5 Cool Action Hero Moves that Look Idiotic in Real Life - The Spit Take

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@calamitykiwi782
@calamitykiwi782 8 жыл бұрын
There's one car chase that happened in real life that put so many in movies to shame. It was a slow speed chase involving a small yellow car. It kept stopping, waiting for the police to catch up, then would do a quick U turn and go off in the opposite direction. They did it so many times, and I was laughing my ass off all the way through
@jr9529
@jr9529 8 жыл бұрын
+Futurama Llama I want to see this video
@charlesajones77
@charlesajones77 8 жыл бұрын
"If I hear 'there are a lot of kittens coming my way', I'm going to be delighted. But if I hear there is a swarm of kittens approaching, I'm grabbing a shotgun and heading to high ground..." - John Oliver First thing I thought of when I saw the swarm of rabbits.
@reeseoverington1015
@reeseoverington1015 8 жыл бұрын
+charles jones whos john oliver
@charlesajones77
@charlesajones77 8 жыл бұрын
The host of Last Week Tonight. He used to be a "reporter" on The Daily Show.
@soxpeewee
@soxpeewee 8 жыл бұрын
+charles jones What dose bunnies were cute and friendly.
@Arkylie
@Arkylie 8 жыл бұрын
John Oliver has probably never read the Sluggy Freelance "kittens" arc. Doesn't take a swarm to be creepy.
@beaneriser466
@beaneriser466 8 жыл бұрын
Ever seen monty python ...holy grail....rabbits are dangerous...it's best to RUN AWAY...RUN AWAY.
@JVarley9001
@JVarley9001 9 жыл бұрын
That's a lot of ducks. There must be at least ten.
@JVarley9001
@JVarley9001 9 жыл бұрын
***** Nah, it's a use of the classic gag of vastly underestimating a number of things.
@Novasky2007
@Novasky2007 8 жыл бұрын
+Mr. Creazil I counted eleven.
@JVarley9001
@JVarley9001 8 жыл бұрын
***** Twelve?
@chrisodonnell1120
@chrisodonnell1120 8 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't go quite that far
@isaachepler2009
@isaachepler2009 8 жыл бұрын
1,000
@StephenParksCandleMaker
@StephenParksCandleMaker 9 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Jack thinks he earns three shiny new pennies every time he mentions Teen Wolf, but in fact, he does not. Doesn't stop him from trying though.
@USMFAN1996
@USMFAN1996 9 жыл бұрын
For some reason i really love this comment. So thank you
@jwarrior343
@jwarrior343 9 жыл бұрын
paha made my night
@fraudster111
@fraudster111 9 жыл бұрын
I don't understand this joke....
@Nathankinamorh
@Nathankinamorh 9 жыл бұрын
Young King Charles Certain members of Cracked express their tastes and styles regularly in their videos. Jack mentions Wolfman alot. Dan has Die hard and presidents. Swaim Aliens and being Swaim etc. etc.
@StephenParksCandleMaker
@StephenParksCandleMaker 9 жыл бұрын
Young King Charles Also, Jack is keen on the ATL rap scene, which is my favorite thing about him.
@PongoXBongo
@PongoXBongo 7 жыл бұрын
They should make everyone who calls in bomb threats clearly identify themselves (or just trace the call/e911 it) and hold them legally responsible for a false alarm. You swat someone, you go to jail.
@darkartsdabbler2407
@darkartsdabbler2407 8 ай бұрын
How would they do that, exactly? "There's a bomb" "Identify yourself!" "...no" *call disconnected* And you know 'swatting' is already illegal, right? What's it like having your brain?
@SamaritanPrime
@SamaritanPrime 9 жыл бұрын
I actually learned something new. Whatever you do, DO NOT make a joke while playing an online co-op game. The SWAT guys DO NOT find it funny at all.
