Dude, please write a kids book about this 🎉

​@FancyRPGCanitada haha! It would make for an entertaining as HELL book!

@@LetsSingTheDoomSonghell, make an adult book or essay because you’ve def just inspired my next KZfaq deep dive 😂

Ca I..ca n use mn÷n d.yuse muse my use my phone, I'm phone I'm phone I'm fuph phone

Can't use my phone jm phone. If phone I'm fuched up

We have an attempted murder of two crows that looove to terrorize a couple of eagles that reside in the trees near my home... I keeptrying to make friends with the crows, but the sh!thawks end up scooping up whatever treats I toss out, first! Infuriating to say the least... *Sh!thawks: Aka Seagulls

aaaaahhhh u must be soooo virtuous

Spiritual object are live in our DNA structure infom of memory. This is a knowledge of supernatural things, ghosts and other demonic powers, souls we see in movies, think, hear from people are not like that. We have a total of seven bodies. Every body made by our desire,hope and memories.The astral world is the systematic practice of the thoughts and memories that reside in our unconscious mind! Creation and destruction goes on continuously in the nature, so we should not mourn over the increasing sin, we should just stay away from sinful deeds.There is sorrow, there is happiness, everything is the result of the deeds of our previous birth! Body controlled by our heart ❤️, heart is controlled by mind,mind is controlled by soul'. When our body is died by any reason, after our soul is going in other humans DNA structure, it is system of god... The pain and disease are continuously stay in Humans soul after Died his body. When died person 's soul come other Body's DNA system the same pain and disease are made in this person 's body.medical since is call it's the genetic disease. Every spiritual life is we can see and do experience it in nature is created by our and other soul's memory which living in our body's DNA system,it's past, present and future time memoryes which experienced and create by mind. youtube.com/@wisdomliv www.karaulisarkar.com/ebook.php youtube.com/@karaulisarkarofficial This is my WhatsApp number, i am 22 years old man,From India! +91-7433038208.

That is equal parts heartwarming and terrifying at the same time. You slight one of them, and now you've got a murder of crows out for murder.

​​@@leonessity😂 I'm dying! I appreciate the explanation, because my immediate thought was, "what hell are sh*hawks??" I just use the traditional "rats with wings," but that's a good one.

They are neat. That is cool we are going to combine with Andromeda. I have seen that galaxy with my own eyes through a telescope. The telescope could be set to move the speed of the Earth's rotation so you could fix on an objects for hours and hours getting more exposure. Very neat to look at that Galaxy. Very pretty and amazing.

Neighborhood birds follow us to the feed store to watch us bring home feed for our egg birds, and for them too of course. Birds are friendly and aware of us.

This is why feeding human animals is a bad idea. It creates dependency, even in the most conscious creatures, and it does so so gently the dependants don't realize they are slaves to it. Good day 😊

​@@troy3456789I agree. When people feed birds or animals, the animals won't rely on their own hunting/foraging instincts so much, always sure of a meal; and when their human 'feeder' dies or moves, it can impact heavily on local creatures that have become dependent over generations. The very best thing you can do for wild creatures is to plant flowering and berrying trees and shrubs. The flowers attract insects at a useful time of year, to feed chicks, and the berries will see them right through late Summer and Autumn months, fattening them up for winter or prior to migration. Best of all, no matter what happens to you, the trees and bushes usually remain (of course, unless a lawn-slave moves onto your property and digs everything up).

@@Debbie-henri Humans are highly conscious creatures that did not create themselves in the way they are in the least. They're still subject to influence; be it bad influence or good influence; and they might not know if it's good influence or bad influence, or that they're slowly becoming slaves. There is another option available and not everyone knows about it.

Sweet vindictive strange creatures says the crow

I a gas station attendant outside all day at a Costco. I had a buddy crow that I named Edgar Allen Crow. He'd just hang out and greet customers occasionally when it was a slow morning.

Best. Idea. EVER! That would be sooooo creepy. Here I could be walking up to someone's house with a package, followed by a murder in flight.... They be like - "yo, did Death just drop us a package" ? 0_o

Neat. The pigeons in front of my building love it when I feed them. Sometimes they perch on my hand for more food lol. They land on my hand asking for more food. Some are kinda fat because they are well fed in the city. They poop too much though.

Bird up

Actually, just don't make enemies with crows.

