"I don't know too much about women, but I do know a lot about dog penises." -Daniel O'Brien
@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet9 жыл бұрын
+John Eisenmann we should go to his amazon page and leave that as a review.
@danielgreen63028 жыл бұрын
+John Eisenmann I still cannot stop laughing
@peteard50898 жыл бұрын
7:21 that's the good part.
@dr.fancypants58678 жыл бұрын
+John Eisenmann Can someone please get on printing that out and framing it? It belongs in a fine art museum.
@alainaremillard44718 жыл бұрын
+daniel green Me too!
@OliverHatched8 жыл бұрын
"You're weird at sex and you should know that forever. Welcome to high school."
@Dino239688 жыл бұрын
Also,wouldn't screwing a werewolf count as beastiality?
@OliverHatched8 жыл бұрын
Only cool preppy kids do bestiality, duh! :D
@gypsyking89198 жыл бұрын
I need this on a shirt
@deepakrathore1377 жыл бұрын
+Sarah Acree (Sarah Acorn) ys hy
@DanteYewToob7 жыл бұрын
It isn't highschool if at least one person doesn't say this to you ;D The good old, very weird days..
@jordanetherington19229 жыл бұрын
Dan forgot the most significant health risk to using honey as lube. The constant risk of bears smelling it and attacking your junk!
@The_Keh279 жыл бұрын
Jordan Etherington Plus, Pooh stuck in the woman's vagina. How many times has he gotten his head trapped in an actual honey pot?
@Studeb9 жыл бұрын
Jordan Etherington Unless of course the woman is having her period, which will attract bears anyway, and she uses honey to attract bees to scare the bears away.
@phukgugle48809 жыл бұрын
Studeb prove him wrong guys. Yea thats right you CAN'T.
@Gardow9 жыл бұрын
phuk gugle There have been studies since the 80's proving him wrong, we shouldn't have to any more. Polar bears are the exception in this, not the rule.
@nkmason82849 жыл бұрын
Bear's smell menstruation, add that with honey and you got double trouble
@MsStormcrow8 жыл бұрын
I'm glad he mentioned the yeast infection thing. That always bugs me in sex scenes where certain foods are used. Just gross, not sexy.
@MsStormcrow8 жыл бұрын
Oh & pretty sure it's Salma's butt.... I think.
@colewood32978 жыл бұрын
+Lori Burnip That is definitely not a man's butt so I think you're right.
@ursidae978 жыл бұрын
+Marcus Jones Bandaras might just have a ladys ass. u never know
@MamaMOB8 жыл бұрын
YES!!! Don't put food in your vagina. That's not where it belongs.
@Dino239688 жыл бұрын
Also,wouldn't screwing a werewolf count as beastiality?
@agentwashingtub91679 жыл бұрын
It was Dan's butt.
@TakeThisification9 жыл бұрын
AgentWashingtub It was -Dan's- Soren's butt.
@krneel1289 жыл бұрын
TakeThisification It was -Dan's- -Soren's- my butt. Don't you ever forget it.
@SupraViperhead9 жыл бұрын
krneel128 There was no butt, just an owl crossed with a bungee cord.
@TheRealReaziN9 жыл бұрын
SupraViperhead That means it's the butt of a great magician who likes the ladies, and the ladies like-a him, too.
@agentwashingtub91679 жыл бұрын
SupraViperhead Yes, but I choose to believe there is no butt.
@CrimsonAcesChannel9 жыл бұрын
Right behind After Hours, this is my favourite Cracked show.
@CrimsonAcesChannel9 жыл бұрын
***** O'Brian for chief of Cracked.....wait.
@Maazzzo9 жыл бұрын
Crimson Ace Lately I've been enjoying this one more than AH. But I agree, they're the best. Dispatches from Space is a great short, tho.
@alostlonewolf9 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@phuckhugh26989 жыл бұрын
Crimson Ace Monster's Ball with Halle Berry was a hilarious sex scene. Frist she lost her son so she is sad and Billy Bob Thorton plays a racist who has sex with her as she cries and shouts make me feel good make me feel good. And its a very graphic and unintentionally hilarious sex scene. They even made fun of it on American Dad.