@s2mlr
@s2mlr 8 жыл бұрын
"The Stalloniest of Swarzenaggers"... lmao
@dmitrigeorge8523
@dmitrigeorge8523 7 жыл бұрын
How about spinning in sword fights. It's quite an idiotic move since you're revealing your back to an opponent so whatever happens while you have your back turned is completely pretty bad, especially since you can't defend yourself if you don't have armor, and since it's a movie, chances are the character doesn't
@Steampunkrat12
@Steampunkrat12 7 жыл бұрын
True, but I think if your fast enough you can successfully perform a spin, all be it a very ineffective and unnecessary move. its just flashy, A good idea to keep your enemy in front of you at all times,I tried this spin move once when LARPing, I paid for it lol. still looks cool, though only in movies.
@dmitrigeorge8523
@dmitrigeorge8523 7 жыл бұрын
***** imo, it looks reminensent of a ballerina. I mean, in all seriousness, there are plenty of moves that work and can still keep the attention of an audience. Soon enough, they'll be throwing pommels in the movies
@AcidDvl
@AcidDvl 7 жыл бұрын
Flynt It gives you more torque if performed correctly, look at spinning elbows and spinning kicks in MMA
@Steampunkrat12
@Steampunkrat12 7 жыл бұрын
Haha, I wouldn't be surprised if they did.
@Steampunkrat12
@Steampunkrat12 7 жыл бұрын
I will definitely have to check that out.
@nuvaboy
@nuvaboy 8 жыл бұрын
Bunny. Phucking. Island. *heavy breathing* I'd be so freaking out if it wasn't 5.30 AM on a Monday. Cuteness overload. :)
@smaakjeks
@smaakjeks 9 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed the caption "Anywhere, Russia" :D
@declaration14
@declaration14 9 жыл бұрын
is swatting a thing? What in the actual fuck?
@SilverEye91
@SilverEye91 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah I watched that full video a few days after it happened. Pretty fucked up, some people have absolutely no understanding or care for the consequences of their actions. I hope the people in question were found out and fined.
@CM-ns1uf
@CM-ns1uf 9 жыл бұрын
Haha
@BrickBuster2552
@BrickBuster2552 9 жыл бұрын
Apparently. And it's become so common that some gamers are bored by it.
@BillyJoe1305
@BillyJoe1305 9 жыл бұрын
SilverEye I hope the US gets back to a standard of reasonable suspicion for search and seizure and an even higher one for no knock warrants and SWAT raids.
@kyley6487
@kyley6487 9 жыл бұрын
Who was the one getting swatted in this video?
@michaelelliott3209
@michaelelliott3209 8 жыл бұрын
The climax (if I may use that term here?) to the Car Chase premise had me rolling with laughter! Thank You Cracked, classic!
@ThrottleKitty
@ThrottleKitty 7 жыл бұрын
"Guns are harder to silence!!" **Shows someone shooting an air cannon, clearly not a gun** _BRILLIANT_
@TomYawns
@TomYawns 7 жыл бұрын
?
@ThrottleKitty
@ThrottleKitty 7 жыл бұрын
TomYawns No Country for Old Men? That device he uses is an air pressure cannon used for silently killing cattle so as to not startle the heard. It's not a gun or even a projectile firing device at all. It actually just sounds like that. "cannon" draws to mine a ship cannon I suppose, which might be confusing to some!
@BeccaLovesSRK
@BeccaLovesSRK 7 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at the duck tsunami.
@TheBd99
@TheBd99 8 жыл бұрын
theres no doubt in my mind that those ducks are all headed straight for the slaughterhouse. kinda makes the whole thing less cute
@loganclark6880
@loganclark6880 8 жыл бұрын
Spartacus can be plural, when used in the Latin genitive case. For example, if you wanted to say the phrase "Spartacus's dog" you would say "Spartici canis" The point is, Latin is the best language ever
@thawhiteazn
@thawhiteazn 5 жыл бұрын
But the example you give is not plural, it’s possessive...
@scottwilliams7683
@scottwilliams7683 Жыл бұрын
Don’t even pluralize it. Say “chimps named Spartacus.”
@KeeganIdler
@KeeganIdler 9 жыл бұрын
That was kind of an amazing video, despite only delivering on the title in the extent that it was about movies.
@Arjay404
@Arjay404 8 жыл бұрын
Could we not diminish swatting by calling it a prank, it can make people believe that is just harmless fun (which is what an actual prank is) and call it what it is a terrorist attack, it's an act done in order to terrorize and harm others.
