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@PerspectivEs4 жыл бұрын
I actually got a kit from Manscaped. My pubes have never been more fresh.
@mossham824 жыл бұрын
Good work as always
@sarthaksharma49994 жыл бұрын
Seriously i watch your videos while i am in a bathroom 😂😂😂you caught me in start of the video lots of love from india.
@Abhishekparmar0034 жыл бұрын
Part 2
@diwi19674 жыл бұрын
I didn't sit on the toilet tho
@K_Slump4 жыл бұрын
... You were dead on. I literally sat down on the toilet and clicked on the notification of your video. (you even got the name correct)
@lompy5294 жыл бұрын
we know what your doing
@KyleBrand4 жыл бұрын
Same.
@markaurelius31194 жыл бұрын
I swear i'm pooping right now now, but my name is Sergey
@markaurelius31194 жыл бұрын
Oh, i just got the kiss of Poseidon
@2xteezyyproject4694 жыл бұрын
And your name is Kevin LMFAOOO
@Aron-zj9gs4 жыл бұрын
No joke I was actually taking a shit, caught me off guard, started laughing and peed all over the floor.
@187misfitsspade4 жыл бұрын
That's nasty
@calebsherman8864 жыл бұрын
@@187misfitsspade You're nasty
@Fr3shi4 жыл бұрын
laughed hard to this
@187misfitsspade4 жыл бұрын
@@calebsherman886 sometimes
@jonathankivela85874 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Butters_Stotch_1873 жыл бұрын
9:32 I was riding home on shrooms one time until I realized I wasn't even riding, I don't even own a bike. I was sitting in my room watching a motorcycle montage
@southboundeightyone49583 жыл бұрын
👍 😆 that checks out!!
@batjackjohnson2522 жыл бұрын
YES!
@raymondjames572 жыл бұрын
You bastard, 😄 You better keep commenting because I always enjoy more joy in my life!
@psilocybin14912 жыл бұрын
Shrooms! You're grounded mister!
@kennethpowers89954 жыл бұрын
Omg the clip you played right after the title of "too many close calls" was absolutely insane lol. That rider must have been operating on pure adrenaline and nothing else.
@232K74 жыл бұрын
It was like Russian roulette but somehow worse 😭😂😂😂
@blackwersus3 жыл бұрын
Anyone have the source?
@Kickin0u0in0the0nut2 жыл бұрын
Was unreal
@justyouraverageraccoon82482 жыл бұрын
exactly what i was thinking. i dove into the comments immediately tryna find someone else thinking about it. super impressive but he probably has piss all over his seat😂
@robertstimmel11004 жыл бұрын
I thought rev bombing tunnels was mandatory. Am I mistaken, or am I in America right now?
@mhordijk08714 жыл бұрын
Yeah, probably. Or not.
@MrCoxhammer4 жыл бұрын
Mandatory my dude, cars have all kinds of new sound dampening tech. Honestly I only rev bomb myself. Yeah it's like jerking off, but whatever.
@timothyberry90844 жыл бұрын
@@MrCoxhammer I thought I was the only one that rev bombs themself
@alexdamron31704 жыл бұрын
Rev bombing is always mandatory
@MrNegative574 жыл бұрын
Only if you have non stock exhaust or slip onthen by Royal decree , " ye shall rev bomb every tunnel , wide over pass , close walled roads and especially parking garage "
@DanDanTheFireman4 жыл бұрын
Joker was an amazing movie...Oh and thanks for the shoutout brah! Love the camaraderie!
@yammienoob4 жыл бұрын
Haha my editor thanks you for noticing that 😂
@DanDanTheFireman4 жыл бұрын
@@yammienoob I grew up playing rpgs and lurking the internet. I'm used to finding Easter eggs ayyy
@sphiwemashaba26614 жыл бұрын
Cute moment
@timothyrackley30634 жыл бұрын
Wonder if yall gonna hug and kiss and then buttfuck... well I would
@cameronilkhan50363 жыл бұрын
@B737FLY tru
@paulheinl96843 жыл бұрын
Yep, I have been the "angry" biker a couple of times. And yes, things will happen. DanDan shows several examples, helped me realize my bad habits and correct them. Believe it or not, this is a helpful video. Good idea to always stay on your toes and be ready. Out riding your skill level is dangerous and can hurt you. I just enjoy my ride, plus I want to live to ride another day.
@nwbklr4 жыл бұрын
GEEZUS that wasn’t a close call! THAT was an act of GOD. How the HELL did he get away with that??
