A BROKEN HITMAN - Hitman: Contracts Gameplay Part 1

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6 жыл бұрын

I wish somebody actually would clone Matt Peake, just so they could finally finish that f*****g bag of oats. It's been like two years. The crickets who live in it are starting to complain about all the weevils.
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@DaSimsNetwork 6 жыл бұрын

The ultimate man... Peake physical condition.

@heycharliemot 6 жыл бұрын

DaSimsNetwork I’m perfect. Dun dun dun dun dun. I’m perfect wub wub wub wub

@puggy_8907 6 жыл бұрын

The Hitman games never fail at providing hilarious glitches and moments, i can already tell this is going to be another great series.

@mmtigan 6 жыл бұрын

But I've played Hitman: Contracts several times and these things never happened to me. I think Adam is just the god of glitches and every game breaks more than usual the moment he starts to play it.

@ysno6767 6 жыл бұрын

As far as I know, the game plays really differently across all modern PCs, the game straight up doesn't work on my friends PC.

@fowlerpower95 6 жыл бұрын

probably because the framerate is too high and needs to be capped or vsync on

@c9plms823 6 жыл бұрын

mmitgan you probably either vsync'd your game to 60fps or you played it on older hardware that couldn't run it at high framerates. this game's logic is tied to framerate and remains stable up to and at around 70fps. anything over that and things go haywire. considering FH has 9xx or 1xxx series NVIDIA cards and hyperthreaded quad+ core processors they are just absolutely railing the physics with high framerates and it is fucking glorious

@ysno6767 6 жыл бұрын

Erik McLeod yep, very well said. This is why it will be a great series, but hopefully people won't think this game is that buggy when properly performing

@stoned_kitty 2 жыл бұрын

I chose the right choice watching this again for a good alone tea time. They never get old. Thanks for not deleting the good old videos.

@scj6693 7 сағат бұрын

time for a rewatch

@RockIt26 6 жыл бұрын

I love how Matt Peake become more open for cameos and bits in recent funhaus videos. It shows he can have fun as well /\

@Megan-zj2fn 6 жыл бұрын

Amir Rockit I was thinking the same thing!

@RockIt26 6 жыл бұрын

Kitaani exactly right? I noticed it much often in recent videos of OpenHaus. Just seeing him having fun brings me joy.

@Megan-zj2fn 6 жыл бұрын

Amir Rockit me too! He's always been so reserved (still loved him then), but now that he's more outspoken his humour really shines through which is great bc he's hilarious

@RockIt26 6 жыл бұрын

I'm with you on that. Peake is quite a witty person. I can understands that from his cool modest demeanor which I can resembles from.

@darkcharizard52 5 жыл бұрын

@michaeljara8552 6 жыл бұрын

Funhaus: Hitman 2: Resurrection: The Movie: The Game: Resurgence. Based off the hit series, The Land Before Time: Dawn of Justice

@shockwavedec 6 жыл бұрын

Volume 3 part 2

@NeutralGuyDoubleZero 6 жыл бұрын

Michael Jara Episode 1: The Reckoning

@FreakyFriday4Phaggs 6 жыл бұрын

Gone sexual #NotClickbait.

@ankitbishnoi7070 6 жыл бұрын

Two minutes in and I can already tell this is gonna be a great season

@johnknoneborg 6 жыл бұрын

Ankit Bishnoi im crying with joy

@polofreeze1258 6 жыл бұрын

Hows your sex life?

@kieranwilson5857 6 жыл бұрын

Ankit Bishnoi i

@Three60Mafia 6 жыл бұрын

13:01 James: "He's like the Terminator!" Adam: *hums the Robocop theme* Nice call back to Rambo gameplay

@JDRetrolUtion 4 жыл бұрын

B - How does the Rambo theme go? J - *sings RoboCop theme* B - no that's not righ-- J - ROBOCOP!

@Legomanarthur 6 жыл бұрын

Hitman and Bruce's laugh are the perfect combination for a great series.

@NickTasy 6 жыл бұрын

Anything that involves Bruce laughing is great content. I wish I had a big red staples button that every time you hit it would let out a wheezy Bruce laugh

@Bepis13 4 жыл бұрын

Too bad

@G17x 3 жыл бұрын

Legomanarthur I miss him so so bad😞

@deathpyre 6 жыл бұрын

This is what happens when a game bases its physics time on processor speed not on actual time. So as computers get better the game runs faster and faster as fast as the processor can run it.

