Workin us. Im getting worked.

symptoms of a dumped girlfriend (hahaha how sad)

She reminds me of the girl from dynasty tv series.

Woof. Thats way too honest.

Please tell me someone rescued the puppy and giraffe

As well as the giraffe

No. Its in the trash.

Braelin Vibbard Lets hope, but no promises

They said hopefully

Yeah the doggy is bretty güd

My grandma keeps this lump of painted clay I made when I was 7 on her mantelpiece just so she can remind me that I made her pay €2 for it

Right finally you get it... Then you throw it away

My grandma keeps stuff I made when I was 7 on her shelf. As bad as they are, it's kind of endearing to know that she held onto them...

That can really backfire, I made this hideous clay head in art in year 7 (I thought the project was stupid, and hence made a thing I recall naming something along the lines of a ‘punk elf’), well I bought this joke of a project home, and my mum loves the revolting little thing, and 5 years and 2 house moves later this thing still haunts me. I hate it with a passion but my mum keeps it on her windowsill.

@@seratheeducatedfeline4227 i SWEAR nobody asks, I SWEAR TO GOD

That's actually a really good idea. I might write that. What type of demented are you thinking? Like progressively more nihilistic and psychotic? Maybe incorporating like bones and stuff into the crafts?

so like dan and phil crafts?

Ooh watch Drawfee’s The Fear of Painting series

@@adaharrisonn maybe something like, crafting a gift for a dead relative? or fixating on some external events

@@dreamingofjupiter4065 I was gonna mention that.

Well, technically selling is not keeping.

@@LordSandwichII and the people keeping their products aren't the ones who made it, so they aren't "keeping what [they] craft" either!

Not just you. Life is getting to them like all adults eventually deal with.

That's just what happens after college.

The world is getting more nihilistic as time goes by. Let's face it us all dying in the next 50 years or so is a really real possibility.

I think it’s society lol. We live in a society

Your question is as meaningless as its answer.

Lol

Lol laugh a little

So did the dog

Hahaha saaaame

Yes

@Tara S. I don't craft objects like those presented in the video, but I paint miniatures. Looking at already painted miniatures can actually bring enjoyment, a sense of accomplishment. I imagine you could get the same from these crafts, especially since you make them from scratch. Aside from that I could play table top miniature games with them, but I have until this point not used my miniatures for that purpose.

The journey is more important than the destination. Too many people focus on the end product of crafts and art, but the passionate journey there is also important

Yes it is lol, they’re just making a joke

You described crafst perfectly

Sophia Clay You clearly have no idea how much materials cost.

As a knitting Person, i wholeheartedly agree. I don't own one knitted thing, but everyone I know loves my cozy cute colorful scarfs.

There are different types of craft. Don’t compare just a shitty card with no effort put in it and a clay figure

@@Dracxina * everyone I know *pretends to* love my cozy, cute, colorful scarfs Nice Alliteration btw

Yeah, she's amazingly good and I can admit that even though I have the same opinion on crafts that is portrayed in this video.

Did you not notice the paint on the giraffe change?

rachel did you even pay attention? Because it was very clear that she wasn’t actually the one who made those things.

@@thatgirlreacts5465 I mean I was being sarcastic but whatever

rachel oh I’m sorry, I left my crystal ball in my other mystic closet. My bad! Now THAT is sarcasm! Watch and learn, idiot.

Start an Esty shop!

It's ok, I assume this advice just applies to people, who are bad at crafting. If I would want to get rid of something I crafted/painted I'd just start taking people up on their offers to buy it from me.

You got this from the we toon called the gamer. Nice

Sorry I ate I’m pretty sure that quote came from the philosopher Nietzsche. The gamer just used it.

probably should have gone with "glazing"

Hmmm do u...play ML?

I feel like this could be the start of a story where you find a master glass blower with this thing he made when he was young

I found a rose quartz dolphin with part of the tail broken off at an estate sale. It was 50¢ and nobody was gonna by it since it was broken. It’s really cute!

i worked in a library that had an adjoining charity shop for about a year and they often got donations of handmade stuff. some of it was haggled to up to 25 dollars.