@mikecapone96504 жыл бұрын
i tried to get girls with my bike. now im in 3 different group chats with all dudes 😢 what gives?
@TsunaXZ4 жыл бұрын
That pic tho lol
@patho-93274 жыл бұрын
Mike Capone nothing wrong with doing it with the bros.
@dannymiller71874 жыл бұрын
Once I got my dads Harley when he died girls magically started going home with me after leaving the bar. You’ll just pick up syphillis along with them.
@just-dl4 жыл бұрын
Dude, if your using a bike to get girls, the girls will know that you're, um, compensating. Or, got Cannibal's route, and stock up on penicillin....
@frydemwingz4 жыл бұрын
@@just-dl that's a cope. It's a cope to say some guy is "compensating" when they like basically anything manly like guns, bikes, muscle cars, etc. So um, go back to reddit.
@MrNegative574 жыл бұрын
Anyone who says " I had to lay her down"
@hvymtal85664 жыл бұрын
That's code for "I can't brake for shit cause I'm a bad rider"
@hamdog88724 жыл бұрын
I only lay her down when we are talking about females, ayyyyeeee!
@imatlastheyote4 жыл бұрын
“I was going 30kmh in a 50 zone and a car pulled up in front of me about 100 meters up so you know I had to grab that front brake and lay her down there was no choice I nearly died bro.” Based on a true story
@travisguide45164 жыл бұрын
how many times I heard that and they say it all calm like it's a stock they had to sell
@MrNegative574 жыл бұрын
The people who nod their heads at the explanation like it's a good thing. Yep good sheep'll do that. I keep my mouth shut. It's so difficult
@ciaranhaughey14 жыл бұрын
Genuinely laughed so hard at the guy kicking the car and falling off
@ADOGGBOY4 жыл бұрын
Big props for speaking your truth, as well as a positive message for motorcyclists. Thank you.
@cliffgiordane29694 жыл бұрын
Lol idgaf I'm still gonna rev bomb in tunnels shit sounds menacing af
@gguunneer4 жыл бұрын
Same
@TheThinkingMansTemplar4 жыл бұрын
Indeed ....indeed.
@puddlerat4 жыл бұрын
100%
@craigmacdonald41264 жыл бұрын
100 🤜🏻🤛🏽 🤣
@broodaiamdewey6224 жыл бұрын
I tell my friends about trucks doing this all the time!! I never knew bikers did this too.
@i_read_bad_reviews4 жыл бұрын
Ok I rev bomb the tunnels sometimes. I’m a bad rider but rev bombing doesn’t make me one, my cruising speed of 120 makes me one.
@Papasanchez4404 жыл бұрын
yes sir We talking bout Beer per Oktoberfest 120, or Glazed Donut per Bald Eagle 120?
@puddlerat4 жыл бұрын
Well... Never seen a comment explain me so well
@Jupiter__001_4 жыл бұрын
@@Papasanchez440 I think he is travelling at 120 crumpets per tea
@Papasanchez4404 жыл бұрын
Io splendid
@Jupiter__001_4 жыл бұрын
@@Papasanchez440 Jolly good, old chap
@BigSpaghetti64 жыл бұрын
"We ran a stop sign" "People who disregard the law gives us a bad name" ok yammie
@Donavato4 жыл бұрын
Really ironic vid isnt it?
@Jeff-Vader_head_of_catering3 жыл бұрын
Don't pretend like you've never broken the law (intentionally or not). He was probably talking about a cop who pulled them over for not coming to a complete and total stop. We've all made mistakes: • Accidentally run a red light • Didn't see a vehicle in our blind-spot and started to change lanes • Didn't pay attention to the speed limit drop on a road, etc.
@Donavato3 жыл бұрын
@@Jeff-Vader_head_of_catering Oh he pays attention to speed limits just fine. You can tell because every time he pushed the R1 he put a black censor bar with "Nope" on it to cover the speed. Yammie is 100% a do as I say not as I do kind of guy.
@kylepeterson41473 жыл бұрын
@@Donavato going by the strict letter of the law, I run stop signs on a daily basis (if the way is clear, natch).
@SuicideVan3 жыл бұрын
@@Donavato I try to think of my riding within the law like sticking to my low-carb diet. The more I do it the better it is for my health, but that doesn't mean I won't grab a slice of pizza every now and again. Also a lot of cops don't understand how a "stop-and-go" works for a motorcyclist at a stop sign even though I learned it as a safety technique in the MSF course from a State Trooper.
