49 - Old Oak Doors Part B

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July 1, 2014 - Night Vale begins its revolt against StrexCorp, and old oak doors are opening all over town. Good things are coming through. Terrible things are coming through. Also there's a mayoral election. Second of a two-part episode.
This episode was recorded live at The Town Hall in NYC on June 4, 2014.
Guest Voices (part 2): Hal Lublin, Kevin R. Free, Jasika Nicole, Symphony Sanders, Dylan Marron, Jackson Publick, and Mara Wilson
Weather: “Call Off Your Ghost” by Dessa, featuring Aby Wolf and Paper Tiger (dessa.bandcamp.com)
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@cousinmajin 6 жыл бұрын

me, driving in my car, three years late to the party: TAKE DOWN STREX

@lildoomkitty4570 5 жыл бұрын

Me too honestly...

@flamefriends3842 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly me XD

@tommo9477 4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry about being like, the company picn- party never ends

@tommo9477 4 жыл бұрын

Late*

@dragonqueen9452 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@kelly-bisson 8 жыл бұрын

I love how Kevin tries to convince Cecil to join the metaphorical dark side which is also the literal bright side.

@isaackugler8734 7 жыл бұрын

Kelly Bisson I guess on the BRIGHT SIDE, strex is very efficient

@locksmith898 7 жыл бұрын

That was awful. I hope you feel bad for that terrible joke. ;3

@thereisnousernorname 8 жыл бұрын

"Describe Night Vale in five words." "Cry over two gay men."

@internetelf738 7 жыл бұрын

YEP

@laurenskinner4153 7 жыл бұрын

YES

@northoftherockies 7 жыл бұрын

"Nothing is what it seems."

@aviryan4308 7 жыл бұрын

crazy people and gay fluffs :D

@vampiricdragon1494 7 жыл бұрын

TheDangerWo

@avalongreene3068 7 жыл бұрын

DID YOU JUST ACCUSE MY BOYFRIEND OF BEING A SECRET OPERATIVE?! 'Cause that'd be pretty cool, actually!

@bananajam2208 6 жыл бұрын

Avalon Greene That'd be *awesome!*

@fishyoung1346 4 жыл бұрын

@@bananajam2208 No, it would be NEAT! :D

@justeundonut-moi.7979 3 жыл бұрын

@@fishyoung1346 YES 😂

@naikorustar2671 9 жыл бұрын

"....i am NOT dating a munchkin from the Wizard of OZ!" best line ever XD

@heck-gif 9 жыл бұрын

my god yes

@Tigerlilly-lx5zz 9 жыл бұрын

I ant someone to make an animation of the dialogue between Cecil and Steeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee Caaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllleeeeessssbbbbbbuuuuuuuurrrrrrrgggggggg.

@chillsahoy2640 9 жыл бұрын

Naikoru Star Apparently, that was improvised: twitter.com/PlanetofFinks/status/483831666507800576

@sarav6977 6 жыл бұрын

The response was even better," A-are you sure? I really though, oh ok."

@iliketoeatbatteries8122 3 жыл бұрын

I’m all the way caught up with night vale but I had to come back to hear that part

@littlebearbradick9263 7 жыл бұрын

Ending the episode knowing Cecil is about to check that voicemail is the most brutal thing ever.

@Kate-uj9rx 6 жыл бұрын

Little Bear Schwarz my eyes started sweating

@Vampire_bf 4 жыл бұрын

Hdkdosooaowb i just started this episode!!!! I'm scared

@giulia5634 3 жыл бұрын

SO TRUE.

@Squonk_Doctor 7 жыл бұрын

"Watch me smile." Kevin said. Can literally hear Cecil frowning indignantly.

@MarginalMage751 5 жыл бұрын

I reflexively shuddered when he said that. Kevin smiling.. I've never imagined something more creepy.

@JTroupeVO 8 жыл бұрын

my favorite part is when the crowd starts chanting "Dana! Dana!"

