See me picking this lock: • [927] The Strongest Pa... Check out the lock’s little brother on Bill’s channel: • (1553) 50 BMG Rifle & ...
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@RickGladwin2 жыл бұрын
*bang* “Nothing on .22…” *bang* “Little click on .33…”
@zane94642 жыл бұрын
Binding on .50
@dominickkramer64692 жыл бұрын
@@zane9464 BANG and thats all she wrote on the artillery strike
@sanderdrack2 жыл бұрын
It’s not opening! *proceeds to shoot the chain*
@HowToChangeName2 жыл бұрын
Nothing on .50
@ThejaBreLoL2 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahaha
@honeydewd48474 жыл бұрын
If someone stole my bike using a rifle, I gotta say they earned it.
@thermobollocks3 жыл бұрын
That might be considered robbery instead
@nick-in6rl3 жыл бұрын
Jesus just imagine being held at gun point in your yard while another person is just dumping clips into a lock trying get it to break. By the time their done the bike/whatever you had this laying against is going to be completely beat up and possibly broken. I think it would be easier for them to sit down and change a bike tire in the time it would take to dump mag after mag into it and probably more cost effective.
@legosans9263 жыл бұрын
It would be cheaper to just buy another bike
@lhumanoideerrantdesinterne85983 жыл бұрын
If you use this monster to keep your bike, you're probably paranoid enough to have a whole team of bodyguards around you at all time.
@dgh253 жыл бұрын
lol
@petergamache53682 жыл бұрын
Squire: "Was I a good lock?" LPL: "Yes. You were the best lock."
@PerfectionHunter2 жыл бұрын
Queue: Sad music as the lock draws its final breath with a weak smile, and then goes still. Fade to black. Enter end credits... and tears :,(
@CiaranMaxwell2 жыл бұрын
*lets out a howl, for a warrior has arrived at the gates of Sto Vo Kor*
@gates5312 жыл бұрын
@@CiaranMaxwell today was a good day to die.
@professionaldumbass1 Жыл бұрын
to think that a lock is more worthy for valhalla than i am
@jordancambridge4106 Жыл бұрын
@@professionaldumbass1 Do not feel bad most are not worthy to enter my Alfathers kingdom.
@IQuarent2 жыл бұрын
"Now that I've shown how many .50 cal bullets it takes to destroy this thing, I have another one I'm going to open by exploiting a flaw in it's mechanism using nothing but a paper towel and a rubber ducky."
@KitLaughlin2 жыл бұрын
"using nothing but a paper towel, a rubber ducky, and a limp noodle..."
@yeetiminguspro34389 ай бұрын
@@KitLaughlin"that being my cock"
@IBringBroadswoads3 жыл бұрын
"This is the lockpicking lawyer and today, I've lost my patience"
@izukumidoriya6413 жыл бұрын
“This is the lockpicking lawyer and today, I’ve reached my breaking point.”
@than0shark3 жыл бұрын
"This is the lock picking lawyer, and today, I found my wife with another man."
@ReiMizere3 жыл бұрын
"This is the lockpicking lawyer and today, say hello to my little friend"
@Gabriel-ij1hd3 жыл бұрын
"This is the Lock Picking Lawyer,and today we're gonna teach you how to make the children quiet"
@achkmedss98903 жыл бұрын
These are the greatest comments I’ve ever seen I swear 😂😂😂😂
@yungfruitsalad14014 жыл бұрын
That lock has such inexcusable design flaws all you’d need is a small artillery cannon or a tactical nuke and it would open right up so easily smh
@doubleRprodutions4 жыл бұрын
Lolz :-)
@petlahk41194 жыл бұрын
Actually, I'm not sure that a tactical nuke *would* open it. Artillery cannon yeah. Nuke, not sure.
@SandBoxJohn4 жыл бұрын
And destroy whatever it was securing.
@Nevir2024 жыл бұрын
petlahk well, I mean, vaporized is “open” right? 🤣
@DrPersonman4 жыл бұрын
@@petlahk4119 Interestingly, there was actually test of a tactical nuke where they sat a tank about 300 meters away from the blast ("Operation Totem" I think). Not only did it survive but it also kept being used, though I think I read something about issues with some residual radioactivity. So while I seriously doubt this lock could survive the very core of the blast, I'm sure it could tank a near hit. Hell, if it was a little ways away I would not be too surprised if you could still open it with the keys.
@Gunners_Mate_Guns2 жыл бұрын
The .50 BMG must be the most expensive lock pick I've ever seen.
@evilbred974 Жыл бұрын
$12-$15 per round where I am.
@johndododoe141110 ай бұрын
Have you seen the automatic safe knob turner that costs over $1000 and still takes hours to get results?
@danielbowman19862 жыл бұрын
This is the LockPickingLawyer and we're out here at the range, where we're going to see how many rounds of this Nerf gun it takes for this Masterlock to open. I've attached the lock to the frame and I see that it has already opened itself up, as if in surrender.
@paytonwasemiller23952 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing I’ve read all week
@AnthonyMute2 ай бұрын
You sir can have a whatever you drink and pay 😂😂😂
@Ki_Adi_Mundi4 жыл бұрын
*"I can pick a lock from a mile away"*
@thatonewaguy78414 жыл бұрын
Damn fine shot if you can, I think that’d be a record
@rzr2ffe3254 жыл бұрын
Not really picking at that point ha
@adrianc.67144 жыл бұрын
Rzr2ffe yes it is what do you mean
@lorddarthvader62894 жыл бұрын
What about the droid attack on the wookies?
@MatmoeLP4 жыл бұрын
@@lorddarthvader6289 what about the destruction of Alderaan?
@rayjaymor87544 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, if I see someone shooting a .50 rifle at my padlock, they can just take my stuff seriously :-P
@estudiordl4 жыл бұрын
No shooting needed here...