@Chimera15919 жыл бұрын
The one hosted by Jack O'Brien is better...are Dan and Jack brothers?
@iamayzil81059 жыл бұрын
I fear Dan's knowledge on what happens if you use honey for lube was gained first hand.
@vandersnoff9 жыл бұрын
Jason Boyd so he got the honey lube knowledge the same way he got the wolf boner knowledge then. in fact he probably got both pieces of knowledge at the same time
@SamuraiBatgirl9 жыл бұрын
vandersnoff NO. WHY. NO.
@elSimpo889 жыл бұрын
Jason Boyd Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.
@jfrsnjhnsn8 жыл бұрын
+William DiDucca I'll bet he felt better afterward after he stopped screaming in terror
@thinman258 жыл бұрын
"Oh no my BOOONER!" -Daniel "D.O.B" O'Brien, June 24th, 2015
@armorers_wrench8 жыл бұрын
+ADDMcGee25 That made me laugh so fucking hard for a solid 30 minutes. The way he says it, fucking priceless.
@MaxflaxBeeblebrax8 жыл бұрын
+ADDMcGee25 Dan's had a lot of time to work on that delivery, reaching back to Agents of Cracked in the body-switching episode.
@aaronsmith10234 жыл бұрын
I'm still fucking laughing about that 😂😂😂
@Taniseth9 жыл бұрын
So the Coppola Dracula movie did take quite a few liberties from the original Dracula story written by Bram Stoker, however, it is still the closest adaptation of that book ever made to date. And that sex scene pretty much happens the way it happened in the book, baby and all. In the book, Johnathan Harker was explicitly told by Dracula, not to fall asleep anywhere in the castle other than his bedroom, and that he couldn't guaranty his safety if he broke this rule. Well he does, because being a contract lawyer is really dull, and he falls asleep in the library. When the vampiresses appear he assumes that he's dreaming, partly due to the surrealness of it, but also because he can't move. He also explains that he was uncontrollably aroused, and also disgusted with himself for having these feelings that betray his wife Mina. Then Dracula shows up, scolds them, gives them a baby to eat, and sends them away with an ominous remark that they can have Harker after he has what he needs from him. (He's essentially buying up property in London so he can move there and take over the world) Most of the big differences between the movie and book happen when Dracula gets to London, where the movie depicts Dracula elaborately romancing Mina away from Johnathan. Which pretty much never happened. But I can see why Coppola would do that, because Dracula as a character pretty much doesn't exist for the second two thirds of the book. It's all told from the POV of the characters hunting him but rarely interacting with him. But that sex scene... is totally legit.
@baslack9 жыл бұрын
Taniseth Exactly what I was about to post. Thank you.
@YolandaAnneBrown957269 жыл бұрын
Taniseth You said it perfectly. Coppola's version is pretty much the closest film adaptation of Stoker's novel. Keanu is one of the weakest links in the film with that British//Surfer Dude accent of his.
@vincentvangogodancer9 жыл бұрын
Taniseth It may be totally legit, but it's totally weird as well.
@dwsparks19 жыл бұрын
+Taniseth And the brunette is Monica Bellucci.
@SupernalOne9 жыл бұрын
+Taniseth I always liked Langella as Dracula - he was the Disco King, the dangerous irresistable lover, the sensuous vampire - and the scene where Van Helsing has to kill his daughter Mina in the old mine was grievously terrible - but everyone has their favorite
@GregPivo879 жыл бұрын
Spurs Will Always Invigorate My Butt.
@Tuning34349 жыл бұрын
Greg D Damned Michael!
@needthistool9 жыл бұрын
Greg D I mean, if spurs work on horse butts to invigorate them, why wouldn't they work on people?
@Carloszavalalol3 жыл бұрын
Sppppppurr
@GrixieKong8 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna bite that dick." "You better not!"
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated8 жыл бұрын
It was your butt, Daniel. We know you just edited that in there, you're not fooling anyone.
@peytonlong20009 жыл бұрын
Where's the room, that sex scene was hilarious.
@davidtaylor1429 жыл бұрын
That might have been intentional though
@DistractionDonkey9 жыл бұрын
david taylor not really, i saw some interviews...it's meant to be a serious character-driven drama.
