@Paul Nolan and the Nobel prize for physics goes to puss nuts,,, oh sorry misread, that's paul nolan, evidently lan translates as brain.

It wasnt fine when it left southamton. The coal bunker that hels 100000 tons of coal was on fire a week before it left. Just happened to be the side that hit the iceberg. Wonder why that was. To soften the metal loosen the rivets ..after all it was supposed to be unsinkble and if you want insurane you have to work out how to sink it.. hot and cold does the tricj

@@petermizon4344 only an idiot builds a ship and seriously thinks "this is unsinkable" 😉

@@petermizon4344 Where can I find this info.?

Needed more plates on the hull,instead of in the kitchen.

Benefit of having been there to experience it I suppose

Bumbum Tish!🎼🎵🎶

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I seen what you did there

Excellent comment top notch

. . . Wonder why the sequel flopped? 😯

KZfaq vanced

I’m reaching the point of giving up on KZfaq.

"The free content isn't the way I wanted it! 😭 "

Pay for no adverts 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

If it keeps KZfaq free then so be it. People pay a lot of money for SKY TV and there are still adverts!

He would be great because we can't get Allan Rickman to do it again unfortunately.

Stephen Moore would be better

No, he would be too optimistic and positive. Sori.

The grim truth being that... it had only been made to LOOK good when it left. 😞

Howard Chambers 😂😂

Phil Rudd oh really. I love his stand up

It's his act

I hope she bought good travel insurance. (That said, it wouldn’t surprise me if travel insurance would not pay out for tents at a festival)

@@JasperJanssen Even better than insurance, she borrowed a tent for the event. Now that's thinking ahead.

Llf

Still hasn't happened

But YES

Drier than a broken legged man's crotch.

BBC stands for boring..... Boring....... comedy

Yes because they saw it happen with their own eyes. But you keep believing whichever ludicrous conspiracy you subscribe too. Amazing

@@hiramhackenbacker9096 er..... I don't think you understood my point dude. THREE buildings fell on that date. The third one wasn't hit by a plane. It was brought down by controlled demolition. Sounds like you've got quite a bit of catching up to do before you start calling people ludicrous.... Maybe a little open-minded research over the holidays?

@@mikesweetman3828 catching up on what? The nonsense spread over social media the last 20 odd years with doctored videos and scary music? Seriously? Where have you got with all this? Still "debating" with random blokes like me on youtube posts thats as far as the "truther" movement has got. For a start that building was not brought down by a controlled demolition. It's well documented if you care to actually read about it. Why the hell would anyone do that anyway? Do you really think if this was a conspiracy, which would have involved many people and been the greatest deception in human history no one would have spilt the beans in the last 2 decades or some serious investigative journalists wouldn't have exposed it? I thought you guys had all moved onto Covid conspiracies. This is almost nostalgic. LOL.

@@mikesweetman3828 If you claim to be open minded perhaps you could read: Debunking the 9/11 Myths brought out by Popular Mechanics. If you are that interested you can put your theories to the test over the holidays and see how you go.

"Fuckin' hell!"

Snap 👍

*humour

How is this comment still here?

@@KermitFrogThe I haven't deleted it yet.

@@Farzlepot But are you really Matt Lever or is this a trap? That could be why this conspiritorial comment still exists. I'm on to you!

@@KermitFrogThe If someone wants my life, they're welcome to it, to be honest.

@@Farzlepot Better is someone takes a share of it. Benefits both sides that way. Hang on this is supposed to be funny not hear warming. Man I messed up.

Is there not a risk of looking like the Aston Villa team getting off the team bus?

Totally agree with you. I get down sometimes and a dose of Jack Dee always manages to put a smile on my face. My daughter lives in London and she met him once at a comedy gig and she said he as a cool guy. She also said he was really tiny.

@@redknight1825 You have made me laugh......yip, your wee girl is right, Mr Dee is a pocket rocket but my goodness, he packs a punch. Tonight I am treating myself to Kevin Bridges. Figured that I needed to turn my frown upside down!!!

