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@rs4619 4 жыл бұрын
I just love Jeff Allen. His jokes are so good and the best part is that they are all clean jokes. Nothing vulgar or over the top, just pure, witty jokes.
@rs4619 3 жыл бұрын
Larry...where is your sense of humor or do you have one.
@47hammer 3 жыл бұрын
To let you know Jeff Allen is a CHRISTAN man. Good Humor Clean.
@sunshinemishasmommy5352 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah,he is great 😊 I started watching Dry Bar Comedy because I don't like the crude and rude comedy anymore,it's just not funny to me..I haven't watched Jeff Allen's stuff on there but I will now that I know he's on there..IMO any fool can get up on stage and be crude and say the f-word thousands of times and try to be funny,but it takes REAL talent to get up on stage and be like this guy and still be funny without any kind of foul language or crude remarks
@younggrasshopper3531 2 жыл бұрын
Gosh his testimony is amazing too
@rosarygifford2683 2 жыл бұрын
What was wrong with this audience? Hardly a chuckle and I'm rolling on the floor!
@MrWamoore 4 жыл бұрын
I think this guy is great, and you don't have to worry who hears him.
@sunshinemishasmommy5352 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah,I like comedians like him..I used to watch people like Dave Chappelle,Katt Williams,people like that who are crude and rude and they say the f-word several times..I don't like that kind of stuff anymore,it's not funny..I watch Dry Bar Comedy,and the comedians on there are HILARIOUS..I think that it takes REAL talent to be hilarious and not curse or be crude..people like this guy everyone can watch 😊
@rebeccahenley1344 Жыл бұрын
Yes, I love DryBar Comedians.
@bumclown7 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff Allen is one of two Christian comedians that actually makes me laugh out loud.
@aaronmcclure1 3 жыл бұрын
Who's the other one? Just for my info.
@alicialawrence6872 3 жыл бұрын
@@aaronmcclure1 Michael Jr.
@mackfarlainethebarenakedau5113 3 жыл бұрын
I love Tim Hawkins too.
@texasray7301 3 жыл бұрын
Have you seen Chonda Pierce? She is great.
@bumclown7 3 жыл бұрын
@@texasray7301 i have. Did you know her recordings have sold more copies than any other female comedian in the world? Much respect!
@sarameiragootblatt1819 3 жыл бұрын
Hes a legend. I’m glad Huckabee is giving him a shot.
@eileenmcdonald1599 3 жыл бұрын
Shot for what? Jeff has been on many shows. Done many performances on dry bar comedy
@denischabriddell986 3 жыл бұрын
@@eileenmcdonald1599 he's been around for years.
@ElderlyIron 3 жыл бұрын
Talk about a tough crowd. He did great, but the audience bombed.
@ricardorojas5045 3 жыл бұрын
These jokes the 50+ DON'T like as it reminds them of (OUT OF SHAPE) themselves. maybe if he dogged on Millennials like Brad Upton does, they might laugh more.
@anthonyhurley5076 3 жыл бұрын
He's at a studio. Probably limited seating capacity due to covid.
@blindfreddy 3 жыл бұрын
Some of the gags were from an earlier special on Dry Bar so the audience may have already heard them before.
@PixieDust-eq6kc 4 жыл бұрын
I watched Jeff Allen's testimony! It is really great. God didn't just save him, but also saved his marriage and family. Btw, I love kale and kale chips. 😉
@nancyhowell4505 2 жыл бұрын
I listened to his testimony today. I've never heard such a powerful one! Moved me deeply the strength of it. A privilege to hear his example and how well everything has turned out for all of them. 🙏👏♥️
@PixieDust-eq6kc 2 жыл бұрын
@@nancyhowell4505 Yes! God is so so good!
@nancyhowell4505 2 жыл бұрын
@@PixieDust-eq6kc Amen!
@gr82bcrazy1 3 жыл бұрын
I love Jeff Allen's comedy. Clean and funny.
@dontneedtoknow5836 3 жыл бұрын
Not exactly clean. The language is clean the enuendos however are too mature for most to catch.
