He also didn't use a handkerchief to wipe his hands

@@davidhong1934 Bless his heart.

Something any true coloradoan should know

He was also not sipping a mint julep, poor form I do say.

i mean there in colorado so there not in the south

75% of j-e-double u s had slaves only 2% of white people had slaves Look it up

It even sounds like an accurate 1800s Southern accent lol

"Only one thing remains certain: That I hate you guys with every tired muscle in my confederate body."

@@tremblence aren’t many of them white

@@tremblence Jeuu?

@Isobel Hodgson But in character as a southern gentleman.

It's just not Cartman without it

I disregard you sir, I shall retire to my quarters.

Lol 😆

"screw you suh" 😂😂😂

Certainly got yourself a lucrative business, don't ye??!!

@@ivex91The way he says lucrative is fucking hysterical

Calvin Cartman

I was just about to ask was this filmed before or after Django Unchained because the moment I saw this and heard the accent I immediately thought of Calvin Candy! I just knew either this was inspired by Calvin in Django Unchained or Calvin was inspired by this!

You had my curiosity. Now you have my attention.

@@Sinnerboy88 Both are inspired by something earlier

@@dvt00a Do you know what it is? Maybe an old Western? I'd like to know to check it out!

Man 9lonly smokes pure, 100% hand-rolled Cuban cigars. That's how you know he's rich.

Cigar? they are in Colorado

@@fanta5778 cuban?

@@fanta5778 so what? I smoke cigars and I live in NY

@@joshlasky8138 the joke was those are probably blunts

Yet you still live in your happy country knowing they just gave you Truth. America is enslavement

@@Yahsword4950 and please don't forget it

@yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh Hey, the scriptures talk bad about America. It will be destroyed. You don't see America with binoculars like other's do who know it's wicked and a cursed nation.

@yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh I'm American. Born in florida near pahokee, raised by the Okeechobee lake. I know America. I'm not foreign. I know that America is wicked to it's core and I don't live in America anymore because i choose freedom of oppression. But you on the other hand don't understand America's system. Tell me, why do you pay taxes and where does taxes come from? You know that's your hard earned money that they're taking from you right? Imagine keeping all 100% of that money that you make out of your paycheck. State, and federal taxes. Do you know why parking tickets exist. Do you know why traffic tickets exist? Do you know the difference between a magistrate judge and a judicial jude everytime you step into a court house? What about calling out their oaths? You boast about america but you do not know it's system. You don't know that through your social security number they are robbing you blind through something called "The strawman", are you wise enough to search all of this or just live in ignorance Forever? Do you know why you have a Birth certificate? Do you know the origin of it? People in america avoid taxes or try to avoid taxes because they know taxation is a burden and it hurts your pockets and things that you want to do you have to put off to the side until you can get your money right to do do. But if there was no taxes then whatever it is that you want to do would come sooner to you Learn life or be subject to those who rule over you. You live in w fantasy country. You have no idea what's going on. Do

@yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh look, don't be that Guy. Ok. If someone told you a lie, you'll look into it before calling it a conspiracy theory. If someone told you the truth, you'll look into it before judging the cause of it and calling it a conspiracy theory. You see, America has brainwashed the people into calling thing's conspiracy theories because they know that these people will not go and do their in debth research on the matter and will just believe the government. You on the other hand i see, automatically call thing's conspiracy theories. Even if i do give you proof you'll look over the surface of it and will not dig deep to get the understanding of the matter. I'm against the Wickedness that goes on in America. You're all for it because you will not research anything even if someone does give you the key to the answer you'll just call it a conspiracy theory. You'll say you'll look into it but throw it away because you don't want to see the Truth. It's better for you to remain in ignorance.

Jajajajaja you’re right

LOL I just noticed the hand gesture he does while he says it

White Republicans abolished slavery Jews fought to keep slavery active

@@tremblence ok

sounded japanses to me Stoodento atholeeto

@@tremblence those white republicans switched party names around the passing of the civil rights, genius,, the imbeciles fighting to keep the confederate status now are what your party is🤡

Well this is awkward

Perfect statement 😂😂😂

I'm sure he does think that.

"Universitay" 😂

The little hidden gems Matt and Trey leave us are just precious

Therefore student loan debt forgiveness will happen. Defaulting costs the university industry money.

Don't you mean "STU-dent ATH-e-LETE"?

But you just got truth and you still live in your enslavement. You don't even look up the history of the whole collegiate level of sports not paying their athlete's. But are making money off of the athlete's faces in video games. Enslavement at it's best.

And do those athletes not get scholarships and a free education that other students have to pay 100k for?