@baguetteofchaos7083 3 жыл бұрын

That crowd is the personification of Theatre Kid Energy and just *_yes_*

@alvarezmembrives3961 7 жыл бұрын

I knew it was Steve as soon as he started he started saying "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO"

@logicaloverdrive8197 2 жыл бұрын

I deadass started saying to myself "Steve carlsburrrrrrrg"

@angeluslupus 8 жыл бұрын

I'm new to Night Vale, but damn if I didn't get the feels when Steve Carlsberg said his little girl didn't need to be fixed. *sniff* And when Carlos said he loved Cecil? There was something in my eye.

@nathanaelclarke2442 8 жыл бұрын

The Steve telling Kevin off was my girlfriend's favorite part.

@RealitysLiberalBias 7 жыл бұрын

Angelus Lupus It is my favorite part of the entire series. Steve Carlsberg hulks the heck out and saves the day.

@dynamicloss1492 4 жыл бұрын

It actually mostly killed me when he said "you will not change my step-brother!!!" because Cecil isn't exactly kind to him but he still stands up for his terrible town, his well-meaning, badly-dressed, probably not actually human step-brother and his disabled daughter and he loves all three enough to lift this dumbass Kevin and throw him into one of those weird ass oak doors from which is entering a very suspicious and probably dangerous light

@Ranis555 7 жыл бұрын

"I'm not a hero. I'm a scientist." The greatest line ever written in the history of language.

@Kate-uj9rx 6 жыл бұрын

Ranis555 he - he's holding a cat

@HermitCree 3 жыл бұрын

I was the 666th like :)

@smol_chilli_pepper 8 жыл бұрын

steve carlsburg is amazing at impressions omg. lol cecil "I'm not dating a munchkin from the wizard of oz. love that part XD

@Kittymouth 8 жыл бұрын

+1210Nique You gotta wonder if Dylan Marron was back stage laughing his head off at that crappy impression.

@christopherhale3140 8 жыл бұрын

The best part: the response was completely unscripted. The episode's script simply read "CECIL: (honest opinion about the impression)".

@possumqueen123 8 жыл бұрын

+Christoph TSS That is fantastic. X)

@TheDanishGuyReviews 7 жыл бұрын

Christoph TSS Did you get that from the WTNV script book? l keep meaning to buy that. ~ TDG

@remanjecarter2787 7 жыл бұрын

steve carlsburg is almost redeemed

@shilo329 9 жыл бұрын

the fact that this pod cast is a real thing (presuming that it is indeed NOT a very well developed hallucination) gives me hope for humanity

@Kate-uj9rx 6 жыл бұрын

Shi lo same

@SCP.343 6 жыл бұрын

I'm fairly certain that it's just a well developed hallucination. But why should that matter.

@therealfirelord3359 4 жыл бұрын

I'm 90% sure this is a hallucination and I enjoy it.

@satarupagingerkolay 2 жыл бұрын

It is a well developed hallucination only for you..... because you haven't had Wheat and Wheat Byproducts.

@meydrgon 8 ай бұрын

If it's just a very well developed hallucination, then it is my favorite very well developed hallucination.

@D.C.T.23 9 жыл бұрын

Steve Carlsberg. My respect is now unbounded for you.

@meganh6332 8 жыл бұрын

Did anyone else get way too into this!?!?????

@AmeliaVampireQueen 8 жыл бұрын

ME OMG

@FlameWish 7 жыл бұрын

Truly surprised with the mayor announcement. Truly moved by the finale.

@mistersympa15 7 жыл бұрын

I AM SO INVESTED OMFG

@nochill1233 6 жыл бұрын

Oh yes, I've been screaming and clapping for the last 90 minutes

@Kate-uj9rx 6 жыл бұрын

Y E S

@way2sly4you 8 жыл бұрын

made it through most of the voice mail Carlos left. broke down at "I love you".

@nyxthevampire2826 7 жыл бұрын

I cried when Carlos said "I love you"

@geekypnai13 6 жыл бұрын

Nyx Thevampire Omfg, I did too and I'm at work in makeup (థ _ థ)

@smol_chilli_pepper 8 жыл бұрын

I would kill to be in that audience TAKE. DOWN. STREX. !!!