@aaronvo972 6 жыл бұрын

Ye, it's laughable until you realize that games like Fallout 4 and Skyrim still does this.

@LordWoffingshire 6 жыл бұрын

Fallout 4 and skryim base it on frame rate, which is slightly better because you can limit the frame rate to make it work properly. When its based on the speed of the processor to make it work you would need to downclock your CPU

@jasonmann2902 6 жыл бұрын

Time.deltaTime people!

@al112v4 6 жыл бұрын

Why the physics are more fucked up than Blood Money though? The rogdoll system seems a bit crazy here.

@johnbishop9621 6 жыл бұрын

al112v5 Blood Money didn't use the processor. Their ragdolls are just that wonky

@daedae5523 6 жыл бұрын

I laughed really hard when Peake said cat for some reason😂😂

@SwellerSlvr 6 жыл бұрын

DaeDaeRules it’s so out of character for peake

@SwellerSlvr 6 жыл бұрын

happyskeg1 well they do call their fans stupid a lot

@samiralhajeed 5 жыл бұрын

5:29 That little "ah." When he shot him with the last shot destroyed my insides.

@TFK_Alpha 6 жыл бұрын

3 mins in and adam is already breaking the game This man is stuff of legends

@neoshenlong5117 6 жыл бұрын

MrXxdarklordxX he broke it from the very second he had control of it

@PicantoWasTaken 6 жыл бұрын

Bald Peake is so unnatural and so great Im confused at the ending now

@DragonReaver 6 жыл бұрын

He replaces the peake in funhaus so he can get closer to Adam.

@klassicneo 6 жыл бұрын

Gotta love that editing though

@PicantoWasTaken 6 жыл бұрын

DragonReaver yes but its funhaus making new Peake kill old Peake to kill Adam.. u could just kill Adam and have two Peakes

@MP-je5de 6 жыл бұрын

There is only one peake. Original peake has been surpassed.

@K_vonn 6 жыл бұрын

But how do you surpass the Peake

@MinddKidzag 6 жыл бұрын

Is it Funday Monday™ already?

@abdaniel487 6 жыл бұрын

Funhaus Monhaus?

@Consul99 6 жыл бұрын

It's Foonday Muesday you inconsiderate ass.

@texaswilliam 6 жыл бұрын

Herp Derp Is he racist or just racist?

@Checkmate1138 6 жыл бұрын

Herp Derp And you need to say it with an Australian accent.

@MiraSubieGirl 6 жыл бұрын

Its Tuesday in Russia too :( why we get no funday? #racism

@Stevieguy1234 5 жыл бұрын

I come back to this episode so much because of the glitches and everyone laughing. Love it.

@Noco675 6 жыл бұрын

I have never seen Hitman Contracts so glitchy on any platform

@djricecakes6035 6 жыл бұрын

JambaB i can put my copy in the old ps2 and it wouldn't be even close to the bs emulator

@Dorraj 5 жыл бұрын

@@djricecakes6035 not an emulator, the engine just isn't meant to run at such high framerates. Game needs to be capped and it'll run fine.

@JDRetrolUtion 4 жыл бұрын

It's a talent that Adam has. He can break any game

@DanCGe 6 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: H1tman was the *actual* title

@Pir-o 6 жыл бұрын

for reals? i don't remember that

@blockhead4513 6 жыл бұрын

Wasn't it Hitman: Codename 47? Unless there was an earlier title to it.

@shadowhalk225 6 жыл бұрын

Its Codename 47 :v

@DanCGe 6 жыл бұрын

Bazinga

@MrXxsnipesXx 6 жыл бұрын

hionetman?

@joshdroppedoff 6 жыл бұрын

The Origins of /\

@daddy8914 6 жыл бұрын

mf doom is great

@JohnnyDGaming89 6 жыл бұрын

LOL I love me some weezy Bruce! Always good seeing the crew all lose their shit, nothing will beat that WWE 2K gameplay they did years ago though!

@NickTasy 6 жыл бұрын

Weezy Bruce is best Bruce. Also link.

@JohnnyDGaming89 6 жыл бұрын

It was while they were still on Inside Gaming - kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bpycnLN1qafegpc.html sadly Bruce wasn't there, but still!

@mikhailpozin5142 6 жыл бұрын

I still think the episode on Funhaus when they had the actual wrestler on to play WWE was the funniest episode I've seen.

