No time for the in and out love, just come to read the meter

You know that someone is hardcore when they can say 'eggiwegs' and still sound respectable

The fact that he's so adorable just makes him all the creepier. You almost forget what he is for a moment. Not unlike real life serial killers like Ted Bundy.

As it turns out, Alex actually does the How To Basics videos.

The Psychiatrist is such a pretty lady. She's got a great smile.

Heath Ledger's inspiration. Thank you Malcolm!

*...Eggy weggs...*

The psychiatrist is such a likeable lady, i am absolutely in love with the way she talks

Seems like Alex's "dream" may not have been a dream after all! Look how concerned the psychiatrist looks when he's explaining, she KNOWS the truth, but of course she doesn't want him to find out.

"I was quite enjoying that." Hell, we all were. I wish there were an extended version of this scene with more pictures he could make quotations for.

Eggiewegs. This will always be a part of my spoken vocabulary.

I find this psychiatrist cute for some reason

ALEX IS JUST SO ADORABLE OMFG

2:21 What we all wish we could say to asshole customers

"Isn't the plumage beautiful?" The plumage dosen't enter into it. It's stone dead.

He is so adorable in this part ahhh

When he tells her about the dream she seems to be hiding that what he is saying is true. She is so cheery though.

2:24 Reminded me of Pulp Fiction.

Love the bit where Alex sees the eggs on the slide, the look on his face, like he has a real vendetta against them :)

At this point, he's already back to his old pre-Ludovico ways, right?

that lady is gorgeous. What is wrong with me?

Those blue eyes, that laugh, that accent! Little Malcolm McDowell was so gorgeous!

One of my favourite scenes in the whole thing! Saw just how much fun Alex was having, and it made me laugh along with him.

1:48 that laugh though...

2:40 this is the last vestige of pain being associated with alex's negative impulses

Yes, whilst he was asleep the doctors ''played around with his brain'' so that the Ludovico technique was reversed, hence he can listen to Beethoven and think about sex again without feeling ''the sickness''.

"Righty right"😂😂 man I fucking love this, I even use in real life sometimes, righty right

My drama class was choosing scenes from movies by Stanley and me and my friend chose this movie and this scene :D got the whole class laughing

the most lovable psychopath.. :)

The actress is Pauline Taylor. And I've a thing for recognizable voices. If you've viewed Patrick McGoohan's TV series The Prisoner as often as I have, that is unmistakably the voice of the Village PA system. If it's Taylor's it's not credited as such...but it certainly lingers...as does Alex's last look...

The most charming and lovable psychopath in the history of cinema.

Man, this movie looks so amazingly well made.

Now I MUST watch the whole film again!!! That was a tease!

"But you seem well on the way to making a full recovery". Yes and it's beautiful.

My genuine responses were: 1. Yes, look at the array of colours 2. I'm sorry to hear about that 3. I'm just here to clean the windows 4. May I ask what is wrong with the watch 5. Perhaps I'll incubate them and see if they hatch Very dull responses I must say, although maybe the fact that I came up with these logical and boring answers so quickly is a sign that I'm actually a mad man, can never tell when it comes to psychology

I loved this movie even when i was kid. Watched it 1st time when i was ten. Malcolm Mcdowell is great in this, schoolboyish handsome sociopath indeed. This one, Dr. Strangelove and Shining, those Kubricks best films. A comedy, drama and horror film, all made by the same director. Every time he made a movie it was completely different than the last one. The man allways had a vision.

okayy I see most people find this scene funny and so did I but bro, it also shows in how tragic position Alex is. The treatment was meant to artificially stop his "bad" impulses (succeed) but failed in changing his nature. So he never stopped thinking about moral decay (the last scene in the movie) but only the brainwashing stops him. "He ceases to be a creature capable of moral choices". Now to this scene - (ofc we assume it'd be him in this situations) he couldn't say he wanted to make out with (r@pe?) a woman in the picture even if he probably meant it, as well as he wouldn't be able to speak aloud about murdering someone. Instead, he unleashes his frustration by insulting a customer or crushing eggs because it is not a crime. But it's not well seen in the society either. So although the woman told him there are no right answers, they wanted to see how much is he "fittable" and "normal". The world reflected in the pictures is stiff and formal, where it's expected to wear those masks (great shown in American Psycho). Obviously Alex never fit in that box and deep inside, he never will, despite him smiling to the cameras :'))

1:11 "Aaah"

2:17 is absolutely the BEST!!! "You know what you can do with that watch? Stick it up your ASS!"

There's always time for the old in and out.

I love this movie... And I enjoy Alex's accent so much!

I love this scene! So funny! Malcolm McDowell is adorable here! Huge crush on him in this film

God the nurses smile and voice is so damn cute I want to just hug and kiss her.

I don't know why, but Alex's "Ah" at 1:10 is fucking hilarious (probably because it's way too quick of a cut, lol)

I've always loved the psychiatrist's hair xP

"How many did I get right?" Oh, Alex.

Greatest movie ever... Love it

That psychiatrist has the most pleasant aura and warmest smile I have ever seen.

