Discord: We're hiring. Me: *applies* Discord: Not you tho

“Why do you want to work at discord?” *Some people sit upstairs*

"Why do you want to work at discord?" *"McNuggets are Scared."*

Discord is the only company that actually knows how to make a relatable and entertaining advertisement.

Discord: we will advertise that we’re hiring people Discord: and then will hire none of them

Me: why are the discord servers down **Meanwhile at discord hq** 1:12

1:11 what discord employees are doing while discord goes down

36. We'll lay you off

35 reasons to work at Discord "Some people sit upstairs, some people sit downstairs..." Alright, I'm in

"35 Reasons to work at discord" Discord: *sometimes we party*

for being named after literal chaos and people not liking each other, it seems like a pretty chill place.

Discord: We take our job very seriously. Also discord: *Sometimes we party*

1 - We like playing PC Games 2 - We like to play Console Games 3 - We like to play Mobile, 4 - Card, 5 - and Arcade games. 6 - We like to play mind games. 7 - We take our work seriously. (except the marketing videos) 8 - Some people like tea. 9 - Some people brew their own coffee. 10 - Some people do yoga thursday morning. 11 - and others go rock climbing thursday evening. 12 - Some people think the McNugget is sacred. (They aren't wrong.) 13 - And some people say fast food is blasphemy 14 - Some people have cool keyboards. 15 - Some people hate being on camera. 16 - Some people love being on camera. 17 - Some people sit upstairs 18 - Some people sit downstairs. 19 - Some people sit in this room. 20 - And some people sit on couches. 21 - or here 22 - or here 23 - or here 24 - and sometimes here 25 - and sometimes here 26 - aaand sometimes here 27 - or here 28 - or maybe here 29 - theres a lotta coffee shops nearby 30 - and a boba shop 31 - also theres a whole foods across the street (he actually said that) 32 - and theres a icecream shop thats pretty good. 33 - you get a desk that you can decorate 34 - sometimes we chill and eat food 35 - sometimes we party. (epic music) REAL REASONS 1 - We value participation 2 - We value collaboration 3 - We value speed. 4 - We value diversity 5 - We value personal growth & development. 6 - We value transparency. 7 - We value intellectual honesty. 8 - We value each other. 9 - We have some non-work related discord servers. 10 - We care deeply about our users. 11 - Our users care deeply about us. 12 - "Millions of people use Discord every day and millions more join each year. Based on our growth trajectory-" Demon Guy: "Every human being on earth will use Discord in 6 years."

Requirements for a job: - 20 Years of something - 60 Years of another thing -55 Years of breathing -Have a PhD from Harvard -Get a high five from Jeff Bezos

no but actually the discord call sound in the background got me, I had to stop the video to make sure 😂😂

Discord: Here are 35 reasons why you should work with us! Me, a 14 year old with no intention of getting a job in the software industry: hmmmm...... interesting.

That doesn't even look like its a job, just look like living with friends in a big building and you dont need to work.

I'd love to work, except I have no skills that will allow me to work edit: this aged horribly

coming back after 5 years, you said 6 years, lets wait and see. I'll be back for year 6.

The snorlax bean bag is the greatest thing i have ever seen in my life.

"so why do you want to work for Discord?" "Beacause people sit downstairs and some Upstairs"

35 Reasons Why To Work At Discord 1: *we break walls* 2: *we turn off switches*

I wanna work here one day. It looks and sounds so amazing!

0:21 This part of the video really got me because the background music sounded like someone was calling me on discord

36th reason : You can gift yourself an endless Nitro. upd : please sub to my channel

Me:*submits my CV* Discord:35 Reasons to reject

they updated the logo on the thumbnail, so they are still using this video when hiring. amazing

“Why do you want to work for discord?” “Desk stuff”

*Discord Servers go down* Me: What could possibly have caused this?? Discord Team: 1:16

Forget a youtube career, im doing this

i loved the time when this video was up to date.

This video just shows discord is more or less just some really fun adult who actually knows how to talk and connect with younger people, someone who never really left their prime. Very nice.

"We Value Transparency" *Discord users would like to known your location*

That voice and personality sounded so much like Ice Cream Sandwich.

Discord isn't just a place you work but it isn't just a group of people meeting up to do stuff. It's a mix of both of them. I can't really work in Discord because I live in a different country but it actually looks like a good job.