You still need your daily recommended amount of antimatter in your diet . . .

Montreal has nice botanical gardens but makes me think if they also suffer from mislabeling the species. Its a key question.

Easy solution: Feed bananas to crows.

Spiritual object are live in our DNA structure infom of memory. This is a knowledge of supernatural things, ghosts and other demonic powers, souls we see in movies, think, hear from people are not like that. We have a total of seven bodies. Every body made by our desire,hope and memories.The astral world is the systematic practice of the thoughts and memories that reside in our unconscious mind! Creation and destruction goes on continuously in the nature, so we should not mourn over the increasing sin, we should just stay away from sinful deeds.There is sorrow, there is happiness, everything is the result of the deeds of our previous birth! Body controlled by our heart ❤️, heart is controlled by mind,mind is controlled by soul'. When our body is died by any reason, after our soul is going in other humans DNA structure, it is system of god... The pain and disease are continuously stay in Humans soul after Died his body. When died person 's soul come other Body's DNA system the same pain and disease are made in this person 's body.medical since is call it's the genetic disease. Every spiritual life is we can see and do experience it in nature is created by our and other soul's memory which living in our body's DNA system,it's past, present and future time memoryes which experienced and create by mind. youtube.com/@wisdomliv www.karaulisarkar.com/ebook.php youtube.com/@karaulisarkarofficial This is my WhatsApp number, i am 22 years old man,From India! +91-7433038208.

I've always heard that and can't wait to see it with my own eyes. What did you use to cool it? Also using the pretty blue liquid to cause havoc by rapidly oxidizing other things sounds like a great time too 😂

@@bentboybbz we used liquid nitrogen for rapid cooling. Oxygen turns liquid at -183 degrees Celsius while Nitrogen does at -196. The difference is big enough to cool a see through balloon of oxygen as to turn it into its liquid and blue ish state. For the oxidation. We did try to use it to make things rust faster, that was a lot harder than we thought though. The problem was in the fact that the room temperature around it made the oxygen turn into its gasious state fairly quickly so we lost a lot of it trying to apply it to iron. We didnt have a cryogenic chamber which would allow the oxygen to stay liquid for much longer. In such a chamber we might have succeeded in rapidly rusting iron

I remember you also told me that your teacher kept trying to get you to drink it, I thought that part was a little messed up

you do know ,botanist are growing BLUE ROSES in the antartic , as we speak ? food for thout ! 🥰

@@DILFDylF yes , and doing so will also turn ones skin blue ! 😀

I hope you feel better soon.

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1st: I hope it all works out! 2nd: I commend you on your choice of supplemental medicine. 😂

Hope you get well soon!

Just know your comment = my prayers for your recovery so if you focus on your healing (whatever that means to you ) I promise it’ll surprise you how fast you recover.

Spring fever of a different kind, eh! Keep on keeping on with the sobriety... Whether you get to see it or (more likely) not, your sobriety will inspire someone else to stay sober, so don't ever think for a second that you're not a valued member of society! Thank you

Scents invoke memory more than any other sense. Stay vigilant 😊

Wow, that's not a connection I would ever think about re: recovery from addiction. Being sober can be hard and I'm proud of you for putting in the work.

Free? You mean ad free? I don’t know I had about 5 ads this video

He does so many awesome videos and so many cool channels. Simon has a KZfaq empire and its all great content. Sure beats SSSniperWolfs's stupid pointless videos.

​@@MimiYuYuwell thats expected. Free yes

High😂❤it

Yeah but the real question is how many Danny Devitos is that???

Umm, no kidding. He's British. Why would he use American measurements?

@@XiaTheAbyssalmany Brits still use Imperial measurements. I’m American and am aware of many Brits who still use miles, pounds, gallons despite metric being prevalent.

The metric conversion is 1,000 elephants . . . or a kiloelephant . . .

ironic, theres only a couple of backwards nations do that

No, she received more radiation by operating x-ray equipment to help wounded soldiers during the First World War. She knew about safe levels of radioactivity, but thought it was more important to help the soldiers even though there was no proper shielding against x-rays in the field hospitals she worked in. Today ignorance and fake news reigns supreme on safe doses of radiation.

Giving credit where credit is due. Who says writing a paper from start to finish is hard. 94% of students say Grammarly helped them improve their grades. Have a nice day! You mentioned notebooks so I thought about Grammarly.

