He's definitely a low IQ narcissist.

spot on analysis!!! lol !!!!!

I actually feel a little sorry for him, a big part of narcissism is it's covering up the underlying feelings of inadequacy, emptyness and shame...I suspect he's only like that infront of the cameras, and probably has a pretty miserable life otherwise.

@@terrybull1534 Reminds me of trump.

Am I the only one who thinks this guy is hilarious??

He was scared shitless hahaha

He reminds me of Andy from the office

@@bobsburgers8497 omg I never thought of that but he absolutely is

@@bobsburgers8497 the resemblance is...uncanny; if u get this reference ily

Yeah he definitely uses laughter when he is nervous, scared, or gets called out for lying. Lol

i stg

Lmfao

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You’re the kind of guy that takes someone else’s comment from another video

You stole my comment from the other Robert video

^^^

that sounds like something a child would say to his friends to show off Robert is absolutely pathetic and a coward

Seriously you're right

Yup...

yes, did you see the clip of him in a classroom? he pulls out food and yells to the kids "I'M GONNA SHARE MY COMMISARY WITH YOU GUYS!!!!" i can just imagine what the parents thought when their kids went home asking what commisary was

Dude he was “sick” 💀💀💀💀

Dude said he was a big guy

@A Non but the difference is I don’t want to be on the show 😂😂

@@gr26ko looooool

I mean dude he literally got himself put in isolation early on. You wouldn't last 3 days in isolation.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭🤦‍♂️😂🤣😭😭😭

This actually made me laugh out loud

I cracked up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Facts !!!!

actually Robert explains a lot of why children are the way they are these days

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 facts

I don’t think anyone likes him

That's a narcissist for ya

Lmao

@ツlisa that’s so true

Never heard that saying before... I like it and can't wait to use it!

this is maybe the funniest comment ive ever read

That’s so funny 😬

Omg 🤣🤣🤣 bet he knows jujitsu

@@OgNightcrawler don't disrespect jujitsu like that clearly he would of used his secret weapon the patty cake😂🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 action music lmfaooooo

he probably play the music himself by humming it.

@@OgNightcrawler nah man, he trains UFC!!

He was there for constipation.

Lol literally scared “shitless”

@@jaysonneff8170 LMAOO I didn’t even think about that

I think he’s trolling honestly

Robert was beyond scared straight 💀

See how your life looks good 😊

@@colorfulrain100 ??????

@@chrisjimenez2192 see how your life looks good 😊

@@johonnahenderson1170?????????

To be narcissistic by definition means to lack self awareness. One can't have perspective when the only point of reference you have is your self.

Most teachers are weirdo democrats

@@ThereAreTwoGenders not like this though

@@ThereAreTwoGenders yea dude I’ve never had a teacher like this🤦‍♂️

He has a youtube channel, he' teaching in Vietnam. Probably because Schools in the US won't let him near a one after this.

Facts!

😂😂😂 dude live in a dream

Let’s be real here. Robert is a big guy. He might not be as big as mr. Maple syrup but he’s still a big guy

@@thomasspengler9044 we know this is you Robert lol

@@tonybalony1811 obviously this isn’t Robert. My name is Thomas Spengler and his name is Robert Harris. Two completely different people. I am just one of many advocates of Robert’s. Without Robert’s 3 days in Cell block D and 30 days in isolation, Mr. Maple Syrup’s operation would have failed. I made it a success

@@tonybalony1811 I mean Robert made it a success

Zack won the bet he only did 3 days.

​@@ChaNnArD-mD 💯

I'm dead 💀 😅

It"s not a joke Mocking these peoples reality some of those guys arent coming home so for him to come in the prision with that sarcastic attitude would've gotten him killed and knows it, thats why is checked out!

@@ObesePuppies I don’t even know 😭😂😂

@@ObesePuppies yea there is

Robert from season 1: Do you have the NFL network here? Mark from season 5: I don't want to be like Robert Also mark from season 5: I want to watch ESPN

That would’ve been normal under a different circumstance because sports are mandatory on in jail when available cause everyone is gambling. His dumbass probably asked during the off-season 🤣

The cop sitting next to captain maples literally looks like he is made of bacon

That was why he covered the camera. That was a check in🤣🤣🤣

U can definitely tell he was scared, it's not hard to read eyes and eye's tell all.