@JohnnyDGaming89 6 жыл бұрын

Haha, Xavier Woods wasn't it?

@mikhailpozin5142 6 жыл бұрын

Yes, that episode was legendary and I've been watching since the IG days with DJ Matty D

@Mythikal13 3 жыл бұрын

"Boy gravity comes at you fast" this sentence is far too relatable lmao

@MegaTROLLINGUY 6 жыл бұрын

STEP ASIDE ALEKHINE

@Arte550 6 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: John Alekhine is John Hitman's grandfather

@MiraSubieGirl 6 жыл бұрын

I don't want to blow your feeble minds... Well I kinda do. But Alekhine is pronounced "Alerkhin" would be as close a spelling to accurate. I do love Ala Keeney though...

@Ikelae 6 жыл бұрын

Umm how dare you

@HankusTheTankus333 6 жыл бұрын

how is John Chaser related?

@MiraSubieGirl 6 жыл бұрын

HankusTheTankus John Chaser is John Alekhine's American brother in law.

@KefiriuksLTU 6 жыл бұрын

Damn this series is gonna be amazing

@SwellerSlvr 6 жыл бұрын

CAAA CAAA CCCCCAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT

@museofsalzburg2373 5 жыл бұрын

4:00 is my favourite moment of Funhaus ever

@joshdroppedoff 6 жыл бұрын

HITM/\N

@nitrokid 6 жыл бұрын

Hmm, strange. The characters in the game cutscene look a lot like James, Bruce, Elyse, and Pe/\ke. Am I going crazy?

@PeterStellenberg 6 жыл бұрын

I can almost feel the Chaser. Almost.

@dappercrown46 6 жыл бұрын

You don't feel for the Chaser, the Chaser feels for you

@acefire0005 6 жыл бұрын

It’s intros like that, that keeps me coming back. Funhaus is glory

@BubbRubbWooWoo 6 жыл бұрын

It’s still Monday here in Australia. 11pm, but still Monday

@alexharris-white821 6 жыл бұрын

it's 9pm in the coolest part

@ImpatientTurtle 6 жыл бұрын

Wait, wheres 9pm? Its 10pm in the west coast aka the best coast.

@Xaddy_ 6 жыл бұрын

ImpatientTurtle BAHAAHAHAAHAH GOOD ONE

@alexharris-white821 6 жыл бұрын

it was 9 when this came out but

@ImpatientTurtle 6 жыл бұрын

Ah right, gotchya.

@dougmcquaid147 6 жыл бұрын

Bruce knew I was high.

@deadphysh8966 6 жыл бұрын

Doug McQuaid dude same

@likecrazyhorse 6 жыл бұрын

Doug McQuaid Same

@shakemane 6 жыл бұрын

Me 2 man

@MrToast01 6 жыл бұрын

Ok, can I see some ID please?

@MrToast01 6 жыл бұрын

Same btw

@scorpion0498 Күн бұрын

still return to this, one of the funniest Let's Play episodes of all time. the super gravity and janky physics, hilarious commentary, and ofc the sweet ass SP7 shirt \m/ what a classic

@TheAwesomeDude 6 жыл бұрын

I just can't stop watching this. I love the little skits and the edits are on point. Hope we get more quality stuff like this

@klassicneo 6 жыл бұрын

13:50 Wonderful editing right there editor

@noneyabidnes4726 5 жыл бұрын

No one would ever expect Peak to be a master assassin, but his calm demeanor is that of a seasoned killer.

@juniperj1045 6 жыл бұрын

I haven’t even watched it yet but THANK GOD MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!! I’m so happy you guys are playing another hitman series, it’s hands down the funniest series that’s been on your channel

@MattsySwag 6 жыл бұрын

I am, quite literally, shedding tears. The editing is great, Peake's performance is bringing me to tears, everything iamazing.

@Skyborg97 6 жыл бұрын

I waited many years for this day to happen

@johnknoneborg 6 жыл бұрын

Skyborg97 i am beyond crying with happiness

@emcdraws 4 жыл бұрын

6:15 Bruce’s “why “ had me wheezing for 5 mins

@WickedK. 6 жыл бұрын

man the sound effects on this one is spot on! glitchy/janky games are usually the most hilarious ones keep the glitchman up. I'm sure you guys are having a lot of fun with this.

