@vsslsmchlks 2 жыл бұрын
yeah slowpoke we know that, that's why we´re all here.
@bcvetkov8534
@bcvetkov8534 2 жыл бұрын
As someone from Michigan when Tim said he'd rather die than live in upper Michigan I don't blame him. Had me rolling. 😂😂😂
@tolmaeith
@tolmaeith 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Ben laugh about that Ragu meal made me realize how much of a Joker type character he is, laughing maniacally at the ingenuity that develops from poverty, thank PIG he has someone that loves him enough to keep him employed
@thejoker114
@thejoker114 2 жыл бұрын
Listening to this as I return from an early morning acid trip with my brother down at the river...I am tripping balllls and yaaasssss
@Thembisile13
@Thembisile13 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha Tim Dillon talking about South Africa as a South African myself makes this more hilarious.
@feanor7080
@feanor7080 2 жыл бұрын
We are truly blessed
@aidandberasmus8744
@aidandberasmus8744 2 жыл бұрын
🤣 Accent from Hell
@bulkbogan4320
@bulkbogan4320 2 жыл бұрын
They should give south Africa back to people of color.. the whites should get some bs island kinda like how the jews got Isreal..
@milkymane4910
@milkymane4910 2 жыл бұрын
Of course it's die fokken antwoord that's gets us on the show
@samkelokleinbooi
@samkelokleinbooi 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh imagine Die Fokken Antwoord being Tim's first reference of South Africa forever now😭😭😭
@DawnWillDoIt
@DawnWillDoIt 2 жыл бұрын
It sounds like an actual knife fight in South Africa
@godsglizzy2232
@godsglizzy2232 2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully, during this episode, Ben doesn't ruin everything that Tim has created...
@jasonthompson5624
@jasonthompson5624 2 жыл бұрын
You said it...Tim needs to fire idiot Ben
@sylable4321
@sylable4321 2 жыл бұрын
Too late 😔
@beejereeno2
@beejereeno2 2 жыл бұрын
Ben literally ruins everything.
@DeeloGoodquest
@DeeloGoodquest 2 жыл бұрын
I'm broke af and appreciate the cuisine recommendations. Thanks.
@Peanutbutter2nice
@Peanutbutter2nice 2 жыл бұрын
Had to get a new journal after writing down all the great advice Tim gave this ep.
@6XGuitarXheroX6
@6XGuitarXheroX6 2 жыл бұрын
You've always got a rather unique way of phrasing things Tim 🤣
@matthewdarcy6859
@matthewdarcy6859 2 жыл бұрын
The queen pig is so much more pleasing in the visual. Bless his bloated heart ❤
@daleklord77
@daleklord77 2 жыл бұрын
The idea of Tim doing a cooking segment for the podcast brings me so much joy. It must be done yes or yes
@jaycannon2099
@jaycannon2099 2 жыл бұрын
The blood ritual is just part of the culture there kind of like eating the plastic found in fast food in the United States. Tokkie needs to show some gratitude. Thanks Tim for calling this lack of gratitude out. You're right he was born to play in horror films thank of the time and money that could be saved just on make-up and costume. This kid is a natural for the horror genre no question about it.
@steyndewet1191
@steyndewet1191 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly, our blood rituals are wholesome family times. Some of my fondest memories...
@HelpMe_OrNot
@HelpMe_OrNot 2 жыл бұрын
It’s pronounced “horrah”
@brianeno608
@brianeno608 2 жыл бұрын
He stabbed his bloody brother in the Riehbs. It traumatised the poor little Freddy that he was capable of stabbing him over some beats by Dre and when he wanted some beats by dad for his "crim" he was rewarded. Poor little tiktoky.
@seanmaierhofer5925
@seanmaierhofer5925 2 жыл бұрын
Timmy makes us sit thru 25 minutes of Slop to hear the gold and we eat it up like pigs
@MoranisToboggan
@MoranisToboggan 2 жыл бұрын
“You better eat this red shit !!! Money doesn’t exist anymore ungrateful bastards,” words of the future.
