Me talking to myself

Tabby I've been seeing you in countless of KZfaq comments, Lmao

Some of them did shoot themselves - it simply got too much for them

Wobble,

Oh, hi tabby.

And artillery say "Dear grid coordinates"

I see what you did there.

"To whom this may concern BOOM"

Or "current resident"

@@andrewbuschert8789 nah that’s a nuke

I...didn't know people didn't know this already.

@@YasonYou ikr, but statistically, there's gotta be someone who doesn't know out there.

Yes. . Literally every person on the planet is aware. Well done you.

@@nyunster He's literally one of the most famous living actors. If you don't know him thrn you aren't paying attention.

@@nyunster it's true that he's always a famous actor in the uk, but mr bean is that one role that made him famous worldwide. The same thing happened to ian mckellen (x men and lotr).

It is a cunning plan indeed

Until he accidentally loads it, not seeing the name, then trips, and fires the gun and shoots himself, thus completing the legend of The Bullet.

@@mammon_is_god You mean Baldric puts his Bullet into a 303 Lee Enfield Rifle? or Black Adders Webley Revolver

@@eliotreader8220 Yes.

It would also be great for moral

:(

oh no ;~;

So why he acts like a child it changed his mentality because of war shell shock.

paco ramon he also died thats why at the beginning he falls from heaven

Ohhh so many detectives are here...

Yup

he has a speaking disability

@@yes-os6le nah m8 hes too kind to roast them to crisp

Yo he spitting fax tho

Yeah

May I ask why that would be?

@@potatortheomnipotentspud Because it usually implies that someone among the higher-ups has plans for your unit which may not affect your life span in favorable ways. Like in this instance, where Blackadder was suspiciously issued a new revolver, due to the upcoming push.

@@potatortheomnipotentspud because it means they expect you to use it, *really soon*

Hy

@@potatortheomnipotentspud As nobody really explained why.. Sometimes when theres a new toy in stock, the higher-ups would like to test them out. but they wouldnt wanna test them out themselves ofc, so they let you test it out. And in some cases those toys may come with problems. leading to the death of those who use them.

It looks like it was made of licorice.

Didn't get it

@@azul1964 Britain used mostly revolvers in military till late 1954 while Americans and Germans used semi-auto magazine fed handguns (Luger and 1911 respectably) and revolvers were out-of-date even in WW1.

@@madkoala2130 Out of date doesn't necesarily mean useless. With fewer moving parts and therefore less to go wrong, a revolver is more reliable than a semi-automatic. They can also bring a bit more stopping power because not only do they put more useful energy into the projectile, they can fire larger calibres compared to a semi-automatic of the same physical size. And because there is no magazine to wrap your hand around, the grip conforms better to a natural hand position, making it more comfortable to use. The downside is of course the lack of ammunition capactity, the time it takes to reload and the small gap between the cylinder and the barrel that allows some gas to escape, potentially injuring the shooter.

@@azul1964 it means that they prepping him up with a new revolver because they are going to use it very soon

Haha, yes, he did say that.

Ironic, truly ironic

@doczg88 how

o.o He mentioned English, English is from England, England has a majority white population, whites are always (obviously and without a doubt) racist, misogynistic, privileged, and plain evil. Henceforth our understanding of such great tyrannies of the Caucasian race. And this concludes my essay on how that’s racist in 2019, you may now be seated.

Gappie Al Kebabi That was a joke, sorry for the confusion, but white privilege no longer exists in modern day society. Just ask any white person ever nowadays

Ey waht

Hitler shot himself

I think in his case, it'd be more akin to "Offline for 27,553 days"

@@gthjzby887 Well, we don't actually know what happened to Hitler. The bodily remains of the bunker were not identified to be Hitler's, and the only trace we 'have' of Hitler is in the Soviet Union. This was during Stalin's reign, though, and he was incredibly notorious for his deception. So we unfortunately do not know

@@KosherPorky Fortunately we do know. He's dead.