@DrakeMagnum
@DrakeMagnum 8 жыл бұрын
fair point
@Asterius_101
@Asterius_101 7 жыл бұрын
Crimson King Really? People possibly getting shot is just fun?
@crimsonking6773
@crimsonking6773 7 жыл бұрын
no ass hat, but getting shot isn't TERRERROORISM. its a crime, stop being melodramatic and be real. also calling the police without a purpose is also illegal and not TERRRRRISM!?!?!! this is the problem with america, half wits over exaggerate everything so once something really bad happens no one cares because yall keep crying wolf
@floridasam4587
@floridasam4587 6 жыл бұрын
rjh00 .... In a really fukin funny way. There i finished ur sentence
@christofferrasmussen6533
@christofferrasmussen6533 6 жыл бұрын
Crimson King, you fail to understand the definition of terrorism. There are many problems in america, but calling this terrorism isn't an exaggeration, it's pretty much the defintion.
@dak1st
@dak1st 9 жыл бұрын
Please please please include links to your source videos in the descriptions! It would be way more fun if we could watch the full thing after you just showed us the teaser!
@justaduck3615
@justaduck3615 9 жыл бұрын
Bunny swarm!!! I wanna go to Rabbit island!!!
@NerdStoryteller
@NerdStoryteller 8 жыл бұрын
Someone told me that Cracked was funny, and that I should check it out. Someone _lied._
@hotboi8510
@hotboi8510 6 жыл бұрын
NerdStoryteller this is one of the bad episode watch the old after hours but make sure it's the old cast
@kingofcobwebs
@kingofcobwebs 8 жыл бұрын
Firearm suppression only works with sub-sonic ammo. Then, yeah - a "silencer" does make a firearm about as loud as an Airsoft rifle.
@khartog01
@khartog01 6 жыл бұрын
The police have gotten better at the "swatting" thing. Now, the one who called in the fake report gets arrested.
@roydadancegod
@roydadancegod 8 жыл бұрын
"hilariously ineffective yet admirably persistent attempted vehicular homicides caught on video" Is not a tv show. Somebody make it a tv show I WANT IT NOW!!!!!
@mdimitry
@mdimitry 9 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how confused you look when you talk about us Russians. It just makes me feel warm on the inside. The reality is- Russians have a single thing going through their heads as they go through life- and that is Darude Sandstorm!!!
@krombopulos_michael
@krombopulos_michael 9 жыл бұрын
I really thought the guy playing Counterstrike was Swaim
@gcman201
@gcman201 9 жыл бұрын
For those who care, the correct plural of Spartacus is Spartacī.
@Super21208
@Super21208 9 жыл бұрын
Greatest spit take of all time
@sjwilkins1991
@sjwilkins1991 9 жыл бұрын
clear my schedule, doris. ill be watching russian car chases for a while.
@LoudAngryJerk
@LoudAngryJerk 9 жыл бұрын
1) the guns in those videos featured in the beginning of the video do not have silencers on them, they have suppressors. the key difference is that while a silencer contains baffles which muffle the sound, a suppressor merely masks the muzzle flash and does nothing for the sound. seriously, there are companies which make REALLY good silencers that make little more noise than a bb gun. 2) at everything you said about action movies... WHAT? 3) the swarm of animals thing... what? really this whole video is stupid
@intjonmiller
@intjonmiller 9 жыл бұрын
1) It's a shame that's not accurate. Check out Silencerco's channel featuring suppressors which mute the sound of firearms, including shotguns. Or check out their catalog of silencers which they just insist on calling suppressors, despite their company name. They are not the only company like that; just one example of the industry standard. Suppressor is a more technically accurate term, but it's also like how the paintball world uses the term "marker" instead of "gun", because in both cases there is a negative association with the other term. 2) Agreed. This video sucked.