@FatDave21129 жыл бұрын
Peyton Long Hilarious? It was downright painful to watch!
@justinnyugen70159 жыл бұрын
Peyton Long I feel like The Room is too easy. It'd be on every "Unintentionally Hilarious Scene" list, including Sports, Small Talk, and Suicide
@Chris_Meade9 жыл бұрын
Oh hi Peyton!
@daver51208 жыл бұрын
Babies can really stretch the frugal vampires' food dollar.
@squamish42448 жыл бұрын
+Dave R Babies taste best!
@tooley69696 жыл бұрын
Dave R mix them with a nice bordelaise some coriander and garlic and fun for the whole family...except the baby.
@shas18828 жыл бұрын
My question is, during the sex orgy/rave, where are all the children, and I don't know, people over 30? Were they all suddenly put on guard Duty, and thrown out into the wilderness? thanks Daniel. I never noticed that before.
@joshyoung14402 жыл бұрын
Where do they normally go on parental date nights? Anybody with kids just had the grandparents stay home and watch the kids, of course
@Blade6589 жыл бұрын
I am actually a 19 year old college student and can confirm 100% that you sometimes get yeast infections.
@espurious9 жыл бұрын
Micah Welsch Stop using honey then.
@HiddenDragon5559 жыл бұрын
Micah Welsch Why didn't you stop using honey after the first time someone go a yeast infection?
@antoniomiller73239 жыл бұрын
Micah Welsch 60% of the time it gives you infection all the time.
@NYCentralSpotter10709 жыл бұрын
+Antonio Miller It's made with bits of real honey, so you know it's good.
@TheSuicidalGiraffe8 жыл бұрын
+Micah Welsch ... *vomits* "THE MORE YOU KNOW"
@creepitsurreal8 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised the weird pool sex scene from Showgirls isn't on this list. She seriously almost drowns herself??
@thatboooiiiiyo8 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious
@writingtotortureyou7 жыл бұрын
Yeah the guy pours most of a bottle of champagne on her head and into the pool which you know had to fuck up the PH on the water
@mabusestestament7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but Showgirls is meant to be weird, silly and campy.
@creepitsurreal7 жыл бұрын
mabusestestament No, I really don't think it is...
@robodragonn95068 жыл бұрын
Honey may make a terrible lube, but coconut oil does work as an edible lube. Obviously, don't use it if you or any of the other people involved in sexy times are allergic to coconut, and don't use it with latex condoms because coconut oil is oil and will cause the latex to deteriorate. You can use it with polyisoprene condoms, though. Also, you should probably double check this information before you use coconut oil as lube because to you I'm just some person on the internet and you have no way of being sure that I know what I'm talking about.
@theoverlylongusername39668 жыл бұрын
+Marcus Jones WHOA
@MamaMOB8 жыл бұрын
What does coconut oil have to do with honey? They are two incredibly different things.
@garfreeek8 жыл бұрын
Both things you could smear on your body and eat....
@MamaMOB8 жыл бұрын
garfreeek that is true.
@Dino239688 жыл бұрын
Also,wouldn't screwing a werewolf count as beastiality?
@kscott10018 жыл бұрын
please keep making these- you have some of the best videos on youtube!
@agentwashingtub91677 жыл бұрын
Personally, I'd like him to finally make the scrotum episode.
@Maerahn8 жыл бұрын
You really need to include the sex scene from 'Damage,' where Jeremy Irons is holding Juliette Binoche by the ears and banging her head on the floor in time to the bonking. The entire movie theatre I was in burst out laughing at that one when I went to see it with my husband!
@summercocca59327 жыл бұрын
"These candles are going to burn the dorm to the ground." I almost died laughing. My first night at college the girl in the room above mine at the dorm had her boyfriend over and they lit a bunch of candles. They left the room afterward and forgot to blow all of them out. Add in an open window and you can guess what happened. Ahhhhh, memories!
@yokab9 жыл бұрын
God I swear I am subscribed to here just because of Daniel - please never stop doing this
@YeeSoest8 жыл бұрын
"Look forward to that episode coming in...never!" So simple, so good!