@@thomasmule5869 Right right right. Lets expore a bit further than that shall we? Do these students play games that attract national interest? Are schools directly benefitting from this attention financially? Is said benefit more than 100k? Are the students being paid their fair share for any amount over 100k? Is this attention raising the profile of these achools to attract even for students who have to pay this 100k? Are these students who are paying out of pocket many times over the number of athletes? Please, let's engage 🙏

@@DerickMasai unless you play D1 FBS football or for a handful of basketball programs youre a financial net drain on the school. Football pays for literally everything else in the athletic department except basketball which usually is about breakeven give or take. Entire budgets of small D1 schools are paid for by taking an ass whooping or two a year at big programs like Alabama or Ohio State in football

1 donky was 20 and black family of 8 was 10

Three fifty

$40 for two white ones $50 for a black one

@@jasonc4641 ….no. That’s not what he said . He said FIFTY for the blacks 😂

@@knockout924 You both quoted it wrong. He says "I'd be willing to offer ya 40 dollars for TWO of the white ones and fifty for the blacks."

This isn't a nugget; it's a documentary.

factual dingleberries

Its* core Sorry, no comedy in this comment, only truth

@@_Stormfather Sue me... better yet, come up with one of your own :-).

All comedy relies upon that, otherwise we wouldn't be able to relate to it.

They wouldn't even give them food

@@biscoito1r if your talking about the slaves they thought of them as cattle so the did feed them.

@@biscoito1r Yeah, my fucking scumbag eighth grade science teacher used to tell stories about his college roommate. The roommate was there on a basketball scholarship and my teacher used to laugh about how the guy was always starving because he didn’t have time for a job, his family was broke, and the school wasn’t allowed to feed him.

@@christianhenson6924 No, they’re talking about the athletes. While the successful ones do end up becoming millionaires once they get signed on, in college they’re definitely in some aspects treated worse than slaves. Really the only defence the colleges have is that it’s voluntary, but that’s a poor defence.

@@williaml840 ohhh okay 👌

@@batman4y2k weird comment to make in a south park video that has nothing to do with what you just said.

South Park is supposed to be a play on Littleton. Close to U of C at Boulder where they were raised essentially. Therefore the closest college to South Park would be U of C at Boulder.

@@knop9030 the video about slaves? Where a Hispanic man said he is sick of the treatment blacks get eg reparations and yet his race who served as slaves receive nothing. Slavery is literally the subject of the video..

@@batman4y2k Why would you ask Spaniards for reparation? I’m Hispanic too, be grateful to Spain, Hispanic means that you were born in a country once part of the glorious Spanish Empire.

@@tchaika2697 You’ve been brainwashed by a liberal education and that’s depressing. They had no racial hierarchies first of all, this is a lie spread against them. Secondly, their religious zealousness is a good thing, they evangelized the world and saved so many from the fate of barbarism, this is wonderful.

He meant to say student slaves :)

STOODENT ATHOOLEETS

LMAO you made me laugh even more. I didn't think that was possible. Not so at all!

0:54 “Stoo-dint a-thoo-leets...”

Ho ho, that is brilliant sah!!

I second this.

You're gonna need at least a ZIP disk for that.

What is a Floppy DISK You speak of good sir

@@troykinnison4575 old type of memory storage like USB drive or CD's. It had about 1.44mb of storage.

They ll be no electricity 😂🔌😲🤯🤔🤦‍♂️😆😆

@@alexandermonday3017 20$ per hour??? HOLLY SHIT!!! Come to Europe for the same job and get 3.5$ per hour!!!! You poor por crybaby Amuricans

It's not already?

Eastern europe ?

@@justicewarrior9187 Funnily enough Amazon's also lobbying for a higher minimum wage. You know, one their competition can't pay. "We don't have a monopoly, it's just too expensive to compete with us."

Dud they pay really well. Just work you to death but it's one of the best gigs in town far as I'm concerned, for unskill d labor. If you get a good shift or good building it's pretty cool.

They don’t rake in just millions. They rake in billions! It’s insane!

@@jdsr4c Very true.

Like internships.

well they do get a free education. So they are getting paid ...with knowledge. that's more powerful than the all mighty dollar

@@rayhjr72 🤣😆😂🙄🤦🏻‍♂️🤔😢

Certainly got yourself a lucrative business don'tchee

@@sgt.horvath7023 Well lemme get right down to it then

Binod

🤣

I've seen this loads of times and today was the first time I noticed he said "My peaches".

Lmao so true!

This South Park clip refers to an issue in the NCAA, not the NFL though. Most people are not going to be interested in Kaperdick’s movie.

@@winterxx1555 exactly this video debunks his BS argument pretty well kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fMyBgrmp1p3RnYE.html

Imagine being an NFL multi millionaire and comparing yourself to a slave. This is how disconnected people are today from slavery. They don't get it at all. At least with this joke the students actually make bank but don't get any of the money and just get basic things covered like a slave.