@andrew_918244 жыл бұрын
“I swear to God I can’t even wheelie”
@jakemathis34964 жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked.
@OutFishedTv4 жыл бұрын
Jake Mathis this made me laugh
@danieldictatorandrew4 жыл бұрын
Walker Stutts imagine watching this on the toilet and called Kevin
@Jp-mk6hj4 жыл бұрын
Stop being clique, sheep
@mikelarry59484 жыл бұрын
Im with you on that.
@kevinlyartz99714 жыл бұрын
When he said “Kevin I know it’s you” I lost my shit How did he know I’m watching?😱😱😱
@davidkrempaszky23254 жыл бұрын
Completely agree drinking and riding is just crazy, we are at enough of a risk as it is being riders adding alcohol to the mix is just asking for trouble
@motorcycleartist4 жыл бұрын
It increases braverism..lol liquid courage
@fdokey99334 жыл бұрын
Did it one time stalled out 3 times and said yeah I won't be doing this anymore.
@motorcycleartist4 жыл бұрын
@@fdokey9933 😅😅
@fdokey99334 жыл бұрын
What it's the truth. Had two beers after work went to ride home stalled out started it up started going forward came to a stop to turn onto the road from the driveway stalled out again. Went to turn into a gas station where a buddy worked as I was stopped waiting to turn stalled again on take off and said yeah not drinking and riding ever again. And I havent. If it messes with my clutch/throttle that much for take off u dont want to know what else it will mess with.
@breed46594 жыл бұрын
@@fdokey9933 im not condoning drinking and ridng at all. But there are some people, like myself, that actually perform better at some things when they have a small buzz. I play golf better, i play the guitar better, and i ride a motorcycle better after about 2-3 beers, nothing crazy at all. I just objectively make fewer mistakes, i focus more on smooth inputs, and am more able to relax. I would never ride DRUNK because im not an idiot, but i have no moral issue with lets say drinking 3 beers in 90 minutes, then waiting 30 mins and hop on my wr450, bark a quick wheelie across the bar parking lot, and cruise home nice and chill. You have to draw a line for yourself though, and you cant cross it. Your line might be at 0.00% BAC, mine is just at about what i would guess is about .06% BAC
@Rosslaar4 жыл бұрын
Ahh. Yammie Noob. A simple man with a perfect balance of sarcasm and factual info
@MrClay19714 жыл бұрын
Seriously folks... 8 hours bottle to throttle. Or just quit drinking. It's not doing you any favors anyway.
@Shadowdancer7774 жыл бұрын
I drink a 6 pack and start rippin.
@marcopasta62743 жыл бұрын
@Ernie the Giant Chicken You should be eating before you drink
@alexanderswander81763 жыл бұрын
@@marcopasta6274 Alcohol+no food= catastrophe
@Ertiwas3 жыл бұрын
As long as you know how you react to alcohol. I need about a liter of 5.4% beer to start getting a buzz. It's no problem for me to ride after one beer. However, that is the limit i've set for myself. If i'm drinking more, i'll walk/take the bus.
@thecosmickid5454 жыл бұрын
Just got my papers to sign up for my MSF class today after taking your advice yams, I love your channel man, ur the best man.
@waynep17822 жыл бұрын
Hows riding going 1 year later
@Firee1ement9913 жыл бұрын
I must be weird. I'm a motorcycle chick that is super attracted to men riders.
@joseph-ow1hf4 жыл бұрын
About to purchase my first road bike. Having worked in a Level One Trauma center for 7 years, I wouldn't ride around the block without full gear. My purchase budget inc, 2 piece suit, Arai helmet and boots. Asphalt does really ugly things to skin. Love the channel brother, funny and informative too.
@c.eastonnn2 жыл бұрын
I know this is SUPER late, but if you happen to see this by some miracle what suit did you buy? I’m looking for gear and just trying to get some ideas :)
@joseph-ow1hf2 жыл бұрын
@@c.eastonnn Alpinestars. T-GP Air summer weight suit. Very reasonable price. Upgraded w/ level 2 armor inserts. Boot & gloves also Alpinestars. All from Cyclegear.
@c.eastonnn2 жыл бұрын
@joseph thank you!
@that1panther1052 жыл бұрын
@@joseph-ow1hf what bike did you get
@alekl22944 жыл бұрын
I literally just started to drop a dunce and clicked on a yammie vid
@HotCheetos0004 жыл бұрын
Same
@Garbagejuicewaterfall4 жыл бұрын
It’s Deuce As in the number two Blinded by the light .... crapped up like a deuce another roamer in the night...
