33 Reasons To Love Abe Simpson

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Matlock!!!
Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 33 Reasons To Love Abe Simpson From "The Simpsons." Although he's probably more senile than Hubert Farnsworth (if that's somehow possible), Grandpa Simpson continues to be one of the most consistently hilarious characters on the show. Where other characters have started to lose their appeal, Abe is still the same feisty, disturbed, mentally unwell, and undoubtedly senile crackpot that he ever has been and we hope that'll never change. Here's to Abe!
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And nothing of value was lost

@davincent98 5 жыл бұрын

Abe: WE HAVE TO KILL THE BOY! Marge: How did you know he's a vampire? Abe: He's a vampire? AAAHHHHH!

@kofiquartey1431 5 жыл бұрын

davincent98 I was about to say that Wonder why it wasn't part

@Sgt-Wolf 5 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of when Homer shoots zombie flenders. Like father like son.

@JustinEvitable80 4 жыл бұрын

This was the first that came to mind when watching this video. Also like another Treehouse Of Horror moment: Lisa: "Bart, do you know what this means? Next time we go to sleep, we might die." Grandpa: "Welcome to my world." (Falls asleep instantly)

@tyewolf8455 4 жыл бұрын

futrama

@zotharr 2 жыл бұрын

Classic Simpsons :)

@hotrdumommy 5 жыл бұрын

"What are you cackling at fatty? Too much pie that's your problem!" He straight roasted Martin! 😂😂😂

@diamondtron01 5 жыл бұрын

He roasted that turkey like Thanksgiving lol

@chrisd2051 5 жыл бұрын

He took a big steaming dump on his life.

@tootler23 5 жыл бұрын

#dontcomeforme #unlessIsendforyou

@Bluntbunne 4 жыл бұрын

Damn

@Bluntbunne 4 жыл бұрын

"shocked face*

@Coyotek4 5 жыл бұрын

"Does your father know you're working here?" - "It was his idea." "In that case I'll have a whiskey sour."

@greenfolder2437 5 жыл бұрын

I also went to that place, BUT ONLY TO GET DIRECTIONS ON HOW TO GET AWAY FROM THERE.

@dr.andariastambolang7224 4 жыл бұрын

"My Homer is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT A PORNSTAR!!!" The best one

@ilovehotbbq5307 4 жыл бұрын

One of my favs: Marge: A family puzzle! It says "Ages 8-80" Abe: (holding Maggie) We know when we're not wanted!

@BM-wy3wl Жыл бұрын

Bart: "Didn't you wonder why you were getting money for doing nothing" Abe: "I figured the democrats were in power again"

@harukrentz435 9 ай бұрын

Is Abe older than 80 though? i mean sure he had Homer at 40 but Homer married quite young and his eldest son, Bart is only 10 years so. So say Homer married Marge at 24, hed be 34 and Abe would be 74.

@CamDempsey-lq1nr 4 ай бұрын

@@harukrentz435 Well to be fair Abe is slightly senile & after you hit 70 you just sort of round up every time, you've lived ¾ of a century you don't have the time ,patience or concentration for much beyond your own ramblings so your brain doesn't completely turn to mush.

@PlusmaGun 5 жыл бұрын

Abe Simpson summed up in five words? *OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD!*

@ImFromIowa 4 жыл бұрын

Best Grandpa In The Simpsons. or Funniest Grandpa On The show.

@jayshay4646 4 жыл бұрын

Abe Simpson summed up in no words 3:45

@GamerFreak-jf3qq 4 жыл бұрын

i laughed harder than i should have 🤣

@WorldNews92 4 жыл бұрын

Abe Simpson summed up in five words? *President, Gay And Lesbian Alliance.*

@tommerker8063 4 жыл бұрын

@@jayshay4646 they cut the punchline :(

@JettMoonwing 5 жыл бұрын

My favourite Abe Simpson quote: "Not many people know this, but I owned the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then. Just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A", he'd say. Then "B". "C" would usually follow..."

