I mean, essentially yeah. Because it's always improving/ changing based off of the newest data. I've seen countless things change in my career- and I've only been at for a decade!

My friend is a 'Practicing Catholic'.

practicing serial killer

Keep in mind that the term "practice" has multiple definitions. One is, as you seem to be using it, the process of improving your skill at a specific task. The other is to actually utilize whatever skill you have in a professional setting. And yes, as someone else said, the latter definition also includes doing the former, but a professional practicing their art doesn't mean they're just toying around.

I imagine at some point you could buy a little physicians kit for your little ones complete with little jars of bodily fluids and an assortment of blunt saws.

ikr 🙃

i mean how would the world even function if we can’t go outside. imagine

fr honestly we would probably have a lockdown and then a bunch of riots and stuff

I mean it wouldnt be that bad, right?

imagine bro

Instead of mph we got football fields per moon landing

@@Crashman-1005 lmfao

@@LuxuryWeekly oh, i'm not actually Ross, i just got this funny pic of him as my pfp

@@Crashman-1005 I thought it was washing machines per Browning High Power

@@themaninabucket8365 that or war crimes per corporate bailout

Don't forget the leeches.... Or the maggots

Oh how times have changed

And both ibuprofen and blood letting about equally effective.

And I have colon damage from ibuprofen. Something no one tells you about.

@@moranarevel actually every doctor knows and (usually) warns about it (if you mention you take ibuprofen for a long time). Thats why you need to never take the medication for too long and even then use gastric or other type of protectors.

Ian Longo Blood letting: allow me to introduce myself :)

Bacteriophage: am I a joke to you

Dude, no. Get the other half of the first mouse.

I think we need more mice

Go to the hospital

Im watching this the day after she died....... Like ope 😶ironic

@@trippin9899 right behind you, that’s a trip

Me too... weird!!

Damn! 😞

She dead af

Yes

Every british persons life coming round full circle

Tbh it would be cool to be a tea-

And then the drinker dying from your decomposed body, then them getting mummified and so the cycle continues

@@lukemaher7901 so this means unlimited human tea

My dad had a grand mal in 1968. At the hospital they put him in a straight jacket and tossed him in a padded room. My mom kinda flipped out...

lmaoo yesss. when i read or hear a story about someone being possessed in 19th or 20th century, i always tought that those person were just having an episode or smth

same here

Lol same with me 🤣

Mental illness. Treatment has not improved by much.

Superbugs are bacteria, not viruses.

Antibiotics only work with bacteria, hence ‘biotics or bacteria’. COVID-19 Is a virus. But ig you can say he called it 🤦‍♂️😬

@@user-kk1zj3tm1x They're practically the same thing...

@@user-kk1zj3tm1x It's literally called Corona-VIRUS.... it's a virus. Why be cocky enough to correct someone on shit you clearly haven't thought about in the slightest.

@@tylergarza8695 While you are right that what is causing the current pandemic is a Corona-Virus, @Major Mayhem is also correct, because COVID is made up of CO for Corona, VI for Virus, and D for desease, which means Covid-19 is the desease caused by the corona virus (more specifically SARS-CoV-2). I kindly suggest re-reading the second part of your own comment as a follow up to my reply.

It might take half a Lucas for it to be the norm.

@@_vakas xD made my day

Das a great idea

Emma the FANGIRL I’d support that

@@_vakas but until them georges will be dead and how many would be a GL

Those same people: I can't believe we destroyed the ecosystem and there are only 600 of us left living underground on 50 year old MREs

That just doesn't want to make me live to 120 now :(

@@Special___K northern Russia will be fine with a warming of 10 degrees globally. So we got hundreds of years

@@Special___K not likely. We’ll find a way to fix it. Don’t buy the hype

True, same might go with coved, or the killing virus for those who don’t mind a bit of humor

glad it worked out but yikessss my body can barely handle getting my blood drawn for routine tests, i think i'd just die

Garlic tends to clean excess heavy metals from the body. Dad used to work in a lead assaying lab, and all employees were prescribed garlic supplements. Which were paid for by the lab. And now… I love garlic. I keep trying to find more things to add garlic to!