@@eriklindstedt5970 If he was honest about his experience,instead of all this bravado he puts on,he wouldn't be getting ragged on in the first place.

@@scottdixon2697 i would be too sh*ttt, dudes were talking about running a train 😂

And I operated a bespoke lollipop stall with Gloria Gaynor in Blue Island Ilanois, what of it?

@@TrevorParsnips I'm from bravo company 101st airborne division. I served in WWII and Korea. I fought in Vietnam with Zack who ended saving our entire unit. I served with him again in 2004 and stayed there until 2011.. I'm still ranking as a private lieutenant gladly.

I stopped 911 from happening

Who threw you a peanut? Who cares if he is not cut out to be a jail rat? It's just entertainment.

@@Han-Solo459 uhhhhh Do you even like… know what 60 days in is about? Use your brain and answer your own question shouldn’t be too hard if you have any intelligence

Basically when you put people in jail that are Inherently not supposed to be there it can go a number of ways lol. Every body is obviously so different & to think these people would react to this joke of a program, in the same way.. is hilarious 😂

Exactly

Lol they were gonna run a train on his lame@ss 😂

Yup check in move All day!

@@ericperkins7910 someone, a chick actually bitched to me that " Robert" was so, so sick! Probably was him, himself, what an unbelievable joke. Anyway the joke is on them.

Robert is 6 foot two 220 pounds and on top of that he made that show, nobody would’ve watch those boring fat idiots. That’s including Mr. maple syrup, that remark had me LMFAO 😂

Robert is clearly an actor.

being a weirdo isnt illegal

Scariest part is that he was a substitute teacher for small children. I don't want him anywhere near kids.

@@user-pi4cc5ll1u he never said it was.. he was just meaning its scary people like Robert walk among us everyday..

He just got arrested again

What was he gonna do

You could just tell he wanted to smack the goofiness off Robert's face

@@warlord562 Lose his temper

@@tomothybahamothy foh

@@warlord562 😂

Tami was a crybaby weirdo.

They were the perfect people to have there for that. They know better than to take his bait, and humiliated him with just their eyes.

They actually learned from the experience and didn't treat it like a joke. I don't blame them for chewing him out.

well jail is full of sociopaths so he was a good fit then

Facts, he didnt know what to do.

6:12 🤣

I have been in the hole and heard people that check in and don't want to go back to mainline so badly that they cry. It's sad

😆 😆 😆

He's 6'2 220 lbs

His prison suit was so many sizes too big for him

He is built bro and he made that show. Their ratings would have been terrible without Robert🇺🇸👍

@@anthonylarocco6763 kinda like mama June. Nobody liked them, just wanted to see how stupid they all are

Hopefully he gets fired.

Brilliant reply

@beezer bobum 😎

@beezer bobum In the shower, if Robert slips he grabs for the stream of water to get his balance.

He probably brings his wife's GF breakfast in bed while he's at it.

BF

😂😂

What about child predators or arsonists or 6 year old terrorists ?

@@gutWrench9mm what????

At least at his age. There are plenty of younger Dipshit’s who act like this

There's more

@@Loud_bike_fast107 I think he means these all actually exist but he put it hella weird.

Yeah I just need to do math 🧮 eutrophication

Ratings for the show, and it worked😂

@@MaskedBooty Exactly. But once he took it too far, the cops also realized he was in danger and pulled him out. Robert can pretend to be something he's not for the camera, but convicts are for real. And so are the locks in a sock they use to mete out pain to annoying people like Robert.

@@thesollylama130 That’s a fair analysis, I also think there are just tons of different personalities in the world with components you wouldn’t necessarily guess would be in the same person. I know guys who can talk tough all day but can’t fight a lick, and I’ve known guys who seem like the funniest goofiest dudes who’ve ever met who are absolute killers in a fight. Some people have a facade they present but they can turn it on, they’re silly but they’ve got a whole other gear. Sometimes you just don’t know until you’re in a serious situation which one YOU even are, so I suspect they were just hoping for the best.

