7 Failed Consoles That Made No Sense Even Then

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6 жыл бұрын

Whether due to a lack of games, a botched launch, or an unshakeable belief in the monetary potential of edutainment, plenty of games consoles have fallen by the wayside. Here are seven instances that made it pretty clear why for every hugely successful Wii, or PS2, or Nintendo DS, there are a bunch of Bandai Wonderswans. What? Exactly.
During the early 1990s, CD-ROMs were the hottest thing in gaming, with their increased storage capacity allowing for much higher quality music, visuals and, occasionally, full motion video of Jeff Goldblum as Dracula.
Hoping to ride the wave of CD-ROM popularity that would presumably continue for all time, electronics company Philips introduced the CDI, a home console with a CD ROM drive that was considerably cheaper than a PC, thanks to not needing any of the expensive additional things PCs had, like monitors, keyboards or fun games to play.
That wasn’t for lack of trying. Philips acquired the rights to make games using Nintendo characters, which meant the CDI was home to a Mario game, which was bad, and three Zelda games, which were worse.
The Philips CDI was discontinued in 1998, having sold only 200,000 units and having lost Philips one billion dollars. No FMV game is worth a billion dollars, Philips. Unless it’s got Jeff Goldblum in it as Dracula, obviously.
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@Raedrie
@Raedrie 6 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone else has acknowledged a game where Jeff Goldblum is a vampire, confirming it was not just a fever dream I had as a child that has continued to haunt me into adulthood.
@kungfool69
@kungfool69 4 жыл бұрын
Goosebumps: Return to Horror Land!!! I had that on PC!
@vanessadotson8067
@vanessadotson8067 4 жыл бұрын
It was just, not right
@chaimricardo4267
@chaimricardo4267 2 жыл бұрын
you prolly dont care but does someone know a way to get back into an Instagram account?? I was dumb forgot my account password. I would appreciate any tips you can offer me
@dawsonbenedict6984
@dawsonbenedict6984 2 жыл бұрын
@Chaim Ricardo Instablaster :)
@chaimricardo4267
@chaimricardo4267 2 жыл бұрын
@Dawson Benedict thanks for your reply. I got to the site through google and Im trying it out now. I see it takes a while so I will get back to you later when my account password hopefully is recovered.
@TacComControl
@TacComControl 6 жыл бұрын
The Ouya can and will always be summed up to me in the fact that on the day it launched, I saw an in-box Ouya under the glass at the Goodwill not far from where I live. If your console ends up in the thrift shop on launch day, you know you've goofed.
@sloppynyuszi
@sloppynyuszi 4 жыл бұрын
TacComControl I think the Ouya was misunderstood. It’s not that difficult to make Android games and it was powerful enough to play emulated games. It was cheap and a lot less hassle than a raspberry pie. I was surprised that there isn’t a bigger niche fan base for the console.
@xXLunatikxXlul
@xXLunatikxXlul 4 жыл бұрын
@@sloppynyuszi you make good points.
@addajjalsonofallah6217
@addajjalsonofallah6217 4 жыл бұрын
@alysdexia the grammer nazis have evolved
@ACanOfBakedBeans
@ACanOfBakedBeans 4 жыл бұрын
To be honest the Ouya was pretty good for emulation. The actual games made for it though....meh Of course nowadays with a Pi and retropie, you don't really need it
@addajjalsonofallah6217
@addajjalsonofallah6217 4 жыл бұрын
@alysdexia Uh huh
@stevenwhuntva
@stevenwhuntva 4 жыл бұрын
I loved the OUYA. It did everything I wanted it to and more. Then again I also bought it for $18 at a Goodwill.
@MrBgMn
@MrBgMn 4 жыл бұрын
Same. Company got bought though, so they don't work anymore
@eggs8021
@eggs8021 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrBgMn Apparently the community has made it work I don't remember how though
@freman007
@freman007 6 жыл бұрын
The biggest problem for the Sega Saturn was... SEGA. They made a half-assed effort at a 32 bit upgrade for the Megadrive with the 32X, threw out the Saturn without real support, and then brought out the Dreamcast shortly afterwards. The Saturn and the Dreamcast were both good game systems, the Dreamcast about on par with the Playstation 2, and easy enough to program for (which was the big problem with the Saturn) but Sega threw in the towel shortly after that. Basically Sega Japan and Sega America could never get their shit together and so what had been decent systems with potential got shelved.
@1Sonicsky1
@1Sonicsky1 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the biggest issue that I saw was that Service Games relied heavily on having the absolute best hardware possible in their consoles. They basically set themselves up to be trumped by another company that made hardware that was just barely good enough for the job, and then could focus the rest of the cash on their library. SEGA also had the issue of believing that the Western culture was not ready for RPGs and such, thusly sticking mostly to arcade style fighters and platformers. The Saturn had eight freaking CPUs, which was absolutely unnecessary and cost prohibitive. The Dreamcast used shaders and lighting that couldn't even be properly emulated on anything until DirectX12. Basically, SEGA thought that people cared more about having a powerful console, than having a vast library.
@gothnerd887
@gothnerd887 4 жыл бұрын
You sound like you used to work at SEGA
@alanmtbuk
@alanmtbuk 4 жыл бұрын
@Sean Mondout I agree with EA not making any games for the dreamcast due to the saturn
@palainanoctem3776
@palainanoctem3776 4 жыл бұрын
My brother still has all the consoles Sega put out. About 3 months ago he was playing the little handheld game that was in the controller.
@WintrBorn
@WintrBorn 4 жыл бұрын
I had a Saturn and I loved it. I played so much Nights, and I found Samurai Showdown on it. It was such a nice console, but I had a PC.
@McDDcM
@McDDcM 6 жыл бұрын
Zelda on the CDI looks like it was drawn on MS Paint.. by me..