This was the best one.

I don't get it

@@WebDiice france is famous for infidelity. It is assumed that marriages are just financial securities (so much for that) and most old french people had multiple extramarital affairs. So it's kinda become a stereotype that french people are infidel.

@@swarnimvajpai6373 I think you do not know what "infidel" means !

@@GabFrrost Infidelity can both mean 'disbelief' in religion ("infidel-ity") and 'unfaithfulness' in sexual relationship ("in-fidelity")

Lies again? Law Order will start with one bullet

You have to what legends?

@@Inkyminkyzizwoz 😂😂😂😂my bad 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂two**

Holy shit, that's House? One hell of a crossover.

can't believe you missed out Baldrick

@@bitchypooch I don't know him, but those two are very very popular:))

@@danielsteger8456 🤦‍♂️

I was just thinking about your pfp and then I saw your pfp

Sanjar Khan I love sarcasm

How to shred someone Tutorial:

@@danielsteger8456 thanks for ruining everything bruh

In this series. There's a weird inversion where the Blackadders get more cunning as time goes on and the Baldricks get more idiotic. The one in the first series was the brains of that trio.

Is series 2 blackadder is just as smart as he is in series 4

Nope , it was boom

The most intelligent and profound thing he ever said was “why can’t we all just say, “no more war? If we all went home at the same time, what could they do about it?”

@Fedor Silva food

@Fedor Silva Jesus Christ! It's one thing being too young or too American to know that Rowan Atkinson had successful career long before Mr Bean, but to not know what apple crumble is or have the wherewithal to just Google it really takes the biscuit.

So what was fishy about getting a new service revolver? I haven't seen this episode.

@@anonygent command was planning for a new push in no man's land

Quite!

Even the roasts were very British.

nah, not enough Tea in it

It damn well colonized my computer, too.

True hahaha

Its because Americans never expect our stereotypes of British people to be so close to the real thing.

This is the most british comment I've ever seen

This is the most British comment I've ever seen

@@ericcomstock2249 Most sterotypes are based on truth but people nowadays want to believe that all of them were just randomly made up and everybody all over the world are actually exactly the same so people get shocked when they find out that theres stereotypes that are true.

This is the most British comment I've ever seen

😂

Nice roast

"Why are you making another one?" "I lost the last one, yesterday, in battle." A German soldier finds a small keepsake on the battlefield "Wunderbar!"

the ending disagrees

“It’s not the only thing around here that’s very small indeed.”

A grenade is "to whom it may concern" An artillery strike is "dear grid coordinates"

What about nukes?

@everyone

@@shanhussain6114 mass email

@@shanhussain6114 Public Service Announcement i presume

“Plus i Won’t ever shoot myself” “Oh Shame”

"If I owned the bullet with my name on it, I'd never get hit by it." BIG BRAIN TIME. 🧠 🤔🤣🤣😂👍

In English we say "your" uncle ;-)

Yes that is what he said. We all heard. What’s your point?

@@christopherdean1326 In Engish we say "Good morning". nice joke, took a few seconds to realize

@@legendarydestructor5845 There is a difference between "your" and "you're". A knowledge of the English language will confirm this.

@@christopherdean1326 not talking to you

Yes i agree!

I think you mean so bloody well.

Well he is a well spoken man in real life

And a hornbill.

He's a Oxford graduate, as I understand it, one of my former professors was his classmate back in the mid '70s, I think

I'm American and Blackadder is the main thing that springs to my mind when Atkinson's name is mentioned.

@@retnavybrat first time i saw him was on PBS in the 90s. Right there with you

Never liked Mr.Bean, so I am glad to have found something good to associate him with.

Idiots.

@@HDreamer Indeed. Mr.Bean was fun for some time. But Blackadded was were I found what an actor Atkinson is.

You have a big amount of likes. Too big to be surviving no reply comments.

