I feel like inquisitors would have a great time on pleasure worlds: 1) You’re relaxing on a paradisal world. 2) The heretics come to you!

Slaneesh: *slaps the roof of pleasure world* We can fit so much chaos in this bad boy

Horrible realities you say? No problem. Just send an ork or two there and they'll get the place normalized in a week.

Imagine the amount of Inquisitors whose fingers are itching to unleash exterminatus on these worlds.

“Staring Contest! .... Go!” “ARERGGHHHHHHJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!” “I win!, You went mad!”

2:46 Who is this lady? Guardsmen! Attach bayonets and follow me, we got a rescue mission! *hyped up gasmask noises*

Person: "Ah, this is the life. I'm glad I came here." Second person: "Hey, you wanna really enjoy your time here? Look who I met on this pleasure world." Moments later, a chaos cult of Slaanesh joins the party.

Sounds like a good description for Jeffrey Epstein's Island.

Defecate on holy relics of the imperium and even on statues of the EMPEROR OF MAN?! How to put the absolute maximum amount of heresy into pure words, I think that has to be it.

This only goes to reinforce my belief that, should I find myself in the 41st Millenium, I will figure out a way to travel to an Exodite world on the perimeter of the galaxy as far from "civilized" society and live as quiet a life as possible.

Can't lie...those demoness are hot...No no no Im an Eldar, GET AWAY FROM MY MIND SLAANESH!

Great. The only place in the Galaxy that's supposed to be liveable, but NOPE, it also has horrible realities.

us, relaxing on a paradise world : ah yes, finally some peace and calm *one lil' heretic shows up* In the distance : "ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME !"" mfw ''oh no''

This Xeno- loli-futanari-slaanesh-tier-vore garbage must stop.

If memory serves the navigators actually don’t engage in some of these things. Their minds are personally hardened by the Emperor and they just are not that unrelentingly sadistic.

the horrible realities of what its like to be the god emperor of mankind

receptionist: Welcome to the pleasureplanet! *wh0000sh* receptionist: *pile of smoldering bones

"venerate absurd things" shows a picture of the penitent one well, you never really win so it really is absurd to worship him

Really enjoy warhammer lore. Cant do your voice for more than a minute

I feel welcomed. The silky, skilled, nuanced, metered voice of the Gersh One is like a warm blanket shielding one from the corruption of the pleasures of this comment section world.

We can fix this by having an inquisitor in the world but to prevent said inquisitor from corruption an inquisitor from to time to time visits to check the inquisitir stationed

Some Inquisitors, especially those of the ordro hereticus sends their acolytes to pleasure worlds as a final test of moral and spiritual fortitude and purity before deciding whether they are worthy of becoming a full fledged agent of the golden throne. In the light of this fact it seems plausible that some Inquisitors allow pleasure worlds of ill repute to exist so they have access to a sufficiently horrific proving ground for their subordinates. Due to the almost limitless authority of an Inquisitor i would not be surprised if pleasure worlds controlled by either a individual inquisitor or groups of inquisitors exists.

Should rename Pleasure Worlds, Hypocrite Worlds. Also makes me glad I play Tyranids. They're at least honest to their nature.

I don't like how you narrate and half-whisper. It's unpleasant to listen to and annoying.

i find it really hard to listen to how he speaks. its really weird and would be better if he just read it out like normal

The inflection in this guy's voice makes this video almost impossible to watch.

Aint gonna lie slanesh got me good *edit* The moment my notification says it and the pic i saw got me click it here faster than praising the toasters

Question: If Lucius is killed by a primaris and comes back to life does he become a chaos primaris?

Content is good, but the voice you are using.. it’s like you are recording somewhere and trying not to be overheard.

The real psychological depravities were the monotone monologues we met along the way

I love this one, even the Navigators have a dark side!

Who you going call. Black Templars

8:14 I don't know about the rest of you, but these Pleasure Worlds sound pretty *Blasphemous* to me...

Dude what's up with the way you're talking. It sounds so unnatural.

So... pleasure worlds are a trap. Got it.

