"I'd rather wear arseless chaps, smear myself in honey and crawl through an ant farm" Dude... I lost it.

"Because I'm a douchebag that's obsessed with first person shooters" Aw, GMan, I wouldn't say you're _obssessed_ ...;)

Damn, the Youngblood quote didn't age well... Long story short, it was complete BS.

“Hopefully they can fix the franchise on the upcoming 2019”, well sorry to break it to you but have you heard of Youngblood

2:25 "hopefully they can fix the franchise for the upcoming sequels in 2019" no, they just fucked up everything with wolfenstein youngblood

What about Postal 3? A game so bad, they took it off shelves.

Gggmanlives is one of the few KZfaqrs who can make a game list video with actual distinct personality and observations, without sounding like a homogenized polished turd made by people who probably never played the games they speak about

Someone just earned themselves a thumbs up with that sweet sleepining joke

Coming from a second born child. I am my parents' dissapointing sequel.

Unreal II: The Sleepening *nailed it*

Game title: *Serious* Sam Enemy in the game: Exploding clowns

I'm so offended, you victimized me, give me money. All kidding aside, every new video you release is an absolute gift. Great list and it is hard to disagree with your number 1 when I literally found it at the dollar store. "I'd buy that for a dollar"... Well... Maybe not.

The only reason people bought moh warfighter is so they could get access to the bf4 beta

Remember kids, don't do rails of brownies or you'll end up like Serious Sam 2. Also you'll clog your nose up with chocolate something fierce 🙄😂

2:25 Not only they didnt fix it, they made it much, much worse.

Hey bud, I heard you called the first Serious Sam 'gritty', and I just wanted to check and see if you're ok

The thing I hated the most about Unreal 2 was the walking speed. It was the slowest, most sluggish loping I've ever encountered. Sleepening is right.

You are one of the best reviewers on KZfaq at the moment!

Aw there’s a reason why you’re one of my favourite KZfaq channels and this video is a perfect example of why

"More generic than a child playing 'Hot Cross Buns' on a recorder." Brilliant.

You should have included Shogo 2 for not existing. I'm surprised you didn't include Contract JACK and Soldier of Fortune Payback.

This was painful, had a lot of hope for these games, all that potential squandered

the sheer amount of variety in Serious Sam 2 alone makes it worth playing, its actually a fun game and long one too. I would take another SS game like 2 any day, rather than what they did to SS3.

I'm always a bit sad when people shit on Serious Sam 2. Sure, it's weird, it has some scenes with awkward humor, ugly character models, and occasionally bad level design with boring fights... BUT overall it's still a very nice game. It's generally fun to play, it can sometimes be fucking hilarious, and it has very diverse environments with beautiful graphics (even today) and awesome music.

There are so many years since i started watching you man, and only now I realized it. You remind me how fast time is whizzing past us. You are the best man, keep up the good work.

To be fair,unreal two is probably the most worldbuilding we'll ever get about the UT universe,I wished wed get to see the skarrj wars,I wish we'd get to see the Liandri robotic rebellion,but unfortunately a story in the universe may never see the light of day because everyone just wants the arena shooter

"Serious Sam was a gritty area shooter" either we didn't play the same game or have very different definitions of gritty cause I always read serious sam as a cartoony absurdist parody of something like duke nukem

Serious Sam 2 was one of the first FPS games I played on PC back in the day. I remember enjoying the hell out of it and poured hours into it. Having played the other entries since and although it doesn't hold up as well but still look back on it fondly and holds great significance as one of my earliest memories of PC gaming. Awesome video as always G.

Fear 3 would have been a great addition.But great video over all!

I swear to god I went from Serious Sam 1 to the second game and thought it was normal because I was high playing the games with my friends. Like my brain went "No, no this makes sense..."

This is pretty great. You've made me want to do this kind of video.

Damn, I still remember being 12 and buying Unreal II and then playing it and having this sinking feeling in my stomach knowing I had just wasted my allowance.

Sam 2 is dope tho, and Sam 1 was never gritty lol

Serious Sam 2 is an awesome game! We used to gather up and have lan parties playing in co op.

Love the video, would like to see a 'best sequels to FPS games' sometime =)

9:34 "If there's ever been a game sequel more different in tone than Serious Sam 2 it fails to come to mind." Serious Sam 3: Am I a joke to you?

Have you ever thought of reviewing the Metroid Prime trilogy?

I wonder what made serious sam 2 so memorable... For some reason. the music. The themes were all so rpg levels of terrific.

"Time to kick gum and chew ass" - a masterful Wildean switch-up - i'm still struggling to type this while laughing still

9:00 HOLY SHIT YOURE A FAN OF THE BEAST I was not prepared for that gman, the old days of KZfaq were good :)

Yeah, the tonal Shift in Serious Sam 2 was weird, and the Game had it's Flaws, But i still had heaps of Fun with my Friends in Coop. Todd Howard told me that is a valid Argument. :D Great Video as usual !