@Digitalhunny4 жыл бұрын
Don't ya wonder why 'Squire' don't make doors & walls to go with their locks?? 😂😂
@postindustrial764 жыл бұрын
@@Digitalhunny Cause it would be expensive
@Shottyshotgun14 жыл бұрын
@@postindustrial76 these locks are for specialized security, I'd imagine they would sell specialized security doors at a premium instead of fancy bedroom doors
@bobkin6114 жыл бұрын
.50 BMG is $5000+ And ammo is $3.35 a shot. I'm sure what ever you have is gonna come with armed guards.
@erin80502 жыл бұрын
The LPL: "I don't think the 556 or the armour piercing 308's gonna do the trick." Bill: "Well, we carried it all out her though..." The LPL: "I didn't say we weren't gonna shoot it." Bill: "Oh, ok." Best exchange of the whole video (honorable mention to all the times they tried to hold the shot lock).
@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh2 жыл бұрын
LPL: Now open, worthy adversary. Squire SS100CS: 'Tis but a scratch! LPL: You've got a deep hole in your shackle. Squire: I've had worse.
@lamefart8831 Жыл бұрын
LPL: You liar! Squire: Come on, you pansy!
@viado694 жыл бұрын
"this is lockpicking lawyer" proceeds to show 3 rifles
@humorss4 жыл бұрын
"this is lockshooting lawyer"
@bigmackium88444 жыл бұрын
This is american lockpickinglawyer
@Acistra4 жыл бұрын
Those are his "speciality" lockpicks
@rafasilva12654 жыл бұрын
Texas edition
@Colonel_Overkill4 жыл бұрын
Thats what I like to call the subtle approach.....
@seanminnich59904 жыл бұрын
Just imagine someone looking at that lock and saying: get the c4 we're going in for the wall. But sir it's just a lock. The wall is weaker than the lock.
@eh860553 жыл бұрын
The best part is that the wall would probably actually be less explosion resistant the the lock.
@ussessexcv-91893 жыл бұрын
The wall is 3 foot thick solid concrete. The lock is an inch of solid @$#% you. The wall will be easier to get through
@David-xu6xw3 жыл бұрын
Ya, 20 rounds of .50 cal would make quite a hole in most walls.
@ArcaneMaiden3 жыл бұрын
@@ussessexcv-9189 Good one. 😅
@debetrolence19913 жыл бұрын
Breaching shotgun at point blank range should do the trick
@yoloscrub75372 жыл бұрын
Guy selling him the guns: So uh what u gonna use this for Lpl: Lock picking
@ouroboros40492 жыл бұрын
“hey guys, lock picking lawyer here, and today I’m done with your shit”
@steele_heart773 жыл бұрын
"I don't think the 5.56 or armor-piercing .308 is gonna do it." "Well, we carried it all out he-" "I didn't say we weren't going to shoot it." *AMERICA 100*
@kahnu8933 жыл бұрын
Lmao I loved the softer "oh okay alright" from Bosnian Bill after he is reassured that they're going to still use all the ammo
@animalkiller66693 жыл бұрын
Big chungus 1000
@JonathanBelmontX3 жыл бұрын
@@kahnu893 I think he was i either thinking wooh I still get to shoot it or. What a waste its not gonna open to those we should head straight for the big guns.
@dreamwolf73022 жыл бұрын
i own a 308, and let me just say, ive made some homeloads and, being a jackass, decided to make a cast iron slug. Never again. just...never again. first, and last, time i will make something able to go through the 4x4 pine post holding the target AND the triple layer of plywood that is backed by a sand berm. We found the slug 2 feet into the sand berm...
@MLGLionKnight2 жыл бұрын
@@dreamwolf7302 did you hit the target
@jacobhall46554 жыл бұрын
"556 in one, 50-cal in two, there's some binding in three"
@walkermediaworx4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@chrisschoenthaler51844 жыл бұрын
Jacob hall About 40 .308 AP on four... nice click out of five...
@spoon_in_moon76463 жыл бұрын
a click out of .338
@nathanschofield18283 жыл бұрын
Oh some .950 jdj in 6
@luisromerobarrios2 жыл бұрын
So you just need a vest full of this locks to be truly invincible...
@breezy56732 жыл бұрын
A yes the 200kgs vest
@michaelkores6860 Жыл бұрын
@@breezy5673 So? Maybe it will look quite stupid and you can't stand upright or walk but you will be protected for from the unlikely event of being shot at with a .50cal
@greenyoshi7778 ай бұрын
Hope you're good at robotics because you're gonna need an exoskeleton suit!
@setyourhandlex5 ай бұрын
I know the others mentioned the weight but I'm just imagining the soft tissue damage from all the energy being directed into your body even though there's no penetration.
@greenyoshi7775 ай бұрын
@@setyourhandlex Also bones breaking. Bone fragments can kill ya too!
@4shi102 жыл бұрын
the fact that not only does LPL have the ability to lockpick anything, and that he also has 100% accuracy is absolutely terrifying
@WalnutBun4 жыл бұрын
Squire executives after seeing this: "So the shackle needs to be reinforced."
@blu3kitten3844 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine if they kept doing these tests and everytime it opened, whatever broke was reinforced?
@whut92454 жыл бұрын
@@blu3kitten384 you would just have a titanium brick at the end with a keyhole
@drewrobertson934 жыл бұрын
@@whut9245 Keyhole is a vulnerability. Literally just have a titanium brick encompass whatever you're trying to protect.
@mark_fi4 жыл бұрын
@@whut9245 Titanium isn't as strong as hardened steel.
@noxious891234 жыл бұрын
@@mark_fi Yup. Titanium is stronger if you use the same weight of material. Steel is stronger if the parts are the same volume.