@ImFromIowa 4 жыл бұрын

JayeMoonwing mine is this: ”You remind me of a poem I can't remember, & a song that may never existed, in a place I’m sure I've never been to.” Works all the time....on nobody cause they don't get it.

@thepunkkingkingofthederps7686 4 жыл бұрын

What episode was that from?

@thepunkkingkingofthederps7686 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite quote was #20 in the video

@thecausalgamer7916 4 жыл бұрын

Nah *MAAAAAAAATLOCK*

@Iwanhunt4181 3 жыл бұрын

Mine is “You’re making my tombstone!”

@patzandor 5 жыл бұрын

“You’re all gonna die in a pointless war!” Skates away on a mobility scooter.

@drswag0076 4 жыл бұрын

he's right, we gonna die in war that the U.S had no real reason to involve itself in other than to flex it's muscle as a world power.

@VaultWeasel 3 жыл бұрын

its 2020 and its still accurate.

@drswag0076 3 жыл бұрын

@@VaultWeasel in what way?

@VaultWeasel 3 жыл бұрын

@@drswag0076 I am not in the mood for that kind of debate. but lets say if they want a race war, its pointless one.

@dakvesser9588 3 жыл бұрын

that line killed me xD

@battlesheep2552 5 жыл бұрын

“I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what i’m with isn’t ‘it’, and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to YOU.” Truer words have never been spoken.

@shukris7995 3 жыл бұрын

I can relate!! I'm 29 and what I'm with isn't it anymore,, it's happening to me, abe said the pure truth here

@ted.angell7609 2 жыл бұрын

Nah, old people were born that way

@johnmccrossan9376 Жыл бұрын

Ughhhhhhhh I feel that. Why can't they stop changing what it is for once

@roguesheep3083 Жыл бұрын

I think i always sensed that it was the way of things. It's sort of happening now, but it's sorta fun

@duckmcbucket Жыл бұрын

I’m like 5 “its” behind

@HarleyDiAngelo 5 жыл бұрын

You missed one Abe: The Lamp's running away Bart: That's my dog Abe: So long lamp

@Penguinstable30_hav916aj 5 жыл бұрын

Marge: grandpa where did you get all the money? Grandpa: The Government. I didn't earn it, I didnt need it but if they miss one payment then I'll raise hell!!

@supercomrade5050 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm an elk, a mason, a communist, I'm the president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason." An entire mood.

@anonb4632 4 жыл бұрын

@RebStudios Communist countries weren't very gay friendly. Except East Germany which had gay bars for some reason.

@captain_hashtag6428 4 жыл бұрын

Anon B To keep them away from the general, impressionable public?

@martinmaguire-music6692 4 жыл бұрын

@RebStudios Haha.. I think it's because communism is an ideology for how a country ought to be run, how wealth should be distributed etc., and it's possible to be opposed to homosexuality whilst still supporting the ideals of communism. Hope this helps.

@sovietsuperman4170 4 жыл бұрын

Ahhh hello comrade

@hollyandersonsmusic3226 4 жыл бұрын

Elk? I'm going to Google that.

@APEProductions0 5 жыл бұрын

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura" - Abe Simpson, Veteran and Great Man

@pittland44 5 жыл бұрын

You know, after everything that's happened there the last couple of years I'm really starting to think he was right.

@robertanthonyfairweather3416 4 жыл бұрын

BEFORE THEN: MARGE: There are only 49 stars on that flag.

@rooster6461 4 жыл бұрын

Having lived in missouri my whole life.... i see his point.

@jimi71smw 3 жыл бұрын

This is one of my all time favourite quotes by grandpa Simpson

@SciFi2285 5 жыл бұрын

The Simpsons used to have a lot of dark humor. One of my favorite Grandpa moments that's difficult to find: Marge leaves the kids with Grandpa to "protect their innocent minds." Cut to him showing them an album of dead German soldiers his platoon killed. A disgusted Lisa then asks "How do you sleep at night?" and Grandpa replies nonchalantly "They drug us!"