@filiplaskovski99934 жыл бұрын
Same
@Dreinocz4 жыл бұрын
Why revbomb makes a bad rider? Exhausts are supposed to be noisy so car drivers can see us. Reving is just you standing up, like, “im here, watch out for me”.
@topemeister30004 жыл бұрын
André Filipe Exhausts are noisy as a side of effect of engine functionality. Dudes just think it sounds cool... There’s a difference between loud pipes save lives and endlessly revving at a red light.
@Dreinocz4 жыл бұрын
T Alakiu-Marquis sure i agree i am not saying it’s ok to rev all the time, but if you make good use of it it’s way better than the horn.
@Digr3all4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for spreading a common sence into this sport. It is very easy to fall into some of these categories, especially if you feel like that´s what bikers do. Especially when you are a new rides and don´t really know, what is the actual bikers culture.
@ChaosAttractor134 жыл бұрын
The “Blindspot Surfers”. I honestly can’t believe they are not extinct yet.
@swdoffa4 жыл бұрын
The subject transition to manscaped was smooth. 💦
@ariezks4 жыл бұрын
yeah i didn't see it coming
@poursomebeeronit4 жыл бұрын
swdoffa Kinda like Yammy's balls.
@vivekjkumar57974 жыл бұрын
It was the worst, I thought he was saying it for real. Who looks at a dudes chest hair when he is wearing a riding jacket? Must have happened to yammie noob I guess.
@dylanwilkinson76793 жыл бұрын
You changed the way i ride and the way I look at motorcycles Thanks for being a real good influence And i hope i don't become reckless again love the videos
@gregorywolfe9318 Жыл бұрын
Respect to you for giving props to other channels! Ive seen some of the others you suggest and they are very informative just like you. Keep it up.
@thephao43274 жыл бұрын
When you rev your Small bike at Sports cars. Nodding The car revs back and you nearly fall off. The liter bike rider behind you is shaking his head
@justice77884 жыл бұрын
Me on my scooter
@thephao43274 жыл бұрын
@@normanazoth4181 Especially at the lights under the Underpass or Overpasses lol
@DumbAssPro7174 жыл бұрын
@@justice7788 how do you rev on your scooter? How is it even possible
@ras47824 жыл бұрын
It's about having fun I play with people that I know have a faster bike but I still have a great time. Lots of times its about seeing what the other bike can do
@justice77884 жыл бұрын
@@DumbAssPro717 keep it below 4,000 rpm lol it's a baby rev
@kawabell27344 жыл бұрын
Papa when will you realise that rossi has had his day in the sun , and it is now rising on the all mighty Marc Marquez.
@evansolomon1694 жыл бұрын
I mean, 8 time world champ, it's more than rising on Marquez. Quartararo is the future.
@dallinkenyon14 жыл бұрын
Rossi is no longer our Lord.
@giorgiostegher55044 жыл бұрын
Is this blasphemy I hear?~YammieNoob
@jedimasterdannygeneralofth68274 жыл бұрын
The beginning of this was actually kinda scary, I legit just sat down to take a dump
@Messier87_M874 жыл бұрын
My brother crashed his bike 20 years ago from drinking and riding with no helmet and ended up in a coma for almost a month. Since then he struggles with the most basic motor skills along with being an entirely different person now. Drinking and riding is no joke!
@gottas334 жыл бұрын
Hey thanks for finally acknowledging the ladies for once lol we ouchea 🤣
@DIJAH4544 жыл бұрын
IKR! Are you apart of the discord?
@gottas334 жыл бұрын
khadijah flowers yes!
@TheThinkingMansTemplar4 жыл бұрын
@@DIJAH454 what discord?
@MrJames68914 жыл бұрын
Wheres ur vids thou..
@morganerickson4394 жыл бұрын
Keeping your feet hanging off the pegs as you accelerate through the ENTIRE INTERSECTION. Pick 'em up. Seriously.
@predatorfang39194 жыл бұрын
Haha I just commented the same thing and scrolled down to see this
@dannymiller71874 жыл бұрын
Or puttin your feet down 20 car lengths before a stop. Shits so ugly.
