420 Minutes of Weed Jokes

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2 жыл бұрын

Enjoy 420 minutes of weed jokes ... err, actually, we mean 11 minutes. These Mary Jane stories from Dave Chappelle, Tom Segura, Eric Andre, Bert Kreischer and Jack Whitehall will automatically give you a contact high.
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@rillo806
@rillo806 Жыл бұрын
First time i got my mom high she just looked at me and said "is this how you feel all the time?!" And i just smiled and said "yes mom" and she said "no wonder your always so happy."
@qreddie
@qreddie Жыл бұрын
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@rillo806
@rillo806 Жыл бұрын
@Dakoda Fisher ill put it like this, in college my roommate left seeds in our trash can and when they were found they asked if it was mine and i got offended cause i dont smoke dirt weed. My shit NEVER has seeds.
@legoyoda9782
@legoyoda9782 Жыл бұрын
If only that were true, and you could always feel the high that you got the first time. After the tolerance builds up, it gets less fun.
@rillo806
@rillo806 Жыл бұрын
@@legoyoda9782 yeah thats why i take a break every so often so i can lose my tolerance.
@phantomgamer9264
@phantomgamer9264 Жыл бұрын
@@legoyoda9782 if you smoke back to back with little breaks if you want a good reset for your tolerance. I would recommend a good 3 weeks with a little bit of exercise to burn the weed in your fat for good measures and flush out your system regularly.
@bigboybaggins8993
@bigboybaggins8993 Жыл бұрын
Convinced my mom to smoke a year ago. We smoked and she was like “I don’t feel anything”. I go to the store and when I come back she is laughing hysterically and dancing in the kitchen. I go to my room for 10 minutes and then decide to look into her room and she is snoring on the bed with her hand in a bag of chips.
@Nippletwister-lq4us
@Nippletwister-lq4us Жыл бұрын
Classic
@Youtuber5775-
@Youtuber5775- Жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@latoyatv2030
@latoyatv2030 Жыл бұрын
@BigBoy Baggins That was the funniest 😂 😝 story ever
@Versac3e
@Versac3e Жыл бұрын
ahh, thats usually how it goes with newbies. i love how weed takes them on a rollercoaster. they hate it at first then end up growing thier own strains. its a love cycle.
@sirwoodofeast9497
@sirwoodofeast9497 Жыл бұрын
They grow up so fast
@samhigdon9762
@samhigdon9762 Жыл бұрын
My dad smoked for the first time when he was 60 all he did was sit in the corner for an hour saying this is all right man 😂 "edit" it's been 10 months I never thought I would still be getting comments and over 4k likes, not complaining but this shit surprised me 😂😂
@joesakig788
@joesakig788 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but when i read that all i was imagining is your dad sounding like Tommy Chong.
@ATF-US
@ATF-US Жыл бұрын
i think that’s the best way to sum up getting high
@ronanterry2529
@ronanterry2529 Жыл бұрын
I read this in Mathew McConaughey voice
@asherpweifjeoiFNOEN
@asherpweifjeoiFNOEN Жыл бұрын
I hate to break it to you, but that was not is first time😂
@Audi8pOfSouthAfrica
@Audi8pOfSouthAfrica Жыл бұрын
My father and I smoked for the first time together when he was fixing the lawnmower. Needless to say it was never fixed on that day.
@patriaciasmith3499
@patriaciasmith3499 11 ай бұрын
Psilocybin saved my life. I was addicted to heroin for 15 years and after Psilocybin treatment I will be 3 years clean in September. I have zero cravings. This is something that truly needs to be more broadly used in addiction treatment.
@Jennifer-bw7ku
@Jennifer-bw7ku 11 ай бұрын
Please does anyone know where I can get them? I put so much on my plate and it really affects my stress and anxiety levels, I would love to try shrooms
@Jennifer-bw7ku
@Jennifer-bw7ku 11 ай бұрын
@Micheal Harris Is he on instagram?
@elizabethwilliams6651
@elizabethwilliams6651 11 ай бұрын
The Trips I've been having have really helped me a lot,I finally feel in control of my emotions and my future and things that used to be mundane to me now seem incredible and full of nuance on top of that I'm way less driven by my ego and I have alot more empathy as well
@Barbara-jx4ru
@Barbara-jx4ru 11 ай бұрын
@michealharris3221Can dr.sporess send to me in UK?
@jeffsmith2447
@jeffsmith2447 11 ай бұрын
Shrooms was the best trip I had. It was an amazing experience.
@kristiknapp4478
@kristiknapp4478 2 жыл бұрын
My mom smoked pot for the first time on her 64th birthday. She didn't like it. Now she is 73 and eats weed cookies and uses the THC balm and everything. She's so innocent, she's even a group leader for Celebrate Recovery teens. She no longer sees it as a "bad drug".
@millsykooksy4863
@millsykooksy4863 2 жыл бұрын
❤️
@518goeshard420
@518goeshard420 2 жыл бұрын
My mom smoked for the first time at 70 with me and some of my friends at my wedding reception. She enjoyed herself but said not something she’s looking to do often lol
@VeganSemihCyprus33
@VeganSemihCyprus33 2 жыл бұрын
✌👉 The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 💖
@Rodrickson
@Rodrickson 2 жыл бұрын
How do u go from that to that from 64-73😂😂😂😂
@lFaceless
@lFaceless 2 жыл бұрын
I bet people are hapy for you. But I'm not.