@NazriB Жыл бұрын

Lies again? Gain RP

@Geck_Gxng 6 ай бұрын

@@NazriBwhat

@alejandronieto4212 5 ай бұрын

But thats a modern simpsons joke, they keep doing that sort of thing.

@BlackExplosion13 5 жыл бұрын

“How did you take your underwear off without first taking off your pants?” “I don’t know!”😂😂😂

@danielwaugh2215 5 жыл бұрын

One of the greatest mysteries we may never know lol

@Spoomis 5 жыл бұрын

I recall him saying that it was a trick that they would learn when they got older.

@funkapotamus86 4 жыл бұрын

It's a great party trick

@ClassicGamer9044 4 жыл бұрын

@@danielwaugh2215 that's no mystery that's just Grandpa being grandpa lol 😂🤣

@Asahamana 4 жыл бұрын

I did it once, however its up to a much debate if I wore my pants when I got my underwear off 😄😄

@saidtoshimaru1832 5 жыл бұрын

"I feel all funny... I'm in love! No wait, it's a stroke!"

@onlyawesomely1622 5 жыл бұрын

Had a stroke myself from laughing so hard XD

@martinvicentefabregas7240 5 жыл бұрын

No wait, it is love.

@Kingofleos822 5 жыл бұрын

@@onlyawesomely1622 😆😆😆😆

@Jackw00pw00p2 5 жыл бұрын

@@martinvicentefabregas7240 What is love?

@martinvicentefabregas7240 5 жыл бұрын

@@Jackw00pw00p2 Love is you.

@gilbertotabares8196 5 жыл бұрын

I lost my grandpa when I was too young. Abe helped fill in the hole he left behind. And you listed 33 reasons why he was able to.

@zakbax7259 3 жыл бұрын

4:25 “Poor Homer. This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.” (Gargling) *”AAHHH!! KILL IT! KILL IT!!!”*

@ciaraf4158 5 жыл бұрын

Grandpa: “ that doll is evil I tell you....EVIL!!” Marge: “grandpa you said that about all the presents .” Grandpa:” I just wanted to attention

@spentheman331 3 жыл бұрын

That made me laugh

@alessemsek1573 Жыл бұрын

It's funny because it's tru

@teeemkay 3 жыл бұрын

Abe: "Now where's my hat? I'm going to the outhouse." Lisa: "We don't have an outhouse." Homer: "My toolshed!"

@bemasaberwyn55 5 жыл бұрын

"I thought the democrats were in power" goddamn I love Grandpa

@marccolten9801 5 жыл бұрын

Also "They send me money every month. I don't need it. I didn't earn it. But it they are one day late I'll raise holy hell"

@argelbargel7680 4 жыл бұрын

"Standing in line and paying to see my own grandson. That's the democrats for you."

@theblindredneck747 Жыл бұрын

Finally got that joke.

@matthewflynn2164 5 жыл бұрын

"A little from column A, a little from column B"

@Sgt-Wolf 5 жыл бұрын

I love that line.

@jeffreymark475 5 жыл бұрын

"Do we sell.. French...friesss" Gets me everytime

@alextrebek8293 4 жыл бұрын

as if he's never heard of them before

@jeremykrause4665 4 жыл бұрын

“Ill be back in a jiffy!” “That’s not my mother.” “I’ll be back in a jiffy!”

@Its_Charlie_Young 4 жыл бұрын

"Can I come too?"

@bsgambati1 4 жыл бұрын

@@Its_Charlie_Young *rolls up window* Oh.

@ClassicGamer9044 4 жыл бұрын

I just how Grandpa leaves that poor old lady outside while he runs back into the building 😂🤣

@MrMeehan1993 4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Krause haha lol

@alextrebek8293 4 жыл бұрын

@@ClassicGamer9044 i felt bad for her. she was lonely

@jpstudios-11 5 жыл бұрын

Abe: Quick! We have to kill the boy! Marge: How do you know Bart's a vampire? Abe: He's a vampire? AAAHHHH!!