Madam Cutie gave us so much knowledge.... it's so sad that she paid such a high price to advance science and benefit all humanity 😢

​@@StallionStudios1234Are you being paid for this comment? Not being an ass, it just looks like a promotion.

@@geraldqueener7861Yeah, but she wasn’t a cutie.

Yet.....its still a berry. 😉

That makes sense. I dont eat tomatoes like an apple but I do love to eat olives all the time. I like eating cherry tomatoes on their own without putting in a salad or cooking them up although I do that too. I am just too lazy to make a salad sometimes so I just stuff everything in my face. I do that for spinach and carrots. Too lazy to chop it up and make a salad. I just want to eat my greens and go about my day.

So I can count it as one of my leafy greens? I'm okay with that.

The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that tomatoes are a vegetable back in the late 1800s.

Gravity. Job 26:7 7 He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing. Atoms. Hebrews 11:3 3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Colossians 1:16-17 16 For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: 17 And he is before all things, and by him all things consist. Time, space, matter, and energy. Genesis 1:1-3 1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. 2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. 3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. These elements are reflected in the following descriptions: Time - “In the beginning”; Space - “God created the heavens”; Matter - “and the earth.”; Energy - “Then God said, “Let there be light.” Water cycle. Job 26:8 8 He bindeth up the waters in his thick clouds; and the cloud is not rent under them. Job 36:27-28 27 For he maketh small the drops of water: they pour down rain according to the vapour thereof: 28 Which the clouds do drop and distil upon man abundantly. Light particles moves and dark matter doesn't. Job 38:19-20 19 Where is the way where light dwelleth? and as for darkness, where is the place thereof, 20 That thou shouldest take it to the bound thereof, and that thou shouldest know the paths to the house thereof? Goldilocks zone. Isaiah 45:18 18 For thus saith the LORD that created the heavens; God himself that formed the earth and made it; he hath established it, he created it not in vain, he formed it to be inhabited: I am the LORD; and there is none else. Job 38:4 4 Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding. Psalm 104:5 5 Who laid the foundations of the earth, that it should not be removed for ever. Psalm 93:1 93 The LORD reigneth, he is clothed with majesty; the LORD is clothed with strength, wherewith he hath girded himself: the world also is stablished, that it cannot be moved. Earth is sphere, "circle" in context means horizon, it's KJV. Isaiah 40:22-23 22 It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in: 23 That bringeth the princes to nothing; he maketh the judges of the earth as vanity. Earth's core. Job 28:5 5 As for the earth, out of it cometh bread: and under it is turned up as it were fire. Air has weight and winds blows in cyclones, ocean currents. Job 28:25 25 To make the weight for the winds; and he weigheth the waters by measure. Ecclesiastes 1:6 6 The wind goeth toward the south, and turneth about unto the north; it whirleth about continually, and the wind returneth again according to his circuits. Psalm 8:8 8 The fowl of the air, and the fish of the sea, and whatsoever passeth through the paths of the seas. First law and second law of Thermodynamics. Genesis 2:1-2 1 Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. 2 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made. Psalm 102:25-27 25 Of old hast thou laid the foundation of the earth: and the heavens are the work of thy hands. 26 They shall perish, but thou shalt endure: yea, all of them shall wax old like a garment; as a vesture shalt thou change them, and they shall be changed: 27 But thou art the same, and thy years shall have no end. Innumerable stars and universe is expanding. Jeremiah 33:22 22 As the host of heaven cannot be numbered, neither the sand of the sea measured: so will I multiply the seed of David my servant, and the Levites that minister unto me. Jeremiah 51:15 He hath made the earth by his power, he hath established the world by his wisdom, and hath stretched out the heaven by his understanding. Ocean floor contains deep valleys and mountains, ocean contains springs. Job 38:16 16 Hast thou entered into the springs of the sea? or hast thou walked in the search of the depth 2 Samuel 22:16 16 And the channels of the sea appeared, the foundations of the world were discovered, at the rebuking of the LORD, at the blast of the breath of his nostrils. Jonah 2:6 6 I went down to the bottoms of the mountains; the earth with her bars was about me for ever: yet hast thou brought up my life from corruption, O LORD my God. Each star is different. 1 Corinthians 15:41 41 There is one glory of the sun, and another glory of the moon, and another glory of the stars: for one star differeth from another star in glory. Psalm 147:4 4 He telleth the number of the stars; he calleth them all by their names. Isaiah 40:26 26 Lift up your eyes on high, and behold who hath created these things, that bringeth out their host by number: he calleth them all by names by the greatness of his might, for that he is strong in power; not one faileth. Dinosaur, probably diplodocus or brontosaurus. Job 40:15-19 15 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. 16 Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. 17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. 18 His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron. 19 He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him. Heaven/heavens has three different meanings in the Bible, the sky, God's paradise, and outer space.