@nikhildama 6 жыл бұрын

Loving Hit-Peake - MOAR I WANT MOARRRR Well done guys! The extra time taken to make the content, as you promised at the beginning of the year, is paying off! Forever yours, loyal fan since IG and Inside Halo days :)

@Astr0_racc 6 жыл бұрын

"He's in fast motion, they're in regular speed" So Hitman has ascended and is now Over Heaven.

@michaeldoosenburg3761 6 жыл бұрын

They kept their promise! HITMAN IS BACK BAAAABYYYYYY

@BrickDays 6 жыл бұрын

Michael Doosenburg sorry for bad english

@johnknoneborg 6 жыл бұрын

Michael Doosenburg im so happy

@the1only17 6 жыл бұрын

You say baby too?

@SHOGANEX 6 жыл бұрын

so much joy packed in one 14 and a half minute video

@tyyellowhorn1820 6 жыл бұрын

I love these videos that got so much detail. It means i get to watch it on half speed

@andrewwentzel9910 6 жыл бұрын

"You a doctor?" "Doctor!"

@mr.eclipse6084 2 ай бұрын

it's 2024 and im still watching old content.

@fallenangel8282 16 күн бұрын

Doesn't hit the same as when it came out. But it's my happy place.

@Omega-EP 7 күн бұрын

New content was woke brainrot, so there's not really anything else to watch.

@trevorphillips8895 4 жыл бұрын

This is the first funhaus video I watch around this time last year and I’ve been watching their stuff ever since. Kinda feel lucky I joined so late since there’s so much I can find without feeling I already watched it but this series is gold

@trevorphillips8895 4 жыл бұрын

Also have to say if you’re a fan of the hitman series it’s super fun to see them struggle trying to go a gun a blazin’; to go on the rooster teeth website to get the full uncut versions.

@TheLoneGamr 6 жыл бұрын

I have never re-watched sections of a video more times in my life. "Bye, Hitman!"

@kai9755 3 жыл бұрын

It’s because of these 3, I wished I could work at funhaus

@jimmyjo1375 3 жыл бұрын

When you think 2020 can’t get any worse

@Kahuna169 6 жыл бұрын

Funhaus + Hitman = best combo Laughed my ass off with their previous playthrough of a hitman game, this is a great start already!

@grobladortitty-nipples6733 6 жыл бұрын

That ending!!!! I can’t wait for more hilarious gameplay and the /\ Hitman skits!!!

@hereticsin 6 жыл бұрын

I do not remember the game behaving like this. This is hilarious to watch!

@sinbad7083 5 жыл бұрын

Matt Peake had me weake “CAAAAAAT!”

@corndiggitydoglonggo 6 жыл бұрын

Good start to a new season! Well done with the Matt Peake scene at the end.

@nicholasfaron1067 6 жыл бұрын

Most of you guys and ladies do a great job! and this was hands down one of the funniest videos on this channel.

@E.Humperdinck 4 жыл бұрын

I didn't realize how much I'd miss Bruce and Lawrence. Why God? Why? Please come back Bruce.

@That1BlackGuy 6 жыл бұрын

Its Feels Like 2016 all over again lmao

@ledzeppelinfan1001 6 жыл бұрын

Dat 1 Black guy You Know the best year of Funhaus

@fiqririhyawan2409 6 жыл бұрын

You know funhaus at its best when u just died of laughter and can't even breath

@mathu8 6 жыл бұрын

This is hands down my favorite Funhaus video of all time! So funny!

@klassicneo 6 жыл бұрын

So... Peake became bald??

@deroy2786 3 жыл бұрын

The golden daysss !!!

@morgangiuffrida5840 6 жыл бұрын

Gotta say, whoever thought up these awesome mini sketches to play along side the game play needs a pay raise. Iz funny. More please. 💜💙💜💖💜💙💜

@50Calibruh 6 жыл бұрын

This is exactly what I want from FunHaus, Adam, James and Bruce playing broken games

@PowerfulDragon 6 жыл бұрын

no nips on matt in the intro. family friendly, dawg.

@klassicneo 6 жыл бұрын

A broken Hitman is a good Hitman. I'm going to enjoy this series haha

@scabbynack 6 жыл бұрын

I love all the vignettes coming out of the Funhaus Cinematic Universe!

@instantfunness 6 жыл бұрын

Oh God, early Hitman games and Funhaus are the universe's way of saying "comedy exists, just wait for it." I love these videos.