@@chelamcguire That's a coincidence because only yesterday I was chatting with my daughter on the phone and she told me that her latest favourite was Kevin Bridges and recommended that I gave him a watch.

@@redknight1825 I am a Scot and in my eyes, he's the new Billy Connoly or the new Billy for the younger generation. He is fantastic live but only if Glaswegian is not too much for your lugs (ears), Have a good night of laughter.x

@@chelamcguire Wow, hey my grandfather was a Scot - born in Inverness but grew up in Glasgow. Joined the navy and then moved to Liverpool. So I guess I have some part Scott in my blood. I live in Norway these days - the Norwegians love the Scotts I can tell you - I will certainly give Bridges a try - best wishes to you my good fellow x

Thank you

The Lost Doors of Malta is something my sister talks about a lot. Apparently, the beautiful and somewhat ancient doors she knew in the 1950's are all gone.

He’s back on tour soon. Google his off the telly tour

Wish he'd tour NZ

Thats why I never liked him if im honest. He strikes me as a cranky, stuck up, opinionated knob and his jokes/humour never seemed good enough to justify that attitude. When he'd be on 8oo10cdc, instead of riffing off offers that other comedians would make like every other guest they have on, he'd just rudely shut down the other comedians down and either tell them to stop being stupid and take "his" bit seriously, point out a minor error and belittle the comic for an insignificant mistake, or scoff and say something snarky about how silly something they had done was. He was wholly unsupportive of others yet expected the absolute best from them, killed half the banter dead in its tracks and spent the rest of the time scowling at people and grumbling until the time came for his one or two lines for the show, then he'd drawl out some criticism of something in the media and the audience would applaud like he'd just come up with toasted bread. His material feels 1 dimensional, even in stand up cause his whole persona is just "i hate things"/"i call things rubbish or stupid and turn my nose up at them"/"I wish things would shut up and people annoy me". I never got why some people will eat it up like a class act of razor sharp wit.

@@Loctorak You don't like Jack Dee, then?

He'd be more representative if he actually refused to plant Bushist/Blairite 9/11 propaganda into his set.

@@FuckFeminists Do you people ever give it a rest..?

@@brettjohnson536 , nope!...you knew that.

White lines better

It's called deadpan

Seriously? He actually has made a career being the least funny guy to step on a stage? Good for him ;)

@@asadsaccount One man's meat is another man's poison. Who do you rate as a comedian?

Its a part of being British

@@asadsaccount Too scared to answer?

So saying that “the rain that fell monday” is also wrong?

@@TraitorFelon.14.3 no one cares bout the rain that fell Monday tho..

His grammar is wrong..possibly nervous bout being seen as a sell out😕

As someone from Kettering, I approve of this comment!

James Acaster is about as funny as dog turd.

Ketrin' is a pale shade of Northampton, and Northampton is full of people who marry their siblings.

Northampton. The only place you’re allowed to remain brother and sister after you get a divorce……

I imagine everyone in Kettering as legends, because that's what everyone calls them.

i'm just thankful he didn't mention the moon landing.

Just sit back and enjoy the show, how about that?

@@cambs0181..... tell that to the people that were in the Trade centre

G W Bush and the US administration of the time were responsible for that hack job

What an odd thing to say

Love the color combination with the shirt.

I want to mug him and use it for a tablecloth

I'm not a wealthy man. I'd perhaps buy the toy Titanic, but make my own toy iceberg in the freezer.

Or a u boat

@@caeruleusvm7621 😂

And the fact there already was a Titanic 2. I fact 3 ships where built

I understand that there's more than one iceberg now.

Bruce Charlie I think you mean the Olympic and Britannic, not Titanic 2.

@@brucecharlie8613 what did they so with the 2 others?

@@reinforcedpenisstem yes, because it melted into smaller ones.