I didn’t know beyond birthday liked rabbits....

My family has quite a few heirlooms that were homemade and passed on from previous generations. My Grandma painted these beautiful roses, and it's one of our most treasured possessions.

My family kept my great-grandmother's old cow milking stool.

My family has kept my brother's clay figurines that he made as a teenager (He's in his late 40s now) They're really neat. They look like something you'd see on a metal album. I love them and would never get rid of them

I have a figure made all out of shells by my grandma. I’m very happy she kept it.

Ur not

It's actually 2 different giraffes! If you look closely, the first spots placed on it are all huge, but the finished giraffe only has small spots. They've tricked us all! Just imagine the horrors they must be inflicting on the first giraffe right now, hoping that nobody will ever suspect the ol' switcheroo. Oh, the humanity.

giraffes do not exist

Yeah, I actually liked that one! :(

I liked the puppy too, besides if a friend put that much effort into something for me I'd keep it, at least a while.

You beat me again? Stop being a faster commenter than me it lowers my self respect

@@noonespecial5360 I was the one who slashed the tires on your comment car. BWAHAHA.

@@norefunds4731 YOU FIEND! THAT WAS MY WHEELCHAIR

@@noonespecial5360 Next you're going to tell me that the scarecrow who begged and screamed as I continued punching it was my grandmother. I'm not falling for it.

Why not both? The human body is full of squishy bits great for crafting artistic pieces sure to be enjoyed by CSI's for hours!

Me too

Sharp Design a part of me died when she trashed it 😔

Step one: find a girlfriend Step two: make a hole in a condom Step three: rise a child Step four: make it craft a dog 🐕 (It may be long but it's the only acceptable way to craft a horrible dog and display it)

I think those are prone to losing form but I could be wrong.

Must... not... like... comment... (because it's at 666)

actually they just look alike this is Jess Ross Jennifer Stone played Harper in WOWP

Krystal Star r/Wooosh

I was like "why???" and then it hit me And now i'm laughing so hard

What rascism

@@joseaguirre2356 what

Made me gasp lmao

Lol

Probably, I think she was pretty dead inside, maybe it was foreshadowing.

I was thinking that too, but shredded it works well as bedding for a caged pet (as long as the paint is non-toxic) and/or compost it for your garden (a garden is like a craft, a lot more work but you can usually more enjoy the... 'fruits' of your labor... Get it???)

...

Honestly I would buy carved soap items if I really liked them. Yes, it is a luxury (which I definitely couldn't afford every time I need some soap) but it would make a great gift for Christmas or just a treat for yourself. Plus you are supporting someone who did this out of choice and to enjoy it. I know some of the things (esp. beginner pieces) are actually dust collectors. But yes, I do feel bad if I'd throw them away. I for sure know me and my boyfriend (we are both passionate writers and like drawing on occasion) still have some of our first works, some okay, some with potential and some which are just pure cringe. Looking back is kinda fun as well. I just picked up hand sewing and I'm glad that I can reuse (most of) the fabric if I really messed up or don't need it the way it is sewn anymore. But I really feel the pain people with more "widespreading" hobbies must feel (widespreading as in you can't just store it in two or three large folders like paper)...

That’s a good modus

Arent corks already circular? What did she change about it?

The Crazed Chef the point is .. she made a craft that wasn’t immediately placed in the trash

you know, now that I think about it, if I was a five year old, I think I'd enjoy playing with the dog and giraffe, and since the stamps being used on clothing to make them look better, I think crafts may actually be useful.

Hello I'm Kelzo she meaningless of her actions has left her unable to feel anything

It's pretty clear that woman doesn't care about SHIT

She's got no feelings left to shed

ik this is an old comment but polymer clay honestly isn't that hot coming out of the oven! it's definitely painful but not as much as life!