@aylapantswb9 жыл бұрын
So many hilarious lines in this one! Also, I would really appreciate seeing Dan break down the similarities between 9 & a Half weeks and 50 Shades of Gray. Sure, it means he'd have to watch 50 Shades, but sometimes sacrifices must be made!
@KaylaTalksBooks8 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, I've seen 9 1/2 Weeks so many times and I didn't know that scene was implying they used honey for lube. I can't unlearn this.
@jeffreyriley87428 жыл бұрын
There's one rule of sex and food. Do NOT mix sex and food.
UnderGrowth He didn't always look like a baseball mitt.
@buickmackane6309 жыл бұрын
No
@JacStance9 жыл бұрын
TakeThisification I always confuse young Mickey Rourke with young Bruce Willis.
@mollyhutton97469 жыл бұрын
"Let's have him take a bite out of an apple so he looks like more of an asshole." Ding! Considering the recent collaboration between Cracked and Cinemasins, this was all I could think of.
@thepopeofatheism9 жыл бұрын
I always enjoy Dan's take on things. Any things, really. And his commentary is always enjoyably awkward.
@thickmclargehuge44489 жыл бұрын
the post script Teen Wolf Sex Scene comment had me in stiches . "You're weird at sex and you should know that forever. Welcome to High School. "
@GrandmaSweater8 жыл бұрын
My crush on Dan knows no bounds.
@EW_CP8 жыл бұрын
haha same
@SalahEddineH3 жыл бұрын
Same.
@Detson4049 жыл бұрын
For those curious about the use of spurs in intimate activities, but who sadly do not live in 19th century Mexico, I suggest checking your local adult toy store for something called a "wartenberg wheel." It's essentially a spur with a handle. It has legitimate medical uses, but you also see them used as sex toys.
@SirDistic10 ай бұрын
They are also VERY sharp. Do NOT push hard when using it.
@RealSoLucien7 ай бұрын
Also used to produce even stitching holes in leather
@BeccaLovesSRK8 жыл бұрын
how does he know what fingers taste like after playing guitar? I mean, he's exactly right, but I'm just really surprised that he knows that.
@amasplay22877 жыл бұрын
royalparadigm so funny! I learned the hard way how nasty it is- now I make my husband wash his hands before he comes near me- he plays nonstop.
@justusbraz3 жыл бұрын
Five years late, but I just wanted to tell Daniel his “The Mote in God’s Eye” reference was truly appreciated.
@averybrown79107 жыл бұрын
Dan is so cute. I'm not even gay I just want to turn him into a puppy and snuggle with him.
@hallowach500sl67 жыл бұрын
Nite Hawk he sure is cuddly material, I agree. So cute.....
@RichardLopez-wb9vf7 жыл бұрын
Nite Hawk yea youre a little gay
@nyiramachabelli7 жыл бұрын
That's half the reason I watch these videos. I just want him to cuddle me and call me "honey."
@DanielaSerodio9 жыл бұрын
Dude, how is Watchmen not on this list?
@BrowncoatByNight9 жыл бұрын
Daniela Serodio More awkward than hilarious but a good shout.
@EinDose9 жыл бұрын
Andrew Hanley It's also sort of intended to be that way. Like, that's intended to not be sexy, mind-blowing sex.
@DanielaSerodio9 жыл бұрын
All I know was that it was the worst.
@agent42q9 жыл бұрын
Daniela Serodio who fucks the watchmen?
@TheSMLIFfilms9 жыл бұрын
It was awkward as fuck but I guess it was supposed to be with two impotent sex crazed superheroes.
@pacificostudios3 жыл бұрын
I love how you incorporated your credits into "9-1/2 Weeks." Well done you!
@ep76729 жыл бұрын
"...and on the gripping hand..." Nice reference, sir!
@FindThePattern8 жыл бұрын
The ultra-rare sighting of "on the gripping hand" in the wild. Bravo!
@RevPirateDan8 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many people caught that. I had to rewind to make sure I didn't imagine it.
@richardfarrer56168 жыл бұрын
Definitely worth a like.