@bogdanovr4 жыл бұрын
Send it back for manufacturer exchange and claim your dog chewed on it
@laffy1344 жыл бұрын
Bedrock teeth
@xx_mysticwolf_xx14924 жыл бұрын
Fun little anecdote I know it's no super duper padlock but my dog flattened the scoop on an aluminum ice cream scoop the aluminum was high grade too
@stealyoflow6534 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@thetorguy8494 жыл бұрын
Would hate to be on the receiving end of that dog bite
@redzeppelin64 жыл бұрын
that got me good.
@Nooptema2 жыл бұрын
A lock surviving a .308 alone is impressive.
@JazzKazoo0930 Жыл бұрын
.308 AP is no joke, and the squire tanked it no sweat. .50 BMG is downright monstrous and it still took 20 after the 100 previous rounds. Demolition ranch did a video testing the lethality of the barret m82 and even a glancing hit on the ear of their ballistic dummy destroyed the head. It literally tanked 20 shots of a round originally meant to repel *tanks*
@picklechinchinry55377 ай бұрын
i mean it won’t make a huge difference that close but it had a shorter barrel compared to the normal FAL length
@lukemimnagh25946 ай бұрын
@@JazzKazoo0930what the fuck
@MostlyPennyCatАй бұрын
It'd be interesting to see how many megajoules of energy they dumped into this thing. Which you could convert into explosive yield by TNT.
@acegamer75492 жыл бұрын
The thing was if they didn’t hit the shackle, that could have easily survived 20-30+ more rounds
@guyver4412 жыл бұрын
Yeah...if i needed to get by that thing I would definitely just cut around it. A set of bolt cutters and any chain is toast, better put that padlock on a giant mythril door....
@giovane_Diaz Жыл бұрын
the only place I can think can be strong enough to be as reasonable hard to break open as this monster is like the presidential car, a russian bunker next to a nuclear plant or something
@timbob1145 Жыл бұрын
I'm strapping one of those to my balls if I ever go to war
@MatthewBakke8 күн бұрын
@@giovane_Diaz I guess like all locks it’s added deterrence. Now they have to take out the whole door or wall.
@slick44014 жыл бұрын
Squire SS100CS: "Was I a good padlock?" LPL: "No." Squire SS100CS: "Oh." LPL: "You were the best."
@gamesrules12233 жыл бұрын
I’m the first comment
@CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR1003 жыл бұрын
@@gamesrules1223 you want an award?
@crystalizedapple58913 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100 a healthy human mind doesn't wake up thinking about making an award for someone who made a "first" reply, but i think that's a luxury, not a curse
@CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR1003 жыл бұрын
@@crystalizedapple5891 you want an award?
@crystalizedapple58913 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100 the word "award" doesn't mean anything to you does it?
@thegeth42934 жыл бұрын
People 2 miles away: what was that huge bang? It sounded like a gun Bike thief: *sweats nervously*
@bobjones35334 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes the perfect bike lock
@jugganaut334 жыл бұрын
*Tires punctured* *Brake lines severed* *Frame chewed up* *Pedestrians dead* Bike thief: only took $80. Bargain! Bikes remaining value: $10.
@ronaldpen94124 жыл бұрын
**Looks at lock** **Looks at the wooden pole that lock is attached to** That lock cant be too hard aight?
@tomikun80574 жыл бұрын
@@ronaldpen9412 right*. aight is a completely different word.
@michealangel15564 жыл бұрын
It’s just a piece of metal covering the actual lock nothing amazing their many weaknesses this lock has I’m sure thousands of locks are bullet proof
@TreytoRx2 жыл бұрын
“Oh I didn’t say we weren’t gonna shoot it” loved that 😂
@christianilson2 жыл бұрын
After this I had to think of him and Bosnian Bill playing Russian Roulette. “Click out of one…“
@Goetterkomplex_2 жыл бұрын
...nothing on two
@ZaHandle3 ай бұрын
BANG! “And there we got it open”
@ggwp638BC3 жыл бұрын
"This is the LockpickingLawyer and what we have here today is a hardened steel, covered in titanium and kevlar padlock, meant to hold fire from anti-tank sniper rifles. And I will show you how it can be opened in less than a half second. To do that, we just need this GAU-12 25mm Rotary Cannon that BosnianBill and I made, load it with a belt of 250 rounds with depleted uranium, let the AI controller lock onto the target, and give slight touch on the trigger. *BRRRT*. As we can see folks, it doesn't matter how strong your lock is, there will always be a destructive method that can break it and everything around it. In any case, that's all I have for you today"
@Transbbsaral3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭🤣
@jamesseddon48293 жыл бұрын
No it goes "BBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPP"
@GaryMSanchez3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaga!
@Drackzgull3 жыл бұрын
I know it was a joke and all, and it's not really relevant for that purpose, but .50 BMG rifles are neither anti-tank (unless you're back in World War 1) nor sniper, they don't have the power for the earlier, nor the precision for the latter. They're what's known as anti-materiel rifles, meant to defeat light armored vehicles and equipment, to destroy things suspected to contain explosives from a safe distance, and other such tasks.
@justaorangewithapeel79863 жыл бұрын
@@Drackzgull ggwp never said anything about a 50 BMG
@juancesaretti4 жыл бұрын
Nothing on one, little click out of two, bullet hole on three...
@asf130thecompany74 жыл бұрын
This one made me literally laugh XD
@Pyrolock4 жыл бұрын
Very funny - nice!
@Javafiendcuppajoe4 жыл бұрын
That is the best comment... Needed that Laugh...
@PMCJohn4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@bobloblaw93024 жыл бұрын
THAT is too funny!
