In any other universe a Black Crusade would be the end of everything! in Warhammer 40k it's tuesday. Intro by Henrik Sigeman / archwarhammer
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@badjokemaker30517 жыл бұрын
Imagine Archaon and Abbadon sitting in a bar arguing who is the biggest loser. Archaon: "You lost 13 times. Why is anyone still following you?" Abbadon: "Because I never got a kick into the balls by an Ork in front of everybody!"
@barrybend71894 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile at the nearest Ork bar: Grimgore and Gazgule laughing in orkish harmony.
@konradcurze939 Жыл бұрын
@@barrybend7189 in-between punching each other of course
@skootmeister3994 Жыл бұрын
@@konradcurze939 Which just makes the laughter intensify as they go at it some more.
@Clocktacular8 жыл бұрын
"Failbaddon the harmless" i fucking lost my shit... xD
@mechanismprototype8 жыл бұрын
Same, ive heard it before but its still funny af
@firstnamelastname95508 жыл бұрын
*armless
@tylermcneeley31368 жыл бұрын
Either could apply to him
@Clocktacular8 жыл бұрын
+Tyler McNeeley he also said both
@tylermcneeley31368 жыл бұрын
That was meant for the guy that corrected you
@birddogg628 жыл бұрын
Abaddon, the Saturday morning cartoon villain of 40k.
@Archon39605 жыл бұрын
Well, after Voldorius, Bel'akor and Lord Carron ! xD
@robertnelson95995 жыл бұрын
@@Archon3960 What have those guys even done in 40K?
@Archon39605 жыл бұрын
@@robertnelson9599 Voldorius was elevated to deamonhood and became pathetic, Bel'akor did... something I guess, and Carron got killed in Kaurava while he was doing Alpha Legion stuff in that campaign.
@pile-o-nonsense36884 жыл бұрын
And that in a galaxy where reality-bending mushroom hooligans are a thing!
@Vollification2 жыл бұрын
And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those meddling corpse worshippers!
@zacharyhawley16936 жыл бұрын
So in other words. Failbaddon is a monkey hammering at a typewriter and eventually given enough time he'll fail his way to victory.
@hellishhybrid18396 жыл бұрын
Zachary Hawley If Thomas Edison taught us anything it's that the key to success is failure.
@danieldeak91415 жыл бұрын
Well yunno the saying 13th... I mean 14th time is the charm.
@SnlDrako7 жыл бұрын
Mighty Arch, I have a theory for you to hear! What if Failbaddon is actually a joke amongs the chaos gods? They make wagers and bets on how many troops they can give him, how many blessings and gifts they can bestow upon him and still fail? And each Black Crusade is actually only a time when one of them says "Bullshit, let's see who is correct here!" and they launch him with all the new shiny toys they made up.
@lillithyukiutacrow25327 жыл бұрын
SnlDrako hahahahahahahahah😂
@bitesizedhero80307 жыл бұрын
Just as planned!
@cnlbenmc6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something Khorn might have cooked up, he doesn't care about final victory only blood and war and as much of it as possible for as long as possible.
@anonanon95356 жыл бұрын
SnlDrako lol I would love that to be true
@jackdugan51386 жыл бұрын
Leaked new book series confirmed?
@thered4dr6 жыл бұрын
Well... Napoleon's first conquest was litteraly a vegetable patch (when he was around 10, the school he was in gave all students a small vegetable patch to cultivate. First thing he did was invade his neighbours and build a fence around his conquest ...). So please don't insult emperor Napoléon Bonaparte by comparing him to Failbadouche the Harmless ...
@Plankensen5 жыл бұрын
he still failed as hard :P
@DixieSchizo5 жыл бұрын
Napoleon was a manlet lol
@teh_reel_nb56325 жыл бұрын
Frequently Faded this is a myth twofold, his height is normally listed in the old French feet and inches which were larger than the modern ones, and people back then were significantly shorter making him about average height for the time.
@Mrree2505 жыл бұрын
@@DixieSchizo Yeah Napoleon was actually probably average height
@transhumanhivemind30488 жыл бұрын
He is called the armless because his tabletop model's arms are fragile? That's cute.
@kyokyoniizukyo71718 жыл бұрын
my little failbaddon ^_^
@Somgosomgo8 жыл бұрын
See 1d4chan.org/wiki/Abaddon#The_.22No_Arms.22_meme
@DeafLord188 жыл бұрын
Yeah it is notorious for the arms to fall off between your home and where you are going. More experienced players won't have this problem but it is a massive pain for most.
@FrstSpctr887 жыл бұрын
Diamond Metal "Its just a flesh wound!" :P
@Self-replicating_whatnot7 жыл бұрын
It is to be expected, considering he is armed with massive fuck off sword and a primarch-sized power claw.
@CommissarDan8 жыл бұрын
Captain Kirk: We come in peace. Chaos Space marine: Blood fo the blood God !!! THE END
@NetMoverSitan6 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't want to know what would happen if he went against a Chaos Space Marine aligned with Slaanesh.
@Danneman926 жыл бұрын
11/10 story, would tell again.
@thedragon1336 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? Kirk is a prime candidate for Slaanesh corruption, he'd join them!
@waynes.wilson66166 жыл бұрын
(Star Wars) Imperial Commander: Fire all weapons! Chaos Marines: Tis but a scruff. FIRE AT THEIR EVERYTHING!