@SweetLilWren7 жыл бұрын
Daniel, I super love your videos, everything you do on this channel. Your mannerisms, your voice, just the way you break things down. I enjoy everything you do please never stop making videos, I love you. Amen
@JoeriU7 ай бұрын
I miss him too, but I found out that he's a writer for Last Week Tonight now, when they used a photo of him, which I thought was a stock photo at first, until I saw his name pop up in the credits!
@Forceprincess9 жыл бұрын
It was the anonymous butt of a movie stunt model. They didn't zoom the camera out because that person looks nothing like Selma Hayek...probably...
@TheKyllax9 жыл бұрын
"And you can do dirty underground subway toilet orgy." LOL, I lost it.
@Celedhros8 жыл бұрын
"on the gripping hand" Niven reference FTW!
@Shairisgarcia8 жыл бұрын
the dracula scene was in the book. baby included and all
@nishanthsurendran77218 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@PenniDeadful8 жыл бұрын
See, this is why I refuse to watch that movie/read that book.
@Shairisgarcia8 жыл бұрын
popodono that book was my LIFEEE though! read it omg it was the one book in my ap english lit class that was really easy to read. it kept me on my toes the whole time! 10/10 would recommend.
@robinkrauter56337 жыл бұрын
That scene was ABSOLUTELY different in the book.
@Shairisgarcia7 жыл бұрын
"‘Are we to have nothing tonight?’ said one of them, with a low laugh, as she pointed to the bag which he had thrown upon the floor, and which moved as though there were some living thing within it. For answer he nodded his head. One of the women jumped forward and opened it. If my ears did not deceive me there was a gasp and a low wail, as of a half smothered child. The women closed round, whilst I was aghast with horror. But as I looked, they disappeared, and with them the dreadful bag. There was no door near them, 58 Dracula and they could not have passed me without my noticing. They simply seemed to fade into the rays of the moonlight and pass out through the window, for I could see outside the dim, shadowy forms for a moment before they entirely faded away. Then the horror overcame me, and I sank down unconscious." - CHAPTER 3, BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA -- www.planetebook.com/ebooks/Dracula.pdf
@alicbitney86349 жыл бұрын
Lol I feel like most of this video is just "hi I'm Dan and sex is weird" I love it!
@xaviermcgettigan89689 жыл бұрын
I knew I loved Dan, after my first After Hours episode last week, but hearing it called "Yakety Sax" and not "The Benny Hill Theme" made me so happy. Take me now, Dan, take me now! ...I might need professional help.
@JonesyMcDanes9 жыл бұрын
The director's butt got spurred, it was a very hidden cammio.(me nor spell check know how to spell camio)
@kitsunekyubino93459 жыл бұрын
JonesyMcDanes it's cameo
@lucasffarnham9 жыл бұрын
Roberta Tallienne camel toe*
@pablofawkes28419 жыл бұрын
Lucas Farnham I'm pretty sure it is camel toe.
@evanbohn9 жыл бұрын
Lucas Farnham you're thinking of missile toe
@pablofawkes28419 жыл бұрын
Evan Bohn mistletoe.
@ksad968 жыл бұрын
Daniel. Why exactly *do* you know so much about canine genitals? I know why *I* know about them, but I can't help but wonder if it's the same reason you do, lmao.
@hollamonm9 жыл бұрын
I actually busted out laughing during the bit about honey and lube... I could not stop laughing.
@davidortiz87057 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever got sap on your hand & tried to get it off its f*cking impossible. .....next day at work when your coworkers smell you they're going to think you f*cked a box of Golden Grahams." Man this sh*t was beyond funny.
@averilj147 жыл бұрын
"I know 19 year old college students watch this..." you're right Daniel we do
@emmamary259 жыл бұрын
Dan.. Thanks for always putting my heart thoughts into words
@FunkyMonk4Life6 жыл бұрын
It was never my intention when I started this show to have to dispense this information. Putting honey in your vagina can cause a yeast infection. I literally laughed until tears welled up
@cullenfarran37509 жыл бұрын
"You can probably skip that one.......anyway BYE." Pure Gold!
@MamaMOB8 жыл бұрын
I tried to like this a second time when you pointed out that honey is not lube. Honey is sticky for gods sake!
@celestialsalamander9 жыл бұрын
But doesn't honey also contain antibiotics? Oh wait I just checked, yeast is a fungus not bacteria. So, yeah, don't use honey as lube.
