Lmao

You kidding? That’s the fun part.

As if that will stop me

@@TheNocturnalOracle One of my friends was a barbarian and he asked the DM if he could go into a rage well having sex.

The party rogue: "I roll to seduce." Me: (spy voice from TF2) "Seduce me."

So you're saying that he literally had a race-based insult book

@@monhunterz5430 The Holy Text

I can't compete with those kind of expectations!

My cleric did that except they were eulogies for each character who died in our group. He was tasked with sending the letters to next of kin.

I play as a bard in my current campaign and one of my favorite cantrips to use is Vicious Mockery, some of my highlights include: “Who’s shrine did you piss on to get a face like that?” “I’m glad I can’t read minds, I doubt there’s anything interesting in yours.” “I’ve seen better weapons in the hands of preschool children.” “You have a face only a mother could love, too bad she’s probably dead” (Even the DM was shocked by this one)

I came to the comments just for this 🙏

Sounds about right. I'm not convinced he DOESN'T have a stack of them hidden under his chair in preparation for Sam Riegel' nonsense. XD

Thxx

THANK YOU SO MUCH

@@raina8334 this improved my day

"A hint of bright red on both sides of the doors center..." (it blushed....the door fucking blushed)

*this is beyond human comprehension of the bards ability to literally seduce everything,even air molecules*

Bard: crit Door: doesn’t open Rogue: I use intimidate Masochist door: blushes Oh no

a n i m a t e o b j e c t

I like to say that some objects contain a spirit, and eventhough you can't seduce the door, you could seduce the spirit in the door. But that is only posibble if there is a spirit in the door.

in that case you should.

Probably better than dying horrifically

I mean, all options considered, it don't sound like a horrible fate

My DM is like this. I didn't survive the Bugbear mating ritual :(

so death by snu-snu-snu-snu-snu?

Bard: "I'm gonna seduce the werewolf!" DM: "YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SEDUCE THE WEREWOLF!" Bard: "why not?" DM: "BECAUSE I SAID SO YOU FURRY FUCK! NOW ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!"

@@FieldMarshalFry Bard : Ok fine *rolls and has initiative* Bard : I use my turn to serenade the werewolf DM : Your singing is so powerful that werewolf feels moved, however your tunes were so loud that the cave ceiling got destabilized. TL:DR Rocks fall, everyone dies

Completely valid. DM: "the lesser succubus casts 'charm' on the cleric" Cleric: [Fails some saves] "Ah fuck she's too hot. Sorry, guys, this demon I've sworn to defeat is my new wife." Bard: ...[Player literally stands up from table, and points to the sky, shouting] "NO ONE IS HOTTER THAN XAVIER THE DIVINE SPEAR!" Bard: [Rolls to seduce succubus] DM: "Look we've been over this, you can't just bed any-" Bard: [Throws d20 at DM. Lands on 20] Dm: "...That's bullshit, but I'll accept it. The Lesser Succubus is now your Succubae." Bard: [Points at Cleric] "Now you!" Dm: [Shrugging, having come to terms with the previous bullshit] "...fuck it." Bard: "That's the plan!" Cleric:[If you looked up "big dude" in the dictionary you'd see his face and upper torso] "No homo?" Bard: [Physically grabs Cleric player and looks deep into his eyes (note the bard player is a foot shorter and has all the muscle mass of a twig)] "No homo. Only Xavier..." And then the rogue stabbed the succubus while everyone is distracted. We all died horribly.

@@unclaimedusername6608 I want "No homo. Only Xavier." on my tomb stone.

@@FieldMarshalFry Bard: "Fine... I cast Suggestion." DM: "I don't even wanna know what you suggest to it."

"Final boss uses great cleave to have the bard to themselves."

I'm playing a bard in my campaign and my girlfriend is the dm so I might use this one

Dm: …listen here ya little sh*t

😂Go for it, I'm the DM's GF & he's not into dudes. & Our bard has a GF, sooo... 🍿?