@hamstsorkxxor
@hamstsorkxxor 6 жыл бұрын
...while high on diethyl ether...
@adampalmer7387
@adampalmer7387 6 жыл бұрын
Adam McDDcM yep and it's voice acting was worse
@wariodude128
@wariodude128 6 жыл бұрын
... was it?
@jackreid2664
@jackreid2664 6 жыл бұрын
So weird
@one7decimal2eight
@one7decimal2eight 5 жыл бұрын
You killed meeeeee! Good.
@davidwit7749
@davidwit7749 6 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: The channel WAS called Outside Pippin, but Jane used technology from Infinium labs to travel back in time and set right what once went wrong. The sister channel was of course called Outside Merry in the original timeline.
@marhawkman303
@marhawkman303 6 жыл бұрын
The problem is that Jane's time travel had the downside of erasing her time machine from existence since it was never created in the new timeline.
@yuhyuh7603
@yuhyuh7603 6 жыл бұрын
If she went back in time to correct a problem, then there'd be no problem to inspire her to time travel.
@sirbillius
@sirbillius 5 жыл бұрын
Because the old timeline ceased to exist that Jane also ceased to exist. Not before, however, she told us her story.
@zumabbar
@zumabbar 9 ай бұрын
i'm merry pippin, y'all
@Nerobyrne
@Nerobyrne 5 жыл бұрын
"OutsidePippin" is a much better channel name than "InsideFrodo".
@x3_2.0
@x3_2.0 4 жыл бұрын
I proclaim you: underrated ! Enjoy
@AwkwrdPrtMskrt
@AwkwrdPrtMskrt 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my.
@gavinagain4631
@gavinagain4631 5 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum strikes his pose known as "casual agony". 7:40
@Raguleader
@Raguleader 4 жыл бұрын
"Casual Agony" would be a decent name for a band.
@robertstephen8372
@robertstephen8372 4 жыл бұрын
@@Raguleader What would be the name of their best song?
@Raguleader
@Raguleader 4 жыл бұрын
@@robertstephen8372 Masochistic Polo Shirt Jam
@savvysnake7711
@savvysnake7711 6 жыл бұрын
The game .com games looks like the patches you see on burnt toast.
@sapphirejaxxgh8639
@sapphirejaxxgh8639 6 жыл бұрын
Ben Mackenzie lmao it's fucking true
@terrasilvershade5678
@terrasilvershade5678 6 жыл бұрын
Ben Mackenzie Shh dont reveal their secrets
@sanctumsomega
@sanctumsomega 6 жыл бұрын
That Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese had quite a run back in the day. $28,000 for some patches....
@dan_loup
@dan_loup 6 жыл бұрын
This video just don't do justice on how bad it look.
@neromauritzen8917
@neromauritzen8917 6 жыл бұрын
Except playing with burnt toast is a lot cheaper, and provides actual fun.
@StriderOwO
@StriderOwO 6 жыл бұрын
*Walks on stage* "$299" *Exits Stage* Why can't I get more press conferences like that?
@davidvarnes7708
@davidvarnes7708 5 жыл бұрын
Because he forgot the mic drop.
@joshporter5205
@joshporter5205 5 жыл бұрын
@That Bearded Guy Of course that would require Gates to have a system priced at 299. Thats never going to happen. Hell, he would probably say something like $899 instead.
@theViperNL
@theViperNL 6 жыл бұрын
I remember the Phillips one, my grandparents actually have one in their living room till this day! I remember playing on it as a kid. There were a few games I believe only released in The Netherlands where you had to hunt dinosaurs with knowledge about dinosaurs and one where you played a candy eating platformer guy who kept yelling slang at you. It was amazing and glorious. It also had 'Lingo' (a word game).
@jdb2002
@jdb2002 6 жыл бұрын
The CD-I was one of the prizes you could win on Legends of the Hidden Temple. I feel sorry for the kids that actually won it.
@addajjalsonofallah6217
@addajjalsonofallah6217 4 жыл бұрын
Damn
@kodingkrusader2765
@kodingkrusader2765 4 жыл бұрын
That show was my favorite
@EH-LOWK
@EH-LOWK 4 жыл бұрын
CD-i was badass, I used it as an educational game system and because of it I had a huge jumpstart compared to other kids in school, when I started Kindergarten, I already read at a 4th grade level, and had a pretty vast knowledge of American history and science. I spent hours everyday on the "Comptons interactive encyclopedia" learning a lot of shit that wasnt even taught in early grade school.
@RepKyle95
@RepKyle95 4 жыл бұрын
@@EH-LOWK CDI was badass >Hotel Mario exists Bruh
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 6 жыл бұрын
The Apple Bandai Pippin might have had a chance of being remembered if its uncle was the one who found the Ring.
@darthXreven
@darthXreven 6 жыл бұрын
NO, it would have had to be the "Gandalf" or the "Aragorn" if that thing wanted to be successful.....hell they coulda called it the "Gimli" and it woulda been good..... Pippen? what about sam? I wanna hear more about Sam......lolz
@robgraveson
@robgraveson 5 жыл бұрын
"Sneaksy little hobbits'es"
@roguedogx
@roguedogx 6 жыл бұрын
I was a registered developer for the OUYA and I can tell you they didn't really help themselves in the department of making games. They actually did make it easy by allowing for unity and game maker compatibility, and submitting a game to be published on OUYA was super easy. just drop the install file on the website. But, the way to test games on OUYA was a bit of a night mare. despite working on it for months, I never got the console to talk to my computer. By contrast my very first game I ever finished was on the XNA platform (the XBOX 360 development kit) I got to work over the same day I bought the licence and that was a whole 3 years earlier. AI knew the issue had to be with my console because I was able to link my phone to unity and play test on that. My phone being a Samsung galaxy which used most of the same hardware. To their credit, they did try to make it as easy as possible with a step by step instructional video and documentation. But, for what ever reason, it always led to the same error, console not found.