I wonder what the Salamanders and Black Templars would think of this.

Much of Warhammer 40k makes little rational sense. And that is why we enjoy it so much. This, however, is irrational to a thoroughly absurd degree. Can you imagine the Emperor of Man, who will Exterminatus an entire planet simply to deny resources, would allow this form of heresy to fester directly in the heart of it's most important ruling class? Nope. Sorry. This is exactly what happened to the Eldar. And if the Emperor is anything, he is *not* stupid enough to not learn from the devastating failures of others. This type of behavior would be dealt with ruthlessly and immediately, if only for the sake of preserving the Empire. Keep the Dark Eldar lore specific to the Dark Eldar. That being said, enjoyable video. I don't blame the creator. I blame the lazy authors recycling lore for shock effect. Inevitable corruption is fine, to a limited degree, but such lengths of it would be a bigger threat to Man than Xenos.

Suggestion (not for horrible realities) - 40 facts on lord Castellan Creed, Necron Tesseract Labyrinths, or the conversation between the emperor and the last religious priest of terra during the unification wars, if any of those weren’t already done

So I'm just gonna point out that I as a hard core fan and someone who has read his fair share of codexs, of the ffg rpg books and studied extensive sections of the lexicanum, the fandom wiki, and even the cancer which is 1d4 chan can tell you without a doubt in my mind 90% of this is wrong. And it's very simple as to why, navigators don't have psychic powers never did, the 3rd eye is a special tool which though has unique and powerful abilities is incapable of achieving such devestation without one gazing upon the eye. This was explained not only in 1st all the way through 8th but also explained in many books and the rpg written by final fantasy games. If one was simply to close their eyes the 3rd eye is harmless as stated by the ability stated in all hosts of novels and the game mechanics themselves. I do not know where he got this information but this is more likely to be speculation than actual fact. Read the books if you're interested, go buy them online, just understand to simply trust ones word is to be fooled. (Multiple sources will controdict what he says is fact. Research it yourselves if you dont believe me.)

Question: Does the Imperial Guard, Navy, and or Astarties have some kind of leave (vacation time) given to them for rest or is there no rest for the worriers of the Imperium?

Use the patreon money to buy a voice actor

Is it just me, or does it sound like there is a whisper behind Girshwan's voice-over?

LiTTle bIt hARd, to lISTEn, to tHE nARRA--Tor.

Those Pleasure Worlders are lucky that Sororitas and BlackTemplars don't go on vacation are they? "Dear Chaptermaster, I've just arrived on the paradise world. The beaches are way cool, the rooms are spatious, the drinks are good and I'm watching some stuff the folks do for leisure here and...HERESY!!!!!" And thus the cleansing of Casperia Prime started.

I didn't realize this was a series until you pointed it out, but now that I think about it it makes sense that a universe like Warhammer 40K would have a series dedicated to horrible things in it.

and this is why i believe the smurf commander in charge is the only hope. the emperors husk is gone and i believe whatever communication he had in that meeting with his father was something along the lines of "these dumb fucks have enslved me onto this eternal throne and commit heresy, rot, and are no better than the savages i fought to unify us-destroy them all or bring them in line".

When you want to talk about pleasure worlds but your parents are asleep one room over

I’m not certain which is more disturbing the pleasure worlds or the guys weird accent

When the video started I was expecting the sweet voice of Luetin. I was disappointed.

what happens on a pleasure planet stays on a pleasure planet

Suggestions The day of a Custode. What custodes do in there normal day. War times and non war times

*Pleasure world* Slaanesh : uhm...! Inquisition: uhm...!

I literally had to turn on auto generated subtitles to understand this tbh.

Still posting one vid a day, even if i dont actively watch warhammer vids, that dedication alone to what you love is anazing and has earned my sub ❤️

So basically the whole 40k universe is nightmare fuel

Nice video bro,this is the channel where i know most of the 40k lore 👍👍👍

A very great video OneMindSyndicate.