I have anemia can I have some of your iron? Lol

@@icarusbinns3156 I've just googled it, and there's literature on this actually, saying that foodstuffs rich in sulfur may be good chelators. So, garlic, broccoli... good to know.

As a trained Phlebotomy tech/past CMA I have to say, no. Your procedure wasnt called "a phlebotomy". That's like saying your long division is called "a math". Phlebotomists are technicians who specialize in drawing blood often from difficult paitents or for lab tests. So the field of drawing blood via a needle is called Phlebotomy. So again, it's a field not a procedure.

Honey was used as a very effective antibiotic, during the middle ages, and is still used today to treat conditions like leg ulcers. My own mother was treated with manuka honey dressing for her leg ulcer and it worked. It's far too easy to forget the benefits of traditional herbal medicine and wisdom, in a day and age where antibiotics are so readily available, and it's to our detriment, that we rely on them so blindly.

Until rockenfeller turned it all in synthetic pills. Its important we get the knowledge back in how nature can help us

It’s where the heart drug digitalis was derived.

Yes, and even the deadly nightshade mushroom. Belladonna. The one medicine I know they get from that, because I used to take it, is Donnatal for gastrointestinal problems. It works. I imagine people would die from trial or error in the dose, but I am sure that's how we got to where we know what we're doing. I guess I am grateful for those ancient peoples for being guinea pigs.

👏👏👏

Leeches. you didn't pay much attentio, Greg

Your dog could be lacking something in it's diet or it's just really into shit.

😄

@@DemandAlphabetBeBrokenUp Personally, I'm sticking to genius! IF the dog DOES lick his but and DOESN'T have hemorrhoids, then...

@@BiffX nah man everyone knows But butts are immune to the brown eye veins. It's just like...the way it is. Dog probably just like it. I couldn't stand my dog doing it. I was told to change his food and he quit eating shit. "Butt" If any dog stops licking it's ass? Shit you'd have to put that down. It's broken

Thank you.

@@oosamaaaa You're welcome.

I like you, You're a thinker.

@@lyfeoutlook7848 lol

Wonder if he regrets saying it

🤣

I'm really scared of 6g it's not common but it exist and it's probably going to cause a new plague that wipes out the human raise

Tin Can just running around scared all day huh

@The Unnamed Cousin they’re joking

@e they are radio waves their weak as hell

2020: "Imma drink bleach and do cocaine to treat this sickness"

Also people in 2020: Do you want some essential oils?

Or chiropractors recommending vaccines cause autism

my crazy aunt tried to treat my granny with homeopathic stuff when she was dying from lung cancer, like instead of letting her die peacefully she was forcing her to take these medications and wouldn’t accept that she was dying, she works at a nursing home and sees people die like this all the time but couldn’t accept that it was happening to my granny, and she insisted on being my granny’s home nurse instead of a professional, there’s reasons why most doctors don’t have immediate family as patients

Ignorant comment when you don’t know anything about the science of crystals or how the chakras are in multiple religions.

call your primary care provider if you have mouse symptoms lasting longer than 4 hours

Instructions unclear: Accidentally restarted the black plague

“No no, Betsy, I said put the top half on it, not the bottom. Yessss Betsy, 2 and a half, you need 5 rat tops.”

Dab repeatedly onto the spot, yes and keep going until cured.

How did he get to the process? I want that good shit I'm sensitive to fodmaps and had pain in the 6 out of the pain scale For 4 years

Its odd how stupid and pseudo-sciency that sounds, even though it's a legitimate, proven, medical practice. It sounds about as legitimate as healing crystals

@@snailsaredumb9412 when you understand how digestion works, basic human biology and simple microbiology, it won't sound like pseudoscience at all rather smart

@@achiraea i know how it works, but it just *sounds* like something make up with that name, like a "urine transplant" or "crystal enema". It should be named a microbiome transplant or something, or atleast more medical sounding

@@snailsaredumb9412 nah call it what it is It's shit transplant no need for fancy words And since im studying medical translating, its "trasplante de mierda"

The only question (or two) that remains is which part they applied? The part with the head, or the part with the tail? Or was the mouse cut laterally?

They’re health care plan allowed them to “split” the cost.