@AshBav 9 жыл бұрын

We will never bow to a "smiling god".

@jordanoh659 3 жыл бұрын

We bow to glow cloud

@satarupagingerkolay 2 жыл бұрын

@@jordanoh659 All Hail The Mighty Glow Cloud!

@fitchbit8702 8 жыл бұрын

Does anybody else think that the whole of Desert Bluffs was brainwashed by Strex Corp. just like what they attempted to Night Vale? And that maybe Kevin was one of the leading rebels and the last one to be completely taken over? I got that feeling from what he said before Steve got rid of him. I feel bad for him now. :(

@insertcleverusename8965 4 жыл бұрын

Same...

@jordanmchighlander9365 Жыл бұрын

He's a foil for Cecil. Desert Bluffs is what Nightvale could've become if the citizens didn't stand up to Strex Corp. So in a way, Kevin used to be just like Cecil, and Cecil could've become just like Kevin.

@pablokult248 7 жыл бұрын

Take down… strex corp™️? Yeah, t-take down strex corp™️

@PinkRangerVida 9 жыл бұрын

TAKE DOWN STREX! TAKE DOWN STREX! TAKE DOWN STREX! TAKE DOWN STREX! TAKE DOWN STREX!

@beaniepollard8290 8 жыл бұрын

Take down Strex? ... Take down Strex?

@Grebnedlo 8 жыл бұрын

+Holly Boreham yeah, take down Strex.

@echadwick3916 8 жыл бұрын

+PinkRangerVida ....... Take down Strex? Take down Strex? Yeah, take down Strex.

@Kate-uj9rx 6 жыл бұрын

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@bananajam2208 6 жыл бұрын

PinkRangerVida Take down strex.

@user-pq8ze5bl8w 7 жыл бұрын

Remember how Kevin was talking about how even a radio host who was so resistant to the smiling god, just accepted it. Do you think Kevin was normal, like Cecil, before getting possessed/controlled by the Smiling God? (Just a theory) :-)

@user-pq8ze5bl8w 7 жыл бұрын

I was reading more about Kevin on his wiki, and I found this. "Known Physical Features Not short or tall, fat or thin and dark black eyes. Physically handicapped from failed attempts to rebel against StrexCorp." He did try to escape Strex, this is not the real Kev. Which really disappoints me, because whoever is in that body, using his name is a brainwashed Kev.

@JustMe-jj7xr 6 жыл бұрын

Remember when Cecil went through that portal to desert bluffs and kevin described Cecil as someone who looked just like him? And remember the tapes episode when Cecil mentioned his brother? I think Kevin is his missing brother

@aimlessf 4 жыл бұрын

I've always tought Kevin was Cecil's brother, and that he was brainwashed to be Strexcorp's voice

@justsomeannoyingredpanda 4 жыл бұрын

I think that Kevin and Cecil are the two towns "doubles"

@haleyl8497 3 жыл бұрын

Late to the party here but I absolutely love Steve's reaction to Kevin's insistence that everyone can just be "fixed" as opposed to accommodating disabled people. I'm seeing some people saying "well wait why *wouldn't* Janice want to be fixed?" That is certainly a possibility! However, as a disabled person, most of us don't want to be, or even feel that we need to be "fixed." I've never had a fully functioning right arm, and I don't particularly want one. I like my weird arm! Like Janice, I've had my disability since birth. I feel like I wouldn't properly be myself without it--I've never known anything else. Maybe if it had been injured later in life I would feel different, but as it is, I don't. I don't mind my bad joints either! I have some really cool forearm crutches I use sometimes, like how Janice has her wheelchair! (I could do without the chronic pain, but otherwise I don't have an issue with it). So yeah, it's possible that Janice would want to be able to walk. But the implication that disabled people need to be "fixed" and are "imperfect" (and linking their worth as a human being to their productivity), and implying that our quality of life must be bad because we are not able-bodied, is what's messed up. We're not broken, we do not need to be fixed, we are not "imperfect" or worth any less because our bodies are different, and I love that WTNV acknowledges that so clearly.