I love the idea of a discord rave and discord moshpit

Meanwhile at the interview: "So why do you want to work for Discord?" "Uh."

Discord: We value transparency Also Discord: *shows a room full of non-transparent people*

This is why i want to work at discord when I’m old enough! this place is awesome

as soon as I saw the title im sold

Why I can’t work at discord: I can’t code I’m not in America I’m not 18

This whole video I thought someone was calling me on Discord.

0:48 the blonde guy groomed me when i was 14 (i am 19 now) and he used his work knowledge to delete most of our convos 😀

the discord call sound in the background made me check discord like 10 times

*My accounts get taken down for months* Meanwhile at discord: 1:12

I would love to work at Discord, but I can't because: -I am not 18 -I live in germany -There are many people there -I'm not good enough -I forgot to level social interactions -My english isn't good Thanks for reading, have a great day, where ever you are ^^ (And if it's night for you, then SLEEP)

I love the background music

Sick!!! I hope to work there one day!

So basically it's just a huge preschool for adults...

looks like a pretty nice cult

I loved how the background is the Discord call sound..

the music +the call noise made me have to check over at my second monitor multiple times

36th reason to work at Discord: you can ban your friends

I’m probably not qualified to work at discord but it seems like a really cool job

this makes me love discord even more

I like how there's a discord calling sound in the background, I honestly thought that my friends were calling me, especially as I just got off of discord.

Imagine working for discord just to get the staff badge

Google: We have the best work environment. Discord: Hold my beer.

1 more year until Discord takes over the world

Discord: We take our work very seriously Also Discord: The server are down, because... uhhh... there was this spider you see...

Me: *minor who can’t work yet* KZfaq recommendations: want a job?

1:15 that's what they doing when discord won't open because of server issues

You'll never Have to go Outside Again! - Discord Mod

They're not like this anymore

server: getting raided by a lot of people mods: 1:12

Discord: *35 reasons to work at discord* Discord: *Rejects application* Applicant: *Surprised Pikachu face*

Discord: "We take our job very seriously" Also Discord: iTs a wUmPuS

35 reasons to work at discord, 135 reasons to not work at discord

I almost forgotten that we were talking about actually working

Discord is like that one adult that’s actually fun and knows how to connect with younger people

this is actually one of the good advertisements for some people to work at discord

for reference if you like to know how the CEO makes appearance in Discord's marketing videos, at 0:25 he throws away mcdonalds

It probably comforts them to think that the discord ringtone playing all throughout the video is giving people panic attacks across the globe

Reasons I cant work at discord: · Im not 18 · Im not smart · Do I look like I talk to people? · I live thousands of miles away

i swear, u guys just gave me a idea for my future 💀

Dad: what do you want to be when you grow up Child: Discord person

They have Bob Ross as the icon for their private art server. I love Discord

Everyone: *i GoT tHiS oN mY rEcOmMeNdEd PaGe* Me, a psychopath: *searches for this*

Finally, a job where you can work collaboratively in a fun environment while still getting stuff done. Even better, *you can sit upstairs or downstairs.*

1:12 so this is why my ticket never gets through…

YOOOO I CANT WAIT TO GET PAID TO REPLY TO PEOPLE'S COMPLAINTS WITH "BIG CHUNGUS"

At the discord interview Interviewer: So why did you choose to work at Discord? Me: I saw your 35 Reasons to Work Here video. Interviewer: You’re hired.

This is truly the live of a discord mod

THE DISCORD REMIX IN THE BACKGROUND IS TOO GOOD

"You should never not know why you're doing what you're doing." Man, I felt that.

"We value collaboration" Coronavirus: haha *n o*

Only if discord was still like this :/

In simple they got enough money to hire bunch of people and do anything, what a wholesome company

The whole video is like someone is calling me

Who else thought Discord was just literally made by two people in a home lmao

The amount of times i paused to check if I was getting a call on discord

The whole time I kept on pausing the video to check if I was being called and when the pickup noise came I physically jumped

2:21 “professionally” *iMovie transition*

"I think i'm gonna work at Discord." "Why?" "To body slam a Pusheen pillow"

Not gonna lie I’ve always wanted to work at discord but this makes me wanna work there so much more

dude i love this

“Some people have cool keyboards” *WHAT ARE YOU*

*”why do you want to work at discord”* *”that plushie is really cool”*

That sounds like a really cool job.

This actually makes me wanna work there