“Cream with no justice is just curdled milk” is the greatest line in history

Rob at the airport: "You came at me and I gave it back to you hard". That's classic Mac. 😂

I could listen to Rob Justice stories all day man. Besides being a great story teller, I love how socially aware he is and also how interested he is in social/cultural dynamics, really engaging to listen to.

As an Englishman, the rage of Rob's story dealing with the French makes me smile and nod.

The incredible duo of “Rob Justice & Kaitlin Context” modern day superheroes 😃

Rob Justice constantly monitoring the scales of justice wherever he goes. Good man.

I honestly love hearing Rob's thoughtfulness as a parent and how he does the post-processing to any could be traumatic event for his children. Ace parenting

Meghan cracking up at Charlies bread joke while saying "Oh Charlie!" was straight up adorable.

Lmao Glenn nailed that photo pose from VF. You can tell he spent a lot of time looking at it hahaha

The cream always rises to the top. And Rob was ready to show that french lady the white hot cream of an angry adult man from Philly🤣

As someone who grew up with a father that had anger issues, it makes me really happy that Rob is aware of his temper but also makes the effort to check in with his kids about the situation. I wonder how many memories wouldn’t have been so scarring had my dad processed it with me afterward.

Charlie’s subtle “lean into that” talking about Glenn leaning over and looking ghoulish kills me ahaha

We need a tour of Glenn's cats house

Charlie nails it again, 'The Sweet cream of Justice is the sweetest cream of all!'😂😂😂

Glenn hating his FX photo had me dying laughing.

After hearing about Charlie loving writing Dennis I’d love to hear more about who likes writing who/what and why

I'd love to have seen Glenn losing his shit because his limousine left without him 😂

Charlie didn't say much this episode, but his "sweet cream of justice," and "the French are born in bread" zingers were ON POINT 😂

Referring to award shows as "Arbitrary awards for imaginary achievements" is so brilliant, I had to write it down. Charlie Day reminding everyone that he is a secret genius again.

i love how i’m just finding out megan has an emmy. shows how humble she is! i love how relatable they all are in real life. other than the whole emmy party story 😭

00:00 Glenn's Neck, His Back, His Toe and His Cat 06:30 Rob Drank A Lot: It Was Past Manhattan Time 09:10 The Pre Emmy Party: Get After It 13:15 Champaign Problems: The Emmys 18:50 Ad for Helix Sleep 20:00 Ad for Huel 21:05 Rob Experiences the French: An Airport Fiasco 40:00 Ad for Better Help 41:05 Ad for Zip Recruiter 42:10 Kaitlin Weighs in on the French Situation: A Bird's Eye View 51:30 Kaitlin's Emmy Recap/Charley Stasis - Glenn Awareness - Rob Justice - Kaitlin Context

I'd like to see rob and Glenn take an anger management class together

Rob Justice and Kaitlin Kontext is a dynamic duo we all need

You can tell how much Glenn loves Kaitlin.. it's so cute.

FRANK: "You know what's lame? Being around this long and never getting an award. Makes ya look like a bunch of assholes!" *The Gang all collectively moan* CHARLIE: You're really like driving this home, and it's upsetting, because like now I'm getting the neck thing."

lol Rob saying don't do a bit while they simultaneously portray Kaitlin as an ostrich lololol love you guys

“Arbitrary awards for made up achievements.” -Charley Day. This applies to a lot more than the Emmy awards.

Charlie Day off the top is just hilarious lmao, "the sweet cream of justice" line was too good.

i think the discussion on french people's rudeness is interesting since even we tend to see eachother as mean depending on where we are from in the country (north vs south, parisian vs provencial etc...) , i'd gladly talk about it on the podcast as a french creep

A man who takes care of a senior kitty is a good man indeed

49:35 lmao Charlie is so quick, Megan's reaction to the joke is hilarious too hahahah

I love the ostrich animation they use for Kaitlin talking.

I can't get enough of these Rob Justice stories lol

Working my overnight shift listening to this, wondering if there is ANYTHING that I can do to help you through these unimaginable perils, Glenn?

When Rob said he's going to go talk to the rude lady, and he's going to make a point of being polite Glenn's quiet ".....at first" had me laughing out loud while driving

The best part of these guys is how they riff off each other, add to it, elevate everything, and all laugh at it. They don't seem like they ever try to outdo each other, they just collaborate and make each other better, while having fun. Makes sense why the show has been on so long.

I imagine there are scales tattooed on Rob's pecs and they flex up and down as he's weighing the situation.