Aren’t crocks and turtles older then dinos not to mention sharks and coelacanths

The Simongularity ❤

Can't say that would be anything short of a poetic way for everything to end 😂

so hilarious given Simon's open admission of "in through eyes, out through mouth." chatgpt just has to remember! and it's a cool Easter egg game to watch for times Simon gets surprised by the same fact across years and videos. youtube also blessed me with some fun stuff.

Well at least we will die at the hands of an AI/Simon creature with an epic beard. There are worse fates...

I knew someone that worked there at one time, and they said the same thing... The foxes become quite pesky, when they get cocky. Magpies can get pretty demanding and obnoxious, when they get too comfortable with humans. Ever had one decide to roost in the cab of ur rig?

That is a once in a lifetime event. Never seen or heard of it happening in real life.

@@StallionStudios1234Because people usually don't throw their garbage on the ground ​

Drink less coffee your welcome

@@badmaw7073but then we won’t poop as well!

@@badmaw7073 less coffee? Did the bacteria menace put you up to this tactic? Im notifying my Democracy Officer. This is treason!!

@@badmaw7073 this sounds like an enemy tactic. I'm reporting you to the closest democracy officer.

You have a good president

Some people think that by injecting disinfectant you might be able to fully eliminate corvids

My favourite birds, ever!

Agreed. As long as the magpies don’t swoop me.

@@ShethTora they harass my cat big style... but I think it's deserved

So true.....my magpies get a roast chicken carcass feast a few times a month

The other way round: BECAUSE adulds could still tolerate the milk, they started diary farming (probably 5k years ago in a region in central turkey) and this lead to cheese and butter: thinking of the yak-butter tibetians are supposedly adding to their tea, an asian person is not really that wrong😅

lol that's a great story. What do you feed them?

This feels like ChatGPT

It's true, you were able to type that in under a quarter of a second. One finger per key for the entire keyboard... it's a sight to behold.

I might've agreed that you are the true ideal human, if you hadn't blinded me, by telling such a bad joke that my eyes still haven't stopped rolling 🙄

My great grandmother had these 1950-60's crayons. They were so weird. Mom said they were probably radioactive or poison. She colored with them too. They were really trippy colors. RIP Gran and her crayons. And 1920's style backyard and toys.

*mourning And holy shit, that had to of been insane to see!

Maybe that’s why a flock of them is called a murder

Ohh . 😢

@@zimtastic1171: * “that had to HAVE been”. . . You’re welcome!

​@nanwilder2853 * "YOUR welcome"... You are welcome!

I was made to read that as a punishment. One hefty ass book.

I still get one a year. But it's smaller... Less residential landlines??

🤣👍

It was something we used to used as a test of strength to either rip in two with our bare hands, after searching for an hour to find the number for one shop we wanted to contact and see if they were stocking something we needed, only to get a disconnection tone when we rang and thus, sent back deep inside the pages of false hope and wrong numbers... - or interleave every page of and challenge people to separate by pulling apart with trucks with no luck (MB's 😉)

Either used that or the sears catalogue for shin pads for raod hockey in the winter.

Dad what is for dinner? My dad is now the best cook in town.

And we share 65% if genes with the bananas.

He has plenty to choose from. 😂

The bag I had left over on my utility closet got a hole in it. Total pain to clean. Can't vacuum it if you want the engine to last. Tried to use sand to kill body lice I got from a patient. So hard to kill.

how many whales is 100 lbs?

​@@acrazydurian .03 Whales

Good to know! Thanks, I’m a war with ants in my paver stones every year.