@infinitepower14492 жыл бұрын
7:17 “the locking mechanism never let go” damn that’s strong
@owatonnahacker4 ай бұрын
now I want to see the LP pick the lock after the destructive maintenance
@mr.plaguedoc28802 жыл бұрын
It’s only a matter of time until LPL says “This is The LockPickingLawyer, and today, we are gonna use an RPG against this padlock”
@ViralKiller2 жыл бұрын
After 2 years of picking locks the standard way, the lock picking lawyer decided to just shoot at them...
@misusaki89802 жыл бұрын
He was probably thinking "Wait a second, all this time I could of just shot the locks"
@ctc24692 жыл бұрын
50 cal not real suttle thou
@azzygoh56622 жыл бұрын
Clearly you haven't seen the ramset vids XD
@t.r.44962 жыл бұрын
He got bored with picking locks, and he decided we needed more content.
@michaelpettersson49192 жыл бұрын
@@ctc2469 With a 50 cal you do not need to be subtle. No guard are going to be stupid enough to get in the way.
@biomechanism14 жыл бұрын
Ebay: Selling lock in mild condition
@nikolozka14 жыл бұрын
Or, New other
@user-le2rz6sk3b4 жыл бұрын
Still safer than a master lock😂
@rayjaymor87544 жыл бұрын
Well I mean, they took the rubber casing off... so just slip it back on. No low ball offers! I know what I got!
@tonylomeli50804 жыл бұрын
*Mild* Condition
@Taken-Edits4 жыл бұрын
mint*
@blenderfox2 жыл бұрын
"this lock survived all those bullets and still didn't let go of the shackle."
@kayleighk.6412 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I've heard LPL laugh and it's in about the most aggressive video I've ever seen from him 😂
@joshp8535 Жыл бұрын
This one and the one where he is trying to open the ABUS Rock with the Ramset. The 2nd most aggressive video of his I've seen, lol.
@MrJimheeren4 жыл бұрын
This is probably the most American thing I’ve ever seen
@waltermh1113 жыл бұрын
lol I just love it. I only start appreciating the value of guns this year but I am definitely raising my kids to use them well.
@user-zl7sv6go3p3 жыл бұрын
@@waltermh111 what value do guns have? From what I understand they don't have many positive effects on society- all I can really think of is that they're fun to use. On the other hand however they are responsible for many deaths. It seems to me like guns are overall negative.
@ErdTirdMans3 жыл бұрын
@@user-zl7sv6go3p Then why do the police and military have them?
@stephenfulford62273 жыл бұрын
@@user-zl7sv6go3p Except data shows far more lives are saved in US by the defensive use of guns than non-suicide deaths are caused. Guns are a great equalizer. They are the only reason a pregnant lady could have any personal defense against a large male aggressor. They have a very positive impact.
@TheRflynn3 жыл бұрын
“This is the tool that Bosnian Bill and I made”
@michaelb44152 жыл бұрын
LPL having a 100% accuracy is a bit concerning
@randomstuffbychris2 жыл бұрын
Well as long as you don't flinch and move the gun and your scope/sight is zeroed correctly it isn't all that difficult
@csgotrainingbot21602 жыл бұрын
@@randomstuffbychris can confirm, shot a rifle for the first time ever with a red dot with 100% accuracy across 9 shots from the prone position, range being no more than 50 yards and scope being a zeroed in red dot
@hoangtuan79452 жыл бұрын
Well, he be like that to make sure the lock companies aint gonna mess with him
@geckotoe2 жыл бұрын
In another video he said he did go to military school Edit: The mention was in "[392] Opening Master Combination Locks With a Hammer"
@Spaceytig3r2 жыл бұрын
Lockpicking skill 100, Stealth 100, Archery 100
@gaz3122 жыл бұрын
I wonder. If the lock were placed on something that didn’t move would it take more of the impact of the shot and how would that effect the results.
@kenjiishikawa10292 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing.
@DinnerForkTongue2 жыл бұрын
They didn't brace it here because of possible ricochets and splatter.
@theregalproletariat2 жыл бұрын
Then it would be able to transfer energy more effectively to its surroundings.
@NightmareBlade102 жыл бұрын
Good point, but then again I doubt a padlock would ever be securely attached to anything considering it has to hang from whatever it's locking.
@theatricult2 жыл бұрын
@@NightmareBlade10 itwouldnt hang this loosely and the back is likely to be up against something so no swinging back honestly i wouldnt be surprised if you could get through this lock in half the shots
@jtland48422 жыл бұрын
This is something that Squire should proudly put on their website if they haven't already. With LPL's permission of course
@wiredloaf20503 жыл бұрын
The amount of ammo it took to break this is worth more than whatever it is you’re trying to steal
@MrMeow-iq7kq3 жыл бұрын
capitalism at its finest.
@oliverlemley93433 жыл бұрын
3 dollars a round time 20 shots =60 bucks i sure hope somone would use this to protect something a little more valuable
@wiredloaf20503 жыл бұрын
@@oliverlemley9343 plus all the others used
@donkey43 жыл бұрын
@@oliverlemley9343 50 cal rounds are about 12 to 15 dollars a round
@oliverlemley93433 жыл бұрын
@@donkey4 holy hell where are you buying them from
@reterbid62153 жыл бұрын
"This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and this is my Lock-Picking-Minigun™"
@rabbitdrink3 жыл бұрын
i am lock picking lawyer and this is my lockpick
@billcipher17563 жыл бұрын
@@rabbitdrink "it takes 400 thousand dollars to use this lock pick, for 12 seconds"
@lexdalex13 жыл бұрын
Say hello to my little friend
@Nano0k3 жыл бұрын
"You'll likely want to use the majority of your tension on your support arm, and light to medium tension on the finger actuator."
@Rencol6663 жыл бұрын
¨.... i got from bosnian bill"
@shadowai96682 жыл бұрын
0:02 those are some interesting looking lockpicks you have there LPL
@Justin-lf1fs2 жыл бұрын
I’m impressed with how well the rig stood up to all that force and shrapnel
@Pellbort4 жыл бұрын
"In the end, the Squire SS100CS can be easily defeated with a relatively low-skilled attack using just a piece of a Red Bull can, 30 feet of det cord and a brick of C4."
