3 Pump KINGS! with Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Chris D Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 42

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Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein. The babes talk diets. How does Trevor stay so skinny?!?! How do you know if your new house is haunted? Why is everyone such a creep! Shout out to Ti Ti Jerry! WE LOVE YA BABE! Pete Davidson got hall of fame dick. Dating older women is always the best. How did you lose your V card?! Chrissy is a 3 pump QUEEN! Chris almost gets killed by some woman's husband. How to tell a girl your with is married. Girls with fake instagram accounts. Trev and Mike did a podcast live from the bang bus. What did the bang bus smell like? Trev and Mike talk about their craziest drug experiences. We get to the bottom of Mike's strange ghost experiences. Ever date a girl who lives in a haunted apartment? PURE CHAOS!!!!
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@TrevorWallace
@TrevorWallace 2 жыл бұрын
HELL YA CHRISSSYYY THANKS FOR HAVIN US
@darkmrblank
@darkmrblank 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor killin it
@Squirtle_Bob
@Squirtle_Bob 2 жыл бұрын
You the man brother. Very funny
@jesusmagana8289
@jesusmagana8289 2 жыл бұрын
You guys have a funny ass chemistry!! Haha
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 2 жыл бұрын
You cute kids can come on anytime babe 💜💜🙌🙌😘
@JerseyfreshXx
@JerseyfreshXx 2 жыл бұрын
I bet the smell of the butt mic and staten island are very similar
@simmsFitness
@simmsFitness 2 жыл бұрын
BRO not even a minute into the pod and Chrissy already has his ass out😭😭😭
@nicksurfs1
@nicksurfs1 2 жыл бұрын
He did it for his fellow gay dudes and we love him for it.
@oliviamack2922
@oliviamack2922 2 жыл бұрын
welcome to the CLUB
@attomicchicken
@attomicchicken 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks bro. I usually skip the beginning. Had to.rewind for that shit.
@rihube349
@rihube349 2 жыл бұрын
Blaustein sends the mic from his mouth, to Chris' butt, BACK to his mouth without hesitation. WILD.
@ejfernandez886
@ejfernandez886 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@gangstaflamingo
@gangstaflamingo 2 жыл бұрын
Im a big fan of ATM myself
@heavenwasfool
@heavenwasfool 2 жыл бұрын
Like a real man.
@kstone4396
@kstone4396 Жыл бұрын
What else would you expect from the floor general 😂
@ZombieGameAreMe
@ZombieGameAreMe 2 жыл бұрын
Pimpy tell Chris if he keeps making these shorter and shorter thats gonna cause his taxes to skyrocket
@AgendaInMind
@AgendaInMind 2 жыл бұрын
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by having a traumatic event take them by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
@zone5oog
@zone5oog 2 жыл бұрын
The people need "We call her vinny on the podcast" merch.
@mybbyrocky1
@mybbyrocky1 2 жыл бұрын
Chrissy: You’ve done mushrooms right pimp Pimp: no 😂 I’m dead
@POV18
@POV18 2 жыл бұрын
I could have sworn pimpy did shrooms lol
@mybbyrocky1
@mybbyrocky1 2 жыл бұрын
@@POV18 he’s got that zen and look about him that makes you think that 😂
@POV18
@POV18 2 жыл бұрын
@@mybbyrocky1 oh yeah totally. I think he was high when I met him in FL lmfao such a chill dude. Titi was amazing and Chris was chaotic as always lol
@truerambler
@truerambler 2 жыл бұрын
You knows it’s Tuesday when the FOG rolls in my heart ❤️
@jackmoran5480
@jackmoran5480 2 жыл бұрын
Feelin foggy
@jemiiam
@jemiiam 2 жыл бұрын
FOG- Fall over Gang Friends over Gang
@jakesmall3454
@jakesmall3454 2 жыл бұрын
After watching the Patreon episode, I was nervous about how this episode was gunna play out. Fucking hilarious lmfao
@taylorslade6978
@taylorslade6978 2 жыл бұрын
The zoom at 31:50 is gold.
