He's so precious can I keep him

Knock. Knock. Knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? -Fibonacci

Oh God, it's been 4 years and the Mickey Mouse one still gets me every time.

If George Washington was alive today, what do you think he would say? SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF THIS CASKET!!!

2 Irish, a Canadian, 4 Greeks, a Malaysian, half of the population of the UK, an Egyptian, 9 Austrians, a Chinese businessman and 3 Americans walk into a high end restaurant. The maitre d refused them entrance. He said, "I can't let you in without a Thai."

Here's one: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? because all they said was "Bach, Bach, Bach"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Um, a boomerang, you just threw it wrong.

What do you call a broken window you need to fix? A pane.

that mickey mouse voice was impressive.

"The calendar's days are numbered" Me-well yeah obviously...OH MY GOD!

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? I am the best at puns.

"Waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?" "I think it's the backstroke, sir."

Continuing my pilgrimage. My favorites in this set of jokes: 9 is awesome, mostly due to Hanks Mickey impression. 31 made me do a spit-take. 42 because it's hilarious and... ya know... 42... 46 due to the accuracy 48 is a great spin on a classic that had me laughing to hard I had to pause the video.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre That joke killed me. XD

He actually mentioned Wales! Still getting over that.

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? AN UDDER FAILURE! (heheheh, udder, utter?)

I love coming back to these videos after 10 years and finally getting all of them

37 would have been better if you'd said "only one, but it takes them three seasons"

Two cows are in a field. One says _"Moooooooooo!"_ the other says _"Damn, I was about to say that!"_

If the Vlogbrothers started dancing would that be.. Vlogrithms?

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer.

37- Only one but it takes 1 season and Krillin dies.

I can't tell y'all how many times ive come back to rewatch this video when im sad. Look at baby Hank! Sending love ❤️

I loved 14, 21, 38, and 42 and your Mickey impression is so spot on! :D

What do you call a plastic king? A ruler.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One but it takes 7 episodes.

was the plum/ elephant one a reference to the first 50 jokes video where you were listing how to kill elephants of different colours and said that there was no such thing as a purple elephant? i read way to much into that, but it is still interesting

hank would make a great dad.

Lol, what do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh....

"No more reading!" I died

I laughed all the way through.this guy is very good I love the way he tells them

The "because [they're] DEAD" gets me every time it happens lmfao

That wales one took me a while... even though i about a 30 minute drive away from it.

So I'm gonna start off this comment by saying that I had never even known that vlogbrothers existed outside of one of my friends writing in my yearbook my senior year of high school, "DFTBA" and i didn't even know what that meant at the time. (Also knowing that John Green wrote Paper Towns because the movie recently came out.) BUT I was re-watching a CGP Grey video a while back- December 12th around 1:30 a.m. to be exact -about why pennies are useless and at the end of the video he had a link to a video of someone else raging about pennies as well...and it was John Green! I found myself very much liking this style of video and I decided to go to the channel and see what the channel was all about. So I started to watch the story from the Brotherhood 2.0 videos from 2007...and instantly became obsessed with the channel! So I have been watching all of their videos in chronological order and am now at this particular video. I haven't actually watched any other material on this channel yet besides everything else that came before this. (I haven't even touched the newest material from this past year yet.) I am, on average, watching approximately 20-25 videos per day and maybe more if I have some free time. (I'm on winter brake from college so "free time" pretty much means when I'm not working or practicing guitar or reading books.) So yeah! Just thought I'd put this comment on a popular video from the channel and see what happens. I'll comment on videos on occasion as I go along. That's all for now and holy crap I have to pee. Peace out! HOO HAH...NERDFIGHTERS!! (You couldn't see it but I just did the hand gestures right after I typed that.

oh gosh. You know you're exhausted when 13 is your favorite. i laughed out loud. Literally.

Hank, I still tell joke #23 AT LEAST weekly and it is my favorite joke of all time. Thank you.

I like Zeno's Paradox, but I only halfway understand

21- 24 are the elephant jokes!! they are the best!