@NetMoverSitan6 жыл бұрын
Imperial Stormtroopers (Star Wars) you're perfectly safe from them as long as you stand right in front of the target.
@WarwickMcGhie8 жыл бұрын
"The point I'm trying to make is that if a Black Crusade hit pretty much any another other fantasy universe ever there would be very little left of said fantasy universe... In 40K however, its Tuesday." I laughed so hard at that it was great.
@faolan16864 жыл бұрын
Arch: "too horrible to talk about on KZfaq." Lutin09: "i made a 1hr video about it"
Well with arch if he had to tell us about the deamon thing from the ultramarine books well he probably end making a bunch of brand new curse words
@TotalDeathGuy458 жыл бұрын
I love the sense of scale you gave Cadia. As the great Rogal Dorn would have said, 'The best offense, is a good defense.'
@IamBlackToast8 жыл бұрын
Words he would likely come to regret after the whole Iron Cage thing.
@charion12348 жыл бұрын
I wonder why Abaddon doesn't just unleash a massive barrage of cyclonic torpedos at Cadia itself with the idea that while you can get some of them but you can't get all of them, to just destroy the planet rather than try and take it. Although that might piss off the Khornates.
@Prayingfrog8 жыл бұрын
+IamDeadToast true
@atikin0206988 жыл бұрын
+Sta au There is also the thing that they probably have an insane amount of voidshields stacked on top of everything just for that scenario. Besides getting into a good position to bombard will make any ship into a sitting duck for similarly insane amounts of anti-orbit cannons stacked on top of everything.
@charion12348 жыл бұрын
That's... so crazy on the scale of everything. I knew about their crazy gigantic ships having shields but I didn't think they could shield an entire planet. As for the sitting duck thing, I've never seen Abbadon shy away from casualties as long as he got the results he wanted.
@Lalle5248 жыл бұрын
The uncomfortable shit Arch was talking about was a little experiment by the Iron Warriors, along with Dark Mechanicus. To give you the child friendly version, human females would be herded into a test area, where they would be shackled into cages and force fed neutriants and drugs that would bloat their stomachs to a massive level that it would look like the larve spawner from aliens. When done, the dark mechanicus would give them a gene seed, and the women would then give birth to fully grown space marines in 3 days time.... Without skin. This does not count for the facts that the majority of these guys died doing birth, or grew horrible mutations, like 2 heads on their cocks. If they were seen as unfit chaos space marines, they would be thrown outside the fortress they were made in, which quickly resulted in these abominations banding together to make huge packs of God emperor praising skinless child-like warriors. Oh yeah, they praised the Emperor as their one true God, because Gene seed.
@dannotwa18 жыл бұрын
Damn that's fucked up, I'm guessing the Iron Warriors were still salty about papa Dorn making better sand castles, the worst part is those gene seeds could be Imperial Fist ones from the cage incident they made off with which is sickening tbh.
@Lalle5248 жыл бұрын
ExaltedBreeze It is stated they used stolen gene seed, never specified which one from my knowledge in the Ultra Smurfs book, but it does make sense for it to be that gene seed.
@Partyffs8 жыл бұрын
The sad part is.... R34 is real.
@rodney2x488 жыл бұрын
That is some DeviantArt fetish tier bullshit. Holy fuck, that's disgusting.
@Partyffs8 жыл бұрын
Surprised Robot Nah, it looks awsome! :D
@highdefinitionapollo21897 жыл бұрын
So......about Cadia........
@skorgevondoom___95715 жыл бұрын
Lets nots talk about cadia...if you prefer not to have a visit from your local inquisitor
@Spaceman404.5 жыл бұрын
THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID *CADIA STANDS*
@trollzynisaacjohan17935 жыл бұрын
Your precious creed is mine muhahahaha
@rosscustodio92335 жыл бұрын
What about it (loyalists glare)
@TKUltra9715 жыл бұрын
"So .... about Cadia...." **SHHHH** he doesn't know... (or inquisition propaganda)
@barleysixseventwo66658 жыл бұрын
To be fair, how was Abbadon supposed to compete with a guy who can hide Reaver Titans behind tasteful shrubbery?
@TherealSBlair7 жыл бұрын
The biggest threat to the Imperium is Games Workshop. No one screws up bigger or more often. Except possibly the US Congress.
@octoyang19918 жыл бұрын
So Abbadon is basically dark grim version of team rocket?
@asajjy10 ай бұрын
WE'RE EDGING OFF AGAIN!
@thomasclawson71835 жыл бұрын
"Hey, Abaddon, why you launch Black Crusade?" "Because it's TUESDAY!"
@ArchYouTube8 жыл бұрын
was going to be a warhammer fantasy video today but things happend and then more things... and that is why i have back up vids like this!
@toomanyaccounts8 жыл бұрын
ultramarines series. that was a certain type of chaos marine created. the ultramarines sent in some marines to stop this demon factory.
@logandepino84178 жыл бұрын
whats your opinion On Doctor who or do you even know what it is?
@bobafett71238 жыл бұрын
Hey man! can you start videos on the phoenix lords?
@lundholm48 жыл бұрын
This was a perfect ending to a fucking terrible day, cheers mate.
@pizzaman10168 жыл бұрын
Why don't you do a lore video on the events of a war in warhammer fantasy like the war of vengeance or the High Elven civil war that would be cool.