@noelchaidez5928 5 жыл бұрын

The Jerzenu Treehouse of horror vampire episode

@lastperson4475 5 жыл бұрын

theres also the one where homer kills zombie Flanders with a shotgun and Bart is like: Bart: OMG Homer you killed zombie Flanders Homer: He was a zombie?

@JokerTSG 5 жыл бұрын

@@lastperson4475 Like father like son

@q306005 4 жыл бұрын

Abe: "So there I was, surrounded by Tojo and his Nazi henchmen, when one of em, a raccoon as I recall, hits me over the head with a banjo. Now I never reason with a raccoon, let alone a Nazi one, so I --" Marge: "Grampa, what does this have to do with crop circles? Abe: "Not a thing."

@svenrio8521 4 жыл бұрын

Loved the Simpson Hit and Run when I was younger

@Evee545 2 жыл бұрын

"Where was I, oh yes so anyway--" "CROP CIRCLES!!!!"

@evanwingenfeld3877 5 жыл бұрын

"Y'all gonna die in a pointless war!"

@1996jacksparrow 5 жыл бұрын

“ I’m in love! No wait, it’s a stroke.... no wait! IT IS LOVE! I’m in lovvvvveeee!

@purplecatangel1376 5 жыл бұрын

I’m old! Gimme Gimme Gimme!😂😂😂😂

@ronaldmharrison7137 4 жыл бұрын

DAMN RIGHT !

@bcubed72 4 жыл бұрын

@@ML0694 Except it's factually incorrect. You get back what you put in with Social Security (in theory).

@TDIdialgagirl 4 жыл бұрын

I'm doing this when I get old!

@anonb4632 4 жыл бұрын

Even though they paid in their entire lives.

@NadiaGirl1 3 жыл бұрын

@@TDIdialgagirl I’m laughing

@timfortune9 4 жыл бұрын

"Homer! I've coughed up scarier stuff than that!" "Why don't you tell us a story Grampa? You've led an interesting life." "That's a lie and you know it! But I have seen a lot of movies..."

@maul5842 5 жыл бұрын

_And THAT Mule went on too save spring break_ *~Abe Simpson*

@LonelyCortell 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@flashthompson4546 5 жыл бұрын

My favorite grandfather in television

@beamerball666 5 жыл бұрын

Cotton Hill edges him by a little

@siontopps4375 4 жыл бұрын

hardtoexplain32 he killed fitty men

@mikemurdoch9653 4 жыл бұрын

Frank Constanza?

@Evan-hs4vd 4 жыл бұрын

@@mikemurdoch9653 Great character but not a grandpa.

@aghasearmyshawolblinkonce8039 5 жыл бұрын

omg when Abe roasted Martin, I lost it 🤣

@kidkrazy6100 4 жыл бұрын

It put that fatty in his place

@patrinizer346 2 жыл бұрын

Abe is the G.O.A.T.

@BLETransitYT 5 жыл бұрын

Funniest grandpa on TV, hands down! At 3:44 a meme was born 😂😂📺📺

@zackxeno1019 5 жыл бұрын

3:45

@SmashLiXs 5 жыл бұрын

joseph joestar is also great

@mattmcmanus3693 5 жыл бұрын

BLETransit Network he’s Jerkass Homers Father that’s another reason to love both Grandpa and Homer

@TotoDG 5 жыл бұрын

When you’re 16 episodes into Sword Art Online.

@mattmcmanus3693 5 жыл бұрын

SovietOnion I much prefer Grandpa now back in the classic era more so seasons 1 and 2 he was very angry 😡 and far more serious back then now he’s mellowed to become a silly/senile old man as have many of the characters since season 10 much like Homer Krusty Skinner Burns and Wiggins too have all changed from early seasons

@alexandersteiner213 5 жыл бұрын

Also you should've shown the clip of grampa in drag at the burlesque show, entertaining Hitler. Comedy gold.

@srbrant5391 5 жыл бұрын

“Das ist not eine boobie!”