@stoneymcgee5364
@stoneymcgee5364 Жыл бұрын
My mom ate one of my homemade brownies on accident. She had damn near the entire thing gone before I could make it to the kitchen to stop her. 30 minutes in I could hear her upstairs laughing. I went up to check on her & her little eyes were so red they looked like they were bleeding. So I went out to the kitchen debating if I should stay home or get out of there. Suddenly I heard my dad ask her what the hell she was talking about and my mom laughing uncontrollably. That was my cue to leave. The next morning my mom woke me up asking WHAT THE HELL WAS IN THOSE BROWNIES I FELT REALLY DRUNK & EVERYTIME I CLOSED MY EYES I FLOATED TO THE CELLING. we have never spoke of it again
@enzoerwin3464
@enzoerwin3464 Жыл бұрын
One of the best high stories I’ve ever heard lmao
@ninjireal
@ninjireal 9 ай бұрын
Funniest shit
@fedz4205
@fedz4205 6 ай бұрын
Oh, to get high for the first time again ): Nothing like your first…
@ChunkyLeeChong
@ChunkyLeeChong Жыл бұрын
Late to the party. I'm fuckin smoked out. Anyway, I got absolutely torched with my mother in October of 1997. Kind of a sad story. She was dying of cancer, and I was 13. We sat in her car, and she lit up a 4 gram blunt. One of my favorite moments.
@allanpena2204
@allanpena2204 Жыл бұрын
rip
@ChunkyLeeChong
@ChunkyLeeChong Жыл бұрын
@@allanpena2204 Thank you. It's crazy how time gets away from us. Almost 25 years
@darriuscampbell1789
@darriuscampbell1789 Жыл бұрын
@@ChunkyLeeChong aye the last time I saw my sis/cousin was Christmas all the older cousin went to smoke and one of our aunts went crazy I remember laughing all night with her that was Dec 24 2019 I wanna let you know your not alone rip mom and rip sis
@allanpena2204
@allanpena2204 Жыл бұрын
@@ChunkyLeeChong she’s probably ripping a 4 gram cannon as we speak rip momma
@ChunkyLeeChong
@ChunkyLeeChong Жыл бұрын
@@allanpena2204 Fuck yeah she is. Thanks dude 💯
@sarahharris9506
@sarahharris9506 Жыл бұрын
I smoked with my mother once a few years back. I'm a long term toker, her not so much. She got a major attack of the giggles and it was so damn funny I couldn't help it I got them too. Good times lol.😂😂
@williampool812
@williampool812 Жыл бұрын
Contact this legit plug with the name above ☝️ he got all kinds of psychedelic stuff he ship discreetly!
@tomf4087
@tomf4087 Жыл бұрын
Great. Fill my basket
@ikhsanikhsanikhsan
@ikhsanikhsanikhsan Жыл бұрын
Ouw
@arthurspivey3587
@arthurspivey3587 Жыл бұрын
I haven't smoked any weed that had me so high I believe 420 minutes of anything fits into a video that's less than 12 minutes.
@WillieWeed
@WillieWeed Жыл бұрын
Isn't one of the effects "change perception of time"?
@isabelleburdge4308
@isabelleburdge4308 Жыл бұрын
Shit it Don t?
@ArthurMorgan-_-
@ArthurMorgan-_- 9 ай бұрын
@@WillieWeednah dude man shrooms & cid do that tho
@user-we6ee9mr8x
@user-we6ee9mr8x 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@eugenef0zzy
@eugenef0zzy 3 ай бұрын
Trying to read this while high was crazy
@Cheetahhh
@Cheetahhh Жыл бұрын
THAT LAST ONE WAS UNBELIEVABLE DUDE WHAAAAAAT
@ramN_bw
@ramN_bw Жыл бұрын
Wtf ru doing here lmao
@emilevangheem6165
@emilevangheem6165 Жыл бұрын
Yo lmao
@nofacegeofrmdao2589
@nofacegeofrmdao2589 Жыл бұрын
Facts 😂😂😂
@reececyeh4636
@reececyeh4636 Жыл бұрын
impeccable timing
@TheYmohamed
@TheYmohamed Жыл бұрын
Google like gotcha, now your fams back in UK can see watchu really been up to in Holland lmaooo
@giancarlocrumps7564
@giancarlocrumps7564 2 жыл бұрын
Man when i started smoking weed the scariest part was going to buy it lol.