@ashleychaplin58557 жыл бұрын
So a black crusade is basically a toned down version of Saturday nights at Cardiff
@TheSeanoops6 жыл бұрын
The planet broke before the Guard did, never forget.
@ryanhampton23527 жыл бұрын
R.I.P cadia 😢
@shiroyasha49955 жыл бұрын
Cadia stands
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely5364 жыл бұрын
Ryan Hampton th plant broke be for the guard did
@kenspiracy27928 жыл бұрын
How would blaster bolts even interact with power armor? I would imagine they would just...bounce off.
@ArchYouTube8 жыл бұрын
leave minute and embarrassing scorch marks i immagine
@rahbaralhaq8 жыл бұрын
^How the hell is a blaster Pistol (DL-44) is more powerful than a full on rile (E-11)? That thing is the successor if the DC-15S form the Clone Wars era which itself was based on the original DC-15A long rifle. The DL-44 is like a .50 AE handgun of Star Wars universe than a Plasma gun of the 40K. Ya know, those things can literally melt TANK ARMOR with a single shot. The Star Wars disruptions are not going to do much against the Power Armor cause they are the rough analog of imperial hellgun (Inquisitional Stromtropper lasgun) based the fact a 40K lasgun can can disintegrate an unarmored person limb with a single shot. They will burn of a few centimeters of the outer ceramite protection but nothing more than that.
@tavernburner30668 жыл бұрын
use tau weaponry as a reference point. Both are plasma based and hit about as hard.
@rahbaralhaq8 жыл бұрын
bryce ostrem Blaster are acutall particle based.
@rahbaralhaq8 жыл бұрын
Actually: 1)Basters: Primarily Particle based weapons. Basically anything that uses Tibanna gas. 2) Disruptions: Plasma based weapons. Hence the disintegration ability. 3)Slugthorwers: Chemical rounds.
@asura25458 жыл бұрын
I love arch
@EnigmaticNoob8 жыл бұрын
geh
@CatacombD8 жыл бұрын
Hot
@kingofdankmemes4368 жыл бұрын
As do I.
@windwind31708 жыл бұрын
Hah! Ga... Fangirl!
@Redtecho8 жыл бұрын
congratulations...
@SultanOfAwesomeness8 жыл бұрын
10 chaos marines for the entire crew of an Eclipse class SD? Arch, that's really...really pushing it.
@toomanyaccounts8 жыл бұрын
one chaos marine could easily kill a 1000 regular humans armed with blasters without breaking a sweat.
@mechanismprototype8 жыл бұрын
Well if they aim like they do in the movies a single guardsman could do it
@Lalle5248 жыл бұрын
+Sultan no matter how many men you have, if they're all inept at aiming, they might as well just be target dummies standing in the doorways.
@WarbossFraka8 жыл бұрын
I agree, 10 Chaos Marines would have an issue taking on a hundred stormstroopers. People forget, Stormtroopers are easily on par with Stormtroopers on 40k in skill. I do wanna see Star Wars vs 40k battle, I feel it would end badly for both. Starcrusher could solo pretty much everything the Imperiam as. FTL that can jump across the galaxy in days and the ability to just blow up stars and jump out before forces could respond. However Space Marines chapters could rampage across the Star Wars universe pretty much only being stopped by force users, possibly.
@rahbaralhaq8 жыл бұрын
Nope they are not. Stromtrooper of Star Wars are mostly standard recruits or flash trained clones (They are not clone troopers), while Stromtroopers of the Imperium are trained from childhood. And the Starcrusher can be easily dealt with a vortex missile or a lucky hit from a Nova cannon (That thing can crack open planets). SW do have the Hyperdrive going for them but how useful they will be is against such insane odds another issue. And a Chapter Liberian can f*ck up most (if not all) force user with ease.
@forerunner54676 жыл бұрын
“And that scenario is functionally impossible...” Called that a little early, lol
@ashleychaplin58558 жыл бұрын
3:56 how dare you! That is the most feared vegetable patch this side of the valley of spooky radishes
@DominusDiabolik7 жыл бұрын
I think you mean Failbadon the Disapointer.
@bloodypine227 жыл бұрын
Emo Clown Failbadon the Armless failure
@archon95-777 жыл бұрын
Emo Clown I like to call him Abaddon the Ponytail! x3
@tunturitorvi5 жыл бұрын
Noo
@emperorconstantine1.3617 жыл бұрын
Oh my arch...this is 13th black crusade part 1...the rest is now the "FALL OF CADIA"!!
@ja-vishaara2 жыл бұрын
The law requires me to say "The planet broke before the guard did"
@hobogod26927 жыл бұрын
The Chaos gods have no real need to succeed, the Imperium in it's current state is an amazing source of energy for them.
@yungmalaria6 жыл бұрын
7:42 "greatest success is pointing someone in the right direction" hehe, he can't really point either
@Zefurion19888 жыл бұрын
The Chaos Gods Sabotage Every Black Crusade.
@kingofzero1008 жыл бұрын
Could we ever get a Warhammer Fantasy Lore video on the Moot and their halflings?
@andrewduncan78018 жыл бұрын
probably in the next total War update or dlc or when he feel like it
@andrewduncan78018 жыл бұрын
probably in the next total War update or dlc or when he feel like it
@Rudofaux8 жыл бұрын
I concur
@destroyerofskulls30368 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see his reaction if The Moot was added as a new and playable faction.