@williamaftondavemiller346 4 жыл бұрын

"This elevator only goes to the basement. And someone made an aaaaaaawwwful mess down there."

@TheAnchorArmsChad 5 жыл бұрын

"Hi David, I'M Grandpa"

@davincent98 5 жыл бұрын

D'OH!

@starscape09 5 жыл бұрын

Hi Grandpa

@DavidWsTrainVideos 4 жыл бұрын

Hi Grandpa

@iamwhotheysayiam5884 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm old! gimme gimme gimme"😂😂😂😂

@user-zs5lw6ik7p 5 жыл бұрын

I’ve always loved Abe Simpson, he’s just such a cute old man, reminds me of my great grandpa, he had Alzheimer’s, and I really miss him. Abe just kinda reminds me of him, and it makes me sad.

@maxuniverse6002 5 жыл бұрын

"crying in the corner?" "..." "mind if i join you?" "go ahead..." *both starts crying...*

@ulfrick11 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite Abe Simpson moment.

@Si-fj2ow 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@leociresi4292 2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to my webpage! Why don’t you visit more often?

@SerraPontosSoc 5 жыл бұрын

One of the best ones is when Abe is chasing the dog screaming: "That racoon stole my lamb chop!" 😂

@UKenn78 5 жыл бұрын

It all started in the old country, I forget which one, but my dad would go on and on about America. He thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread; sliced bread having being invented the previous winter. See this, son? That’s where were going to live. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday. Later that day, we set sail for America. We had to move out (of the Statue of Liberty) after we filled the head with garbage. The end.

@themostbritishpersonalive868 4 жыл бұрын

Sliced bread was invented in 1922 97 years ago how old actually is abe

@raw8814 4 жыл бұрын

mimichu he said he was alive in the oughts which wouldve been 1900-1909 and he fought the kieser which was 1916-1918 so

@circe9981 2 жыл бұрын

@@raw8814 his birth year is 1910 i think

@saintbennithy 2 жыл бұрын

“Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?” “A little from column A, a little from column B” Kills me every time XD

@JaggedBird 2 жыл бұрын

"A little from column A, a little from column B!" He's doing it on purpose. He's always been doing it on purpose and I love it

@SoelengaaerbagAaseneed 9 ай бұрын

That's not how you spell column

@TheBoredMathTeacher 3 жыл бұрын

The Raging Hellfish showed us how badass Abe Simpson still is.

@zakbax7259 Жыл бұрын

3:46 The little “Oop” noise he makes when spotting Bart kills me every time

@dandycrow2821 Жыл бұрын

3:57 This aged like fine wine!

@randomguyontheinternet7940 3 жыл бұрын

One of the show's most hilarious characters, always written so effortlessly and hilariously. So many classic moments.

@nvpeecheslvnvpeecheslv6202 5 жыл бұрын

You forgot when Abe told the dog: "I'm gonna pet you raw!"

@valkyrie-randgris 5 жыл бұрын

Surprised not to see "I'm cold, and there are wolves after me." One of the more memorable Simpsons lines period, not just from Abe.

@kirbymarchbarcena 5 жыл бұрын

The wisdom from a senile grandfather.

@ciaranmcloughlin7165 2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't say he's senile. He's just an idiot. He wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed in his prime.

@nicolesanchez70 5 жыл бұрын

I wish Abe Simpson was my grandpa 😂

@Pikolow1 4 жыл бұрын

You forgot my absolute favorite line of his that is actually pretty powerful! He said, "Money only helps you to become the person you really are." True story! He did say that!

@trash1096 5 жыл бұрын

*FrEnCh ToAsT PlEaSe*

@robertanthonyfairweather3416 4 жыл бұрын

#13→#28

@maryudomah4387 5 жыл бұрын

One of the worsts dads, but one of funniest characters ever.

@joselopez6990 5 жыл бұрын

Mary Udomah now Peter Griffin takes the title for worst dad

@siontopps4375 4 жыл бұрын

Mary Udomah what about cotton hill?