@stillrob973 жыл бұрын
My foot hits the peg before i even let the clutch all the way out
@FuqUYouTube3 жыл бұрын
I used to try and see how long I can keep my feet up and balance after pulling to a stop.. I got to the point to where I could make a full stop at a stop sign and go without ever putting my feet down..(when there's no cross traffic to wait for)
@AQS5213 жыл бұрын
Duck walking and dangling your toes off the pegs are two huge telltale signs of poor riding imo
@justinthompson38044 жыл бұрын
I like hearing my exhaust....🤷🏽♂️ I’m going outside just to rev my shit right now
@filiplaskovski99934 жыл бұрын
Can u rev it again I couldn’t hear it
@NicoCS_4 жыл бұрын
wait can you do it again? i didn’t hear it
@Pizzalover213 жыл бұрын
Bro can you rev it I couldn't quite hear it
@numberjuan58373 жыл бұрын
Going outside just to rev it 😂😂😂
@Sandesh981472 жыл бұрын
You left a really good message at the end. "Ride your own ride". If you feel going 40 on a 60 highway, do that. Take up slow lane and cruise along. I dont get what the attention seeking tendency there is among riders. Ive made a lot of good rider friends who ride for the fun of it. And if that fun means going a little slow and taking in the scenery around you a little more to you, then do that. Just because your bike goes 200 doesnt mean you need to be at 200 at any straight road. Ride safe.
@reidriflemaintanence8452 Жыл бұрын
Going 20 under the speed limit can be just as dangerous as going 20 over.
@Sandesh98147 Жыл бұрын
@@reidriflemaintanence8452 not true for every road everywhere in the world.
@ricco325i4 жыл бұрын
The only spot i do a revbomb is when i am in front of a friends house, so they know im there lol
@informativeandstimulating85824 жыл бұрын
The ol rev limit doorbell, as beautiful as being woken by a turbo diesel alarm clock.
@just-dl4 жыл бұрын
well, that's okay, then.
@ControlRider4 жыл бұрын
Yea thats the only reason i do it
@timkilbourn56854 жыл бұрын
Me no on toilet! Me sitting on turbo Bussa making Vroom Vroom noises AS LOAD AS I CAN!!! 🤪
@stevenwalmer85174 жыл бұрын
Tim Kilbourn and scaring the shit out of someone on the toilet Rev bomb fiber
@louisstevens95684 жыл бұрын
Never ever ride without gear doesn’t matter what you are riding
@joshmehl61644 жыл бұрын
Most girls I meet are either scared of bikes or could care less that you ride a motorcycle. If you're buying a motorcycle because you think you're going to get laid don't waste your money.
@brettleffer63234 жыл бұрын
Hey, don't tell me how to squid my life.
@just-dl4 жыл бұрын
just keep up on your insurance payments...
@singhatar09124 жыл бұрын
D L as he said don’t tell him how to squid his life
@Khonic234 жыл бұрын
My rule is if I touch alcohol, I don’t touch the bike
@kf85754 жыл бұрын
Absolutely zero alcohol for me. Yes there is a limit for driving a car or riding a bike in the UK. But for me, absolutely none
@dixiedoo58764 жыл бұрын
It blows my mind that anyone would drink anything and then climb on a bike!
@supastarvfr95344 жыл бұрын
"Knick your sack...send it back" -Yammie Noob
@bertmeinders67584 жыл бұрын
Back in the 1980s, when I had emotional problems consequent on lacking any kind of personal charisma, I found it expedient to reset the points, before going into the bar, on my Yamaha TX650 to about 15 or 20 degrees too far advanced. It was kickstart only (their electric foot was very British in its performance). If I was even a little bit impaired, I couldn't start it.
@dezd88024 жыл бұрын
For my military friends: The BR course on post is the equivalent to the msf course. And its free.
@jordanlafleur23504 жыл бұрын
I just took it and am going to look at a ZX6R tomorrow!
@PettyOfficerJorgensenUSN4 жыл бұрын
Haha it's a free 2 days off work to go ride bikes
@tracken3834 жыл бұрын
Unless you’re at Fort Polk and there’s 1 course every 2 months and they’re booked up for a good while. I just did the msf lol
@Lemoncarp4 жыл бұрын
Jordan Lafleur start a bit smaller man, fast bike doesn’t mean fast rider
@dpats544 жыл бұрын
Jordan Lafleur aye fuck that dude saying start smaller don’t be a dumbass and get what you’re comfortable on
@ilovepizza82634 жыл бұрын
people who drag their feet everytime they take off...
@dynamicjaethought77884 жыл бұрын
ILovePizza That isn't a bad rider exactly, that's a noob.