@spartadragonrider8 жыл бұрын
what about big moot sandwiches?
@VraanVritr8 жыл бұрын
Well, the movie star wars would have no chance against Chaos. However 40k is basically an extended universe on it's own. So we should get to SW EU. And here we've got funny stuff like: ridiculously huge ships with Death Star superlasers, planets with populations reaching trillion, reborn Emperor capable of creating Warpstorms, space stations destroying whole star systems in one shot (yes, even Cadia could be destroyed) without moving a bit, and there's Super Sayan Grand Master Luke Skywalker... well, he's one with the Force, It's like a psyker had unlimited access to the Warp without being torn apart (even before he was capable of moving Devastator (19 km length) size ships like it was an x-wing). Now, they could stand a chance... at least for some time. Also I'm curious how the Force would interfere with the Warp. Maybe they would strengthen each other, maybe disable, or just annihilate them both...
@KrimzonFlygon13 жыл бұрын
Well a Black Crusade hitting the Star Wars universe would end miserably. Why? Because Rey Palpatine exists and Kathleen Kennedy is at the helm, and they’d stop Abaddon through sheer force of Girl Power (tm) no matter how much lore they have to defile.
@arnekrug9397 жыл бұрын
Abbadon sounds like Luigi Cadorna, the Italien chief of staff in WW1 who initiated 11 of the 12 battles of the Isonzo river because he always he would break trough the Austrian lines the next time.
@darkmattergamesofficial7 жыл бұрын
I'm halfway through the first Horus Heresy book and loving it. I've only been looking at the 40K universe for a few weeks now but its by far the best fantasy universe created. I thought star wars was cool but this blows it out of the water. Great videos by the way!
@hughjass699336 жыл бұрын
Darkmatter52 been into warhammer 40k and warhammer fantasy since i was 15. Im 23 now and its so fucking good.
@Fulgrim_The_Phoenician5 жыл бұрын
I've just read the first 3 books in 1 month...help me !!
@warex45016 жыл бұрын
Just imagine if they had a competent commander. No a brilliant one.
@paulmitrovich65068 жыл бұрын
Arch, thanks for doing these videos! While i don't play the game itself, I've always found the 40k universe fascinating and you do them with style. "Failbadon the Harmless" is one of my favorite top 10 lines ever!
@JoranBerserk8 жыл бұрын
I would love to read a crossover comic between WH: 40k and any other sci-fi category, be it starcraft, mass effect, star wars or what ever. If Commander Shepard thought Reapers were bad, wait until he's up against soldiers of the Blood God.
@drharnsaft10056 жыл бұрын
Shepard would somehow manage to bang a member of every species of sentient beings in the universe and eventually end up worshipping slaanesh.
@Chickenbowser Жыл бұрын
As much as the ME3 endings were flaming hot garbage by hack writers, I do think a Chaos invasion of the Control Ending version of the Mass Effect universe would be pretty amazing. A unified galaxy under the leadership of a hybrid machine/man made into god who has direct control of ultra powerful hyper intelligent galaxy obliterating machines made from the collectives of previous species vs Chaos would be a super interesting match up. Synthesis Ending could work to but it was just so fucking silly...I mean everyone is just covered in green "technology lines" or whatever...fuck off Casey Hudson!
@broadwater52188 жыл бұрын
What book series in particular was Arch talking about when he was referring to the unspeakable things that happen on the demon worlds???
@RisthalionTulkamegil8 жыл бұрын
Ultramarines series, " Dead Sky, Black Sun" by Graham McNeill.
@broadwater52188 жыл бұрын
+Risthalion Tulkamegil uhh thanks can't wait to read or listen to it, warhammer's novels are the best
@RisthalionTulkamegil8 жыл бұрын
If you like Warhammer 40k, I'm starting a 40k lore forum. Check it out at lorelair.united-community.com and talk about anything.
@broadwater52188 жыл бұрын
+Risthalion Tulkamegil oh really that sounds really good, I'll check it out now
@bladestormviking8 жыл бұрын
so..... standard template chaos shit?
@Darksmirk17 жыл бұрын
I love watching this video after the Fall of Cadia. Hindsight of what has happened and hearing how it couldn't. I need to watch your video of the Fall once again.
@midrovar58114 жыл бұрын
A black crusade has become something soo often that every race in the universe, and chaos forces that dont participate in the black crusade to watch it and bet how many time it will take to grind it down to failure, and how many tears abaddon will let out before he leaves, also about 13th everyone lost... for abbadon that was debet with everyone, but even them he lost later
@darthcheesecake33928 жыл бұрын
We all love Failbaddon though! He's inspiring. Getting so much fail done with NO arms!
@silverlancexyz8 жыл бұрын
Arch's insults sure are original 10/10
@rubenplooster52278 жыл бұрын
"Combat-hardened Cadians" No such things as a non-combat-hardened Cadian! Cadian blood is wine on the Emperor's tongue!
@CatholicDragoon8 жыл бұрын
'click on video' 'start listening' by 2:10 I was on the floor rolling around in laughter!
@DarthCuddlefluff6 жыл бұрын
It depends on who boarded who and who was on the ship. Imperial sensors would probably pick up the Chaos Space Marines long before they themselves were noticed, and you would be shocked at what Imperial efficiency can accomplish. I'd say if some badasses like the 501st were on the Imperial vessel then the Chaotic forces stand no chance. They would simply be outgunned and outstrategized by the superior organization of the Imperials.