@yew2oob954
@yew2oob954 2 жыл бұрын
Except for food literally grows for free...the fact that a company can own the concept of corn is why people will starve.
@keion_arknights
@keion_arknights 2 жыл бұрын
@@yew2oob954 What are you on about, anyone can grow their own food but without experience and resources it's nearly impossible to sustain yourself on that.
@yew2oob954
@yew2oob954 2 жыл бұрын
@@keion_arknights Yeah...except for all of human history disagrees with you.
@SyntaxErr19287
@SyntaxErr19287 2 жыл бұрын
@@yew2oob954 tell that to Mr Gates and Evergrande buying farmland 10s of thousands of acres at a time
@yew2oob954
@yew2oob954 2 жыл бұрын
@@SyntaxErr19287 Re-read the exchange...I think we are saying the same thing.
@Cryptum404
@Cryptum404 2 жыл бұрын
The gringo Papi joke at the end is gold
@jwilsss
@jwilsss 2 жыл бұрын
Excited for the special, can’t wait to see what I’ve been missing
@MeanBadger89
@MeanBadger89 2 жыл бұрын
Breast feeding isn't possible for some women, some women just don't produce milk or produce enough milk. I breast fed all 4 of my children until they were 6 months old. I could never produce milk after 6mo. I just dried up. But we didn't rely on formula after, because our first baby had tummy issues we had to use Goats Milk. It's like the universal milk for mammals. We did the same with my other 3, after 6 months. I would very much recommend Goats milk for any parents who have babies that need special hypoallergenic formula.
@rickybobby2789
@rickybobby2789 2 жыл бұрын
🐐 🥛 is the goat
@zeitGGeist
@zeitGGeist 2 жыл бұрын
The American diet ensures mothers stop producing after a few months. Capital baby!!!
@BlazRa
@BlazRa 2 жыл бұрын
That doesn't change reality formula has heavy metals and fluoride those are very fucking toxic things and it doesn't have enough nutrients
@dcsc1
@dcsc1 2 жыл бұрын
I was born in Zimbabwe, grew up in South Africa till age 12 then moved to Australia. Can I get a moment of silence for my accent 😞
@Sinic818
@Sinic818 2 жыл бұрын
My dad would make something similar to that rice recipe when I was a kid. He called it "Half-Assed Spanish Rice". Not a bad meal.
@Bigdog5400
@Bigdog5400 2 жыл бұрын
It was wonderful listening to Ben laugh there like a privileged 1950's housewife who hasn't eaten anything but what they're cooking at the Miami country clubs when Tim gave out true American recipes.
@ChelleSimon
@ChelleSimon 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for the special.
@imnotbenavery9220
@imnotbenavery9220 2 жыл бұрын
Back to 9pm est Saturday drops?! Please keep this old schedule, you’re the only Saturday pod that drops that I look forward to.
@Grilledhotchips
@Grilledhotchips 2 жыл бұрын
As I’ve learned since being out on my own. A 50 pound bag of white rice is very versatile
@dukirps
@dukirps 2 жыл бұрын
These two compliment each other beautifully. King and his court jester but the king is making his Jester laugh constantly. Perfect dynamic
@jesusislord7779
@jesusislord7779 2 жыл бұрын
“Guess it’s time for a World War “-World Economic Forum
@jordanjae
@jordanjae 2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see another FAKE BUSINESS call to a real professional!!! Lmao
@dukirps
@dukirps 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. More calls please!
@McCandlessMike45
@McCandlessMike45 2 жыл бұрын
But lawyers and things.
@jordanmercier3616
@jordanmercier3616 2 жыл бұрын
@@McCandlessMike45 just get fake lawyers to call the real lawyers and threaten them with fake lawsuits, problem solved.