Or a kindergarten teacher who was denied tenure

I am that teacher. (Well, private tutor, whatever.)

Very true but I think the point Jess was making was more just about how she doesn't want the crafts gathering dust on her shelf and she has no one to give them to

@@SurprisinglyDeep that's because her crafts were shitty. And useless. There are actually plenty of crafts that are not shitty and make great gifts or home decor. Tbf, tho, most of those are just called "diy". For proof just look up Anthropologie hacks. Or just look up the stuff Anthropologie sells. Most of the things they sell for $50-$200 can be replicated for around $20.

@@sierrasouthwell9237 yeah man the big difference is skill and experience. putting effort into improving your skills (ie: painting, sculpting, sewing, woodworking) is the difference between a trash craft and a unique art piece. all that being said, creating and crafting have intrinsic benefits to the psyche no matter the skill level

She was using crafts to escape real life. It was a distraction from her thoughts about her past, present, and future. Some people take drugs, drink, sleep around, etc. to escape life; she makes crafts! But even if you make crafts, it doesn't mean you'll be able to escape the horrors of day to day life.... If you wanna do that successfully, play video games! :D

augusta awww bless ❤️ you’re so right

You mean *attacked?

I make shit just to make it and chuck that shit straight in the trash where it belongs.

I'm a nihilistic 'crafter'

Did you just make a pun sir Puns are worse than trash

@@PowerUpPlease you learn that after keeping crafts for the first times and then suddenly realizing it has no actual utility or purpose.

Adding that a lot of incredible pieces of art have been just tossed aside and the artisans who worked on them forgotten because no one took women's art seriously.

this is an incredibly good point. i had no idea about this. something felt off about this entire video to me tbh. im glad some people are on the same page as me

I mean it's just art in general, not necessarily women's art.

Crafts suck. Man or women if you make crafts, NO ONE WANTS THEM Plus we aren't in 1950 women are now respected for there art

SIMP

Like that'll matter in 50 years when we all die.

@@TheGoldenDunsparce true... so what if plastic decays 1000 years, in 1000 years planet will either be covered in one gigantic city, or all sentient life will be gone and then even million years is nothing

Those replies got deep really quickly...

@@TheGoldenDunsparce Paper takes WAY longer than that to decompose

@@aman-qj5sx .... he means when WE die in 50 years...

I'm pretty sure it was just aggressively. Nothing passive about it lol

@@zaidjamal yeah and ripping is more like a slap in the face for your hopes and dreams

I'd hate to see your idea of an overt "rip." I'm guessing bombing campaigns and gas chambers. >.

in field clout drought 🙄

Because they're getting fired

Liked because that's pretty funny, but in all seriousness, don't give up! I have tons of half finished projects, but it's getting better because I've learned not to start anything that won't take more than five minutes while other projects are still ongoing. But my mother started embroidering her wedding monogram as an anniversary gift, and kept moving the number of years celebrating with each new child and tribulation. She finished it last month and got it framed, and it's all the more beautiful for the time and dedication invested. Take your time, do it out of love, not obligation, and celebrate every step. You can do it!

I'm same with my crafts, and I have too many. Plus the writer's block. But its making the time we need in our hobbies.

Cameleopards are though.

@@acdsarc11 Lies. Heathen!

shun the nonbeliever shuuun shuuuuuun

It seems proper punctuation isn’t real either

It seems proper punctuation isn’t real either

Granny’s Tighty Whitey’s same

We are ALL insignificant buddy. We are all insignificant....

It's ok, 2 hours of Pinterest will make it all better 🌈💖🦄🧚‍♀️🎨

Mary M lol 😂

Not insignificant. Just wasteful.

Gay

@@norefunds4731 that's not Satan, that's a picture of Billie Eilish the pop singer.