@DOGHEIST
@DOGHEIST 5 ай бұрын
sorry to say this but you wasted your time. nobody was going to pay for a console supporting unity games only 😂
@roguedogx
@roguedogx 5 ай бұрын
@@DOGHEIST there's still a small community around it, and I competed in several of their game jams.
@andysmith5806
@andysmith5806 3 жыл бұрын
I love the story behind the Phillips CDI. They were able to license Nintendo characters because originally they had a deal with Nintendo to create a CD-ROM add-on for the SNES. This was after Nintendo ended their deal with Sony, who used the technology they developed for the project to make the PlayStation.
@sayfullah69
@sayfullah69 5 жыл бұрын
The thing that killed the Saturn and nearly killed Sega also is the Sega CD, Dreamcast, and the Saturn all released in rapid succession. The Saturn was a good system
@brrebrresen1367
@brrebrresen1367 4 жыл бұрын
the Sega CD was "old" at the launch of Saturn, but the 32X on the other hand was released close to on the same day and was maybe one of the most stupid things to be released. having different systems at sale on the same time was nothing new for Sega and worked fine with Master System at the side of MegaDrive but when Saturn was released the MegaDrive got hit hard and was impossible to get hold of and then it was all the extensions for the MegaDrive just making tons of confusion. then comes the Black Belt vs White Belt that costed Sega insane amount of money giving us a weaker product just for that SoJ where to state a point over SoA and also bankrupting a 3'rd party company (3DFx) (Dreamcast where to be a far more powerful unit than the released one is if SoA's version had been the one they went with and not the gimped down thing SoJ made in a rush)
@dwaungst04
@dwaungst04 4 жыл бұрын
It was a good system
@americandodo
@americandodo 4 жыл бұрын
I liked both the Saturn and the Dreamcast.... Actually the Dreamcast was a phenomenal system and highly underrated! But you are correct that Sega made some real bonehead moves back in that era.
@CrazeeAdam
@CrazeeAdam 6 жыл бұрын
You also forgot to mention that Nintendo turned the chance to partner with Sony instead of Phillips...instead creating their biggest rival of all time.
@CindyCutie
@CindyCutie 5 жыл бұрын
Adam Block you forgot about Xbox
@pierssegal5910
@pierssegal5910 5 жыл бұрын
Turns out that Sony actually then offered it to Sega before giving up and just destroying them both. Though Sega USA (which was a sane company with the slightest idea about their industry) actually were 100% onboard with the Sega PlayStation, they were overruled by Sega Japan (which was a insular group of feuding departments who hadn't the slightest idea what was going on outside their own offices.)
@CindyCutie
@CindyCutie 5 жыл бұрын
also there is pc gaming pc is probly the biggest rival
@pierssegal5910
@pierssegal5910 5 жыл бұрын
@@CindyCutie Both Xbox and PC are successful competitors in the same market as Nintendo. They aren't really their biggest rival of all time. Noone's forgotten them, it's just that there can only be one single biggest rival by definition. I would argue that by taking the industry away from Nintendo and Sega and redefining it around their own brand Sony is probably the correct candidate. You could also say that the multi-generational head to head competition between Nintendo and Sega makes Sega their biggest rival. Why do you think that Sony, Xbox and PC gaming are Nintendo's biggest rival?
@andymcp4752
@andymcp4752 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone else have one of those cheap plug in and play consoles with about 50 games on it that were almost all a variant on the same tennis game?
@MsWatismyname
@MsWatismyname 6 жыл бұрын
And a motercycle game.
@Luckyleol
@Luckyleol 6 жыл бұрын
Yup, i had a couple of those, gave me some cheap entertainment when i was young and naive about the gaming world
@MsWatismyname
@MsWatismyname 6 жыл бұрын
I had this game were you were on this bike and in order to win you had to kick all oponents of their motercycle..
@Vladimir_Kv
@Vladimir_Kv 6 жыл бұрын
My neighbor friend got a "tv console" in late nineties. It was a real NES, it was bought without documentation and had one of those bootleg multicarts in it. We as kids were forbidden from touching the actual device while parents never took an actual interest in it - so no one never figured out that there was a flap-door, cartridge under it and it was interchangeable.
@ferdinand12390
@ferdinand12390 6 жыл бұрын
And tetris
@lewislighting7776
@lewislighting7776 5 жыл бұрын
I remember in highschool this kid came in claiming he created a video game console and was able to convert ps2 games onto it. However it ended up being some foreign game device he bought from a flea market he won awards from school and everything for it
@PinkiTadinki
@PinkiTadinki 4 жыл бұрын
That's err... Pretty stupid behaviour by the school, js.
@MrTangolizard
@MrTangolizard 4 жыл бұрын
alysdexia a child or kid is someone under 18
@MrTangolizard
@MrTangolizard 4 жыл бұрын
alysdexia not in my country a child is someone under 18
@MrTangolizard
@MrTangolizard 4 жыл бұрын
alysdexia incorrect a kid is just a child and for the record everyone is the offspring of a parent
@mr.y.mysterious.video1
@mr.y.mysterious.video1 5 жыл бұрын
The Kid in the cdi ad has a look that screams ‘can I go now’ as for his dungarees.... yuck
@thecastawaydc
@thecastawaydc 6 жыл бұрын
I had a Philips CD-i growing up & that is the only version of Zelda I have ever played...I accept your sympathy...(Slowly rocks whilst crying)
@thezerfer9860
@thezerfer9860 6 жыл бұрын
You poor man. Someone get this man breath of the wild
@d2factotum
@d2factotum 6 жыл бұрын
One of my first jobs after leaving university was programming at a company producing CD-i titles (not the Zelda or Mario ones, I hasten to add). The programmers and graphics guys *knew* the thing was crap, but the management really wanted to be TV producers and so the idea of all that video drew them in like magnets.