@midwings00 4 жыл бұрын

Oh please, he is way better than that mother Homer loves for some reason! She was a hippie,but she is not a hug person!

@Doctor_Odin 4 жыл бұрын

Abraham was actually one of the best dads. He did all manner of jobs to support his family stayed loyal to a strung out hippie of a wife that cheated on him constantly and neglected their son. And you bring up the whole lying about his mother still being alive would you tell your kid the truth. That their mother didn't love them enough to put them first. Think about it crayon up the nose, sweets and overeating addictions are all signs of neglected child and Mona had one job.

@midwings00 4 жыл бұрын

@@Doctor_Odin yep. This is some dark shit like Frank Grimes! So out of place in Simpsons. I mean I actually get angry when I see her character. I

@onlyawesomely1622 5 жыл бұрын

"Im in love!" ... "No, wait, *it's a stroke."* I'm dead XD

@remalewis1603 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@AleQuag 3 жыл бұрын

It's funny cause one day we're all gonna be like grandpa Abe...

@lwnf360 5 жыл бұрын

5:30 "You're all gonna die in a pointless war!" buwahahahahaha!

@gimbobjenkins405 5 жыл бұрын

Abe Simpson "I've coughed up scarier things than that"

@oshawottmain7608 5 жыл бұрын

#3: How did he do it? I've been trying to take my underwear off without my pants for years! Teach me yor ways, Abe Simpson.

@cityhawk 3 жыл бұрын

It makes for one hell of a party trick.

@boredstudent 4 жыл бұрын

Raging Abe Simpson was one of my favorite episodes with Grampa Simpson. He still had some fight left in him. Unfortunately, we never see that side of him again

@Mechadondada 5 жыл бұрын

Oh, I know this story! The year was nineteen-ought-six. The President is the divine Miss Sarah Bernhardt. And all over America, people were doin' a dance called the "Funky Grandpa"! Oh... I'm... the...ZZZzzzzzzzz

@RatelHBadger 5 жыл бұрын

"A little from column A and a little from column B" I use this almost daily... I am not a crackpot!

@terrasquad1134 5 жыл бұрын

Ratel.H Badger same bro Lol

@colinmcdermott4246 4 жыл бұрын

Abe: Pfft Coma why I go in and out of Coma's all the...... French toast please 😂😂

@underwheel 5 жыл бұрын

Old man yells at cloud.

@leociresi4292 2 жыл бұрын

Who’s laughing now? Ha ha ha ha! Eh, shut up!

@orsonjarrett 3 жыл бұрын

Lisa: “You know what this means Bart?! The next time we fall asleep, we could die. Grandpa: “Welcome to my world!”

@Coyotek4 5 жыл бұрын

"Rudyard Kipling put it best: if you can put all you have on a single game of pitch-and-toss, AND LOSE, and start all over without ever saying a word, yours is the Earth … and what's more, you'll be a man, my son." Right before … "Put it all on 41: I got a feeling about that number." - "Wheel only goes to 36." "Then put it all on 36: I got a feeling about that number."

@starrherrmosa 5 жыл бұрын

*homer has left the chat 🤣 .*

@joeywaters5559 4 жыл бұрын

Bart: "Grandpa, we need to know your first name." Abe: "YOU'RE MAKING MY TOMBSTONE!"

@cheeseandtoast6338 2 жыл бұрын

The simpsons aren't considerate enough to buy one for him

@polreamonn 22 күн бұрын

@@cheeseandtoast6338 They get that from Homer's mother.

@danceswithvirginiawoolfs8963 5 жыл бұрын

I have three words for you: "Alligator toilet scene"

@danceswithvirginiawoolfs8963 5 жыл бұрын

"You wanna piece of me!!!"

@canadiansoviet 4 жыл бұрын

We tried to flush the alligator down the toilet but it got stuck half way and now we have to feed it.

@leociresi4292 2 жыл бұрын

Grandpa:” I bet you want a piece of me! Well, you ain’t gonna git it!”

@vinenewline1688 5 жыл бұрын

'Course folks were tougher in those days. I was jitterbuggin' that very night!