@vlweb3d8 жыл бұрын
Now THAT was some hilarious commentary.
@MrKago16 жыл бұрын
Star Wars does have Aboleth. Which is basically the rage of Khorne, the twisted pleasure in suffering of Slaanesh, knowledge of Tzeetch, and ruthlessness of a pissed off Emps. Imagine a creature that has more power than all other force users, dark and light, together. But I would argue that a well armed group of 5 Astartes could commandeer a star destroyer. Providing a Sith wasnt on board.
@JacatackLP6 жыл бұрын
Necroticus you do have to consider that the Stormtroopers are armed with what amounts to condensed Tau weapons. They wouldn’t be able to one shot a SM instantly but since they’re particle beams which combine both heat and kinetic damage where as Lasguns rely on heat, they’d have a better chance of actually being able to Bunche through the weaker points on space marine armor. We do actually have examples of how even the legions during the Great Crusade did struggle against unaugmented humans if they had sufficient technology and in the modern 40k we have Tau to prove this. The Space Marines will still be effective, but if they try to use the same tactics they would against guardsman they’re gonna suddenly realize that they are taking significantly more casualties than usual
@alonelyperson60316 жыл бұрын
+JacatackLP But then again...that's providing the stormtroopers didn't fainted when the front guy got himself slice in half by a chain sword. Since you know...SW is kinda clean when it come to death.
@JacatackLP6 жыл бұрын
While the mainstream movies are relatively clean, actual combat in the star wars universe is surprisingly messy. While blasters and grenades tend to sear wounds the force they tear through at also causes rips through the cautarised flesh that can bleed profusely. Not to mention shrapnel and projectile weapons still see fairly widespread use when blasters aren't easy to come by, and many world use meleee weapons such as vibro blades, and those are extremely messy weapons. Not to mention bio-weapons and flamethrowers are relatively commonplace within the Imperial military.Again you have to remember that Star Wars has to "clean up" for the movies but it's still an exceedingly dark universe that deals with genocide, slavery, and the like.
@alonelyperson60316 жыл бұрын
Yeah but its still not that messy when you are speaking about the Empire, The blaster doesnt really make you bleed. Grenade can blow up half your body, yes, but a blaster round to the face usually doesnt make as much blood as a gun of that size should. And while I'm sure that other species still use projectile weapons, that doesnt means that stormtrooper can be freed of the worst possible enemies when your fighting the Space marines, fight or flight or freeze response. And a storm trooper seeing a giant 2.5m tall power armor with red blood eye coming at him while covered in blood will probably choose one of the latter two. Also Stormtroopers lacks what the IG have, being afraid of whats behind you.
@JunoneMaster30005 жыл бұрын
You mean the bloody mary with super powers? Booooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.........
@JacatackLP6 жыл бұрын
I always have to come back and rewatch this vid simply for the joy of Arch’s rapping on Abbadon
@matthewb3917 жыл бұрын
after accidentally viewing this my grandmother said she could have conquered the imperium in no more than two attempts, and abbadon is and I quote "a wuss".
@dunnobutwayne7 жыл бұрын
are there any books telling the chaos side of warhammer 40k?
@davephillips89087 жыл бұрын
Iron Warriors series has a lot of chaos perspective mate.
@Volvith6 жыл бұрын
(In the meantime on an Imperial Super Star Destroyer.) Clonetrooper: "LORD VADER, WE HAVE A BREACH IN SECTOR 17." Vader: [heavy breathing] "Deal. With. It." Clonetrooper: "sir, it's a squad of 10 khorne berserkers... o_o" Vader: "... Okay, yeah, initiate self-destruct and let's bail, i'm too young to die."
@potatogeneral40725 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't any sith be corrupted by khorne because hate hate edgy emo shit?
@bobnib23285 жыл бұрын
They're not clones unless they're part of the five-oh-first legion
@pirateman11445 жыл бұрын
Khorne would probably like Vader. He's basically a living weapon full of hate, rage and an insatiable appetite for mass murder.
@timroddle36188 жыл бұрын
Arch, I miss the good ole hour long lore videos, best thing ever to listen to as you wind down for sleep.
@brianjohnson52723 жыл бұрын
He talks about a black crusade as this reality ending thing. I've got this arch! Primaris marine to chapter master "milord it's another black crusade!!!" Chapter master "I hate Mondays!"
@tylermcneeley31368 жыл бұрын
To anyone that says Jedi can just use the force to block or deflect las bolts or bolt rounds, that is true, Jedi and sith alike can deflect las bolts, and could use the force to redirect bolt rounds. But Star Wars itself has proven Jedi and sith can be defeated by ranged weapons. Order 66 speaks for itself. And while there are certainly powerful force users in the Star Wars universe, psykers are on a whole other level, and have a much larger number of abilities than force users, exceptionally powerful psykers can kill with but a thought, I'm not sure if even farther sidious could that. Also, Orks don't give a shit. They will risk getting sliced in half or blown up just to kill you. Tyranids are a never ending wave. Eldar are on par with Jedi in terms of agility, maybe even surpassing Jedi. Necrons are living metal, and there most basic guns can fuck up tanks. The only race I can actually see the Star Wars universe fighting on even ground are the tau, anything else is just overkill, what with the literal armies of super soldiers, super heavy vehicles, Titans, and planet killing weaponry, very few universes can stand up to the might of 40k.