@LoudAngryJerk
@LoudAngryJerk 9 жыл бұрын
Jon Miller if its a suppressor which reduces the sound of gunshot its called a silent-suppressor. and isnt nearly as effective at one or the other. all an actual suppressor does is mask the muzzle-flash. and the reason why they refer to them as silencers or suppressors interchangeably is because people confuse the words, similar to how people now think the word 'decimate' means just to destroy, and not to destroy to a power of ten (ie: the actual definition)
@intjonmiller
@intjonmiller 9 жыл бұрын
I'm related to one of the guys at Silencerco. I am corrected every time I accidentally say "silencer" instead of "suppressor". I have discussed the physics of the devices at length. I am quite familiar. This is not my own assumptions. This is from one of the leaders in the industry. Why their name contradicts that is beyond me. Go check out their videos. What they are making is not your grandfather's silencer. Er, suppressor.
@LoudAngryJerk
@LoudAngryJerk 9 жыл бұрын
Jon Miller yeah, claiming that youre right because "i know a guy" isnt as effective an argument technique as you might think. also i'm talking about the actual technical terms for what the items are. if its a suppressor, it suppresses or obscures muzzle flashes, this technology has been around for like 200 years. if its a silencer, it baffles the noise of a gunshot escaping from the barrel (unless its built into the device, in which case it does so inside the chamber as well). this technology has been reported to be as young as 60 years and as old as 150 years. if it does both, its a silent-suppressor. those are the qualifications for the origination of those terms set by those who created the first of those devices. i've never seen a silent suppressor that actually works well except in the movies, so... People who make them might call them suppressors or silencers, but unless they form to those specific qualifications, they just aren't.
@glueandsparks
@glueandsparks 9 жыл бұрын
LoudAngryJerk I don't expect it to sway you by itself, just give you reason to think about it some more and find out for yourself. You seem incredibly sure of yourself for someone who is, in fact, not correct. I mean if you're right then everyone who has edited the Wikipedia page on the subject is wrong. Hundreds of edits from dozens of users going back half a decade. All wrong. But you're right. Try this: Search wikipedia for "silencer". There is no such article. There is, however, a link to the page on Suppressor, " a device attached to or part of the barrel of a firearm which reduces the amount of noise and flash". Now Wikipedia itself is not an especially reliable source, but it is an excellent starting point if you take the time to follow the links to the actual sources, such as the one where the ATF does call them silencers, but decidedly does not distinguish between silencers and suppressors for any reason. Historically the only significant difference between "silencer" and "suppressor" has been one of branding, as many, including the original, were called Silencers as part of their product name. But the technical term is, in fact, suppressor for the same device. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suppressor
@cromag1973
@cromag1973 8 жыл бұрын
The Benny Hill music was pure gold for the car chase.
@Novasky2007
@Novasky2007 8 жыл бұрын
6:41 is it normal police procedure to put your foot triumphantly on the suspect like a barbarian on a vanquished monster... cause I am ok with that; and I am not ok with that.
@JGD714
@JGD714 8 жыл бұрын
+Nova Sky Well all remarks aside it is common for police to put their feet, legs or otherwise stomp on suspects on the ground during dangerous calls while the suspect gets handcuffed.
@reeseoverington1015
@reeseoverington1015 8 жыл бұрын
+Nova Sky i feel bad for that guy cause he was compliant
@Redbeardian
@Redbeardian 8 жыл бұрын
+Nova Sky I'm not sure about "normal procedure" but from first hand knowledge I know that a not too small percentage of police were the kids that gave wedgies, randomly punched kids, stuffed kids in lockers, etc, in high school. Even in college, I had some fellows taking Police Foundations course over for prebar brews and they all bragged about wanting to cause bar fights and how they were looking forward to becoming officers so they could "legally" beat the shit out of people. Most police are great people though.
@imkaminski31
@imkaminski31 9 жыл бұрын
Do yourself a favor...look up that Japanese "Rabbit Island"
@Hacknslaashing
@Hacknslaashing 7 жыл бұрын
Didn't think I'd see kootra in one of these videos. Gonna go look up him getting a SWAT team up in the creature offices.
@wadeh2899
@wadeh2899 9 жыл бұрын
Hockey players have some pretty epic celebrations after they score. There are some awkward ones, but most I've seen I've chuckled and appreciated. :)
@ariangorman2325
@ariangorman2325 6 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy all "cracked" has to offer!