@alexromero6536
@alexromero6536 Жыл бұрын
Buy it from a friend?? I'd be scared too buying it from a shady dealer
@TrippyPandaProductionsOfficial
@TrippyPandaProductionsOfficial Жыл бұрын
@@alexromero6536 sometimes you have to be that friend
@zacmonarch4845
@zacmonarch4845 Жыл бұрын
Or when you finally did get a steady dealer, they'd always leave you hanging for hours on end when they said a half hour
@scottd7222
@scottd7222 Жыл бұрын
@@zacmonarch4845 I'm omw hahaha you said that a half hour ago
@zacmonarch4845
@zacmonarch4845 Жыл бұрын
@@TrippyPandaProductionsOfficial he's saying it as the dealer..hahaha
@TheProgGuy
@TheProgGuy 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'm surprised this wasn't just an 11 minutes and 44 second compilation of Pete Davidson
@VRtheFuture
@VRtheFuture 2 жыл бұрын
That would be called "420 minutes of weed doing jokes"
@xy-fb8jo
@xy-fb8jo 2 жыл бұрын
Skete
@foy5051
@foy5051 2 жыл бұрын
You can probably get high from looking into his eyes
@VeganSemihCyprus33
@VeganSemihCyprus33 2 жыл бұрын
✌👉 The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 💖
@big_sk4ian424
@big_sk4ian424 2 жыл бұрын
Or ppl acting like weeds a hard drug or sum shit hate that
@hadderhs
@hadderhs Жыл бұрын
That last one was priceless!!! The guy and his wife were just like 😯😯 😂😂😂
@yvngeazy
@yvngeazy Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂fr
@RuthJones_92
@RuthJones_92 Жыл бұрын
RIGHT ‼️😂😂
@Nuggernaut
@Nuggernaut Жыл бұрын
If this video was 7 minutes long, it would be 420 seconds. Oh well, at least we get more weed jokes 😁
@christina4413
@christina4413 Жыл бұрын
For those of us that noticed this; Methinks we skipped Wake and Bake along with 420 Smoke Session.
@stevengranados901
@stevengranados901 Жыл бұрын
Also it would be 7 hrs if it was 420 minutes
@saraspivey1129
@saraspivey1129 Жыл бұрын
@@stevengranados901 Must’ve been high doing the math. 🤷🏼‍♀️
@stevengranados901
@stevengranados901 Жыл бұрын
@@saraspivey1129 I think u misspelled meth
@ashedaces
@ashedaces Жыл бұрын
@@christina4413 fr, let’s fix that
@Alfazri57
@Alfazri57 Жыл бұрын
I swear me and my friend developed telepathy when we first smoke weed, it's a wild ride, we can understand each other without communicating.
@SithCelia
@SithCelia 2 жыл бұрын
Happy 420 to everyone out there! I got a goody bag from my bosses today with two joints and a gram of crumble, and some swag from our biggest customer. Such is life in a legal recreational town and the hippie capitol of the world. Merry Weedmas to all and to all a good high!
@angham3829
@angham3829 2 жыл бұрын
Proverbs 4:20-21 New King James Version 20 My son, give attention to my words; Incline your ear to my sayings. 21 Do not let them depart from your eyes; Keep them in the midst of your heart;
@foy5051
@foy5051 2 жыл бұрын
.....that's a good one😅
@ese21lildroopy
@ese21lildroopy 2 жыл бұрын
I love this comment. That’s my new greeting Happy Weedmas.
@Josh-rn1em
@Josh-rn1em 2 жыл бұрын
We are so behind in Australia. It's coming in by pain specialists because opiates screwed a lot of people. They're old and don't understand it. I had to chat to him only about sativa and Indica. So now he gives flower and oil. Before only oil. Wonderful stuff. This is us. Hope we will get to legal recreation soon. I think fewer problems with alcohol .
@roningamingandentertainmen716
@roningamingandentertainmen716 Жыл бұрын
That is sick!
@jayreynoso9138
@jayreynoso9138 Жыл бұрын
Lmao my brother and I smoked with our mom for the first time and she wanted to cook us food, so she pulled out the hamburger meat (still frozen) right haha, she put the cast iron skillet on the stove (without being on) adds the hamburger meat and is standing at the stove now moving it back and forth assuming she’s “cooking” so roughly a half hour 45 mins goes by we kept smoking and we went inside to check on her of course right, we tell her, Hey mom, whatcha cooking. Oh, hey kids I’m cooking some hamburger meat to make y’all lunch, now at this point we’re so high we’re trying not laugh or burst out into laughter keep in mind the meat was still frozen and the stove was still off, so we tell her hey ma you know the stoves been off for the last 45 mins of you “cooking” right but you been standing her for 45 mins now lmfao She started laughing so hard she couldn’t breath for anything 😂🤣 But me and brother ending up cooking lunch for ourselves she was so high lmao
@johnnybgood2887
@johnnybgood2887 Жыл бұрын
What a beautiful story. Please share with us the final story about when y'all r sitting curbside on skidrow fighting over crack crumbs with one another lol. Cause we're all gonna be laughter (with you, not at you) at that story too ha ha ha
@NarutoHigh160
@NarutoHigh160 Жыл бұрын
@@johnnybgood2887 Are you always this anger addicted?
@goodmorning7358
@goodmorning7358 Жыл бұрын
​@@johnnybgood2887 lmao this guy can't hang
@VeganWellnessTribe
@VeganWellnessTribe Жыл бұрын
@@johnnybgood2887 that was so far out of left field.