@raebaer8580 2 жыл бұрын

yes!! thank you!! I saw the same comments and I got a little miffed so I’m glad to see yours helping educate people. Linking a persons ability level to their productivity and equating a disability to being broken and something needing to be fixed is literally eugenics and apparently some people still really need to learn about disability rights lol

@dr.altoclef9255 Жыл бұрын

Besides that, Janice has never expressed that she wanted to change. (They would have mentioned it if she did-). She’s perfectly capable in the Girl Scouts and Book Club regardless. Meanwhile Megan Wallaby expresses that she wants to not just be a detached hand (which in this universe appears to be a congenital condition-). Thus she gets the treatment for that. That’s her decision, and it helps her to speak to everyone when before she couldn’t. She made the choice to get her condition treated and it’s equally respected.

@jordanmchighlander9365 Жыл бұрын

Ah, that makes sense. I'm not physically disabled myself, so I thought the issue was less so about being "fixed" and moreso their reasons for it and their incredibly cold disposition. I interpreted it as being akin to saying "I always make sure to 'fix' my disabled slaves so they can serve me better."

@Prophecyarmour 8 жыл бұрын

Wait. The feral dogs were called plastic bags in episode 10. Did the feral dogs kamikaze the helicopters, tangling them up with their entrails?

@MidnightSunna 8 жыл бұрын

+Prophecyarmour I know I was thinking the same thing!

@JoseSanchez-pk5jt 8 жыл бұрын

PLASTIC. BAGS.

@keythetrashking7491 8 жыл бұрын

+Prophecyarmour I mean, they did come from The Dog Park.

@EarthlyMaidenLita 8 жыл бұрын

Dogs are not allowed in the dog park. DOG PARK. That could NEVER happen.

@trashedeggnog3858 7 жыл бұрын

Prophecyarmour nooo there are no feral dogs what is feral dogs? show me a feral dog! that's not it!thats a plastic bag!

@raebaer8580 2 жыл бұрын

I love how sometimes Nightvale is like “lol wednesday is cancelled, wheat is illegal lol” and then sometimes it’s like “capitalism breeds eugenics and must be abolished”

@chillsahoy2640 9 жыл бұрын

Like him or, most likely, hate him, but Steve Carlsberg really knows how to do voices quite well. Hal Lublin, you're very talented!

@mysteriawayne-grayson5004 8 жыл бұрын

CARLOS HAS ME IN TEARS

@SmallAngryNerd 8 жыл бұрын

GOD I FORGOT HOW HEARTBREAKING THIS EPISODE WAS

@nepetaleijon692 8 жыл бұрын

SAME

@DawnFire05 6 жыл бұрын

Honestly I can see why Cecil is so in love with Carlos. He's dorky and adorable and amazing and so cute

@makeshift-moth 8 жыл бұрын

I... I don't completely hate Steve! What is this?!

@fawful1465 4 жыл бұрын

this is what happens when the coils of the universe are unwinding.

@Kittymouth 8 жыл бұрын

Steve is really good at impersonations, I'll give him that. OMG, except for Carlos! XD That is the WORST Carlos impression I've ever heard! (I read that the stage notes for Cecil at that part just read "honest opinion of the Carlos-voice.") Though I wish they'd take videos of the live shows. I would pay for one! I just... when Kevin says "Watch me smile." everybody goes crazy and I REALLY wish I could see what was happening there. But... maybe I don't need to. I love Cecil and Steve's reactions. It really lends itself to bizarre mental imagery. But what was the *audience* going on about?? I like how they both flat-out deny the existence of angels though. Steve maybe the town weirdo, but there are some lines that even HE won't cross.

@genderlessgarbage 8 жыл бұрын

The "I am not dating a munchkin from the wizard of Oz" killed me

@Zakimals 7 жыл бұрын

THey don't show his smile do they... it's a podcast, a radio they don't show it?!?

@hersoulmateforever 7 жыл бұрын

This episode was shown live though. They performed it.

@RoboNino 8 жыл бұрын

This final episode made me realize, how far I've come, how far the team has come since then, even how far everyone else has come into this beautiful work of art. Good night Night Vale. Keep listening.