I'd argue you're somewhat wrong about Medal of Honor: Warfighter. The developers at Danger Close made immense strides in capturing the real weapons, gear and attachments special forces use in their operations. Everything asset-wise is based on some sort of real world equipment. The game itself is definitely generic, but it also attempted to branch from boring arcade shooters with tactical authenticity. Not realism, but authenticity, which is the staple of the franchise. The weapons, uniforms, dialogue, and some of the tactics (especially room clearing) were made to pay homage to reality. The sad thing is that the release product was a neutered version of what once was. EA and Danger Close got in a lot of hot water with their military contacts early on and had a mighty hammer slammed down on them by the US government, mostly in relation to mission details being too close to the likes of actual SEAL deployments. One of their consultants was a DEVGRU operator that participated in the Bin Laden raid. Danger Close was doing as much as they could to honor the soldier, but they flew too close to the sun. Realistic missions and tactical mechanics were removed to appease them but aspects like real licensed weapons and attachments remain. This is why mechanics like the "long" reload animations are in the final build. The animation takes into account magazine pouches on the plate carrier which adds another layer to the reload. tl;dr Medal of Honor: Warfighter has a lot more going for it as an authentic simcade shooter than most give it credit for and the game itself has a much more storied backstory than the public knows. SergeantMerrell did a great dissection of the situation back when the game came out: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/kJqdh7Np3czHm2g.html

This guy is becoming my favorite KZfaqr. Love his content!

Duke nukem forever does have some fun set pieces and one-liners, I’d give it a solid 7. It’s not nearly as bad as people made it out to be

11:14 because 2K forced croteam to go with this artstyle, later on 2k tried to get the rights to serious sam but thank god they didnt

Duke Nukem Forever is like an old Duke Nukem trying to be in his prime, but due to delays he just fails.

19:24 I had no idea that taking a leak was an Alpha-male thing to do. [Chugging water]

I played the hell out of new colusses! I enjoyed just as much as new order.

"Fuckin' RAW !"

Serious Sam 2's development supposedly received a LOT of interference from Take 2 games. Which is why it is more cartoony then the first game. Croteam has actually disowned the game, and have stated for a few years now that they want to make a 'new' Serious Sam 2 that will make the one we currently have, non- cannon.

Honestly, I loved the story in Wolfenstein II. The failed prison-break followed by the decapitation scene will stay with me forever, great GREAT stuff. The difficulty spikes is a valid argument, I agree, but I just love the story.

Another great video mate, thanks.

That Blood gameplay at the beginning looked smooth af, holy shit. Was that BloodGDX?

Peruvian here. I still remember the frustration my best friend and I felt in 1997 with Blood 2. Back then we had no internet so we only found out about it via videogame magazines imported from the US every now and then so the excitement and hype build up was really intense... I remember the awesome pictures and interviews bragging about the improved gameplay, master horror music and theme, and the like. But when the moment to play it came, it was an incredibly underwhelming experience compared to its 'better and crispier' predecesor 😐 Broken difficulty curves, less complex and more lineal levels, and ineffective weapons to mention a few. Interestingly enough, I now believe the whole game could be turned into an amazing comic or graphic novel. Also,1:33 I died 😂

I would have thought Perfect Dark Zero would have been on here. Still a great video shedding light on poorly handled sequels.

The fact you mentioned EL PRESADOR instantly turned this video into a 10/10

I remember playing doom 2 for the first time as a kid. I was like 'WTF' this is literally the same game as doom 1, just with the new maps.

I remember loving Medal of Honor: Warfighter when it came out. Albeit, I was 11 when it came out and I was in my emo phase and took everything *super* seriously. I loved the multiplayer a ton, but I remember jack shit about the campaign.

Just discovered your channel and you're fucking hilarious. Glad to find an FPS focused channel and you got some good takes.

17:25 was so unexpected I nearly choked on my pizza from laughing so hard. Got me good

I loved Serious Sam 2 when I was younger. The corny b movie vibe made it my favorite of the entire franchise so 🤷‍♂️😂

>I hope they can fix the franchise for the upcoming sequels in 2019. Hearing that comment and with Wolfenstein Youngblood being out... oof!

Unreal awakening in very nostalgic to me... I like that game when i was younger. Never played it again since then. But memories are strong.

that medal of honor car chase pissed me off!! and would you believe there's a trophy/achievement for that game to beat the game on hardest difficulty with permadeath.

I would say that Sierra was built on King's Quest and Space Quest, not Leisure Suit Larry, but ok.

I thought Unreal II was decent, and I appreciated the cinematics. But it was different enough from the first game I could see how it could be disappointing.