@a_common_weeb3 жыл бұрын
A big brick of C4
@danglam233 жыл бұрын
A huge bricc of c4
@zedtype57543 жыл бұрын
"Waste of explosive go for the wall instead"
@ladywaffle22103 жыл бұрын
"Some assembly required"
@aaronstorey97123 жыл бұрын
@@danglam23 a thicc bricc of c4
@AntneeUK3 жыл бұрын
This feels like a Wile E. Coyote cartoon, where he tries to blow up a padlock to get into a building, but after destroying the building the padlock is still perfectly intact
@AlexandreJWKlaus3 жыл бұрын
hahahahh
@Random-xt8cq3 жыл бұрын
lol
@vikassm2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joshelliott18262 жыл бұрын
And somehow floating in place
@zahven2 жыл бұрын
I can perfectly imagine that cartoon. Amazing lmao
@michaelbasalt93872 жыл бұрын
I don't think I have ever heard LockPickingLawyer in so much awe of a lock. High high praise indeed!
@Gr33nShirt2 жыл бұрын
What’s crazy is it wasn’t just what it took from the .50. There was 60 rounds of 5.56, 40 rounds of 7.62 AP, AND 20 rounds of .50. Great video.
@Blackmark74104 жыл бұрын
Scene from an action movie: Hero infiltrates the bad guys base, and find the girl locked in a cell. He takes aim at the lock with his pistol. Hero: Wait, is that a Squire? Girl: What? Hero: That lock, it's a Squire, I ain't got no chance! Girl: What does that mean? Hero: It means i'm out, see ya.
4 жыл бұрын
He just needs to shoot at the bars of the cell, as they are probably weaker than the lock.
@trashymontyy23854 жыл бұрын
Picks lock*😂
@amphiumaiii70584 жыл бұрын
He could just pull up LockPickingLawyer video 927 on his phone to see how to pick the lock.
@nicolrb22104 жыл бұрын
Amauri E. Alcántara it’s a bunch of connected squires
@yokunjon4 жыл бұрын
Sounds more like a commercial to me. :D
@samueljohnston96393 жыл бұрын
So if I'm a robber and i see this lock, I should just take an axe to the door
@MatthewCampbell7653 жыл бұрын
Buy a reinforced door.
@antthegord94113 жыл бұрын
Here's Johnny!
@prcervi3 жыл бұрын
the door would certainly give sooner than this lock, the nearby wall would probably too
@Anonymous-gu2pk3 жыл бұрын
Use a tank.
@dash48003 жыл бұрын
You misspelled 50bmg
@theonlyegg2 жыл бұрын
It's always fun when you hear KZfaqrs' real personalities sneak through.
@ballisticblocker91632 жыл бұрын
“I’m the lock-picking laywer and I’m gonna light these up like a Christmas tree”.
@cee3483 жыл бұрын
Remember: your lock is only as strong as the screws that hold it to the door
@misterygamere53502 жыл бұрын
i mean, you've got a point
@tylervue3062 жыл бұрын
True
@nothingmuch11292 жыл бұрын
Or, as strong as the door 🚪
@slyking2142 жыл бұрын
I'm sure it can be picked easily. (I'm going to go watch LPL pick it now.) Just watched it and I was wrong, that took LPL a while to pick.
@zahven2 жыл бұрын
@@slyking214 can’t have a shitty core in an absolute beast of a lock like that otherwise there would literally be no point Imagine if it was a wafer lock lmao
@doctorosullivan3 жыл бұрын
Losing your GoPro to shrapnel while in the desert shooting 50 cals at a lock trying to blow it up for fun is the most American thing ever haha
@pizzamon7953 жыл бұрын
Bald eagles
@Carstuff1113 жыл бұрын
@@pizzamon795 Not just bald eagles, screaming bald eagles :)
@williamroberts57163 жыл бұрын
@@Carstuff111 Screaming bald eagles eating bacon.
@nathankim91703 жыл бұрын
@@williamroberts5716 Screaming bald eagles eating bacon powered by a V8
@luviskol3 жыл бұрын
@@nathankim9170 Screaming bald eagles eating bacon powered by a V8 covered with Maple syrup with a side order of fries and a diet coke
@miker.54959 ай бұрын
That's amazing. Very cool vid! I literally laughed out loud when I noticed LPL is wearing loafers to the gun range. Lawyer for life lol!
@cassiedoesmusic26065 ай бұрын
I think that had the lock been affixed to something solid behind it rather than free-swinging on a chain it probably wouldn't have lasted nearly as long as it did, the lock being able to move backwards and swing around means that it can dissipate energy that would otherwise be directed straight through it. I know it's a bit of a silly point to make this long after the video is made but I'd be curious to see how it would do attached to something like a heavy metal door. love the channel btw!
@boozle81252 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that you're putting these locks to the test in real world situations like this
@kingfisherc96082 жыл бұрын
Why are you from a war zone?
@sam62312 жыл бұрын
Do you live in Afghanistan?
@jackeronie64902 жыл бұрын
@@sam6231 darned kids always stealing my bike with a leftover M2 Browning
@reeces.pieces32 жыл бұрын
@@jackeronie6490 yesterday some guy stole my skateboard using a Type 96 25 mm AT/AA Gun
@Ab1911A12 жыл бұрын
It’s faster just to snap the chain then the lock
@TROOPERfarcry4 жыл бұрын
The 50 didn't do it? Should have switched to 9mm. 9mm undoes locks in one shot. Source, Hollywood.
@anononomous4 жыл бұрын
You need special lock picking ammo though.