@mikeythellama4 жыл бұрын
the only person who hates this is my torn up boots!
@rickyboy1995544 жыл бұрын
😂 I do that when i have to come to a compete stop soon after
@kf85754 жыл бұрын
Ive had a bit of a bad habit of hanging out the left leg, hovering it a out halfway between the peg and the ground when stop/start a few feet at a time at walking pace while waiting at a roundabout or riding in traffic and arsehole car drivers tighten the gap so cant filter through (which here in the UK is perfectly legal btw)...only really noticed myself doing it recently
@mauricelayne31294 жыл бұрын
I disagree with this. I drag my feet when I accelerate, but I'm very skilled. I'm just lazy and Walmart boots cost me $10 a year lol
@s8t0c8c34 жыл бұрын
Yo!!! I legit sat on my toilet when I started watching this. Wtf yammie!!! Your a gosh darn wizard!!!
@jaziz09203 жыл бұрын
Great lead up into the Manscaping my friend... "Visually... arresting!" Made me LOL, thank you :)
@381delirius4 жыл бұрын
Yeah man I watch your videos while taking a shit all the time. These yams have alot of fiber. -Quentin
@hamdog88724 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping you would say "ate a grape, revv".... you never let me down you big bald hero... cruiser bro out
@davidcreely6932 жыл бұрын
After being hit by two vehicles, maximum awareness of the stupidity of drivers has kept me out of the hospital since 2001. A ride that ends with a helicopter trip sucks (those things vibrate which accentuates broken bone(s) pain). Intent aside, they WILL do things that will maim or kill you. Hyper vigilance is your only defence. Be safe out there! 😎
@sheznotfunny4 жыл бұрын
I am with you on the drinking thing. If I am riding, I don't have a drop. It's crazy because there are so many bar riding events and it just seems like a disaster waiting to happen. Don't get me wrong, I love to party but I like to live too. So many people rip on me for it but it's nice to hear some feel the same way.
@hadiades93224 жыл бұрын
Ok, that segway into man scaping was amazing.
@SassMode4 жыл бұрын
•Unregistered Riders •Riders who are unlicensed •Riders who make videos throwing back trash •unsafe street Rossi’s •people who share their bad habits
@Luke-Godzilla4 жыл бұрын
You forgot the ones that break the law (E.G wheelies) and then get pissed when a car doesn't use its indicator once.
@MrNegative574 жыл бұрын
Curious what is unregistered rider ? Good judgement and skill are not determined by an endorsement. (Yes I have one.) Take the MSF course ,you got a license . Doesn't mean you can ride worth a crap.
@danny_cunningham4 жыл бұрын
*me at a party* friend: any advice for hitting on girls? me:How's your bush? friend: Bad me: *pulls out Lawn Mower 2.0* I gotch you
@just-dl4 жыл бұрын
make this into a PSA style video. Please!!!
@mcluhanmedia12234 жыл бұрын
How crazy was 7:40???
@Captjono264 жыл бұрын
Great video! Also, loved all the Australian riding footage! Just upgraded from an R3 to an 899 - this is a good reminder just to ride my own ride! :D
@jeffreytang20004 жыл бұрын
AHAHA Yammie u caught me off guard in the loo, but them laughs helped me constipation haha thanks yams
@DraganBakema4 жыл бұрын
I am 39 and never felt so old while watching this video. Because not one, not one! of the examples would be something I would even consider to do.
@linanyi043 жыл бұрын
Most I agree. But when it's 90 degrees, and doing short ride to the gas station, or to the store, I'm not gonna wear my full gears.
@TuntunGamer4 жыл бұрын
Yammie, Yammie.......I just passed my Mod 2!!!! Lotsa love from over ye olde pond!
@senorbulldog95104 жыл бұрын
Haha, nice one Tuntun, I too have just passed my Mod 2 so the British can represent on this here Yammie Noob channel now 🙋
@TuntunGamer4 жыл бұрын
@@senorbulldog9510 Congrats my mate! 👍👍👍
@senorbulldog95104 жыл бұрын
@@TuntunGamer cheers my good man, now tis the time fo that turbo busa :-)
@WmArthur4 жыл бұрын
Look at it how you like but, I like to have my bike in the right gear at all times in case I need to accelerate to avoid a bad situation, safety purposes. So, when slowing I'm always downshifting and staying in the right gear, blipping the throttle to match engine and wheel speed, avoiding that huge clunking sound when downshifting without matching engine speed or pulling in the clutch and coasting. So when I hear a rider pull up to a stop without downshifting correctly, just pulling in the clutch and coasting, I consider them to be a bad rider. Been riding for 50 years.