@Thomas-cr2pt
@Thomas-cr2pt Жыл бұрын
@@johnnybgood2887 why the negativity? Pod is pretty safe. Most people just have a laugh. Stop hating. start loving.
@Bs-fb5qf
@Bs-fb5qf 2 жыл бұрын
Bro the owl joke had me dying 😂🤣
@moustachio334
@moustachio334 Жыл бұрын
Yea I can’t listen to the rest after that one lol
@michaelwhyte6482
@michaelwhyte6482 Жыл бұрын
It was a hoot
@Nobody04750
@Nobody04750 Жыл бұрын
When I was a teen, my mama found my single gram of pot in an earring baggie and flushed it right in front of me. Today I’m like, “Mama, can I leave this preroll next to my tampons in here? It ain’t open.” It’s so crazy to me when I come in legally stoned and mama’s just like, yeah whatever about it. That never gets old for me. I say to daddy, “Sorry, I’m high.” He says, “When I was ur age, we’d smoke a pound a weekend. It was only one joint.” I bout fell on the floor cause daddy’s the good one. I’d expect that from mama. She a bad mamma jamma, but daddy? That was wild
@werdle92
@werdle92 Жыл бұрын
When I smoke with my dad, i always joke: "Remember when you grounded me for smoking this? lol. now we are smoking before every thanksgiving dinner" Time is weird.
@Diego-ck2pn
@Diego-ck2pn Жыл бұрын
did you type this high too b"
@trexbait895
@trexbait895 Жыл бұрын
Ngl people who call their father daddy as an adult r weird
@Beanboozled28
@Beanboozled28 Жыл бұрын
@@trexbait895it’s a cultural thing. I hear it all the time.
@appleseedgames6934
@appleseedgames6934 Жыл бұрын
@@trexbait895 "She a bad mamma jamma, but daddy? That was wild" XD this is the funniest shit I've ever heard
@devilsadvocate8094
@devilsadvocate8094 2 жыл бұрын
"Like 3 crips letting everyone know there's cops in the neighborhood" 😂😭😭
@Invertedxic
@Invertedxic 2 жыл бұрын
Happy 4/20 Eve everyone 😂🔥🌿
@andrewmiller7671
@andrewmiller7671 2 жыл бұрын
Happy 4:20 at 420!
@chrisw3421
@chrisw3421 2 жыл бұрын
CHEERS!
@somedude5581
@somedude5581 2 жыл бұрын
Same to you, happy smoking to ya!
@angham3829
@angham3829 2 жыл бұрын
Proverbs 4:20-21 New King James Version 20 My son, give attention to my words; Incline your ear to my sayings. 21 Do not let them depart from your eyes; Keep them in the midst of your heart;
@anshkul.420
@anshkul.420 2 жыл бұрын
Always bro
@totalspoof8344
@totalspoof8344 Жыл бұрын
Back in the day i knew this guy who always had tons of pot. Me and my buddy took 400$ in paper food stamps(member those)from his mom and bought an ounce of pot with $200 in foodstamps,and used the rest to buy food. Great times.
@prettylady9906
@prettylady9906 Жыл бұрын
lol the paper food stamp hahahaha
@grumpymonk2460
@grumpymonk2460 Жыл бұрын
200$ (basically) for an once not bad not bad at all
@deeboy1321
@deeboy1321 Жыл бұрын
You were born around 1975
@totalspoof8344
@totalspoof8344 Жыл бұрын
1983
@turtle_man_675
@turtle_man_675 Жыл бұрын
Wise
@Mimi-cq4bg
@Mimi-cq4bg 2 жыл бұрын
The Ric Flair joke just about killed me
@frigmasterxd697
@frigmasterxd697 Жыл бұрын
My dad took edibles not long ago and we sat there and watched waterworld towards the end he asked me "how do you know when this is supposed to kick in" and at that point we had watched almost the entire movie while he ate basically an entire brick of cheese
@Gabe94dotcom
@Gabe94dotcom Жыл бұрын
Cool
@cyrus01337
@cyrus01337 Жыл бұрын
This should be in the video man, that's gold.
@Hellheart
@Hellheart Жыл бұрын
Why would you have your dad watch one of the worst movies ever made during his first time getting high? I don't know you, or your old man, but him and I are both disappointed with you....
@mass_cular
@mass_cular Жыл бұрын
😂
@Camroc37
@Camroc37 11 ай бұрын
Brick o' cheese, classic cinema, basic dad night, what's to question?
@santeri311
@santeri311 2 жыл бұрын
Jack just redefined caught in the act.
@gorgeousrandyflamethrower8705
@gorgeousrandyflamethrower8705 2 жыл бұрын
Is that real, btw? Were him and his lads on google maps? mean they showed a screenshot, but it could've been mocked up. If it's for real, then 🤣
@Vulpiq
@Vulpiq Жыл бұрын
@@gorgeousrandyflamethrower8705 No that doesnt look like Amsterdam at all, looks more like a British street
@znarz9503
@znarz9503 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that’s just some place in the UK. Definitly not Museumplein. Still funny though.