For the views

RAATINGS MAYBEEE?

@DJ Coin Laundry I died when he said no 😂

Seriously

He said i i got sick -.-

He was smart enough to know they were gonna run a train on his dumb@ss 😂

NO HE DIDNT. HE WASNT SCARED HE WAS TRYING TO....to.... hmmm.... *thinking.... WWRS* What would Robert say?

😂😭

I’m dead 😂😂😂

-and then doesn’t listen to them and drinks it instead

Back in time , when no mobile phones, if you run out of magazines, that's was a common practique while pooping xD Just sayin'

“It says dime sized amount, I usually put a quarter size though” 😐

Don't do Tim Curry like that- 🤚😭

Oh yeah haha

Hahahahahaha

Trumps also in that movie.

@@powow4279 he is indeed - for about 5 seconds

😅😅😅

He just has a sense of humor mans was funny to me lol

@@Squidwordwavypants he has a sense of humour that is often punched in the face

@@Squidwordwavypants his humor has a touch of mania to it.

Cause he actually thinks he's tough.

I mean Robert would be quite funny in a scripted TV show like The Office or something. But since this is reality TV, its kinda sad that his goofy self has carried him for 40 years.

110% agreed

@@rachelkania5833 how else do you think he got a girlfriend?

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Without a doubt!

100% he’s seriously seriously weird

He treated it like a joke right away.

I mean he's not a small guy

He’s kinda tall 6’3 I believe

@@l.arandom1631 big guy usually doesn't refer to height, but muscular..

@@deltapk3 Being big does not refer to muscular, if that were the case, people on My 600lbs Life would be little since they barely have any muscle mass.

😂😂 I had to rewatch it just to see. That head roll was hilarious!

but the inmates shouldnt be so violent to random people not causing a problem. thats goof behaviour.

He is absolutely a craven individual and he thinks he hides it when it is clear as day. No woman wants him because he is so easy to see though but he thinks he is solid. He isn't. He is a scary individual and someone to avoid.

@@GBEWgw2 this is jail bro, they’re not exactly all good people in there. What do you expect

@@GBEWgw2 what LMAO

@Brain Sucker and thats why they have no freedom, are trapped and babysat their entire time while there. meanwhile thinknig they match up to anybody not causing the type of problems that ended them up there. Goof behaviors still.

Nah i'm pretty sure anyone would feel weird if maybe 6 or 7 billion people told you that you are weird.

@@direct2397 I would have thought the same thing, before I saw Robert... But I honestly wouldn't be at all surprised if he did.

People use the word weird too much. They call people who are just quiet or introverted weird. Robert is genuinely what I would call weird

Okay if hes weird does it bother u? Why do you feel the need to put someone else down

Because he HAS to be that way. If you put him in a situation where he had no choice but to face his own failures, he could implode like a dying star. And he knows it. He's hanging on for dear life with this acting and posturing

I wouldn’t say segregation I’d say disconnected from reality

@@piercecomerford1258 it’s a joke

You win comment of the day

@DJ Coin Laundry What's racist?

I rarely laugh at comments. Thank you very much for the chuckle haha

No he wasn't.... he was almost pod boss status at the country club county

@@BrooklynBaby100 He was making a joke.

Okay but I think Zac was the worst he judges everyone and his wife but he Sat there quiet in the pod 60 days... he picks on weak people and I'd love to just hit him one

@@jchifos agree

No doubt. He checked in.

I wouldn’t let him near my child at all! He’s a creeper!

You can Definitely tell he looks down on everyone

@@charliedeegan1598 Thats because in reality, deep down, he really looks down on himself. Thats the reason hes trying to belittle others, to bring them down to his perceived level

He is probably the most fun teacher the kids have. I wouldn't want to know you people!