He h his followers don't have a life? Sit on the couch? Do they realize that this is a slap against reparations for SLAVERY? Will get around to watching South Park DVDS I bought@ GOODWILL.

When he said that I scrolled pass this ha

@@xx-mx9mj me too

Same lol

You fine TJ

@@xx-mx9mj I did too 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂

uh-oh, this is brilliant sir!

Wait can someone explain I'm dense

@@kingme5321 Student athletes are not paid salaries by the universities they work for. If I remember correctly, Cartman wants to know the universities' secret to having slaves (i.e. unpaid workers). Thus, when he tells Cartman they are "student athletes", Cartman assumes he is using a euphemism to refer to his slaves.

@@kingme5321 change your name. Any man who must say he is the king Is not.. a true...king.

Music to my ears 😭

Screw you Sur, I’m going home. This was the funniest one

Genuinely LOLed there

Every other screw you guys is trash compared to this 😂

Yeah for someone who seen South Park on KZfaq clip

Yeah.

Platinum

nyah~

I didn't predate Django, but it's so funny that Cartman plays Candie THIS well!

@@wandanemer2630 Django was released in 2012, this episode of South Park was first shown in 2011.

What’s the latest ruling?

@@misterrightuk you have the pay the student athletes

You truly don't pay attention to news I see. The universities don't have to pay them. The athletes are allowed now to make money off their name and brand. They can sign autographs and I believe sell their own merchandise. Things like that. But the schools do not have to pay them a salary still.

@@12BVET511 who gives a shit?

@DeadlyKitten-15 what?! South Park is fake? I thought it was a documentary.

On one hand that's good news. On the other hand the NCAA is probably gonna find a way to take a huge chunk of it.

Yup they were way overdue for payment for their sporting events

Wait do you actually think coaches weren’t paying kids to go to their schools lol

Brace for the jim crow laws

But the universities still won't be paying them. Under slavery, especially later on, some owners allowed their slaves to go work for wages part-time....

That’s a George washing quote silly

povertay

@@paranormallettuce7227 t Neffxx,,

A small jab at Amazon

Well cartman is right

What were the good reasons and why are they no longer valid? If you don't mind me asking.

@@TheAzynder There were three main arguments the NCAA used to justify not paying student athletes: 1. They're already getting paid by receiving tuition, course materials, and housing. 2. Allowing students to make money, not just NIL, would create an unfair recruiting field because athletes would go to the places with the highest pay. 3. An idea of "amateurism" which boils down to a premise that Universities should not be the place for professional sports. These points get a lot more complex, and none of them were accepted by the Supreme Court, but these are the reasons student athletes haven't been able to make money for over 100 years.

There never was a good reason.

Only true reason is the big owners being greedy

@@Kaliflor87 Pretty much the kinda nonsense I expected. Thanks for the reply. :)=

Hahahahaaaa

paying them at this point would be detrimental to their careers and create social divide

@Aanu Osunade detrimental because it is easy money and showering young kids with easy money makes them lazy and they need to train hard at this point not enjoy highlife. time for that will come later, for some of them. and making some kids rich would create a social divide between them and the rest of the students. many of these kids are dumb as fuck, they can only run forward, jump and catch. the trappings of easy money are especially dangerous to those.

@UCC0VXNpLLvP5JrFHuwrBx9w wtf? Shut the fuck up. If they want to act stupid with thier money its up to them cuz it's THIERS. And honestly watching some of the shit these "adult" NFL and NBA players do with the money they're supposed to be sooo much more mature with has me in shock. You've never seen cribs stupid?

Well, I do declare

@@devonsosa8350 you play football it’s easy?

It's the best description of NCAA I've ever heard

If you factor the whole student debt thing, it's describes a lot more than student-athletes.

@@russelllukenbill underrated comment

did cartman say "my peaches"? lmao it reminds me of every southern rock band

​@@leahflower99249

athalete*

EVERYTHING South Park rips on is satirical version of reality.

Not just sports. Colleges in general are just ways to get as much money out of their customers (not going to validate them by calling them students) as they can, in exchange for as little as they can manage

That's usually how it goes. "WE have a good reason to not do this thing, but we won't elaborate cause that would then show we have no real good fucking reason. Other than lining our own pockets."

it is really insane... i remember a story about shabazz napier he was a point guard for uconn. they were a big underdog and won the championship. he later said in interviews that he wasnt eating because he was dead broke.. no time to get a job and the NCAA is making BILLIoNS off them

@@1x0x preach

Hahahaha, I thought of this scene the moment I heard the ruling!!

They should have also ruled for retroactive payments for the past NCAA stars that got the slave whip yet never made money in the pros to make up for it. What a scam they had going.

😂😂

That’s a great deal ..