Navigator: is on pleasure world. Me: staring contest let's go.

sugestion: Please, could you make an updated 40 facts of Raven Guard? Since primaris are introduced into the chapter, I am curius to see the effects of the new sheed on it (chapter).

When will there be an If the Emperor had a TTS episode about these pleasure worlds? I wanna see Kitten play UNO against the Chaos Gods.

Waking up in Krieg or Cadia is a horrible reality in itself

Man, if I was on a pleasure world, I’d wake up in the morning, sit out on the porch, and enjoy the rising sun. Quiet and peaceful. Oh, and can’t forget the coffee.

This would be much better if you weren't half whispering the entire time

Interesting video. I've never played any of these games or read anything about Warhammer 40k. A video about the movie "Event Horizon" pointed me this way.

For the next Video can you explore more about the DAOT era,like the human army,human ship or etc ?

OMG Your voice my guy! I almost clicked off the video but I really wanted to hear more about this topic.

Be careful not to cross my gaze. - Carria Orsellio, a Navigator

Great video it's about time

I don't have much. I liked :D Please continue your work. Cheers.

I got one for ya in honor of Orktober: The Horrible Realities of Life as a Grot! :D

Did you do one for pirates of 40k yet? Not many touch on em. They're a bit different often, but can be in league with, rogue traders.

11:08 great video but I'm genuinely surprised that youtube hasn't taken it down for this picture alone.

The worst reality of all is being a Kriegsmen on a Paradise world.

Wow this decadence and lustful existence sure is great! Wait what do you mean by the “Eldar”

Imagine the captain decided to go down with the enemy warships and you're just a navigator.

Sounds like heresy to me! Time to break out The cyclonic torpedos and turn pleasure into Fiery Redemption!

Do the agriculture or feudal planets next

I like this man's voice. Subscribed.

Finaly some sexuality in 40k

Imagine the amount of STD positive does that world have...

What is the creature with the tooth tounge @ 9:16. Thank you

I've been watching alot of 40k videos and I love the lore and universe, can anyone direct me to some books or other media to start getting deeper into the franchise?

Suggestion: necrons, great job

Such great information :D Oh my... another interesting voice :)

Suggestion: tyranids, wowwwwww great video

So, a paradise world is a den of sin and evil, where assholes tend to gather and are a ticking time-bomb for The Warp.

That British royal estate looking wild

That was very good.

I'm curious what your actual sources are for those stated facts, outside of fanfics

what is the name of that song in the end? when he sign's out. it's awesome

3:38 Audio glitch freaked me out for a second. I was like 'greeeaaat, fucking Slaanesh warping my mind already' LOL

Hive/Forge worlds: no vacation ever. Pleasure world: Vacation from Hell. ⛱🌴 👹

BROTHER!!! I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY HEAVY FLAMER!!!

"Ahhh finally some peace and quiet near a clean waterfall on a unpoluted planet what can go wrong?" *Dude with black leather boots and underwear w/ choker around neck cracking a whip*: AY YOU GUYS EVER HEAR OF SLANESH MAN?!

Im glad to see BowserVids is starting to branch out into 40k

I love your videos.

so basically epsteins pleasure island

What is the name of the song in the ending. Found it, turns out all i had to do is read the description 😅

Really like your channel. How do you spell your name btw? Jw

Im actually working on a Wh40k Roleplay which takes place on a pleasure world i called Cyndera. Any tips pointers or critique? Basically the world has been untouched by attacks since the horus heresy and the growing problem of chaos and tyranids in their area paired with the unfortunate fate of a dying space marine chapter caused the imperium to decide to use that world to start a new chapter to replace the fallen one. The gene seed they got was actually mutated in a way that makes about half of the chapter blank souls. The ruinous powers see their existence as an amusing potential for a game. So the chaos gods each send a champion who in turn starts cults. The new chapter is finally completed but the commander of the PDF informs the chapter master of the coming of an inquisition vessel scheduled to arrive in a few months for their vacation. The PDF & Blank Templar basically have 2-3 months to purge the planet of all heresy lest they risk the world being deemed corrupted and slated for exterminatus.