Rolls a 20 DM: OK get in the bed

You’d think a historian would know the definition of the word mockery

@@grimmashley8422 In theory, definitely. Not in practice though.

*Goes on a two hour tangent about how your species used to screw fish*

"who says vicious mockery has to be an insult?" The description of the cantrip

I actually just recently made a bard who has all his charisma in being either a big, string man, or being a cute boi. Okay, I just looked at the comments, and I thought they meant "historian" as someone who studies and understands history. What the actual shit is all of this stuff about getting down and dirty with marine life?

Wait... SUCTION CUP MAN IS A BARD

*YOU CAN’T KILL THE BARD, MAN*

@@christopherrhodes3228 SUCTION CUP BARD IS COMING ROUND HIS SUCKING POWERS HAVE NO BOUNS SUCTION CUPS ALL RED AND SHIT HES PRETTY HOT YOU MUST ADMIT DO MOT TEST HIS SUCKING POWERS HELL CLIMB YOUR TOWER IN JUST AN HOUR YOU CANT KILL HIM HES WAY TOO COOL HES SMUDGING UP YOUR WINDOWS FOOL

*HEY I WROTE YOU A SONG* "what?!" *IT GOES LIKE THIS* plays three notes *FUCK YOU*

OH I'VE BEEN CLIMBING UP YOUR TOWER YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! I'VE BEEN CLIMBING UP YOUR TOWER AND I'M SMUDGING UP YOUR GLASS!

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I wonder if this video will be redone where the only change will be swapping out the "ehhh.... errt..." sound effects with takes done by Matt himself.

Wait, he did?? For real?

@@grimmashley8422 Yeah, in the DM video. A whole _bunch_ of DnD content creators show up in that one, including Matt Mercer

He said himself on stream that he never thought he would get to do that, was so afraid just to try before giving him a call

Looks like he rolled well on pursauation

And in and out...in bed.

why do you look like young homer

He's getting around. It's a long list he's gotta get through. Matt isn't Santa Claus you know.

@@dragonfire7354 XD

Yes. Bold of JoCat to assume I don't want this to happen to me.

He wont throw foam noodles at you ‘cuz he’s a chill guy and doesnt mind whatever way the players play the game

Look at 1:56 in 0.25 speed

I once asked for grape juice... and I WAS A DWARF!

Well according to the adventure zone, if you go to a bar and ask for apple sauce or apple juice you'll get some seriously potent halfling cider.

That is a cinnamon roll of a bard... I give it 3 sessions and I'm being nice.

I love that bard thank you for telling me about them

“wHaTs A sEdUcE” -One of my bards, 2019

and later in thewarlock vid they're gettim married XD

I guess Jocrap's bard is bisexual. Perfect for a horni bard.

Punkie Zee Thank you, I was about to spend an eternity trying to pause it at that timestamp on mobile.

The hero we need!

*Other reasons may include, but not limited to, having similar sounding names for your characters and proceeding to joke about different names, violating the big ancient dragons by fisting inflicted wounds, rolling natural one/twenty 2-3 times in a row, etc.

Punkie Zee thank you.

Unless you play an outcast drow ranger/rogue that's socially brash and has a pet panther

Dude you are seriously naive if you don't fear Matt Mercer

Bless your soul I tried and I shit you not for fifteen minutes to read that. You give me rest, thank you.

*throws foam noodles at Andy*

*nyeh*

Andy Harley thanks I was trying to get it for so long

As someone living in Baltimore, I laughed even though I felt somewhat attacked. XD

@@victorqwilleran3331 I have been to Baltimore multiple times in my youth woth my mother to help with festivals and I do not. That city is falling into a sinkhole called the consequences of their own actions and so far it is not getting better.

@@victorqwilleran3331 If it helps, it's from Big Bill Hell's!

@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice home of challenge pissing?