@isaiah3477
@isaiah3477 2 жыл бұрын
Why was I drinking water when Chris talked about his first 3 pump 😂😂💀
@machine4589
@machine4589 2 жыл бұрын
trevor Wallace is incredible, great duo on the pod Chrissy
@portlandgoose4727
@portlandgoose4727 2 жыл бұрын
4:46 had me in tears 🤣🤣 Chris's face when he realizes how what he said sounded hahaha
@thnktank1
@thnktank1 2 жыл бұрын
18:54 that reaction is phukin GOLD! 😂 Literal phukin tears, lol!
@tammyjanssens5863
@tammyjanssens5863 2 жыл бұрын
Chris has become my fav comic right now. Hilarious..
@vixxa
@vixxa 2 жыл бұрын
These guys are great. Excellent épisode!
@jakesmall3454
@jakesmall3454 2 жыл бұрын
Watching the pod while eating lunch in my car on break. Literally choked on my drink when Chrissy told the story about losing his virginity lmfaoo
@ajbabineau007
@ajbabineau007 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the much needed energy on this chaotic Tuesday
@certifieddrilla6995
@certifieddrilla6995 2 жыл бұрын
the guy in the middle is killing me he said “bezos new girl is a trash can” 🤣
@ElisabethKanyer
@ElisabethKanyer 2 жыл бұрын
Every episode is a magical escape. Love love love
@The.Destroyer.Of.The.Worlds
@The.Destroyer.Of.The.Worlds Жыл бұрын
I watched this when it came out, and a year later again. I love all 3 of them❤
@adamcooter8657
@adamcooter8657 2 жыл бұрын
Cracking up the whole time. Never saw Michael before he's funny. Thanks guys. Peace.
@fredychicano654
@fredychicano654 2 жыл бұрын
"Get a little Precum on the verge" lol wtf 😂 funny
@brittanyteague4413
@brittanyteague4413 2 жыл бұрын
"They probably just took the wrong box" hahahaha made me LOL
@pokemanwyman8858
@pokemanwyman8858 2 жыл бұрын
Love it Chris 👌💯🔥 YAAAAAAAAS
@reedbruv2638
@reedbruv2638 2 жыл бұрын
This is a good episode I like the Stiff Socks guys
@tylerbartlett6628
@tylerbartlett6628 2 жыл бұрын
7 minutes in and I love this ep already 😂
@melissap4973
@melissap4973 2 жыл бұрын
That wagon! Lol
@Garrison388
@Garrison388 2 жыл бұрын
These guys are hilarious! Chrissy coming back to back with the banger eps
@Trapshack
@Trapshack 2 жыл бұрын
best collab i never expected to happen!
@top_gun2569
@top_gun2569 2 жыл бұрын
Great episode Chrissy - You boys play well together! Loved it
@lavenderrose2139
@lavenderrose2139 2 жыл бұрын
I’m fangirling so hard today it’s Trevor!!!!!
@dgtlhrt
@dgtlhrt 2 жыл бұрын
Hope you both are ready for a week of Boston dates! Looking forward to seeing the Laugh Boston show and the Wilbur, such dif vibes. Can't wait!
@cameronerdman9304
@cameronerdman9304 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit id been hoping this collaboration would happen but figured it wouldn't, NOW THIS chaos babe!
@OPAIK
@OPAIK 2 жыл бұрын
Now THIS is the trio
@alwayzchillin0714
@alwayzchillin0714 2 жыл бұрын
Great pod, I’m gonna go pick up girls at Autozone now. 🤣
@dankirt15
@dankirt15 Жыл бұрын
I love Trevor's skits but I am gonna have to check out their pod for definite, you guys are hilarious
@matthewslifecrisis2701
@matthewslifecrisis2701 2 жыл бұрын
You three killed it
@LaurasWhatKnots
@LaurasWhatKnots 2 жыл бұрын
I LOVE this trio! 💕
@Kryozzzzz57
@Kryozzzzz57 2 жыл бұрын
Throwing a Chobani yogurt at Alexander the Great is probably the funniest image I've had put in my head in a long ass time
@mayamckenzie3205
@mayamckenzie3205 2 жыл бұрын
this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
@drewgamezzz8482
@drewgamezzz8482 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah this is one of the funniest podcast I’ve heard in a long time. It actually makes me happy to see Trevor getting some recognition on somebody else’s podcast.
