"Well, I figured with her being ridiculously book-smart to the point where she has no interpersonal skills and you being warm and cuddly as an unpotty-trained labradoodle and about as useful in high-stressed medical situations as an unpotty-trained labradoodle, together the two of you make one barely passable doctor... slash labradoodle." God, I love Dr. Cox.

"The antidepressants that make me so damn jolly"

-- Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love? = It's _because_ you show me nothing but love.

Dr. Cox is fucking awesome. One of the best characters in TV history imo.

My favorite that wasn’t included here: “People are batsard-coated bastards with bastard filling.”

"Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love!?" I'm in tears every time

Dorian: "And, frankly each time you call me a girl's name, I die a little inside." Cox: "Look... Janice, Denise, Tiffany, Amber... THEEEESAAAAANN!"

I love how this show was super comedic but it had some crazy heart to heart moments that really made me 😭

What about the one where dr cox tells jd that the only way he could be any less productive if he was in fact the wall he was leaning against

His description of Dr. Phil is the most accurate thing ever

"If someone in front of me in line at the coffee shop register and he hasnt decided yet what to get in the half hour it took to get there i should be allowed to kill them" So true

lt all started... with a penny.... in the door

Not just memorize, but he's also able to deliver them fast and with a straight face.

John C. McGinley the actor who plays Dr Cox in scrubs lent his voice to a video game, titled Dead Head Fred on psp, in which he plays a private detective, Fred Neuman ,who has the ability to switch heads!! The game won an award for video game writing. Terrific work by Dr Cox for giving us another awesome character.

i just came here for some quotes and accidentally got my life back on track and fought back depression for a little longer, thanks Dr. Cox!

Janitor has a wonderful baritone

"If someone is standing in front of me in line at the coffee shop and they can't decide what to order in the half hour it took to get to the register, I SHOULD be allowed to kill them" I love Dr. Cox!!!

It takes almost 8 minutes for 5 rants. This is why I love Dr. Cox.

I think we can all agree John C. McGinley is a gem

"...Together, the two of you make one barely passable doctor...slash, Labradoodle" epic

"Said to remove eight stitches, but we counted nine. Should we leave one?" I was all like "Oh fuck, Cox is gonna go ape-shit!"

cox is love, cox is life

"And miss your hall of fame hissy? Not on your life" 😂😂😂

Is it the extra $4 a week in my paycheck or is it the fact that I finally have a chance to make a difference in this god forsaken hellhole. It's all about the $4 trust me 🤣

If they took porn off the Internet there would only be one website left called bring back the porn annnd I'm dead xx ----

_"Aaaaaaaaaaand Hugh Jackman"_

Hahaha i loved the janitor singing! cox and the janitor are my 2 favs!

this show has jokes for everyone in it. me and my friends all laugh at different parts in this show

Cox was an outstanding character and in real life he would be a great supervisor because he calls people out on their $hitty work ethic.

I come back to this every once in a while because of all the joy it ironically brings me. I think Kelso’s impeccable timing at 4:25 may even be better than the actual rants 😂

How Dr. Wells (Eobard Thawn) spent his 15 years waiting for the particle accelerator explosion!

Posted 14 years ago I'm pretty sure I watched this exact compilation at some point in my teens haha

The Labradoodle rant is easily one of my favorite Scrubs moments ever. I pretty much have it memorized.

Let's be honest here... the best one is no 4..... Dr Cox: "Good God in heaven, Newbie. There are just so very many ways for me to say this to you: Never. Not in a million years. Absolutely not. No way, Jose. No chance, Lance. Nyet. Negatori. Mm-mm. Nuh-uh. Uh-uh. And of course, my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff. Noooooooooo! ..... (Silence)" J.D: "Er Dr Cox" Dr Cox: (Holds finger up interrupting) "Pfffft."

Haven't watched since 2012. This video makes me want to binge it again

Dr. Cox is my spirit animal.

harrison wells was J.D. Brother!?? LOL

"its all about the four dollars trust me" amazing

lol the Janitor has only 4 lines to sing in this entire episode and he's suddenly the best singer XD

I saw a labradoodle this afternoon so now I'm here.

"And as *my* money is contingent on *you* lemmings actually doing your jobs..." Such real disdain in those two words.... truly a brilliant character.

One time while watching scrubs I exclaimed aloud "I love cox!" My father perceived this in a slightly different light and that became the most awkward episode for me...yeah...

Getting recocmended a video made 11yrs ago because I watched 1 interview with this guy... And I love it

I loved JD's temper tantrum in Labradoodle

"I'm fairly sure if they took porn of the Internet, there'd only be one website and it'd be called "Bring back the Porn" xDD

4:01 "..And, of course, my personal favorite of all time: 'Man Falling off a Cliff' NNNNNNOOOOOOOOooooooooooo...." "Dr. Cox-" *Cox stops him* ".....*Pfff*!" His face is just hilarious. xD

Your top 5 rants of Dr. Cox are awesome! All of his rants are so good and I still can't decide my top 5! 😂

Lost it at "You are born alone, you damn sure die alone. Isn't that right, Spike?" XD

After watching this for the millionth time.. I realized Dr. Wells from The Flash is in here.. go figure. I saw him on Scrubs long before he became big. I love this comedic side of him. c:

Great stuff, but JD's reactions are priceless as well.