@@victorqwilleran3331 thats right. challenge pissing

Crystal dragons could actually do that. They are the chatterboxes of the dragon world.

if my information is correct, that bard is now a pureblood vampire (maybe?)

@@frozenlizard7738 Wait, so that crap in Elder Scrolls about Molag Bal making pureblood vampires through sex was actually based on something?

@@PupdudePwns I dont know about elder scrolls (it is similar)

@@PupdudePwns Elder scrolls started out as a custom DnD campaign so yea

@@ansixi4194 yep, when a succubus kisses someone out of true love, they don't die, instead turning into a pureblood vampire capable of forming a covenant.

This isn't only a problem with bards, I had a rogue that tried to intimidate the door. I told him that the door began to open, for him to see two guards, one of which hit him in the face with their sword's pommel and the other one asked what the fuck did he think he was doing.

@@gingerinajacket8519 _the guard ended him rightly_

@@gingerinajacket8519 I intimidated a wall once. It opened.

@@gingerinajacket8519 Nobody knows how to open a door. I've played as a Rogue with massive lockpicking proficiency (I have Expertise in it and a Dex Modifier of +5), and we got a Barbarian and Monk trying to break it down (it had a strength check of 20), a Paladin who really wanted to screw us all over with Thunderous Smite (lawful good btw), and a Ranger who wanted to Yeet our gnome through the door, all of this while the Bard was ready to help with Bardic Inspiration, and I was just sitting there watching these idiots while the two other competent people (a cyborg warlock and sorcerer gnome) in our party kept suggesting the Rogue (me) pick the lock. And this night, we were all rolling super low for some reason, so this entire interaction gave us two critical failures and caused two people to take damage. It was fun.

Remember when Mung tried to seduce the rebarbara plant?

"Looks like this BBEG is gonna have... _a happy little accident..."_

What can I SAY except, you're WELCOME!

i want "Died of *EXPLOSIVE HYPER DIARRHEA* " on my grave

Aaaaand Bobby was launched into the 3rd floor from ground level. ..RIP

I cannot stress how funny this is

The absolute greatest nursery rhyme "let's go poo poo like a big kid" kinda music ever made

I am taking poop rn am scared

You mean Brook. You are talking about Brook. Go watch 800 episodes of One Piece like the rest of us.

Bonus for a skeleton bard is they don't even need an instrument, they can just play their own ribcage

There's a skeleton bard in my current campaign. He only plays woodwind instruments.

Meatball Sander what rules do you use for skeletons as a race? Because obviously a skeleton bard would be different to a mindless skeleton raised by some necromancer.

Logan Bedenis Combine that with my Necrodancer build. Go lore and grab all the good necromancy spells

@@ShugoAWay would've thought Pocahontas would play more of a druid than a paladin

@@ShugoAWay I mean, wasn't the movie version of Pocahontas all about freedom of expression and learning from other people? Hard to see that as a "no fun lawful paladin"

❤️

Holy shit, I watched this so many times and I always was like "What's with the random Disney princess insert". Sneaky bastard

That is amazing. May the children be a quarter as godly as he was. Less than a quarter, otherwise the world would be overrun in no time

@@gameridiotNOT Trust me, I took care of that. The actual group has met a few of these grown up children so far, one became a teacher who pretty much turned out like Susan Sto Helit, the niece of Death himself from Diskworld, another daughter became a priestess herself and one boy ended up badly beaten and publicaly shamed on the pillory because he thought he could do like his daddy (but couldn´t).

Your description of the elf reminded me of one art someone drew of their half-orc, saying her mom's a full orc while her dad's a very ballsy elf. Said elf is drawn blindfolded & chained while saying "Fuck yeah!" as he most likely was getting laid by the orc.