@sherifflongcizzle226
@sherifflongcizzle226 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah it's so dope to see these guys on here..Much love to the stiff socks p.c. and much love to you Chrissy
@bairsensei7496
@bairsensei7496 Жыл бұрын
Lmaoo u guys crack me up mad gay tho lol
@drakeholmes6855
@drakeholmes6855 Жыл бұрын
#StiffSocks love em.
@SirGrassyNoL
@SirGrassyNoL 2 жыл бұрын
all-time great ep
@d4nwh033
@d4nwh033 2 жыл бұрын
another great guests
@tnuttyest1981
@tnuttyest1981 2 жыл бұрын
Going to have to check out these guys pod
@lezmuz4105
@lezmuz4105 2 жыл бұрын
Wish this was wayyyy longer! Chrissy Chemistry on this one. #chrissytheamish
@sergiocutlip2929
@sergiocutlip2929 2 жыл бұрын
Chrissy always bringing hilarious guests!!
@SerDunk
@SerDunk 2 жыл бұрын
Eyy Owww Chrissy D ova heee!! Owwww
@danutorr
@danutorr 2 жыл бұрын
These kids are great! Cant believe you almost didn't go to their pod lmao
@jamhorne
@jamhorne 2 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd see the day Trevor made it to Chrissy Chaos! Go Seahawks 😂😂
@jmo4874
@jmo4874 2 жыл бұрын
Diehard hawks fan, we suck this year
@sunnied2552
@sunnied2552 2 жыл бұрын
Shout out seahawks
@daniellethompson3564
@daniellethompson3564 2 жыл бұрын
Go hawks!!! 💚💙
@jmo4874
@jmo4874 2 жыл бұрын
@@daniellethompson3564 fuck yes
@christiangonzalez9508
@christiangonzalez9508 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious show babes!
@amberlancia2770
@amberlancia2770 2 жыл бұрын
I literally watch this and Hey Babe every single week, and JUST realized I never subscribed to the CHAOS 😳😬 Officially subscribed now YASSSSSSSSS
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 2 жыл бұрын
Yassss love ya babe!!!
@perthfalcon
@perthfalcon 2 жыл бұрын
YEAH THE BOYS LETS GO
@rrodriguez9909
@rrodriguez9909 2 жыл бұрын
Dying to know what happened at 52:28 lol
@justinbum44
@justinbum44 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome poddy woddy
@pervysage6969
@pervysage6969 2 жыл бұрын
First episode & im a fan now
@julianerbil
@julianerbil 2 жыл бұрын
easily a fav podcast 👍
@nowayduude5948
@nowayduude5948 2 жыл бұрын
YAAAAASSS
@mimigiggles4199
@mimigiggles4199 2 жыл бұрын
Don't break into Chris's house, TiTi Jerry will come at you in a different, different way.
@2542lauren
@2542lauren 2 жыл бұрын
oh helllllll yeah
@adrianbarajas537
@adrianbarajas537 2 жыл бұрын
Great show
@sabrinasueiro8574
@sabrinasueiro8574 2 жыл бұрын
yk it’s a good day when you post
@danbarry7698
@danbarry7698 2 жыл бұрын
John “Mayonnaise” Mayer takes the cream of the crop when it comes to ultimate stickman of the last 20 years. #Triller fight between Davidson and Mayer
@dntgvafuk89
@dntgvafuk89 2 жыл бұрын
"Where'd you meet her, TJ Maxx? " 😆😆
@jpierce2l33t
@jpierce2l33t 2 жыл бұрын
Oh SHIT two of my favorites on the same show!!! I've been watching Trevor's videos on FB since day one! HUGE fan! Way to go Chrissy!!! I'm so excited I know this is gonna be 🔥
@carloslomeli5222
@carloslomeli5222 2 жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥
@NedKnives
@NedKnives 2 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah this just made my day💯
@turpyturtle8621
@turpyturtle8621 Жыл бұрын
Let’s go titi got that whip 🫶
@taylorlavery2162
@taylorlavery2162 2 жыл бұрын
Please come do a show in TRENTON NJ!!!!!!!!!!