@Gabe94dotcom
@Gabe94dotcom Жыл бұрын
Lol
@joedirtjr6299
@joedirtjr6299 2 жыл бұрын
That was the quickest 420 minutes ever
@max.8063
@max.8063 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@YetisanMMA
@YetisanMMA 2 жыл бұрын
Thinking the same thing lol
@canyongoodings
@canyongoodings Жыл бұрын
am i high right now?
@manaholick221howard4
@manaholick221howard4 Жыл бұрын
Video said jk it’s 11
@bkr1895
@bkr1895 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes it doobie like that
@balthazarthefirst875
@balthazarthefirst875 Жыл бұрын
That owl story had me crashing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Gabe94dotcom
@Gabe94dotcom Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@timothyclapsaddlejr.7331
@timothyclapsaddlejr.7331 Жыл бұрын
Wooooo!!!!
@akishaparker7976
@akishaparker7976 11 ай бұрын
I introduced my mom to weed, and now she is more of a pot head than I am. Weed has brought our family together. My mom now has a munchie section in the pantry and we just talk about random deep stuff or dance. I went to buy weed last week and the cashier is like “you just missed your mom”. It was the first time I had ever been in there, but clearly not hers😂
@1999worldjacob
@1999worldjacob 2 жыл бұрын
I hope everyone had a lit 420. Mine was wild af and so much chaos went down
@stephenivavages4605
@stephenivavages4605 2 жыл бұрын
McDonald's was popping for sure. I seen't it!
@rafaelgonzalez987
@rafaelgonzalez987 2 жыл бұрын
Everywhere was packed especially places to eat and the smoke shops too 😂 the day before was crazier lmao
@johnindigo5477
@johnindigo5477 2 жыл бұрын
@@stephenivavages4605 you get a mcchicken small fries and a drink for $4.20 where I'm from
@KRAWofficial
@KRAWofficial 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't have any weed
@BadTV1993
@BadTV1993 2 жыл бұрын
@@KRAWofficial awww man! that sounds terrible hope you made up for it lol
@travisbingham5678
@travisbingham5678 2 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t my mom but I got my grandma to smoke weed for her very first time at the age of 75. She’s now 86. Now every so often when I go visit her, if she happens to see me smoking it she will ask to hit it. But as for going out her way to ask if I have some she won’t just only if she sees me doing it. It’s hilarious cause my mom thinks it’s the most hilarious thing in the world to see her mom get high.
@Neo-zi3kg
@Neo-zi3kg Жыл бұрын
Dave is so much better than everyone it’s insane.
@kentneumann5209
@kentneumann5209 Жыл бұрын
He's relatable, he's real, and he puts you right there, looking through his eyes, in the least amount of words possible.
@MistaBallistic
@MistaBallistic Жыл бұрын
I remember my dad caught me smoking and the next day we smoked a joint together. And it’s been like that ever since 😂
@310grease
@310grease 2 жыл бұрын
"You trying to get a sack" 🤣🤣🤣
@aprylvanryn5898
@aprylvanryn5898 2 жыл бұрын
"These two were like Rick Flair in a cave" I think i swallowed my tongue on that one. OMG
@ricktherrien8235
@ricktherrien8235 3 ай бұрын
“Ohhh that’s where that poetry is coming from!!” Lol
@AleinWonderland
@AleinWonderland Жыл бұрын
My mom had never gotten high ever. She ended up trying weed with my best friend and I was asleep upstairs and they decided after smoking to jump on the trampoline for like 30 minutes. My mom was in her late 50s this is iconic and I’m so sad I missed it.😂😂😂😂
@whatbroicanhave50character35
@whatbroicanhave50character35 Жыл бұрын
My dad started smoking pot in the 80s, never let on to us kids he smoked when we were growing up. He quit for an ex-wife around 2013. He was still smoking straight brown ass grass when he quit. Trust me, i took some and it was awful. He got back into it after several years and jumped straight to buying dispensary pot. For a couple years he was tapping out after just a couple hits. I was already an adult at this point but the wife was still insistent on him not smoking with his kids. Fast forward some more and she finally starts smoking. I move back home and she's cool about it now so I give my dad a tiny tiny piece of a 100mg chocolate bar. Like 1/4 of a single 1/20 piece of the bar. Couldnt have been more than 1-2mg of thc. The guy was fucking cooked. I've never ever seen anybody react to small amounts of pot like he does. He's got a girlfriend now that's built his tolerance though, he can actually share most of a joint now. I've given him small dabs a couple times, and a couple oopsie dabs where I just handed him my nectar collector and a gram of shatter. Spewed a cloud of smoke that made _me_ nervous. He seems to big a big fan of hash right now, just one or two puffs lmao
@TheNocturnalLogician
@TheNocturnalLogician Жыл бұрын
Is his girlfriend's name Maryjane? 🤭
@nigglesnort1479
@nigglesnort1479 Жыл бұрын
the first time i got high was from my friends cart and it was a small hit but that hit like a truck man. 3 minutes into our walk i ask "are we floating"
@messijr5145
@messijr5145 Жыл бұрын
For a couple of years…….tapping out. Cmon Breh talking out your ass
@MariaBareiss
@MariaBareiss Жыл бұрын
When my cousin took our Grandma to the dispensary in Las Vegas, she yelled across the room, "GRANDMA, DO YOU WANT TO USE ALL YOUR POINTS?" and that's how we knew that grandma loved the edibles and knew more than she was letting on! She was in her late 80's when the legal stores opened. I remember her being very inquisitive about my own medical use the last time we visited (she was 91 when she died last year). Grandma was funny on gummies, I'm told! Wish it had been legal earlier. Most people trying cannabis for the first time (or a new way, or first time in a long time) might want to consider cannabis guides, or cannabis coaches, or a circle of trusted friends, or we will keep hearing about calls to emergency dispatchers from people who are (er, who think they are) forgetting to to breathe.