@N3RDYG0GGLES 3 жыл бұрын

Listening to this years later and it breaks me that when Carlos points out that he’s not from Night Vale, you can hear the audience quietly gasping

@Jessica-ch1yi 2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t listen when it first came out, so I’m late. But I gasped right along with them as I realized what he was about to say :( I also may have been gripping my phone a little too tight

@littlebearbradick9263 7 жыл бұрын

Steve's imitation of Carlos gives me life.

@wolfhunter578rr 8 жыл бұрын

Who else cried because of Carlo's message? :'(

@internetelf738 7 жыл бұрын

I did not cry multiple times during this. nope. wasn't me.

@Kate-uj9rx 6 жыл бұрын

Internet Elf my eyes are sweating

@arturoreyescortez2476 8 жыл бұрын

1)Carlos!!!!!!!! Why?! Why would Joseph Fink separate these two lovers?! 2)I like the conversation between Cecil, Steve and Kevin, and Steve defeating Kevin was awesome! I reapect Steve Carlsberg now. 3)Dana is the new mayor?! This is cool, but she isn't a faceless old woman or a five headed dragon. At least she isn't a rich douchebag that abuses of his power. 4)It is funny that Dana and Tamika have different ideas about what must be done. 5)I like that everyone in Night Vale fought bravely and that many things were referenced, like the do-I mean plastic bags. 7)Now that StrexCorp was defeated, what can happen to Night Vale in the future? The dark planet? That thing is still a mystery. 8)The Faceless Old Woman and Hiram McDaniels will probably cause troubles in the future. 9)The weather was beautiful! 10)Now I have to hear the next episodes and the audiobook of the novel!

@Kate-uj9rx 6 жыл бұрын

I love this podcast 😀

@Autumn4779 Жыл бұрын

I can explain the dark planet So the dark planet is basically a way to tell someone that they are going to die its like the grim reaper appearing and telling you your time has come

@FernIsGay1121 Жыл бұрын

Also who bought Cecil in the auction? (They might have said and I just missed it but idk)

@jordanmchighlander9365 Жыл бұрын

My favorite reference was Sara, head of the community college, fist sized smooth river rock, getting thrown at people by the lady from the paper that hates bloggers. It's such a random and funny tie in.

@giulia5634 3 жыл бұрын

I love how when Cicel says "Goodnight, Night Vale" in the end people don't scream yet cause we all know there's a second goodbye after that AND ALSO THIS EPISODE WAS EPIC I'M IN TEARS

@cathulu7975 4 жыл бұрын

Steve Carlsburg: *does Carlos impression* *begins to choke from the sheer concentration of Cecil's vexation*

@chocolateanders8572 7 жыл бұрын

Okay, so did Steve marry Cecil's sister and that's why Cecil hates him with all his being? Also, why are my eyes sweating so hard?

@nil8597 7 жыл бұрын

I think that might be what happened. It did sound like Cecil and Steve were somehow related, so, brother-in-law does make sense, unless, of course, Steve is the brother that young Cecil mentioned in episode 33- Cassette, but that older Cecil doesn't remember.

@genyrik35 7 жыл бұрын

DragonAngel FunandFire I honestly completely forgot about that, and it's probably the most likely theory AND THE ONLY ONE I ACCEPT UNTIL CANON ANNOUNCEMENT

@EarthlyMaidenLita 7 жыл бұрын

In a later episode Steve tells his side of the story, he and Cecil were fine, till he started talking about the sort of conspiracy stuff he talks about here. Cecil was outraged. He didn't want Janice hearing that sort of stuff and repeating it. Like, apparently he even complimented Steve on his cooking, 'these are the best scones I've ever had!".

@marsbars5446 7 жыл бұрын

Chocolate Anders its because Steve says all kinds of crazy conspiracies and cecil doesn't want Janice to have to be re-educated, like Cecil is so many times.

@trashedeggnog3858 7 жыл бұрын

As cecil is janice's uncle Steve and cecil are in-laws

@Icemirror319 9 жыл бұрын

I-I think I pity Kevin... just a little bit. >_>

@thegoodboy8831 8 жыл бұрын

did anyone else realize that at the end of part A, when joseph said "end, of par t A" there was a little ping, identical to the one that comes between the numbers Fey reads on WZZZ?