@Happy DeLarge the word slave originates from the Slavic people, yes white people, who were enslaved in masses.

@Happy DeLarge A slav is white though or am I just getting color blind while looking at google images.

@Happy DeLarge true, they indenture themselves to Walmart, and McDonald's and other low wage corporations or join the military and they NEVER understand their position as slaves in the system.

Just facts

totally blew me away figuring what this clip was about, lol

And hes kinda right

this is the exact reason why NCAA 2014 was the last ncaa football game. because they couldnt figure out how to not pay the athletes but also use their likeness

Not from the US, can you explain?

@@Dreamer19454 universities don't pay their student athletes, although they do get money from their likeness. In very funny way with this bit SP is playing with idea that student athletes are slaves

You are absolutely right. We are nothing, but slaves to these university or college corporations. I am very truly sorry for what happen to you. I know you will get better. Take care.

I'm really sorry to hear this. There should be some safety nets like workman's comp for athletes injured during games or training. I wish you the best.

Sorry to hear it. I went to two major universities and they both treated me like shit. I was absolutely nothing but a cash cow to them. I tried going out for two different sports and was not even considered because I was "too short". 5 foot nine, the same height as Babe Ruth. I could run the 100 M in 11 flat, throw 200 feet with pinpoint accuracy, benchpress 320 pounds, stuff like that. They wouldn't even let me try out. Guess I was lucky. Oh, and my degrees are worthless, too. And I consider myself blessed, as I survived all they put me through. and I'm happy, healthy, and not living in the street, where they obviously wanted to put me. Good luck!

Shit...

Ever see the movie "Rain People"? Watch for the back-story of James Caan's character.

Don't forget the southern accent. I think they frickin nailed it. With the older dialect too.

The first slave owner in America was Anthony Johnson - a black man...... Finally - you've been red pilled

@@tiarnan76 he was also jewish

He looks a lot like Leo Di Caprio from Django Unchained

This clip was the first thing I thought about when I heard the news. "Student athletes, that is brilliant sir" haha

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@@SimSays wat

So this is why the video went up to my recommended... America is weird with the college sports... Hey but my uni had a cs;go and LOL league but they won't build a 40 pcs with 3080gtx for that... The 3080gtx here are for training neural networks.

The NCAA did not "pass it," they were forced to by the US Supreme Court ruling in favor of the student athletes being able to receive endorsement deals off their names/likenesses.

Lynch...Name checks out

They are. $200,000 in tuition alone and 99% of them will never make a living in sports. Good deal for most. But people are whiny pussies nowadays

@@mrbranson73 that the college will make back at least doubled. The NCAA is a giant scam. Most college coaches are paid equal to Pro Sport coaches. Bigger schools are businesses. Cartman is actually dead on here.

I ain’t arguin’!

Atholetes*

Yeah ...even in movies they pay the family of the deceased for a CGI likeness (“loopholes” is jargon of the rich)

@@rafaelpedro9494 They excuse it with credits for not paying for classes. But then, if they paid their student atholetes a salary for playing on the team, the students could just pay for their own classes and pocket the rest.

Reality IS South Park now.

They lack the intelligence.

Last week tonight had a great piece about this issue as well if you're interested.

@@grogery1570 Libtard alert.

Wtf bro I thought you were me when I read this comment lmaooo

@John Smith slow down, why tf gotta bring that into this? As far as I’m aware colleges aren’t actively trying to turn its students into Marxist far leftists, your free to prove me wrong

@Angelwing Nipple Degrees that are needed to be employed in the institution and don’t even pay enough to repay the student loan unless you live in your car.

@@thoumotherdearest9041 what can you expect from a guy called John Smith

@@thoumotherdearest9041 aren't a lot of uni's forcing students to follow certain courses that have nothing to do with their degree? Also forget uni, the start in middle school now with CRT.

@@neovenom9833 They're teaching college-level legal theory to middle-schoolers? Where?

Sadly this was the last time we hear this quote

@@azelorian146 that's good. You don't want to eat anything after the cherries

Yup....and that is almost exactly the same reasoning a racist or boomer uses, when they complain about anything that changes. Weird isn't it?

@@anthonysheehan361 Are you insinuating that it's a racial issue for the colleges rather than a economic one?... or are you always this vague?

Well originally 100 years ago it was just voluntary, playing for fun outside of class. There was no money in it. But then people gathered to watch so the schools built stands and charged admission and offered uniforms and traveling and even free tuition for the players. It had grown so that now there was money in it, but they never had to pay the players before so they still don't want to.

@@anthonysheehan361 It's almost as if conservatism tries to keep things as they are?

@@Mp57navy exactly! Things need to always change so that those implementing the change can exploit the change with maximum efficiency.

It took him so much effort, I almost felt bad for him.

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