@camopug4 жыл бұрын
(anononomous) s p e c i a l l o c k p i c k i n g b u l l e t
@TheGamerThatKills4 жыл бұрын
They had us in the fist half, not gonna lie
@randomtube82264 жыл бұрын
Should have used a knife, it will cut through with just one slice. Source, Resident Evil.
@vocalpatriot4 жыл бұрын
LOL!! TRUTH!! ~=O
@b7uh8 ай бұрын
"this is the lock picking lawyer and today we are going to absolutley fucking obliterate your front door"
@hamham_64112 жыл бұрын
"We applied the .50 cal lockpick to this" That made me do a spittake.
@jackkreacherr93393 жыл бұрын
New slogan for the lock "You'll get tired of shooting it"
@cleoking63123 жыл бұрын
Or "we are the waste basket for bullets!"
@SNNY-SKTR3 жыл бұрын
If the company adopts this y'all heard it from this dude first lol.
@bremsstrahlung23063 жыл бұрын
Loool 😂
@T0mmy77773 жыл бұрын
More like,you will enjoy shooting it
@TheNitrop3 жыл бұрын
That's a great slogan!
@Lt_Beam4 жыл бұрын
"I don't think the 556 or the AP 308 is gonna do the trick" "Well, we carried it all out here though" "Well, I ain't say we weren't gonna shot it" America, America. Never change
@dukeman75954 жыл бұрын
Johan DOUCHE, thank you for your imbecilic bemused remark..
@TheMrKeksLp4 жыл бұрын
@Johan Fouche The fuck is your problem with people having fun
@Galahad_Du_Lac4 жыл бұрын
Johan Fouche You really are a sad spiteful little man.
@cyrecks4 жыл бұрын
@Johan Fouche Dude stop. You're embarrassing yourself and making everyone else feel uncomfortable. It's kind of sad and pathetic.
@weasle29044 жыл бұрын
@Johan Fouche I forgot that men with too much estrogen can get a little angsty sometimes...
@lifestapestry29682 жыл бұрын
Without doubt the most entertaining of all your video's, loved it and a nod to the Brits for making one hell of a padlock.
@thatautogarage36442 жыл бұрын
I started following you channel because it’s pretty cool even though I had no interested in bypassing locks. I’ve been seeing some nice guns on your channel and seeing these firearms today made me absolutely love this channel.
@crimsonhalo134 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to Demolition Ranch, this is the Lock Picking Lawyer ..."
@ryanweeter34434 жыл бұрын
That would be dope
@parrotgaming19604 жыл бұрын
Please make this a thing
@creepytheft4 жыл бұрын
I'd love to hear the LPL do the Demo ranch outro to be honest
@EvanPederson4 жыл бұрын
The crossover we never knew we needed.
@alvianekka804 жыл бұрын
"This is a 5000 joule airgun with steel-tipped bolt that Joerg and I made few days ago, and we're going to test it on this lock. Let me show you its feature."
@mattooi43222 жыл бұрын
Didn't even mention how no rounds punched all the way through. The back is totally intact. Incredible.
@julianeder46992 жыл бұрын
the 7.62x51 ap rounds dont carry enough energy to do it and they only fired fmj 50.s at it thats like tryin to push a marshmallow through a phonebook. that bein said it was still kinda impressive how well it held up
@chrisburn71782 жыл бұрын
The main reason is the fact it was swinging, so a good deal of the energy was lost simply pushing the lock backwards. If you want an analogy, try stabbing a piece of paper with a pencil while it's hanging by pegs from a clothes dryer. Now put it over a baking dish and tape all four sides down so it is tight and try again. That's the difference.
@julianeder46992 жыл бұрын
@@chrisburn7178 A Channel by the name of Going Ballistic actually tested the same lock against some ap 50 cals with a big wooden log as backsupport and somehow it still took a bunch of shots till it finally broke (the APs didnt even make it all the way through) A SLAP would probably breeze right through and if you went for the steel rods connecting it you would also crack it open in no time but the body of this target has some serious meat to it
@chrisburn71782 жыл бұрын
@@julianeder4699 Interesting! Didn't know others had tried as well. It's a pretty good bit of kit eh!
@julianeder46992 жыл бұрын
@@chrisburn7178 Well anytime a tough product or a product that claims to be top notch hits the market its only a question of time till people start firing supersonic lead at it. Im just happy when people with the proper knowledge and equipment test it (LPL with his knowledge on how the lock operates and Going Ballistic with their arsenal of exotic/expensive and hard to come by ammunition are 2 channels that i would class as experts in the field) Still waitin for that SLAP round tho that should blow that lock a new one
@bradleyspears5057Ай бұрын
This is the highest praise I have ever heard him give a lock and I have been watching for a few years now, I've seen most of his videos and never once have I heard him say he was speechless in a good way, I might be wrong and just didn't hear it but damn that is some good praise
@thevanillatoast2 жыл бұрын
"Oh why what a nice netflix series i finally fucking found it would be such a shame if someone assblasted my INDESTRUCTIBLE SUPER TURBO LOCK(trademark) with the sheer ungodly force of a anti material round while i am ever so vulnerable from this newfound satisfaction of-" *huge crack of a 50 cal*
@rogehmarbi4 жыл бұрын
LPL #549 : Ramset LPL #944 : .50 CAL Now that's what I call progress.
@inflatablewolfie4 жыл бұрын
@Hakageryuu We are now in the year 3046. The earth has been abandoned. A weapon finally bested the latest squire padlock however, doing so, it pierced a hole straight through the earth. The squire padlock, cut in half, flew right out of the atmosphere and both chunks impacted faraway planets inhabited by some higher life forms, completely obliterating them. Squire is therefore on trial for having caused the first galactic war; Humanity is on the brink of destruction. Squire engineers now ask themselves: Have we gone too far?