Wait, so they pulled a "devil went down to georgia" with a god of music? Lol

@@FeliceJaganshi Ya, pretty much, now that you say it that way.^^ For the contest I wanted to see 3 nat crits in a row to succeed and he delivered 2, re-rolled the nr 3 thanks to his bards trait "Favour of Lady Luck" and boom, 3 nat crits in a row. After that I had to get the kitchen scales and checked the dice. XD

no u

INSPIRED!

I thought you said bard sucked tho

I read this in your voice

Hey cool

Does that mean if I did so with my tabaxi lorebard, all sorcerers in the future could be cat girls/boys with a strong dose of ADHD? ....This sounds like a really bad idea.... I AM GONNA DO IT!!!

@@Elenrai I don't wanna be that person, but Sorcerers don't have to have magical parents. Most of them (wild magic, storm sorcery, divine soul, clockwork soul, sometimes abberant mind) seem to come from ordinary people being randomly 'irradiated' by pure magic from other planes. Also apparently you can literally make your own a Sorcerer in a pot

*shouts in the background* "Is that considered bestiality?"

"Does she also have seven-" whammed in stomach by cleric "LANGUAGE ASSHOLE"

*clicks pen* Reporter:"did you have a favourite head? is the god of dragons expecting soon? was the bed OK?

@@nyanbrox5418 A moment of silence for the bed.

i am not the only one who noticed the second the

Me too

I will play against all the stereotypes until he does, I'll play a paladin with an aligence with a devil and be lawful evil and not be an oathbreaker (oath of conquest mother fuckers)

No wonder he's been buisy lately , breaking into people's houses and throwing foam noodles at them.

@@thepuertoricansoldie depending on the good you serve that may work. Try a fighter that is afraid of combat.

YES

Animelytical as a filthy gunlance player your sweet melodies keep me going at the worst of times

Bow before the mighty HH gods peasant.

or I shall SMITE

They're just mad because he's right.

*Angry Doots*

But did you die

I'd let my PCs seduce dragons of any gender.

Only 12? A moment of weakness on the dm's part it won't happen again

@@firestorm165 hey don't judge that dragon things like that happen to everyone!

@@teamcyeborg he did, he just chose to make the dragon a little too...affective

... Irl

Ah, that could only mean you were properly playing the game

*laid

haha, 404 likes

DAMN IT ALEXANDER! We have to get a new DM every week because of you.

I mean, tbh he could just knock on my door and be like "Okay so I'm here to fling this foam at you" and I'd be "Yeah okay sure, come on in"

He doesn't need to break into my house. I'd happily invite him in as if he's Dracula who needs an invitation to come in and throw foam noodles at me.

Maybe we should, like, petition Matt to actually do that?

I’m not even a fan of critical role (tried getting into season 2 but it started slow imo so didn’t get further than that) and I’d be ok with that.

LET THE BARD FUCK THE PALADIN 2K19

@@somedragonbastard In the new Ranger vid, it has Paladin stepping on the Bard's face... Also, Ranger is in this video being brought out of the night club. Dude's got Easter Eggs on Easter eggs so I'm having to go back through and list them all.

Fighter is also in this video... as the fighter.

I just wanted to see this again and I didn't realize he had this planned from the start

The orc and Elf are also his other characters...

Now you know how to play Bard, you're welcome.

College of Rap is the best subclass.

@@LuckySketches Collage of Dropping mad bars

Bars!!

This man is a bard at heart.

slayy

Lmao.

Tell the story.

witherblaze so when i was DMing a one timer i had a group of 4 (cleric, warlock, fighter, and of course the bard) after the introdactions while in the tavern the bard found a female persueded her to woo her (rolled an 18) after the "action" i told him he got aids and to roll a constitutio save *he rolls a 20* i told him he is immune to the desease they play through the campaign they get to the villain (wich is also female) and the bard gets an idea he tries to persued th main villain he needs to roll a critical success to do that *witch he does* he woos the villain the villain kills the bard then i fail a constitution save, the villain dies of aids and we laugh our asses of

Well, that is one way to beat the bbeg.