@vedantpatel4479 6 жыл бұрын

Where is the weekly dose of Rule 34??? I might have a panic attack

@eletrigo82 Жыл бұрын

Many years later and I still don't know who was James referring to in 3:36

@Gakasensei Жыл бұрын

The Rockettes , cause they kick up like the body did lol

@eletrigo82 Жыл бұрын

@@Gakasensei for some reason I thought they were referring to a person, thank you lol.

@victorecheverria8213 6 жыл бұрын

That typing on an empty table killed me for some reason. Loving these little added value bits they do now!

@Giovanni6501 3 жыл бұрын

I'm here for the annual feet tap edit.

@NunYurbis 6 жыл бұрын

I really need a Bruce the nerd-compilation some day.

@NunYurbis 6 жыл бұрын

Quick self-correct: CUMpilation. ;)

@swordude40 5 жыл бұрын

Ha! Good luck

@MoonlightSword 5 жыл бұрын

I love this Game I complete 100% the trilogi on PS3 with platinum trophy. Was so fun complete the Game without killing any guard The True 47!

@-bm1ir 6 жыл бұрын

Recently I've only been able to watch FH whilst high. Either you guys are so funny that sober me doesn't get your humour, or you're so unfunny that I have to be baked to find you entertaining. Looking forward to the rest of this series. Thanks.

@mirasophea9125 6 жыл бұрын

The sound effects are the icing on top to this delicious Funday cake. Props to the editors!

@SD-ff3uy 3 жыл бұрын

Trying to rewatch some of his older videos and this is just sad.

@ManletKingofTism 3 жыл бұрын

why?

@erector500 6 жыл бұрын

John Hitman isn't a clone neither a robot... he is a *ghost*. (13:49)

@BlueShift815 6 жыл бұрын

The Hitman games are the gifts that keep on giving. Only 4 minutes in and I'm already near wetting myself

@Nohaoah 6 жыл бұрын

definitely one of the better skits you guys have done

@CptRookSlappy 6 жыл бұрын

Peake looked like a shaved Donkey Kong in the intro lol

@DecGallacher 6 жыл бұрын

0:35 omg they know

@ThomastheHankEngine 6 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest FunHaus videos I've seen in a long time. Love it.

@MrGoodxLuck 6 жыл бұрын

Funny gameplay, funny commentary, great editing. This is gold

@silentone9323 6 жыл бұрын

The game is in slow mo because it reacts like that to very high framerates- you guys just need to cap it at 60 with riva tuner statistic server or similar program and you're set. Please upvote so they see it.

@zetsuei380 6 жыл бұрын

Silent One- Why and make the videos less funny? I don’t think so nerd.

@stevethebarbarian9876 6 жыл бұрын

It totally wouldn't though. Correction: The game going in slow-mo is not funny. The absurdly high physics rate definitely is.

@tHustr4 6 жыл бұрын

Funday Hausday

@bag0doughnutz 6 жыл бұрын

I LOVE the peake story! Please keep it continuing!

@kyleturnbaugh456 6 жыл бұрын

Hitman is what brought me to this channel, so glad it's back

@Scrawlerism 5 жыл бұрын

"This man needs help, does anyone know if he has a car key?" Fucken Bruce

@AshleyVsTheWorld 6 жыл бұрын

0:43 Jim Sterling is that you?

@foxxar7518 6 жыл бұрын

The added sound effects are just the best thing ever

@maiam.3327 6 жыл бұрын

The scenes with Peake absolutely made this video! I was dying!

@tommy2shoes611 6 жыл бұрын

why yes Bruce I am high

@ShaneFlett 5 жыл бұрын

*W H E E Z I N G I N T E N S I F I E S*

@brett9863 6 жыл бұрын

This is the best start to a new Hitman series

@sonicdud1 6 жыл бұрын

Im not even going to lie, this is a great start for this series and ill love to see more

@VectorVGaming 6 жыл бұрын

Can peake come in the hitman suit,shirt and red tie with the lapel & have his hair fully shaven please. I want this to be a long time running gag.

@shiverfang7110 6 жыл бұрын

Uberhaxorballer I think the whole point would be for him to be acting as Peale, so it would ruin the idea of him being Hitman

@Lajn5 6 жыл бұрын

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

@AndreSP89 6 жыл бұрын

YES!! so glad you guys are doing another Hitman run

@alphamale107 6 жыл бұрын

Good to see Bruce's weezing is back and better than ever