0:41 "very nasty"

The psychiatrist is such a good actress... perfect expressions to the T!

You know what you can do with that watch? Stickiupyearse! Never gets old. Especially that laugh. Brilliant

eggy weggs

Pauline Taylor, who plays the psychiatrist, passed away in March 2017 at age 81. A large part of the cast of "A Clockwork Orange" has passed on and its remaining cast members are mostly in their 70's and 80's.

A Clockwork Orange brings with is a strong critique of society, showzinho scene of violence previously little explored, the language used, the narrative is perfect, the best in the history of cinema in my opinion, photography and soundtrack border on perfection. A clockwork Orange It’s a film Far ahead of its time and it gave me a passion for cinema, so that’s why It’s my favorite film, because of its construcion, plot, photography, score, language and especially the shock it causes, sepalino to everyone, Cinema does not only serve as a means of entertainment but as means of expressiom, point of view and criticism.

I kept wondering why her hair is dyed blue/violet/purple. Perhaps the color of her hair symbolizes psychiatry/psychology. The most famous test in psychiatry/psychology is the Rorschach test. This is originated from ink. Ink mainly is blue in color. So her blue hair symbolizes her profession. But his mother also had this kind of haircolour. So I assume this is female haircolour in the future.

"no time for the ol in and out love, I've just come to read the meter" 😂😂😂

1:47 That grin is so spot-on adorably creepy

Uhm...cabbages...knickers, uh...it hasn't got, uhm...a beak. HAHA

anyone picking up on how the psychiatrist looks like his mother? The hair style, the body type and the way she cares for him???

His laugh is awesome.

Aww 😍. He’s cute...

Hahaha Alex is a cute boy

Best antihero ever made.

One of my favorite scenes lol too funny 😆

1) Not really, no. 2) Does it matter? 3) 5 children. 4) Who do you think you are? 5) In my pants they go then!

No time for the old 'in and out' love. I've just come to read the meter. LOL!

My answers 1. Well yes, but why did you bring a peacock inside my house. 2. I guess I’ll have to get him whatever the opposite of a get well soon card is. 3. Well I wanted your sister, but beggars can’t be choosers. 4. Nonsense, it works perfectly fine. It lets you know every time that I give a shit. 5. Okay, but before I do, you still haven’t really made it clear whether or not you hired me as a chef or a pet sitter.

I swear, Alex was just luke skywalker in his british phase

This reminds me of fallout 3 where you take the G.O.A.T test

Maybe I’m overanalyzing here but I felt the scene was a critique of the parenting in the society. This was the first time we really laughed with the character, but this was probably also the only time he have been playing with, like and adult child relation, as we know it.

LOL at 2:42 I know it's not funny..... but still it's like I can understand if one would chuckle a little.... Ow! F-ck-n- owlsers.

When Alex recounts his dream and the psychiatrist downplays it, I can't help but be reminded of what Bill says ar the end of Eyes Wide Shut: "and no dream is ever just a dream."

He is so cool!!!!!

His eyes

At 1:02 Her face says it All about what's been happening to Alex. She feels empathy for him knowing the True intentions of Dr. Brodsky's treatment and the horrible aftermath. BTW, the Drs were playing around with His Golova.. Which means Head in Russian, and Not the often taken `Gulliver `.

blue eyes

Eggie weggs...

1:44 he isn’t reading from any script is he

Kubrick predicted hair

Everyone talking about eggywags but not that look that Alex gives at the very end.

Summary of " A Clockwork Orange " Everybody has the movie ( and book ) wrong. I haven't read the book, but the themes are alike. This movie shows what happens when someone who lives a life consisting of his own free will, is stripped of all free will, and shows the importance of free will and questions if society would be better with or without free will, or is it just as deadly to deprive free will as it is to grant it? Hence the name " A Clockwork Orange " which shows the contrast of Alex; A young man who's living life to the fullest as fruitful as an Orange, and then Alex whence deprived of all free will, who becomes as mechanical as a Clockwork.

That expression at the end tells you everything, it's that grimace of ecstacy again.

When alex said "how many did i get right " i really laughted so much

‘Cabbages… knickers… errr… it’s not got a beak!’

This movie is somewhat prophetic in the way it handles open faced criminals as mental health victims

His facial expressions and acting in this scene really reminds me of James Cagney.

Me encanta el acento inglés

The doctor lady is quite cute and bubbly... That's definitely on purpose by the hospital staff, isn't it?

MY MIND IS A BLANK

She looks like that girl from Lazytown.

I think the scenes she's showing him is a type of projection test called 'Thematic Apperception Test' Such a great scene

Nothing more normal, than a psychiatrist that dyes her hair purple.

1:48 that giggle

... don't worry, Alex "I" failed the test too ;-) : instead of replying "no time for the old in-&-out-love ..." "I" said: "it's time for praising the deities together ... maybe I check the meter later."

He's so adorable :D

I love Alex's choice of words!

The psychologist was one of the few people who were nice to Alex.

Idk but this scene made me laugh my ass off xdxd

i laugh every time at 2:17

He is cured alright