I’m English and I’ve seen a blue sky many times... I was on holiday

A blue sky is highly overrated

2 words: Operation Northwoods

We get plenty of blue-sky days here in England, our problem is that we don't get consistent, seasonal weather here any more. Every 'season' seems to be pretty much the same, i.e an unpredictable mix of black cloud, heavy rain, sunshine and wind - it can all change in an instant, or else we get steady sunshine or steady cloud for a few days at a time. Often times, though, the weather changes several times throughout the day. It's really annoying, you get dressed to go out and 20 minutes after you leave the house the weather completely changes so you either get soaked wearing shorts and t-shirt or else you're sweating your nuts off in a raincoat and jeans. We can get warm sunshine at Christmas and yet, in the middle of Spring, we'll suddenly get one day or even just an afternoon of snowfall - even if the sky was clear that morning and the sun was shining. I love my country (and it's true people) but the weather thing seriously p*sses me off.

@@paul74432 Probably normal now that the pea soup coal fired fog that killed tons of oldies is gone. There's your real pandemic of years past.

But you are.

IT WAS A MISSILE!!! WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK!!!

They were there,as were the two jet engines,no missiles have two of them,let alone one of that style jet engine.most missiles are propelled by a solid fuel .

@@nssherlock4547 they are where ?? got photos ?? lol

@@manxman9630 there is a video of it hitting. "Security video of plane hitting Pentagon" Can't see much. amazing how they go it to hit with the box cutters. The Airforce had been ordered to stand down, however.

Then they get co opted by the Daily Mail when they turn out to be true.

@Martin Rudling the israelis...? Do you wear a special helmet when going outside?

@Martin Rudling been there, done that, got bored with the idiocy of it all

@Robert Milne You could smeer fucking alien goo over my glasses and I'll still see you for the idiots you are. I am very disinterested in joining your little version of reality where you watched The Matrix too much and think your lack of achievements can be remedied by being some kind of enlightened chosen tool because you watched a pensioner's disgrace for a KZfaq rant and agreed with it. Just fuck off. Please.

😂😂😂

Josh Widdicombe is as funny as cancer

Another idiot saying someone massively successful is underrated. Do you even know what it means? I hope you have an original thought some day.

How is Lee Evans underrated 😂 he sold about half a million tickets every time he toured

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it is difficult to put cctv on a plant........

94 cameras saw no plane, all we saw was an explosion. No plane hit the grass and the hole in the wall penetrated 4 reinforced concrete walls punching a hole out the other side by a plane made of aluminium and plastic, even though it's been know for hail to damage the nose cone.

The whirld don't want thinkers.no job for you.

@Vegalus you think a giant aluminium can could go through 4 reinforced concrete walls? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fJpzi5Bq0dG2fYU.html

The Mull of Kintyre.

Vapor

it was on No albums. thats an urban legend. record players didnt even play in reverse for starters. you would literally have to spin it back by hand, at speed. come on now

Isaiah Whoosh!

@@Isaiah42069 Actually, those reversed subliminal implants are called "subliminal" for a reason. You don't NEED (and they weren't designed) to physically spin the record backward; they're not designed to be perceived consciously. Your subconscious registers and comprehends it effortlessly, even backwards, or at volumes you can't consciously hear or at speeds you can't understand. That's pretty much the nature and definition of subliminal. It totally bypasses your conscious and implants into your subconscious.

​@@p.diddley6500 It's pretty much pseudo science. Any subliminal effect needs consciously active participation and a pre-existing need.

@@MartinMenge Subliminal, by definition, means bypassing conscious awareness. And if it were "pseudo-science", do you honestly imagine Madison Ave. and the govt. would keep investing billions every year in the shit?

good luck NOT melting :)

It wasn`t an iceberg, nobody saw the tip of an iceberg. Boiler-room explosion, the boiler issues were well documented, its positioning was flawed. Couldn`t admit to that though, so made up the iceberg bollox.

He's no angel, eh ?

There's no shortage of ice bergs, you brainwashed moron. You doubtless think polar bear numbers are decreasing too.

Barbara Streisand, Bob The Builder, Forrest Gump, Tony Bennett, Bob Marley. I like this game.

Four Tops, Carpenters, The Beatles, Charles Aznavour... what do they have in common, relating to a song ?

@@lendus.adolla Mr Postman?

@@f0urstr1ng A good guess, possibly this too. But I was thinking, "Yesterday"!