When you watch this show again, you should try to keep track of how often Dr Cox touches his nose. He does it pretty often. I think it's something the actor uses to help his performance or maybe some sort of nervous twitch they thought would really go well with the character. Either way, it works.

OMG I just love the musical rant!! i watch that episode practically all the time!!!

dr. cox is easily one of my favorite characters on the show! Hes so funny!

"Good god in heaven newbie, there are just so many ways for me to say this to you: Never, not in a million years, absolutely not, no way Jose, no chance Lance, nyet, negatori, mm-mm, nah-ha, uh-uh, and of course my own personal favorite: man falling off of a cliff, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo........." "Uh Doctor Cox..." "pft.."

Bumper buddies :D I love that part... I love every part, really... And the Dr. Phil impression is great.

Dr. Cox isn't negative, he's just very realistic.

Seeing the Reverse Flash walk in like it's nothing terrified me for a moment

Dr. Cox always reminds me of a good old fashion, Marine Drill Instructor

This was a fantastic show with amazing characters. And Dr Cox was one of the best

2.17 Janitors Overture. One of the most moving musical pieces i have ever heard.

"now is a pretty good time for you to scurry on back to work so I can continue to afford the antidepressants that keep me so damn jolly...." lol his laugh is hilarious!

His last speech is so damn true.

Impeccable delivery. I really can't imagine anyone else playing this role.

Thanks for putting this up. AWESOME

I want his laugh as my ringtone.

"What and miss your Hall of fame hissy not on your life"

"Should I list the reasons why? Well I don't see whyyy not " The musical rant is the best rant I've ever heard :D

I could go for a Dr. Cox rant about covidiots!

one of the funniest tv shows ever made...............................Peace

And my personal favorie, man falling off a cliff, "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" (4:05-4:16) LOL LOL LOL! I love Dr. Cox!

That was awsome! I live to watch his rants!

Dr. Cox always makes me lol without fail.

0:56 no- words....

of course my favorite man falling of a cliff "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" oh doctor cox ,,, *PUFFFF*

Dr.Cox was great I loved his rants

Best summation of Dr. Phil ever!

When I watched the whole series in a row over the course of a week, Dr Cox's rants and meanness got old by season 3, but watching the show once a week or so it's always gold

04:50 Did Abby just shove that poor kid towards Dr. Cox?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! did you see his eyes? Stellar. Absolutely stellar.

Dr. Cox and Dr. House are my two favourite doctors ever

if dr cox ,Sheldon cooper, Barney Stinson ,Joey Tribbiani and Johnny Deep make a movie, it will be the greatest movie ever.

Tiffany Amber Thieeeeeeeeee-sennnnnnnnn. Amazing.

my favorite dr cox rant I think is the one with the patient who was tanning too much and he ends it with "Have a great day. You look like a purse" That scene's hilarious

It all started... With a penny in the door.. There was a hatred I had never felt Before...

I love Dr. Cox, he's my favorite character on Scrubs.

3:29 Careful, that's the Reverse Flash! :)

His line deliveries are the best I’ve seen

10 years later. thank you for this. c:

He’s a great character and I love most of his rants (there are just as many great ones that are not on this list), but I couldn’t disagree with #1 more! In fact i think that taking that rant out of context is misleading, because he was trying to make a more sophisticated point.

Unpotty trained labradoodle:') And indeed, he sounds different than in platoon, I actually dislike him in platoon:(

"so not joking" i love that part lol

5:19 Dr. Cox: Barbie, you're the chief resident. J.D. (phony laugh): Very funny. Dr. Cox: So not joking. Elliott (shouts for joy): Oh my god. I know how Liza Minnelli felt. When she won the Oscar, not when she married the half pasted alien. Dr. Cox: Newbie, how you feeling? J.D. (thinking): Keep it together, it's "Be a man" time. J.D.: No, No. I totally understand. Come on, you did what you had to do. You went with your gut, Elliott's a great doctor. I do have three questions though: Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love? Who's going to tell my mom? And what the hell am I supposed to do with 10,000 "John Dorian, Chief Resident." Business cards?! Dr. Cox: Yeah Scarlet, you're chief resident too. J.D.: What now? Dr. Cox: Well, I figure with her being ridiculously book-smart to the point where she has almost no interpersonal skills, and you being warm and cuddly as an un-potty trained labradoodle - and about as useful in high-stress medical situations as an un-potty trained labradoodle -- together the two of you make one barely passable doctor…slash labradoodle. J.D.: Wait, if we're both going to be chief resident, why didn't you say that from the beginning? Dr. Cox: What? And miss your hall of fame hissy? Not in your life. Come with me...

ONLY THE WEAK, NEED HELP! LOL classic

You just made my day..thank you for this

I don't know why, but "isn't that right spike" made me laugh so so much

I love when JD's brother walks away in the middle of Dr Cox ranting & leaves him dumbfounded. They should have included it.

Ya any one can need help and it is a sign of both strength and intelligence to ask for it.

My Musical is definitely one of my favorite episodes!

You sir, are a genius. We're gonna be bumper buddies forever!

3:30 *squints* ... Tom Cavanagh?