@@agsilverradio2225 the old bone and begone

*Crossbow violin intensifies*

"This is my axe, and this is my axe." "Y-you just held out your guitar twice..." *"YES."*

Best multipurpose weapon is a sword fish. Sword and dinner

Hunting horns rise up

Great club cello y'all

Got to give him credit. Out of all the classes, in Buffs/Heals, Control/Debuffs, Stealth/Social, and Utility/skills Bards are A-grade through and through. But they lack Tank and DPR till level 5, then their the worse tank, and better DPR. The ones who try to compete are wizards.

Amazing

I find this character pretty cheesy

Bet those sandwiches got pretty moldy after a while.

What the hell is that grilled cheese made of

@@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 the power of god

"..and then use them as the weapon."

The motto of our party is slowly turning into "Throw the goat" . We have a satyr bard. He teams up with the druid, who turns into a goat. They're both clueless (in character, they're both pretty good players), but outmatch our barbarian. The tiny druid has been tossed satyr goat-boy our at enemies, beast shaping midway in the air into a goat. The goat bros are becoming unstoppable...#throwthegoat.

But can the bard use potions while their weapon is drawn? Not even the crazy stuff of DND can rival the SnS.

this is why I've been looking to try and have people change the name of the bard into something broader: "non-combatant travellers", "wandering artists", "muse?". Bards sing and play with the occasional jest and pun, artists can be something different and maybe have some homebrew skills glued to them, dancers? dancers can't draw a map, they're useless but at least they can do some moves, they're not bards but they're.. there. We need a name.

I had a player who did exactly this. He did it during a shipwreck scenario and chose his art easel as the one thing he could snatch up before bailing and ended up visually chronicling the party's lives on a deserted island.

How exactly are you going to give inspiration roll bonus with a paintbrush? "Aha! You have given me my next masterpiece! Thank you, Fighter!" "Uh....you're welcome?" *somehow gets a +d6 to his attack roll*

So...basically Medieval da Vinci arguably.

It's great until you have a Nat 1 related seizure whilst painting a portrait of a dragon and he turns you into a well done steak for making him look bad.

This remind me of Road to El Dorado XD

I'd say you fulfilled your promise.

That is the _best._

Now that's epic!

That would make a great video

Please, tell us more. This can't be forgotten.

well, we had to fight our old party member who was an evil centaur that made a deal with the devil himself to get a lot of power. We managed to kill him but when I went to check if he was really dead he came back to life so we had to kill him again, the druid in our team managed to crit him and one shot him but the demon came back to life once more, this time he managed to kill me and the druid, turning us into undeads. The party somehow managed to kill him a third time, this time he was dead for food but me and the druid were ashes on the floor, thankfully an npc offers us a vial that could resurrect the ashes of one of the two fallen heroes, It also happens that we had these little sphere that could send one of us back in time, so of course the first thing my party did was to male a little castle out of the ashes and to pour the vial over It to see what would happen, it was not a pretty sight to say the least. Thank god for the time traveling sphere right? Wrong. One of them goes back in time and does the SAME thing again, this time tho I manage to get resurrected just fine, so now I can go back in time and resurrect my other friend so that we both live, I do just that but before we can resurrect my friend a bright idea pops in the mind of one of the party members: "can we have two bards at the same time?" We try and sure enough here is an exact copy of me, now, my DM makes this very VERY clear: " be careful not to touch your past self or viceversa, you have no idea what would happen" so the first thing that comes to mind to my party is: "if you have sex with yourself is it masturbation or incest?? You can answer that question now!!!" Thankfuly we were just joking around so nothing like that happened. What happened was that while the others were discussing what to do next I was there shouting jokes at myself so clearly what do you do when you want to express how much fun you are having? You high five yourself. Thankfully an npc offers us a vial that could resurrect the ashes of the SINGLE fallen, but now another party member has lost an ear lobe and the whole underground is a bit more sad, since everyone is missing a wandering bard in their lives. And that's the story of how an epic bard named Valdo was lost to time and space itself. But if you could help me I have a mission and a glorious vision, if we can somehow have this channel make a video about my character maybe I could convince my DM that somehow getting erased from time and space is not actually that bad and you can manage to find a very hard way to regain fisical form and become the God of TIME AND SPACE, kinda like gaster from undertale is not really really gone but is actually spreaded across the multiverse, just no one remembers him.