Dude, that mummy-eating and poop-eating sounds way worse!

seriously, what in the actual fuck?

@@will2see One patient got the head and another patient got the tail - after all you don't want to waste half a 🐁 mouse.

Valters Vasilis it was also mostly soft-served in the video. They cleaned themselves out and stuck dairy up there

I don’t think migraines are that terrible, just turn the lights out and don’t move for like 30 minutes to an hour and I’m good

I know right. So painful that you just want to bore hole in your head. 😖

@@deadpool6072 After 20 days straight "D'you suppose it works?"

@@d.s.151 funny because in the more strict protestant churches in the Netherlands, women often have to wear a hat.

Yes!

@@d.s.151 This is the first time for me hearing that explanation. It's a sign of reverence for men not to cover their heads in a Christian church. For women or for visitors of a synagogue or a mosque, it's the opposite.

I'd watch the waves come in. Every wave alters the beach a little bit. Grain by tiny grain, the beach changes completely. After a while, a beach can become practically unrecognisable. Like life, I suppose.

Shiv 18 Which half?

@@ryantwombly720 ofcourse lower half we are not savages showing bare chest.

I'm definitely buying a ticket to Texas. Cuz internet said I'd gain immortality 😄😄

there's really no proof that i'm not already immortal. i mean, i haven't died yet

Should have said a shot OF the dark... would have been more on the nose...

@@eponymousmann5088 n o. We're talking about a literal shot (a drink) in the dark (so you don't have to look at it.)

Yeah, that was pointed out after the video was uploaded and too late to fix it. Oh well, that's my one for the day.

@@joescott, I know you're not a scientist or an engineer, but man you can research better than anyone I know. I made the same mistake with the word "Chelation" about a hundred years ago. Words are crazy. You're doing fine.

@@alext9067 hundred years ago *surprised pikachu face*

@@alext9067 He's almost a scientist, he's got the research aspect down. All he has to do is perform science experiments to qualify to be a scientist. I suppose you're right though, right now he's not a scientist as far as I know, more like an academic. Other titles Joe qualifies for are: Actor, writer, videographer, entertainer. It's actually kind of cool to think about all the things someone can actually be, just because it may not be your profession doesn't mean that you aren't that thing, you're just not a professional one. Disclaimer: All of this was said by a person that desperately want to get his life on track for two professions, one in research microbiology and one as a published author. The maker of this comment might be projecting his own desires and aspirations.

And "pappy-rus"?

Civil war soldier: bruises leg Doctor: I’ll have to cut that off

Sorry its medieval

You can’t spell medieval without me die

Michael Burke South Park did an episode on it lol

Its called a transpoosion

Was a solid shit joke from Joe 😂

If a person doesn't die because some of their lugs are still inflated, and they are given time, they can heal on their own. The air inside the plural cavity will be absorbed by the body and the hole in the lung will have healed by that time. Usually a collapsed lung will heal given that the other lobes or side is functioning.

Peter Karig That can be the case with a small pneumothorax, but a large one is life threatening and requires immediate treatment (usually a chest tube).

I agree.

I'm sorry but "G Wash" gives my violent Hamilton flashbacks and I can't stop laughing

lapissss

Hey it’s Maxine I’ve seen you before

It's a virus, not a bacteria caused disease

COVID 19 is a virus. AntiBIOTICS affect bacteriae, not viruses.

Please tell me where I can find it I love anything along these lines

I would be dead already and I'm not even 25. 😅

Of course, you wouldn’t have had a car, so you might have made it to 26 or 27.

@@IJustWantToUseMyName true but being a big bastard I would have been a blacksmith or some other labour intensive worker starting at age 10 so I say less than 20 :p more likley

bkingk8 Definitely doomed. lol

given that the average life expectancy was like 30-35 back then 25 would not be terrible actually, getting close to retirement (not that they had such a thing haha)

That's pretty damn good, I think anyone could find this funny religious or not.

@@creamsicleorange8266 except that line is used just as often to mock religious people as it is to express sympathy. I'm personally ambivalent towards religion, but I can see how someone would not get on board.