@SuperRJProduction
@SuperRJProduction 6 жыл бұрын
I probably would have ended it there and then if it was me.
@welshzecorgi7903
@welshzecorgi7903 6 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure you did something in a previous life that made such suffering inevitable...
@Codemarla
@Codemarla 6 жыл бұрын
Same here. I always hated the Zelda series as I only played Zelda 2 and the CDi games right up until Breath of The Wild came out this year.
@CaitlinRC
@CaitlinRC 6 жыл бұрын
I just.. don't get what the appeal of a console is when it's advertised surrounded by salad?
@GhengisJohn
@GhengisJohn 6 жыл бұрын
I think what they were trying to say there was: " _Lettuce_ entertain you"?
@Ernesto87
@Ernesto87 6 жыл бұрын
2 words: Segata Sanshiro
@ptonpc
@ptonpc 6 жыл бұрын
'Look mum and dad. This is healthy for your little darlings!" ?
@ReverendTed
@ReverendTed 6 жыл бұрын
I still have my Sega Saturn promotional VHS cassette. Man, that marketing campaign was weird.
@sanfransiscon
@sanfransiscon 6 жыл бұрын
I think they misplaced all their advertising budget on the anonymous model in the background. And maybe a huge party they threw a bit too early, and decided to shoot the ad there.
@Godric_71
@Godric_71 5 жыл бұрын
Dragons Lair was my favorite arcade game. I was terrible at it but it was so cool. With the animation and action, it was incredible. To watch someone who was good at it was as fun as playing it yourself.
@JamieTake2
@JamieTake2 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact about the Gizmondo. The guy who crashed the Ferrari was like the company director or something but he was also involved in the mafia prior to working on the Gizmondo which is also one of the things that lead to the companies closure
@Thesaurus_Rex
@Thesaurus_Rex 6 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that I've gotten to watch you guys grow, outsidepippin. Wait! Oh no! I'm in the wrong universe again! Forget I was here! (sounds of windows and reality breaking)
@Haibing22
@Haibing22 6 жыл бұрын
Thesaurus Rex Quickly everyone! Out of the universe!
@HellYeahCorp
@HellYeahCorp 6 жыл бұрын
In a parallel universe where this joke is funny: See what I did there?
@WorldzMo5t3pic
@WorldzMo5t3pic 6 жыл бұрын
"YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX!"
@darthXreven
@darthXreven 6 жыл бұрын
sir, back away from the dimensional ripper, I repeat, in the name of the Dimensional Accords step away from the dimensional ripper....
@XxPeaceNinjaxX
@XxPeaceNinjaxX 6 жыл бұрын
Somebody better tell Hekapoo she left her scissors in the bounce lounge bathroom again
@epremier20050
@epremier20050 6 жыл бұрын
So essentially when the Xbox One was first announced, they also got the Sega Saturn treatment when Playstation goes $299... and no always online DRM.
@jesuszamora6949
@jesuszamora6949 6 жыл бұрын
To be honest, Sony wasn't quite that sassy. It'd be hilarious if the dude had walked up, said "No DRM," and left.
@joshuahadams
@joshuahadams 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus Zamora especially if it was the same guy.
@kylewhite9383
@kylewhite9383 5 жыл бұрын
Gozmondo HQ: “Shit! We forgot the games!”
@jz4373
@jz4373 5 жыл бұрын
The Atari Jaguar? That controller had like 32 buttons
@marcin3844
@marcin3844 4 жыл бұрын
I have one for sale ;)
@davidbermudez7704
@davidbermudez7704 4 жыл бұрын
Movie Melee What in the world what you’ll do with 32 buttons?
@SneedyKetler
@SneedyKetler 4 жыл бұрын
12 of those buttons are part of a keypad. It’s like how different keyboard keys are mapped out for different games
@Astfgl
@Astfgl 6 жыл бұрын
The Ouya actually seemed like a good idea during the Kickstarter phase, hence the big crowdfunding success. I mean obviously it wouldn't compete with the Xbox or PlayStation, but it could've been a great platform for indie games. Unfortunately by the time it came out the Ouya's tech was already obsolete and the whole platform was kinda half-assed. So it became a dumpster for desperate indies to throw their garbage in instead.
@mahmam3128
@mahmam3128 6 жыл бұрын
Astfgl plus you could've bought a ps or xbox at 200
@MrSpartanspud
@MrSpartanspud 6 жыл бұрын
It was never going to get off the ground. To put it into perspective the Xbox One's controller alone had 100 million dollars spent on R&D. Consoles are incredibly expensive and kickstarting one isn't viable even ifit managed to get to Star Citizen levels of success.
@Il_Exile_lI
@Il_Exile_lI 6 жыл бұрын
The entire Ouya project and mission statement seemed founded on a nonsense premise. "People are moving away from TV and playing games on mobile." Really?? I know the Michael Pachters of the world had been predicting consoles would die in favor of phones of years, but was there ever any actual evidence that people were abandoning PC and console games in favor for phone games in any meaningful numbers? Considering the pace at which this generation's consoles are selling, I wouldn't say so. That idea made little sense at the time, but in hindsight it seems even more absurd considering no one takes smartphone gaming even remotely seriously these days. The handful of worthwhile games on those platforms drown in a sea of shovelware.
@SilkyLew
@SilkyLew 6 жыл бұрын
Il Exile lI especially with E sports at a all time high
@MrXemrox
@MrXemrox 6 жыл бұрын
Astfgl And sadly there might have been a gold bar at the bottom of that dumpster, under a pile of trash, and no one saw it. Like the saying goes on the internet, “If you find a gold bar in a trash, do you take the gold or the trash can.” but now we may never know.