@carlaaustin7223 4 жыл бұрын
He's so hilarious. I enjoy his humor.
@jeffallen2539 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today ❤️❤️
@vickiwilliamson1420 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Allen has been one of my most favorite comedians for years. He ranks up there with Tim Hawkins and Mark Lowry.
@NR-nf1il 4 жыл бұрын
I love Tim Hawkins also
@jeffallen2539 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today ❤️❤️
@GeorgeD1965 3 жыл бұрын
The guy in the back in the band doubled over laughing
@BrianThorstad 3 жыл бұрын
seekr34 yea, I enjoyed that too.
@aaronmcclure1 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah hilarious!!
@MrsZen1 3 жыл бұрын
I like this guy. He doesn't have to be dirty or vulgar.
@cynthiasingor7494 3 жыл бұрын
Really enjoy him ! A real life comedian without any cringe moments Fun happy positive 😊
@JoeZyzyx 3 жыл бұрын
Kale is what God made first, then tasted it, and replaced it with Lettuce.
@jeffallen2539 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today ❤️❤️❤️
@stevenwiederholt7000 3 жыл бұрын
I'm 72. The ONLY time I move fast (ie exercise) is when I'm headed to the meditation room. Which happens WAAAAAYYYY to often...generally after i go to bed. For you youngsters, ya know how you go to bed, sleep all night, get up in the morning and"take care of business? Treasure That In You Book Of Memories!
@jenniferv618 3 жыл бұрын
I wish he'd make new material. Every video I've seen from 7+ years has the _exact_ jokes from him. We need updated skits!!
@museumjunkie9317 2 жыл бұрын
I have watched my favorite musicians play the same songs at concerts for years. Why can't he tell the funny jokes again.
@spittingmoths 3 жыл бұрын
Wife sounds equally as hilarious
@jeffallen2539 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today ❤️
@sillywamosir 3 жыл бұрын
I've heard these jokes of his a couple of times yet I still laughed.. plus he's dressed like Bones McCoy from Star Trek LOL.
@dieu.famille.pays. 3 жыл бұрын
He’s hilarious 😂
@jonibass86 3 жыл бұрын
He is so funny!!! I laughed until I cried! I needed that!! Thank you!
@jeffallen2539 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today beautiful ❤️❤️❤️
@francisdbrooksjr5025 3 жыл бұрын
Cannot stop laughing....wow clean humor, and it is truly funny!
@e.j.grandmaison8563 3 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield. You almost hear him utter, "no respect", especially after the Fitbit stuff. He's an updated version!
@mrskay0925 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite comedians! Consummate professional funny man! 🤣😁😆👍🏽
@audraelynnegrimmelhaussen8808 3 жыл бұрын
"You just have to poison me and I'd get a meal out of it." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Dean0lson 3 жыл бұрын
My wife and I were in Chattanooga in June walking around the Chattanooga Choo Choo and just happened to notice he was at the Comedy Catch. We bought tickets, walked in, and had a fantastic time. Thanks for providing a great date night, Jeff Allen!
@vben2976 4 жыл бұрын
Put should have put his Fitbit on his dog collar. lol
@kerrycantwell7737 3 жыл бұрын
Good one.
@lvgirl9405 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you just need to laugh. Thanks.
@jeffallen2539 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today ❤️❤️❤️
@cottonclarksa 3 жыл бұрын
An incredibly funny person. Thank you, Jeff!
@freeamericausa1 4 жыл бұрын
As usual. Jeff was terrific. Have seen just about all of his Vids, can't get enough of his amazing, clean comedy for everyone. Thanks Gov. Keep bringing him back.
@aaronmcclure1 3 жыл бұрын
Love Jeff Allen! And Mike Huckabee! Fellow Arkansan!
@donnaaranda5970 3 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious. I first saw him on drybar comedy
@jeffallen2539 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today ❤️❤️
@henrycarlson7514 3 жыл бұрын
Thank You
@pantarkan7 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't hear a single fbomb... how's that even work in contemporary comedy? Oh, and he was FUNNY, too... is that even allowed now?
@eileenmcdonald1599 3 жыл бұрын
Look up dry bar.. all if the comedians are family friendly .