Great way to be judgemental towards a person whos doing the best thing they think can help. Regardless of what you believe, prayers for Christians means a lot more. While you may look at it as a waste of breath. Some think it's the best they can do to help you. Not that bad when you think about motivations and reasoning. Just admit it, your just bashing because it's easier to do that then realize your just being a dick to anyone with beliefs outside of your view of whats true.

@Zimmit's FunHouse Adventure Obviously a hopeless ideologue.. Not one Bill or policy has made such a declaration. Nor is That anyones solution besides some Christians. (Keyword, some) Do your due diligence bud. This comment reeks of just wanting to bash something. Must be terrible twos time.

@Zimmit's FunHouse Adventure Despite me chastising you, I found that comment so damn funny 😂😂 Definitely changed my perspective towards you. Good humor brother!

they will see us as primitive, also things like eating meat probably will not be seen as favorable.

@@autohmae Well, meat ripped from the living flesh of animals perhaps. I imagine it won't be too long before vat grown meat takes over.

@@SummitSummit yes, that might very well be possible of course. Unless soylent green becomes popular. ;-)

Chemotherapy strikes me as one that will be viewed as crazy in the future. Fighting cancer while also making the rest of the body weaker honestly sounds crazy to me now but it's the best we've got :(

@@SummitSummit Vat grown meat won't work, most of the micro nutrients found in meat is created by a complex digestion process of ruminants, that is why they have multiple stomachs, and why they are called ruminants because they vomit up their food runinate(chew) then redigest it. This is what also seperate us from apes, apes have very long large intestines to ferment plant matter, and is why they eat their own forces to redigest food. Humans have very short large intestines which is why most plant matter leaves our body looking the same as it went in, and we don't eat our own shit. We evolved a smaller gut, longer legs, and upright mobility and sweating because we began to eat meat during the ice age and persistence hunt our food, ergo a large cumbersome gut was not needed to process meat, and we need to out run our prey until they are too exhausted to fight back. This is how primatice African tribes hunt to this day. Primative tribes still eat plants but only when meat is scarce because eating only plants is a good way to get dead without modern supplements.

Why not?

It’s a leech! Duh dun! On a beach! Duh dun! It’s a leech on a beach! Duh dah dun dun dah!

They also made brown paints out of the ground up remains! :)

Since these creatures can now be raised in controlled environments and we can now be sure they do not have disease, or viruses. Thus leeches can be used for blood clotting, migraines, arthritis, and I'm pretty sure some other stuff. m Maggots, the same. As disgusting as maggots are viewed, ones raised for medical use are extremely cleanly and although small lil worms wiggling around on your wound eating infected tissue/dead tissue. Which is pretty disgusting.

Well, not this pandemic. But maybe next time it's the bacterias' turn.

@@jonaskeller4687 I don’t think we can survive another pandemic

well, with people dropping dead for all sorts of reasons and people doing a lot of manual labour, birth control wasn't needed that much. But... then again check the history of condoms on Wikipedia.

And no washing machine. Imagine 7 children and no washingmachine. 😬

@@harrynac6017 they will say the same thing about us in a 100 years we won't have self cleaning clothes or robots in our household. :-)

@autohmae - easy to say if you're not a woman! And in spite of high mortality rates, too many children was a common cause of starvation and poverty all the way into the 20th century. And women couldn't very well go down the street to pick up condoms,...you know... sexual taboos and such. 😀. In fact, the Catholic Church (and others) were dead set against birth control, along with other brilliant ideas, like... anesthesia shouldn't be used during childbirth, because the Bible says women are supposed to have pain with childbirth.

@@LEDewey_MD Very good point, clearly I'm not a woman. And I've never talked to women in current certain parts of Africa where they still do this. But seems to me, they do not have the luxury to not have a lot of children. It's their pension fund. They seem to do it by choice because they and society in general are to poor or corrupt to do so or provide enough healthcare or other services for the poor or to prevent the early death of children. Now the good news is: around the world a sharp decline in the last decade or 2 has happened of both child mortality and maternal mortality has happened, while we might not reach the UN Sustainable Development Goals for 2030 many got spared these tragedies. The bad news is, this does not include the one of the largest wealthy countries: the US, it is now going in the other direction.