@rickybobby2789
@rickybobby2789 2 жыл бұрын
Tim should Call a law office and ask what the punishment would be if Tim would make a fake assault accusation against Ben.
@jibbyjabs
@jibbyjabs 2 жыл бұрын
Great time to call a baby food representative
@Apoplectic_Spock
@Apoplectic_Spock 2 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to be huddled into my rad bunker, eating Ragu, Rice, and Cheese with The Gringo Papi on repeat! What a way to die slowly!
@youngwalkerotos
@youngwalkerotos 2 жыл бұрын
How you can tell Tim is rich- *denies towel after spilling water *proceeds to immediately put the microphone through the spilt water
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 2 жыл бұрын
Raised by idiotic self-obsessed boomers, not rich.
@husamettin_amayandancakar1553
@husamettin_amayandancakar1553 2 жыл бұрын
I want my baby formula to be sourced exclusively from widowed Ukrainian mothers
@theimplication2581
@theimplication2581 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he got to the school lunch recipe that I had to pause it for a solid three minutes. Quality.
@michaelhubbard5013
@michaelhubbard5013 2 жыл бұрын
Tim seems really proud about his topical, upcoming Special
@grumpydave7329
@grumpydave7329 2 жыл бұрын
"Let them eat stuff that lasts all week." -Tim Dillon
@imemberberry
@imemberberry 2 жыл бұрын
Roll them into energy balls, and you got yourself a nutritious treat to go!
@ethermouse
@ethermouse 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe now that the tour is over and Tim is back in the US can we back on track with some funny ad reads?
@mitchellanderson3068
@mitchellanderson3068 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. I nearly spit out my sauce over rice with cheese and oyster crackers in it.
@theironforce3000
@theironforce3000 2 жыл бұрын
Excellent episode 😆 I really hope you guys try that rice n cheese recipe on the show next time
@AarononYoutube
@AarononYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
Tim finding 2009 hip hop from south Africa is kinda interesting. I wish he had been on the internet longer
@SyntaxErr19287
@SyntaxErr19287 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a shame the band before die antwoord called Max Normal are actually so musically gifted and the die antwoord shtick is all fake
@stevenclyde5400
@stevenclyde5400 2 жыл бұрын
I am a recovering drug addict and I only smoke and shoot up once a week now on Saturdays, so thank you so much for saving my life
@rickybobby2789
@rickybobby2789 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats, your family must be so proud
@flannelmann
@flannelmann 2 жыл бұрын
Literally eating a hot dog while listening.
@flock221
@flock221 2 жыл бұрын
haven’t watched the show in a while. this was a nice episode
@nickleon58
@nickleon58 2 жыл бұрын
Having a super stressful day at work, the pig is my only reprieve while I take my lunch.
@prod.bynil-oh7440
@prod.bynil-oh7440 2 жыл бұрын
This Tokkie fella shoud be a little Bit more gratefull for Not dying in a dumbster
@AngelWest58
@AngelWest58 2 жыл бұрын
dumpster ... but dumbster is good too
@kytho7425
@kytho7425 2 жыл бұрын
The greatest podcast duo of all time
@vavasteph
@vavasteph 2 жыл бұрын
Tim you are making me hungry. This is actually pretty good! Cheap meal and the cheese makes it a lot tastier
@dalelane1948
@dalelane1948 2 жыл бұрын
big fan, live in australia, had no idea you were here until now
@NegationOfNegation
@NegationOfNegation 2 жыл бұрын
"A bitcoin is a perfect replacement for a child" - facts, Tim, facts
@vsslsmchlks
@vsslsmchlks 2 жыл бұрын
It sure is as volatile as a kid.
@Grungeman17
@Grungeman17 2 жыл бұрын
Shows a decent one to fall back asleep to in the middle of the night...
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 2 жыл бұрын
50:40 the cactus is still rolling from the last ad 🤣
@mikeyo1O1
@mikeyo1O1 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. About 40 min in Timmy solves the puzzle. I fucking love it.
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