@ottotater2787 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe people are worried about words these days I can't believe anybody is more worried about the word itself than the context. Of all the words in the world the f word was created specifically to be family-friendly found under carnal knowledge is the way to explain the people are caught screwing. The f word is made for children and old ladies and nuns but now people are offended by family friendly because people don't know why anything is they just heard somebody got offended by something once and they feel that they should as well
@MrsGreen_Apple 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff, I loved your humor😂 on this show so much, I had to search and watch your special. You are awesome! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Keep Up the good work👍
@jeffallen2539 3 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate all your support and encouragement towards me , I'm very grateful to have you as a fan , feel free to drop a message on my email .........Jeffallenofficial309@gmail.com
@jeffallen2539 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today ❤️❤️
@sharwil8530 2 жыл бұрын
@@jeffallen2539 u made my night Jeff my broken shoulder even stopped hurting. God bless u and tammy.
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jeff for keepin your comedy clean. It's tough I know especially in today's atmosphere. I'm amazed at the low brow humor that people resort to because they are poor comedians and have to cuss up a storm to get a reaction out of their audience.
@maryj7423 3 жыл бұрын
He's so awesome!!! Tough crowd though
@ajcarr1965 3 жыл бұрын
"That makes you a moron, and we consider that a pre-existing condition..." 🤣🤣🤣
@MarthaGonzalez-jm3vn 4 жыл бұрын
He should hire someone to wear his fitbit.
@mikelatta484 3 жыл бұрын
Put it on your dogs collar.
@chuckhembree6101 3 жыл бұрын
No, tie it to a dogs collar.lol
@JaneDoe-ci3gj 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikelatta484 great tip🤣
@rosamaldonado-albino9221 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jeffallen2539 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today ❤️❤️❤️
@gingergrant7297 3 жыл бұрын
My new favorite comedian!
@thomaswhite935 3 жыл бұрын
I love this guy!
@kenknutson1598 4 жыл бұрын
Try thousand island dressing on the kale chips. You’ll hardly notice the kale.
@NR-nf1il 4 жыл бұрын
Get the baby kale and put it in a smoothie and you won't notice it either.
@kenknutson1598 4 жыл бұрын
N R orange juice and banana help cover the taste.
@malcolmmeer9761 3 жыл бұрын
Bleu cheese
@malcolmmeer9761 3 жыл бұрын
@@kenknutson1598 maybe with either vodka or rum
@negativeindustrial 3 жыл бұрын
@@malcolmmeer9761 Still healthy.
@queenj.8i895 Жыл бұрын
Wish he had a much better audience here, he’s really, really funny!!! Love him! Love his testimony too!! Amazing. God bless him & his family & career & all of us seeking truth! 🦋
@UncleNath 3 жыл бұрын
This is great. Love these comedians.
@aldonapolitano5979 3 жыл бұрын
I love Jeff Allen, and Mike, you should probably be our POTUS in 2024.
@llaevigrof 3 жыл бұрын
This is AWESOME! lOVE IT! Thank you!
@chieflan5 3 жыл бұрын
My wife’s name is Tammy. We’ve been married 26 years and I think we are married to the same woman.
@meekthegreek1623 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂LOVED it..so funny! Loved watching musician's response too! Bonus.
@gaylefynaut562 4 жыл бұрын
I needed this laugh today
@BKPrice 4 жыл бұрын
I'll tell you what's more of a sign from God that you shouldn't ski: falling down several times on the rope tow up to the bunny hill. That's when I knew the skiing life wasn't for me.
@JoeZyzyx 3 жыл бұрын
Being from Florida, I took one look, saw only snow, wrong kinda water, never went back.
@michaelryan251 3 жыл бұрын
We all need more laughs during this time.🤣
@dennismackey1414 2 жыл бұрын
I love this dude!! Catch his sets on the DRYBAR channel on KZfaq!!! Cat is stinkin HILLARIOUS!!!❤️❤️🤙🤙🤣🤣🤣
@1whowasNEVERhere 3 жыл бұрын
The "1 of you will betray me" joke 🤣
@Icanonlyimagn7891 7 ай бұрын
Love Jeff! 🔥🔥
@deborahadcock978 3 жыл бұрын
Love him!!A great comedian!!