@TheCheat4209 жыл бұрын
"Nope you're bad at sex you should know that forever welcome to high school" Fucking died.
@jcmighty70287 жыл бұрын
Dude you need your own channel, best thing on Cracked
@jamesb.ohearn60419 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD YOU SAID THE GRIPPING HAND ... Although on reflection I shouldn't be surprised that Dan is a fan of Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle's excellent book, "The Mote in God's Eye". Everyone go read it now.
@Aaronb12159 жыл бұрын
James B. O'Hearn And then go not read "The Gripping Hand" unless you want to be really disappointed.
@kimberlyrobinson39929 жыл бұрын
The first book was good. The second book was extremely disappointing. I feel like their editors must have insisted they do it or something
@MegaSpiderJerusalem9 жыл бұрын
James B. O'Hearn I know RIGHT! I love those books.
@PK-MegaLolCaT9 жыл бұрын
1:20 thats atually the point of both the film and the book also he is a man in the Victorian era... you know, the time when a healthy relationship consist in sending latter for 3 years before holding hands ... of course he is HAVING the best sex of his life and the scene is in the film because its part of the book
@moguhoki9 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly. Being prude & jaded isn't a healthy mix.
@alexandrarathsman62618 жыл бұрын
+Philip kelton (pkelton) um. I do not recall any lady vamp orgies in Bram Stoker's book...I wouldn't have liked it so much if that sort of thing was explicitly in there...
@PK-MegaLolCaT8 жыл бұрын
Alexandra Rathsman its all subtext , when dracula's wifes attack jonathan harker he get all aroused and start cheating on Mina with the three woman but the thing is .. he doesn't admits it to himself . he writes the whole event as a "the Devil Made made do it " as a way of reconciling what he was doing with his own morality and views of himself again this i really retrograde age people in the Victorian age where extreamly sexually repressed and had really unhealthy conservative ideas about sexuality and relationships Dracula in away represents a extreme break of this walls of social expectations and because the whole story is written by people in denial of their own feelings dracula is described as being a complete monster but you can see parallels in the conversation of the character and the vampire they are fighting
@TheSMLIFfilms9 жыл бұрын
Thank you for bringing this back
@lapislazuli94659 жыл бұрын
I love how perfectly you just read your audience, because I'm a 19 year old college student. Great job there.
@lapislazuli94659 жыл бұрын
(Not having sex though, lel)
@WafffleWolf9 жыл бұрын
No Showgirls?
@thecellulontriptometer41667 жыл бұрын
Alright, for the record, that must be Selma's butt not Antonio's. Why? Do you see any hair on that butt? Seriously, Antonio has dark hair, and unless he body shaves including his entire butt, that close up, you would see dark hair. Also, during the filming of this he was pretty thin. Look at the rest of the scenes, and tell me his butt would be that round. Whereas, Selma has a womanly round figure, and that is what you see in this scene. But(t), I could be wrong.
@AlineAlvesLima7 жыл бұрын
Maybe he shaved, or some stunt guy put hes butt out. lol
@thecellulontriptometer41667 жыл бұрын
Maybeeeee...., but seriously, if he had a chance to do this scene I'm pretty sure he would have tried to convince the director that he could do his own "stunts".
@AlineAlvesLima7 жыл бұрын
the cellulon triptometer he sure can lol, but who knows were that thing came from, the risk of germs!!!
@McKrispy949 жыл бұрын
2:50-2:54 just makes me think of when DOB and BOD hooked up in Agents of Cracked
@Hypurman19 жыл бұрын
the humor in this video had me choking back laughter like freaking crazy. My coworkers think I'm insane. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
@PFish23228 жыл бұрын
not gonna lie, that Matrix sex scene reminded me alot of Eyes Wide Shut
@coleshumway11637 жыл бұрын
0:37 more like scary oldman.
@MisterNizz8 жыл бұрын
"Gripping Hand" reference for the win!
@tannerrennat77869 жыл бұрын
On the gripping hand!!!!!! I thought i was the only Motie on earth. You sir have earned yourself a subscrition.