@tylermcneeley31368 жыл бұрын
Fuck you autocorrect
@icaruscarinae8 жыл бұрын
I mostly agree, and that's what myself and other die hard Star Wars fans are saying, some 40k guys however seem to think a 40k marine will belch and Star wars will explode. Star Wars... specifically the Empire...at its height, would put up a very good very long fight before losing. As for the Force, it is equally infinite it's capability, most force groups focus in specific areas though. Dathomir Witch's practice a form of force necromancy, some other small group absorbed by Luke's order did stuff with tribal talismans. There are probably more psykers of equivalent power, which is part of why 40k wins in the long run.
@tylermcneeley31368 жыл бұрын
I imagine a Jedi would do well against a normal space marine, but a librarian or veteran space marine is something on a whole other level that I think even Jedi masters would have a difficult time. As for psykers in general I was thinking of some of the crazier shit they could do, like opening up a portal to the warp, I don't think Jedi or sith, or any other force sensitive group could do that, but correct me if I'm wrong.
@icaruscarinae8 жыл бұрын
+Tyler McNeeley One group can use the force in an unspecified manner on their ships to instantly move them from one point to another instantly, but for all intents and purposes they wouldn't show up if anyone was fighting.
@icaruscarinae8 жыл бұрын
But no portal to demons.
@dark18108 жыл бұрын
What do you mean by the primarchs might not be what we first thought them to be ?
@toomanyaccounts8 жыл бұрын
have you read the Horus Heresy Books?
@Skrilladirty18 жыл бұрын
He's avoiding spoiling fluff from the books
@willythesilly8 жыл бұрын
Yes do tell, I have read almost all Horus Heresy books and I have no idea what that means
@brendanwoods72788 жыл бұрын
+willythesilly Just a thought here. Some of them are fucking crazy now a days? Like Lorgar might be trapped in a picture or something? And Angrins Butchers Nails make it impossible for him to cooperate after 10,000 years of just rotting his brain. I'm not sure what's up with the others, but that's just a though
@toomanyaccounts8 жыл бұрын
Did you miss the parts about the Cabal?
@stephenknizek26514 жыл бұрын
2016 Arch: Cadia is impregnable. 2017 Arch: Pikachu shock face.
@Fulgrim28 жыл бұрын
Yay! It's story time with Uncle Arch once again! :D
@Thetreetroll6 жыл бұрын
1:28 Star trek high energy discharge tech makes a lasgun look like a nurf gun. Also do the tech priests have a way to stop transporters. cuz it would suck to get beamed out of your armor with nothing but your space boxers on! I do agree tho 1 Chaos Marine could take the enterprise if you turned the power off for a few hours 😆
@Self-replicating_whatnot4 жыл бұрын
The most difficult part would be to hit the god damned federation ships with anything, they are so small and nippy. And also tend to run away using much faster and more reliable kind of FTL than either Imperials or Chaos posess. So i'd say fuck that, and go for federation planets instead. Chaos also has an option to hit the ships with sorcery, something they can't dodge and have no protection against.
@fearsomeoffearsome76368 жыл бұрын
arch 2016 I quote "don't you worry we are gonna get into him oh yes we are" lol
@kinguKrimsn7 жыл бұрын
viewing this makes recent events quite more so impressive
@robbulman6028 жыл бұрын
Recently I've been rediscovering 40k in all its glory, since my Games Workshoping hay days of the early nineties. I was wondering, when Arch talks about the spectacular failure of the twelve Black Crusades lead by Abaddon, are these events something that's been described in book lore or are they actual campaigns that have been played as special scenarios and have then been reported on in White Dwarf (if that's still around)?
@HYSXA27 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair to Abaddon, I can point a lot factors as to why he "fails" so many times. I mean has anyone here actually took these factors into consideration? Besides just using the stupid memes as basis? For starters let's take a gander into what Abaddon has to work with such as the other traitor legions for instance, can they really be counted on to have his back? I mean the other traitor legions have no sense of unity and cohesion between them, and are more than happy to fuck(literally for Slaaneshi followers) each other at the slightest provocation. Besides when Abaddon "unites" all the other traitor legions, it's through coercion not charismatic appeal. Don't get me started with how the followers of chaos are overall more concerned with their own agendas than help with someone else's. Aside from the followers of chaos, there's also the issue with the chaos gods themselves. Considering that Abaddon has no genuine loyalty towards the ruinous powers, suffice to say I'm not all that surprised that the chaos gods are definitely hindering Abaddon's chances of success. The ruinous powers probably want to keep doing this until Abaddon fully submits himself to them. With all these factors coming into play, I'm surprised Abaddon has not snapped. A lot of people just love comparing Abaddon to Archaon and keep fapping how the latter is so much "cooler" well if anyone asks me Archaon is the bigger loser. I mean seriously his entire motivation to destroy the world is because he's butthurt that Sigmar did not "save" him and is throwing a tantrum about it. Wow that is so "deep." Well look where his SUCK-cess of destroying the world brought, destruction of the old world that paved the way for you-know-what. Which leads me to this question, since every fan here just love bragging how "creative" they are, what would you have done for Archaon? Be thwarted repeatedly and fail, becoming another failbaddon? Or let him succeed in bringing the world to an end? Not much you can do with a villain with such a shallow goal now can you? It's no wonder GW had no idea what to do with Archaon and how to advance the story for Fantasy properly. At least Abaddon has a more practical and meaningful goal of wanting to conquer Terra, ditch the chaos gods and make humanity bow before him.
