KZfaq shorts at 3 am:

Funny memes were invented in the 1900s People in 1899:

Blud thinks his audience is 5 year olds💀💀

This is Bob. He ages 1 year every time a person likes this comment. He starts at 0 years old. How old will he be?

That's enough internet for me today.

1945 people: In 2023 we will have flying cars and advanced technology! 2023:

Hehe boy

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Things making sense was invented in 1944. 1943:

KZfaq shorts is better then TikTok! KZfaq shorts:

1970: We'll have flying cars in the future Future:

Plot twist The scp died after seeing the humor in this video

Humor was invented in 1799 Ppl in 2023:

Welcome back to another episode of "What TF did I just watch?"

Scp_096 literally died by seeing his own face 😂😂

"KZfaq Shorts is great, you shall give it atleast a try" KZfaq Shorts:

Normal day in KZfaq Shorts:

My IQ just lowered thanks to this

Bro summoned a whole other fandom

For context the monster in the back rooms was called scp 096 only reacts and has the urge to kill when somebody looks at a picture or directly at it. It can also hunt any body down within a 6 mile radius. But if you look at 096 and it comes to try and kill you then giving it a mirror for it to look at it self would mean it has to die. Good job mr Jonathan.

welcome back to: its 4 am and wtf did I just watch?

Bro got banned from KZfaq shorts

Brainrot 👇

Bros brain has fully emerged into KZfaq shorts💀

Give back his clarinet: ✖️ Give him a nuke: ✔️

That’s enough KZfaq shorts for today 💀

Bro that was withered freddy not freddy 💀

KZfaq kids be like:

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now.[3] A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. That is because they are wind-pollinated rather than insect-pollinated, so they do not have to attract insects. Green is the best colour for photosynthesis.

You know when your in the most random dream with no context and just go with it? It’s kinda like this

Mom: Go play with the neighbors kid The neighbors kid:

Blud is the type of person to take a shower with socks on

SCP-096 in the backrooms... Ok, that's enough YT Shorts for today.

Humans evolved in 10000BC People in 10001BC:

smartest minecraft youtuber in 2023:

Bro couldn’t handle his own exsitence 💀

my brain at the class test:

Welcome to another episode of "what the hell did I just watch" edit: MOM 800 LIKES IM FAMOUS!

Welcome to the dark side of youtube her you protection 👇

People who like free foods 👇

KZfaq Shorts at 3am:

“HEE HEE HEE HAW” *EXPLOSION*

Funny button 👇

Bad memes were invented in 1986. People in 1985: I do not think this is bad

When you feel stupid, remember that this exists

"Comedy was created in 486 BC" People in 485 BC:

"Go watch with the neighbours kid!" What the neighbours kid watches:

Title: The Healing Power of Touching Grass Introduction: In our increasingly urbanized and technology-driven world, our connection with nature has become more distant than ever before. However, there is something undeniably magical and healing about the simple act of touching grass. Whether it's a barefoot stroll on a lush lawn, lying down on a meadow, or running fingers through blades of grass, this intimate interaction with nature has the power to rejuvenate our body, mind, and soul. In this essay, we will explore the profound effects of touching grass and why it is crucial to reconnect with the natural world. Physical Restoration: When we touch grass, we are engaging in a multisensory experience that stimulates our physical well-being. The soft texture of grass beneath our feet or in our hands offers a sensory delight, providing a gentle massage that relaxes the muscles and releases tension. Walking barefoot on grass can also have a grounding effect, as the earth's natural energy is absorbed through our soles, promoting balance and harmony within our bodies. Moreover, grass is a natural insulator that can regulate body temperature, providing a cool respite on hot summer days. The physical restoration we experience through touching grass revitalizes us and strengthens our connection to the natural world. Mental and Emotional Renewal: The act of touching grass transcends the physical realm and has a profound impact on our mental and emotional well-being. Stepping away from the concrete jungles and immersing ourselves in the simplicity of nature has been shown to reduce stress, anxiety, and depression. Touching grass can serve as a form of therapy, grounding us in the present moment and fostering mindfulness. The vibrant green hues and the subtle fragrance of grass evoke a sense of tranquility, calming our racing thoughts and enabling us to find solace amidst the chaos of modern life. This connection with nature ignites our senses, awakens our spirit, and fosters a deep sense of serenity. Spiritual Reconnection: Beyond the physical and mental benefits, touching grass also facilitates a spiritual reconnection. Nature has an innate ability to awaken our sense of wonder and awe, reminding us of the interconnectedness of all living beings. Grass, with its resilience and ability to flourish even in adverse conditions, symbolizes the circle of life and the power of growth. As we touch grass, we tap into the ancient wisdom of the Earth, grounding ourselves in the larger tapestry of existence. This connection with nature rekindles our spirit, restores our sense of purpose, and fuels our creativity. Environmental Consciousness: Touching grass not only nourishes our individual well-being but also deepens our understanding of the importance of environmental conservation. As we interact with the natural world, we become more aware of its fragility and the need to protect it for future generations. Touching grass engenders a sense of responsibility towards our planet, prompting us to make sustainable choices and advocate for environmental stewardship. By fostering a personal connection with grass and the broader ecosystem, we become guardians of the Earth, dedicated to preserving its beauty and diversity. Conclusion: In a world characterized by rapid urbanization and detachment from nature, the act of touching grass is a powerful remedy. It restores our physical vitality, revitalizes our mental and emotional well-being, renews our spiritual connection, and fosters a profound sense of environmental consciousness. As we venture outside and allow our hands and feet to connect with the softness and resilience of grass, we embark on a journey of self-discovery and reconnection with the natural world. So, let us embrace the therapeutic power of touching grass, for in doing so, we rediscover our place in the intricate tapestry of life and find solace in the beauty that surrounds us.