@Gabe94dotcom
@Gabe94dotcom Жыл бұрын
Cool
@kushsmoke9170
@kushsmoke9170 5 ай бұрын
“U TRYNA GET A SACKKK” is hella fucken accurate
@Aarminmusic
@Aarminmusic 7 ай бұрын
I smoked with my parents first time when i was about 16-17 and they where mid 40's. my dad is sadly no longer with us, but i often make tee from it to my mom so she can relax, still hits her hard tho where she is crying of laughter for nothing, it makes me so happy to see her smile and laugh even after all downfalls they had
@RemnantCult
@RemnantCult 2 жыл бұрын
I can't smoke, but hope everyone partaking has a fun and chill day. Go for a walk and enjoy life.
@dw2367
@dw2367 2 жыл бұрын
Get some of that good tincture, or edibles. The trend is away from smoking anymore; and you can tailor-make your experience with the help of a good shop-tender.
@dustinjenney9736
@dustinjenney9736 8 ай бұрын
Tom Seguras story is spot on, amazing journeys just to get a 8th of weed before legalization 😅
@Charles_Kiarie.
@Charles_Kiarie. 5 ай бұрын
I swear,420 comedians are the best creations on earth😂
@joshythehand2960
@joshythehand2960 Жыл бұрын
My parents were the 60s. They would literally hitchhike down to San Francisco and watch the dead and Santana give free shows Ashbury park. Needless to say.. weed was no big deal at our house. It was seen no different than having a glass of wine before dinner.
@urmomishot674
@urmomishot674 Жыл бұрын
Oh how I wish my parents where like that
@Gabe94dotcom
@Gabe94dotcom Жыл бұрын
Cool
@imaniw1075
@imaniw1075 2 жыл бұрын
Loving the last story 😂😂 now Ive gotta find his special lol
@BigThumpSC
@BigThumpSC Жыл бұрын
White dude with the Owl joke is funny as hell. Great joke bro😂!
@Bobbyberta284
@Bobbyberta284 Жыл бұрын
Back in the day when the most dangerous part about was getting caught with it 😂
@Gabe94dotcom
@Gabe94dotcom Жыл бұрын
True 👍
@Melnokina.-.
@Melnokina.-. Жыл бұрын
Still is in my country
@caissonbozeman4105
@caissonbozeman4105 Жыл бұрын
Me and my dad smoked together for the first time while we were on vacation for a car show. Best weekend ever
@Gabe94dotcom
@Gabe94dotcom Жыл бұрын
Cool
@StormtrooperWK
@StormtrooperWK 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Dave smoke a vape like a Newport is the most awkward thing ever
@samanthagreen8054
@samanthagreen8054 Жыл бұрын
The last two jokes about The Owl and Taking a Suck.......PERFECT! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😙🤗
@sheluvvjay_
@sheluvvjay_ Жыл бұрын
1:44 this is funny cuz I just starting writing poetry 🤣😭😭
@imtheboss1826
@imtheboss1826 2 жыл бұрын
I smoked with my kids when they were teenagers. I knew I couldn't prevent them from smoking. So, I realized I could reap the benefits without buying the weed myself. (Sneaky on my part). They still haven't figured it out. And 2 out of 3 are pretty smart. The other one is well, what can I say. I blame him on my husband's genes. My mom started smoking at 83 and died very happy. All true! 😶
@kaykayheri
@kaykayheri 2 жыл бұрын
W
@timothy3610
@timothy3610 Жыл бұрын
I smoked with my mom when I was a teenager , we used to float around in the pool smoking and soaking lol 😆now I'm 32 and I still smoke with them on occasion
@tec7648
@tec7648 Жыл бұрын
Terrible parenting
@kaykayheri
@kaykayheri Жыл бұрын
@@tec7648 W parenting + ratio
@ak-jxrdy-7
@ak-jxrdy-7 Жыл бұрын
Great story, do you still smoke now?
@officialdropnation
@officialdropnation 2 жыл бұрын
happy 420 💚
@warrendickerson4045
@warrendickerson4045 2 жыл бұрын
4 20 is every day
@officialdropnation
@officialdropnation 2 жыл бұрын
@@warrendickerson4045 ye boyee
@stayhappylittlemermaid
@stayhappylittlemermaid 2 жыл бұрын
Each day is a new beginning.