@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo81064 жыл бұрын
@@inflatablewolfie this is some good lore
@lindsaytang10174 жыл бұрын
LPL #2855: Blazar light beam vs Lock
@RonJeremy5144 жыл бұрын
Next: Exploding Star
@Storoks4 жыл бұрын
I would love to see him use a 76mm tbh
@kevlarstorm52114 жыл бұрын
“High velocity armour piercing, it’ll take the hat off of an elite at 2000 yards.” Padlock: lol wut
@alexburke8534 жыл бұрын
Kevlar Storm and they ain’t cheap
@Nater22044 жыл бұрын
The Halo sniper rifle doesn't fire 50. BMG it fires 20mm bullets.
@Cheater3574 жыл бұрын
@@Nater2204 Halo sniper fires 14.5mmx114mm rounds. .50 cal comes out to 12.7mm. 20mm is what you would find in use for canons and mounted guns on aircraft.
@Nater22044 жыл бұрын
@@Cheater357 from what I heard it's 20mm
@thefriendd65064 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the bullets he shot were standard ball, so you can't really make that meme without testing actual AP ammo on it.
@addamochs2 жыл бұрын
Love your choice of lock picks in this video.
@taylorstout49392 жыл бұрын
God I love this channel, good host and I'm actually learning things.
@santtilagmailcom4 жыл бұрын
This is important consumer information
@toshikartoshi4 жыл бұрын
What else would it be
@rawovunlapin82014 жыл бұрын
_"So, I have a neighbor with strong grudge against padlocks, and he has a 50 cal rifle. How many rounds can I expect this lock to tank?"_
@chaosryans4 жыл бұрын
Them bullets are expensive :(
@humanmold4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely vital.
@HariSeldon9134 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think they should have invited Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman?
@marquiis3 жыл бұрын
1:00 "we applied the 50cal lockpick to this" I'm broke.
@zachbrown16302 жыл бұрын
what did you spend all your money on?
@WestSydeThuugg2 жыл бұрын
@@zachbrown1630 50cal lockpicks are spendy
@mr.phoenix86912 жыл бұрын
@Erik Yeah!!!
@volkswagen12212 жыл бұрын
The lock broke too 🤣
@bookworm83682 жыл бұрын
@@zachbrown1630 I miss my dad. Sometimes I hit him.
@pas7680 Жыл бұрын
The hard part would be finding a door strong enough to take that beast.
@ChaoPow2 жыл бұрын
Came here after your recent video on a new and bigger version of this lock. Love it!!
@Habreno4 жыл бұрын
Squire: "Can we send you a new one and you send us that one back? We'd like it as a trophy."
@Taolan84724 жыл бұрын
They probably would. Hang that thing in the front lobby of their headquarters with pictures at every desk in their QC department. "You have to literally use an anti-material rifle to break our lock."
@xl0004 жыл бұрын
@@Taolan8472 I would love to see the locker room at Squire HQ.
@IncenseAgallochum4 жыл бұрын
@@Taolan8472 In a display case with 60 rounds of 5.56, 40 rounds of armor-piercing .308, and 20 rounds of 50
@57thorns4 жыл бұрын
@@IncenseAgallochum How much did that ammunition used weigh? More or less than the lock?
@AMRIV4 жыл бұрын
@@57thorns Including the case and powder it would come out to about 6lbs of bullets. Could be + or - a pound or two depending on the exact types used.
@eragonfan3604 жыл бұрын
The fact that the back of it was damn near spotless is amazing. Definitely a tough lock.
@woswasdenni19144 жыл бұрын
not really, having it hanging looses a lot of energy on impact. the energy is not only absorbed but also given to the lock in a longer timeframe. i dont thin kthe back survives if the lock would be mounted hard. but ofc the riccochet risk then is probably too high. and shooting sucha tiny lock at 100 yards isnt much fun either
@VineFynn4 жыл бұрын
@@woswasdenni1914 chances are that you would end up destroying whatever is behind the lock before the lock
@octoberTFB5 ай бұрын
Stunning, the padlock didn't even get damaged in the back, while the front became an unrecognizable mush.
@cekesre2 жыл бұрын
I love how the vibe is sooo calm even tho, you know, they're shooting guns
@frag06382 жыл бұрын
That’s America
@ex-d74082 жыл бұрын
This is literally the most intimidating intro he had ever done. "This is lock Picking Lawyer *with a soft voice*" while showing 3 heavy firearms + 2 full magazines + approximately 12 extra 50 BMG bullets.
@canter1ter2 жыл бұрын
"This is the lock picking lawyer, and today i got tired of people that leave dislikes"
@chrisbarnes78042 жыл бұрын
This is the lock picking lawyer, and today I’m going to show you why your workplace and place of residence require stronger locks.
@crazypizzaman2 жыл бұрын
@@canter1ter “The average person may not realize this but every dislike comes from a person with a name and an address, and today we will be testing all the locks on their homes”
@analcough53212 жыл бұрын
"this is the lockpicking lawyer and soon i will be conducting a raid on your house, keep me out for 4 hours and ill give you a free Covert Companion. you have only 2 weeks to prepare. godspeed"
@no3ironman111002 жыл бұрын
@@analcough5321 (explosion sound resounds as you panick, LPL with a loaded gun infront of you) "Ok to prove this wasn't a fluke, I will try this again" (leaves and gives you another week)
@Fedico70003 жыл бұрын
There's something amazingly comedic about hearing "this is the lock picking lawyer" while looking at a huge lock with big ass guns behind it.
@ChewBakaYT3 жыл бұрын
a 50bmg is good pick after all
@borisvandruff75322 жыл бұрын
Are we going to talk about how good of shots both of these guys are? LIGHTS OUT on the gun range.
@mrooshoo8 ай бұрын
Ahh yes, my favorite gun KZfaqr.