Glenn's picture pose in comparison was 100% spot on 🤣

Rob does stuff, it amuses Glenn, and Charlie comes up w the punch lines and the zingers

It still makes me laugh when I hear Rob talking about being married to Kaitlin when they shit on each other so much in the show 😂

Glenn absolutely killing it on this episode.

Glen made me laugh so hard when he asked if anyone was talking about him at the emmy parties lol

"Arbitrary awards for imaginated achievements" that so brilliant, well said Charlie!

As much as I love getting background and stories behind the episodes, these storytelling podcasts are amazing. It highlights just how brilliantly funny you all are with the quick quips that leave me in stitches…and the commitment to the characters using the ostrich every time Kaitlin calls in makes me laugh every time.

We need a tally for how many times Glenn gets injured throughout the podcast serires

2003 Glenn was prime grade A beefcake. But 2022 Glenn's in decline... I think the problem here is that his toe quit, his neck quit, and unfortunately its no longer legit.

When my family went to France in the 90's, the first thing I remember when arriving was my mom asking a pair of airport employees if they spoke English & one replied in the snippiest way possible "we speak English, not American" & walked away.

I love the Rob Justice scenarios that Rob always finds himself in. Either as an active participant, or a bystander, weighing the scales of justice.

I will not believe that Denis Reynolds doesn’t have “security” cameras in his house

I love Rob’s weekly “scales of justice” segment.

Sincerely nice to see there are people out there who actually even consider their kids' feelings before getting into public fights. Many of us, myself included, unfortunately have parents who are basically the always sunny characters.

The airport scene absolutely 100% confirms that Rob is in-fact Mac. I totally understand as a Brit the whole French hostility thing. I've kind of just accepted it over the years.

Rob made sure his wife got the cream to ensure they had a happy ending that day. I can respect that.

there needs to be a episode of sunny called Mac Justice and is about Macs alter ego where he fights "crimes" but it is just little misunderstandings or someone cutting in line and it just sets him off and he needs to set the world right.

Charlie talking about ghouls irl is pretty awesome lol

Kaitlin animated as a bird! Mwahh perfection, and had me laughing in addition to my laughing.

Sunny deserves an Emmy Easy. Much better show than countless Emmy winning shows

Glenn’s laughter is my new favorite sound in this world.

Damn Charlie killed it at the end. Just as my cheeks stopped hurting from laughing at "the sweet cream of justice" he had me going with "born in bread".

I know Glenn always says he tries to be as unlike his character in real life is possible but it was really disappointing to find out that he doesn't have security cameras in his bedroom running 24/7. You know a camera for banging

After Charlie called Glenn Draco Malfoy and replied "Oh that's pretty cool, He had the slicked back hair - that's the guy with the blond?" - he had the perfect opportunity to say "oh cool - well he was the original right"

As an expat in France, I can confirm that a lot of French people (not all) can be a bit extreme about their language they just can't stand people not mastering it and pronouncing things incorrectly and they would even judge you for that. As for the arrogance and rudeness stereotype, having lived in a major city, Paris and a small one near the Atlantic coast, it's 100% true for the former and completely the opposite for the latter. I was even creeped out by how nice people were there at first.

I could listen to Glenn talk all day. He has a great voice.

Whenever they mention weighing the scales of justice when new events happen, I imagine Rob's face with a quick image of a set of scales transparently flash in front of his face with a loud chime of a bell

It's so funny to picture rob angrily walking around an airport looking for milk😂

*TIMESTAMPS* 0:00 Vitruvian Glenn is broken again / House cats vs dogs 6:29 Rob is hungover from the Emmys 10:10 Champagne problems at midnight! 13:19 Afterparties are miserable. And award shows are just like plumbing. 15:00 "Arbitrary awards for imaginary achievements" / Dark history of the Emmys 16:54 Megan has an Emmy 17:40 Glenn Ghoul in his FX Vanity Fair photo ft. peak physical comedy 18:47 - 19:58 ADVERTISEMENT#1 (Helix mattress) 20:00 - 21:05 ADVERTISEMENT#2 (Huel) 21:07 Rob Justice vs The French in France 32:55 Charlie and Glenn in Paris 35:00 Confrontation, entitlement and cultural differences 39:35 Kaitlin's perspective [continued after ads] 40:06 - 41:05 ADVERTISEMENT#3 (Better Help) 41:06 - 42:08 ADVERTISEMENT#4 (Zip Recruiter) 42:10 Calling Kaitlin for context 47:26 "The Sweet Cream of Justice" 51:29 Kaitlin at the Emmys 52:02 Mary Elizabeth Justice vs Charlie stuffing it down

The bird when Kaitlyn talks is GOLD

I could listen to Glenn talk for hours and hours.. he’s so endearing 😅

What with Glenn coming in with his broken body, cat stuff, ghoul poses (18:16 18:28 18:37 what is this man even DOING lmao) and champagne problems, and Rob dishing out Justice in a French airport, I _actually_ didn't care that they didn't talk about Sunny this week! It's also interesting hearing about award shows from the other side, especially when Charlie trashes their validity... and of course every time they have Kaitlin on is a win for us!