@@reks334 this is very relatable No but thanks for taking your time to write it out, it was a good read haha

@@reks334 I don't know if there are alternative universes in d&d lore. But maybe your party can try to summon one of the alternative versions of your character that didn't get eliminated from existence.

I’m a bard with +persuasion because of the Throne Card. I’m just going to bang the dragon and come back later for the half dragon lol

@@lebanemcarl68 *that half dragon is your child*

@@frenchsoldier8485 * Put that one meme here of a man screaming ,,No! No, oh god please No! No! Noooooo!"

@@teo-kk7zk you forgot a no

@@frenchsoldier8485 Where?

Seduce me. You? Seduce Me... Bard i aint gonna- SEDUCE ME!

@@ianmoser9435 This is a build. My charisma is like a 9.

@@christopherbryan160 "So much wasted potential"

Lol every thing will have my babies

Bard: I'm going to fuck the world. DM: *visibly confused on all of the planes of existence* what???? Bard: I, am going to stick my massive throbbing love meat DM: ok- Bard: into the very ground we stand upon and screw this fertile sexy soil like its never been screwed before! DM: please sto- Bard: I'M GOING TO FUCK THE PLANET SO HARD IT'LL HAVE A WOBBLE IN ITS ORBIT FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!!!! I'M GOING TO MAKE SWEET PASSIONATE LOVE TO THE PLANET AND CUM DEEP INTO THE PLANETS CORE AND MAKE PLANET BABIES!!!!! *The whole table is silent and deeply uncomfortable as the bard shouts and laughs maniacally* DM: .............................. DM: ..............*raises a finger meekly and opens his mouth to speak* DM: *sighs heavily and sinks down defeatedly behind his screen* FFFFFFFFFFFFINE! Roll a seduction check...... what's your persuasion? Bard: *leans back with the most smug look on his face* 54 DM: *reeees internally in agony* roll.....with advantage *he says through teeth clenched so tight they may crack and shatter any second*

Keyword here is YET ;)

Maybe he's already shown up in spirit and is just throwing emotional foam noodles at you.

*matthew Mercer appears with 300 foam noodles*

He's to busy throwing them at me

I need my dose of Matt Mercer

In the recent Warlock video, they actually got married.

@@ninjabluefyre3815 and the Paladin died becaus of Eldritch BBBBLLLLLLAAAAASSSSTTTTT

And in the Races video, Sasha and Felicia show up again when bringing up that elves are resistant to Charm spells.

Gregory Stephens Their relationship is the epitome of “Do you like me?” “We’re married” “Yeah, but do you *like* like me?” and I would love a side story for those two

@@et3inuyasha And in fact Sasha just says to Felicia "You know that you could've just asked"

Create notes beforehand, for every situation that you might come by. When time comes, you will spit FIRE

@@pedropimenta896 That's eventually what I had to do, which was great until the DM threw me a curve ball. Doing Psychic damage for an especially sick diss never stopped being funny, though. Maybe I'll do this again sometime...

If his name was neither Mike Check not Boom Bot I feel like you missed an opportunity. That being said impressive that you managed to keep the 'On the Fly' for any serious period of time, props to you for putting the effort in. :D

So, basically, you were Doombox from Lethal League?

How about a wizard who casts his spells in old school rhyme? Ex: "Those that would incur my ire, SHALL FORTHWITH BE PURGED IN FIRE!!"