He doesn't even see himself as human

shout out sean ranklin

Ayo Wendys of Redemption

I'm dead lol. 🤣🤣🤣

🤣😂🤣💀

What are you doing here Richard

Facts 😂😂

Because he knows their whole operation and he’s going to shut it down😂😂

He at least made it in the pod.. Unlike another guy

@@Vaxitino One guy didn’t get through intake

Angele

Michael Scott without the humanity.

how is it staged 🤣

@Sasha Byrd lmao 🤣🤣

How hard is it to get a bunch of idiots to sign up for this lol

How is it staged, these are real people and real jails, like in one of the seasons with pod boss "2 tall" he is a real active member in the streets if you know, you know!!

It definitely looks staged. Jail isn’t like this at all. The inmates looked like they were told to act like a stereotypical movie

I don’t wanna work for this weekend or so if I need anything else to help out my friends and family or whatever you can have for Christmas or Christmas dinner and then I will stop to get you a ride to the house for the weekend or something for you and me and your family in the family and I can babysit and I will stop to get a ride to you guys and I can get a hold on my friends house if I need anything else to help out my family or friends to get it back up on my friends and family or whatever else to help out with the kids I need help with this one I just can’t really be a problem I don’t have to be there all on the one I have no problem I don’t wanna work out this time for my family but I’m just going crazy with all of my family I don’t wanna work for this week I just need a lot to help out with the kids I don’t wanna work for this week or tomorrow I just can’t bro I just need a lot to help out my friends and family or friends to get me some more of my life I don’t wanna work for this weekend I just need a lot to do for this week and I’m just like I know I just need a ride and I’m just like I can’t no windows or whatever but I’m just like that I know I can’t no windows but I’m not working I don’t have a lot to help you but I’m not doing that for right here I’m so sad I don’t wanna work for this week but I’m just like that I’m so sad for me no one else to me is that I’m just like that I know you don’t know why you can’t do it so I’m not doing that right I just need you a way of things like I do but I’m just not working right here I just can’t really be like that I know you don’t know what to say but I just need a little bit more like I love money and I’m not working on it I just don’t need anything else to help you with all my work and I’m just like that I’m so tired of that I can’t no

I bet he is already disliked by virtually everybody he knows, works with, or is neighbors with. He likely puts on an act for any social contact, but he is so bad at it that it would be funny if it weren't so grating and ultimately-- sad.

Dude literally moved to vietnam lol

@@sephen131 seriously?

@@sephen131 STOP. If you're serious than they legitimately need to check the homicide numbers since his arrival 😳

🤣😂😂😂😂

That’s called compulsive liar

and he's not even a good liar

He gets off on lying like slipping jimmy 😂🤣

I was waiting for someone to point that out lol

AS SOON AS I SAW THIS COMMENT HE SAID IT IN THE VIDEO

HE GOT HIM BAD 😂

Dawg😂😂😂

His name is maples makes it even funnier

Omg lol 😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lmmfao😂

This one was the best 🤣

His mother is probably a body in a shack somewhere be honest bro

Protection Custody 😂

The p word

He’s a scared diaper sniper

I just can’t believe it was the one

He is a weird person if nothing else, and probably a compulsive liar with almost no positive attributes to contribute to programs like this.

Compulsively lying sociopaths aren’t bad people, huh?

@@antcantcook960 your mom

no one coulda said it better she was mad irritating

Lmaooo

It was funny when she was w her husband/wife and she was just so much bigger than Tammi she looked like a kid looking up to her like that was her mom. Lmao.

Best part was when that 1 girl just casually started wearing her flip flops hahahaha

I was just thinking like why is she talking everything made her angry and cry she should of just said she wanted to hang with the cool kids cause that’s what it was all about lol

Lol! I hear ya Ghost..I hear ya

LMAOO

I actually wish no one would look at me like that 😂😂😂😂

@@limyize 2:20 You sure?

😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I had that kid in my neighborhood this made me bust out laughing

Just so he can act all hard n front of middle schoolers😂😭

I don't think this is the fame he was looking for lol

@@franciscomagallon3364 Robert looks like the kinda guy who is _frequently_ hard in front of middle schoolers…

@@archgirl He definitely texts his students 100% no doubt

Want to look hard for the school kids. Hes a strange cat thats for sure