This has got to be turned into a sunny episode

"a cream with no justice is curdled milk" LMAO!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

“Be honest, don’t do a bit” I love that he knows Kaitlin so well

My condolences. Sounds like you’re all struggling pretty hard. Hope things pick up for everyone soon.

Glenn's vitruvian essence clearly eminates from his toes up to the top of his spine, hence why his toe injury has effected his neck, a moment of silence for the end of the vitruvian era.

"Arbitrary awards, for imaginary achievements," quote of the ages!

I love these Rob Justice stories, they’re so well described

Charlie is hilarious, scales need weighing for some Rob Justice! 😂😂😂

Now I have to see an episode of Sunny where we hear Dennis shouting "I desire the sweet cream of justice!" or "I will taste the sweet cream of justice!"

Rob Justice and Kaitlyn Context serving up the Sweet Cream of Justice and the Black Coffee of Context could be a shirt.

I could listen to Rob tell stories for hours, he is a great story teller and I'm always so engrossed

I love nothing more than hearing Rob talk shit about the French. I often feel like a general annoyance with the demeanor of the French is one of the few things the entire world agrees on. It has the potential to bring all of us closer together.

I totally agree with Glenn. I thought that vanity fair picture of him was terrible. They really did him dirty

"They are born in bread" LOL Charlie is so great at those quips

I love how blunt & straight forward Glenn and Rob are!

The more comfortable they get doing these podcasts the funnier they are. Best one yet!

I once had a layover in a French airport and it was exactly the same. I was once queuing to buy a bottle of water for a solid 5 minutes while 5 airport staff stood around talking in French and ignoring everyone.

The side by side with Kaitlyn's frame having the ostrich over it is hilarious.

Rob's talking about Parisians, I think. In my experience, non-Parisian French people are typically pretty nice. But Parisians are always "too busy" to have any compassion. I once was at a Parisian cafe with my partially deaf friend who had worked really hard to learn French. And as soon as he heard her Scottish accent and beginner-level French, he replied in English. We ordered drinks, he walked away, then I "went to the bathroom" but secretly found the server and paid him 20 euro to finish service in French. I know money talks, yada yada, but all I'm saying is that Parisians seem to always act "too busy" to be nice. Everywhere else I went in that country was inviting and people showed a genuine interest in me. But Paris is pretty heartless. Update: They are correct about the sacred break time. I went to the bank once and none of the employees would look at me. I said in French, "Hello... excuse me... is the bank open today?" like trying to be nice and eventually the bank manager walked out of his office and was like, "Hey, sorry, they're on their lunch break, how can I help you?" LMAO this was in the northeast.

For me it's when you try to speak French to be polite and the French pretend not to know what you're saying. I know they know what I'm saying because a) I took French for like 8 years at school and the phrase I'm saying is basic af and b) other French people have zero issues understanding me. But they can tell I'm British and apparently that's enough to be rude. Go to Germany instead lol, they're so nice there.

Another Rob's story that could be a scene in IASIP lol

I used to work a very tourist-facing job in NYC, dealt with tourists from all over the US, Europe and Asia, and my experience was that French tourists were BY FAR the most difficult people to deal with. It was like they went out of their way to be jerks, and while they were on vacation no less. It was baffling.

I'm so glad he mentioned the In-N-Out because this felt the sequel fr😆

I adore your sense of humor it really feels like hanging out with friends

Rob Justice: Fighting for truth, justice, and the Philadelphia way. Go Birds.

I’m completely with Rob on this one. As someone who has worked both retail and in restaurants there is no reason to be so rude. Sure, some days are rough but that doesn’t give you a pass to be a complete jackass when you’re simply being asked to do your job. Also, $30 a head is insane.

Incredible how entertaining you guys can be telling a single story for almost an hour.. Bravo

My roommate was French (from France) and I asked her about the stereotype about French people being rude and she said it was 100% true. She said French people, specifically servers, waitresses, etc., just find American tourists annoying and fuck with them.

2am having a bad night, cant sleep. Perfect timing for this to come out, hadn't even thought about it being sunday night

The freaking Ostrich, pulling the bird gag even outside of the show!!

Rob’s social situations give me so much anxiety and fill me with anger. I hate people so much lol