@382u3uuej8 жыл бұрын
Only 18 minutes? Heresy.
@enoughothis8 жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard! One of Arch's best
@mroppossum41006 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite parts of the 40k fanbase is how we bicker amongst ourselves about who would win and all that, but as soon as another fanbase says that something would kill something from 40k, everybody gangs up on them.
@davidant89018 жыл бұрын
I would love to see Star Trek vs. Warhammer 40k.
@sjoerddz8 жыл бұрын
god im just seeing the picture of normal humans versus a fucking space marine squad that just butcher a whole ship on their own
@asura25458 жыл бұрын
1 day
@CrapLuckSimon8 жыл бұрын
People think it'd be quick but I'd like to a treckie's response. I mean the borg would literally fuck chaos up.. all the soullessness of a necron but just as infesting as a tyranid. And the feds(federation) do have better cleaner tech, for example their teleport machines. Obvisouly with humans theirs no chance in a 1 on 1 fight of soldier versus soldier but that's not how StarFleet rolls. This wooould be veeeery interesting to expand upon I think.
@ronbonist8 жыл бұрын
Well if the federation worked with the imprium, then they could be the breath of freash air to reinvigorate hummaity technological development and thus beat Chaos. But of course the Imperium won't listen... (You know start trek is kinda what the drak age of technolagy must have been like)
@sjoerddz8 жыл бұрын
Ron Ben-Yehuda the federation works togheter with aliens so they will be destroyed
@MatthewCampbell7657 жыл бұрын
While Star Trek's universe would do poorly in something like the Black Crusade, I COULD actually see a group of Federation "soldiers" taking on a small Chaos force and winning. The main problem is scale, really. Star Trek weaponry is actually pretty impressive (mind you, we rarely see the Federation take its gloves off), but it jumps from "Phaser Rifle" to "Antimatter Missile" with very little in between. This is because most fights in Trek occur in space or indoors, so you tend to skip things like tanks. For example, if a handful of Chaos Marines or cultists tried to attack DS9 (after getting the Defiance), I wouldn't be TOO surprised if DS9 would be able to hold them off.
@namekman017 жыл бұрын
star trek could easily beat the imperium. as for chaos they'd probably just come up with some radiation that provides an anti (warhammer40k) warp field. not to mention that the only way imperium can even move around is with the astronomicon to guide them. im sure the defiant could sneak up on holy terra and blow it up. startrek doesnt need a blackstone fortress do make their own exterminatus. all they'd need is one missile. warhammer 40k was designed to provide awesome battles, its not as overpowered as ppl make it to be.
@namekman017 жыл бұрын
***** sry dude, the federation is way more advanced.
@cybruiser57peti7 жыл бұрын
Yes, but there are other factions/races in Star Trek with completely different weapons and technology like the Borg, Klingons, Dominion, Romulans, ETC. Maybe, if the Imperium manage to piss off Species 8472 (which is the easiest the in world, because they paranoid as hell) they can give them a serious headache.
@MatthewCampbell7657 жыл бұрын
***** Species 8472 is pretty powerful. I could see them fighting certain 40K factions and winning. Of course, the big problem is that in Star Trek little attentions has been given to ground combat, so it's hard to say.
@cybruiser57peti7 жыл бұрын
***** First Species 8472 is not Q to make it clear. Second I don't say they going to win.
@frozi77113 жыл бұрын
So *laughs nervously* yeah Cadia....
@TheVakama1128 жыл бұрын
There should be a cross over where chaos just ends up in another universe, like star wars.
@KrimzonFlygon14 жыл бұрын
If you want to get technical, that would be Shin Megami Tensei. I mean, Chaos demons and Megaten demons are in essence the same thing. And in Megaten, you control demons as one would Pokemon. And you use them to fight and kill the Abrahamic God. I *fucking love* Megaten.
@idronan10247 жыл бұрын
Black Crusade vs the Reapers from Mass Effect?
@Fyrebrand187 жыл бұрын
Andrew Marcus That would be... interesting... to say the least, extinction level event versus extinction level event? Let them fight.
@Autisticgoldfish967 жыл бұрын
Juan Paolo Datu Then again, the Emperor probably got rid of the Reapers, unless Tzeentch or the Deceiver decides to use the Warp to bring the Reapers foward in time to the 4 1st Millennium. Now that I'm thinking about it, could a reaper indoctrinate a Daemon?
@vi6ddarkking8 жыл бұрын
"If a Black Crusade happen in any other Fantasy Universe there wouldn't be much left of it. In 40K it's Thursday.":) So true honestly I think most of the other Fantasy and Fifi universes are a bit underpowered.
@TrollySam8 жыл бұрын
broke into uncontrollable laughter as soon as i heard "the illustrious leader of these crusades" 10/10 i am entertained.
@samuelsafin65648 жыл бұрын
This is by far the most disturbing video you have made thus far. But I do love all the Abbadon nicknames:-)
@oreroundpvp8966 жыл бұрын
Idk man, I'm pretty sure the Fourunner Empire from Halo would have a pretty good chance against the black crusade, I mean, they did have galaxy sterilising super weapons.