@plan8067
@plan8067 6 жыл бұрын
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that the CDi gave us the best animated cutscenes of all time. Well, if your definition of 'best' is 'so incredibly bad that it is utterly hilarious'.
@Sly88Frye
@Sly88Frye 5 жыл бұрын
I think the Atari Jaguar would have also been a great choice. The Panasonic 3DO was definitely a failure as well but I'm not sure whether that meant it was actually a bad console considering there are a few good games on it.
@drxym
@drxym 5 жыл бұрын
Ouya's issue was they took a relatively open platform with lots of apps and locked it down and tied it to a proprietary store. Genius move.
@specialistgreen
@specialistgreen 6 жыл бұрын
As soon as you said, "Have you seen a Playstation commercial?" my brain went, "Oh God! They're about to show us that weird alien gir-AAAHHH!"
@wariodude128
@wariodude128 6 жыл бұрын
Who for some reason sounds Scottish. To me anyway.
@jesuszamora6949
@jesuszamora6949 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly? I was expecting the creepy crying baby.
@pramienjager2103
@pramienjager2103 6 жыл бұрын
10/10 would smash.
@darthXreven
@darthXreven 6 жыл бұрын
the crying baby ad was for PS3.....Sony had some messed advertising and some pretty good and clever stuff too like the YOU ARE NOT red> E & ENOS LIVES magazine ads for PSX and the Kevin Butler? ads for PS3
@ooferrell
@ooferrell 5 жыл бұрын
@@pramienjager2103 yeah lol I might as well
@griffhay1
@griffhay1 6 жыл бұрын
An overpriced Apple product??? Who would have thought
@dogemasterofmemesthethird6805
@dogemasterofmemesthethird6805 6 жыл бұрын
griffhay1 and overrated who could've guessed
@boxtank5288
@boxtank5288 6 жыл бұрын
griffhay1 the thing that would happen just a scant year ago in almost entirely the same way, History truly repeats itself.
@Nexus9118
@Nexus9118 5 жыл бұрын
In reality, if they had Steve Jobs' marketing strategy, they would have succeeded. For Apple, cost was rarely its weakness.
@Jetfox967
@Jetfox967 5 жыл бұрын
Then Apple went on to make overpriced products pretty much every year.
@CindyCutie
@CindyCutie 5 жыл бұрын
Apple sold overpriced garbage even back then...
@jackchandler4984
@jackchandler4984 5 жыл бұрын
I have a Gizmondo, It's fantastic device, I genuinely loved it. When I was a kid being able to use SD cards for MP3/MP4, texting, camera's and SSX3 was great!
@Siddif
@Siddif 5 жыл бұрын
We had a game com when we were younger. I think my mum saw it in the Argos catalogue and thought it looked good. We only had Wheel of Fortune and Lights Out. Needless to say it was dumped for Pokémon as soon as it hit UK shelves.
@MarioManTAW
@MarioManTAW 6 жыл бұрын
No Virtual Boy? No way the Saturn was more of a flop than the VB.
@200mccsa
@200mccsa 6 жыл бұрын
They've already had the VB in like two other lists though, eventually one runs out of creative ways to put it down.
@joenesvick7043
@joenesvick7043 6 жыл бұрын
Even without playing the Saturn & actually playing VB, I feel like agreeing.
@acedianPianist
@acedianPianist 6 жыл бұрын
Virtual Boy was a periphery. A horrible, horrible periphery that somehow didn't tank Nintendo and its line of consoles, while the Saturn ...well, did. Not that the console was bad, but it was too little too late. Nonstarters are failures too, close only counts in horseshoes, etc.
@joenesvick7043
@joenesvick7043 6 жыл бұрын
Almost only counts in Horseshoes, hand grenades & car collisions. How does almost count in car collisions? Ask the trooper that gave out the ticket 🤣
@henryjonesjr.3245
@henryjonesjr.3245 5 жыл бұрын
Jaguar?
@landoncollins6127
@landoncollins6127 6 жыл бұрын
One console I remember buying with what little Christmas cash I had was the HyperScan, from Mattel (yes the toy company). It had a total of 6 games and used cards with RFID chips, kinda like a prehistoric Skylanders.
@dawsonmueller4842
@dawsonmueller4842 5 жыл бұрын
This was made too soon, before the Soulja console
@JotaC
@JotaC 4 жыл бұрын
Lol it's barely a console, it's just a Chinese knock-off stolen games emulator
@Zezlemetkun
@Zezlemetkun 3 жыл бұрын
Well there's always a chance they'll make a part 2
@EsotericBibleSecrets
@EsotericBibleSecrets 5 жыл бұрын
The failure of the pippin was that they named it after the wrong Hobbit! Should've called it the Frodo, or the Bilbo. Do you think the one ring would get destroyed if everything was riding on Pippin? Yeah, probably not.
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 жыл бұрын
Scotty Pippin is what comes to mind when I hear it, though I'm absolutely not a sports fan.
@Olphas
@Olphas 6 жыл бұрын
I will have nightmares from that Zelda game ... I trusted you, OxBox! How could you do that to me!
@CrazeeAdam
@CrazeeAdam 6 жыл бұрын
Just think, if Nintendo had partnered with Sony..things could have been so much better most likely.
@ThePonz87
@ThePonz87 6 жыл бұрын
now I'm waiting for Frodo Baggins to comment on the Pippin..
@gandalfthegrey7695
@gandalfthegrey7695 5 жыл бұрын
Haha
@neolexiousneolexian6079
@neolexiousneolexian6079 4 жыл бұрын
7:17 I was thinking "Oh, those graphics actually look pretty real!", before I realized..