They are great for getting rid of bed bugs as well. I had to deal with that one time. It was horrible. The dam things are very good at hiding. A stupid tenant brought them in with him knowingly. He was a slob so be kicked him out and them we discovered the bed bugs since they left his room looking for a new home. They got into my bed and my mom's bed. Super hard to kill. We used diatomaceous as one of the tools along with propping the bed up on these cups that trap them. We had to go further and get a bed bug company to bring in heaters since they can't handle higher temperatures. The whole ordeal took months to get rid of them and it was expensive. Horrible experience to go through. Had a close call another time. A female hitched a ride on me from another apartment. I was able to find that one on the side of my bed and kill it after a few nights of getting bites. Glad it was only one, I did not want to deal with that again. They are a super pain in the but and most poisons dont work on them but that earth works good.

I think you might be crow crazy... Or did you make up that account just to post to this??😂😂😂😂

I open packages for them and never collect any guano

@@jackgibsxxx0750 it's my Pima name actually! But also yes they're my favorite animal lol basically on a level of religious worship 😂🤘

All corvids in fact

I have made friends with almost every murder in town. I whistle torriodore march and they do fly overs lol. When people realize I can call them they are pretty amazed lol

Yes they are quite neat. Same with their bigger cousin Ravens. Ravens would hang out at a restaurant I used to work at. I would see them in the mornings getting into the garbage.

Exactly, look for atom orbitals and you're see that those shapes are very different from what is commonly thought. Those shapes are calculated from Schroedinger equation and it's a probability of finding electron in given place. So inside of atom is not an empty space but a Hillbert space of probabilities derived from Schroedinger equation.

So atoms are comprised mostly of the probability of empty space..

The grass one was neat. Did not know the smell of fresh cut grass is actually a defense mechanism. Very cool.

Makes sense , up here in Canada I haven't had a good week since August 31, 1932

U got to be kidding..

@sislertx Sadly probably isn't. America has gone woke and incredibly WEAK.....pathetic even.

@@gomahklawm4446- Rubbish . Kindness is not weakness , nor is being freaked out by a mass shooting every fucking week .

​@@gomahklawm4446I didn't even study the backdrop.. like what door

Yeah, wow, a whole hour of Simon Whistler.

It’s googol.

Not gonna lie, just sent her the link, while she's at work 😅

What about Simon Says in Squid Game?

It's never the blue whale.

Just maintain a large ring of fire around a circular concrete slab.

We might not be venomous, but we can make a lot of poison.

That is a game I havent played in a long long time. I used to play the one that had aliens attack and you could see people walk around. It was a fun game.

Be nice ..

Thus not this 😒 thanks autocorrect 😕

​@@emnorfolk5559that's what the edit button is for. 😊 Definitely agree, good video.

Only if you used some sort of weapon😂

Comment above said just encircle yourself in a ring of fire... Can't say I would disagree with that method, lol, come at me, bro!

I can fight a bear it doesn’t mean ill win but i could do it

So, if the only evidence presented to a jury in a trial is fingerprints, you could win a case in america every time by presenting the fact that a koala might have done it and has the same fingerprints as you. Seems unbeatable

Get me my stomping shoes. Or a flamethrower.

He did say that Uranus turns sideways... that made me giggle😊

And he said this in the video in the section about space being veeeeery empty. Although on average most galaxies are moving away of us. This doesn't apply to our cluster which is gravitationaly bound.

Morality IS subjective. There's nothing to indicate it's independent of our thoughts and feelings. History shows moral values aren't static either. History also shows that attempting to force a particular moral code often results in immoral acts by the enforcers.

@@nealjroberts4050 I didn't say it wasn't subjective. The important takeaway is that we've lost cultural cohesion. History shows that is usually the precursor to civil wars and/or revolutions, which more often than not, leads to periods of extreme oppression & atrocity.

That's due to softened food diets. The morphology of the jaw is supposed to grow from stimulation of eating tough and fibrous. People living hunter gathering life don't have wisdom teeth problems.

Hahah facts

Well if anyone can Simon can.

Hehe, same here! 🤣👍

Same thing, it was like 18:31. Had that "no waaaaay!" Moment

Literally laughed out loud. Thanks.

I didn't get a life review either. Everything just faded to black when I died. The coma dreams were incredibly bizarre, though.

You are right

In general it might be wise to not abuse any social creatures.

Heckle and jeckle taught me never to cross a crow.

No, just you

Pan galactic garglerblasters and whales with an identity crisis. 😅

Well, not exactly. His paper described photons as being emitted from alkali metals, dependent on the light wavelength. Only casually related to silicon solar cells.