I already knew before watching this video that New colossus was gonna be in it

Sounds like they took FANTASIA SHROOMS during the making of serious sam 2

ELPRESADOR needs to come back GUNGA GUNGA GUN ON GUN YA DONE

The first game that came to mind for me: Perfect Dark Zero.

Thanks Ggg for the suggestion at the end. I was very angry bout the inclusion of Serious Sam, but then I drank bleach, and now I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Red Faction 2, funnily enough Red Faction Armageddon was just as disappointing sequel when compared Red Faction Guerilla obviously they not FPS games though.

I played through Unreal 2, I got it on a Friday and other that weekend end I completed it twice. At the time I thought it was great, I played through it many times.

I've never once lost my shit on a KZfaqr based on their opinions. I'm simply in it for the entertainment and you make entertaining videos and that's my opinion

The funniest thing about the roast about our mom is so fucken true in my case my mum has golden heart she very kind nearly perfect but one thing she is always late to everything so the fact u said ''we hate cause we wait on your mom'' is so spot on for me

Boy, I remember when Medal of Honor: Warfighter came out. That title and box art was such a generic joke at that point.

I absolutely agree with MoH:W It was just that, GENERIC, the most GENERIC MoH CoD game ever :( The shooting felt to me like it didn't have much of an impact as well! Thanks for the great videos, man! P.S. I LOVED Serious Sam 2 and spend so many hours in Co-OP :D

Nice video mate was kinda expecting "soldier of fortune 3" one of my most disappointing games but these others were probably worse so good work ;)

Glad you mentioned MOH: Warfighter. When I first saw it I thought it could be cool with all the badasses of counter-terrorism coming together both in story and multiplayer but it was just such a letdown. I agree the shooting felt off and the chase scenes were grating but you didn't even touch the multiplayer's issues. The gun customizing system was confusing and annoying to the point I left them all as I got them and just tried to deal with it. Then the nonstop lag and other issues just killed it but turns out there was more to the story. Some of the problems came after when the military support (consultants and such) got pulled due to supposedly revealing too much actual Tier 1 unit classified information to the developers as well as flak from anti gun groups due to all the guns and such being actually made things and 'influencing pro gun attitudes'. There was more and I found a great video on it but can't remember who made it. If all the problems hadn't dragged it down, I think they could've salvaged at least the multiplayer but sadly it bit the bullet fast.

I didn't mind the cartoony drugtrip-esque artstyle of Serious Sam 2, but the gameplay was WAY to slow.

E-EXTRA LI-IFE! *_cash register sound_*

It’s fitting to have duke playing with his poop in DK Forever

serious sam 2 is like that time I went to disneyland and forgot to wear pants

I agree with all the criticism on Blood 2, yet I enjoyed it in a nice and relaxing way. It was definitely not as wild, creative or awesome looking as the first, but fun enough.

My first thought was the perfect dark sequel on the 360

I gotta be honest the car chases in Warfighter were amazing in my opinion. There were multiple times where I took what I thought was a wrong turn but corrected myself in a very cool and believable way. Plus, the destruction was great. Other than that I could’ve been sleeping and I would’ve been just as engaged.

Amazing video

I quite enjoyed the new colossus, but I respect your opinion though.😁

Cant wait for RAGE 2 AND DOOM ETERNAL. THE RISE OF OLD SCHOOL

Love you G man always right on the money.

I actually really liked Warfighter but to each their own, very enjoyable video to watch :)

How is it civvie11 has covered shogo:mobile armor the same day?

"Hey did I mention I hate Wolfenstein The New Collosus"

Haha, that ELPRESADOR reference came out of nothing. "STUCK! STUUUUUCK!"

I begged for my parents to upgrade my computer so I could play unreal 2 at launch. I had a magazine with a preview of it and they were saying things like "each blade of grass will be influenced by the wind" couldn't be more disappointed when I finally bought it.

16:41 WTF is that Obama?

I would add Vietcong 2. What a let down, Vietcong was such a great game!

Great video! I did not grow up with Duke Nukem 3D which might be why I had fun with Duke Nukem Forever - I liked much of the game but for a game which had been in development hell for so long it sure could have been better. Just a tip for future content, maybe not tell people to kill themselves because they disagree with you.

shit on this until I run out of toilet paper.. you are a master of words bro. you are teaching me so much

You seem to be pretty annoyed by people disagreeing with your opinions. Normally I'd agree with you about people being too sensitive, but I skipped Soma for 3 years because of your review, and when I finally only played it because it was free on GOG, I found it had one of the most memorable game stories I've ever experienced. I'm not saying you should put up with online abuse from assholes who can't understand criticism, but turning your comments section into an echo chamber by trying to preemptively shut down differing opinions just doesn't seem healthy, and it certainly doesn't benefit the people who are genuinely trying to find out whether or not they should play a game.