@LNSLateNightSaturday
@LNSLateNightSaturday 4 жыл бұрын
The kid in that CDI commercial looks like he had a bad experience with a repairman. Look at his face when the guy touches him and mom pushes him into the kitchen... He's terrified!
@BesterP12
@BesterP12 6 жыл бұрын
I'd completely forgotten the phantom.
@Altoryu
@Altoryu 6 жыл бұрын
Well least it lives up to its name then since phantom by definition is a ghost or a figment on the imagination.
@Astfgl
@Astfgl 6 жыл бұрын
It was THE textbook example of vaporware.
@voidofspaceandtime4684
@voidofspaceandtime4684 6 жыл бұрын
What is that camera on your face?
@BesterP12
@BesterP12 6 жыл бұрын
Void of Space and Time it's not a camera, it's a small scope. I'm legally blind and the scope let's me read things like signs in stores. It's an occutech VES. Most of the time I'm looking through my normal lenses but if I need to read the sign over an aisle or read a price tag behind glass, I just look through the scope.
@marhawkman303
@marhawkman303 6 жыл бұрын
Did they ever get to the production stage on the Phantom at all? I wonder if maybe it got sunk by the reality of how much it costs to mass-produce a game console.
@MidnightVoyager
@MidnightVoyager 6 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you guys didn't show any of that MONSTROUS commercial with the guy vomiting enough to fill a room for the Ouya.
@MyVanir
@MyVanir 6 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness they didn't show that commercial.
@jesuszamora6949
@jesuszamora6949 6 жыл бұрын
Thank GOD. I saw that on Crowbcat's video and nearly tossed up myself.
@KnakuanaRka
@KnakuanaRka 5 жыл бұрын
Good lord, was that commercial stupid and completely uninformative!
@Chloethepikachu100
@Chloethepikachu100 5 жыл бұрын
I had a Sega Saturn back in the day and that intro gave me nostalgia shivers. :)
@turdferguson2
@turdferguson2 5 жыл бұрын
Saturn had some great games. Wipeout absolutely blew my mind back in the day.
@afattori316
@afattori316 5 жыл бұрын
Wipe out on the PS1 was awesome!
@efini_fc4276
@efini_fc4276 5 жыл бұрын
Tomb Raider
@GhengisJohn
@GhengisJohn 6 жыл бұрын
Hmmm... I wonder why Bikini Karate Babes never spawned a sequel? Gamers today couldn't handle the in-depth technical aspects and layers of systems within systems found in it, surely.
@sapphirejaxxgh8639
@sapphirejaxxgh8639 6 жыл бұрын
GhengisJohn I thought there was a sequel? It was like warriors of...shit I can't remember right now but I'll look it up. Lol I'd love to see a remake of it on the PS4 or whatever system
@Corthmic
@Corthmic 6 жыл бұрын
It kinda got a sequel. It's called Dead or Alive.
@Onnarashi
@Onnarashi 6 жыл бұрын
A Bikini Karate Babes 2 might make Anita Sarkeesian break down and cry, at least for some sympathy dollary-doos.
@nathanthompson4613
@nathanthompson4613 6 жыл бұрын
Also, the plot was too expansive
@HellYeahCorp
@HellYeahCorp 6 жыл бұрын
Isn't For Honor like a spiritual successor? Don't judge me. That full plate is raunchy.
@dorkysenpa11
@dorkysenpa11 6 жыл бұрын
Legends tell of a time before the OX Channels were created. Oh, what dark times they were.
@pinacoladaofficial
@pinacoladaofficial 4 жыл бұрын
I’m sad about the Sega Saturn because Segata was an amazing mascot
@LadyZephyr311
@LadyZephyr311 5 жыл бұрын
I'm proud to have my Sega Saturn.
@nintendologicman
@nintendologicman 6 жыл бұрын
Ohhh ya, I remember the ouya. The commercials for it were terrifying.
@kyles.7750
@kyles.7750 6 жыл бұрын
Ouya, I remember the ohhh ya. The commercials for it were terrifying.
@toaster9922
@toaster9922 6 жыл бұрын
T E L E V I S I O N G A M I N G
@MrXemrox
@MrXemrox 6 жыл бұрын
PlayStation, and Nintendo had their shares of creepy commercials. Remember the creepy baby doll?
@tabnk2
@tabnk2 6 жыл бұрын
There is this guy who claims that: 1. Portal 2 is an FPS 2. The ouya was better than the Wii U (he calls it the "Wii 2") 3. That the Wii U sold 30 units
@KnakuanaRka
@KnakuanaRka 5 жыл бұрын
Wik Gamer Where did you hear someone spouting that nonsense?
@SouSporting
@SouSporting 6 жыл бұрын
OMG that $299 was so damn hillarious!
@Liam3072
@Liam3072 6 жыл бұрын
And yet, it wasn't such a great deal: it was $299 but you had to buy a memory card and a game, leading to about $399 total. The Saturn launched for $399 but a game was included and it had internal memory meaning you didn't need a memory card. Smart marketing from Sony, but kinda deceptful.
@32bitsmug55
@32bitsmug55 6 жыл бұрын
Playstation came with a demo disc. Nothing special but still something.
@PSINXS
@PSINXS 4 жыл бұрын
I died laughing this whole episode. Well put together humor and information
@johngoodman5976
@johngoodman5976 5 жыл бұрын
Just ONE BILLION DOLLARS! For a few minutes of sarcastic Jeff Goldblum acting as sarcastic Dracula! Now that is some hardcore sense of business there, I mean we would all have done the same thing if we had a billion... Right?
@TheAntiTrope
@TheAntiTrope 6 жыл бұрын
Finally, I am free to watch an outsidexbox video when it is still fresh haha. This is literally the first time in years.