@@ZU85 treuet

*true

@@kaiserwilhelmii9705 treuet

@@kaiserwilhelmii9705 treuet

Correction; marriage service. ;-)

I am French and I approve this genius joke

@@milancora4637 wanna cheat on your wife with me? ;)

@@Ag3nt0fCha0s Is that even a question... don't mind if I do.

that joke could use some updating. "vows of fidelity in the American wedding ceremony". Yes, the united states has beaten france in the infidelity department.

You'd not have heard a word spoken then

Do you realize you're hearing dead people laugh

@@baller10345 i just did

@Rick O'Shay errr it was. The BBC never used canned laughter

The BBC always used unprompted live audience laugh track

It's the kind of thing that Gracie Allen did so well.

@Oedius Rex same here. I watched it a few days ago and I just can't believe such a funny show which was joking about haigs suicide just a few minutes earlier could drop that literal bombshell

Today I learned the word emotive.... Such a fancy word I'm replacing emotional with it from now on.

Caffeine invite a no go then (:

@@yahiaAly glad you are enjoying learning new English words,but the two words are not interchangeable. (just thought I would warn you before someone attempts to make fun of you in KZfaq comments) 😁

It's a good opinion IMO!

My mind can now rest

Unfortunately he tripped on barbed wire, bayoneting himself through the neck with his own weapon

@@jameswest4692 ah yes the bayonet with his name on it

If you watch the final charge closely you will see that baldrick stepped on a land mine with his name on it

Yes he hosts a tv production about archeology!

Here*

@@tomixravenloss hear*

In English, we say "Good morning".

*quietly craving ‘to whom it may concern’ on a grenade*

You probably would, were most English speakers not so completely uneducated about other languages.

@@user-oo8oj1hl8k we built the largest empire in human history with the express purpose of teaching the rest of the world our language precisely so we wouldn't have to waste time learning all of theirs! I think we did our part!!!

Because you've not watched other country's videos ...lol

Well that's an awfully close minded thing to say, isn't it? I'm not saying Rowan Atkinson isn't an incredible actor (because he obviously is) but I sincerely doubt you're an expert on comedy in non english speaking countries.

@@AnonEyeMouse waste time? Everything you do for entertainment is a waste of time, honey.

HOLLYY I JUST REALIZED THAT WAS HUGH

Some people, when they use-or drop-a accent,it's incredible. Hugh Laurie and Benedict Cumberpatch are two people who when they drop their British accent-you'd almost never realize it was them by just hearing them.

Roadhouse

@@JnEricsonx "dropping accent".... Sounds like you mean american is the standard english and everything else are accents...

@@Whiskypapa no I meant when they drop the American accent and go back to their natural one it's like night and day.

nukes are just @everyone

Exterminatus is High Gothic for, *_"Goodbye."_*

Cannon of a tank: dear barricade

Railgun will be like "I regret to inform you"

Did you just quote a redditor and give him credits for it?..

I only found out about his background and that he is not mute last year on a video where he does body comedy in a theatre without saying a word He's also a genius, which makes me enjoy the fact that he does comedy just because he loves it even better

Im one of them

Oh Noir how true i thought he was dumb or something .....learned he is also a good pilot.....

@@divelar9027 Poor you.

That's me

Stop

Some of them did actually do that

They died charging out of the trenches.

What's the name of this show guys?

@@gianulhasan8913 blackadder

@@AdventurousInsight yeah. It's a joke from the show

@@allanmoncrieff5579 “no the guns have stopped because even our generals aren’t mad enough to kill their own men. They think it’s far more sporting to let the Germans do it.”

@@thomascooper6658 “so we are in fact going over this is how they say.....IT?”

... oh shit 👀

Not everyone was there to watch it, and Mr Bean is quite a popular show, so they reference it to that.

@@leopinty5103 You say not everyone "was" there to watch it and Mr. Bean "is" quite a popular show, but Mr. Bean started not a year after this show, so they're really from the same time period, and I must say that I've personally seen more reruns of Blackadder than Bean in my country (Germany).