@mtd3000
@mtd3000 8 жыл бұрын
I wish I knew the name of the editor-in-chief of Cracked. This guy should tell us. That is a very vital piece of information that was left out of this video.
@campaignbaby1738
@campaignbaby1738 9 жыл бұрын
Did not expect Kootra to be on here
@jazzensemble
@jazzensemble 9 жыл бұрын
Guns are only difficult to silence if you aren't using subsonic ammunition. Most of the sound of a gun comes from the sonic boom.
@lynnhollister4796
@lynnhollister4796 9 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up for showing a clip of FPS Russia, a horde of large rabbits mugging someone for food, and a tsunami of ducks taking over a street.
@ActuatedGear
@ActuatedGear 9 жыл бұрын
What do you mean adorable? IM FUNGRY! Get the hell out my way, Im bout to get my Chef On!
@abergethirty
@abergethirty 9 жыл бұрын
Silencers, like shown in the movies, is possible if you use subsonic ammo. Something that obviously wasn't being used in these video examples. It's hard to silence bullets when they are breaking the sound barrier. Sort of defeats the purpose of having the silencer in the first place.
@digapygmy70
@digapygmy70 6 жыл бұрын
Oh, I miss you, Jack. If I had the money, I'd give you what you needed just for a video of your anchovy impression.
@flykope9211
@flykope9211 6 жыл бұрын
I love these types of videos.
@seanlegend6335
@seanlegend6335 7 жыл бұрын
solid Braveheart, well done!
@devindelgrego4500
@devindelgrego4500 6 жыл бұрын
You'd think they would have a designated guy who yells "hands up and get on the ground" rather then all of them yelling at the same time...
@brendanmueller49
@brendanmueller49 9 жыл бұрын
New guy weekly with Soren is by far the funniest thing. Followed by zombie apocalypse with cinema sins. And the rest are obviously after hours.
@michaelawesome1864
@michaelawesome1864 7 жыл бұрын
THE BUNNYS WILLLLLL RISSSSEEEEE RIISSSSSSSEEEEEE YOU'LL ALL SEEEEE HAHAHAHAHA 5:04
@TheDsheffer
@TheDsheffer 7 жыл бұрын
Time travel action abortion! Best description of Terminator ever!!
@KapelloMg
@KapelloMg 8 жыл бұрын
0:14 ever heard of high heels?
@josephgrimminck6855
@josephgrimminck6855 2 жыл бұрын
Big points for the Bullitt reference, that movie is so good!
@jdscool1
@jdscool1 9 жыл бұрын
U guys are underrated !!!!!
@chrishall5570
@chrishall5570 9 жыл бұрын
if you go to disney you can see a car case and he's right while I was watching it I was like "is it over yet can we go to splash mountain now."
@PorcelainB0nes
@PorcelainB0nes 7 жыл бұрын
4:29 H A R A M B E W H Y
@ebubeynj
@ebubeynj 9 жыл бұрын
how often do u guys release spit take I love it but I watched all of them and can't wait to see more. (this was hilarious)
@readnin7314
@readnin7314 8 жыл бұрын
5:11 You know how you stop for ducks on the road? That's all good, but this is how it is when you're in a rush.
@123Huskys
@123Huskys 9 жыл бұрын
Kootra!!
@codyrhodes2473
@codyrhodes2473 8 жыл бұрын
Ohhh Kootra.... god that's never going to be forgotten lol
@omarosamh4985
@omarosamh4985 4 жыл бұрын
God, I miss good Cracked , I really do
@kelleygilland1467
@kelleygilland1467 2 жыл бұрын
My brother, Danznewz was in the office when Jordan (Kootra) got swatted. He had assault rifles trained on him for an hour and was detained by the FBI for 8 hours. That night our whole family was doxed on the dark web and my dad and sister were detained under false bomb/death threats. Me and my two infant children stayed in a hotel for three days. Swatting is a heinous criminal offense. My brother was and continues to be very affected by the whole thing.