@rockthomas8979 3 жыл бұрын
Good guy,funny without being vulgar
@jz5425 3 жыл бұрын
Great comic !
@DavidPimentel 3 жыл бұрын
Since my wife and I are a few years younger, I assume that my wife is an early clone of Jeff's. The similarities are astounding.
@michaelsorrentino7409 3 жыл бұрын
Deadass crowd !!!!
@eileenmcdonald1599 3 жыл бұрын
There is no audience. Pandemic is still on. Did you pay attention to his opening comments? And did you notice the social distancing? The only people in the room besides Jeff and mike were the staff
@lyndadoerner5341 3 жыл бұрын
This audience is not very responsive. All these jokes I have heard already, but they are still funny when the audience is not so dry.
@eileenmcdonald1599 3 жыл бұрын
No audience.. just show staff. It's still pandemic time
@lyndadoerner5341 3 жыл бұрын
Eileen McDonald Well then, the show staff need to lighten up!☺️
@aaronmcclure1 3 жыл бұрын
I think you just couldn't hear the laughter. Huckabee and the band were rolling!
@lyndadoerner5341 3 жыл бұрын
@Keith Koenig I clearly meant his immediate audience during the taping🙄
@jeffallen2539 3 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate all your support and encouragement towards me , I'm very grateful to have you as a fan , feel free to drop a message on my email .........Jeffallenofficial309@gmail.com
@lenakay6952 2 жыл бұрын
In 2021 nothing seems funny, can’t blame him. ButJeff, I challenge you to share your experience w/wife during lockdown. We all do need to laugh again.
@ravens6286 4 жыл бұрын
A cheat day...& let's run for rice 'cake'! I don't think so.
@kathieruiz5157 3 жыл бұрын
Funny guy!
@regg32457 3 жыл бұрын
I seen jeff before in Nashville. Funny stuff!
@RayrifiedAire 3 жыл бұрын
It's really hard to discern who's more popular him or Tammy... 🤣
@CaptainMir 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite animal Jeff
@johnglover5071 4 жыл бұрын
Good stuff
@michaeljestice4234 3 жыл бұрын
He should come on my job. I get 20,000 steps in day
@Gator-fromOZ 3 жыл бұрын
THANKS MIKE, HAVE HIM BACK AGAIN😂😂😂🤣😂😂😅 MAYBE, Have a “HUCKS COMEDY SPECIAL” some day & have him & Chonda Pierce taking turns😂🤣❗️
@julianbigelow2794 3 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why none of them were wearing masks, then I realized they were already standing six feet apart.
@JoeZyzyx 3 жыл бұрын
Kale, Cilantro, and Arugala are at the top of my "DO NOT EAT" list. Fresh spinach runs close behind those.
@26shar 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@jeffallen2539 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today ❤️❤️❤️
@michaeleberry8663 3 жыл бұрын
HE'Z HILARIOUS ADORABLE GRINZ YEP!!! BRUTAL HONESTY ALWAYS!!! GRINZ YEP 😂😆!!!
@GeorgeD1965 3 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing Huckabee on 2 or 3 Dean Martin's Roasts
@cathy1523 3 жыл бұрын
My husband told people I was feeding him Styrofoam ( ricecakes) and water when I put him on a diet.
@jeffallen2539 3 жыл бұрын
Hey beautiful ❤️❤️❤️🥰
@jenniferv618 3 жыл бұрын
The couples pounds on the forehead joke reminds me of Tammy Slaton 🤣🤣 if you don't know her, look her up! She literally has a fatty pouch on her forehead because her body can't store anymore. She even admitted it!
@JaneDoe-ci3gj 3 жыл бұрын
Loved it! Your wife wants to keep you alive though fit bit us a bit controlling! That birthday gift though, ouch! I like dancing maybe that something your wife and you could do?! One of you will betray me.. Exercising and eating healthy is important. My dad died from heart problems which he struggled with for years. He was overweight and did not exercise. The problem is finding the motivation and the incentive!