@noneya5865
@noneya5865 6 жыл бұрын
TheAntiTrope right? i was watching a video from two years ago thw other day
@ToonDudeCake
@ToonDudeCake 6 жыл бұрын
Outsidexbox heres your gift for the year, Zelda nightmares. Horrible Zelda CDI based nightmares. Happy holidays.
@Lilly-nf7jh
@Lilly-nf7jh 6 жыл бұрын
(sees thumbnail) *WELL EXUSEEEEE ME PRINCESS*
@TheTopazChannel
@TheTopazChannel 5 жыл бұрын
Zeldas laugh was a nightmare. She threw that head back like she had nothing to lose.
@interregnum_
@interregnum_ 6 жыл бұрын
That's such a weird coincidence. The game tattoo I was going to get was of the Bandai Wonderswan.
@christiantodor9128
@christiantodor9128 6 жыл бұрын
The Virtual Boy. The poster child of terrible consoles.
@justuslm
@justuslm 5 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum's performance at 7:41 looks like the director gave a stupid instruction, Jeff executed it, purposefully acting badly to show how stupid it was, but then the director went "Yes! That's perfect!".
@WhaddonSnep
@WhaddonSnep 2 жыл бұрын
To be told. the Saturn gave birth to one of Sega's most iconic Japanese mascots. Segata Sanshiro. He became so popular that years later he got immortalised in Project X Zone 2. The only character in to not be from a game or OC made for it.
@taburde
@taburde 6 жыл бұрын
Oh man, no call out on the Sega Game Gear? That thing ran like garbage, weighed more than my dog, and went through batteries worse than my mom goes through cake
@caitchan8078
@caitchan8078 6 жыл бұрын
I personally liked it. It was about the same size as the Atari Lynx (maybe even smaller). It's easy to fix the battery issue and it didn't run too bad from my memory. Then again, MY memory.
@extec101
@extec101 5 жыл бұрын
remember as a youngling that game gear got colour screen and that made it for me to chose between game gear and game boy.
@wmjm9931
@wmjm9931 6 жыл бұрын
When a brit says "soccer" my heart breaks a little.
@sageemerson5074
@sageemerson5074 3 жыл бұрын
when a woman says female i die inside
@PhantomSept
@PhantomSept 3 жыл бұрын
As a Brit the moment I hear it I died inside it’s like he just denied the culture he was presumed born and he lives in next thing he will start saying dollars
@PhantomSept
@PhantomSept 3 жыл бұрын
@@sageemerson5074 it’s different
@PhantomSept
@PhantomSept 3 жыл бұрын
@@DinGrogu16 agreed
@sageemerson5074
@sageemerson5074 3 жыл бұрын
@@PhantomSept no it's really not
@josephattwell1006
@josephattwell1006 6 жыл бұрын
What about the Action Max? It was a video game "console" that "ran" on VHS tapes. I put in those airquotes as both those statments are highly debatable. All the console did was connect a big sensor to the TV for light gun games that played from a seperate VHS that always remain exactly the same and the video didn't change no matter how well/crappy you did. Which also means the device couldn't even work as a VHS on it's own. The box basically just kept score.
@ko0l-keith
@ko0l-keith 5 жыл бұрын
TurboGrafx 16 = was tight! (Also first 16bit console!) Bonk's adventure was awesome!
@FIAxXBLAZE
@FIAxXBLAZE 5 жыл бұрын
Ko0L-Keith Knowledge is Power! Just said the same thing!
@JowoHD
@JowoHD 6 жыл бұрын
I can't believe i got Hotel Mario'd in an outsidexbox video...
@cellcube618
@cellcube618 6 жыл бұрын
Ive been watching outsidexbox for a few years now and I just realized there are puns in the section titles like “core of the problem”
@tommythecat7752
@tommythecat7752 6 жыл бұрын
You've missed so much... I'm so so sorry
@Gamescrap
@Gamescrap 6 жыл бұрын
I've actually had the pleasure of playing a Phantom and Gizmondo at E3 2004.
@portapotty69
@portapotty69 4 жыл бұрын
I'm here to defend the honor of Turbo Grafx 16. Not even sure if it's on the list, but I'm ready if it is.
@jeffreyflynn7256
@jeffreyflynn7256 4 жыл бұрын
Great system
@terracannon876
@terracannon876 6 жыл бұрын
Hey. I liked the Wonderswan :( It was the only system that had the 4 Digimon games with Ryou at the time. My biggest problem with the system is that it's not backlit...
@KibaUrufu
@KibaUrufu 6 жыл бұрын
Hey the Wonderswan was awesome. Sold 3.5m units of all consoles too..Had PS2 connectivity(that never actually made it out of demo stages..) and yes. the library of Bandai games was the best :D
@thePsiMatrix
@thePsiMatrix 6 жыл бұрын
Saturn actually had some decent games compared to the rest. How about something like the N-Gage or the Atari Jaguar?
@RiccardoDiMeo
@RiccardoDiMeo 4 жыл бұрын
The phantom final bit is priceless xD thanks for the video!
@mickeybreezy
@mickeybreezy 4 жыл бұрын
"a time machine that whitens your teeth." That is low key comedy gold right there.
@michaelchallis4129
@michaelchallis4129 4 жыл бұрын
Saturday is already derived from the word Saturn. Pun fail.
@Keairan3
@Keairan3 6 жыл бұрын
The Saturn has probably my favorite game of all time, Dragon Force. But yeah, some of these were an extremely bad idea.
@dasdiesel3000
@dasdiesel3000 6 ай бұрын
I love the single digit pixel picture message saying "check this out!" On the gizmondo 😂😂
@mattymayhem1232
@mattymayhem1232 6 жыл бұрын
I really really really want that Team Rocket shirt Adam is rocking. P.s. Jeff Goldblum as Dracula... Pure gold. I would have loved seeing Dark Shadows with Goldblum instead of Depp.