@benson4u2154 жыл бұрын
Not all gearboxes are clunky, definitely isn't good for long term to just hold the clutch and clunk down the gears
@232K74 жыл бұрын
Imagine pulling up to a stoplight while still in 6th gear... and then frantically banging the lever down like theyre trying to start a dirtbike
@brenton25613 жыл бұрын
Even doing an emergency stop I can't help but tap down a couple lol
@supersloth16673 жыл бұрын
I'd call it lazy more so than bad. I would liken it to when I had a manual car and just throwing it in neutral when stopping at lights because there is no need to downshift "correctly". If you know they vehicle you'll know what speed and what gear to put it back in.
@WmArthur3 жыл бұрын
@@supersloth1667 I guess I was being prety judgemental there, lol. Enjoy!
@UncleBensChannel4 жыл бұрын
I've been riding 25 years, sometimes pretty quick.... almost never have close calls anymore, simply from experience and being able to anticipate stuff ahead of time. I brake smoother and SOONER now.
@TheHackPlack4 жыл бұрын
1:20 2-stroke gang need that 11k rpm to utilize the power
@cowboyjack45044 жыл бұрын
Rev bombing tunnels is a mandatory my dude
@stevenwalmer85174 жыл бұрын
Cowboy Jack I have a straight piped CBR 900 RR rev bomb everyone just to scare them it’s all in good cheer and actually a lot of people love it Except for day sleeper night worker people in my neighborhood
@cowboyjack45044 жыл бұрын
I have a straight piped Honda 1300 cruiser I will deafen any who dare to cross my path just because I can my bike sounds like a Camaro with open headers and straight pipes
@joseportillo68053 жыл бұрын
I'm not exactly a new rider but I love to do it ))
@Thegoldensurfers4 жыл бұрын
An easy way to spot a bad rider is anyone who doesn’t watch Yammie Noob
@moneysh0tlive7543 жыл бұрын
6:15 You have just got Beautifully ADSCAPED! 😂😂😂
@quentinhernandez59994 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I haven't seen a comment praising the Oblivion reference. Props!
@wooferjr1694 жыл бұрын
Also please don't speed when going on a corner. There could be a distracted driver on a big suv and fiddling with their infotainment system and not paying attention.
@blackwersus3 жыл бұрын
Exactly I am amazed how they are brave enough to speed at corners taking account on how many dumbasses in cars are also speeding but most of all cutting corners.
@hapkido1504 жыл бұрын
omfg i was acually taking a shit when i watched the intro im dead xD
@davidcervantes96153 жыл бұрын
You are a master at clickbait. I saw the title and thumbnail and instantly clicked on it it was only after that I realized it was you. I still watched the whole video, you have a way of keeping people halfway entertained. Keep it up. 😐
@TheShagans4 жыл бұрын
Let’s not forget rev’ing your bike is part of the fun though. Done excessively I can see this being an issue but I love to rev.
@killersquid21494 жыл бұрын
Yammie: talks about people pulling mega dank whoollies Also Yammie: I cant even wheelie also Yammie: has been riding for years Me: Confused
@hfr83434 жыл бұрын
I've been riding for like 5 years and I can't wheelie
@pictishbynature15224 жыл бұрын
I wheelied by accident and now i can. So easy.
@dannymiller71874 жыл бұрын
First time I ever rode a dirt bike I was 11 and couldn’t get the clutch down so I revved it up and popped the clutch and did a wheelie with out even knowing I rode it out for like 30 seconds thinking his feels a lot higher than when I was sitting on it earlier. than realized I couldn’t turn and put the front wheel down. Still can’t wheelie.
@OrotundFilms4 жыл бұрын
I was actually sitting on the toilet when I clicked on this video lol
@osmokv3 жыл бұрын
Hey Yammie. Chopin is my favorite composer and I notice you play lots of Chopin in the background. Do you like Chopin too or just happened to choose random piano music? :)
@mortaldig4 жыл бұрын
"Knick your sack and send it back" 😂😭😂🤣😂🤣 I cant breath hahahaha!!