@redlofi92104 жыл бұрын
this is the first time youtube has recommended me a video about lockpicking >lockpicking >.50 BMG
@vivekr1504 жыл бұрын
Liked ur comment for shiina
@MrSupercar554 жыл бұрын
Try watching LockPickingLawyer’s videos on the regular like I do. Then you’ll be recommended them more often.
@robertphillips56394 жыл бұрын
The
@cf62824 жыл бұрын
Same for me. Amazing how many followers he has. Chilling to see how easily he picks locks.
@nyaxayn78854 жыл бұрын
.50 is a timeless classic.
@dundeeslaytern7244 жыл бұрын
When your character has 0 points in Lockpicking, and you still want to rob that NPC's house.
@lunarhalcyon67254 жыл бұрын
"You find the door is heavily warded with a mechanism of both extreme complexity and durability" Lockpick - 50 : Despell the Ward Small Arms - 100 / Big Guns - 75 : Shatter the Mechanism
@suppe27404 жыл бұрын
lol, best comment, we gamers are crazy xD
@jojojojo-yi6wb4 жыл бұрын
@@suppe2740 cringe
@missingno24014 жыл бұрын
wasted grenades on locks
@sulfurnitride4 жыл бұрын
@@lunarhalcyon6725 When your playing Skyrim and the lock is like 1 milometer off and your lockpick broke
@couchmaster37738 ай бұрын
I half expected the intro to go like, "This is the LockPickingLawyer, and I've finally had it up to here with Master Lock."
@saintgizmo616010 ай бұрын
OMG that's incredible!!!!!! Squire should use this footage or even just a picture of what you've done in their advertising that lock is literally built like a tank
@frietpan89174 жыл бұрын
Man calls locksmith to open a door, locksmith brings .50 BMG.
@kooll24014 жыл бұрын
😆
@giantmagicalduck36044 жыл бұрын
... and still failes to open a door.
@VascoCC954 жыл бұрын
"Well, sir... I think I need an extra mag of .50 bullets to open your lock..."
@takodajohnson7034 жыл бұрын
Like he said " Strongest lock in the world." Amazing deterrent. I was really impressed when he picked this lock in about a minute.
@MyHentaiGirlNeko4 жыл бұрын
@@giantmagicalduck3604 might as well blast the whole door from the hingred
@tonyth92403 жыл бұрын
"It was just earlier today that we applied the 50cal lockpick to this" Yeah, he's an American locksmith.
@RandomUser24013 жыл бұрын
so sad, this nation will never advance.
@Fedico70003 жыл бұрын
So patriotic
@pops72493 жыл бұрын
@@RandomUser2401 why
@Cain353 жыл бұрын
@@RandomUser2401 Do you have stupid
@RandomUser24013 жыл бұрын
@@Cain35 No. But an English course would be appropriate for you.
@thefreedomguyuk2 жыл бұрын
I can only say this made me feel very small, very ordinary, and lacking imagination. 😉 What a fantastic video. Thank you, guys !!
@minedoimperija2 жыл бұрын
"This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and I'm out at the range with Bosnian Bill" Every Serbian in a 10 mile radius: *intense sweating*
@EGL24Xx4 жыл бұрын
So today we're gonna use a standard pick in 500 thousandths
@ethansmith55604 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@KazakhToon4 жыл бұрын
Click outta one, let's just reload that
@Ava-wu4qp4 жыл бұрын
Technically 510 thousandths. Though exact bullet diameters do vary between more specific ammo types.
@idahomike4 жыл бұрын
It's refreshing to see someone on KZfaq that can do basic math. I'm not saying that sarcastically...
@bryanslocks34814 жыл бұрын
EGL24Xx 500 thousandths is microscopic
@kingofstuff17323 жыл бұрын
Somewhere there's the lock designer for Squire pumping his fist in the air going, "YEESSS!!"
@PownyRider3 жыл бұрын
xD yeah^^
@Kieselmeister3 жыл бұрын
@The champs of Gaming .50 bmg WAS designed as an anti-tank round... just from WW1... It was a bit too small by the time WW2 came around, but there were still a few Italian and IJA light tanks which it could penetrate.
@patrickdabs2 жыл бұрын
@@Kieselmeister I think he meant the 120mm cannon on an Abrams tank,
@RickGladwin2 жыл бұрын
“Sir the Lock Picking Lawyer is doing an episode on our padlock” *starts to sweat* “He’s shooting it with armour-piercing rounds” *starts to smile*
@cthrekgoru2 жыл бұрын
Back is still intact. Very tough lock…
@lncoming9 ай бұрын
This may be the greatest advertisement of all time, and it's not even a sponsored video, because I have no use for one of these, but I still want one.
@kelvinteoh90582 жыл бұрын
Wow! Combine this with the Bowley locking mechanism and it'll probably be the most unpenetrable lock in the world!!! Thanks for sharing.
@Wise_Noob134 жыл бұрын
Squire secret is that they made the padlocks out of old Nokia phones
@crimsonlight42054 жыл бұрын
James Harding well this video showed it being shot with a 50 cal soo I imagine it’s a given it can take multiple 9 mil
@DrLennieSmall4 жыл бұрын
@@crimsonlight4205 he refers to the phones
@omgitsjoetime4 жыл бұрын
Jorvikson no he specifically said Hi points
@Milk-ew4pf4 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@callmevell9184 жыл бұрын
This must be an eternal meme or something.
@bigmango2023 жыл бұрын
I love how the back still looks fine
@waltermh1113 жыл бұрын
yeah, I notice that also lol
@RandalfElVikingo3 жыл бұрын
*Demolition Ranch dude starts sweating*
@DHCR-core10 ай бұрын
The joy when LPL says "There's the steel penetrator" is palpable
@barragethree50479 ай бұрын
"Fortunately, I have a delicate lockpicking technique" - Optimus Prime