@dpmuddasucka4495
@dpmuddasucka4495 2 күн бұрын
That owl joke was probably the best one 😂😂😂😂
@dylandiscworld
@dylandiscworld 8 ай бұрын
“that’s where that poetry’s coming from” lmfao
@liamjohnstone1062
@liamjohnstone1062 2 жыл бұрын
Ric Flair in a cave 😂😂 god bless you Bert Kreischer
@imchris5000
@imchris5000 Жыл бұрын
420 minutes of weed jokes would be the ultimate 4/20 live special
@Gabe94dotcom
@Gabe94dotcom Жыл бұрын
Lol
@lowiqplays4944
@lowiqplays4944 Жыл бұрын
Smoked wit my pops, he’s bed ridden, but we puffed and it’s easier to put a smile on his face as he’s a no nonsense character.
@DreamSurferRelaxation
@DreamSurferRelaxation Жыл бұрын
I pray that whatever is hurting you or whatever you are constantly stressing about gets better. May the dark thoughts, the overthinking, and the doubt exit your mind may clarity replace confusion. And may peace and calmness fill your life.
@johnnymolten7689
@johnnymolten7689 2 жыл бұрын
Just had my 420 booster hit
@oweeman_tib8256
@oweeman_tib8256 Жыл бұрын
I didn’t think the last guy was that funny but he grew on me and that story was hilarious
@kawaiibratchan
@kawaiibratchan Жыл бұрын
"Owl-bert" 😭😭😭 Such a gem 🥹💖💖
@supermegaawesomeultragal7820
@supermegaawesomeultragal7820 Жыл бұрын
The Ric Flair joke had me GIGGLING TOO HARD!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I CRIED!!!
@Gabe94dotcom
@Gabe94dotcom Жыл бұрын
Lol
@gatorscoops
@gatorscoops 2 жыл бұрын
i don't think this is 420 minutes. but I'm way too high to math right now. ✌️😎❤
@themostdiabolicalhater5986
@themostdiabolicalhater5986 2 жыл бұрын
@@borrago this is also wrong
@gatorscoops
@gatorscoops 2 жыл бұрын
@@borrago nannew nannew!
@leandroagonzalez3
@leandroagonzalez3 2 жыл бұрын
Hmm well there is only 60 minutes in 1 hour and the video isn't an hour long.
@themostdiabolicalhater5986
@themostdiabolicalhater5986 2 жыл бұрын
@@leandroagonzalez3 why’d you say “hmm well” like you were correcting somebody? Everyone knows there’s 60 minutes in an hour, and nobody disagreed with OP. Useless comment. Shouldn’t you be gardening or smuggling drugs with that username?
@leandroagonzalez3
@leandroagonzalez3 2 жыл бұрын
@@themostdiabolicalhater5986 lmao loser, you have attention now, you're welcome
@douglassmithe9799
@douglassmithe9799 2 жыл бұрын
That last one took an unexpected turn
@stoplookingatmeplease1230
@stoplookingatmeplease1230 Жыл бұрын
Eric Andre Killed it 😂
@nickmale4167
@nickmale4167 Жыл бұрын
The compilation this world needed
@survivallife7401
@survivallife7401 2 жыл бұрын
Weed makes me so relaxed and really helps with my degenerate spinal disease. I have had three operations on my back and I’m in so much pain, BUT the damned doctors in the hospital have made me out to be a drug addict and it’s all over in MYCHART even though it’s legal medically in my state. It’s bullshit they made me out to be a druggy and won’t even give me any medication for pain when my back completely goes out but just focus on my weed consumption.
@jbmp1390
@jbmp1390 2 жыл бұрын
Fuck them, get you some Kratom if you need some extra pain relief on top of the herb. Much safer than pharmaceutical opiates and it's a great pain reliever especially when mixed with weed.
@moniqueengleman873
@moniqueengleman873 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely feel you. I have Metastatic Melanoma stage IV. They make zero effort to get my pain under control because someone accused me of being too tolerant. Not my fault, they just don't work. They ruin your Quality of care and believe me, once you are labeled it is impossible to get it off your chart.
@moniqueengleman873
@moniqueengleman873 2 жыл бұрын
I am sorry you too are suffering 😔
@misterb1132
@misterb1132 Жыл бұрын
Just keep staying away from the pills.
@sashahazenberg4107
@sashahazenberg4107 Жыл бұрын
Everything is energy, try listening to frequencies on KZfaq. You are more than you think you are.
@tiffanyw6216
@tiffanyw6216 Жыл бұрын
The first time I got my best friend to smoke with me, we hotboxed my grandparents camper and she had to use the little compact toilet that comes in a pop up and I just remember her squatted on this little thing cackling and asking me to “hand her a loaf” took me 20 min. Between giggles to figure out she meant the roll of toilet paper 😂😂😂
@jacksonmarley3093
@jacksonmarley3093 Жыл бұрын
I smoked weed with my mom for Christmas one year. She called Die Hard "not a Christmas movie" and feel asleep on the couch
@alanapril4643
@alanapril4643 Жыл бұрын
My uncle gave my father a joint. My father is a school teacher and one day before he taught a class, he decided to smoke that joint. He laughed uncontrollably while teaching that class. My uncle told me that he did not expect him to smoke that joint before teaching a class. lol 🤣
@uth1585
@uth1585 2 жыл бұрын
Nah that last one was gold😂😂
@Invertedxic
@Invertedxic 2 жыл бұрын
Happy Weeaster Y'all 🌿🔥👌
@Titoshb
@Titoshb 2 жыл бұрын
That last one is unreal 😄
@omiller2601
@omiller2601 4 ай бұрын
The last one about google maps got me crying 🤣
@faheem-wani
@faheem-wani Жыл бұрын
Can we all appreciate the fact that this video is exactly 420 minutes long?