@chocolateanders8572 7 жыл бұрын

To me, it sounded like the sort of thing that you hear when one side of a cassette tape has finished and it's time for you to flip it over...

@Lucy-rd2bj 7 жыл бұрын

I never thought I'd say this but YOU GO STEVE CARLSBERG

@Yayzayz 9 жыл бұрын

What the actual f*** Kevin.

@MySerpentine 9 жыл бұрын

Yayzayz Poor lunatic . . .

@amandanaoexiste5298 7 жыл бұрын

hes more of a solatic tho

@petestrong7434 Жыл бұрын

As a adoptive father I approve of Steve's response, I clapped and cheered so hard, god I adore this so much ❤

@oswaldobarr4950 9 жыл бұрын

Carlos... Carlos?... CARLOS?!?!?!?

@smileytrashbag6713 8 жыл бұрын

*metal gear theme*

@toastybear616 8 жыл бұрын

I hope carlos makes it back to cecil

@fangirltothemax1356 9 жыл бұрын

I have (somehow) found a new level of respect for Steve

@faithsprovoice6151 8 жыл бұрын

GLOW CLOUD (ALL HAIL) VS THE SMILING GOD. WHO WINS?

@Kate-uj9rx 6 жыл бұрын

Faith's Pro Voice glow CLOUD (all hail )

@nopeg5730 5 жыл бұрын

*All HAIL THE GLLLOWW CLOOOUUUDDD* *All HAIL THE GLLLOWW CLOOOUUUDDD*

@maxpax3427 4 жыл бұрын

Glow cloud eats the smiling god

@fawful1465 4 жыл бұрын

Steve Carlsburge he ruins the fight destroying both entity.

@julipazos1146 3 жыл бұрын

A L L H A I L

@fishcutter395 6 жыл бұрын

When Carlos said "I'm not from Nightvale," I literally burst into tears.

@ComradeLuka 11 ай бұрын

“I mean… where even IS Nightvale?”

@mechanicaltitanrenegade5272 6 жыл бұрын

So, we can’t shut the oak doors unless everyone is back where they belong. And every moment those doors are open, more of that light gets through into Night Vale. I couldn’t figure out why we couldn’t just keep the doors closed for good, and it was really frustrating to have a problem I couldn’t solve. And then I got sad, because I couldn’t solve it. But then I did solve it, and I felt so happy! So those are some - but not all - of the emotions that I had. Here is what I found. Night Vale is a place that is difficult to leave, and difficult to enter, and connecting a place as weird as that with a place as weird as this was causing a lot of…strain ion linear time and space. So…those native to Night Vale, Dana, John, the angry woman in the Intern shirt, all had to return home, and the masked army all had to come back here, which they did. Just moments ago, the last of them came back through the door. It is so exciting when you make a scientific discovery like that! I was very happy! But then, as the last of the masked army members came through the door, it slammed shut and vanished. And I remembered that I am not from Night Vale. I remembered that, as far as the laws of the universe are concerned, it is not where I belong. Cecil, I don’t even remember how I got to Night Vale in the first place. I mean, where is Night Vale, even? But I promise I will find a way back. It’ll just take a couple of days, a week max. I’ll be fine. I’m a scientist. Cecil? A scientist is usually fine. Maybe a few weeks, I don’t know. The upside is Dana was right. I have had 97% battery all day, and decent reception! So we’ll at least get to talk every night. Best of luck at home. I love you. MY HEART!

@kaylacoursey5492 7 жыл бұрын

28:20 here I am trying not to cry in my college cafeteria my feelings

@genyrik35 7 жыл бұрын

Kayla Coursey doing the same in geometry class lmao

@Kate-uj9rx 6 жыл бұрын

Im trying not to scream My parents are beside me

@fififacehsomething5235 Жыл бұрын

I love how Steve's imitations of everyone are like perfectly on point, and then there just Carlos'- "I Am CerTaIn I cAn stOp-"

@sera843 7 жыл бұрын

carlos's phone call has me sobbing

@connierule3902 8 жыл бұрын

How much does Kevin cost? Oh! Kevin R Free? *punpunpunpunpun*

@CarlosDavidLopez4077 8 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Rule Shame on you, sir.