*inhale* YOU LOOK LIKE YOU DONE EAT MAC BOOKS FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, SUPPER, _AND_ DINNER

That reminds me of the D&D Campaign by the Roll4it Crew, where their Bard used Vicious Mockery on a Hound, by shouting at him "Bad Dog!". And the poor thing just laid down and died of a broken Heart.

My Bard once said “Your mum gay” and the person died.

He covers it in the bullet points at 0:36 "Roasts enemies to death"

I’d like to give my favourite example of how this spell is the best one. Eloy from TFS at the table. He’s literally killed enemies by yelling "HEY YOU BIG DUMMY" and it’s wonderful.

One of the reasons tiefliings are one of my favourite races 👌👌👌

Remember not to let your concentration break ;)

So the school of magic that deals with condos?

@@Punintentionally yeah, they summoned the entire apartement

You get a permanent -6 to charisma if you use condoms as a bard. Thems the rules. In fact, you gain +1 to charisma for each STD you manage to catch.

@@MapleBull95 Really?! I have to go adjust my character sheet!!

It doesn't understand you but is flattered anyway.

@@stm7810 Is that a Undertale reference?

@@teo-kk7zk Yes :D Froggit dialogue.

@@stm7810 I see you're a man of ~culture~ Undertale as well.

Ooops culture should be crossed

I'm playing a Kenku bard right now!!

I once played a game with a kenku bard and an aaracokra ranger. Let me tell you, the bard wrote a LOT of "Fuck you" songs about the ranger

Did you name them Stitch by any chance?

K I R I??!??!?!

haha record player!

Mine too, expect I took a joke to far and made my Bard a furry... don't let your rouges pickpocket building and take the door people or else you could be dressing up as a furry to trick a salesman.

.... as a bard, I was a Tiefling chior boy. It's a funny story and part of his sales pitch "lemme tell ya the story of me conception." As a Rogue... I have talked the enemy out of combat enough that the rest of the party got mad. So I seduced the princess to make the queen unleash her entire army on us. All according to plan. Fortunately i already had the General and Blacksmith seduced to aid us as well.

Thats how I play bards, that and they fake other classes like how people lie on resumes.

Never let the smart ones become bard....never.

Honestly, same though.

*gets the lube*

The fact that I want to play a bard and I'm planning on him being bi but asexual towards women kinda makes me feel like he will end up being the closest thing to a virgin in a group of stereotypical bards.

@@BEEEES and his bard friends will all be supportive about that if they're real friends

@@BEEEES so he’s gay

Take that back! It's a crap guide and you know it

As did I like 10 minutes ago, don't worry

wow good call lol

Oh! I didn't notice until I read this. I kept looking at Arial and never bothered to look around.

That's Cinderella's hair W h a t h a p p e n e d

@@juggerNOTtoday He couldn't remember if it was 'laying bitches and slaying witches' or 'laying witches and slaying bitches'

Well get clapping rouge

That moment when you were about to do a Fireball-level burn over a single misspelled word and you realize you're a bad person. XD

rogue... rouge is makeup

"yelling at container of rouge" *CLAP DAMN YOU!*

@@crimsonwizahd2358 *suddenly disappears and claps ur cheeks with a crit hit sneak attack*

Same. He's gonna screw around with something.

@@basilschizas2211 Probably the Bard. Bard *screws* everything.

Same

So rip off cami-cat?

I play a cute, tiny halfling bard who uses oratory to do comedy. It's a living.

Even after knowing he did the same thing for MHW (and making the LS longer) I still failed to notice this. Am I even a real HIJEK fan anymore.

It's my favorite part about the video

I wonder if hell pick a diference race or if hell repeat a few.

I hope he keeps making the bard sexier

@@SpamDestroyer do this

Ya with their 1 spell slot

Animate Objects. Only one you need. Want to become a one bard band? Want to bludgeon a dragon to death with it’s own gold?

I want to give a big shutout to all the sidewalks..... For keeping me off the streets