@andresfernandez24054 жыл бұрын
If you think I'm wearing full gear on my way to the gym then you've lost it
@KidNamedKuddy4 жыл бұрын
Andres Fernandez enjoy the road rash
@metyenoyebade28394 жыл бұрын
Andres Fernandez Youre gonna change anyway why not wear gear
@sonricssss4 жыл бұрын
You can have your shorts and tanktop below your gear and just strip it off when you get there
@jacksew4 жыл бұрын
Attgat. Most the time
@kevinrobinson11184 жыл бұрын
Don’t do that! My name is Kevin and you literally scared the shit out of me!
@DKLONGHORN4 жыл бұрын
My first bike was a gsxr 1000. I messed around with it in a huge empty parking lot the first day I had it. Let's say I've never been humbled by a machine before. I rode it responsibly after that day.
@RagtopDazed4 жыл бұрын
Bad rider ... anyone that’s proud that their video was featured on “Crazy, Stupid & Angry people vs Bikers”
@scottt82584 жыл бұрын
Hes back!! We missed you glammy lube.
@demohoss85034 жыл бұрын
Imagine watching this and being named 'Kevin'
@just-dl4 жыл бұрын
check the top comments....
@MaverickAussie3 жыл бұрын
Great content mate. I see far too many jokers trying popping wheelies off the lights outside my work. Sadly, these are mostly guys from the local army barracks. Love that most of your video was from my neck of the woods, in beautiful Queensland!
@secondchancecycles2483 жыл бұрын
Revving a modified bike (like many older Harley’s) is completely necessary to keep the bike running at idle without fowling the plugs at every light. So yeah if you ride a stock bike then you shouldn’t be bombing it at every chance you get but sometimes there is a real reason for the “unnecessary noise”.
@spiritofthewolf15x4 жыл бұрын
Being called out by yammie for being on the can while watching while being on the can... Damn...
@joeybacon66864 жыл бұрын
Yesterday my bike died going up a hill in the mud and I fell on the way back down... 😂
@fishbreeder454 жыл бұрын
Pubes just got shipped out via usps with Yammie Noob pubes written all over the box. No worries here Yam. We got you.❤️
@mikemarch54804 жыл бұрын
Amen Brother!!! Don't ride drunk!!! It don't work....AT ALL!!! love the vids...
@dannypeck964 жыл бұрын
9:50 out of habit whenever i get on my bike after drinking i use a breathalyzer. if it gets a reading, im not riding.
@permasaad69454 жыл бұрын
Don't come to new orleans 😂
@just-dl4 жыл бұрын
the cops follow you THAT often? wow, dude! I thought they hassled me....
@dannypeck964 жыл бұрын
@@just-dl in my city the police will blue light you if you're sitting on the bike with the engine off, let alone actually riding for fun....
@just-dl4 жыл бұрын
@@dannypeck96 where the heck are you? I'm in Maine. The cops here are almost universally human. I was joking about them hassling me. I got a lot (I mean a LOT) of tickets in my younger years. I'm better behaved now, but, I still joke about knowing all the cops by name. Well, they know my kids by name now, so why not? (To quote a friend..."You plant corn, you get corn.")
@dannypeck964 жыл бұрын
@@just-dl kingston upon hull, england. although we are currently in a massive wave of motorbike (well, moped) crime. mostly 16-20 year olds stealing bikes then using them to commit more crime, thefts, robberies, drug dealing, bad riding etc. police by now are being more generous with me now they know i'm not one of the bad guys but they still pull anyone on two wheels as a "show of force" to try and end this problem
@Nirrith4 жыл бұрын
"their second bike is a busa" My third bike is a super tenere and I only recently started feeling comfortable on it.
@colonelangus38264 жыл бұрын
You got me with the manscaped ad. I was like how is he going to relate body hair to being a bad rider?. Love ya papa yam.
@WallyST6752 жыл бұрын
I once saw a guy so drunk, he sat on his motorcycle, put the kickstand up, and then his feet on the pegs, all without ever starting the bike. Needless to say he fell over immediately, and a friend of his took the keys. Some people have absolutely no sense when they start drinking.
@stonerdustinn4 жыл бұрын
I literally just sat down to start taking a deuce that's hilarious that that's in the intro
@dariustheman69344 жыл бұрын
omg my name is kevin and I'm watching this while sitting on the toilet, jk, I ain't no kevin but I am definitely watching this from the toilet
@whendoigettosayfuck4 жыл бұрын
I agree. No gear and or using alcohol sucks. Which is worse? Not wearing a helmet? or drinking and riding? I have not drank any alcohol at all since I got my motorcycle endorsement a year ago.
@ADDOOOMZZ2 жыл бұрын
I...LEGIT sat on the toilet when he was saying porcelain thrown 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