Ohio minecraft be like:

Team cringe only for 2 year olds 👇

1970: we will be so advanced in technology that we won’t even need to move!! 2023:

Bro really roasted himself with -96669 vs -69996 IQ 💀

Minecraft Ohio Server 😂😂😂

I love your videos so much

Minecraft❌️ Roblox✅️

Dude got a big brain 💀👌🏻

KZfaq kids be like

The meme used to be better when it wasn't yt kids or modded and actually used common sense

First can you give me a tutorial of how to befriend Freddy Fazbear

Osea espero que puedas ser un canal muy bueno

TV man shows be like:

❤ د د

People in 1990: Hmm, what will 2023 look like? 2023:

Bro the end💀💀

fnaf 1 + pizza tower be like

How the bite of 87 was made:

The smart one is just so lucky 😂

The ChatGPT got me 💀

in the original SCP game he doesn't stop running.

Humor was invented in 1846 People in 2023:

i like to be a pro like him

My last brain cell during a test:

They put a freaking nuke out💀💀💀💀💀

Jokes were Invented In 1900 BC People In 1901 BC

Welcome to another episode of ""WTF DID I JUST WATCH?!""

Even the best therapist in the milkdromeda galaxy couldn't help me

Minecraft in Ohio be like:

Braincells were invented in 1992. People in 1991:

I love how the monster waited patiently for him to break the block and release Chat GPT and place the mirror in front of him.🥰

Welcome to another episode of it is 3 in the morning and I watched a weird video-

At the end of the video: I will ask you 250 thousand tons of TNT

That SPC had EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

people in 1945: we will have super advanced tech in 2023 like time traveling people in 2023:

Vanilla Minecraft has left the chat

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color/colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These three families are not closely related but all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style. The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow very tall, such as Bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales. Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[2] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion).

“HEhE heHe hA 👹” Got me dying 😂

If ur watching in 2023 👇🏼

Bro i l8ke pizza😊🎉🎉

Scp 096 was both fatally wounded in the fight against 682. But 096 seems to have given up the fight against 682 because he was more willing to live to chase and kill those who saw him to the end. So the regenerative angle 096 won't kill you even if you bruise yourself.

"No SpiderMan was harmed during making this video"🙂

KZfaq kids a 3 am:

Cringe button 👇

doctor:every dream has a meaning! my dreams:

HOW SCP-069 CAN STOP RUNNING.

When Spider-Man got jumpscared 💀💀💀

my brain during the most important exam of my life :

This is what an aneurysm feels like

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. It is usually green in color. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants, and include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. Grasses have stems that are hollow except at the nodes and narrow alternate leaves borne in two ranks. The lower part of each leaf encloses the stem, forming a leaf-sheath. This adaptation allows grass to cope with frequent grazing

he roasted simpsons in 69 languages 💀💀

The ISU-152 was a Soviet self-propelled artillery vehicle used during World War II. It was developed and produced from 1943 onwards, and it was based on the chassis of the IS tank. The main armament of the ISU-152 was a 152 mm gun-howitzer, capable of destroying fortifications, bunkers, and other armored vehicles. The ISU-152 had a rear-mounted casemate-style superstructure that housed the crew and weapon system. The vehicle had a crew of six, and its armor was up to 90mm thick in some places. The ISU-152 also had a secondary armament in the form of a 12.7 mm heavy machine gun. This vehicle saw significant service during World War II, and it played a critical role in the Soviet Union's victory against the German army. The ISU-152 was particularly effective in urban combat and played a critical role in the Battle of Berlin.