@lesliewhite68328 жыл бұрын
"On the gripping hand" ??? been reading A Mote in Gods Eye have we?
@janicecolumbus49179 жыл бұрын
9 1/2 shades of Gray.
@tonyjensenjr.68089 жыл бұрын
Janice Columbus That's the edited for TV version, right?
@janicecolumbus49179 жыл бұрын
Tony Jensen Jr. LOL! Clever!
@hotaru12319 жыл бұрын
after hours and this is what we need more of, i mean i love the casual cracked content but i gotta say these two are my favorites ^^ i hope to see more of these
@TotallyHuman2 жыл бұрын
I love that he is all 'don't use honey as lube, because apparently, I may be the first to tell them this.'
@cerealkilla89308 жыл бұрын
That was Salma Hayek's butt. It was perfection.
@BKPrice8 жыл бұрын
+Brad Harris I think it was a spur of the moment decision.
@alaksandra19798 жыл бұрын
+B.K. Price (giggle-snort) Awesome!
@elizabethisland88077 жыл бұрын
well actually honey is a treatment for yeast infection i know this why? im a bisexual with a honey fetish im not even making this up
@y_fam_goeglyd7 жыл бұрын
Ryan McIntyre honey is a fab antibacterial (the really expensive Mellua(sp?) is recommended as an infection killing alternative to medicinal creams), but natural yoghurt is the best treatment for yeast infection, especially thrush. HTH!
@Ujuani687 жыл бұрын
TMI !!!!
@SnowMonkeySoFunky9 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced the desk drumming Dan does at the beginning of every episode is morse code for some kind of subliminal message.
@Mr3Machine9 жыл бұрын
This is good stuff, Cracked is so hit or miss these days
@guardian93948 жыл бұрын
I thought the Desperado sex scene was really nice actually.
@selly89598 жыл бұрын
Best episode ever! I love hearing Daniel rant so much.
@godzillasaurbuttersworth31769 жыл бұрын
I'm listening to this while working so I can only look at the screen occasionally, so when I just glanced at the last entry, I thought it was "Road to El Dorado" and I was just "Oh, ok-what?"
@dorsal-qb5fr9 жыл бұрын
Danny, my boy, you out-did yourself in this one!!! BTW, since we're already ruining what could have been the greatest sex scene in a mainstream movie... Let's go ahead and say that was Steve Buscemi's butt making a cameo.
@montlejohnbojangles89375 жыл бұрын
"Nope. You're weird at sex and you should know that forever."
@ambiancevidz4u7 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest video you have so far I've watched!!
@nicholasspindle11958 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I have never laughed this hard in my life. Thank you!
@aWorkInProgress117 жыл бұрын
"These are the flavours." This video is hilarious
@Shaddicus8 жыл бұрын
Nice "on the Gripping Hand" reference.
@bassekaman83159 жыл бұрын
i feel like if daniel went to clubs where women were he'd be able to tell the difference between dancing and sex
@Varisunia9 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Cracked finally caught on to what the fans really want: Endless videos of Dan talking about sex.
@vikingspy9 жыл бұрын
I am completely blown away by the reference to The Gripping Hand. Bravo, sir, bravo.
@mastermarkus53078 жыл бұрын
Why would anyone think "honey is good lube" anyway? It's sticky, it's just going to cause extra friction.
@Yammenkow8 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the Gripping hand reference.
@yuudaemones26247 жыл бұрын
" like 'Oh no, my BO-ner!!!' " I'm dying right now lmao.
@isaax12719 жыл бұрын
Love the gripping hand reference!
@natashafigueroa91985 жыл бұрын
That PSA about honey causing yeast infections make you an ally to women in my book.
@Fangthane039 жыл бұрын
Wow. I was not expecting the throwback Sci-fi reference, especially to start off the countdown. (The Mote in God's Eye) You've exceeded my expectations yet again, Daniel. Well played.
@JaJaM.C.9 жыл бұрын
This is the BEST. Thanks for the laughs!
@tarajijones3359 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious! You are awesome!
@BrunoEwok8 жыл бұрын
The best humor is exposing a shared experience no-one ever talks about. I'm sure everyone who has ever played an acoustic guitar just lost their shit.