@blindbrailleable
@blindbrailleable 8 жыл бұрын
You're deffintletly doing sex wrong. Based on the first 30 seconds of this video. Based on all the other seconds I'd say you're not actually having any sex at all.
@pricepig
@pricepig 9 жыл бұрын
THE CREATURES??? KOOTRA?!?!?!? REALLY WOW
@christiansolvangbang5109
@christiansolvangbang5109 8 жыл бұрын
"5 Cool Action Hero Moves that Look Idiotic in Real Life - The Spit Take....Warning: a guy will be talking instead of what you thought you would see"
@BigGlutesBigToots
@BigGlutesBigToots 9 жыл бұрын
Love these ones!
@MyDiamond99
@MyDiamond99 8 жыл бұрын
someone tell me more about the second one did the police find out why he was dangling from the car???
@cavv0667
@cavv0667 9 жыл бұрын
Whatever that was?!?.... That, Sir, was Entertainment!!!
@jasonlee4830
@jasonlee4830 8 жыл бұрын
@EmilyDNelson
@EmilyDNelson 9 жыл бұрын
Now the only thing I want in life is to be chased through a park by a hoard of bunnies.
@3piper
@3piper 9 жыл бұрын
Emily Nelson go to Japan and catch the ferry to the island
@saquist
@saquist 9 жыл бұрын
Jack's posture and and lazy stoicism is beyond tedious.
@isaiahthompson9569
@isaiahthompson9569 7 жыл бұрын
Okay like 2 minutes into the video wtf is he talking about
@Sarge92
@Sarge92 9 жыл бұрын
it pissed me off when channels like this do clip shows and dont even have the consideration to even post the links to the videos there stealing and then to make matters worse ask for your subscription
@thomasconnors4338
@thomasconnors4338 7 жыл бұрын
Coolness is inversely proportional to chance of success. Take the totally reclined dude on the handle-less car... if you brace yourself, you're taking surface area off the car and putting tension on your points of contact. If you melt into an ever-flattening and expanding ball of "well this is as far as I go" you will be on that car longer than butterfly guts. Or the hero bros- unless the guy you beat up is actually exploding, walking away from him all non-chalant only guarantees that he will get back up and throw you 30 feet into a wall so hard that the building's address has to be changed.
@DynomitePunch
@DynomitePunch 9 жыл бұрын
i couldn't find it anywhere in the comments so imma just point out, rabbit island used to be gas island or something like that, they produced toxic chemicles on that island at one point, i'm skimpy on the details because the less i explain the less i get wrong, this is just something i found out from a video about the island
@goldilocksguy5170
@goldilocksguy5170 8 жыл бұрын
99yrs to go am very committed to this shit
@flintloksprojects
@flintloksprojects 9 жыл бұрын
Haha poor kootra. That video isn't going away.
@molynsi
@molynsi 9 жыл бұрын
Ok, I finally have to ask. What's with Johnston being EVERY EFFING ENDPLATE? Seriously. The only recent vid that Cody wasn't in the endplate for - is the vid OF him. Anyone else notice this?
@SaljaneOhitsuji
@SaljaneOhitsuji 9 жыл бұрын
XD No hun, not how it's done. lol ............So nothing was ever done about that guy who jumped on the back of that woman's car and smashed his way inside? Nothing? Huh. Yeaaaah, she's dead.
@jotoenatehaaen
@jotoenatehaaen 9 жыл бұрын
care to elaborate?
@SaljaneOhitsuji
@SaljaneOhitsuji 9 жыл бұрын
On which part? The fact that that's not how gay sex works or the fact that someone breaking through the back window of your car to get in and them not getting caught or found is probably a very bad thing?
@jotoenatehaaen
@jotoenatehaaen 9 жыл бұрын
Raidengale on how you know for a fact she's dead.
@SaljaneOhitsuji
@SaljaneOhitsuji 9 жыл бұрын
*shrugs* Just saying that that is a crazy situation. As a pessimist, I say that's the most likely outcome is all.
@Zombiepull
@Zombiepull 9 жыл бұрын
Raidengale is that a confession? do you want to tell as something?