@Kittymouth
@Kittymouth 5 жыл бұрын
OMG I need to see a playthrough of that fmv game with Jeff Goldblum as Dracula! But for real, I'm surprised at how recent a lot of these were. I was expecting them all to be from the heyday of the console wars, not 2000-freaking-5!
@PinkiTadinki
@PinkiTadinki 4 жыл бұрын
I believe you can find it on YT. It's called Escape from Horrorland, it was set as a sequel to R. L. Stine's book One Day at Horrorland. I used to play it, it was awesome, haha.
@chadtheprogressivelibertar7787
@chadtheprogressivelibertar7787 4 жыл бұрын
I assume the 3do must have not even had made the list . I owned one of them. It was actually pretty fun for a year .
@ngobleus
@ngobleus 5 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum as Dracula...I actually had that Goosebumps game for PC as a kid. Sadly, the discs are too scuffed up and it's now unplayable.
@jessiduffour9821
@jessiduffour9821 5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe the Zune wasn't up here. When I worked at CompUSA's corporate sales department, we were told to discuss the gaming features of the Zune, how it was going to overtake the Apple AND Nintendo handheld devices at the time... But we were overloaded with stock of them that just wouldn't move. Mostly the brown coloured ones, no one ever bought those. Of course the Microsoft rep that gave me the 'gaming push' talk was the one who told me the joke about why the new Xbox system was called the 360. It was because the customer turned around and brought it back.
@joyfuldude4538
@joyfuldude4538 6 жыл бұрын
I'm early, lemme make a joke.... Fallout 4 modding on Play Station
@itsmepogchamp7068
@itsmepogchamp7068 6 жыл бұрын
Grim Gamer I’m early let me make a joke A touchpad on the Xbox one control
@DeathGodRiku
@DeathGodRiku 6 жыл бұрын
I'm early. Let me make a joke. The FCC
@patrickracer43
@patrickracer43 6 жыл бұрын
I'm early let me make a joke... Any recent non sports game from EA
@Trinity0941
@Trinity0941 6 жыл бұрын
I'm early, let me make a joke. Atari Jaguar.
@Venom_Byte
@Venom_Byte 6 жыл бұрын
I'm not early, but lemme make a joke anyway... Xbone X and PS4Pro
@twanbijpost9050
@twanbijpost9050 6 жыл бұрын
Come on Jane, you obviously would have been called PippOut...
@punkfan97
@punkfan97 5 жыл бұрын
how can anyone forget the Dreamcast
@marczarkenon5703
@marczarkenon5703 5 жыл бұрын
We still have a working Dreamcast. I should unbox that!
@hagridsdisappointingson769
@hagridsdisappointingson769 4 жыл бұрын
As someone that had a Sega Saturn I'd like to point out that it also had Night Warriors: Darkstalkers' revenge which is the best fighting game ever.
@aidanfilby8824
@aidanfilby8824 6 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna get those sticky balls...
@Anastas1786
@Anastas1786 6 жыл бұрын
[Scootch scootch]
@Eckister
@Eckister 4 жыл бұрын
"We might have been called Outside Pippin..." hey - better out than in...
@taimaishu-nao1922
@taimaishu-nao1922 4 жыл бұрын
Let’s revisit this and add Stadia to it because I’ve only seen their ads on KZfaq and know absolutely NOTHING about it! Clicking on any link given to “see” the product leads you to a Kickstarter page that offers no additional information other than “back this project”.
@sirachxi3918
@sirachxi3918 4 жыл бұрын
I did love burn cycle. i do use one line from it still, "tracking heavy movement in the tunnel, lock and load"
@juicedaninja2843
@juicedaninja2843 6 жыл бұрын
I had a Sega Saturn oh Panzer dragoon was awsome, cough cough more DnD
@littleplague5988
@littleplague5988 5 жыл бұрын
I had two when I was little and they both died..... One fell off a dresser (which is understandable) and the other died out of nowhere..... But Shining Force 3 is my jam... (Back then it was Bug and Clockwork Knight)
@GTMaxy94
@GTMaxy94 6 жыл бұрын
299....savage af
@oldirtycarpet7097
@oldirtycarpet7097 5 жыл бұрын
Clockwork Knight on Sega Saturn was awesome.
@jamiehicks8835
@jamiehicks8835 5 жыл бұрын
Ol Dirty Carpet I loved my Sega Saturn. Spent an absolutely ridiculous amount of time playing virtua cop 1 & 2.
@alexismcloughlin5383
@alexismcloughlin5383 5 жыл бұрын
Some of these vintage commercials unlocked long forgotten memories.
@JoshuaGanoTyraxLightning
@JoshuaGanoTyraxLightning 6 жыл бұрын
I had a Sega Saturn when I was a kiddo. 2 of my fav games I played on it was Virtua Fighter 2 & Dark Savior. Good times... even if Dark Savior did make a couple Game Making mistakes here & there. :) I missed the party on the entire Panzer Dragoon series though... :( I dunno if i'd call the Sega Saturn a 'failed Console'... maybe at most, 'coulda used some tweaks'... also some not Inane Advertising.
@scottgettins3022
@scottgettins3022 5 жыл бұрын
Virtua Cop was badass too
@lord_kyjax4450
@lord_kyjax4450 6 жыл бұрын
Nokia N-Gage. Need I say more?
@ShadowAkatora
@ShadowAkatora 5 жыл бұрын
6:11 - Hey, my granny got one of those when she bough a new TV when I was a kid. However we never found any games for it..
@apersonaperson1688
@apersonaperson1688 5 жыл бұрын
See's Philips CDI intro: H-hotel M-mario Later:Hotel Mario! Zelda! CDI!