Your "About" section is hilarious

bitter

see every comment

Lol laugh a little, humility is being able to laugh at one self

Lol same, but it made me smile in some psychotic way

I was going to say the exact same thing

I needle felt, so I felt personally attacked the minute it started

KZfaq hurt my feelings. Pinterest made me feel better

im glad some people are with me on this. it wasnt even just playful cynicism, it was just dark and condescending. I've seen similar parodies like this and they werent as unsettling to watch as this. there was an april fools joke on the channels danisnotonfire (now daniel howell) and amazingphil that was called "dan and phil crafts". it was similar to this but despite the extremely dark humor it was still obviously in good fun. this just left me deflated

@@girlhusband69 Exactly! It's condescending, dark but makes no insightful critique. What they do a lot these days is just shitting on wholesome things people enjoy, then just left you feeling defeated. also this video doesn't really have a point..? Like what's the takeaway of this video ? crafting is stupid and you are an idiot if crafting makes you happy? Why so cynical about this? Can't people be happy? I used to like this type of cynicism from CH, because they used to have a point, but now it gets repetitive and empty. It's edgy for edgy's sake, at this point these videos just seems mean spirited, pointless and not funny.

@@msnicoleleeee314 that's exactly how i felt! and their sketches used to be so much more creative too. every single video is either this, or takes a mundane thing that annoys people and put that to an extreme. it's basically just "relatable humor". it looks like all the good shows they had are being shipped to dropbox right now. like jake and amir, and precious plum. (plum was mostly edge but at least it was a commentary on the horrible industry of exploiting children that is child beauty pagents.) what happened to creativity and lighthearted humor? it just seems like nobody had fun with this video, and that's the big take away. even in newer sketches like "how tall is grant?" and its sequel "is grant keith from buzzfeed?" (not exactly new but newer) they clearly had fun on set with that one. this video was so devoid of any fun. nobody had fun making it. even lele pons seems better to stomach because even though her content is awful, she seems like she has fun with her content.

I think jess literally said it's ok to do crafts to distract yourself from the world, but the idea is most of these 5 minute craft type videos encourage you to make something you'll probably never keep and barely like just for the sake of making something. But it's whatever it's ok to not like a video either way

why? This absolutely made my day 😂

Mine too

She's just jealous...or an a-hole.

Cause it usually is.

My mom actually came into my room once and started throwing stuff away because my room was "too messy." She ended up throwing my homework away because she was angry and didn't pay attention to what she was doing. I was crying, trying to save my homework and my magazines and my defenses only caused her to be more angry and aggressive. She threatened my biggest treasure: If I didn't settle down, she'd throw away my books and bookcase. I broke and went silent. Next day at school, I told the teacher what happened and she didn't believe me. Called my mother to tell her this fantastical story I apparently made up. My mother was standing in the doorway and hit me with a spatula when I got home for telling the teacher what had happened. If your parents act like my mother did, tell a trusted adult. You and your stuff should be safe at home. If your parents make you feel unsafe, they're abusing you. And yeah, I felt unsafe when my mother stormed into my room, destroyed/stole my belongings, and then beat me for telling another adult. It may only be stuff, but it YOUR stuff. Just because you live under someone else's roof doesn't give them any right to your belongings, space, or your body.

Same lol When I gave my brother a high tech immersion circulator cooking appliance for his birthday, he sarcastically asked "wow did you make this?!" Everyone laughed. 😑

Short answer, yes. Long one, because imagine if you were to put that same effort and dedication and mad skills into something truly useful. I mean no disrespect. I love crafting, but most things made are pretty useless. There's not enough quality to call it art, and there's not enough utilitarianism to be a product. Crafters would rule the world if they focused on stuff that improved everyone's lives, not just theirs. It's like 3D printing, at first (and still) a lot of people started printing dumb sh*t and now, somewhere, we have 3D printed houses. Now imagine 3D printed houses for the homeless made out of recycled material compounds. Everybody wins, because a robot is doing a hard job that would require more time and money from more than one person, a sturdy house is being built for someone that needs it, and waste would be out of the oceans. A virtuous cycle is created.

@@bluefernlove define quality in this specific context..