@jamesfrancis8792 2 жыл бұрын

Abe Simpson was a badass back in the day! Makes me wish I could have grown up with my grandfathers both veterans one army one marine

@SmashLiXs 5 жыл бұрын

now i'm thinking of joseph joestar. i want a compilation of him now

@TDIdialgagirl 5 жыл бұрын

Huh? No "I'm cold and there are wolves after me!"?

@srbrant5391 5 жыл бұрын

“You have my pills!”

@Sgt-Wolf 5 жыл бұрын

No we aren't this interview is over.

@RobWarrior27 5 жыл бұрын

"Just call me mint jelly cuz I am on the lamb!!!" One of my favorite Abe Simpson scenes! XD

@dudedude2932 5 жыл бұрын

You forgot: Marge: Now, watch the Apple pie. Grandpa: UH OHH! Marge: Grandpa, are you sitting on the pie? Grandpa: I sure hope so...

@jeramahia123 5 жыл бұрын

You forgot "Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life!"

@mikemurdoch9653 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha no erection medication could cure that lol

@candykanefpv98 4 жыл бұрын

jeramahia123 best sex of your life *so far*

@diamondtron01 5 жыл бұрын

We're all facing #20.....God help us.

@JettMoonwing 5 жыл бұрын

It'd agree, but I was never 'with it' in the first place... :/

@Leopoldshark 10 ай бұрын

You mean Dickety

@Axel_Kasai 2 жыл бұрын

"a little from column A; a little from column B." Is still my favorite lol xD

@dylanbuchanan6511 Жыл бұрын

“You’re all gonna die in a pointless war!” Wow, Simpsons really DOES predict the future

@schwarzerregen9338 2 жыл бұрын

"Poor homer this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you" *Homer garggles* AHHHH! KILL IT! KILL IT!!!!

@Omegajunior2658 4 жыл бұрын

Abraham 'Abe' known as Grandpa J. Simpson is an absolute gas and he is just a really funny guy. He always cracks me up! He is also mad. Greetings from Ireland 🇮🇪

@JaggedBird 2 жыл бұрын

Fair play lad Can't help but agree

@michaelwithairplanes2515 5 жыл бұрын

When ever I need to cheer up, I go to this and this is AMAZING!!!

@k1n6n07h1n6 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm cold and there are wolves after me."

@stephenperry779 5 жыл бұрын

Its cold and there are wolves out here.

@PrincessofPower84 5 жыл бұрын

"Dear Mr. President, there are far too many states. Please eliminate three. I am *not* a crackpot!"

@rossdiamondthief6627 4 жыл бұрын

5:49 when you and your friend at work had a stressful day.

@JaRR9990 5 ай бұрын

Abraham: "You're all gonna die in a pointless war!" Kid: "Huh?" 💀💀

@ticklemyheart44 5 жыл бұрын

Classic Grandpa~

@srbrant5391 5 жыл бұрын

“French toast, please!”

@bash18 5 жыл бұрын

thank you for this it made my day, I'm giggling so much

@agalah408 Жыл бұрын

"Grandad are you sitting on our pie?" "I certainly hope so!"

@theconductoresplin8092 5 жыл бұрын

I miss Apu

@brandona7659 2 жыл бұрын

This is abe

@Coyotek4 5 жыл бұрын

"... And by the way: I never once washed my hands! That's YOUR policy, not mine!"

@WillScarlet16 2 жыл бұрын

“Anyway, long story short… is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.”

@kymattok 2 жыл бұрын

"Youre all gonna die in a pointless war" Fucking brilliant

@brittanyc.4540 5 жыл бұрын

In one episode, Grandpa holds up an 🇺🇸 American flag that only has 49 stars on it. When Marge points this out, he says "😠I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah!" There's no explanation given as to why he doesn't consider Missouri to be a state. 🤷🏾‍♀️

@xxcrysad3000xx 5 жыл бұрын

There's another good one: [typing a letter] "Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am NOT a crackpot!"