@ufchighlights1
@ufchighlights1 Жыл бұрын
One time I had some fire weed that made you paranoid and me and my friends were smoking at the neighborhood park when one of our neighbors came over (he was a cool dad and acting all confident because we were in highschool) he walked up started talking to us, told us his wife was out of town for work, just hanging out with us, then goes- let me hit that, and he proceeds to aggressively hit the blunt and I was like oooh that’s not a smart idea, gotta slow smoke this 😂 anyways 10mins later he gets super high and goes, IS THAT MY WIFE? Then goes oh no she’s out of town, alright I gotta go home and just left. I assumed he went home, went into the bathroom and stared at himself for an hour 😂 the weed was good.
@misterb1132
@misterb1132 Жыл бұрын
😂
@Gabe94dotcom
@Gabe94dotcom Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@AnonYmous-uo6ib
@AnonYmous-uo6ib Жыл бұрын
Buying weed back in the day was an adventure in itself. damn Canadian bud.
@Smokinaces321
@Smokinaces321 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if alcohol and big pharma meds were banned and everyone was taught early in school all the benefits of using cannabis...
@ninasky1322
@ninasky1322 Жыл бұрын
That would be an awesome world to live. In 🥰
@misterb1132
@misterb1132 Жыл бұрын
The country would be a lot better off. Alcohol has destroyed so may families......going back generations.
@jds2099
@jds2099 2 жыл бұрын
Happy 420 all y'all have a good one keep burning
@RichardCranium11030
@RichardCranium11030 2 жыл бұрын
If you play it on loop 36 times it equals 420 minutes (422 minutes and 24 seconds exactly)
@musician253
@musician253 Жыл бұрын
Smoking a joint wit ya pops is next level achievement ❤😂
@Jojahn
@Jojahn 2 жыл бұрын
Bet Tom's gunna feel really cool being part of this compilation #cool guy guitar riff#
@mr.thung12
@mr.thung12 2 жыл бұрын
Tom absolutely loves 420
@tonypeppercorn3818
@tonypeppercorn3818 2 жыл бұрын
Uploader was too high to notice this is only 11 minutes
@terriladow4009
@terriladow4009 Жыл бұрын
My parents decided to try weed about 25 yrs ago. They got really stoned, ate & when they went to bed my mom was laughing so hard and she crapped her pj's!!!! Thank God I wasn't there!!!!!
@EPJean2k
@EPJean2k 2 жыл бұрын
The last guy has the best build up storie to a photo in all human history
@callmefroggie
@callmefroggie 11 ай бұрын
LMFAO the stories one was beautiful. Very true 😭
@gwen8859
@gwen8859 Жыл бұрын
I finally stopped denying to my mom about me smoking weed. Offered her a joint. She put it in her drawer. A ‘few’ weeks later I ran out of weed she hadn’t smoked it so I had to ask her to give it back. She did 😝
@Runitupnic925
@Runitupnic925 2 жыл бұрын
Happy 420 🔥🔥🔥🌲🌲🌲
@ashedaces
@ashedaces Жыл бұрын
the first dude puffing on a trustick is the most fitting thing i’ve ever seen, godspeed my man
@mikesmoore16
@mikesmoore16 2 жыл бұрын
Lol the stand alone trailer part, reminds me of the Homie Bean I used to pick up from. Literally had his trailer one time like in the industrial warehouses and you would round the corner and his trailer would just be there. Remember taking my friends there once and the dude started to freak out before I even got out the car to go get like I was sending him.
@patrickphilip777
@patrickphilip777 Жыл бұрын
many weed jokes are cringe but so many are gold because it can be soooo relatable. God bless all the lovely stoners in the comments.
@timothyaldrich83
@timothyaldrich83 Жыл бұрын
Tom got it perfectly
@bryanlasermagiktyler3132
@bryanlasermagiktyler3132 Жыл бұрын
it took me several years for my mom to actually smoke weed right but then she did she was like I love this it makes me feel so good
@phishmastermike
@phishmastermike Жыл бұрын
The last 2 was so funny. Not sure who they are but they damn owl story had me for sure. Omg I was dying
@markeith50
@markeith50 2 жыл бұрын
That Google Maps photo was funny af!!!
@RD-jr8nv
@RD-jr8nv 2 жыл бұрын
These were pretty funny and there was Bert too
@GreatGig
@GreatGig Жыл бұрын
i am SO glad i gave that jake dude a shot. that was hilarious hahahaha
@user-yo3ko1bm9z
@user-yo3ko1bm9z Жыл бұрын
The 2nd dude is funny AF🤣
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