Internet Girl oh come on, I know it’s pleasant to feel on a moral high horse being all “every creation is beautiful” and such, but there’s a difference between a felt toy that looks like a 5-year-old made it and an actual art object (like these terrific almost-alive looking dragons some skilled folks make out of polymer clay, etc). And if you claim you don’t see a difference, you either have severe problems with critical thinking or are lying to yourself in order to feel morally superior. As harsh as it sounds, the world really doesn’t need more crappy crafts. It’s totally possible to find something else which makes you feel good AND actually makes a difference/provides useful results. Knit a scarf. Learn an instrument or a language. Volunteer to paint walls in a kindergarten. The world is full of possibilities, and shutting yourself in a “studio” to produce tons of low-skilled unneeded trinkets is a spit in the face of the universe.

@@jeremiahsmith916 TLDR: don't do what you enjoy if it isn't "useful".

You mean Jess.

Pretty sure Jess is engaged to a woman. And I really hope that scenario's just something you made up on the fly so I can rest easy knowing nobody has actually done that...

@@f.i.r.e.5119 People have done variations of that many times.

@@CharalamposKoundourakis ... I have no words. If that doesn't dissuade everyone from cheating, I have no clue what will...

@@f.i.r.e.5119 That's where crafting comes in handy! Just sew it on, and hack it off, and then she'll *know* how displeased you are.

Same, I was hoping to see some crafts which are actually pointless and the results are really trash-worthy.

Kasia Tokomi I mean the stamp was pretty shit. But the girraffe & the dog were cute!

I agree, the joy of creating is partially the process but also the use - which is giving to someone to enjoy. It's not necessarily just something you do to waste time, you do it for the act of creation. Mostly (for me at least) if I make something decent that is actually nice, if I'm embarrassed to keep it, I just give it to a kid.

I loled.

@Nicholas Belko XD yep hi, grandma here, I'm so terribly dismayed at your lack of love for my crafts which I worked oh so hard on~ *cries*

If its just drawings, you could just keep them inside a photo album. Or draw using a wacom tablet so that the pictures are stored on your computer and you could just print out a photocopy of a drawing if you ever wanted to show it to someone

Same, I am a student and I work with ceramics. Literally every one in my class hates its own work and wants to get rid of it right after its burned. And here I am, collecting their work lol

@@merim5549 wow, you can cheat yourself a huge portfoloio by collecting their work.

Tycho Wozniaki that is literally what i do lmao

Check out REL's channel. She has a pretty decent video on that subject I just watched.

Jesus christ man. You need help

This sketch + 🍷 ^2 = Jenna Marbles

I'm going to follow this thread so I can be a smart-ass and say "r/woooosh" when the opportunity arises

Indeed

And then when you play your tabletop games you'll be left with fond little memories... to occupy your brain in an attempt to push out the crushing reality we live in. Yay escapsim! Check out Dimension 20!

Especially Forky.

I know! I love it so much

You missed the part of the joke where she pointed out the uselessness once completed and serving the crafter no more purpose

FallingStary yes I know it’s a joke But you missed my point Hobbies are a personal thing yes they may not serve a purpose but they will always be fun for you like for example playing a guitar it may not be useful but it will be fun for you

But they do help society. Theyl inspire others to create instead of consume.

Actually crafting can contribute to the community.... Check out Ten Thousand Villages for example. Creators around the world hand make items like home goods, jewelry and gifts. Through a non profit Fair Trade Market store, the original artisans (or crafters) get the profits of the sales. I have purchased handmade stationary, vases, earrings, a very cool baby mobile, and a hand woven basket. Fair Trade stores like these are an awesome way we can support developing communities around the globe, and also have the privilege of cherishing a piece of an artisan's hand crafted workmanship-- often made using recycled materials. (PS recycling materials is just another way crafting can contribute to society.)

pretty sure it was on purpose mate to add to the i hate my life and i hate this craft show vibe

@@joshuadickson6277 Exactly

We meet again father, have you come for my head? Because I as well

We meet again hola! Hahah

I was gonna make the same comment!