Some of these I have to think about for a second and it's going so fast I can't ha ha.

Aha. Oh Hank. You have made my day much better.

Have you heard about that new flavour of wine? It's pretty grape

How do you know if you have 4 elephants in your fridge? There's a Mini Cooper out front

after watching three of these i don't know whether to laugh or hit my head against the table.

I may be a dork but I laughed for nearly ten minutes after reading this. Thank you

That Mickey Mouse voice was phenomenal! ^_^

OVER 9,000!!!

At this point, I think the humor in the "because [s]he's dead!" punchline is the fact that Hank has used it about six times.

Professor Robert Langdon's favorite musical instrument? The cymbals.

Actually it only takes one DBZ character to change a lightbulb, but it'll take 'em four episodes...

After the feather and the chicken I was done.

The joke videos are pure joy

Number 10 started to make me laugh so hard, that people looked at me like I was crazy.

I'm reading a great book on glue, I just can't put it down.

What's the cheapest meat you can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck

I lost it at "Cargo beep beep and run over ALLLL those ether bunnies" xD

"Because he's DEAD!" I laughed so much at that!

Old mathmatitions don't die they just loose a few of their functions

i don't get the footprints in butter thing

You are sooooo adorable, I squeed at the knock-knock jokes.

I laughed so hard at the elephant jokes! My favorites were 21-24

We need a joke video hank this world is depressing

How do you make lady gaga cry? ... Pok her face xD LAUGHED SO HARD, cause you know... Poker face...

"Because he's DEAD!" made me laugh the hardest!

A couple of repeats, Hank...Still awesome.

An arr-key = anarchy. Took me forever to get it.

How many calories in Caeser dressing? . . . . . . . . . 27 Do yah get it XD Because Julius Caeser was stabbed 27 times in the chest

He made a joke about Wales in this, Hank I love you!

Love all the elephant jokes :)

Ok I got one.... why can't the bicycle stand on its own??..... it was 2 tired!

I was gonna post a vegetable joke but I realized that it was too corny.

Lol at the Mickey voice and joke. Bravo!!!

omg had to pause it because of joke number nine and i woke up my whole family too....totally worth hearin that joke again

omg the dragon ball z one!

I had to pause the video and stare at the wall for a second after that Mickey Mouse one....

I loved the stamp one. It's crazy watching the most recent one then watching this one and he's so much younger or maybe just seems that way...

man, the 10th one is hillarious. I can't stop laughing

Testicle! Oh...

Thank you!, HANK KNOWS WALES EXISTS my faith in americans is restored

Your Mickey impression is pretty spot on! lol that's almost wrong!

I LOVE #9. Oh my God! I cried, laughing!

false advertising: this is only 49 more jokes. you did the "fsh" joke in the other video too.

why did the sperm cross the road? because i wore the wrong damn socks today.

Thanks for pointing that out! I hadn't realised it. It at least adds a lot to the joke.

I loved them all, but especially #8, #12, and #13.

How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 but it'll take 29 episodes to do it.

Try reading this loud and fast Eye Yamm Stew Peed

Wow. That OVER 9,000 really blew me away!

number 17 the hitting frisbee one XD

"if a quiz makes you quizzicle what does a test make you" omfg omfg my fave!

I love easter bunny knock knock jokes. I discovered them a few years ago and... yeah. I'm kinda obsessed with them.

I lovee hank!

I lost it at #9 the mickey voice was too much lol

What do punk-rock pirates use to open doors? AN-AR-KEY Hank.. I love you

The whole chicken... I died

8, "because he's dead!!" I don't know why but i laugh everytime =D

I laughed so hard at 38 and 39. Decomposers! Bach! XD

My mom told me number nine many times before and it never EVER gets old

I remember reading that set about elephants from an old old horrible joke book, oldies are awesome

HANK STOP YELLING, IT IS QUIET HOURS IN MY DORM!

I love jokes 18-24 because I'm a particular fan of multi-part jokes. :D