@lisaholden7051
@lisaholden7051 2 жыл бұрын
They just unlocked the new tswift song about Pete Davidson. 😂😂😂 I can’t wait
@cloudbloom
@cloudbloom 2 жыл бұрын
CHRISSSYYYYYYYYY
@ronrod992
@ronrod992 2 жыл бұрын
She kissed like a bass fish😂😂😂😂 💋🐠🐠
@rain73ful
@rain73ful 2 жыл бұрын
I love the losing their virginity stories!
@joshjohnson9304
@joshjohnson9304 2 жыл бұрын
Yo this pod was lit fam fr fr. Workin on my gen xyz speak.
@portlandgoose4727
@portlandgoose4727 2 жыл бұрын
Stiff Socks + Chris = Stiffy Chrissy
@nytoga6442
@nytoga6442 2 жыл бұрын
30:32 omg 🤣
@thnktank1
@thnktank1 2 жыл бұрын
Get your coins bro! I'm working on mine too. What up!!!!
@dylanscott3036
@dylanscott3036 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a little emotional knowing FOGgy Chris is coming to Seattle. CAN'T WAIT.
@matthewslifecrisis2701
@matthewslifecrisis2701 2 жыл бұрын
Yasssssss
@toxicforte1902
@toxicforte1902 2 жыл бұрын
This is the best cross over ever
@connerross612
@connerross612 2 жыл бұрын
Finally I’m in the FOG. Let’s go anxiety babes
@dakotarolli6615
@dakotarolli6615 2 жыл бұрын
I ALWAYS WANTED THESE GUYS TO BE ON THE POD I LOVE STIFF SOCKS
@tanklin4015
@tanklin4015 2 жыл бұрын
Hate how short it is (that's what she said) hilarious podcast 🤣
@jessehays
@jessehays 2 жыл бұрын
The CHAOS is a threeway!
@dot_t
@dot_t 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Babe! I need my Chrissy Chaos! 👍🏼
@mybbyrocky1
@mybbyrocky1 2 жыл бұрын
Yaaass hope everyone has a chaos day !!!
@tyrannosauruslex6226
@tyrannosauruslex6226 2 жыл бұрын
i see we're starting w Chrissy Cake today 🥵
@simmsFitness
@simmsFitness 2 жыл бұрын
Feelin like a fog when Chrissy chaos come on
@assass8958
@assass8958 2 жыл бұрын
I for real had to do a double take when I saw the thumbnail, I’ve been watching both of their podcasts for so long and never thought their worlds would collide
@shirleemyrick6106
@shirleemyrick6106 2 жыл бұрын
Top 3 fave Chrissy Chaos episodes 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 need to go follow the brown haired guy, he was hilarious. (I already follow Trevor of course. Nothing but hitters today my white white friend ;)
@matthewslifecrisis2701
@matthewslifecrisis2701 2 жыл бұрын
Let’s go Trevor ! Mans the comedy skit 🐐
@allbub2330
@allbub2330 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for dropping your pants early on Chrissy Cakes. Given the gays what we need 🙌🏻
@matthewslifecrisis2701
@matthewslifecrisis2701 2 жыл бұрын
I almost spit out my iced americano ☕️ from the bazos bitt ****face comment
@MrCelty4
@MrCelty4 2 жыл бұрын
Finally
@katiegraffia4470
@katiegraffia4470 2 жыл бұрын
Would love to see NY's Mike Feeney take on the Chaos!
@deborahdallatore1438
@deborahdallatore1438 2 жыл бұрын
Happy to hear older women getting their props. Candles and a warm washcloth after. We know how to treat a man!
@spazymckane
@spazymckane 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor forsureeee needs to go on tiger belly
@zachchilds7485
@zachchilds7485 2 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail looks like an advertisement for a laugh track
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