@@BlommaBaumbart same in hungary, maybe they screen it on Comedy Central while I haven't seen a Mr. Bean rerun for 10 years

"I have a plan.... I just need money"

Continuous Rage and some goddamned FAITH!

The episode of Time Team where they found an actual baldric was hilarious

"Baldrick... I have a cunning plan"

Some of us think "Fat Tulip was in the garden..."

Baldrick got a knighthood.

Time Team ! A British institution that puts that drivel about a doctor at a U.S. hospital and Johnny English to shame.

By MI6 you obviously mean MI7.

Guess there really was another bullet with his name on it

@@DefiantUntilDeath - yes, and as well as a Knighthood he has become England's most famous Indiana Jones.

Interestingly enough, they also lived together in the middle ages, during the Elizabethan Era and in the Regency...

@Thomas Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I don't think that Hugh Laurie had a role in Blackadder I. I know that he was in the final episode of series 2 as the conniving German prince, though. Am I right in saying so?

"In English, we say good morning."

Life is funny when you're held at gunpoint.

It's called a laughtrack you pellock XD

@@deathbunny3048 it was filmed in front of a studio audience

@@jakegtr Well then I stand corrected XD

@@deathbunny3048 guess you're the pellock now!

Stoicism is a well known British trait.

That’s British comedy for ya, full of sarcasm and wit

Dry wit. Real humour.

Beans thuum is powerful indeed "What will you burn? What will you spare?"

stolen comment

@@thatotherrandomfloridian9456 really? From where?

@@baconlover7747 theres another comment closer to the top i just read before seeing this one.

@@thatotherrandomfloridian9456 what? When I commented there wasn't any. I can't find that one even now.

No, you don't. Do you REALLY think there is a bullet with a name on it? Sounds like BREXIT logic.

@@noahway13 I'm going to assume you missed the twisted part. Oh and FYI, I'm a remainer.

@@PaulRichard2 i was drunk last night, sorry...

@@noahway13 no worries. :)

@@noahway13 people who are upset at brexit in every video they comment tend to be utter morons!

I believe the saying is, "a bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed to whom it may concern."

@@SuperiorBrick no its "a bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed to dear grid square " I have actually worked with the artillery

🤣🤣🤣

A bullet has your name A grenade has “to whom ever it concerns” A mortar has “dear grid coordinates”

Not a funny commentary to this. After firing exercises artillery guys went to target area, maybe out of curiosity, maybe for an inspection, I don't know. They were not firing HE rounds, but shrapnel, that explodes while still in the air which sends a cone of metal darts or ball bearings (whatever particular shells contain) towards surface. Guys stand there in silence, it didn't felt comfy, of course, there were no bodies there or anything like that, it just felt like the area is full of death itself.

wait- isn't mr bean bri'ish?

@@krishna2803 yeah

I gotta say American humor sucks and that’s coming from

@@krishna2803 It isn't even Mr. Bean in this video, it's just the same actor.

curiouscat1997 it’s all part of his cunning plan.

He did starr in other shows after blackadder, like "the thin blue line" wich is also well worth watching

And thus gave birth to mr bean

And that guys was the birth of a legend... *Mr.Bean*

They did it for years

And then they died.

who died...no one died, the aliens prob took back mr bean....SWOOSH

As an European I wouldn't call England "the best timeline"

Humour* and yes we do

@@AndrewMRoots-et2ow my mistake, English isn't my native language.

@@abskorditis1232 My bad, I was just having a joke and now I feel like a dickhead

I started noticing this back in the 60s with the Beatles movies, and then moving on to Marty Feldman, and then graduating to Monty Python.

joke* @@partlycloudy2526

Ye

Which one? Camera man?

@@dmitrys.4741 Haha, good one. We both know who I am talking about, right?

Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robinson, Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry, Tim McInnerny, Miranda Richardson, and Rik Mayall all on the same show is one of the greatest moments in British television, second only to Monty Python.