@Pepperjack1986
@Pepperjack1986 4 жыл бұрын
I really miss this show, and all the other Cracked shows. 😞
@TheNouriani
@TheNouriani 9 жыл бұрын
Kootra!!!
@LukeWatts85
@LukeWatts85 9 жыл бұрын
I want to go to Rabbit Island!!!
@haydenfaulkner5345
@haydenfaulkner5345 7 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing when he was talking about Russia
@meedily
@meedily 9 жыл бұрын
This guy is brilliant. Lol.
@littleboy746
@littleboy746 9 жыл бұрын
I rember that stream where good old koots got swatted. I was in school watching t with a friend.we were both like "holy fuck!"
@Mixu.
@Mixu. 7 жыл бұрын
6:25 Future war cult shirt!
@matthewmcmahon2168
@matthewmcmahon2168 9 жыл бұрын
poor koots
@CrabbyO
@CrabbyO 8 жыл бұрын
That's a hopeless husk of hares, not a hopeless amount of rabbits.
@user-unos111
@user-unos111 8 жыл бұрын
Next top: Real life moves that look idiotic in movies. C'mon Cracked.
@StealthPants1
@StealthPants1 6 жыл бұрын
Great use of The Raid there
@me1431000
@me1431000 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah its kootraaa!... the creatures... anybody?
@justlam7082
@justlam7082 9 жыл бұрын
Actually its JorJor :D Kootra was abducted by lord Gaben after a false knife unboxing
@bioshockfan4
@bioshockfan4 9 жыл бұрын
Just Lam i though he was called hoarden
@cmomofilm
@cmomofilm 9 жыл бұрын
Ironic that they way the US seems to view Russia, while laughing at them, is the same as most of the world views the US, also while laughing at them.
@cmomofilm
@cmomofilm 8 жыл бұрын
mshesh16 The point I was making is I've seen videos the exact same, or worse from the US. The US idea of Russia being backward and poverty stricken, is how most of the world views the US. That was the irony I was pointing out.
@michaelpaliden6660
@michaelpaliden6660 8 жыл бұрын
+cmomofilm The USA is run by and liberally peppered with morons people should laugh at us. Also every other State across the globe.
@secrethumanmachine
@secrethumanmachine 8 жыл бұрын
+cmomofilm russia is worse
@nameguy101
@nameguy101 8 жыл бұрын
+cmomofilm No but kill all minorities because america is the only relevant nation >tfw people unironically spout the meme that is /int/ + /pol/
@nate5040
@nate5040 8 жыл бұрын
+cmomofilm I don't see how anyone can think America is poverty stricken when they probably consume more than any other country. If anything the US needs to cut back on the luxuries.
@nslater1388
@nslater1388 9 жыл бұрын
Alright Cracked, it's a little thing to harp on, but that Cameron shot of her being taller than Tom Cruise, did you even bother to factor in that she more than likely has heels on whereas the other she doesn't? Your framing and apple boxes works both ways.
@petersmythe6462
@petersmythe6462 8 жыл бұрын
If it had been a legit bomb threat, then I suspect that there would be a significantly greater amount of action, especially if they knew the police were coming.
@kazikian
@kazikian 8 жыл бұрын
What is the music used in the interludes? I love it
@taputechnic
@taputechnic 9 жыл бұрын
Well, I'm off to search KZfaq for "rabbit island" and "duck uprising."
@PosthumanHeresy
@PosthumanHeresy 8 жыл бұрын
5:00 As adorable as those bunnies are, she's more adorable.
@ericsbuds
@ericsbuds 8 жыл бұрын
oh my god the car chase... why was he on the roof of the car xD that whole thing is ridiculous!
@noxvok4832
@noxvok4832 9 жыл бұрын
Those riot cops look like they thought it was a pov camera or something XD 6:38 Is...is that a video game? -They glance around and at each other- Who here knows what video games look like now?
@leonb5182
@leonb5182 6 жыл бұрын
That last one was hillarious
@bushidobrown1209
@bushidobrown1209 4 жыл бұрын
The ducks were protesting. They want their land back.
@00LucasAshBrainz00
@00LucasAshBrainz00 8 жыл бұрын
Hey look it's kootra
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