@calwhitehead73586 жыл бұрын
OreRound PvP this implies one thing. That they don't get corrupted as it all starts. They got thier asses kicked by discount nurgle. Imagine the real deal coming in with daemons. Also Implying super weapons will work on the daemon worlds that will have already come into being before the super weapons are fired. Physics mean nothing there, nor the forerunner doomsday weapons. Welcome to chaos. It's OP pls nerf.
@admiralshadowofasunderedst30686 жыл бұрын
Cal Whitehead they could not be couurputed like that sense they whould be blanks sense they are not from the 40k unverse also the flood that you are thinking of are a pist off god race that is older than the universe itself they are older than the chaos gods
@calwhitehead73586 жыл бұрын
Please repeat that in a way that makes sense
@minoreror99615 жыл бұрын
OreRound PvP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...................fuck no
@Dolfy8 жыл бұрын
Failbadddon pls :(
@Gordon5198 жыл бұрын
i love these videos they got me into 40k
@laupnamron8 жыл бұрын
I think that the whole prophecy of Abbadon tearing Emps off his throne was just a joke the Chaos Gods decided to play on him that got a little out of hand.
@olidavies38928 жыл бұрын
what is the ork beast
@toomanyaccounts8 жыл бұрын
Series of 13 novels that take place in M32.
@olidavies38928 жыл бұрын
is it a war boss or something else?
@olidavies38928 жыл бұрын
in the books i mean
@toomanyaccounts8 жыл бұрын
read the books
@Hiperforteca8 жыл бұрын
It was the mightiest ork warlord that has ever lived. He was so powerful that he threatened the Holy Terra after the Horus Heresy.
@ValosarX7 жыл бұрын
A single warship from The Culture could stop a black crusade by itself but that's what happens when you mix fantasy universes :)
@emperorconstantine1.3614 жыл бұрын
The planet broke before the Guard did!
@ejones54186 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see an updated version of this taking Fall of Cadia and the new lore into consideration
@alexshingleton72137 жыл бұрын
A Jedi or Sith lord could beat a chaos space marine
@Dimovuha2227 жыл бұрын
Depends on the Sith and Marine. Chaos Lord is gonna rape sith apprentice, and Sith lord will kill regular marine.
@alexshingleton72137 жыл бұрын
Fair point
@namekman017 жыл бұрын
not really a fair comparison either way. a better question would be who would win between a jedi astartes and a psyker astartes. jedi come in many species, each with their own advantages, and a space marine is an enhanced human. a chaos marine is even more enhanced.
@namekman017 жыл бұрын
***** well yeah, that's why force wielders are cooler
@frankopanklaric6 жыл бұрын
Maybe. It would be close. A psycher would shit on them though.
@GideonErnesto8 жыл бұрын
Dempski Bowden really gets Abbadon. Read Soul Hunter and Talon of Horus. And as you know the entire goal of the 12th was the fortresses. And for god's sake, make a Pinbaddon the Armful. People just don't know how to handle how metal he is.
@daladari34696 жыл бұрын
"Abbadon the Dispoiler? More like Abbadon the Piss Boiler! Oo got em" said the blood angel as he Dabs in Depression and is then furiously beaten up by his entire chapter during the 7th Black Crusade, which caused half the chapter to die because they were too busy beating an astartes to death to hold the line.
@kholeksuneater18595 жыл бұрын
He is not failing tbh - he always returned with what he wanted - artifices etc.
@GasMaskTrenchCoat6 жыл бұрын
Small extended universe spoiler. I love the scene in "Soul Hunter" where Talos pretty much tells Abaddon to fuck off because he's such a failure. It's my most favorite scene in all of 40k literature.
@caelvanir85578 жыл бұрын
Considering the fact that one of Abaddon's main opponents can hide Titans behind bushes, I'd say he couldn't hope to no matter how competent he was.
@koca9878 жыл бұрын
man you make my day :D nice video
@salahberjawi39457 жыл бұрын
love your vids bro, the night haunter lore vid is your best yet, even better than the black crusades which is awesome as well. When do you think youll be able to do one on lucius the eternal or Vulkan and the 9 artefacts his sons are searching for? keep them coming bro
@abundleofjawas9537 жыл бұрын
well by the very definition of chaos, it makes sense that they can't make an organized assault on the imperium.
@louisbrown2997 жыл бұрын
Love your vids man just subscribed. Are you planning on making a video about the chaos gods, If not can you?
@JacktionYT6 жыл бұрын
"The fuckening". This is why I love you Arch.
@emperorconstantine1.3618 жыл бұрын
YEAH ARCH! !! Another lore I wanted to hear!! can u do one just on the 13th B.C.?
@thegeneralissimo4704 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine Trazyn waking up and grabbing a cup of necro-coffee and wearing pink bunny slippers and a bathrobe. Then all of a sudden that damn bell starts ringing again, “must be Tuesday” he says, as his museum starts to crumble around him....again.
@Peptuck7 жыл бұрын
I would say that the only setting that could reliably take on a Black crusade might be the Culture, or Strike Legion. The former because, well, they already fight with planet-busting guns standard at superluminal speeds, and the latter because it's 40k, with the serial numbers filed off.
@HumanoidCableDreads8 жыл бұрын
To be fair to Abbadon, the reason why he keeps failing is because the chaos gods want him to.
@eythor197 жыл бұрын
i always find it funny that people think a 2x2 meter vent in a moonsized base was a ridiculous weakness