@rottengrapes8605 8 жыл бұрын

+Carlos Lopez shame on YOU.

@basils669 8 жыл бұрын

I just ate one of your highlighters...I'm sorry I'm nervous 😂

@KiRAWRa 6 жыл бұрын

I really like that the Apache tracker and Steve Carlsberg were eventually shown to be good people c:

@flamingtorchic6051 7 жыл бұрын

Spoilers When they said Dana was the winner Me:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

@clippedwings225 3 жыл бұрын

Man. This whole StrexCorp arc is making me love Night Vale so much, I feel like a part of them now!

@davybones1723 6 жыл бұрын

Aww Cecil is an amazing uncle

@athenaestrada8656 2 жыл бұрын

37:05 the crowd chanting dana's name made me just as happy as when the crowd chanted "take down strex!!" which is to say, incredibly so!!!!

@jinxhellabor5600 6 жыл бұрын

Can we just talk about how steve just yeeted kevin into the desert otherworl

@NovaStella_ 9 жыл бұрын

Yet another episode which induced much feels and had awesome weather. Viva la Night Vale!

@NovaStella_ 8 жыл бұрын

+Laura Moore "Because that would be PRETTY COOL, ACTUALLY, STEEEEVE CARLSBURG."

@Cygnetbsf 8 жыл бұрын

Take. Down Strex? Yeah. Take down Strex.

@heck-gif 9 жыл бұрын

*sad face* Nooooo Carlos... you shall be remembered, for about a week, then you should be fine

@mctuffins6159 9 жыл бұрын

I spent both parts clapping & screaming as though they could hear me. And maybe they could I mean I was shouting via void, so I'm pretty sure it got there. I LOVE YOU NIGHT VALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

@jaesama 7 жыл бұрын

Damn, I haven't been able to cry in MONTHS. And, tonight I cried. I cried for 3 episodes straight. I'm so glad I started listening to this podcast. So many emotions in a short laps of time. Thank you. Thank you so much.

@Weirdgirl213 2 жыл бұрын

Omg Steve Carlsbergs impression of Carlos actually made me recoil.

@moonfire83 8 жыл бұрын

coming back after that phone call episode with Kevin before strex, listening to him talk about how he felt before the smiling god makes me cry. Like the foreshadowing was there and I appreciate it so much

@EarthlyMaidenLita 8 жыл бұрын

"I rarely feel anything...I rarely feel anything at all..." Like, oh, Kevin, bby, come here for a hug, you poor, deluded, broken creature. Huddle with me in the vacant lot, poor thing.

@Madeleinewith3Es 6 жыл бұрын

Omg, listening to this again ages later, and I forgot about the announcement they were stopping at Dash Con while on tour. I just remember hearing they'd pulled out of appearing there, when all the $hit started to go down with that con (for all you young'uns, look it up, that was the con that killed Fandom Culture and gave birth to the infamous Ball Pit)

@JustMe-jj7xr 6 жыл бұрын

Trying to figure out Cecil's family tree is like He has a brother, A mother, but no mention of his father yet, He apparently has a Step brother, Therefore he has a sister,

@MidnightSunna 8 жыл бұрын

Janis, Cecil's niece, is Steve's stepchild.

@xZexionIenzox 9 жыл бұрын

god i love steve carlsburg

@dathmach8745 7 жыл бұрын

Well I fully support the new mayor

@faithsprovoice6151 8 жыл бұрын

NO NO NO CARLOS BELONGS TO NIGHT VALE. CARLOS IS BAE

@princetori8526 3 жыл бұрын

I cried when Carlos called then realised how long ago this was #lategang

@Break-the-glass-and-kill 10 ай бұрын

Yeahhhh #lateashellgang

@nono-sb3bo 20 сағат бұрын

the #reallylateashellgang

@specificdaughter 5 жыл бұрын

When I was about to say Steve had good impressions, then he tried Carlos. Fite me Steve.