@jeffallen2539 3 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate all your support and encouragement towards me , I'm very grateful to have you as a fan , feel free to drop a message on my email .........Jeffallenofficial309@gmail.com
@cdeanneeckles 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jeffallen2539 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today ❤️❤️
@mike54996 3 жыл бұрын
He looks just like my doctor that retired recently.
@hettydriessen2782 3 жыл бұрын
Kale chips baked in oven with salt and garlic. Yummy
@rachelthomas180 3 жыл бұрын
Cook the kale rolled in olive oil..... and Balcome grease with diced up fried bacon! Lol! Then you can eat it
@jeffallen2539 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing 😘😘🥰🥰❤️😘😘🥰😍
@gregorysims0077 3 жыл бұрын
So funny
@terristroh3965 3 жыл бұрын
This guy totally bombed....wrong venue
@ericnicolaisen7284 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@tomfrazier1103 3 жыл бұрын
Rice cakes appeared in California in the 1980s. I never tried one until the 2000s, I knew already about styrofoam's existence.
@tannercook8095 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@pearlnova8891 3 жыл бұрын
🤣❤😂
@jeffallen2539 3 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate all your support and encouragement towards me , I'm very grateful to have you as a fan , feel free to drop a message on my email .........Jeffallenofficial309@gmail.com
@jeffallen2539 3 жыл бұрын
How are you doing today ❤️❤️❤️
@charlestravis9798 3 жыл бұрын
Kale is rotten lawnmower clippings
@eileenmcdonald1599 3 жыл бұрын
Worse
@JC-DC 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone know if he Is he related to Tim Allen? They look similar.
@ericbeattie761 3 жыл бұрын
Put the Fitbit on a dog
@eldeguello1 3 жыл бұрын
Rice cakes are styrofoam.
@matthewcarlon4596 2 жыл бұрын
Boy is this a tough crowd or what??? It's comedy folks, you can and are allowed to laugh etc. GEESH, we are in trouble with this generation, especially if they don't know when it's ok to laugh or not for fear of hurting someone's feelings or getting sued, etc.
@leebackus9875 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed harder during a root canal
@JoeZyzyx 3 жыл бұрын
that's laughing gas, it does that to you.
@jasonroman77723 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff this message is for you. Go to Wal-Mart buy focus factor. Over the counter. Cure for (ADD).
@johnmulder2325 4 жыл бұрын
Try kail, hamburger and mashed potato mixed together my dad used to make it frequently he called it mouse.
@johnmulder2325 3 жыл бұрын
@Russell Gerdes yep wasn't bad when it's all there was at the time.
@julianbigelow2794 3 жыл бұрын
4:55 Weight on your belly isn't in your way? If you have too much tummy fat, it can make it difficult to bend over and can cause unbearable back aches. To address his point about butt fat, too much fat in your behind can make it tough to find pants that fit.
@austinpatrick2682 3 жыл бұрын
What was there like five people there?
@eileenmcdonald1599 3 жыл бұрын
No audience. It's just the show staff. It's still pandemic rules.
@austinpatrick2682 3 жыл бұрын
@@eileenmcdonald1599 ohhhhh. Thanks I didn't know 👍
@erglelergle8476 3 жыл бұрын
Was the audience even in the room?
@carolpaventi1285 3 жыл бұрын
🇺🇸❗
@jeffallen2539 3 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate all your support and encouragement towards me , I'm very grateful to have you as a fan , feel free to drop a message on my email .........Jeffallenofficial309@gmail.com
@eldeguello1 3 жыл бұрын
They just told me, at the hospital, that I'm gonna die. Well , it was more like they were HOPING i would die, soon. j.
@1m2rich 2 жыл бұрын
Just walking thru the big airports is exercise. You look good for your age. Most men your age look pregnant. Don lop over the belt disease.
@museumjunkie9317 2 жыл бұрын
What a lame crowd at Huckabee's. They never laugh. Jeff is hilarious. Laugh People Laugh
@murielleleblanc1231 4 жыл бұрын
A good war inside the USA would solve the problem.
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