@specificdaughter 5 жыл бұрын

Nvm Steve's chill. Anyone who can stand up to Kevin is great for me. Protect ur daughter from their ableist bs.

@campyroll9588 7 жыл бұрын

*Is listening quietly reading a few comments. minding my own business* *Steve starts screaming* SMFBEJSVFND *mini heart attack*

@alannahscott7234 7 жыл бұрын

This episode is very inspirational and heart warming

@s-kaye-h6583 6 жыл бұрын

When Cecil said "How did you get in here?" At 6:33 in that growly voice I swear that was terrifying

@beaniepollard8290 8 жыл бұрын

isn't Mara Wilson the girl who played Matilda in the movie of the same name?

@t.a.silvers8309 8 жыл бұрын

+Holly Boreham Yes it is

@lorenkilldeer8218 6 жыл бұрын

(A year later) Holy FUCK. Well, she has experience then. She had beat Tronchatoro's ass before!

@KinkyPinkFemboiAlex 7 жыл бұрын

nightvale's election is allot like the current US Election.

@roundishwhale 7 жыл бұрын

Except how it turned out in the end...

@TheLilacButterfly 5 жыл бұрын

"That was really gross! ...do it again."

@logicaloverdrive8197 2 жыл бұрын

Steve whipping Kevin's ass was endearing as hell

@windrunnerradiant4776 7 жыл бұрын

This and part A were the most emotional episodes yet. I got chills when Kevin spoke. I started jumping up and down when Dana was announced mayor. I loved e very second of it and started chanting take down Strex when Cecil mentioned it. I sqealed and gasped and laughed and cried tears of joy. I felt an ache in my heart when I heard Carlos' voicmail to Cecil. I LOVED EVERY SECOND!!!!!!!

@grass.daisyy 7 жыл бұрын

look at all these nerds screaming at nothing in particular but the thin air forming words on their own read through a deep sonorous voice and his company. (i am also the said nerd)

@echadwick3916 8 жыл бұрын

VIVA LA REVELUT'ION!!!!

@Cygnetbsf 8 жыл бұрын

VIVA LA NIGHTVALE!

@echadwick3916 8 жыл бұрын

VIVA LA......take down Strex? .......yeah. Take down Strex.

@Cygnetbsf 8 жыл бұрын

Take? down strex? Yeah.... Take down strex... Down with....Strex... Yeah...

@EarthlyMaidenLita 8 жыл бұрын

T...take down Strex. Yeah.

@mollymcneese4704 2 жыл бұрын

Kevin is one of my favorite characters in wtnv but every single time he speaks or get mentioned I start yelling "God damnit"

@LunaBell08 8 жыл бұрын

Dana! Dana! DANA! DANA!

@imnotclever7353 8 жыл бұрын

Night Vale is so amazing oh my fucking god.

@DeviliciousNails 9 жыл бұрын

TAKE DOWN STREX

@misswitch4760 9 жыл бұрын

YEAH!!! TAKE DOWN STREX!!!

@namelesswolf2625 8 жыл бұрын

+s martinez then they shrugged, and murmured : "take. down... strex? yeah. take down strex. "

@forgemakesstuff2734 3 жыл бұрын

Steve going ham on Kevin for offering to change his daughter is just- We stan a protective dad

@klltsun_2576 5 жыл бұрын

Please...for anyone that had been there in the audience...tell us about it! (Like what happened when Kevin smiled)

@ComradeLuka 11 ай бұрын

His fandom page says that he has the creepiest smile like in existence, and that his teeth are like “gravestones in an abandoned cemetery” so probably broken/twisted/distorted.

@shanesullivan460 9 жыл бұрын

I was a pretty well-read tween myself. I read Tolstoy, Dickinson, Alhazred...

@anniethomas4148 4 жыл бұрын

I'm so very late to the party, but Strex Corp is going down. 'Don't you DARE Steve Carlsberg... I am NOT dating a munchkin from the Wizard of OZ!' Love that line.